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01x09 - Distractions

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rocket & Groot". Aired: March 10 –; May 1, 2017.*
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Before becoming Guardians of the Galaxy, Rocket and Groot were bounty hunters trying to get a ship.

01x09 - Distractions

Post by bunniefuu »

(MUSIC PLAYING) All right, Groot, if we can pull off this one job, it will be all we need to get that new ship.

Oh.

Mmm.

(GASPS)

(GRUMBLING) Stupid tie.

DUCHESS: Excuse me?

(GASPS) What kind of creatures are you?

And where are your invitations?

(CLEARS THROAT) Greetings, Duchess.

Allow me to introduce His Majesty, King Groot of the Arborous Empire.

What a pleasure to host such prestigious cosmic royalty in my home.

DUCHESS: Welcome, King Groot.

If there is anything I can do to make your stay more memorable I hope you'll let me know.

(CHUCKLES)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(SNICKERS)

(SQUEAKS)

(CHUCKLES)

(GASPS) Huh?

Uh

-oh.

(SCREAMS) GROOT: I am Groot.

DUCHESS: We dance together so divinely.

Huh?

Don't you think?

Oh!

(LAUGHS) Thieves.

What

(EXCLAIMING) GROOT: I am Groot!

ROCKET: Run!