08x11 - A Knight to Remember

[bunniefuu]

♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪

♪ Dodging girls like ping pong ba*ls ♪

♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪

♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪

♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪

♪ Guy's gotta do what he can to survive ♪

♪ In the Loud House In the Loud House ♪

♪ Duck, dodge, push and shove That's how we show our love ♪

♪ In the Loud House In the Loud House ♪

♪ One boy and ten girls ♪

♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪

♪ Loud House ♪

♪ Loud, Loud House ♪

Poo-poo!

["God Save the King" playing]

[rock music playing]

-[tolling] -[car horn beeping]

[horn beeping continues]

Honey! You're on the wrong side of the road!

[children yelp]

I always forget they drive on the left side in England!

-Everyone okay back there? -Define "okay."

[groans]

-[mom grunts] -[tires screeching]

Sorry, this is our rental bus.

We have a "wheely" big family.

[laughs]

[snoring]

Welcome to London!

What are the Louds doing across the pond?

Good question!

Luna got an invite to attend Mick Swagger's

knighting ceremony at the royal castle.

And because she's such a huge fan,

Mick flew out our whole family!

That's right!

We traveled all the way from Royal Woods, Michigan

to London, England!

-[paper rustles] -[Lynn grunts]

Ugh! Chill out, Lynn!

I'm trying to re-read Mick's autobiography.

Even after the tenth time

I'm learning new deets about his life.

And I'm trying to get into the English spirit.

Brits love soccer.

They call it football here, Lynn.

And the king's favorite team is the Chuffbottom Chips.

Lori spent the whole flight bingeing a reality series

on British royals called Drama Kings,

so she thinks she's an expert now.

[in c*ck accent] Oh! Oh! There's the local chippy

where me and me mates used to nosh on sarnies.

[laughs]

[chuckles] Dad is trying to re-live

the college semester he spent in England.

And me? I'm just excited to be in the city

where they shot my favorite David Steele movie:

To London with Love.

Whoa! I think David jumped from that rooftop!

-[tires screech] -[yelps]

[children grunt]

[gasps] Look! Ugh!

We made it to the royal castle!

-[chatter] -[camera shutter clicking]

[all] Whoa!

Oh! My adoring fans!

Everyone, out of my way!

Uh, Loles, I don't think they're here for you.

[rock music playing]

[overlapping chatter, cheers]

[gasps] Mick! Mick!

'Ello, Luna! 'Ello, Louds!

Let's get this party started, shall we?

[crowd cheering]

Wow. Mick is incredibly limber.

[scoffs] I can do that!

[grunts]

-[gasps] -No, I can't, I can't!

-[grimace] -[groans]

-[children screaming] -Ooh!

[children cheering]

[gasps] No way!

You're the Duke of Bucklebury!

I literally loved you in season three of Drama Kings.

Do you and the duchess get back together?

Don't tell me! No spoilers! Can I get a selfie?

Ugh. Come on, Duke. You can do better.

-Yeah! There you go! -[shutter clicks]

-[piano playing] -[chatter]

-Put gutters on a castle? -[gasps]

[Lincoln gasps]

Whoa! I was almost impaled.

Cool!

Huh?

-Hmm... -[metal clanking]

[X] Don't you dare, Lincoln Loud.

How did you know my-- Wait, I recognize that voice!

Is that... X?

Myrtle's old spy boss?

Why are you hiding in a suit of armor?

[shushes]

We shouldn't talk in the open.

I wouldn't want to draw any attention to myself.

-[metal clacking] -[shoes squeaking]

I'm at the castle

on a secret mission for Interspy.

Whoa! No way--

Can you be cool?

[grunts]

We've been picking up chatter

that something is going to be stolen from the castle

during Mick's knighting ceremony.

The problem is--

You don't know what the target is!

Do you mind?

I'm the spy boss.

We don't know what the target is.

So I have a team of undercover agents

trying to gather intel and thwart the robbery.

-[inhales] -You're about to ask

if you can help.

And the answer is percent,

absolutely... not.

Aw, come on, X!

I even brought a bunch

of my David Steele spy gear to London.

It cost us an extra three hours at airport security,

but it was worth it.

Oops! Sorry! [awkward chuckle]

I left the more dangerous stuff on the bus.

I'll go get it!

Leave this to the professionals, Lincoln.

-My team is the best. -Oh, yeah?

'Cause I've only been here for a few minutes

and I've already IDed three of your undercover agents.

That agent playing piano

did a sloppy job of securing her wig.

I can see the slightest touch of glue

glistening on her forehead.

The agent by the candy bowl

is trying to blend in as a sweet, little old lady,

but that's the buffest-looking grandma I've ever seen.

And last but certainly not least,

the agent on the velvet couch

is taking a call on his shoe phone.

[scoffs] Not very subtle.

"Best" may have been too strong a word.

Still, that was quite impressive, Lincoln.

And that's not all I can give you.

If my family pitches in,

we'd be able to spread out

and get you lots more intel!

-Fine. You can help. -Yes!

Now I just gotta get my family on board.

I left my blue convincing suit in Royal Woods,

so I'll have to do what any good spy does:

improvise.

Ow!

We'll keep an eye out for suspicious activity,

gather intel, and then rendezvous with X.

So... what do ya say?

I say we do it!

We can't let any bad guys harsh the vibes

on Mick's big day.

[chuckles] Snooping is my middle name.

I do love a good eavesdrop.

[mumbles]

[munches, swallows] I said I'm in.

Whoa, whoa, let's pump the brakes!

I had plans to show you all my old stomping grounds!

We were gonna get tikka masala on Portobello Road,

ride the tube to Upper Butts...

[laughs]

What? A genius can't think butts are funny?

Rita, talk some sense into these kids!

Actually, international espionage

does sound kind of exciting.

[sighs]

Well, sounds like everyone's in then!

Now, can someone pass me a biscuit?

-Convincing makes me hungry. -Alley-oop!

[munches] Mmm, mmm!

[indistinct chatter]

[dramatic music]

[beeping]

-Picking up any leads? -Negative.

All I'm picking up are someone's bodily noises.

-[munching] -Same.

Hey, beat it, buddy.

Save some for the other guests.

[grandiose music playing]

[panting] Woof, woof!

Hello, fellow purebreds.

Seen any humans acting suspiciously?

[dogs barking]

Okay, okay now one at a time!

-[laughter] -Oh, so true!

Ha-ha-ha! Hilarious!

Now, repeat everything you just said for me.

[overlapping chatter]

[munches]

-[crow squawks] -Oh my!

Aren't you guys supposed to be silent?

[clears throat]

Okay. What have you all got for me?

Oh! Oh! One of my sources overheard a guy

talking about "stealing the king's jams!"

I didn't get the whole story

because someone dropped a sausage

and my source took off.

And I heard someone say,

"The king can kiss his precious shredder goodbye."

I didn't get a good look at him.

I was upside down.

Well, I've got you all beat!

I heard the prince broke up with his girlfriend

and is now canoodling with her sister!

What? It's very scandalous.

Well, that one's not helpful.

But there might be something to the other tips.

There is! The king has a very rare and valuable jam collection

that's kept in the royal kitchen.

He uses it on his crumpets!

And how, pray tell, do you know this?

Episode of Drama Kings.

"A Jelly Good Time."

Hmm. Okay. And what about the shredder?

Um... Oh, wait!

There's a gold-plated, Victorian Era shredder

in the king's office!

In episode ,

the princess tries to shred her report card in it,

but it malfunctions because it's so old!

[coughs]

Okay, so the crime will probably take place

in the kitchen or the office!

Come on. We gotta go tell X!

[X] No need. I heard everything.

Over here, at the th century planter.

Ugh!

Excellent work, Agent Loud!

[gasps] Agent Loud?

All agents. I repeat, all agents.

I need eyes on the king's shredder and jam collection...

ASAP!

[agents grunting]

On behalf of the United Kingdom,

I'd like to say thank you, Lincoln.

You've done us a great service.

-[loud clanking] -[gasps]

[crowd gasps, chatters]

Somebody talk to me!

The jams, the shredder, are they safe?

[male agent] Yes, we have eyes on both items, ma'am.

[both] Phew!

[Luna screams]

[both gasp]

I know that ding-dang scream anywhere.

-That's my Luna! -[mom gasps]

[grunts] Luna!

It's Mick!

-He's-he's-he's been... taken! -[crowd gasps]

[Loud family gasps]

[guest clamoring]

But what does Mick Swagger have to do

with the king's shredder and jams?

[gasps] He isthe king's shredder.

He isthe king's jams.

They're code words for a musician.

The target all along was Mick!

[all gasp]

Oh, my gosh! I totally beefed it.

[somber music]

[groans] It's all my fault Mick's gone.

No, it's not, bro. You meant well.

If I hadn't given X the wrong targets,

she wouldn't have moved her agents

and Mick would still be here!

Yeah, you're totally right.

I was tryin' to make you feel better.

[grumbles]

-[twinkling] -[gasps]

Whoa! This is Mick's guitar pick!

He must have dropped it when he was being hauled away!

[gasps] It's his special copper pick

he only uses to play one song,

"Tiny Trooper,"

a tribute to his first car.

I can't believe he would drop this!

According to his book

it's one of his most prized possessions.

Hmm... Wait a minute...

What if he did it on purpose?

Luna, maybe Mick is trying to tell us something!

[gasps] Like a clue!

I bet you're right, bro!

He was probably trying to say he was taken

in a blue tiny Trooper!

We have to tell X. Come on!

I don't buy it.

And haven't you done enough damage?

Let the pros take it from here, Lincoln.

So no more "Agent Loud"?

-[poofs] -Hm?

Whoa! How'd they do that?

So what do we do about Mick?

Time to get Loud.

Listen up, everybody!

Luna and I are almost certain

Mick was taken in a blue tiny Trooper

but X doesn't believe us.

-Will you guys help us find him? -[gasps]

Lincoln, we are tourists, not special ops.

Rita, back me up here?

I say we do it!

The kids are onto something!

And this is so exciting!

-Aww, come on, Dad! -Let's do this!

Yeah, I'm invested at this point.

[groans] Fine.

[all cheering]

[dramatic music playing]

Ugh. No blue tiny Trooper yet.

Lisa, how are the traffic cams coming?

Hm. Hacking some passwords, and...

I'm in.

Blue tiny Trooper at Piccadilly Circus!

[children yell]

[all growl]

-[gasps] -What?

Fall back! Wrong tiny Trooper!

Two more just passed Big Ben!

[engine revving]

Oh, that's where we used to...

[in accent] ...have toad in the hole

-and a bonny chinwag! -[grunts]

[in normal voice] Hm. That came out of nowhere.

I see a blue Trooper thingy!

There!

[tires screeching]

[dramatic music playing]

Mick's inside!

[Lynn] He's jammed in the backseat!

Boy, zero leg room in those babies!

[Lincoln] Faster! He's trying to lose us!

[engine revving]

[ship horn blares]

[groans]

-[engine revving] -[Loud family yelps]

-[relieved sigh] -[children cheering]

[spits]

Ew! He threw trash!

What a litterbug!

It's not trash, Loles!

It's probably another clue!

[gasps] Mick's ascot!

He famously wore this

at every concert on his ", Licks Tour."

So what do we know about that tour?

Lisa, can you pull up pictures?

Do the English love beans on toast?

Oh, they sure do!

[in accent] I remember me mates and I--

Yeah, yeah, that was just my way of saying yes, Father.

-[keyboard clacking] -Hmm...

My facial recognition software

tells me that this gentleman attended

every show of said tour.

[Lisa] Talk about obsessive.

See? He's in the front row, every picture.

I bet Mick was trying to say this is the dude who took him!

Lisa, what's that?

That patch signifies he's not just an ordinary "dude."

He's an Earl.

He looks more like a "Nigel" to me.

Earl is his title.

He's the Earl of Nuttingham.

And I've got his address.

[dad] There's the car!

-[splatters] -[all gasp]

We've been hit!

[gasps] He's up there!

And it looks like he's got some kind of catapult!

[Loud family yelling]

He launched poop at us!

[sniffs]

I think it's either horse or cow!

-[swooshes, splatters] -[sniffs]

Nope, this is donkey!

Respect!

[yells] Now I can't see!

-[tires screeching] -[Loud family screaming]

[evil laugh]

[groans] I can't stop!

The brakes are full of donkey poop!

[yells]

I've got an idea!

David Steele grappling hook!

[dramatic music playing]

[screaming]

[all] Phew!

Problem solved.

[creaking]

[grunts]

[screams]

Uh... All according to plan?

Okay, this is way too dangerous.

I'm calling a constable.

Oh, great. No service.

Then it's up to us, Pops!

We have to save Mick!

-She's right. -We are so close!

Uh-uh. I'm putting my foot down.

There is no way we are--

[grunting]

And your mother is already running up the hill.

[sighs] I guess we're doing this.

[all cheer]

[ominous music playing]

Psh, a simple moat?

This guy's an amateur.

-Come on, guys-- -Whoa!

[growls]

Ah! Good call, Lana.

So how are we gonna get to the other side?

[groans]

[grunts]

Hmm. This fortress seems impenetrable.

Guys, I know how to get in!

On Drama Kings,

they were always using secret tunnels

to get out of tea time and other boring royal stuff.

The tunnels were always marked by colorful stones.

Just like those!

[rumbling]

I'm literally a genius.

I see we are throwing that term around willy-nilly now.

[dramatic music playing]

[Luna gasps]

He put Mick in the stocks?

Mick?

[all gasp]

Well, that ruined watermelon for me.

[cackling]

Fooled ya!

[all gasp]

The real Mick's actually over here.

'Ello, Louds.

Brilliant, you figured out all me clues.

Less brilliant, you've been captured.

Enough chitchat. Start playing!

Wait, you did all this

just so Mick could play a concert for you?

Not just any concert...

a never-ending concert!

But you've been to all of Mick's shows!

Why can't you just keep doing that?

Oh, I have been to all of his shows.

In fact,

I was Mick's most loyal fan, for decades.

And after my th Swagger concert,

I worked up the courage to ask Mick to play

at my private birthday party.

And what did he do?

He played another gig!

[Mick] Oi!

It was a sold-out show in Rio, mate.

For half a million fans.

Well, you betrayed your biggest fan!

Now, start my concert!

-[growls] -[whimpers]

[guitar playing]

Sorry, Louds,

but you're not invited to the show.

Ta-ta.

-[growling] -[yells]

What's with this guy and alligators?

[screaming]

Ooh! Luna,

if we can get the Earl under that chandelier,

I think I can... you know...

[imitates g*nshots]

I got you, broski.

Yo, Earl Nut-brah!

As one hardcore Mick fan to another,

can you grant me a final wish?

I wanna hear "The Swagger Stagger"

one last time.

Oh, I do love that jam.

Mick, play it now!

You got it.

♪ I made a little dance ♪

♪ And there ain't no nothin' to it ♪

♪ It's called the Swagger Stagger ♪

♪ And I'll show you how to do it ♪

♪ Now listen very carefully ♪

♪ And do as you been taught ♪

♪ So you end up in the perfect spot ♪

♪ Oh! Now, stagger to the front ♪

♪ Ah... two steps back ♪

♪ Now stagger to the left ♪

♪ No, no, no, I meant your other left ♪

♪ Now stagger to the right ♪

♪ A little bit more ♪

♪ Now, stop right there ♪

♪ Uh... Yeah, that's close enough ♪

Not how I remember the lyrics,

but... [laughs] ...it still slaps.

Hit it, Lincoln!

[grunts]

[groans] Aw, crumpets!

Ha-ha! We did it!

Ha! Kudos!

But we're still about to perish!

[gnawing]

Mick, catch!

[rock music playing]

Me "Tiny Trooper" pick!

Brilliant!

[Loud family gasps]

[snarling]

[all sigh]

-How'd you know that would work? -Mick's book.

He once broke out of another number one fan's basement

with one of those babies.

This has happened to you before?

What can I say?

I'm in high demand.

I'm sorry. I underestimated you, Agent Loud.

Yes! Back to "Agent Loud."

You saved Mick and your family,

all because you followed your instincts.

That's exactly what we look for in our agents.

If you're interested, we've got a spot for you

at the Interspy Training Academy.

Really? Thank you!

Mom, Dad, can you ship my stuff?

Once you turn .

Oh, right. That makes sense...

-[wind gusts] -Huh?

Can't wait to learn how to do that!

["Rule, Britannia!" playing]

[king] I dub thee Sir Mick Swagger.

Thanks for not giving me a haircut.

[chuckles]

I'm so grateful to you lot for saving me bum!

I'll tell you what, go see the rest of Europe, on me.

I'll pay for the whole trip!

-[all cheering] -I'm really excited.

Now it's time to play my new favorite song.

After all, I do owe it my life.

[rock music playing]

[cheering]

Luna, you mind playing with me?

[giddy shriek]

[rock music playing continues]

♪ I made a little dance ♪

♪ And there ain't no nothin' to it ♪

♪ It's called the Swagger Stagger ♪

♪ And I'll show you how to do it ♪

♪ Now listen very carefully ♪

♪ And do as you been taught ♪

♪ So you end up in the perfect spot ♪

♪ Now stagger to the left ♪

♪ Stagger to the right ♪

♪ Stagger like you woke up in the middle of the night ♪

♪ Alright ♪

[king screams]

Dad! That was the king!

Okay, everyone on the bus! Our trip starts now!

♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪

♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪

-♪ In the Loud House♪ -♪ Loud House ♪

♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪

♪ That's the way we show our love ♪

-♪ In the Loud House♪ -♪ Loud House ♪

♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪

♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪

♪ Stand in line to take a pee Never any privacy ♪

♪ Chaos with kids ♪

♪ That's the way it always is In the Loud House ♪