01x14 - The Legedary Iron Fan

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[Rose] The Legendary IronFan.

In ballroom dancing,
the gown is as important as your legs.

It's the gown
that gives you grace and beauty.

Trust the gown.

Uh, okay, Headmistress Cinderella,

but-- but I find it hard to believe
that the gown does all that.

You question the gown?

Well, I question your legs.

In fact, I want all the boys
to remove them-- right now.

Whoa, whoa, remove what now?

-Your legs! Off with them!
-Huh?

-Chop-chop!
-Uh.

-[Travis] Uh.
-Huh?

[chuckles] Just kidding.

[sighs]

Without my legs I couldn't wear pants!

[Travis grunts]

Or walk.

Hey, you're right!
Wow, legs are super important!

[waltz music playing]

[Rose chuckles] Huh?

[gasps]

Granny, why is this dress
different than the others?

Ah, yes, that was a gift
from an old friend of mine,

Princess IronFan.

-It was so many years ago.
-Oh, no way!

I want to meet her so badly!

I'd be like, "Hey, IronFan,
you're super awesome and stuff!"

And she'd be like,
[in high-pitched voice] "I know, right?

Let's be best friends forever!"
[squeals, laughs]

[laughs]

Okay, class.

[waltz music continues]

Joy, your pace is all off.

Have you tried not being a frog?

[croaking]

-[whistles]
-[all] Huh?

That's it for today.

We'll all meet up in the Dragon Arena
later for the track and field contest.

That gives me an evil idea. [laughs]

[Travis] Ooh, yay.

Hmm. Hmm.

Being evil, it wouldn't do to compete
at track and field fairly.

-We'll set a trap!
-[gasps]

With evil lawn furniture?

Ugh. These are cannons!
They're going to sh**t fireworks!

I love fireworks! Can we set some off now?

-Careful!
-[cannon explodes]

-[fireworks crackling]
-Oh!

Was that me?

-[fireworks whistling]
-[sniffs]

I don't know
about this inter-school competition thing.

Come on, guys, this is the perfect chance
to cut loose as a team.

Well, we won't just be competing
with our own classmates for once.

[Rose] See, Regal Academy pride!
How cool is that?

-Yeah!
-[mouse laughs]

Dear students, today we will complete

our annual inter-school
track and field competition.

-Ooh.
-[indistinct chattering]

Like everything,
this competition is graded.

So if Regal Academy loses, you all fail.

Have fun.

Now meet your competition!

[Travis] Who sets up a tent in the middle
of someone else's school? Circus clowns?

Greetings from Shan Academy.

We are honored to compete
against your legendary school.

Oh, thank you.

As our guest,
please choose the first contest.

We choose, uh, dragon archery.

[Rose] Whoo-hoo! Let's go!

-[cheering]
-[laughing]

[grunts]

Whoa.

Ah, Joy! For once you have perfect form.

-Yeah! I've got perfect control today.
-[frog croaks]

Over everything except your frog curse.

Luckily, I have the reflexes of-- oh!
[groans]

Whoo-hoo! [laughs]

Bull's-eye!

[groans]

[groans] Huh...?

[grunts]

[crowd gasps] Whoa!

Whoa, she's beautiful!

And she beat us all!

Yeah, isn't it great?

[grunts] Hmm...?

-[Travis groans]
-[crowd laughs]

[grunts]

Coach Beast,
please choose the second challenge.

Hmm.

Granny, who was that archer?

That was IronFan LingLing,

the granddaughter of my old friend,
IronFan.

[gasps] So cool!

How about... fairy wrestling?

Ready.

[grunts]

Oh, LingLing,
can I have your autograph, please?

Your grandmother is my favorite!

You have managed to score against me.

I'm impressed. But, you failed to pin me.

-[LingLing grunts]
-[Rose groans]

Okay. [groans]

Yeah, so, could I get an autograph?

[growls]

Next event, burrito-eating contest!

[Beast chuckles]

-[chomping]
-[pig grunts]

[squeals]

[moans] Burrito belly!

-Ooh...!
-[chomps]

[exhales]

The trick
is to clench your stomach muscles

to crush the food and push out the...

[belches]

So beautiful.

-Snap out of it!
-Humph.

Okay, she's super-skilled
and super-cute.

-But she can't beat me in brute strength!
-[gasps]

He's just looking for a reason
to talk to LingLing.

[giggles]

[Travis] Bring out your strongest--

[groans] Huh?

Oh! Uh... ahem.

Where are all the other students?

I am the only student here
from Shan Academy.

What?

Well then, sorry
to have to tell you, but I am here to--

Hey, what are you doing?

Practicing calligraphy.

Wow.

Wow! No way!

Is-- is that brush
made with glamour-weasel hair?

Those brushes are incredibly rare.

Yes, I made the brush myself.
I raise glamour weasels.

-[weasel chattering]
-[laughs]

[sighs]

So is it time for the next event?

Oh. Uh, yes.

Uh, it's the... the throwing competition.

It's against me. [chuckling]

Hmm.

LingLing has chosen the javelin.

What a joke!
Even a butterfly can throw a javelin.

Hey. Lay off her, Grandpa.
She's just a girl.

Hey, LingLing, watch this!

[mutters] He is my rival,
why does he smile at me?

[grunts]

[laughs] Ha. Huh?

-Wow.
-Whoa.

Negative two meters.

[grunts]

LingLing is the winner!

-Uh.
-I knew it would be foolish

to challenge a mighty Beast head-on,

so I picked the lightest item
expecting exactly this result.

I think that's the first time
a girl's ever complimented me.

Why, just yesterday,
I said you smelled like slug snot.

-Slug snot is delicious!
-[Travis] Okay...

Now the hurdles.

Leave the hopping to me.

[crowd cheers]

[Joy] Frog Magic!

[croaks]

Oh, yay.
Being a frog will finally be useful.

Ready, set...

Oh.

Yes, Joy! Go, go, go!

Oh, wow, Joy is amazing!

[croaks]

[grunts]

[groans]

Everyone knows frogs have no endurance.
That's why we don't ride them.

[growls]

Humph!

Hmm.

And now for a test of the mind...
the speed reading!

Begin!

Huh?

[fluttering]

Ah!

Nice page flipping!
Getting breezy here! Ha-ha.

You ruined the books.
A most shameful mistake.

LingLing wins!

[groans]

Don't worry, Astoria,
you'll always be number one in my book!

-[groans]
-See what I did there?

[indistinct chattering]

[croaks]

LingLing is strong,
fast and deviously clever.

She found all of our weaknesses.

We must find hers.

-[croaking]
-[squeaking]

[Rose] Hmm.

Hmm.

Can I go inside?

I've always wanted to see
the famous ballroom at Regal Academy.

Hmm.

It is as amazing as they say.

Oh, so beautiful.
I've never seen anything like them.

[gasps] Mmm.

Oh. [giggles]

[chuckles] We've found her weakness.

The tough warrior
loves frilly, girly dresses.

With nothing but training and fighting,
I'm missing all the fun in life.

[sighs] Oh.

[groans, gasps]

Aren't these dresses awesome?

You should totally try one on.

I'll bet you'd look beautiful.

No. At our school
there is a strict dress code.

Or rather, a "no-dress" code.

[gasps]

That's the most horrible thing
I've ever heard.

Then what do you wear
to your dances and ba*ls?

We don't have dances or ba*ls.

They are a sign of weakness.

[gasps]

LingLing... [gasps]

I just wish there was something
I could do to make you feel better.

[gasps]

No-- no one
has ever said that to me. I...

[LingLing] I have to go.

Oh...!

-[frog croaks]
-[mouse squeaks]

Okay, she may be incredible at everything,

but there's no way
she's better than me with a sword.

And just in case,
I have a trick up my sleeve.

[panting] Sorry I'm late.

It's cool. Attack!

[yelling]

[both grunt]

-[Hawk laughs]
-Huh?

[chuckles]

[gasps] So cool!

Oh, I could do that.

If I had a sword and knew how to fence.

And wasn't allergic
to being stabbed. [chuckles]

[both grunting]

[chuckles] You're not bad,
but I have a secret.

I'm not really left-handed!

Well, I am left-handed.

And right-handed.

[Hawk groans]

-[crowd sighs]
-Looks like the relay is our last chance.

Why did Coach Beast choose Rose
for the last leg of the Red Riding Relay?

Rose, I'm adding this
to your relay basket.

It's a folding fan once owned by IronFan.

If you win the race, you can keep it
for your fairy tale collection.

[squeals]

That answer your question?

Don't worry, Rose,
I'll take care of our plan.

You'll win for sure.

On your marks!

Get set...

Roar!

[groans]

[panting]

[boy] Hooray, come on!

-[boy] Come on, you can do it!
-As much as I hate to help you,

don't worry, LingLing is finished!

[boy] Go, go, go!

[crowd cheering]

Huh? [moans]

Come on, light!

Oh, what's that?

-Huh?
-Oh, no!

-LingLing, look out!
-[panting]

Trying to trick me?
No, I will win for the honor of my school!

[panting]

Come on, come on, come on.

[whistling]

No!

[fireworks popping]

Huh?

[gasps]

[groans]

You saved my life!

Uh... just trying to help. [chuckles]

I was wrong to focus only on winning.

And I was wrong to ignore your warning.

From now on, I will trust you.

But the race isn't over.
Why don't we finish it?

[chuckles]

[both panting]

I hope our plan works.

Snow Magic!

[chuckles]

[gasps]

[gasps]

Me, too! Me, too!

[both moan]

Rose, run! The finish line, remember?

[thinking] No, LingLing should win.
And she trusts me.

[Rose] No! Wait! Stop!

Hey, what's going on?

Uh, I realized frilly gowns
were your weakness

so we decided to distract you.

[sighs] But you deserve to win.

I'm impressed.

No one has ever discovered my weakness,

that I want to be a strong warrior,
and also to wear frilly gowns.

But my school won't allow it.

Then you should join our school.

And we could paint together.
I mean, if you want.

Oink, and you could teach us...

-How to choke down... [retches]
-More burritos!

We'd love to have a strong warrior
like you on our team.

Hey, she's my top student!

If I go back without her,
I'll be out of a job.

Then why don't you
just come here and teach?

Oh.

I hear you have dances and ba*ls?

I am honored that you invited me,

and very grateful.

But before I accept,
there is one thing I must do.

-Oh!
-[LingLing chuckles]

-[Rose grunts]
-[thumps]

Huh?

-Rose wins!
-[crowd cheering]

Does this mean I get to keep the fan?

So, IronFan, is it okay
if your granddaughter joins our school?

Ah, yes! She's already a great warrior.

Now she must become a great person.

To do that, she must broaden her horizons.

And now, introducing the newest student
at Regal Academy, LingLing!

Come on, LingLing, this your first step
to a beautiful dress-filled future!

[giggles]

[yelps]

Ah! It's good, it's all good,

everyone faceplants their first time.
I totally did!

[all sigh]

[Rose] My second time, too.
Ooh, and third.

Fourth wasn't too bad.
Fifth was on the stairs. Ow! [laughing]

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