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03x12 - Helpful Rabbid; Time Travel Rabbids; Excalirabbid

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rabbids Invasion". Aired: August 3, 2013.*
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The Rabbids from Ubisoft's "Raving Rabbids" video game series star in their own television series.

03x12 - Helpful Rabbid; Time Travel Rabbids; Excalirabbid

Post by bunniefuu »

- [man]

Give me a "B.

" - [rabbid]

Ba ba ba ba ba.

[man]

Give me a lot of "ha.

" [woman singing operatically]

[both scream]

[title music]

# h* hee # Baa [tires screeching]

# Ba, ba, baa # Ba ba Ba, baa Ba Ba - # Ba # - # Ahh # Baa h* hee Zo zee [singing "Also Sprach Zarathustra" in gibberish]

[singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.

5" in gibberish]

[drum riff]

# Ba-baa # [mumbling]

Hmm.

[yawning]

Hmm.

Ba ba ba.

Ah, ba ba.

[laughs]

Ba ba Oh? A-ha.

[knocking]

Ba ba? [chuckles]

- Ba ba ba.

- Ba ba! Ba ba ba.

Ba ba ba.

Mm-hmm! Ba ba ba ba.

[laughing]

Ba ba ba ba? [laughing]

Ba ba ba ba! [rumbling]

Aah! [mumbling]

[whimpering]

Ba ba ba! Ma ba ba ba.

Aah! Ba ba ba.

[thud]

Oh! [laughing]

[mumbling]

Oh, ba ba! [kisses]

[mumbling]

Ba ba? Ba ba! Oh, ba ba ba.

Ba ba ba.

Ba-ba.

[panting]

[mumbling]

Oh.

[beeping]

[mumbling]

Eeeeh! [thud]

[groaning]

[thud]

Oh, ba ba ba.

Oh! Ba ba ba ba.

Ba ba ba.

Ba ba ba.

[mumbling]

Hmm? Huh? Hmm? [laughing]

Mm-hmm.

Bla bla blo.

Ba ba ba! [coughs]

[gibberish]

Bla bla.

Huh? Ba ba.

Bla bla.

[grunting]

Ba ba! Oh! [gibberish]

[gibberish]

Ba ba.

Aah! Ba ba ba? [gibberish]

Ba? Aah! [gibberish]

Aah! [gibberish]

Ha ha ha! [shouting]

[gasps]

[gibberish]

Aah! Uhh! Ba ba.

Huh, ba ba ba? Baa.

[whimpering]

- Ba ba! - Huh? [gasps]

Ba ba! Ba ba ba! Aah! Oh, ba ba ba.

Don't touch that! It's mine! - [man]

Minstrel! - Ba ba ba.

I'm ready, My Lord! Ba ba ba? Ba ba ba.

- Now go away! - You clumpish [gasps]

Will you stop prancing like a nervous mare?! Please forgive me, My Lord.

It was him! The imp! [chuckles]

Ba ba ba.

Ah, ba ba! Oh.

Oh? By my ancestors! What are you? Ba ba! Ba ba ba ba ba ba! Ba ba ba Uhh! [chuckles]

Ba ba.

[laughing]

I already like you more than this useless clown.

Did you call for me, My Uhh! [chuckles]

It might do.

It just might do.

- Ba ba ba.

- Ha ha.

Be still, imp.

[chuckles]

- Ba ba! - Uhh! - Aah! - Ba ba ba? Aah! Aagghh! Missed! Let us try again.

Uh, huh Aah! Ba! Aah! Laddie, I said be still! [whimpering]

[static buzzing]

Ba ba.

When I say be still, I Ba! Ba ba ba! [rock music playing on radio]

There.

This time it has to work.

Oh, why is it not working? [woman]

Steve? Please stop for a second and come in for a snack! I made you an apple pie! Thanks, Mom.

[thud]

Ha ha! [radio slowing down]

Ugghh! Imp, where are you? Huh? Where am I? What is this place? [car horn honks]

Uhh! Huh? Monsters? Monsters everywhere! Even flying monsters! Vaya con Dios.

Where am I? Huh? Oh.

[whimpering]

Ba ba! My imp! Ba ba.

[gulps]

I knew you wouldn't let me down.

Now don't move.

Aah! Uhh! Aah! Aah! [grunting]

[grunting, panting]

Aah! Aah! [groaning]

Huh? I've done it! [mumbling]

Thank you, imp! Ha ha! We shall fight the monsters together! I'm king of the world! Ba ba ba! [laughing]

Huh? Huh? Huh? What? Oh, no! No! I'm sure it's broken.

Huh? It's working! Oh, yeah! Huh? Hmm.

[static buzzing]

[gibberish]

Huh? Huh? Ba ba! [thud]

Aah! [groaning]

There you are.

Ba ba! Ba ba ba ba.

Ba ba ba ba.

Hmph! Uhh! [whimpering]

- Ba ba.

- You be polite with my imp or you will have to deal with me, you frosty miscreant.

[thud]

Well, I'm dying of hunger.

Show me the kitchen.

Ba ba ba ba! - [laughing]

Ba ba ba.

- [belches]

Sorry.

[laughing]

Oh.

[both chatting, laughing]

[singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.

5" in gibberish]

[drum riff]

# Ba-baa # [chuckling]

Ba ba.

Ba ba.

Ba ba! [mumbling]

- Ba ba ba? - Ba ba.

Ba ba.

Ba ba! [beeping]

Ba ba ba.

[mumbling]

[gasps]

[camera flashing]

[laughing]

Ah.

Ba ba ba.

Hmm? Ba ba ba ba? [laughing]

[all gasp]

Ba ba.

[all shouting]

Huh? Hmm? [gasps]

[beeping]

[mumbling]

[panting]

[all shouting]

[both laughing]

Ba ba.

Uh [chewing]

- Ba ba ba ba? - Hmm? Aah! Ba ba? Ba ba? Wha Ba ba! Oh, ba ba ba ba.

[all]

Oh, ba ba ba.

Ba? Ba! Ba ba ba ba! Ba ba! Ba ba! [both sighing]

Ba ba! [both]

Ba ba ba.

Ba ba ba.

Ba ba ba.

Hmm? Ba ba ba ba! Ba ba ba ba.

Ba ba ba ba.

- Ah.

- Ah.

[laughs nervously]

Ba ba ba ba.

[both whispering]

Ba ba! Ba ba ba! Ba ba ba! Oh.

[laughs]

Ba ba! [rumbling]

Oh! Ba ba! Ba ba ba! Ba ba! [laughs]

Ba ba ba ba.

[both chuckling]

[both]

Ba ba ba! Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba [whimpering]

Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba - Ba ba! - Ba ba! - Ah, ba ba! Ba ba ba? Ba ba ba ba ba! Ba ba! Ba ba! Ba ba.

Ba ba! Ba ba! Ba ba.

Ba ba.

Ba ba.

[mumbling]

Ba ba.

[camera shutter clicking]

Ba ba ba! Ba ba ba.

Ba ba ba ba ba.

Ah, ba ba! [imitates train whistle]

[imitates train whistle]

Ba ba.

Ba ba.

[all laughing]

Ah, ba ba ba! Uhh! Ba ba ba ba.

[all talking]

Oh! Ba ba! Ba ba.

Aah!! Huh? Ba ba ba ba? Ba ba! [both moaning]

Ba ba.

Ba ba ba ba? Ba ba.

Ba ba.

Ba ba.

- Aw.

- Aw.

Ba ba ba! - Mmm.

- Mmm.

[laughing]

[music]

Ah.

Huh? Ba ba ba? [both moaning]

Ba ba ba! Ba ba ba! Ba ba! Ba ba ba! Ba! [both moaning]

Ba ba! Ba ba! Ba ba ba ba ba ba! Ah, ba ba ba! [gulps]

[retching]

Uh, ba ba.

Aah! Ah, ba ba! [low growl]

[thud]

Uhh! Aaah! Ba ba! Aah! [thud]

Uh-oh.

[thud]

[both groaning]

[camera flashes]

Ha ha.

Ba ba.

[mumbling]

[both]

Ah.

Ba ba! Ba ba ba! Huh? Oh.

[whimpers]

[both shouting]

Ah, ba ba! Ba ba ba! [both laughing, talking]

[thud]

Ba ba.

Ba ba! Ba ba ba.

[mumbling]

Uh [laughs]

Ba ba! Ba ba ba! [all]

Ba! [singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.

5" in gibberish]

[drum riff]

# Ba-baa # [gulping]

Ah.

[whirring]

Ha ha.

[gulping]

Ah.

Ah, ba ba ba.

Oh? Huh? Huh? [groans]

Ba ba! [laughs]

- Ba ba! - Huh? Ha ha ha! Ha! Eee! Ba ba ba! Ba ba! Ba ba! Ba ba ba! [laughing]

Hmm.

Ba ba ba.

Ba ba ba? Oh? Ah! Ba ba! Oh? [mumbling]

Ba ba ba.

Ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba Ba ba Ba ba [laughs nervously]

Ba ba ba! Oh.

Ba ba ba.

Ba ba ba ba! Aah! Ba ba ba! [shouting]

[whimpering]

Aah! [shouting]

[shouting]

[crash]

Aah! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! [groaning]

A sad day for Sir Roland In the merry month of May Sir Roland, so unlucky - # He lost his # - Enough.

He lost his castle and his Uhh! Hmm? Hmm? Sorry, sir.

Smite me! Merry! Might this be the mighty Excalibur? [grunting]

[laughs]

You are the chosen one! It is said that he who holds the mighty sword shall rule the kingdom of Brittany! I knew that my luck would change! Let us march on the kingdom of Brittany.

Ha ha! Uh, um, uh, which way is Ba ba ba ba! Ba ba ba! - Huh? - Oh? What is this? Elf? Ba ba ba ba ba! Oh? Ba? Ba ba ba ba! [grunting]

He seems to speak the language of Brittany.

Huh? Huh? Brittanish.

Say there, which way takes us to Brittany? Ba ba ba! Ba? Say, back off! Ba ba ba ba! [laughing]

[wiggles tongue]

Gotcha! Lucky knight Sir Roland In the merry month of May So, which way To Brittany? Ba ba! Ba ba ba! Aagghh! I'll never find a way to the kingdom of Brittany! [whirring]

Hmm? [all]

Ba? This enchanted box has carried us directly to the kingdom of Brittany! Sir Roland and the magic box Have come to Brittany Uhh! Well met, crown Brittany-ishins.

Salute Sir Roland, your new sovereign, who holds Excalibur! Uh, uh Excalibur! [all groan]

Huh? Uhh! Ba ba ba! Ba ba ba ba ba! Aah! Hmm.

[blows raspberry]

[laughing]

[humming]

Uhh.

Huh? Hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Huh? Aah! [shouting]

Come back, you coward! [pounding, shouting]

[pounding]

[gulping]

Ba ba! Ha ha! No fortress can deny me! Huh? - Aah! - Ba ba! [laughing]

A sad and sorry end for a [laughing]

Huh? Ba ba ba! [laughing]

Minstrel, grab that devilish sword! Ba ba ba! Aah! [chuckling]

Aah! Oh? Ba ba ba.

Aah! Huh? Aah! No, no, no [thud]

Ugghh! Huh? Aah! [both yelling]

- I am blinded! - My Lord! [shouting, laughing]

Come back here, you, you coward! [neighing, blustering]

Let's do this thing! Ba ba ba! [shouting]

Ooh! Sorry, My Lord.

[shouting]

Attack! Ba ba ba! [laughing]

Hello? [groaning]

Aah! - Aah! - Huh? Aah! Ba ba! [shouting]

[whirring]

[shouting]

[laughing]

Ba ba! [shouting]

Huh? [shouting]

No! Ba ba! [gasps]

[both]

Ba.

Ba ba.

Ba ba ba ba.

[grunts]

I've got your back, sire! Aah! Oh! Aah! Uhh! Ba ba.

Huh? [both]

Huh? Aah! Well met, round, prickly spheres.

[electricity crackles]

[grunting]