04x02 - Exit 9B

[bunniefuu]

Well, well, well.

What've we got here?

A couple of protesters trespassing on private property.

What?

You're not a fan of Exit 9B?

Let me guess, you stuck yourself in that cement so we'll stop building, hmm?

Well, I'm afraid that isn't going to work.

In fact, you're one of the final components of its completion.

Dude, what's your deal?

Yeah, what's your beef with the park?

Beef?

I have no beef with the park.

My "beef" is with Mordecai and Rigby!

Us?

!

But we don't even know you!

Perhaps, not in my current form, but maybe this will jog your memory!

That's right, I'm the son of universe renold gaming champion, Garrett Bobby Ferguson, Garrett Bobby Ferguson Junior!

Is this just because we b*at your dad's universe record?

No, it's because you blew him up!

You think you can just go around exploding people's dads?

But that wasn't our fault.

Yeah, it was just a side

-effect of getting schooled so hard!

Silence!

Garrett Bobby Ferguson Sr was a kind, loving father, with a heart as big as his head, and he's gone because of you.

Good one, dudes.

When my freeway is complete, it will be a gateway to the fiery center of the earth, and then my dad, along with everyone else you've ever destroyed will come back from beyond the grave to destroy everything you hold dear.

And now that I have a c*ptive audience, I present Exit 9B!

Oh no, bro.

This is bad.

No way.

Get ready for a universe serving of revenge.

Father.

Son.

You're looking good, son.

Thanks.

Now what do you say we show these park scum the meaning of revenge?

I'm gonna enjoy this.

These cowards die tonight!

It's useless.

We're all gonna die!

We're surely done for!

I don't know about you guys.

I think it's rude not to invite your friends to the party.

'Ello boys.

Whoa.

Nice of you fellas to drop by.

Greetings, park dwellers.

Huh!

What, is that supposed to be an army?

Huh, yeah!

There's too many of 'em!

He's right.

We'll never defeat them!

It's not about defeating them anymore.

It's about standing up to them and fighting.

I for one am not just gonna hand over everything that I care about to some floating head that wants revenge on us.

I'm not backing down, and I don't think you oughta back down either!

Today we fight!

We fight for the park!

Now who's with me?

Who's with me?

!

How touching.

Demon spawn of the underworld!

att*ck!

Hold the line Hold the line Now!

Charge!

Dude, we've gotta find Benson so we can get him to sign these papers.

Let's go!

Now!

Summertime lovin'

-

- Dude, there's Benson!

Benson, you've been brainwashed!

You're on the wrong side, man.

Shut up!

We're telling the truth.

The beard guy's evil!

Where'd Benson go?

What the

-

- Benson, you're the boss of the park.

How do you not remember that?

Lies!

Look out!

No~ Step off!

No rules.

Benson, don't do this!

The park means everything to you.

He warned me you'd try to fill my head with lies!

Say goodnight.

Huh?

We were doing donuts.

Quick, dude, hamboning.

Ham

-bon

-ing!

Ham

-bon

-ing!

Ham

-bon

-ing!

Not setting up the chairs next time!

Not setting up the chairs next time!

Get.

.

out.

.

of my head!

!

!

Wha

-OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Where do I sign?

They're outnumbered.

Soon it will all be over.

I think you just got the universe record for best revenge ever!

Huh?

!

STOP!

This ends now!

That's right.

Benson got his memory back and with his signature this document is complete.

Shut down Exit 9B and the portal!

Decreed from City Hall, yo!

Historical landmark!

They think they got everybody, Garrett Bobby Ferguson Senior!

Huh?

You had to get the signatures of all the park employees.

Huh?

Thomas!

Now, hand over the document or the intern gets it.

Why did I have to hire him right before all this happened?

This isn't his fight.

Sorry.

Quit messing around and bring me the contract!

Alright, alright.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Intern, fetch the coffee

- iced!

The park Our home.

All is lost.

Thomas!

Stop thinking about things and bring us the coffee already.

Kid's worthless, am I right?

Thomas!

Hmm, alright, gather round, gather round now.

We'll just tear this thing up and get this w*r back on.

Minions!

Behold!

Uh, is that a drawing of you with a butt for a face?

Huh?

a fake?

!

Hey, losers!

Should have checked the fine print when we switched the contract in front of yo' face, know what I'm sayin'?

No.

.

!

Junior.

You just broke the universe record for disappointing your father.

Nooooo!

!

!

Yeah, Thomas, that was awesome!

Yeah, you're gonna make a great addition to the team.



-Sweet job, Thomas!



-Good to have you!

Hah, thanks guys!

Does stuff like this happen all the time?



-Oh yeah.



-Pretty much.



-Yeah.

Don't worry, we'll have this place cleaned up in no time.

Right, Skips?

Ehh, I've seen worse.

Alright everyone, let's get to it!

Later, grandmas!

Thomas, we'll catch you later, right?

Uh, yeah.

Cool.

Later, Thomas.

Hey, mom.

No, no, I'm not going to quit anymore.

Yeah, yeah.

I think this internship's gonna be really cool.