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01x06 - Mystery at Cinderella's Castle

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Regal Academy". Aired: August 13, 2016.*
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A girl finds a magic key and falls into Fairytale Land, and attends Regal Academy, a school for the children of fairytales.

01x06 - Mystery at Cinderella's Castle

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♪ Living a fairy tale ♪

♪ Side by side, together forever ♪

♪ Life is cool ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪

♪ Light your sparkle
Make it shine and live the magic ♪

♪ You know you're gonna make it ♪

♪ Step by step, we will grow up together ♪

♪ Friends are great
This is Regal Academy ♪

♪ Find the key, unlock your dreams
And live the magic ♪

♪ The door is open ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪

[Rose] "Mystery at Cinderella Castle."

[Vicky chuckling]
It's a perfect night for evil.

Vicky, it's so dark and creepy
by the gate at night.

-Are you sure Hawk is going to be here?
-Uh...

Oh, did I say Hawk was going to be here?

-Oops!
-Aw.

Sorry, Ruby, I must have been confused.

I meant to say there'd be
a giant guardian dragon here.

[sighing]

Vicky! That dragon is gonna bust us!

I can't get Hawk if I'm expelled!

[Vicky] We'll see about that.

Huh?

-Huh?
-Relax and keep quiet.

I made this with ingredients
from potions class.

With this I'll have the gate

and the power to get Hawk
and whatever else you want.

[groans]

[snoring]

[laughs]

Yes!

With access to the gate,
I can finally initiate my master plan.

Soon, I'll be the greatest
fairy tale villain of all time.

[snoring]

-Totally!
-[gasps]

Hawk is gonna be mine!

[whispering] Ruby, just be quiet.
You're gonna wake...

[both groan]

The guardian dragon! [gasps]

[screaming]

[Vicky] Run!

Huh?

[gasps, roars]

[roars]

[Snow White] Today in dragonology,
we'll be focusing on dragon care.

-[student] Oh, wow.
-[student 2] Look at that!

-[Travis] She has a guardian dragon.
-[Snow White] Remember,

you must be in control
of your dragons at all times.

-All right, dragon, open up.
-[grumbling]

Huh?

[gagging]

Now, laugh.

[gagging, laughing]

Regularly check for cavities.

-[clears throat]
-[Rose] Amazing, Professor Snow White.

[groaning]

Class, pay special attention
to the teeth and the bite of the dragon.

-[student] Whoa!
-[student 2] Oh, wow!

-[student 3] Wow!
-[student 4] So cool!

One wrong bite and a dragon
could take your arm clean off.

[gagging]

[rumbling]

[gagging, groaning]

So pay close attention to a dragon's mouth

and always keep your eyes on it.

[grumbling, groaning]

You know, dragon breath mints
aren't the worst idea in the world.

-[chomping]
-Hmm? Oh!

Did you just eat my apples?

After inhaling a thousand apples
this morning?

This is the last straw.
Give them back!

[grunting]

[Snow White] Oh!

Bad, bad, bad boy!

Huh?

[Rose] Pretty spry for an old lady.

-[Beast] Ahem, Professor Snow White.
-Hmm.

Everything is ready.

Good timing.

Come along, class.
We have a special announcement.

-[Astoria] What could it be?
-I don't know.

[sighs, groans]

[Travis] Whatever it is,
I hope it doesn't take long.

I wanna get home.

[Rose] Really? I'd stay
in the fairy tale land 24-7 if I could.

[Snow White]
Attention. Attention, students.

[growls]

[chattering]

We have reason to believe

that someone tried to use the gate
without permission.

So for everyone's security,

we must increase the magic wards
on this area.

-Until our work is completed...
-[gasping]

-Shh!
-...no one can use the gate.

That is all.

Wait.

So does this mean I get to have
my first sleepover in the fairy tale land?

-Huh?
-Why not?

[gasps] That's so cool! Ya-hoo!

[Cinderella] Rose, wait a minute.
Rose, we have to...

Rose!

-Huh?
-[Rose laughing]

-Rose, aren't you forgetting something?
-Huh?

Your parents.
They don't know you go to Regal Academy.

Uh-huh.

Aren't they gonna flip out
when you don't come home tonight?

Ah... Hmm... [groans]

Uh, Granny...

Rose's parents are going
to be worried sick about her

if she doesn't make it home tonight.

We have to do something for her.

[Snow White] Very well. Watch this.

[snaps fingers]

Mirror Magic.

[gasps] Is this gonna help me?

-[in robotic voice] Hi.
-[gasps] Wow!

-[chuckles]
-I am Mirror Rose.

I'm Rose. I'm Rose. I'm Rose.

[Travis] Oh, man.
I think she's found a friend.

[laughing]

-[both laugh]
-[Rose] You are so real!

Mirror Rose, go to Rose's house
and take her place on Earth for tonight.

-Yes.
-So cool!

I can't believe
how realistic Mirror Rose is.

She even walks like me. [laughs]

-Huh?
-Hmm.

[thuds]

[Travis] Are you kidding me?
It's acting so weird.

[thuds]

There's no way your parents
are gonna fall for that.

You're home early.

Did you forget your keys?

[robotic voice] I have arrived
in Rose's place on Earth for tonight.

-I'm Rose. I'm Rose. I'm Rose.
-Uh, are you okay?

-[thudding]
-Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

[Clara] Honey, I heard a noise.
Was that Rose? Is everything okay?

Yup. Just Rose being Rose.

[thuds]

Cool. That is so me! [laughs]

-Really?
-Wow.

-You get to sleep over here!
-[laughs]

Hey, do you guys wanna have
a slumber party at Cinderella Castle?

I guess so, but no pumpkin carriages.

The last time, it took me a week to get
all those seeds out of my ivy hair.

-No need for carriages.
-Huh?

Tonight, ladies, we ride in style.

-[Hawk] Yah!
-[Rose] Fairy tale sleepover!

Oh, yahoo! [laughing]

[Astoria] I changed my mind.
The pumpkin carriage was... quieter.

[Rose] I'm so excited.
I think I'm gonna pass out!

[Cinderella] Girls, welcome
to the ballroom of Cinderella Castle.

Rose, are you feeling all right?
You don't look well at all.

[Rose groaning, laughing] I'm great.

Allow me to introduce you
to my other guests for the evening.

The Crocolegs
and the Three Billy Goats Gruff.

[gasps, squeals]

So they exist, too?

[gasps] Best fairy tales ever!

Here we go again.

Tell me how you beat the troll.

Hello, young ladies.

Your grandmother invited us here
to practice our daaancing.

That's right.
They are my best students.

You dance, too?

-With all of your little feet? [gasps]
-[groans]

I have so many questions
about all of this.

[sighs] Mm-hmm.

Those questions will have to wait.

You three need to get settled.

Tonight is a school night,

and I know you wouldn't think
of being rude by pestering my guests...

Rose.

Aw, Granny!

[Cinderella] That's quite enough.

-Now, off to your room.
-Ooh, my room!

This is my room? Pumpkin seeds!

I have a real bedroom
in a real fairy tale castle.

[cheering]

So cool!

-[barks]
-[thumps]

Uh, Rose, haven't you been here before?

Oh. Yes, Joy,
but I do this every time. [laughs]

Of course you do.

[barking]

Vidal, off the bed.

It's not polite to jump
on someone's bed, Vidal.

Okay?

-[Cinderella screaming]
-[all gasping]

That sounded like Granny.
Come on!

-[croaking]
-[squeaking]

[Rose] It came from in here.

Granny, what's wrong?

Huh?

[Rose] Wait a minute.

So cool!
I'd love to see the Hall of Shoes full.

It looks like
just one glass slipper is left.

[gasps] The actual glass slipper!

The other glass slipper is gone.
It hasn't been there in ages.

That's not the problem right now.
This is something different.

A thief in this castle
has been pilfering my collection.

And he took the great majority
of my shoes.

A thief? Are there any suspects?

Maybe the shoemaker elves
who helped me with my shoes.

Lately, they've been acting strange
and avoiding me.

No. I love shoemaker elves
almost as much as I love shoes.

It can't be them.

There has to be some way
to prove their innocence.

Oh.

You girls need to let this go
and head back to bed.

I couldn't live with myself
if any of your shoes...

I mean, any of you were put in danger.

-[Rose] All right. Night, Granny.
-[clock ticking]

[Rose] Now, this is the fairy tale life.

Well, we sleep
in the fairy tale world every night.

I hope you don't brush Vidal
like that every night.

You're gonna spoil him.

Isn't that right, my little King?

[Astoria] Did you just put King
on a satin pillow?

[Rose] Hey, check this out!

-Go, Gigi! [giggles]
-[squeaking]

What makes tonight special
is that the three of us

are having a sleepover together.

[Astoria] You're right.
So, what's next?

On Earth, when we have sleepovers,
we tell each other secrets,

like, [gasps] when you were a little girl,
what did you wanna be when you grew up?

[chuckles] I've only ever had one dream,

to one day become the headmistress
of Regal Academy.

[Joy] Me?

I used to just want to find my prince
and become a bride.

-[buzzing]
-But now...

-Ah!
-[gulps]

But now I wanna be a food critic.

[Rose] From the time I was little,
I've always loved shoes.

I dreamed about being a shoemaker elf.

And now, I can't stop thinking
about the poor shoemakers in this castle

and the missing shoes.

[croaking]

It doesn't seem right to just blame them.

You know, I've always wanted to study
shoemaker elves in person.

-Uh-huh.
-Oh.

[laughs] I think we need to go
solve the mystery.

Yes!

I'm in, but I need to bring Vidal.

Dogs have excellent noses
and it might be a huge help.

Do you wanna go solve a mystery?

[whining]

Huh, guys?
Ready to catch some bad guys?

-[growls, barks]
-[both gasp]

-[whimpering]
-Or not.

Don't worry, Astoria. I still have Gigi.
I'm sure he'll be useful.

Whatever, let's just get our regal armor,
or we'll ruin our uniforms.

[laughing]

[sighs] Mmm.

[chuckles] You don't know
how wardrobes work here yet.

Wardrobe, wardrobe, on the floor
Bring our armor to your door.

Oh!

[dragon groans, gasps]

-[sighs]
-[all] Ah.

Can't a forge dragon take a nap in peace?

[Astoria] Sure, after you suit us up.

Oh...

["Ride of the Valkyries" playing]

-[Rose laughing] Nice!
-[Astoria] Let's go!

[whimpering]

[Rose] Mr. Crocolegs,
could you come with us for a second?

[Joy] It's nothing bad. We promise.

[whimpering, yelling]

[Rose] Mr. Crocolegs,
we just have a few questions.

Not now, ladies. Not now.

I've got to...
Uh, nothing important.

Uh, nothing you'd be interested in.

[Astoria] Wait, come back!

Uh, well, gotta go.

[screaming, grunting]

[all] We're okay.

The elves don't like to be seen.

They work on the shoes late at night
and vaaanish before first morning.

[Rose] Okay, spill it.

They're good elves, right?

They could never turn bad
and actually hurt shoes, could they?

[bleating] Who could say?

When elves get angry,
there's no telling what they'll dooo.

[Joy] Well, that was a lot of dead ends.

Wait. Look at what's on the ground.

It looks like ripped up pieces
of shoe leather.

No!

Those poor, poor shoes.

Who could do such a thing?

And here's a 2013 Mary Jane.

And this... [gasps]

This was a vintage 1963 Almond Toe.

[crying] When will the hurting stop?

Maybe it's the shoemaker elves
doing this after all.

No ordinary thief would know
how to take these shoes apart.

-[Vidal barking]
-That's my dog.

Quick! Back to the room!

-Vidal!
-[barking]

[gasping]

-[Joy] It's the elves!
-Shoe thieves. Get them!

What's going on? [whimpers]

-[grunting]
-[groans, pants]

[croaking]

-[screaming]
-[panting]

[whimpering]

[Joy] Come on, Rose!

-[whimpering]
-[squeaking]

[gasps] Wait for me!

♪ If you have walked in my shoes
You can say you understand me ♪

I just wanna be friends!

♪ Well, I can see how you'd be confused ♪

-♪ Have you ever wondered... ♪
-Oh, there.

Come on. Friends. Hugs. Please?

She's not normal.

[Astoria] Come on,
Miss Future Bug Food Critic.

♪ ...or run or dance ♪

♪ Right here on my feet
I've got all I need ♪

-[grunting]
-What is it? Some kind of trap?

♪ Try to come and see
Right here on my feet ♪

-[Vidal whining]
-Careful.

-[Joy] Now what?
-[croaking]

♪ I could lose it all
But I will not fall ♪

♪ And I'll stand here on my feet ♪

Please, just take me with you.
Look, I'm dressed for Shoe Land.

You know, Shoe Land.
The magical land of shoes.

-[screaming]
-Please, please!

♪ Right here on my feet
There's everything I need ♪

Oh. Such great shoes.

Just teach me your secret sole stitch.

♪ Here on my feet ♪

♪ Yes, I'll stand here on my feet ♪

Hi.

Either you let the shoemaker elves
get away,

or we just caught
the largest elf in history.

Laugh if you want.

I got the best souvenir ever
for my collection.

Elfy boot, elfy boot.

-[both laugh]
-[things crashing]

[gasps] That came
from Granny's office. Let's go.

[Crocolegs whimpering]

-[clattering]
-[all gasping]

Oh, my frog. That's Crocolegs.
He's going through your granny's desk.

-What do we do?
-Get away, you thief!

[Astoria] Him?
Lots of feet need lots of shoes.

[Crocolegs] Out of my way, ladies!

Why would Crocolegs
steal the shoes to wear

and then leave pieces of them
on the ground?

We should return
to the scene of the crime.

-[gasping]
-[Rose] What is that?

I don't know, but I don't like it.

[stammering] Check it out.

[goats bleating]

Oh, my grade!
Let's go get your granny.

[growling]

-[howling]
-No! Come back!

[gasps, grunts]

[both scream]

No! Please, no!

Take the others,
but let me save the shoes.

Seriously?

So, you fiiinally caught us.

[both] Huh?

Billy Goats Gruff?

You're eating shoes? Gross.

-Why?
-Because we're billy goats.

We'll eat anything.

-Oh, kind of makes sense.
-But why?

Why would you destroy
poor defenseless shoes?

Eating shoes is the ultimate way
to expeeerience shoes.

When you weeear shoes,
they just sit on your feet.

When you eeeat them,
they become a paaart of you.

Foreeever.

Makes sense to me.

Eat shoe with us, child.

Dooo it.

Eat the shoe and join us.

[laughing]

[goats] Join us. Join us. Join us.

Huh. Yum!

That's crazy. Rose, snap out of it.

Back with us, Rose?

Yeah. Joy, get them.

Frog Magic!

[bleating]

[Rose] Yeah! [laughs]

[laughs] Oh!

Pumpkin Magic!

It's pumpkin prison for you.

-[Astoria] Get in there.
-[croaking]

[Rose] All right, hold on.
I've been practicing my driving.

Oops, sorry!
Oh. My bad! [laughing]

Frog-tastic! We caught the thieves!

And Gigi was useful.

-So there!
-[squeaks]

-And it turns out I was right all along.
-No, you weren't.

Literally, no one here guessed
it was the billy goats.

Oh, right.

-[Cinderella] Nicely done, girls.
-[Rose] Yep.

Ha, now we know what happened
to all those shoes.

I'm sorry I was in your office.

I was looking for lotion
for my leathery skin.

It turns out that the elves
were just scared of the Billy Goats Gruff.

And with the goats gone,

they were able to buckle down
and fix all of my shoes.

Thank goodness!

One thing.
What happened to the mirror me?

I think Rose's new school
is really doing wonders.

I agree.
She seems quieter, more dignified.

Totally, and more graceful.

[thudding]

[groans] I'm okay.

♪ Regal Academy ♪

♪ The story's just begun
It's magic powers, friends and fun ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪

♪ Regal Academy
Is just a magic whole new world ♪

♪ The dreams are right beyond that door ♪

♪ So place your hand in mine
We're gonna shine ♪

♪ We're gonna fly, we'll touch the sky ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪