01x18 - Fairy Tales on Earth

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[Rose] "Fairy Tales on Earth."

And then Travis punched,

and he got his fist stuck
in the troll's nostril!

-Whoa! [giggles]
-Wait. [stammers] A troll?

Like, from fairy tales?

Oh, um...

Oh, Dave, don't be silly.
Fred McTroll is a boy in Rose's class.

Uh, yeah, exactly! [chuckles]

That reminds me,
Travis' parents are coming over tonight.

They're bringing something special
for dinner.

Uh, please don't mention
Fred McTroll's nostrils to them.

Travis will get in trouble
if they find out.

[chuckles] Of course, Rose.
Your secret is safe with me.

[Vicky] ♪ I'm so evil, I'm so awesome ♪

♪ I'm so evil, I'm so awesome ♪

Nothing I love more than an evil plan.

Come out, Guardian of the Mirror.

Hey, girlie.

I'm a very important mirror.

It's way too early
for you to be waking me up. Hmph!

[Vicky] Don't care.
You're under my control.

Oh!

For the assignment,
send our team to Earth.

Send all teams to Earth.

No, our team!

[Cyrus] Hey, Vicky.

Cyrus, I'm doing important evil stuff,
don't mess it up.

[Magic Mirror] Mess up the evil stuff.

No! [grunts]
Mirror, do not mess up the evil stuff!

No take backs.

Wanna bet?

[groans]

For today's assignment,

each team will travel
to a different, strange kingdom

and then, bring back a sample of the food
that best represents it.

Now, class, I've brought in some
of the delicious treats from last year!

From Forest Land, Giant Slug Steak!

[all] Ew!

[Grandma Cinderella]
Fishbone sandwich from the Slime Kingdom.

[retching]

[Grandma Cinderella]
Ugh... Seafood surprise, I think.

-Ew!
-Yum!

And a heavy cream, butter and cheese...

Ugh, didn't anyone refrigerate this?

Ah! Papa Bear's porridge
from Goldilocks and the Three Bears!

-[gasps]
-Why's it sealed in a jar?

Because it's still much, much, much
too sweet to eat!

So cool!
Perfect for my Fairy Tale Collection!

All yours, Rose.

It's time.
I wonder what kingdom we'll get.

Hmm... Uh...

The Magic Mirror is acting a little weird.

Eh. It's always weird.

[squealing]

[barking, howling]

Mirror, could you please just tell
the teams where they're supposed to go?

Oh, um, Earth.

Yes! My hypnosis potion worked. [chuckles]

Earth? Earth isn't a magic kingdom!

There's no way we can send a team there.

Not just any team! All of them! Pronto!

Ugh.

Too dangerous!
We banished all of the villains to Earth.

But they don't have their powers there.

Still, there must be some mistake.

The Magic Mirror doesn't make mistakes!

This is my job, lady!

[Grandma Snow White]
It's time to begin the assignment

to bring back
a special food native to Earth.

As you all know,
Rose and Travis live on Earth.

I can't believe I'm saying this,
but follow Rose's lead.

So cool! I'm the leader?

[whooping] Yes! Follow me.

[laughs] Whoa! [grunts]

Well, that's a good start.

I'm opening the gate. Stand back, class.

Anyway, everyone, follow Travis' lead.

Wow, really?

Huh... Uh, okay. Well there's one thing
you need to know. Okay?

This is soda in a can. Never do this.

Ow!

[laughter]

[groans]

-You're not helping!
-[groaning]

[indistinct chattering]

[Rose] Come on, guys!

-I'm still worried about this.
-How bad can Earth be?

We made it!

[overlapping chatter]

[Rose] So am I the leader or what, guys?

[groans]

[Finn Whale] No thanks, Rose.
We'll manage!

Looks like Rose and Travis are all ours.

Oh, come on, Rose, you're from Earth.
What's your famous food?

No idea. There's a million things to eat
on this planet.

Think, Rose.

Um... cinnamon toast?

Ice cream? Burritos?

-You can get those anywhere.
-[gasps]

Speaking of food!

Ugh! Your Earth flies taste horrible!
Like... [retches]

...cinnamon toast!

Hello? Come out, witchy-witchy-witch!

Ugh, come on,
we've got the best evil stuff to do.

It'll be fun.

[gasps] Vicky?

Hello, Shortbread Witch.

Are you ready
to have your powers restored again?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, careful with this one.

These potions are a pain to make,

and they make my room smell
like Troll feet.

[gulping]

Wait, Vicky, how are you even here?

I got the whole class sent to Earth
for the food assignment.

The food assignment?

[cackles]

That gives me an evil idea.

[indistinct chatter]

Everyone's staring at us.

We must look just like
some Earth celebrities!

[clears throat] Fellow Earth-people,

I know you think I am one of your famous
whale-boy celebrity heroes--

It can talk! [screams]

[woman] Call the zoo! Or the army!

No! Call the zoo army!

Stay back. I'm an expert at self-defence.

The zoo army is here!

Everyone, calm down.
Animal control is on the job.

[man] That's right, man.

[laughs]

-That was weird, right?
-[chuckles]

[gibberish]

Fish eyes, bones,

strawberries, chicken feet,

bag of spiders,

wig, and of course,
super spicy chilli powder.

That's all the ingredients we need
for tonight's dinner!

Clara and Dave are gonna love
our awesome Earth chicken pie.

They'll want to invite us over again
and again and again!

We need a clue or something.

[gasps]

Oh! Yummy!

Hey, where did these cookies come from?

[slurps] Aw, gingerbread.
These cookies smell amazing.

Pinocchia, I don't think it's a good idea
to eat street cookies.

[Pinocchia] Oh! One bite couldn't hurt.

-A trail of cookies?
-We should follow it!

Uh, I don't know.

Odette, how do you find special foods
in strange lands?

By following a special trail
of strange food, obviously.

Makes sense to me.

[Odette] I don't know, you don't seem
like yourself all of a sudden, Pinocchia.

Oh, it looks like a bakery.

Well, the cookie trail ends here.

[Pinocchia] Let's go in!

Hello, dearies.

You're just in time to get baking!

Actually, we're looking for Earth food.

Ta-da!

[gasps] You're the Shortbread Witch!

Magic Oven, get them!

[growls]

Whoa.

Whoa!

[exhales] What happened?

Oh, no.

[cackles] You came looking for Earth food,

but you became Earth food instead!
[laughs]

[Pinocchia] Let us out!

Restaurants, supermarkets,
there's too many.

I've got it. What about apples? Huh?

Wow, that costume party was great!

Those monsters are kidnapping
a princess! Attack!

Oh, Hawk! People here dress up
like monsters for fun!

That's crazy talk.

[Rose] Stop, Astoria!

Why?

Uh... Nothing!

Just thought you'd be happier
standing next to me. [chuckles]

-Oh!
-[groans] Crazy girl.

-[indistinct chattering]
-[gasps]

-[woman] It's moving!
-[Joy] Yummers!

-[people retching]
-Come here.

Uh... What's wrong, Travis?

Rose! We gotta get off the street!

Okay, follow me. I know where to go.

[gasping]

Rose, our best customer.

Sale today, 50 percent off.

Oh, yes! Oh...

No. No. No time for that today.

[Astoria] Why are we here?

This doesn't like a good place
to find the special Earth food.

Being in a shoe store
just helps me think, that's all.

This world is crazy.
I don't know how you can stand it.

You know, Rose, now that I've seen Earth,

[muffles] I have a newfound respect
for you.

Really?

[muffles] For me?

Yes.

You've been taking care of us
since we got here.

You're amazing, Rose.

[chuckles]

Is that Rose? Out of school? With a boy?

Talking with her mouth full?

[scoff] Come on, Dave. It couldn't be!

Oh, I guess you're right.
But wow, she did look like Rose.

Yay! Delicious gingerbread cookies!

Good thing we're following
this trail of food.

It's sure to lead us
to that special earth food.

Makes sense to me! [chuckles]

[Gerald] The trail leads right... there!

Hello, dearies.

Come for my world-famous cookies?

World-famous?

Um, can you get them on any other world?

Nope, only here. Take a deep whiff.

They do smell good! Smells like... swan?

[sniffs] Yeah, with a hint of...

-Whale. Ha-ha!
-Huh?

[growls]

No!

-[growls]
-[laughs]

[Swan Girl] Let's try down here,
there are lots of places to eat.

-Huh?
-Huh.

How suspicious.

My warrior instinct tells me
that something is not right in the bakery.

I must investigate!

Hello, sweetie.

-Can I--?
-[sniffs]

Why does your store
smell like swan and whale?

Uh... It's my perfume. [chuckles]

It's called, uh... Swale.

-[grunting]
-[gasps]

Fan Magic! Throw down my enemies! Hyah!

[groaning]

Your fighting spirit is... [grunts] weak!

[groaning]

You must be the Shortbread Witch!

I'm impressed! You're good.

But powerful warriors
make delicious cookies!

I will get you, you ugly witch.

-[growls]
-Huh?

[screams]

This is getting crowded.

I wonder where the other teams are.

Huh?

-[barking]
-[Astoria] What's wrong, Vidal?

Oh, I'm sorry, my dog...

[grunts]

Cookie!

Huh? Monster cookies!

-That can only mean one thing.
-The Shortbread Witch. After them!

[all] Huh? [screaming]

Yeah! Let's go!

-[barking]
-There's more! We'll have to split up!

-[gasps, screams]
-Snow Magic! Make frozen desserts!

Man, those cookies can run.

[grunts]

Where are you going, little guy?

[gasps]

-[Rose] Travis!
-Huh?

[gasps] Mm-mm.

Uh, yeah, Rose?

Uh... [chuckles]

[stammers] Weight training!
Tryouts are next week.

Uh, good luck?

[grunts]

Ha-ha!

[both gasp]

[Hawk] Typical cowardly cookies.

Snow Magic!

Make some nice ice cubes cookies!

Whoa.

[laughter]

[groaning]

[Hawk screams]

[chuckles]

One more left! You're not getting away!

I want those!

[groans]

-They got away!
-Oh!

[gasps] Wait, I just remembered.

Gingerbread bakery.
Our gingerbread cookies are magical.

The gingerbread bake shop!
It's gotta be where it's going!

[barking]

[Astoria] There he is, we almost got him!

[all] Oh!

[grunts] Sorry!

[grunts] Huh?

-Oh, my!
-Oh, the food.

Stay there! I'll get it!

[laughing]

[both] Huh? [panting]

-Ha-ha!
-What's this I found?

-Ooh!
-This is it! The special food from Earth!

Are you sure?

It's disgusting and smelly, like Earth!

-And I'm sick of looking!
-Works for me!

But we can't take this.
It belongs to someone else.

No, take it! Take it!
Otherwise, I'll have to eat it!

Okay, please, just, just--
I'll cover for you! Go! Go!

Uh, okay.

[gasps] Awesome!
Now let's meet up with others.

[both giggle]

[sighs]

Help! Let us out.

[panting]

What's up?

[squealing]

The Shortbread Witch is inside

and Gigi said he heard the other teams
shouting from inside her oven!

We must rescue them with maximum valor!

Wait. What if...

[laughs]

...we made a plan?

Villain, release our friends!

I'll think about it.

[gasps] It's a trap!

-[Rose] Ouch!
-[screaming]

[Hawk] Don't worry, guys! I'll save you!

-What can we do?
-Let's cut the power!

I got this!

[growls]

Yes, I did it! Ha-ha! [grunts]

-I'm good. [groans] No, I'm not.
-Let's go!

-Ha-ha!
-[yelling]

Ready for seconds? Ha!

Ah, you are terrible heroes.

[gasps] Not my nose! Get them off!
Get them off! Get them off!

Fools!

Do you really think you can stop me
for long? I will destroy you!

[Joy gasps]

-[Finn laughs]
-[gasps]

[all cheering]

You evil witch. Turn them back!

[laughs]

[growls]

[all gasp]

Yes! Now you will pay.

[Astoria] I've gotcha!

[screaming]

Astoria! Do something!

What can we do?

[Rose] I've got it! Papa Bear's porridge!

This stuff is so sweet
it even scared granny!

It's too sweet!

No!

This porridge is too sweet!

[all retching]

-[man] What is that?
-[students cheering]

[Astoria] Awesome, Rose! Whoo-hoo!

-Rose, you saved me again!
-Oh. [chuckles]

You saved me first!

Let's get home
before something worse happens.

-Run, run!
-[man] There they are!

[man 2 shouting] All of you!
Whatever you are!

Earth is more dangerous
than a pit full of fun animals!

Yeah. And we survived it.

Awesome, right? [laughs] Whoo!

Well, everyone made it back in one piece.

I guess my mirror was right after all.
Earth was the perfect challenge.

Wait till you see the food I found.

Ugh!

[Travis] That looks like my parents'
special chicken pie!

-Ugh!
-Ew!

[Travis, Rose gasping] No, no, no!

What do we have here?

Good thing I brought take out today!

Uh, here's our assignment. Pizza!

Hmm. Not bad, Rose!

[chuckles]

[overlapping chatter]

[chuckles]

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