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01x12 - Pumpkins and Dragons

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Regal Academy". Aired: August 13, 2016.*
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A girl finds a magic key and falls into Fairytale Land, and attends Regal Academy, a school for the children of fairytales.

01x12 - Pumpkins and Dragons

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♪ Living a fairy tale ♪

♪ Side by side, together forever ♪

♪ Life is cool ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪

♪ Light your sparkle
Make it shine and live the magic ♪

♪ You know you're gonna make it ♪

♪ Step by step, we will grow up together ♪

♪ Friends are great
This is Regal Academy ♪

♪ Find the key, unlock your dreams
And live the magic ♪

♪ The door is open ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪

[Rose]
"Pumpkins and Dragons."

[Rose] ♪ And I'm cleaning
I'm cleaning ♪

[humming]

Granny Cinderella is going to be so happy
I cleaned her office.

Now she can focus on important stuff
like matching shoes. [giggles]

What is that?

[gasps] So cool!

This has to be the White Rabbit's
pocket watch from Alice in Wonderland.

Wow! Granny's always talking about it.

Huggy, huggy, huggy!

[Cinderella] Rose, your ride is here,

and it's eating my pumpkins.

Right, gotta get back to the portal
and get home.

Coming!

[Rose] Uh, sorry.

Got a late start 'cause I had to go
to the little girls' room, uh, a lot.

Hmm?

-[Hawk] Nice to see you, too.
-[chuckles]

Better hurry home to Earth.

Stay too long
and you'll turn into a pumpkin.

Yeah, and then my mission dragon
might eat you.

[chuckles]
That only happens in fairy tales.

I didn't know dragons ate pumpkins.

Pumpkins keep me regular.

[chuckles] Me, too.

I can't wait to get home and try it.

Um, ew.

Any excuse to eat pumpkin pie, right?
[giggles]

Bye, Grandma. See you tomorrow.

Bye-bye, dear.

-Let's fly--
-[burps]

[kids] Huh?

-Uh...
-[sniffs] Yum!

Smells like pumpkin pie.

-[sniffs] Ah!
-[retches]

[Hawk] Well, I'm never eating
pumpkin pie again.

Do me a favor
and don't ruin apple pie for me.

[Clara] Rose?

Rose, you're late!

-Do you have any idea what time it is?
-[gasps]

I'm gonna be late! Ah!

I need my books. Where are my books?
My comb? My troll repellent?

Gigi, the time.

[screaming]

[groaning]

I'm late, so late! [panting]

Gotta hurry, gotta hurry!

Okay, no problem, just gotta get
to the gate, use the magic key.

Say the magic words right
for sure this time,

-and I'll be there before I know it.
-[grunts]

[campus dragon] What's that smell?

If I didn't know better,
I'd say the school smelled

like dragon belches, or... pumpkins?

Whatever it is,
it's affecting the whole school.

We better tell Headmistress Cinderella.

[barks]

-Oh, my frog.
-Here comes Rose.

-Huh?
-Huh?

I'm so late!

And falling from the sky.

How hard is it to remember
the magic words?

[Rose screaming]

Thank frog. That was lucky.

-[groans]
-[Astoria] Hey.

Maybe Rose knows what's going on
with all the pumpkins.

[Travis] Somehow, I doubt it.

Huh. So, hey. [chuckles]

Uh. Oh. Wow!

Uh...

Were the buildings always pumpkins,
or is that new?

New.

Uh, cool. [laughs]

[Astoria] So, Rose,
you know anything about this?

Sorry, Pumpkin Magic doesn't give me
any supersecret knowledge

-of giant pumpkin-related happenings!
-[Hawk] Rose!

Headmistress Cinderella,
this is inexcusable!

Granny?

How could you forget something
so incredibly important?

But I didn't forget.
I swear, Snow White, I set my alarm.

Grandma!

The school is turning into pumpkins.

Oh, really?

Wow, I totally didn't notice
the giant pumpkins everywhere!

But why?

Well, Rose, years ago, the academy
was made out of pumpkins using magic.

But like the spell that made my carriage,
this one also wears off after a time.

And when the clock ticks zero,
your grandmother has to renew the spell.

-But she forgot.
-[sighs]

But I know I set my alarm.

Your alarm?

Hey! The watch isn't working.
Where is the cover?

[gasps]

Let me see that.

Hmm.

-Ew!
-Ah!

-[Rose] Magnified grannyface!
-In my expert opinion,

this watch has been hugged to death.

[gasps]

[all gasp]

Oh...

[humming]

Is this?

No, it couldn't be.

But what if it is?

Uh-oh!

[LeFrog] This is quite a disaster.

[Snow White] How could it happen?

-It was me.
-Huh?

[all gasping]

-Rose...
-I said I did it.

The truth is I'm the one
who broke the watch.

Rose! Oh, I should have known!

My frog. How irresponsible.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.

Well, this is disappointing,
but it isn't the time to cast blame.

You're only saying that
because it's your fault and Rose's fault!

Be that as it may,
we need to recast the spell,

and that means we need a gigantic pumpkin.

And it can't be rotten
or anything less than perfect condition.

Why can't we just use that one?

[shrieks] What's happening?

[whimpering]

[Cinderella] You'll see...

Uh, do all magic pumpkins collapse
into goo when they die?

No. Some explode.

[screams]

Uh, look. Some of these other pumpkins
are really big

-and seem okay. [giggles]
-Huh?

[kids sigh]

[Astoria] They look okay, but--

Yes! We finally get to taste
the legendary giant pumpkins!

[Travis] But they're being
messily devoured by pigs.

[Cinderella] This is getting us nowhere.

We need a fresh pumpkin!
Let's call an assembly!

[Rose] Yes, let's!

[Cinderella] Um, Rose,
I was talking to the other teachers.

[Rose] I knew that.

[girl] Do you have any idea
what's really happening here?

Students, may I have your attention?

[chatter]

Attention, students, attention!

[chatter continues]

[roars]

[screaming, gasping]

[roaring]

It is a bit of a crisis,
so this assignment is crucial.

Now, then,

whichever team brings us
a colossal pumpkin will get an A

to replace their lowest grade
of the semester.

Whoo-hoo! Shampurfulous!

-Questions?
-Excuse me.

I don't have a team yet.

My name is Alicia.

Wonderful. I've heard you're as clever
as your grandfather, Puss in Boots.

Thank you.

[laughs]

And we can use all the help we can get.
Join Chad and Brad Charming's team.

-Uh... hey.
-Oh. Hi.

Puss in Boots
is like the best fairy tale ever!

This hug will be just the thing
to get my mojo back! [giggles]

I think Rose is feeling a little better.

Hello, guys.

[laughing]

I think she's coming to see me, Chad.

But you know I'm the one girls love.

Wait, I'm not Chad, you are.

Mmm... Uh, then who's Brad?

[Rose laughing]

-Hi, Kitten in Boots!
-Hi.

Now, students, get out there
and find that pumpkin.

If we don't recast the spell by midnight,
the school will be lost forever!

[cackles]

-Huh?
-Huh?

Uh, I'm just superhappy
that we get to save the academy.

Good for you, Vicky.

Why can't you all be like Vicky?

[Astoria] All right, team,
Rose is our pumpkin expert,

so she'll take the lead.

I am? I mean, I am!

[chatter]

[giggles]

[Hawk] All right, Rose,
let's see what you can do.

Pumpkin Magic!

-[engine revving]
-[Travis] A mower?

Pumpkin Magic!

You have Pumpkin Magic.
Can't you just create a giant pumpkin?

I guess it doesn't work that way.
I can only turn pumpkins into other stuff.

I wonder what the new girl is doing.

-Uh...
-Hey.

-[scoffs]
-[Brad] Aw, you scared them off.

Boys...

we need a plan.

[giggles]

Here we go!

What a day. [grunts] Hey!

Girl, have you lost it?

You realize I'm a dragon, right?

Do you know what I could do to you?

Well, whatever it is,
please don't throw a giant pumpkin at me.

I'm incredibly allergic.

You are?

Ha! Then I'm going to fly
around the world,

grab the biggest pumpkin I can find,
and hit you in the face with it!

[Brad] Wait. What did you just do?

[Chad] Nothing good.

We'd better get out of here. Oh, no!

Say hello to my little friend!

Arms up!

[all grunting]

-[chuckling]
-Thanks!

[gasps] You tricked me!

I'm telling everyone
about your shenanigans.

Next time you hit a dragon
in the face with a rock,

we're going to ignore you.

So there!

-[boys grunt]
-[Brad] Let's roll!

[Chad] Yes, Chad!

The teachers are going to be so psyched
when I give them this.

No, I'm Brad, and I'm going to give it.

[chuckles]

[Vicky] Time for an unfortunate accident.

-[groans]
-Huh?

[Chad] Sleepy time.

[Brad] Is that my pillow?

Huh?

Whoa! No, no, no!

[grunts, groans]

[Chad yelping]

Oh, no!

[Chad] Maybe I can tape it.

Well, that was typical.

Alicia is brilliant.

We need her help.

Keep your hair on!

Travis, Hawk and Joy all have great ideas
for growing big pumpkins.

[Hawk] There's nothing a Snow White
can't grow with a magic apple tree.

[grunts] My magic apple pumpkins,
so delicious.

Ah.

If this doesn't make a big pumpkin,
nothing will.

[Astoria] Okay, I have no idea
what Joy's doing.

[kisses]

Uh, what?

Hey, girls!

-[giggles]
-[Travis] Um, everything under control.

I've got a big pumpkin! [screaming]

Whoa, look out! Look out! Look out!

[groans]

[Astoria] What team thought summoning
that thing was a good idea?

Well, it's a pumpkin... kind of.

-[screaming]
-[pumpkin laughing]

Okay, so we're in trouble.

I'm not giving up! Hold on.

Grandma, is there any way I could get
a spell to make giant pumpkins?

The Cinderella family dragon
is the source of our Pumpkin Magic,

and even she cannot do this.

[roars, bellows]

[Joy] What was that?

Uh, Rose?
Just thought of something.

The Cinderella guardian dragon
is sworn to protect Regal Academy

from all dangers.

[roars]

Okay, Astoria. What's your point?

[shuddering]

You kinda just destroyed the whole school.

You. You have done
what armies could not!

You have destroyed Regal Academy,
and you will pay!

I know. It's my fault the spell broke,

and I'll do anything to fix it!

Please!

-[dragon growling]
-I don't think she's listening.

-[roars]
-[kids screaming]

[Travis] Whew! That was close!

We better get out of here.
Where's the forge dragon?

There!

-[groans]
-[Joy] He doesn't look so good.

Quick. We can't fly mission dragons
without our regal armor.

Okay. But get closer.

I can't get up.

Wait. Don't you want any food?

No. [groans] I'm too full of pumpkin.

[breathing heavily]

[Hawk] That pumpkin pie smell...

He wouldn't...

-[screams]
-[Rose] Yummy!

[whistles]

[Hawk] This is the fastest way to put some
distance between us and Regal Academy.

[Rose] I'm sure we'll have better luck
finding a big pumpkin

-off school grounds anyway.
-[dragons groaning]

You guys didn't pig out, too, did you?

Um... kind of. [groans]

[all screams]

-[Astoria] Look out!
-[grunts]

It's the Cinderella dragon! Hurry!

[roars]

-[Travis] We gotta get to the dragons!
-[grunts]

Cool as ice.

[screams]

I've got it! Hyah!

[Joy yells]

Let's go!

[Rose] Come on.
We can draw her away from the others.

-[Astoria] Now's our chance!
-[groans]

[groaning]

[Astoria] Everyone, regroup!

[Rose] Uh, what she said!

[Travis] Okay, so now what?

She's still up here with us
and she's still superscary!

-[Rose whimpers]
-[Astoria] It's a guardian dragon, right?

It won't get far from the school.

We can go into town.
I just need one thing.

[boy 1] Take cover! Dragon attack!

[boy 2] Dragon!

[Alicia screaming] What are you doing?

[Hawk] All right, everyone,
let's make a beeline for town!

[Travis gulps] I sure hope
you're right about this, Astoria.

Move!

[grunts, groans]

[Rose] It worked!
The Cinderella dragon is turning back.

Uh, Rose, why are you kidnapping me?

We need you to talk to your grandfather.

If anyone can come up
with a giant pumpkin, he can.

You don't need me to get his help.
He loves the school.

[sighs] You just wanted a Kitten-in-Boots
team-up, didn't you?

[Rose giggles] Uh, kinda.

[Alicia] Just do me a favor
and stop giggling about it.

Grandpa, we need your help.
The school is turning back into pumpkins.

What? Ridiculous!

How? Who did this thing?

Uh... [giggles]

Long story. Do you have any idea
where we could find a giant pumpkin?

Ha! I'm the one who found
a colossal pumpkin the first time.

I just threw a rock at a dragon and--

Tried it. Pumpkin got smashed.

Well, do it again.

A dragon figured out the trick.

Well, I'm out of ideas.

You can't be out of ideas.
You're Puss in Boots!

Hmm...

Yeah, isn't there a spell
we can use to make one?

Listen. Cinderella magic
needs real pumpkins,

pumpkins that were grown from real seeds.

Oh, that's the answer!

-Of course. Thank you so much!
-[groans]

Come on, everyone.

-[groaning]
-[Rose] Pumpkins away!

Yes, yes, yes!

[Travis] Did I miss something?

Mr. Boots just gave me a great idea.

You're gonna love this.

Looks like you inspired Rose.

Did you do that on purpose, Grandpa?

Uh... yes? Yes! Yes!
The great Puss in Boots does it again.

Ow!

Pumpkin seeds!
I grabbed them for souvenirs.

We can just grow a pumpkin.

Rose, it would take 100 years
to grow a colossal pumpkin.

Not if we have help... from a giant.

[Astoria] A giant with awesome hair!

[Travis] Uh, Beanstalk Castle?

We don't need beans.

Oh, look, it's my nice friends
from Regal Academy.

Astoria, how have you been?

Your hair looks amazing.
Like butter.

Hairy butter.

Really? Aw, thanks.

Here's some conditioner
made out of pumpkin goop.

We have plenty of it.

Enough with the hair!
We have to save the school!

Uh, mm?

Mr. Giant, in Jack and the Beanstalk,
the colossal beanstalk grew overnight.

Do you know how?

Hmm. Probably the magic fertilizer
I sprinkle everywhere.

So cool! Can we have some?

I'll trade you for a giant-sized batch
of that pumpkin conditioner.

-[Astoria] Sure!
-[Giant] Catch.

Oh! [grunts]

Like I said, we have plenty.

When did you make all of this?

[Cinderella] All right, class,
everyone give Rose some space.

This is so gonna work!

[Cinderella]
Um, make that a lot of space.

[gasps]

[all chattering]

Yes!

[Cinderella] For a touch of magic.

Pumpkin Magic, pumpkin rule...

[grunts]

Are you sure you remember the spell,
Cinderella?

My fairy godmother
would never let me forget it.

I'm just not as young as I used to be.

[Clara] I'll help!

-[crowd murmuring]
-[girl] Who is that?

Mom!

Clara, you are not allowed in here.

I figured this had happened,
so I came to help.

Rules are rules.

Oh, stuff it, Snow White!

It's Cinderella magic,
and Clara is a Cinderella.

Frankly, I'm getting old.

I need all of the help I can get. Rose?

-[Joy] Go for it, Rose.
-[Cinderella] Now repeat after me.

Pumpkin magic, pumpkin rule
Turn my pumpkin into a school.

[Rose] Pumpkin magic, pumpkin rule
Turn my pumpkin into a school.

[Clara] Pumpkin magic, pumpkin rule
Turn my pumpkin into a school.

Ya!

-[screams]
-Vicky!

[Vicky] Pumpkin?

-[groans]
-[Cyrus] Uh, Vicky?

No good.
We need to focus our energy.

Focus won't help if we're not in sync.

Oh, there's gotta be something I can do.

[groans]

[gasps] I know! Group hug!

[all] Huh?

It's working.

It's working!

[Cinderellas] Pumpkin magic, pumpkin rule
Turn my pumpkin into a school.

[all cheering]

[Cinderellas] Pumpkin magic, pumpkin rule
Turn my pumpkin into a school.

[all cheering]

-[Rose] Whoo!
-[Cinderella] Ha! We did it.

Rose, I'm impressed.
You really saved the day.

From now on, I'll just write the date
on my calendar,

which means I won't be needing this.

[gasps] Perfect for my collection!

[gasps]

Oh, no, Rose, look out!

[Travis]
It's the Cinderella guardian dragon.

-[Joy] Rose, be careful.
-[growls]

[all gasping]

Hmm?

[Travis] She hugged the guardian dragon?

-[Rose giggles]
-Rose, you're something else.

♪ I hugged a dragon
I hugged a dragon ♪

[giggling]

[chuckling, grunts]

Well, looks like everything's back
to normal.

Yes. Yes, it is.

♪ Regal Academy ♪

♪ The story's just begun
It's magic powers, friends and fun ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪

♪ Regal Academy
Is just a magic whole new world ♪

♪ The dreams are right beyond that door ♪

♪ So place your hand in mine
We're gonna shine ♪

♪ We're gonna fly, we'll touch the sky ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪