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01x11 - The Bad Wolf's Great Fall

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Regal Academy". Aired: August 13, 2016.*
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A girl finds a magic key and falls into Fairytale Land, and attends Regal Academy, a school for the children of fairytales.

01x11 - The Bad Wolf's Great Fall

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♪ Living a fairy tale ♪

♪ Side by side, together forever ♪

♪ Life is cool ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪

♪ Light your sparkle
Make it shine and live the magic ♪

♪ You know you're gonna make it ♪

♪ Step by step, we will grow up together ♪

♪ Friends are great
This is Regal Academy ♪

♪ Find the key, unlock your dreams
And live the magic ♪

♪ The door is open ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪

[Rose]
"The Bad Wolf's Great Fall."

[yawns]

Rose, what are you doing here so early?

I couldn't be late for the big
treasure hunt, so I slept here.

[giggles] Well, dear, let me give you
some treasure hunting advice.

People always miss
what's right in front of them.

Oh!

[Hawk humming]

♪ An apple a day
Keeps the Seven Dwarves away ♪

[both giggling]

Huh? Hey, Hawk, you always this early?

Yep. Save two damsels a day before class.
Keeps me limber.

Sounds awesome.

I wish I could be a hero.

A hero just has to be brave
and have a good heart.

You've got it covered.

Okay! Today is gonna be awesome!

[Vicky] Huh!
Today is going to be awesomely evil!

[groans]

Now, it's time for the next stage
of my insanely evil plan.

Cyrus, sneak up
and put the dragon to sleep.

Sure, Vicky, whatever.

Here, dragon. Nice dragon.

[sniffing]

[screams]

[groans, grunts]

Yes! She fell right asleep.

[sniffs] Hey, wow,
something smells awesome.

Aah... [gasps]

[snoring]

Ooh, I want to smell the awesome.

[Vicky] Ruby, be smart for once.

[Ruby yelps]

With this, I should be able to summon
a superevil villain from Earth.

[giggles]

-I think it's working.
-Oh, I can taste the evil.

[Vicky] Here it comes!

[both gasp]

-[both groan]
-Nothing ever works. Ugh!

Wow? You're... superevil?

Evil? [laughs]

Oh, dear...
[voice deepens] you have no idea.

[girls gasping, screaming]

You're the Bad Wolf!

[giggles] Really evil!

Yes! And now my powers have returned.

Your power is that you can turn
into a little old lady?

[grunts]

Yes. And this.

[Ruby screaming]

[thuds]

[sighs] Thank you.

Now, Mr. Bad Wolf,
let me tell you the plan.

Plan? My plan is revenge.

I've been stuck on Earth
as a little old lady for years!

Do you have any idea
how bad old ladies stink?

They smell like a mix of kindness,
hugs and wig hair! Eww!

Kindness. Ugh! Gross.

Especially old lady Cinderella.

She used her family dragon to banish me.

Good. Her granddaughter's name is Rose.

Here is her picture
and here are photos of her friends.

Please do horrible things to them.

As you know the big treasure hunt
is today.

Only one team can win,
which means all the other teams will fail.

[Cinderella] Your score on the hunt
will count as an exam in your grade book.

I promise, this time,
I'm not going to do anything stupid.

[gasps, shrieks] Pumpkin seeds,
it's Humpty Dumpty!

[chuckles]

Humpty Dumpty! This is so cool!

Do you have cracks from your fall?
Why sit on a wall, anyway?

[gasps] Oh!
We can make one out of bricks!

Uh, who is this... energetic young lady?

Please excuse Rose.
She gets a little overexcited.

She's working on it.

Oh!

♪ Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall ♪

[clears throat]
Everyone, this is Humpty Dumpty,

and he designed this year's treasure hunt.

I've hidden eggs all over the academy.

But there's a twist!

There's one very special egg.

If a team finds it, the hunt is over.
They win.

[students murmuring]

We've got to find that special egg.

Oh, but no one's ever found it.

It's hidden
where no one ever thinks to look.

And now, the prize!

I have a special treat for the winner.

Blow it, and the Cinderella family dragon
will grant you any favor.

One year, I even got her to help me
clean all my shoes.

-Hmm.
-[chuckles]

You're thinking of wishing for shoes,
aren't you?

No. I would never waste a wish like that.

Probably.

[Humpty Dumpty]
Let the treasure hunt begin!

Regal Academy is huge.

To cover more ground,
we should take our dragons.

Let's get started.

-Right!
-Right!

[rumbling]

[screaming]

Hmm?

Why are Cyrus and Ruby always screaming?

Well, probably just want attention.

Look, an egg!

Watch this.
I'll snatch it without even touching her.

[Rose] Travis, look out!

[shouting]

[groans]

[Travis] Oh, no. Huh?

[Travis gasps]

[yells]

[all screaming]

[snarls]

[nervous laugh]

You woke me up! That's super-rude!

So, now...

-[Rose] Wait! Stop!
-Huh?

He was just trying to help!

The egg. Travis was afraid
you'd step on it

and you'd slip on it, and gross, squish.

Is that true?

Uh... yes?

Oh, dude, thanks.

Fist-bump, bro.

Uh... okay.

-[grunts]
-[screams, grunts]

Ow!

There's a clue written on it:
"Higher education."

What's it mean?

We'll figure it out.
But first, we need our regal armor.

Where's the forge dragon? There.

-[humming]
-[Rose] Uh, excuse us!

S'up?

We need to transform
into our regal armor.

Then what's on the menu?

I'm hungry.

-Huh?
-Burritos.

[gasps]

Uh... why were there burritos in my hair?

Oh, silly, you always have
burritos in your hair.

Huh, I do?

Yeah. Why do you think the girls call you
"Burrito Travis" behind your back?

Uh, they call me "Burrito Travis"?
[groans]

[all laughing] Huh?

Shut up and let me eat my burritos.

Mm! [grunts]

-[wind howling]
-Huh?

[cackles] Revenge!

-Uh...
-A big wolf?

Huffing and puffing? Pumpkin seeds!

That was totally the Bad Wolf! [chortles]

Then we must capture him.

Yes! Is this... is this a chance
to be a hero?

Um, is it still heroic
if I get his autograph?

After we catch him, of course. [chuckles]

There's no way that was the real Bad Wolf.
He was banished.

It's probably part of the hunt.
Let's keep looking for eggs.

-So?
-I'm not helping you.

-I never got to eat my burritos.
-Huh?

Hmm.

There's one left.

Aah.

[munching]

Hot! Hot! Too spicy!

Travis' hair burritos are superspicy.
[giggles]

[inhales deeply]

[screaming]

[grunting, screaming]

-Hey. Whoa!
-[Rose] Sorry.

[laughing] How was that for revenge?

All you did was blow food on them.

Not just any food. Burritos.

And I got it on their clothes.

They'll never get those stains out!
[cackles]

[Vicky groans]

[Vicky] Why am I always surrounded
by stupid people?

[Hawk] Where to?

Higher education. Of course.

The next egg is in the library tower.

[Hawk] Let's go!

[Rose] Ugh, I hate climbing up there.

That's why we'll take the ivy elevator.

Tower Magic!

Yah!

[Astoria] Next stop: top floor.

I see the egg.

The slightest movement
could knock it over.

Gigi can get it.
He's got delicate fingers.

[shouts]

-[grunts]
-[Rose] You can do it, Gigi! Go on!

Good thinking, Rose.

[sniffs] Hey, something smells
like kindness...

[sniffs] hugs, yeah, and... wig hair?

[screams] Little old lady!
Little old lady!

Rose, what's wrong with you?

[shrieks] It's a little old lady!

So? Little old ladies aren't scary.

They aren't?

[all] No!

Oh... [voice deepens] some of us are.

[kids screaming]

[Travis] What is your problem?

[kids screaming]

Lady, you've got serious dog breath!

-[kids screaming]
-[inhaling]

[gagging]

[growls]

It is the Bad Wolf! I knew it!

[growls]

[whimpers] Let's get out of here.

Tower Magic! Bring us down.

[Astoria] Last stop.
Everyone off.

[exhales]

[Astoria] It was still better
than the time Coach Beast

made Travis do bungee jumping in gym.

-Whee! [giggles]
-[Travis] Don't remind me.

-[shudders] Huh?
-[giggles]

Oh, no! Travis is right.

Wolfie ate the egg.

Now we don't have the next clue.

See ya, losers!

[panting]

♪ Revenge
Revenge, revenge, revenge ♪

Guys, let's forget the treasure hunt.

We gotta stop that wolf!

[all] Yeah!

Does anyone see the wolf?

There he is!

[Hawk] Let's drop down and cut him off.

[Astoria] After him!

Hmm.

Hmm?

[Rose] Not so fast!

Stop right there, stinky breath!

Are you talking to me?

[exhales, sniffs]

Ooh! Oh, my, that is bad.

[grunts] Not you, the Bad Wolf breath.

Think it was bad before?
Ha! I just ate tuna fish.

[kids shouting]

-Oh, my grade!
-[Rose] No!

[Joy] That's not so bad.
It's actually kind of good.

-[Travis] So gnarly!
-[kids screaming]

-[Travis] Ew, gross, gross, gross!
-Ugh!

Bricks... every wolf's worst enemy.

[grunts]

Fury Magic!

-[Travis] Tornado of bricks!
-[pig shouting]

[shouting continues]

[shouts]

[shouting]

[Travis groans]

[groaning]

[Rose] I've got this, Hawk.

Uh... Huh?

Time to fight like a fairy tale hero!

Pumpkin Magic! Pumpkin swarm!

[yelling]

[grunting]

[grunts]

Ooh.

[screams]

Don't worry, guys.

Maybe this will stop him.

Frog Magic!

Into a frog.

-[Hawk] Yeah!
-[croaks]

Oh, my frog. It worked? [giggles]

He's kind of cute now.

-[roars]
-[shrieks]

[Bad Wolf] Fools!
I can change my shape, remember?

[growls]

Astoria, I heard you were the smart one.

-Catch me if you can. [laughs]
-Hey!

Huh?

[gasps]

A sealing spell.

No wonder the teachers aren't too worried
about guarding it.

Hmm.

[rumbling]

[cackles] It's finally working!

A gate key.

[Astoria] The teachers would probably tell
us to hide until the villain is caught.

Well, no way am I hiding.
Wolf punching time!

Hawk's right.

If he's always ambushing us,
huffing and puffing,

messing up my hair,
I'll never be able to study!

But even Granny Cinderella needed
her family dragon to banish the wolf.

Ooh! Ooh! I know, I know!

But first we need to win
the treasure hunt.

How?

Maybe we could--

[gasps] No way, no way, no way!
I got it!

The special egg. Like Granny said,
people always miss what's...

right in front of them.

You're right, I'm the special egg.

Everyone tries so hard
to solve the riddle, they overthink it.

Not me. I don't overthink anything.
I barely think at all.

-Mm-hmm. That's true.
-Uh-huh.

[Astoria] Okay,
so Rose found the special egg.

That means we win the hunt!

Go, Rose!

So, what does that have to do
with catching the wolf?

Revenge time!

[kids] Huh?

Humpty, quick, the glass flute!

Uh, here, Rose, catch!

[playing discordant notes]

Ugh, I hate that thing. [sighs]

Okay, you get one favor,
but I won't help you clean Granny's shoes.

Not doing that ever again.
Too many allergies.

Guardian Dragon, please banish
the Bad Wolf to Earth again.

[panting, roars]

Is that all?

Sweet.

Huh? [grunting]

[wailing]

No!

[Rose] Yeah!

-[chuckles]
-Ha!

[Cinderella]
My students, we have a winner!

-Uh... [chuckles]
-[cheering]

-Yeah, Rose! All right!
-Way to go, Rose.

I've waited so long for someone
to figure out I'm the special egg.

Rose, take this gift.
It's from my wall.

Thanks.

Ooh. Ouch! It hurts to hug a brick.

[kids cheering]

[all chanting] Rose! Rose! Rose!

Rose, it looks like you got to be
a fairy tale hero after all.

It was because of what you said, Hawk,
about bravery and hearts and stuff.

We did it! Whoo-hoo!

[all gasp]

[gasps] Uh, duct tape?

Sorry, Travis, but, uh, Joy and I
were just messing with you.

No one calls you "Burrito Travis."

[sighs] Hmm.

The burritos!
They'll cheer you up good.

Hmm--

Spicy!

[groans]

[screams]

♪ Regal Academy ♪

♪ The story's just begun
It's magic powers, friends and fun ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪

♪ Regal Academy
Is just a magic whole new world ♪

♪ The dreams are right beyond that door ♪

♪ So place your hand in mine
We're gonna shine ♪

♪ We're gonna fly, we'll touch the sky ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪