04x24 - Bulk Fiction

[bunniefuu]

♪ Stronger than before ♪

♪ Go, Zeo ♪

♪ Powered up for more ♪

♪ Go, Zeo ♪

♪ Rangers at the core ♪

♪ Zeo, Zeo ♪

♪ Go, go, Power Rangers ♪

♪ Go, go, Power Rangers ♪

♪ Zeo ♪

♪ Power Rangers. ♪

[ engine buzzing ]

Get it, Skull!

[ grunting ]

Stop it!

[ groaning ]

Come on!

Get it!

Halt! You are exceeding
the posted speed limit.

Step away from the vehicle!

Ready?

- Huh?
- [ clearing throat ]

[ sighs ]

On your feet, Bulkmeier.

[ grunting ]

Men, this is a new rookie--

Cadet Connie Crandall.

I wanted to introduce her

to two of my best officers...

BULK: Oh...

Gee, thanks.

But they're on assignment

so you'll have to do.

Now just because she's
the Captain's daughter

doesn't mean you treat
her any differently.

Skullovitch.

Bulkmeier.

Glad to...

uh... glad to, uh...

glad to be on the team.

Carry on, men.

[ giggling ]

[ high-pitched voice ]:
Bulkmeier, Skullovitch

glad to be part of the team.

Geez, what a weird chick.

What did you say?

I said what a w...

wonderful, young lady.

Mm-hmm.

Look! There it is!

Let's get it!

[ both shrieking ]

I can't wait for this dance.

It's going to be a blast.

I still don't know
what I'm going to wear.

I mean, the theme is

"Come as your favorite decade."

I haven't even lived long enough

to have a favorite decade.

You'll think of something, man.

[ engine buzzing ]

[ panting ]

Hey... whoa!

So... this is your vehicle, huh?

Yeah. Pretty cool, huh?

I was just testing it out.

Yeah, well, test this out.

Come on, guys.

I just wanted to
make sure it worked

before I donated it.

You mean it's for charity?

Yeah.
The admission to the dance tonight

is a toy that's going
to be donated to charity.

Charity?
I don't believe it.

[ burps ]

Did you guys hear that?

Those lowly earthling brats
are getting new toys.

I want a new toy too.

Gimme, gimme.

You've already broken

half the Cogs in the army,
Sprocket.

Yes, and when we gave you
that lovely nuclear reactor

you only played with the box.

That was a dumb toy--
I want a good toy

and I want it now!

All right!

Your whining us
stripping my gears.

If you promise to be very bad

for the rest of the millennium

I will get you a new toy.

What's with you, man?

It's that girl.

She is just as beautiful.

I can't seem to get her
off of my mind.

Yeah, I know what
you're talking about.

That happens with me
and cheese sometimes.

But I digress.
Go for it, Bulky.

Ask her out to the dance tonight.

Oh, Eugene, I don't know.

You really think I should?

I mean, this may
come as a shock

but I'm not sure I know how.

Bulky, you need the
advice of an expert

in the art of L'amour.

Yeah, an expert.

Ask away, mom frere.

Mon frere?

Bulky?!

Hey!

BILLY:
We just need one more component

to complete the Zeo Cannon.

And then it's going to
send out a cryogenic ray

that'll freeze King Mondo's
robot in their tracks.

Won't that be a sight.

I can't wait.

I got to go back to my lab

and get a chromium magnet.

Then I'll come back
and we can finish it.

You got it.

Uh, Tanya, I wonder

if I could have a word
with you for a moment...

- alone.
- Sure.

Adam, will you excuse me?

Sure.

A friend of mine
needs some advice

from a woman's perspective.

I see.

I... he needs to know
what girls like in a guy.

Well, the best rule is
just to be yourself, Bulk.

That won't work.

What do you like in a guy?

Well, I like

the sophisticated type of guy.

Sophisticated.

Yeah.
Worldly, you know?

Worldly.

Got it. Thanks.

Cheerio, madam.

Just out for a stroll.

Thought you might like to
join me for a spot of tea.

[ coughs ]

What?

Bulkmeier?

Well, what do you say?

After all this place
is so awfully dreary.

[ clearing throat ]

Oh, Lieutenant Stone, old boy.

So good to see you.

[ gasps ]

Well,
I'll just be on my way now.

Pip, pip, cheerio,
and all that... rot.

See ya.

Stone, wasn't that your man?

Yes, sir, I'm afraid it was.

As you know

I will not tolerate
any fraternizing

in the ranks,
especially with my daughter.

See that nothing like
this ever happens again.

Yes, sir.
It'll never happen again, sir.

Come on, you can make it.

It's just not fair.

Why'd my dad make me come
to Earth with my new toy

just to have fun?

'cause your dad knows
that my idea of fun

is doing things like this?

Aye! A direct hit!

Oh, man, do it again.

That was fun.

That was fun.

Let's find another target,
preferably a moving one.

Aye, looks like just what
the monster ordered.

Hey, short stuff.

What about this guy?

The Power Rangers' brainy buddy.
Perfect.

Alpha, I've got
the Chromium Magnet

and I should be back soon.

Everything will be ready
when you get back.

I think it's time to
have some real fun.

The more the merrier.

Huh?

Hey, Billy, you want to play?

Yeah, get him!

Billy. Come in, Billy.

SPROCKET: Hey,
what are you doing to my Cogs?

Leave them alone!

Cut it out.

Let them go.

Stop it.

Come on.

Alpha, teleport me to the
Command Center right away.

You got it, Billy.

Commencing teleportation
sequence now.

So, Kat, what are you
going to wear tonight?

I'm not telling you.

You'll just have to
wait and see tonight.

Ah, it doesn't matter.

You look great no matter
what you wear.

Oh, how sweet.

Rocky, girls love it
when a guy's sensitive.

You'll never catch me
being all mushy

and writing poetry
and all that stuff.

That's it.

What's it?

Poetry.

Girls love poetry.

Come on,
I need your help on this one.

Come on!

Thank you.

Sure.

Faster, Daddy-o. Cool.

Daddy-o looks cool

looks like eyes around,
you know what I'm saying?

Sorry about the noise, Dad.

Beat it.

"An argyle armadillo ate an onion

"while a bearded bird flew

"into a cappuccino-colored sky.

"Why?

"I am a Mosquito

"on the windshield of your love.

You are the missing sock
in my laundry pile."

Bulkmeier,
what's the matter with you?

Your behavior is
extremely non-reg.

"You are the sunny sky,
the windy wind...

"And I would ask you to the dance

if I weren't so...!"

Chicken!

STONE: Bulkmeier!

Wh-- what are you doing?

Uh-oh. I think we better
ditch this joint, Daddy-o.

Yeah, I can dig that, cat.

Halt! What in thunderation

is going on here?

- I can explain, sir.
- Don't bother, Stone!

As their commander

I hold you personally responsible

for the conduct of your own men.

You are hereby relieved of duty.

Dad, don't!

You can't do that.

I can and have.

Yeah?

Well, if Lieutenant Stone
goes, then...

- then...
- Then so do we.

Greetings, Rangers.

- Whoa.
- Whoa.

So you want to play?

You've got to be kidding.
What is that?

My new toy.

He's fun to play with.

Show 'em.

Aw, shucks. I missed.

We don't like your kinds
of games, Prince Sprocket.

Well, that's just too bad.

It's Morphin' Time!

Zeo Ranger One, Pink!

Zeo Ranger Three, Blue!

Zeo Ranger Five, Red!

Hey, man, nice try.

Now we're going to
play by my rules.

Oh, yeah?

We'll just see about that.

Let's do it.

[ kiaiing ]

We need help.

[ beeping ]

Adam here.

We're in trouble.

Get over here, fast.

We're on it.
It's Morphin' Time!

Zeo Ranger Two, Yellow!

Zeo Ranger Four, Green!

Are you all right?

I'm okay.

Where'd this thing come for?

It's Prince Sprocket's
latest toy.

I may be a toy,
but I'm not playing around.

Guys, are you all right?

Tommy, be careful.

I've had enough of this game
and Prince Sprocket.

Ay yi yi!

Billy,
the Rangers are in trouble.

They need help.

I think it's time
to use the Zeo Cannon.

ZORDON:
You must hurry, Billy.

They don't have much time.

Tommy, hold on.

Help's on the way.

Tommy.

Man, this guy's tough.

Looks like I won the first round.

Power Rangers,
want to play again?

The game isn't over until
the last card's been dealt.

Tommy, I'm sending you
the Zeo Cannon now.

How about a new game?

Sure. A new game.

I love new games.

Let's play with it.

Ooh, goody.
You have a new toy too.

Let's see what this thing can do.

Zeo Five Power Cell, power up.

Zeo Four Power Cell, power up.

Zeo Three Power Cell, power up.

Zeo Two Power Cell, power up.

Zeo One Power Cell, power up.

Zeo Cannon fully charged.

Ready for action.

ALL: Action!

Playtime's over, Sprocket.

You don't play fair.

You broke my toy.

Klank, Orbus, fix it.

I knew he's need
our help eventually.

Didn't I tell you?

You did indeed.

Make it better than new.

Around and around
and away you go.

Time to wake up, sleepyhead.

No, it can't be.

Rise and shine.

Surprise!

Now I have a new game for you.

Let's do it, guys.

ALL:
We need Zeo Zord Power now.

Here goes. Zeo Megazord...

ALL: Power up!

♪ Go Zeo... ♪

I'm through playing now.

Let's get serious.

Gladly, you overgrown

bad-tempered google-eyed geek.

Let's play.

Hey, what is this stuff?

Good show.

You have them
where you want them.

Finish them off.

I'd be happy to.

You know, my doctor said

I need more iron in my diet.

I win! I win!

Told you I would.

♪ Neener-neener-neener! ♪

I win!

I win!

Activate the Zeo Megabattlezord.

Look at me! I'm wonderful!

Oh. What's that?

♪ Go ♪

♪ Go Zeo... ♪

Initiate Zeo Megabattlezord
sequence, now!

♪ Go Zeo ♪

♪ Go Zeo ♪

♪ Zeo Power Rangers ♪

I don't like this game anymore.

And you're about to like it
even less, toy boy. Fire!

♪ Go, go, Power Rangers ♪

♪ Zeo Power Rangers. ♪

That's not fair.
They broke my toy.

I want a new one.

Only if you promise to
take better care of it.

And keep it away
from those teenagers.

When next we face the Rangers,
it'll not be to play.

Things seem to be
going pretty well.

Yeah. Look at all the
toys they collected.

Hey, Rocky.
Groovy shoes, man.

Thanks. Nice sandals.

Can you believe our parents
really wore this stuff?

[ rock 'n' roll playing ]

Hey, where's Tommy?

[ disco playing ]

Huh! Whoo!

Uh-oh.

Eh. Huh.

I can't believe we got
Lieutenant Stone fired.

Yeah, he must really hate us.

On the contrary, men.

I owe you a debt of gratitude.

You see,
getting kicked off the force

has given me the chance

to start a lifelong dream of mine.

- What's that, sir?
- Elementary, my dear Bulkmeier.

My own detective agency.

And I need a couple
of good detectives.

Do you know of any?

Just kidding.

How about it, fellas?

- Yes, sir!
- Yes, sir!

Now if I could only
explain things to Connie.

She must think
I'm the biggest jerk

in the world.

Farkus, can I talk to you?

Listen, about the way
I acted today...

- I'm sorry.
- No. I'm sorry.

My father can be a little
overprotective.

That's why I quit the
Junior Police Patrol too.

Yeah.
I only joined to impress him.

Well, I guess we both learned

we shouldn't try to be
something we're not.

Bulkmeier...

may I have this dance?

Uh...

why, yes. Thank you.

Jolly good idea, madam.

I... well, I...

I'd like that very much.

Chicken!

♪ I love you so... ♪

I'm talking to a bunny.

Yah. [ sighs ]