01x05 - Fairy Tale Wedding

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[Rose] "Fairy Tale Wedding."

[Hawk] Oh, man. I can't wait!

The Pet Ceremony's tomorrow.

Hope I get a pet that's strong and brave.

Like a shark.

A shark?

[Mirror Hawk] Why not?
Sharks are supertough.

Where would I keep a shark?

The toilet? A hot tub?
Tons of places.

-[Snow White] Good morning, Hawk!
-Huh?

Hey, Grandma Snow White.

[Mirror Hawk] Almost done here.

Hawk, dear, tell me about your studies.

Uh, my team is doing really well
in heroism class and dragon riding.

-And terrible at everything else.
-[grumbling]

-[Snow White] Thanks to Rose, I assume.
-[laughs]

So, who are you taking
to the Scheherazade wedding?

-Hawk?
-Uh, hadn't really thought about it.

[sighs] Okay,
who are you trying to set me up with?

[scoffs] I don't know
what you're talking about. Oh!

Huh, so you don't know her?

[giggling] Hi.

Penelope! Uh, wha--

What are you doing here?

[Snow White]
Oh, my, is there someone there, too?

-Look familiar?
-[giggling]

-[Hawk] How about her?
-[Snow White] Uh...

Uh, I promise, no other princesses.

-[laughing]
-[Hawk] Oh, really?

Um...

[bleating]

See? Not a princess.

Oh, right. I always forget
about the one under the sheep.

-[sheep bleating]
-[Hawk growls]

Wait, I can tap dance! [giggles]

[tapping]

[screaming]

Well, I can do the robot!

-[mimics beeping]
-[all chattering]

[Hawk] I'm out!

[whimpering]

-[girl 1] You!
-[girl 2] Hey!

[screaming, chattering]

[grunts]

Oh, oh, wait! [giggling]

[girl 3] Hawk, come back!
[panting]

[all shouting]

[Hawk] Someone help!

-Hmm?
-[girl 4] Here we come!

[Vicky] This could be amusing.

You-- [groaning]

[screaming, groaning]

No idea why you helped me, Vicky,
but thanks!

[groaning]

[chuckling]

[laughing]
Potions class is gonna be so cool!

Time for my epic entrance!

[metal clanging]

[door squeaks]

[grunting]

Why is mine always so small?

[grunts, groans]

Ugh!

[inhales, grunts]

Yes, I made it! This is awesome!

[laughing]

Regal Academy, here I come!

[cheering]

A little help here!

Late again.

[boy 1] Did you guys hear what happened
to Hawk today? It's crazy, right?

[laughs] I know.

[boy 2] Did you hear
about potions class?

[girl] Only a few freshmen
were turned into liquids.

[boy 2] I heard they got better.

-[wings flapping]
-Huh?

Ya-hoo! [laughing]

-Oh. Ooh, soft!
-[campus dragon] You're welcome.

[grunts] No harm done.

[flower] Hey!

Replant me, now!

Oh. Uh, sorry!

Just give me one sec.

-Hmm. Good as new!
-[grunts]

[flower] I'm very delicate!

[cat] Hurry up, everyone!

We've gotta hang all these fliers
for the Sheherazade wedding

or no catnip tonight.

-[gasps]
-[Hawk] Don't tell me you're fantasizing

about the Sheherazade wedding, too.

We can't waste our time on that.
We have to prepare for potions class.

Oh, I can't wait to make potions
of my very own!

-[giggling]
-Hmm...

These flowers could be useful ingredients.

Here's a good one!

Ooh! Is that for a beauty potion? [sniffs]

[grumbling] No!

Uh, actually,
it makes hair grow in your mouth.

[gasping, gagging]

[Astoria] Sorry, that one was my bad.

[potion bubbling]

Welcome to potion class.

Let's start with the basics of mixing.

Rose, why don't you try first?
Start with cauldron brewing.

-[Rose laughing]
-[Hawk groaning]

-[explodes]
-[all] Huh?

Huh?

-[bubbling]
-[coughing]

Awesome!
An exploding potion! [laughing]

[LeFrog] Uh, maybe you'll have better luck
with vial mixing.

[Rose shouts]

Cool!

-Another exploding potion!
-[Hawk] Uh...

-I'll add this!
-[Astoria] Wait, Rose.

[laughing]

[explodes]

[groaning]

Uh... I'm okay!

Okay, enough of that.

For your assignment,

each team has to make a potion
of my choosing.

Vicky, a spell-breaking potion.

[both] Aw!

Fine, Dr. LeFrog.

Name the magic,
and my potion will break it.

If you want a pet
at the yearly Pet Ceremony,

your team must improve.

You'll need a perfect score
on a your assignment.

A summoning potion!

Yes, Dr. LeFrog. [groans]

[laughing]

[all gasping]

At least her hair is improving.

[Astoria] Let's review the ingredients.

Okay, we need a soda glass of snail slime
and a bag of giant gas.

Giant gas?

So, like what you get when a giant has gas
or just a bag of really big gas?

-I'll get both.
-[bubbling]

[Hawk] Here we are.

Uh...

Oh, Vicky, thanks again for saving me

-from all those crazy princesses.
-Sure.

You know, Hawk,

one of my princess-repellent potions
could keep them away for good.

It could?

-Wait, why would you help me?
-I just can't stand Ruby fawning over you.

-What do you think?
-Sure, whatever.

The potion is free, right?
Free is good.

-[chuckles]
-I'll take it!

Happy to help.

[Astoria sighs]

[Joy] Yum! Looks like my breakfast!

[Astoria] It's almost ready.

[Joy giggling]

-Where's Rose?
-Mm.

Pumpkin seeds!

Finn Whale?
First Voyage of Sinbad, right?

-And... Oh, don't tell me.
-[shrieks]

-Leena? Thumbleena?
-[sighing]

-[Finn] Hmm.
-Gerald Ugly Duckling, so cool!

-You'll look like Prince Charming soon!
-Huh?

Rose!

[screaming, laughing]

-[Astoria] We need fire ants.
-[gasping, chuckling]

Oh, on it!

Um, I'm gonna go hide now.

Hmm? Uh...

-[giggling] Coming!
-Be careful!

-Oof!
-[jar clanks]

Why? They're not even on fire.

-[crackles]
-[shouting]

[screaming] That's hot! Very hot!

And for the most important ingredient...

magic!

-[Rose whimpering]
-[Hawk sighs] Rose, what did I tell you?

-Now, then...
-[Rose screaming] Molten lava!

[groans]

-[sighs] It's okay, we just needed one.
-[Rose] Fire! Fire on my hand!

[screaming]

The potion should summon a small animal.

I hope it's a frog.

Me, too. [chuckles]

[both laughing]

-[Hawk] Give it a touch of magic, Astoria.
-[potion bubbling]

[Joy] It's working!

[Hawk] Yeah, looks perfect!

[all] Whoa!

[chuckling]

-Hawk, what's that--?
-Huh? Ah!

-[rumbling]
-[all gasping]

[troll] You!

You summoned me!

[grunts] Will you... marry me?

-[slurping]
-Ooh!

If I puke, will it affect my grade?

[groaning]

[troll] Princesses!

-[all gasping]
-You--

Uh, no, you are the love of my life.

I made you a tiara of toenails!

[gagging]

[laughing]

Okay, you're the love of my life! Look!

I made you a wedding dress
out of armpit hair!

-[gagging]
-[grumbling]

Why are the princesses running away?

Do they have to go potty?

No, you disgusting troll,
it's because you're repellent!

Repellent! [groans]

Vicky! Where's Vicky?

[Hawk sighs] I should've known. You!

You did this!

You wanted princess repellent?
Well, he's repelling princesses.

[humming]

Marry me!

-[gasps, giggles]
-Ooh!

I'll share my rat collection!
Fifty-fifty, I swear!

[squeaking]

[screaming]

Get them off me!
Get them off me! [screaming]

In my hair! In my hair! [screaming]

Hey, she's stealing my rats!

-I only said she could have half!
-[grunts]

Hold it, ugly! Take this! [grunting]

[groaning]

[Travis] Ha! How did you like that?
[grunts] Uh-oh.

[whimpers]

[Travis] Oh, great!

[expl*si*n]

[screaming]

[boy] Oh, no! He's huge!

[screaming]

[gasps] More princesses!

I want to marry the prettiest princesses!

[screaming]

-[Astoria] Oh, now what?
-Attack!

I got you! [grunting]

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

I can turn him into a frog.

I'm sure it'll work!

Frog Magic!

[growls] Huh?

Huh.

[gasps] A new wart?

-Yay! Thank you.
-[sighs]

-Now I am beautiful!
-Huh?

I should raise my standards.

-Her!
-Huh?

Sheherazade?

The storyteller from 1001 Nights?

The best fairy tale ever?

She's my one true love!

Well, that's too bad
because she's getting married right now.

Then I have to stop it.

-[people screaming]
-[grunts] Out of my way! Love emergency!

[groaning] Bad luck Beast!

We're definitely not getting pets now.

No! We are stopping that troll
and fixing our potion

because I deserve a pet griffin!

All right! You know what that means.

[gasps] Dragon time?

[Hawk] This whole troll thing is my fault.

I am not going to let it ruin
the Sheherazade wedding.

-[Astoria] Let's do this.
-[Hawk] All right. Come on, guys!

-[Travis] Yeah!
-[all panting]

[humming]

Dragon time! Dragon time!

Dragon time! Dragon time!

Mr. Forge Dragon, please!
We need our regal armor.

[Joy] Please?

Ugh!

Do you know how many armors
I've conjured today?

I'm tired.

It's an emergency!
Princess to save!

There always is.

No choice.

-Tickle-t*rture!
-[both laugh]

[laughing]

["Ride of the Valkyries" playing]

[screaming, groaning]

[Rose] Sorry.

[man] Everyone, the wedding
will start momentarily.

Please take your places!

[Sheherazade] You there!
Do you have a wedding invitation?

[man 2] Princess Sheherazade, look out!

[whimpering]

Someone help me!

[grunts]

Snow Magic!

[Hawk] Have no fear, Your Majesty!
The day is saved.

[chuckling]

[giggles]

[grunts]

Oh. [screaming]

-[Astoria] Hey, troll, let her go!
-Hmm?

You can't stop me. It's true love.

Good thing I've always got a copy on me.

-1001 Nights!
-Good thinking, Rose!

[Rose grunts] Read a story!

Yes, of course!

[clears throat] If I am to marry you,

then it's a tradition
that I first read you a story.

Ooh, yay! I love stories!

[grunting]

"Once upon a time in a gazebo
not far away,

there was an insane monkey wizard
who lived in a sandwich."

Ooh!

[Ruby] Hawk! Yay!

Ugh! One berserker potion on that troll
ought to keep things evil.

[Ruby] Wait, a wedding?
If I catch the bouquet,

-Hawk will marry me!
-Where are you going? [gasps]

Ugh!

No! My spell-breaking potion!

[gasps]

[troll] Huh?

Guys, that troll is made
out of our potion.

If he melts into the ground, we fail!

Got it! [grunting]

-Yay!
-Nice job, Hawk!

-[chuckles]
-We might still get pets!

-[laughing]
-Huh?

[laughing] Quick thinking, young lady!

Distract the troll with a story!

-[chuckling]
-What a brilliant plan!

Uh, plan?

I just wanted to hear you tell a story.

Uh...

Kidding!

Uh, sorry. I joke when I'm nervous.

Like when I'm meeting
one of my biggest heroes.

You're the hero here.

-You saved me... and my whole wedding!
-[crowd cheering]

Uh, it was nothing, really.
Just...

Just go and have
the best fairy tale wedding ever!

[cheering]

-Ooh!
-Hmm?

Yoink!

Can I have this, for my collection!?

You gave me that book, remember?

Um, it's your book.

A page from 1001 Nights!

Whoo-hoo!

[Snow White] Welcome, students,
to this semester's Pet Ceremony!

Ah! Hmm... [chuckling]

[LeFrog] Now, let's put
this summoning potion to good use!

[Cinderella] Everyone ready?
Then let us begin!

[LeFrog sniffing]
Oh, good batch this year!

Rose... likely won't even be able
to summon an ant.

-Hmm. Oh!
-[Hawk clearing throat]

-You'll do fine.
-[laughs]

[clears throat]
As a reward for making it this far,

you will each get to summon a pet
that will help you from now on.

Oh, I want a griffin so bad!

You and everyone else.

I'd be happy with a cool hunting bird,
maybe an owl.

Now, I know many of you want a griffin
or a shark.

I don't want a shark!

But first-years never get a griffin.

[Astoria scoffs] We'll see about that.

I'll call you Vidal!

-[gasps]
-[panting]

-Oh, an Akita!
-[whimpering]

Well, it's not a griffin,
but it's still pretty good.

Eek!

Huh?

-Huh?
-[barks, panting]

Shampurfulous!

Come to me, Doc!

[hooting]

-Yes!
-Oh!

A bird of prey!

Oh, look at him! Cool as ice!

He's a fighter just like me!

Not bad.

Hey, maybe I'll get a bird of prey, too.

[grunting]

[grunts] Come on, come on, come on!

I'll call it...

-Nut? [groaning]
-[yawning]

[LeFrog] Your turn, Joy,
my number one granddaughter.

Oh, wouldn't it be awesome
if I got a frog?

Be a frog, be a frog, be a frog.

[croaking]

[laughing] Yes! Yes! Yes!

[laughs] Yes, yes!
King, have a bug burger.

[giggling]

Don't worry, it's frog-tastic.

[chomps] Mm!

-[gasping, gagging]
-[laughing]

[Cinderella] Step forward, Rose.
It's your turn.

Show them what you got!

Please be a griffin.
Please be a griffin.

[shouts]

[squeaking]

Oh... Oh...

[screaming]

[Rose] No! What did I do?

The poor thing has no idea
how he appeared here,

and the first thing that happens
is someone screams at him.

Rose is a lot like the mouse.

She's not from this land
of pumpkins and dragons.

But instead of being terrified,
Rose jumped right in.

She's actually incredibly brave.

You know, Hawk,

maybe I was wrong about Rose.

[Rose] Come on.

Here, Gigi,
I picked you this pretty flower.

-[sniffs]
-It smells so...

-[sniffs]
-[gasps, gags]

-[all gasp]
-[Travis laughs]

[sighs, groans]

Or maybe not.

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♪ The story's just begun
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♪ This is Regal Academy ♪

♪ Regal Academy
Is just a magic whole new world ♪

♪ The dreams are right beyond that door ♪

♪ So place your hand in mine
We're gonna shine ♪

♪ We're gonna fly, we'll touch the sky ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪