01x12 - Bug Busters

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in the half-shell turtle power ♪

♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪

♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪

♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪

♪ With each other they discover ♪

♪ Their destiny and rise ♪

♪ Cowabunga ♪

♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in the half-shell turtle power ♪

♪ Rise ♪

- Donnie, I need an update.

- Okay, one more time:

Baron Draxum created ooze and put it in carrier bugs

that bite people and turn them into mutants,

and for some reason, it's up to us to stop the whole situation.

- No, I need an update for my phone.

- Focus.

The news said this hotel was full of oozesquitoes.

We're suited up, so let's get down to business.

[all screaming]

Okay, bugs, it's just you and us.

- And me. I'm here too.

- Do not fear, sir.

We are unlicensed amateurs,

and we have the situation mildly under control.

- Ew, your skin's all green.

- Relax, sir.

It's a perfectly normal side effect

of all the chemicals we use.

- All right, remember the plan.

Attract, smash.

Zap, smash.

Bash, smash!

- Ah, no, no, no, nope.

Don't break anything!

The boss'll have my hide.

[bugs buzzing] [screams]

- I say we revise Raph's plan

to make sure this guy doesn't get mutated.

- Stick to the plan.

If we capture the oozesquitoes, nobody gets mutated.

All right, Mikey, you're up.

- Roger, skipper.

Honey-based distraction released.

Mmm.

I'm so sweet, baby.

Come get me!

- [screams]

- No, no, no!

Ah, hey, be careful.

[screams]

No, no, gentle.

- [grunting]

- No, no!

- Zappin' like a-- - [screams]

Not me, the bugs!

- Get behind me.

My trusty cloud of noxious gas will save you.

- Leo, you're wasting it.

We need that for the bugs.

- I'm protecting this guy.

- Oh, hey!

- Okay, bugs, check-in time is now o'clock.

Yes!

[laughs]

- Cowabunga!

[both yelling]

[pinball clanking]

- Plan is really coming together, Raph.

No more honey next plan.

- [sighs]

[hums]

[dramatic musical flourish]

- Oh!

Oh, that's odd.

[screams]

[grunts]

- Mm, so that's how it happens.

Oh, his love of beef jerky was his downfall.

- [screams]

[moos]

Oh, that's--

Oh, that--oh.

- Gah, no!

Leo, if you just listened to me,

we would have gotten the bugs

and been hosing Mikey down by now.

- We did listen to you, Raph,

and that persnickety guy

was ironically mutated into a clumsy bull.

- [growls] - Hey, how about we continue

this classic Raph-Leo argument outside the trap?

[all groan]

- Look at this mess.

We gotta do the right thing, guys,

and get out of here.

[vase shatters]

[elevator dings]

- Uh-oh. - Ohmigosh.

Humans, be cool.

[royal music]

♪ ♪

- Well, you've turned my hotel into quite the fizzy-winkle.

- You sure that was us?

I tell you what, we totally human exterminators

will waive our usual fee and--

- Don't fret.

My people will sort out this crackadoo.

[fast-paced upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Well, since you have this under control,

we'll be heading back to our human office like humans do.

- No need for flim-flam.

You're amongst your own kind.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[elephant roars] [sheep bleats]

- Whoa. - What?

- Mutants can work here?

- Mutant? What strange words you use.

We prefer to call ourselves yokai.

Come, I'll give you the grand tour.

- Okay, anyone else think we shouldn't follow a stranger

we just met into who knows what now?

- [groans]

She's a nice lady, Leo.

What's not to trust?

[elevator dings]

- Yokai level five, please.

- Yes, Big Mama.

Welcome, gentle turtles, to the best hotel in town.

[elevator dings]

- Whoa. - Oh, awesome.

- Did Draxum create everyone in here?

- Draxum? Whatever is a Draxum?

- I'm sorry, you've never heard of Baron Draxum?

Tall, ugly dude with talking gargoyles for shoulder pads?

Likes to make mutants in his spare time?

None of this is ringin' a bell?

- Hmm, sounds fascinating.

No, we yokai have existed for thousands of eons.

Most live in the hidden city, but my hotel gives them

a chance to kick up their flippers

and stretch out their hollydoos.

- Whoa. - [laughs]

- This place is amazing!

What is it?

- Our sporting lounge, where you can take in

the ferocious fights of the Battle Nexus.

- Sounds scary.

- Heavens, no,

unless you're put off by blood-curdling battles

where warriors are ripped limb from limbity limb.

[laughs]

- Hey, guys, remind me not to ask any more questions.

- Mm, do those turtles look familiar to you?

- I think they do, but I can't be sure.

- Well, that's what familiar means.

I think they're the ones who exploded boss' lab

and let all his oozesquitoes loose.

- Oh, yeah.

I thought I just knew 'em from spin class.

- Oh.

- So this Draxum's oozesquitoes are causing

quite the tissle-tassle by creating all these new mutants.

Oh, so troubling. Gives us yokai a bad name.

I prefer a low profile.

Excuse me while I slip

into something a little more comfortable.

- Uh-oh. - Ohmigosh.

- Mutant arachnid! - Ladybug!

- Oh, I knew it.

Not that specifically, but there had to be something.

- I see my true form shocks you.

- You would hurt a nice spider lady's feelings,

wouldn't you, Leo?

- Boo!

- You know, come to think of it,

perhaps my webs could be of use in catching the bugs.

I have no means to splort them around town,

but surely a genius like you can create a clever device

to use them to capture the bugs.

- Okay, I know what you're doing.

You're just trying to flatter me with the truth,

and I love it!

- Well, then allow me.

- Oh!

- [vomits]

- [screams]

As fascinating as it is hideous.

Oh, I hate it.

- Oh! - Ew!

- Once you catch the oozesquitoes,

bring them to me and I'll safely return them

to the hidden city.

- You got yourself a deal.

- Raph, what are we getting into?

In case you haven't noticed, these mystic types

have a nasty habit of trying to k*ll us.

- You're being crazy.

She's helping us catch the oozesquitoes.

Don't look a gift spider in the mouth.

- Never look her in the mouth.

- I looked it up.

Bitey bugs from phylum Arthropoda

are attracted to carbon dioxide.

- Leo, let it loose.

- [sighs]

[gas hissing]

- Fire up the bug slapper.

- Genius powers, go!

[grunts]

[laughs]

Chordata!

[bug slapper zapping]

What?

Oh, no.

Eat silk, bug eyes!

Deadeye Donnie shoots, and touchdown!

Or insert correct sports reference.

- Whoo, Baron Draxum ain't gonna like that.

both: Dibs on telling him.

No, you tell him.

Jinx, you owe me a corndog.

You tell him, no takebacks.

Fine, we'll tell him together.

- Got an oozesquito.

Bagged another.

Oops, that--that is a cantaloupe.

That's a pro basketball player.

I'm sorry, sir. My mistake.

- Yeah!

- Boo to the yeah, another oozesquito.

You know, Big Mama was smart to believe in me

because I am k*lling it.

- Nice work, team.

We must have got a hundred of 'em.

Good thing we didn't do Leo's idea

of being afraid of spiders.

[laughs]

- I don't know. I still don't trust her.

[elevator dings]

So other guy's day off?

- [mutters]

[elevator dings]

[elevator dings]

- Uh...

[elevator dings]

[all humming "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" theme]

- Uh...

[sighs]

[elevator dings]

- [screams]

[chuckles]

- Greenie boos, gifts for Big Mama?

- Oozesquitoes.

But we're almost out of web goo.

- Fantumptuous.

And look at that marvelous device you've built me.

- Oh, glad you like it, but, uh, actually, it's mine,

and why are your extra large bellhops

standing so close to us all of a sudden?

- Oh, they'll just be taking those bugs and your device.

My Battle Nexus thanks you.

- Wait a minute, you run that barbaric Battle Nexus?

- Yes, Big Mama's kind of the bee's knees

down in the hidden city.

You see, the pickings have gotten a little slim lately.

And with these oozesquitoes,

I'll be creating wondrous warrior mutants

who will be more exciting than ever.

And I'll be putting you boys to work

in my Battle Nexus as well.

- No way.

We are not fighting for you.

- Ha, heaven's no.

You'll be my bumbling arena clowns.

- No, we won't.

Ah, ooh, ah.

- Oh!

- Ow!

- [laughs]

- Okay, Leo, I admit it.

You were right. You were right.

Leo?

Hey, where's Leo?

- I'm sure wherever he is, he's trying to save us.

[elevator dings]

- Find the blue one!

- [screeches]

- Hey.

- Wait!

I've got a better idea.

♪ Gus ♪

- Gus? What kind of mutant is named Gus?

- [snarls]

- Uh-oh. - Oh, no.

- [snarls]

[howls]

- Huh?

- Yep, that's a Gus.

- Whoa, dude, is this about me chewing all those slippers?

I totally didn't do it.

- Never mind the stupid slippers.

Get their scent and find the missing turtle.

- [howls]

On it, brah.

- Ah. - [sniffing]

- Ah.

- [growls]

[howls]

- Put this splendiferously ingenious

contrapulation in my safe.

- Huh? I'm flattered but also betrayed.

- Take these charming young clowns

to the Battle Nexus gateway.

- [grunting]

Come out to the mutant hotel.

We'll get together, have a few laughs.

I knew we couldn't trust spider lady.

[elevator dings]

Hmm.

- [grunting]

[elevator dings]

- I can't wait to save Raph so I can rub it in his face.

- Be a henchman, see the world.

Worst job ever.

Ugh!

- Oh!

Oh, boy, dirty yokai laundry is not gonna be fun.

Those guys are gonna owe me.

Whoa, oh!

- Ugh, I'm just gonna tell myself this is a T-shirt.

[screams]

- Oh, I can't believe

we're gonna end up being rodeo clowns.

- And you laughed at me for taking that class.

Who's gonna be laughing when I'm miming up a storm?

Oof!

- Ohmigosh.

- Here we are, gateway to the Battle Nexus.

Say good-bye to New York, turtles.

- All right, now hold up.

Laundry bin in the middle of the hallway?

- Classic trap.

I shall investigate.

Oh, it's empty.

Well, I guess we can let our guard down then.

- Sounds right.

- [grunts]

Come on, make a portal.

Step back, step back.

- Yes! Now step into my trap, you--

[loud rumbling]

Whoa!

- Cowabunga!

[all screaming]

[all grunt]

- You're welcome for saving you.

- If you hadn't left us,

we all could have saved ourselves together.

- What? - [howls]

[snarling]

- [screams] - Well, we had a good run.

- Hey, boy, what's this?

- Whoa.

What is that?

Oh, oh, oh, man.

I gotta get that thing and bring it back.

Epic!

- I'm sorry, who was that?

- Gus was sent to eat you.

- In that case, maybe it's time to blow this balloon factory.

Once we're safe at home, I can brag about how right I was

and, in turn, how wrong you were.

So let's do it.

- I got it, but we're not going

without Donnie's bug slapper and the oozesquitoes.

We can't leave them in Queen Eight-legs' hands.

- Well, since we indubitably have no idea where--

- Spill the beans, Leo.

Every time you say indubitably,

I know you're up to something.

- Fine, everything's in Big Mama's office

and we can risk our lives getting it back right now.

- And that's exactly what we're gonna do.

Guys, stealth mode!

- Or...

[whispers] Stealth mode.

[elevator dings]

[loud clang]

- [gasps] Phew.

- Shh! Shh!

- Hmm.

[glass shatters]

- This calls for the delicate touch of a genius.

[saw whirring]

- I'll cover the sound for you!

[glass shatters]

- We should be through in a couple of hours!

- Or we could do this.

- Whoa. - That's awesome.

- Hey, my ball.

- [snarls]

Don't start a game of fetch you can't finish.

- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, dears.

This simply will not do.

If there's one rule Big Mama has--

- Is it forgive and forget?

- Is it don't chew on the guest slippers?

- Is it no using Raph's toothbrush?

- Is it Ohm's law?

- No!

- Ugh. - Ow.

- Ugh.

- My rule is, no stealing from Big Mama.

[loud expl*si*n]

- And my rule is, no stealing from me!

- Mr. Sheep to the rescue!

- And that's a good thing?

He tried to destroy us last time we saw him.

- Scramulent to see you again, Baron Draxum,

but you really must learn to use the dimbally door.

- You must learn to use real words.

- Huh, they know each other.

If only one of us had seen that coming.

- You are a poor winner, Leo.

- Those are my property.

Fetch them, my pets.

[both laugh]

[both screaming] - [snarling]

- I need these bimbally bugs for all those tasty victims

they will mutate for my Battle Nexus.

- Those were made for something much greater

than your silly Battle Nexus.

They're here to eliminate the human threat forever.

I will have every last one on the surface.

[grunts]

[both grunting]

- Whoa!

- [vomits]

- Ah!

- Ah, what is this,

another one of your success-proof plans?

- Yes--I mean, no, no.

Look, use my shell.

- [howls] - To the roof!

Time for us yokai to take over the surface.

- Leo, portal to the roof now!

- There you go, telling me what to do again.

Well, actually, no, that's a plan I can get behind.

both: Yes!

- Can we rename today Leo Day?

- Oof!

- What are we supposed to do?

[loud crash]

- [screams] - Oh, right.

- This'll teach you to compliment my work

and give me my first positive reinforcement

from a parent-aged adult ever!

- Cowabunga!

- Leon's got it. [chuckles]

- Leo, toss me the oozesquitoes!

[grunts]

- [screams]

- I may have created you,

but I will not hesitate to destroy you.

- Uh, who created what now?

- Let my brother go.

- Not literally.

- Oh, brotherly loyalty.

But my bugs are important to you as well.

Which one will you choose?

- Give him the bugs. Just give him the bugs.

- I'm not giving him the bugs.

These villains are all talk.

He ain't gonna-- - Okay.

- No!

- With my last breath, I told you so!

- Leo!

Ugh, oh!

[screams]

Power punch jitsu!

- Ah, whoa!

- Saving like a boss!

[car alarm blares]

- Thanks, buddy.

- I have no idea what I just did, but anytime.

- Hey, what happened to the bugs?

[insects buzzing]

- Go and mutate the humans.

- Uh-uh. - Mm-mm.

- Oh, only one web left.

Better make it count.

- Let me go!

- No, Mikey, you let go.

- Oh, okeydokey.

Whee!

- [screams]

- [screaming]

Ugh!

- Everyone okay?

- We're fine, but the squitoes got away.

Another failed mission.

- Not a total failure.

We've got this to go get them now.

Oh, I am, however, out of webs.

So, uh, partial failure?

[weakly] Yay.

- Raph, what was that crazy power-up?

You saved my life!

- I don't know. I just knew if I didn't save your life,

I'd never hear the end of it from you.

- And on a side note, Draxum created us.

He told me right before he threw me off the roof,

so I don't think he's very attached.

- What? Does that mean we're teenage...

- Mutant...

- Ninja...

- Sheepmen?

- [groans]

- My plan is coming to fruition.

My bugs are hard at work turning humans into yokai.

- Oozesquitoes. - What?

- Uh, it's oozesquitoes.

Uh, that's, uh, what those turtles were calling them.

- It is so catchy.

- I know!

It's like it just rolls off the tongue.

It's kind of like--

- Millions of humans will be mutated.

If I don't get rid of the turtles,

they'll ruin everything.

I must eliminate them.