06x24 - Day of the Dad/Small Blunder

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪

♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong ba*ls ♪

♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪

♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪

♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪

♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪

- ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪

- ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪

♪ That's how we show our love ♪

- ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪

- ♪ One boy and ten girls ♪

- ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪

- ♪ Loud, Loud, Loud ♪

♪ Loud house ♪

- Poo-poo.

[upbeat rock music]

♪ ♪

[car horn honks]

[light music]

[phone ringing]

- Hey, Lincoln. - Hi, Lori.

I need to ask you-- - How do I look?

Do I look okay?

- You look the same?

- Okay, but do I look like someone you'd want

in your life forever?

I'm meeting Bobby's dad today and I'm really nervous.

And it doesn't help that my car's in the shop,

the rain is ruining my hair, and I'm late.

- Wait, you haven't met Arturo yet?

But we all spent Christmas at the Casagrandes' together.

- We should have met then, but as soon as we got there,

I had to go to the bathroom, and he left before I got out.

[door closes]

- Feliz Navidad, Louds. Be right back.

Rosa is sending me out for more masa.

Wish me luck.

- [sighs]

Then we ended up leaving before he got back.

But today, there's no masa standing in our way.

I'm finally meeting him,

and I need it to be perfect, Lincoln.

Oh, thanks for the pep talk. Gotta go.

- But wait! Can I borrow your golf club?

My-- [beep]

- This is Bobby. Leave a message.

Ow, Sergio, stop pecking in my ear.

That's not funny. Aah! [beep]

- I am so sorry I'm late, mijo,

but I can't wait to finally meet Lori for lunch today,

with no masa to get in our way this time.

Also, you should probably change your voicemail.

[whistles]

[both grunt]

both: Excuse me, but this is my cab.

- Um, but my hand was up first.

- Well, I whistled before you put your hand up.

- No one whistles for cabs anymore.

This is literally mine! - But--ow!

Oh, hey!

- Step on it. I am so late.

Oh, sorry!

- Ugh.

Grrr.

- Hey, babe! - I am so sorry for being late.

You wouldn't believe what happened to me.

Wow, your place looks great.

Where's your dad?

- Relax, babe.

He's also running late.

- Oh, perfect.

I'll go freshen up.

- Hey, Dad, you made it.

- [gasps] It's him.

He's here.

- Great to see you, mijo.

- [gasp]

That's Arturo?

- You won't believe what happened to me.

I was attacked by the rudest blonde girl.

- I shoved Bobby's dad into a puddle.

[knocking] Aah!

- Babe? You almost done?

My dad's here.

- Almost. Just give me five minutes.

[gasps] Oh, ooh!

Hi!

So glad to finally meet you, Mr. Santiago,

for the first time, ever, really.

- Um, it's nice to meet you too, Lori.

I've been so-- [sneezes]

- Oh, you poor thing.

Better go dry off before you catch a cold.

[sighs]

- Babe, why are you in my kigurumi?

And why are you wearing my foot cream on your face?

- Ugh, uh, kigurumis are very in right now,

and they say foot cream is good for your complexion

so just trying to look my best for your dad.

[laughs] - Don't sweat it, babe.

He digs you already.

I can tell.

- Ah, nice to see the rain clearing up.

All right, pizza time.

Who's buying?

Just kidding, I'm buying.

- [laughs]

Aah!

Hey, Vito, sorry, I just need to borrow this.

[sizzling]

Ugh, it's starting to burn.

Oh, no, it's spicy!

- Hey, Lori, the pizza place is this way.

And why are your eyes so red?

Are you okay? - [laughs nervously]

Just allergies.

You two go ahead and get a table.

I'm gonna go clean up real quick.

- Come on, Dad.

We'll save you a garlic knot, babe.

[bell dings] - Margarita, can you help me?

I need a complete makeover in, like, three minutes.

- I wonder what's keeping her. Everyone knows pizza is best

in the first five minutes, when it's really hot.

[chomp] Ahh!

I'm excited you'll finally get to see her actual face.

Wait, duh, I have over , pictures of Lori in my phone.

- [gasp]

- Here, take a look. Aah!

My phone! - Hi, guys.

I'm back. - Oh, I'm sorry,

you must have the wrong table.

- Bobby, it's me.

What do you think of my new look?

I call it uptown chic.

- Babe! You look great.

I'd take a picture of you, but I don't have my phone.

- Lori, so glad you're finally here.

Eat while it's hot.

- I have your large pizza with mushrooms,

anchovies, and cell phone?

- Oh, I'll take that.

- I had a really great time meeting you.

- I did too, and I'm so happy

Bobby has such a lovely person in his life.

It's too bad you have to go so soon though.

Give my love to your familia.

- Will do.

- Bye, babe.

- Bye.

And Bobby had to buy them a whole new pizza

'cause theirs tasted like cell phone.

But anyway, I pulled it off, and I'm so glad it's over.

[crunch] - Huh, sounds crazy,

but where did we land on the golf club?

Can I borrow it to get my drone out of--

[phone ringing] - Oh, sorry! Gotta get this.

Hey, boo-boo bear. - Hey, babe.

Are you free tomorrow? - I think so. Why?

- My dad loved spending time with you today.

He wants to take us out for pizza again tomorrow.

The man loves pizza.

- Oh, great.

Sounds fun.

- Well, if you think that's fun,

you should hear what he has planned

for the rest of the year:

museums, shows, skydiving.

Hey, Sergio, hands off my Havarti!

Sorry, babe, I gotta go.

- Oh, no.

Looks like I have to literally be in disguise

for the rest of my life. [moans]

- Actually, sister, I may have the solution to your problem.

It's called a Pinpoint Accurate Memory Erasing Laser Apparatus,

or PAMELA, for short.

I used it on Lincoln once after I accidentally liquefied

his snow globe collection.

- I had a snow globe collection?

- Uh, nope.

- Anyway, Lori, can I borrow your golf club?

- Lisa, you are a lifesaver.

I can use that thingamabob on Bobby's dad

to erase the memory from this morning,

and then everything will literally be perfect again.

- Precisely.

Now what time was the memory created?

- It was right when I came out of the bus station, so :.

[beeping]

- Ah, there, I've calibrated PAMELA.

But she's very sensitive, so handle her carefully.

- Oh, don't worry, I've got this.

Oh, please let this work.

- Hmm? [gasps]

It's you!

[tense music]

You're the girl who threw me into the puddle!

- [laughs] Guilty.

But if you could just look here real quick.

Aah.

Ah. [gasps]

Oh, no. What were the settings?

[jabbering]

- See here, young lady!

[zap] Aah.

I'm sorry, do I know you?

- Hi, Arturo, it's me, Lori.

I know what you're thinking, new day, new look.

Now let's go inside.

Bobby's waiting.

- Great, you guys are here.

I already ordered your favorites.

- This is my favorite?

- Yeah, you love anchovies.

Like you always say, the bacon of the sea.

- I say that?

Wait, who am I?

Who are you? - [gasps]

- Oh, no. - [laughs]

Dad jokes, hilarious.

Nice to meet you, Dad. I'm Bobby.

- Nice to meet you, Bobby.

I'm, uh, I don't know.

- [laughs] - I'll be right back.

Ladies' room. - Oh.

- [groans]

[dialing] Lisa, I messed up

the thingamabob and accidentally erased all

of Arturo's memories.

You have to help me fix this thing

so I can get them back. - Okay.

It'll be approximately steps.

First push the button at the top.

Now twist the dial degrees.

Then turn the red knob. - Wait, can you slow down?

Aah!

[groans] - Oh!

Now toss it into the trash

because it has become unusable.

- It's not waterproof?

- Yeah, a design note for PAMELA ..

- Great. Can I get that right now?

- A new model will take approximately three months

to finish. - Three months?

Oh, I'm the worst.

I have to tell them what I did.

Thanks for your help.

What happened? Where's your dad?

- Well, he kept pushing his dad joke

about not knowing who anyone is,

and when I didn't laugh, he just stormed out.

- We have to find him, like now.

I'll explain later.

- Huh?

[suspenseful music]

- [whistles]

- Arturo! No, you can't go.

I have something I need to tell you and Bobby.

- Hmm, why am I getting a weird sense of déjà vu right now?

Like I've been here before.

- Wait, maybe his memory isn't completely lost.

I might know how to bring it back.

- What? - I promise,

I'll explain all of this later.

Okay, here goes literally everything.

Sorry, Arturo.

[grunts] - [gasp]

- [groans] What--

why did you-- [gasps]

Wait!

[whistle]

Ow! [grunts]

[gasps]

- [laughs] You're that girl

who pushed me in a puddle yesterday.

[growls] - Babe, is that true?

Why did you push my dad into a puddle, twice?

- Babe?

Bobby, this puddle pusher is your girlfriend?

- Yes! Your memory is back,

though I don't love the nickname.

- Have we gotten to later yet? 'Cause I really need

to know what's going on.

- Let's go inside and I'll tell you everything

over anchovy pizza.

So I had to push you a second time to trigger your memory.

[sighs] I know I should have just been honest

from the start, but I didn't want you

to hate me after that first puddle push.

I promise, if you give me a chance,

I'm a really nice person.

- I don't hate you, Lori.

I could never hate anyone who Bobby cares about.

How about a fresh start?

- I would love that.

[sizzling splatter] - Aah! Hot, hot, hot!

- Starting now? [laughs]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hey, toots, why you taking the creepy stuffed lizard

to preschool?

- Show-and-tell!

I hope they like it.

All: Oh.

- [shivers] I remember those days.

All that pressure, trying to find something

to wow your classmates.

- Struggling to reign supreme as the star of show-and-tell.

- But there's always that chump

who brings in something cooler.

- Billy Donovan!

How am I supposed to compete

with a talking mynah bird, Billy?

Huh? It's my time to shine!

[wails] My time!

[screeching tires]

[crash] Aah!

[laughs] I mean, boy, I loved show-and-tell.

- Okay, my little show-and-tellers,

we have Miss Lily up next.

- I brought Burp Me Blarney!

all: Ooh! - [laughs]

- [burps]

[all laugh] [applause]

- Uh, thank you.

- Very nice, Lily.

Michelle, you're up.

- [farts] [toilet flushes]

[cheering]

- [grunts] - [squeaks, burps]

[bubbling]

- Faster! [all yelling]

- [grumbles]

[jack-in-the-box music]

- [squeaks]

-[gasps]

Mm-hmm, mm.

- [squeaking]

- Whoa! - Oh, yeah!

- [gasps] Oh.

- [grunts]

[whirring plane]

both: Ooh!

[horn blowing] - Wow!

[upbeat rock music]

- Wow! [all cheering]

[motor roars] - Ooh.

[cheering]

[car horn honks]

- Grrr, Lily want to be show-and-tell star.

Lily need to be star!

Lily will be star!

- You came to the right person for help, Lily.

If you want to wow 'em during show-and-tell,

you need the ultimate showstopper.

Don't just sit there pining for stardom, doll.

Would you at least con-cedar letting me spruce up your act?

- [laughs]

- Now you'll give it a try.

- [grunting]

[crash] - [gasps]

[dramatic beat]

- Nothing impresses kids like magic.

[playful music]

[grunting]

Magic.

[laughs awkwardly]

- [groans] No, thank you.

[zapping]

Has to be something to make me star, anything.

No. No.

No.

- [roars] - No way.

[gasp] Maybe Vanzilla toy work. - Oh, whoa, whoa.

I'm afraid this is no toy, my dear junior sibling.

It's our actual family van, shrunk down to scale.

Father was incessantly complaining

about having no space in the garage to park Vanzilla.

[thud] - Aah!

- So I shrunk it down using my most ingenious invention

to date,

a concentrated radiant-energy diminution device.

Street name, Shrink Ray.

- [gasps]

Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, Lisa, please!

- I should say not.

This is a complex piece of technology.

It requires a great deal of skill and coordination, aww!

[zapping]

[thuds]

[rumbling]

- Please tell us more about your skill and coordination.

- Someone is getting a major attitude reboot today.

For safekeeping, I think I'll lock the Shrink Ray

in my bunker, after I deal

with this minor Vanzilla kerfuffle.

- [laughs evilly]

[sneaky music]

[beeping]

Yes! Lisa birthday every time.

- Busted. I anticipated you would try

to take Lisa's Shrink Ray.

You have to get up pretty early

in the antemeridian to fool--

ooh, candy.

[clanking]

♪ ♪

I will figure this out even if it takes all day.

[clanking]

[thud] - [squeaks]

[cheers and applause]

- Thank you, Jeffrey, for bringing Tater Tot

yet again.

And last, but not least, Miss Lily.

♪ ♪

Ew, peanut butter.

I brought...

Shrink Ray!

I shrink bike.

[beeps]

Hmm. [crackles]

- What a wonderful imagination, Lily.

- No, no, it really works.

- Oh, I'm sure it does.

Well, I think it's time for snacks.

Be good, children, I'll be right back.

- [slurps]

[zapping]

Ah! [laughs]

[zapping]

- Oh, yeah. all: Lily, Lily.

- Show-and-tell superstar.

- Me next! [all clamoring]

- It's my turn! - No, no, no.

It needs skill and cord-nation.

Whoa, whoa! - Gimme that!

- [screams]

- Huh? - No!

[kids crying]

- I don't like being small.

- Everything is too big.

- Don't cry. I know how to fix.

I go up there and use Shrink Ray to make big again.

All better.

[all grunting]

- Whoa!

- [grunting]

[curious music]

Huh?

- [growls] - Aah!

[screams] - Whoa!

[grunt] [all groaning]

[thudding footsteps] - [stammering] T-t-Tater?

- He's gonna squish us!

- No, Tater, wants to play!

- [sniffs]

- Aah!

[smash]

Save yourselves. [groans]

[all yelling]

[thudding footsteps]

[musical notes]

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- Shh.

- [sniffs] - [whimpers]

- Ah, ah, ah.

- Shh!

all: Whew.

- [sneezes] [all groan]

[smash] [all yelling]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- [roaring]

- [sobs] I'm scared.

- I don't wanna play with Tater Tot ever again.

Anybody want a free guinea pig?

- I made us all little, so I fix.

But how I get to Shrink Ray?

[gasps]

We use plane to get Shrink Ray.

[propeller whirs]

[adventurous music]

♪ ♪

Lower, lower.

- [groans]

♪ ♪

- [gasps]

- No!

- Ha!

all: Yeah!

- Look out! It's Tater!

[all scream]

- Over there!

[all scream]

- Come on, Shrink Ray, work!

[zapping]

- What are you doing? [crying]

♪ ♪

- Yeah!

[kids screaming]

- [squeaking]

[mellow music]

♪ ♪

- Whew! [all cheering]

- Yeah, Lily did great!

♪ ♪

- [squeaks, hiccups]

[applause]

- Thank you, Michelle.

Lily, you're up.

- A box.

- That's an interesting choice.

Does the box do anything?

- Nope, just empty box.

And that's okay.

[humming]

Hmm?

[clanging]

- [panting] Todd, I'm late for school!

Where did you put my teleportation box?

- Why must it always be Todd's fault?

- Aah!

[whirring]

- Dang it, you people owe Todd a lollipop.

- ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪

♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪

♪ In the Loud house ♪ - ♪ Loud house ♪

- ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪

♪ That's the way we show our love ♪

♪ In the Loud house ♪ - ♪ Loud house ♪

- ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪

♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪

♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪

♪ Never any privacy ♪

♪ Chaos with kids ♪

♪ That's the way it always is ♪

♪ In the Loud house ♪