Eating Out 4: Drama Camp (2011)

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Do you already have with the head turned?

Yes, I have tried everything,

but I get nothing out.

Luckily we were the toilet

not 't recover.

Porn scene ...

Time for your leadership

once empty.

And your boyfriend then?

- They must find yourself a plumber.

Oops ...

Slides that do not like?

- It stimulates.

It is expensive,

but it is so good for my hair.

Wait ... it burns.

- Should I stop?

Do not stop. It will burn,

but I am almost done.

You, b*stard.

Do not stop, or I get blue ba*ls.

Honey, this is not what it seems.

This does not.

k*ll me now do not.

I'll be ready.

I'm ...

And ... cut!

Brilliant.

Well, that's for sure.

Now we can certainly take

on theater camp.

For a hetero

make very g*y movies.

No matter if the characters

g*y.

Genre genre.

And if I did this with women,

then I was a sexist.

The females look like

g*y men that I use.

Then we've come this far.

I look like the butt of Ricky Martin.

- There is much more blood is needed.

You were great, honey.

- No, you.

No ... you.

Vomitus Maximus.

"Vomitus Maximus.

So I sounded not at all.

- "So I sounded not at all '.

Whether the characters are g*y.

Genre genre.

On the stage camp!

That we may all inside!

On the stage camp!

g*y-CIDAAL!

I have no sense, Casey.

You never sense.

I had a very bad dream.

Alright.

I will take care of myself.

Do you mind if I foul you back?

Because of you I feel like Demi Moore.

Honey, I'm all possible

dirty things with you.

I'm not as been wet

since Reagan was shot.

Remember

that you do not get enough?

Let me in, little pig.

Godverdehomo's!

- Aunt Helen, who is that?

This is Andy.

I found him in the Myface.

You mean fixed 'Facebook'.

- Who was talking about the Internet?

Sorry, lady,

I do not like penises.

Andy ...

Damn.

Were you this morning not to that stage

bullshit ... stuff left?

Did you do it in my room?

My room is full of embarrassing

old lady stuff.

Aunt Helen!

- It really would not be the first time.

Bah ...

- sh*t, we're too late.

Exposed ... exposed.

Have fun.

And no 'bear trekking.

You mean 'barebacking' / i.

And we do not. - Okay.

Hurry back here

with that tight a*s.

Mommy is hungry.

Okay, Grandma is hungry.

Excuse ...

Do you know how much that bag cost?

Hey, I'll give you a hand?

This is worse than Sex & The City 2 / i.

Yes, sequels are never good.

Maybe this ...

I have already tried.

- Okay ...

There you go.

You are a genius.

I'm Lily.

- Jason.

Is that all?

Baggage.

- Oh, yes ... that's all.

Well, since it is richer

than a truck with immigrants.

Here you go.

- Wait! We have luggage!

We have lubricant is required.

We need something

this tie.

Here ...

Use this.

- Holy teenage werewolf!

So ...

That stuck.

Indeed.

Everyone belt?

Damn, my belt is broken.

Here is another one.

I do not mind changing, though.

I have previously sat next to Casey.

So we already know each other.

I'm Benji.

As the dog.

I'm Zack.

As Efron, but with K.

God, do it now but you.

I'm Casey.

As the boyfriend.

O. .. God.

I did not ...

Jesus, will there really be no one

not g*y?

I am heterosexual.

So do I.

- Really?

Really?

- Yes, I'm heterosexual.

Never judge a book

to his haircut.

I'm Genevieve.

That is French.

That you can not pronounce fixed.

So call me Jenna ... Vieve.

Does anyone know the way?

Welcome to d*ck Dickey's

Drama Camp!

So you're the parasite.

- The what?

Susselman Penny, the little vampire

a full scholarship, internship included.

Stage?

- Yes.

You did not think you would succeed

with a little talent and guts, huh?

No, but I had the word 'stage'

not seen in the scholarship application.

It was a stage' application.

Okay.

- I have never received such help.

I paid my bills by

former cancer patients to detect ...

with unpaid hospital bills.

I sold my hair,

my blood ...

my seed ...

Everything to get enough money together waged

to d*ck Dickey's Theatre Camp to build.

So you're ready to make

hard to fly?

I see every experience, good or bad,

as a life-enriching opportunity.

Of course.

- What are my obligations?

The dishes, toilets,

vomit and sh*t patrol ...

Anything anyone else wants to do.

I do this all with a smile.

You're really annoying.

You know, right?

Okay, the berths.

Make sure everyone is checked

and finished at 15:00.

How do I ...

- End scene.

I can not believe the boys should.

I thought the theater camp

something broader in mind was.

Talk to the leadership.

- I will definitely do.

I just wanted to help.

I know.

Sorry, it's ...

I'm tired of the ever

to explain.

Going to the bathroom

seems to have been a political statement.

Sometimes I just want quiet

can sh*t, you know?

I can not sh*t on a public toilet.

This will be a long summer for you.

Are you my roommate?

- Tentative. - Cool, mixed rooms.

I'm Lily.

I am Beau.

And what's your name?

- Casey.

Wow, Casey, you're the nicest red

I have ever seen.

Thanks, but ...

I'm blonde.

Anyway, you're super.

You take the middle bed but.

Unbelievable

I have two hetero roommates.

That's so European.

- There is nothing European about straight.

If you want to talk

about chicks and g*ns and football, ...

I can understand that, though.

I am straight, not stupid.

In 't seem dead vaginas

brain cells.

It's not because you're g*y,

you need to belittle women.

Sorry, I did not ...

I'm going to see Casey.

Why do you say everybody

that you're heterosexual?

Because I am.

Come on ...

Ray Charles could see even

you stared at his a*s.

When I heard that they were a couple,

I regret that I was so flirted with him.

So I said I was straight,

the strip in order to make easier.

So keep your hetero occur?

To everyone?

The whole time?

I had not yet

about it.

But why not?

This is still a theater camp?

That is the ultimate acting exercise.

That's actually a very good idea.

Yes ... It always says that actors who openly

g*y, not heterosexual play.

But ... with me as a director ...

I ...

We ... what can really show.

I'm your director.

Like Scorsese and DiCaprio.

Or Whoopi Goldberg and the director

Sister Act 2 / i.

If she goes undercover as a nun

to a school to save.

Yes, something not.

How does that actually

between you and Lily?

I have no idea.

You know they ...

in a transition phase?

- Oh, so yes.

Well, we're going this summer

probably a lot to learn.

You must be pleased that we have in other

Rooms sleep. - Why do you say that?

You had yourself 's see drool

about Benji, "as the dog.

You drool as much about 'm

He does not like me, that does not count.

He allowed nothing, he is heterosexual.

Well, yes ... The things remain

never long straight in your neighborhood.

Would he be curious?

Try a little less eager to sound.

Casey, though he was g*y, there would be nothing

happen. I would never deceive you.

But you would like to.

- I am only 'n man.

I am only human, but I

do not want to f*ck other guys.

Turn this're not always around.

Casey, is that guy bothering you?

Who the hell are you?

- The guy who you fight like that is going to get.

It's all right.

Beau ... Zack.

Room mate ... boyfriend.

O. .. sorry.

I will come back later?

I was just leaving.

I think you you very quickly

also start to feel human.

Is there anyone so happy

that he can call you his friend?

He had to treat you like a prince.

Damn, there's nothing in here

to f*ck me.

You are never actors.

That they told me

and Donnie Kendall.

It was career day

in the first year.

They said, "but Word

fireman or policeman.

Something realistic and useful. "

Donnie Kendall listened

to their good advice.

He gave up his dream

and became a cop.

Last month I went

at his memorial service.

He was shot in his face.

Well ... not everyone here

will become a star.

Or open his own theater camp.

But this I can say:

If you give up your dreams ...

even if you end up not

with your face full of metal ...

you can just as well be dead.

You owe it to yourself to

to try.

Okay, I do not like sycophancy.

I'm just a serious actress.

- I will be the judge.

In two weeks ...

will at this stage ...

'Annual d*ck Dickey's Theatre Camp

Scene Competition 'place.

Your assignment is a scene

Shakespeare to choose ...

and a modern twist to it.

For example, Othello with a talk show

on the Oprah channel.

Or, for example The Tempest / i

located somewhere in the space.

Also on the Oprah channel.

Let your imagination run wild.

This year the group wins

the greatest show brings ...

a holiday with all the trimmings ...

generously offered by appointment,

in the Triangle Inn in Palm Springs.

Because in the real world

actors earn prizes.

This holiday is mine.

One more thing: I do not tolerate

sexual misconduct in this camp.

Who caught his

or her how-ha openly ...

're out.

Without refund.

I have not had sex 7.5 years.

And I'm only

become a better artist.

End scene.

How do you and your boyfriend keep going

without sex?

This is nowadays

not so often anymore.

O. ..

- Yes.

I knew it.

What a d*ck.

Pardon?

God, you chased me the creeps.

That I often hear.

Who is the d*ck?

- My boyfriend.

What are you doing?

My tuition money.

Well, why do you date with a d*ck?

I think because I'm like.

Why do you love him?

Because ...

Never mind.

What?

- I wanted to say:

because I've done so much trouble

for him to get more.

But that does not make sense, huh?

Well when you get to Dr. Phil or something.

Perhaps you no longer love.

But ... - Penny, there is someone

puked in the urinal!

Make it clean!

I'm on my way.

sh*t hit the fan.

You know him? sh*t ...

How to get there anyway.

Go back a g*y-erotic scene

directing for the match?

'Weather' is a g*y erotic scene?

Jason has a strange obsession

for sexy g*y men.

I love eroticism in general.

But you do not find girls for free

do nude scenes.

But g*y men ...

that are naturally sluts.

You're not even

a bit g*y?

Yes ... Pipe me otherwise agreed to see

how big my d*ck it is.

Pipe but yourself.

- Once, my friend. Ever.

This is where straight people are talking about.

Shut up.

Do you like your mouth shut.

Look what they have given me.

- Be well but happy.

I could also share a room

those annoying Genevieve.

Oh, you mean that

"Je ne vah-vah-java.

Yes, I would rather put a knife

into my face.

Dickie kicks are not happy.

Did you know that:

"I do not like sycophancy."

"I do not like sex. I therefore

so sociable. "

Creepy.

Does it bother you if I sleep naked?

You say not much,

but if you say something ...

Bothers me not.

Dress it out.

Only if I sleep well.

Well, good night.

Certainly.

Good morning,

d*ck Dickey's theater campers.

It's five o'clock in the morning.

Time to get up and start acting.

The first classes begin

over 30 minutes.

Are you tired?

Then if your character is not.

Grab a latte and drag you through.

Well, I have a very loose throat.

This is important to act

a good role to get ...

if you know what I mean.

Just kidding. The only thing you get

if someone from the casting sucks ...

A trip to the hospital.

If that worked, would Brittany Murphy

and I sit across.

Brittany Murphy is dead.

Really?

That is hilarious.

That girl could pipes.

She was just ...

the lullenfluisteraar.

Okay, everyone is looking for a partner throat.

How are you with the d*ck?

He sits beside me.

Where?

Hi, Tiffani.

- Here I am Mrs. Tiffani von der Sloot.

Hi, handsome.

What? Do you have a new boyfriend?

- He is heterosexual.

I am heterosexual.

- Well, here are my t*ts.

Do you look him straight?

I do not know.

I've always been a wallflower.

Hey, muthafucka!

Place your hands on your throat.

Sorry.

- Certainly.

Now, everyone ...

This is the last I of Betty White

have learned.

Are not they beautiful?

You know that really

weeds?

Makes them less beautiful?

You want something?

Yes ... I hold auditions for my scene.

I make a variation on

The Taming of the Shrew / i and ...

I would love to have you

the role of Kate.

Why?

No idea,

I think you have talent.

And why do you think?

Well, I think you're beautiful ...

and I love your personality.

Then you ask a girl out

on a date, ...

not to audition for you to do.

I did not offend.

No ... I do have an audition.

O. .. super.

Boys are so stupid.

I can not believe Benji straight.

He can not his eyes off of Zack.

Why would you

still occur as heterosexual?

Neil Patrick has yet to

all changed?

Beware.

- What?

Poison ivy.

- O. .. Thank you.

Nature is so creepy.

Are you not afraid here?

Do you think there is a handsome vampire

and take me?

Your fingers or a psychopath who spends

and sh*t down your throat.

Did you hear that?

- Try not to scare me.

No, I mean it.

O. .. sh*t.

- It is determined only a bird.

A very large bird.

Duck.

There is someone.

If someone sees us ...

- Then I reckon with 'm off.

You mean you 'than to k*ll?

There is someone.

Halt!

Hands up!

Throw us not look!

- He had not sat in my mouth. It does not count.

'To be or not.

That is the question. "

"... To suffer the slings and arrows

of outrageous fortune. "

"Or to put arms in ...

against a sea of ??trouble. "

"And by opposition to terminate them.

To die ... "

"To die, to sleep.

Nothing more. "

"And by sleep ..."

- "... To say we end the headache."

"And a thousand natural shocks."

"That flesh is heir to ..."

"It's a crowning achievement ..."

"... Who piously desired."

"To die, to sleep.

To sleep, to dream possible. "

Hi ... director.

You realize that a man was

who auditioned for a woman's role?

Are you here for the role of brill

who gets hit?

What I believe to have seen, is

an actor who passed the audition.

Are you serious?

You do The Taming of the Shrew / i.

With all the sexism in it, ...

are you one of the few good

female roles ...

do not give a man in a dress?

- Genevieve that is inappropriate.

I am a transsexual woman,

no man.

And I do not need a man

for my mind.

As much as I detest sex too ...

there is nothing I love more than

the soft caress of a kusscne.

As an actor you need it with anyone

can do or anything ...

at any time.

That's a secret that I

Hollywood learned on the Internet.

A volunteer?

I kiss you, d*ck.

O. .. no, thank you.

VIM: Front in the middle.

Now we need a volunteer

for this ...

pretty girl to kiss.

Benji ... Benji!

Oh, Benjamin ... you?

I think I have a cold.

I would not give you my bacteria.

- Does not matter, I have so much already.

O. .. okay.

Someone else?

Okay, enough!

We get it.

Okay, all choose a partner.

Put you in two rows, facing each other.

Lean your partner.

Stare into their eyes.

And ... Stop!

Everyone in this row

a person moves to the left.

That is your real kuspartner.

And ... kiss!

Okay, Benji and Lily, that's good.

Okay, Penny, with the tongue, please.

Surrender.

Oh, this girl really go on, eh?

Okay, no fidgeting, Genevieve.

I had always

to think of cold sores.

Why did not kiss her Benji?

- Yes, a true heterosexual would not prefer to.

I once made a scientific

study read.

To see if someone is g*y, let him

handsome to look at naked men.

And then look to see if he gets a stiff.

Is there a study?

- Yes.

Hurry, a*s pimple!

No, you can not make.

What is not?

You can see a boy's shoes

or preferably while he wants.

Really? - How beautiful the shoes,

under the better.

Help me straight.

Sorry, I thought you was going on.

Everything okay?

- Yes, thank you.

If you want I am going to sleep with someone.

I am a real wh*re.

- Yes, you can see on your face.

I knew it!

What was that?

He stood still with me in the chalk.

Penny, that was so stupid.

And? - I do not know if his d*ck was big

because he had a stiff ...

or because he just has a big d*ck.

How hard was he?

Normal ...

- If a baseball bat?

Or like a big candy bacon?

No idea, somewhere in between.

But perhaps it was his iPhone

or a shoe ...

A shoe? When did you

last touched a d*ck?

That was my first.

What?

Congratulations, we apparently

a g*y kusscne do, comrade.

I saw that too just.

Ever's kissed a boy?

How bad can that be?

Frankly, boys

often not good cushion.

But I do.

So ... hold on tight.

You did the best audition.

I know.

So I see you tomorrow at the rehearsals?

- Sure.

I got the part anyway

for the sake of my acting, eh?

Yes, purely professional,

nothing else.

O. ..

See you tomorrow, okay?

Absolutely.

I know Jason from home.

He is a top best kid.

Probably. - Why do you do

Gina George as against him?

He's cute and he likes you.

Why does he not just from me?

He's just nervous.

- You do not understand.

If a boy likes me,

is that a fetish or he is confused ...

and thinks he might be with a boy

wants and that's not me.

It rarely occurs

they just like me.

I do not know how that is.

But I know how guys are.

When I recently met Zack,

I did for someone else.

Zack And then this guy out. And I

I sucked him and went out with Zack's ex.

Eventually I told Zack

so that I actually liked.

Maybe Jason just the same.

You're a strange guy.

You're welcome, anyway.

- Yes, thank you for casting me.

You mean, thank you to you to cast

in a hot scene with Zack.

Those guys have problems

in their relationship.

I want nothing to do with it.

That is why this is so perfect.

You may have Zack ...

without any obligations.

Have us therefore cast?

I cast you

because I want to win.

The tension between you

is worth an Oscar.

What are you doing?

Expressions practice. Do you do it.

I will plan everything for tomorrow.

Is not this delicious?

What's better than a whole summer acting?

Sex,

or at least masturbation.

I have not once

had the chance.

Have you already seen nice girls,

Comrade?

"Comrade"?

Guys say that?

In g*y porn, maybe.

Whether in the South.

I never thought much

raised by heterosexuals.

Yet not since I am out of the closet.

Why not?

I do not know ...

I think I feel better

among g*y men.

It's like I'm back in high

school, but now I'm popular.

Between heterosexuals and I feel again

quite the kneusje.

The high school is long ago.

What I feel old now.

You and me both, pal.

I'm just practicing my text

with Casey.

I'm not getting much chance

to be alone with you.

Yes, the camp keeps us doing well.

Maybe ...

Maybe we can not do this.

- Well, I would not be kicked out.

Lights out in fifteen minutes! / i

Shall we practice together tomorrow?

Benji and I have our first rehearsal,

but I see you in class by Dickie.

Sounds great.

Is it safe?

Why did not you say that you sat there?

I was at the clothes.

Plus ... I was curious.

Well, what is your opinion?

Well, your relationship is as

the third season of Gossip Girl / i.

It was cool,

but not anymore.

Just make an end.

- I know ...

I am currently ...

Well, I hope it

that he belongs.

I'm so bad.

- Only inside.

Okay, in this scene ...

Lily plays Kate, confident women

who does not want to marry.

But your father wants you to link

to Petruchio, ...

played by Zack.

But in my custom version ...

you realize that Petruchio

actually g*y.

And he is infatuated with his friend

Hortencio, played by Benji.

You secretly hope that they have something in

get for your marriage ...

and if your father's desire impossible.

Okay?

Yes, there is a lot of kissing.

Shall we practice today

that pillow?

No, we wait a bit longer.

I want the voltage is

built up, so that ...

The expl*si*n shows

when it finally is.

Agreement? Okay ...

Well, we start with the top

Zack and Lily.

"Good morning, Kate,

because that is your name, I hear. "

"They call me Katherine

who speak of me. "

I think that there is indeed

going to be kissed.

You have no idea

Jason directs how such a thing.

Here is much more to do

than just cushion.

The musical theater is back.

Everyone is now

fan of Glee.

This would not be without drama camp

a course on musical numbers.

The theory goes like this:

One person is under the spell of the song.

And the rest of the group thereon knows

in play, can dance well, ...

and so on.

Let's see how that works

in real life.

Zack, VIM.

Front in the middle!

I'm not such a good singer.

That's the beauty of Auto-Tune / i.

Theatre is more than learning words,

more than bees, birds and bears.

'Tis ever deeper

to passion 't first hour.

Is the piece in the final phase,

then we dive under in ecstasy.

All emotions ignite

in the highest fire.

Passion and reaction,

that scene is unprecedented.

Shake Shakespeare, but what is on,

here you get to see.

Play but with the camera

as a Drama Queen / i.

The whole night!

Maybe it does not look out,

So get dressed but not yet.

Unless you do it does

to the public excitement.

The screen is on fire.

That Drama Queen / i can some of it.

But forgets drama than

after your final bow.

Passion and reaction,

that scene is unprecedented.

Shake Shakespeare, but what is on,

here you get to see.

Play but with the camera

as a Drama Queen / i.

The whole night!

That felt so rehearsed.

'Crowns I have in my bag

and home goods.

And so I pull abroad

to see the world. "

"Petruchio, I wish you no

artful, horrified woman.

For in you is my deepest treasure.

The jewel of my life

be exercised by you. "

Text ...

"Between friends as we

few words are enough. "

You should really learn to text.

Even I know him already from the head.

"Now we have come so far,

I continue to approach you have a fun time. "

This I know: "I want you, I know you

and I will marry you. "

And then I kiss Benji.

- I'm Casey.

I know, but he is Benji.

- No, he's Hortencio, played by Benji.

Sorry.

I get it, you like him.

His name is sewn into his underwear.

You do not be jealous.

How do you know?

I'm not jealous. I had it

expected, but I'm not.

Why are you so dramatically?

- I wonder how different it would be ...

if he is g*y.

Today will be sunny

with 100% chance of drama. / i

The contest is fast approaching. And remember:

Okay, class.

Today is all about

"An animal to be".

People say that I am good at.

And I mean not only

acting like an animal.

I mean really a beast.

A lion ...

A goose ...

You absolutely must see the world

through the eyes of the animal.

Okay? What is this?

A jellyfish ...

Good? Well ...

Casey, choose an animal for Benji.

The endangered

starling of Rarotonga.

A ossenpikker.

A c*ck.

My wife and I can these animals

not stand.

Benji, show me your poop ... kerlak.

Bold c*ck!

Difficult ...

At the rehearsal tonight

will he really stand for monkey.

I thought you cared nothing.

- Right. Yet, laughing.

I have another idea.

- Penny, no!

Do not be so ...

- Penny!

Genevieve wants you as

the herpes virus.

Boe.

Slightly exaggerated.

Choose you one animal for Casey.

A chicken.

'N Chicken ...

Sometimes you have to stoop

the happiness to pick.

sh*t!

Oh, God.

Hold on, you, pervert.

Oh, Benji ...

What's happening to me?

Are you with someone?

Why do you ask?

For your character.

To see if we are somewhere on

to build.

Why?

Well, your character

is an inveterate bachelor.

And if you're with someone, can I have him

might help forget and replace ...

by the idea of ??...

a possible ...

I'm single.

- O. ..

Oh, my God.

What happened?

According to the nurse, it is

poison ivy.

How did you come in contact poison ivy?

And still naked?

No, I have not touched nature.

It looks very painful. - My whole

body looks like a circumcision wound.

But we need to practice.

The game ...

Look at me.

I can not.

Rehearse without me.

Use only Casey.

No. - You know all my text.

Teach me the rest tomorrow.

But ...

- Okay.

We are going to begin.

I have the podium reserved.

Sean Penn would have rehearsed.

"Petruchio, I wish you no

artful, horrified woman.

For in you is my deepest treasure.

The jewel of my life

be exercised by you. "

"Between friends as we

few words are enough. "

"Now we have come so far ...

I continue to approach you have a fun time. "

"I want you, I know you

and I will marry you. "

Great.

Petruchio, ...

lean forward and kiss Hortencio.

As if it was your first kiss ever.

Are you serious?

Yes, yes, Casey. Go for it.

h* ... You're as good as a girl.

Clear.

Hey, leukerd,

and then our scene?

Yes ... Zack I will be replaced.

Penny, what do you do?

- Do not enter!

But we need to talk. Zack is in poisonous

ivy cases and could not rehearse.

Then he did not kiss Benji?

No, but I do.

What?

- May I come in?

No, to go along with you to Zack.

Are you serious?

- Absolutely.

"Come, come, you wasp.

I think you're too angry. "

"If I am a wasp,

take heed to my angel. "

"My remedy is to pull that off."

"O. .. if the idiot m can find. "

"Who knows not where a wasp

its sting is there?

In his tail.

- In his tongue. "

"Whose tongue? - Yours, if you will

tails about it. And so farewell. "

"What? With my tongue in your tail? "

"With your tongue Hortencio's tail,

what would you really like. "

"What are you saying?"

"Kiss me.

Let me see what you love in you. "

And then you kiss me.

You have to kiss me.

I have not come to you.

Lily ...

Why is everyone leaving today?

I'll talk to her.

Everything okay? - Why do guys play

such stupid games?

Because we do not hurt to be done.

But it's okay to hurt others.

Why do you do if you're heterosexual?

He has a boyfriend.

I did not make annoying.

Yet it is.

Where is the old-fashioned

romance gone?

You know,

with the dogs and spaghetti?

"Between friends as we

few words are enough. "

And then I ... Benji

the stage and says:

"Now we have come so far,

I continue to approach you have a fun time. "

"I want you, I know you

and I will marry you. "

Have you kissed?

- Yes.

Really? How was that?

I mean, what movements?

You're doing this.

Imagine that I am.

And then you ...

O. .. sorry, I'll come back.

We practiced the scene but.

- We were just in the pillow.

We were not really ...

I thought I was your first boy would

, but Casey was for me.

Why do you do the scene

not's with Zack?

Really?

- Really?

Really.

Your face looks better already.

- From the nurse may I kiss again.

Promo.

"Petruchio, ...

I wish you no

artful, horrified woman.

For in you is my deepest treasure.

The jewel of my life

be exercised by you. "

"Between friends as we

few words are enough. "

"Now we have come so far ...

I continue to approach you have a fun time. "

"I want you, I know you

and I will marry you. "

I ...

- You were very good. Really super.

I just go 's sleep.

That scene is fantastic.

You're a good kisser. In contrast,

until the last straight I was with.

Zack, I must tell you something.

I'm so sorry the poison ivy.

- My God, was that you?

I must break with him.

- What?

Why?

Zack dumps me because he is too nice.

But he's completely fallen

for another.

And he does not do anything with

out of respect for me.

But Benji is probably not g*y.

He had a third leg,

when we kissed.

But that's not the point.

I'm not the one for Zack.

And maybe Benji.

Or someone else. And he misses it,

because he feels guilty towards me.

Or maybe I miss the true though.

That itches?

I feel like Lindsay Lohans p*ssy.

Where do you have lied about?

Benji Is it your real name?

I wanted you to know.

But I did not ruin your relationship.

Come on, I do flirt 's. But I look

as someone who is cheating?

No.

I also wanted to protect myself down.

I'm really crazy about you.

You know what's the worst?

I thought I finally

had a bond with a heteroatom.

I thought my problems

had finally overcome, but ...

I am still fearful that

g*y boy.

That you are not.

What do you know them off?

Get up, my dear d*ck Latvian. / i

Congratulations, you have the

last weekend of the camp met. / i

There are many more Dicks

than I expected. How fun! / I

How are your results?

The worst is over, but my face will

there be some look like Adam Lambert.

Jason is there perhaps something

on the scene.

In those 15 minutes rehearsal

still remains to us?

He has probably three alternative

ready versions.

Tonight ... - Zack, I think

that we have to separate.

What?

- Do you mind?

Sure you do.

- Really?

Maybe not.

But you'll like much.

And I think you behind Benji

to have to go. - What?

There is something between you and ...

that you should investigate further.

But you hate him.

I hated him only because

you are so well suited to each other and ...

we do not.

He lied that he's straight.

Because he likes you, right?

- That does not make it okay.

I did myself as a very different

person to be you can get.

Good point.

What should I tell him?

I think it's all okay, but I ga

not his d*ck in your mouth.

You will manage something.

Okay, this is the dress rehearsal.

So we do the scene, I give you

my last instructions. And that's all.

So, Lily, remember: you must aggressively

are to get what you want.

"Come, come, you wasp.

I think you're too angry. "

"If I am a wasp,

take heed to my angel. "

This is our last day here.

Do you like me now or what?

Sorry, Lily. What?

- You heard me, Jason.

We continue with the scene.

If you want to ask me out,

then do it.

Stop with your excuses

to me ever encounter.

Can you love me now

or am I crazy?

Are you confused because I

transeksueel am? Be Well 's honest.

What about now?

- I do not know, okay?

Lily, wait!

Hold on.

I hate guys who play games.

Now let's rehearse.

- Okay, from your text.

"Petruchio, I wish you no

artful, horrified woman.

For in you is my deepest treasure.

The jewel of my life

be exercised by you. "

"Between friends as we

few words are enough. "

Especially when it comes to lies.

Sorry.

"Now we have come so far ...

I continue to approach you have a fun time. "

"I want you, I know you

and I will marry you. "

Fantastic.

They kiss not.

A real kiss.

Come on.

Which is a voltage ...

Better.

Another.

Good, Benji.

Put his shirt open.

Pretend I'm not here.

We are all for

In this scene.

Zack, Benji's shirt pulling.

But that is not in the ...

- Do it now. And keep kissing each other.

This is intense.

He loves hardcore g*y scenes.

Benji, climb on top of Zack

and rub your crotch against his.

Keep kissing each other.

Zack, let your finger to slide his a*s.

Nice and slow.

About his sex line.

Along his hips.

Where the pants and the skin

touch each other.

Put your finger behind his belt now.

A bit.

Feel the heat that it ascends.

Go there now for all.

Get inside now

and grab his c*ck.

Benji, you do the same.

Benji, pull your pants.

Completely.

More passion, guys.

It should really look like.

Your dreams here already

your whole life.

You never thought this would happen,

but it happens.

It's better than you ever

dreamed of.

I'm almost there.

- I.

I love theater.

Yes, go for it.

What is this geseks?

We practice our scene.

It is Shakespeare.

Say it, Jason.

When Shakespeare was nobody ready.

Lily ... I'm sorry.

You're right,

I played a game.

I like you like,

very much.

I did not know what that

meant for myself.

But now.

You have helped me

something about myself.

I learned that I was not liberated

as I thought.

And so I am perhaps

have lost a wonderful person.

Lily, please ...

I have something for you.

Jason Williams

straight to my office. / i

Okay, strange, that's me ...

Listen, Lily,

I hope you still want to talk with me.

What happened?

I accepted you in my drama camp ...

because I thought your film elegantly

showing how sex leads to m*rder.

But this ...

I had no social value

found in these frauds.

Your scene is from the race.

We must do something. They are out

thrown and it is my fault.

I do not know where you're talking about,

but I have an idea.

Weird, huh?

Penny, look's to those results.

None of us is good at ideas.

Trust me.

This is going to work.

At the last moment there is

a disqualification. / i

The 'Annual d*ck Dickey's Theatre Camp

Scene Competition 'will be continued.

Sexual deception is in no case

tolerated and leads to immediate ...

exclusion ...

I want you.

Okay, you get no discount

on your registration fee.

Do you really seven years

not had sex?

Seven and a half.

I also measures 7.5 ".

Slap.

Oh, my God.

- This is hotter than Twincest / i.

Jesus, you really have a great talent.

You're as crazy as the Black Swan.

Otherwise you would never dare to do.

That makes it no less idiotic,

and now we lie out of the race.

Did you really not think I was

to the microphone?

No.

But not immediately.

- I knew it.

God, I'm so crazy like a door.

That was all the way

ranked.

I can not hear you,

I have your d*ck in my mouth.

What?

O. .. O God!

Oh, yes ...

This feels so good!

Say my name, Dickey.

- Oh, yes ... What is your name?

Conor.

- Oh, Conrad.

Oh, Conrad. Oh, yes, lick my ba*ls.

- It's Conor / i

C.O.N.O.R.

Look at facebook.

Casey!

Guys, come out.

Oh, yes ... Not my a*s,

I'm sh1tting. / i

Wow ... Oh, yes! / I

Yes ... Put another.

Another / i

It works.

Do you like my d*ck, d*ck Dickey / i

Yes. Oh, yes ... / i

Nothing spill on my desk. / i

Oh, yeah, that feels good. / i

Oh, yes, spill some more.

Oh, yes ... / i

Put a finger in there!

Another / i

Oh, yes. Do it! / I

- Like when I was sixteen.

I want to see.

Welcome to the stage.

Ladies and gentlemen, friends, family,

others ...

welcome to the 'Annual d*ck Dickey's

Drama Camp Scene Competition.

Jason Williams is here?

I ...

I had a speech prepared.

About a boy

was shot in his face.

It's actually much tastier

than it sounds ...

but you know what?

let's just look.

"O Romeo, Romeo ...

Where thou art, Romeo? "

"Thou forsaken my text messages

and refuses my calls.

"If you renounce my love,

I never use a BlackBerry. "

"Juliette has blocked me

on facebook. "

"The more I afzie,

the more resentment he gets. "

"He married me to let me

starve? " - Where were you?

Your scene is back in the game,

just as she was.

I do not even ...

- No, you were right.

Sex is so important between people.

Bla, bla, bla ... Does not matter.

Have you seen what nonsense is this?

- No, but ...

End scene.

Whatever you did

Dickey caught when you ...

You must now do,

but even more so.

And Lily?

I can not find her.

I think she wants to know nothing more of me.

The show must go on. / i

Lily ...

- I have to change clothes.

And these are the real

'Merry Housewives of Windsor.

How dull.

- Yes ...

Shall we make it official

and go on a date?

You're only five minutes ago

dumped.

I want no second choice.

And I do not with a guy

who acts as if he's straight, but ...

that does not mean that nothing is

between us.

And with my new breast implants

I live down happily.

Boe ...

Hey, you turn Drama Queens / i.

"Good morning, Kate,

because that is your name, I hear. "

"They call me Katherine

who speak of me. "

"Come, come, you wasp.

I think you're too angry. "

"If I am a wasp,

take heed. "

"Where should I be careful?"

"Beware of games."

"Because if you begin thus,

You can not go back. "

Not again.

Listen, I know who I am

and I know who I am not.

And that makes me happy,

because some never come back.

Do you?

Dare to follow your heart?

"Well, Kate, to whom

do you speak these words? "

Against him.

"I'm sorry, I have this situation

never seen before. "

What situation?

"A situation where ..."

A situation where a girl

told me that she did not want me.

It broke my heart.

Absolutely.

That is the risk of love.

That's in everyone.

Lily ...

will you marry me?

Let's start with a date.

That's all right.

"Well, she left too early with that man."

"Petruchio, the jewel of my life."

You're right. It does not matter

how far we have come.

Only how we feel

when we are together.

I'm sorry I lied to you.

"Between friends as we ..."

his apology unnecessary.

"Now we have come this far ..."

you give me another chance?

"I want you, I know you

and I will marry you. "

Do it, do it ...

That is intense.

O. ..

Well, it's OK if you're single / i are?

What goes that fast.

You yourself have twittered.

- Oh, yes ...

But I'm not ready yet

get back to dating.

Would you use me for sex?

- Hell, yes!

Finally some action.

What's the matter with you?

Bravo! Bravo!

What will you do after the theater camp?

Will you come with me to dinner?

I thought you'd never ask.

Send you one SMS?

- Status update.

Unbelievable

just f*cked on stage.

Give me but.

Are you always so good

or was it acted?

This was only a rehearsal

for what I'm going to do with you tonight.

How romantic ...

Congratulations to the winners of

Scene Competition this year!

Thank you to everyone from d*ck Dickey's

Drama Camp such a great success.

Oh, this is only for five people.

Here.

Use mine even.

The mine also.

On the stage camp!

- On the stage camp!

You might keep such

leagues. But oh what, I'm rich.

End scene.