01x01 - A School for Fairy Tales

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[Rose] "A School for Fairy Tales."

[shrieks, panting]

-[car honking]
-[shrieks]

[groans]

Uh, Rose, it's your first day of school,
not a trip to the moon.

-I just want to be prepared, Dad.
-Okay, I see pencils.

-Pencils are normal.
-[chuckles]

Is that a riding crop?

Uh, yeah.
What if they have horseback riding?

I think some high schools do that.
[chuckles]

So, what are you thinking there?

-Thinking?
-[groans]

What's wrong, Dad?

You know, dances.
Schools always have dances.

What if it's, like, a masquerade?

And is that a hammer?

[yelps] You put that there.

Maybe I did,
in case there are any Prince Charmings.

Dad!

You are gonna be in school,
not a fairy tale.

The important things in high school
are the simple things,

like homeroom and math
and cardboard-flavored cafeteria pizza.

Ugh! How about
making new friends, Mom?

Is that acceptable?

[laughs] Yes, dear.
No one too weird, though.

[laughs] I'll see what I can do.

Now get going. Don't be late.

Mwah!

Don't worry, Mom.

There's no force on Earth
that can make me late

for my first day of school.

Huh? Unfortunately,
those shoe sales are out of this world!

Okay, I just have to get past it
and reach the end of the block.

I can do this!

I've got this. I've got this.
I've got this.

Hmm...

[grunts]

Oh! I don't got this! [grunting]

[both] Uh...

[laughs]
Since I'm here, I'll just be quick.

New shoes could be just the thing
to make a good first impression.

[Rose] If they fit,
I'll need to see them in pink and black.

Ooh, and pinkish-black!

[giggles, grunting]

[man] I guess you won't be needing
the pink, then.

Huh? [shrieks]

[shrieks]

Huh?

[man] Coming, miss. [grunting]

Everything we have in your size,
like you asked.

[whimpering]

Stop!

Whoa! What did I do?

Uh... hmm.

Huh?

This key. Huh?

[gasps] Oh, I'm late for school!

Gotta hurry, gotta hurry, gotta hurry!

-Uh, box everything up for me!
-Huh?

I'll take them in black. The boots, too.
Delivery, please!

-[grunts]
-Huh?

[gasps]

Hey! Your key! My key!

Hey, is this yours?

Huh?

[Travis] Look out, Regal Academy,
here I come.

Today's gonna be my lucky day!

Huh? Why didn't it work this time?

Clockwise, sure!
I forget it every time.

[gasps]

His key looked just like...

You don't think...

Please, please, please,
please, please! [gasps]

[chuckles] I'm dreaming.

I'm not dreaming! [grunting]

Come on!

[grunting, shrieks]

[screaming]

[Rose] Whoa!

[screaming]

Come on, get on.
I don't have all day, you know.

Whoa!

[cheers, giggles]

A real dragon!
Oh, wow! Oh, wow! Oh, wow!

I'm on a real dragon!

There are dragons, real ones,
and I'm on one!

Never mind horseback riding,
dragon-back riding is way better!

I'm nothing special.

Just one of the campus dragons,
keeping an eye out for t*rd students.

t*rd students like you.

Me? I'm a student?
Is there a school with dragons?

[whoops]

-[chatter]
-[Snow White] Shh, shh!

Quiet students.
We're almost done with attendance.

It's the entrance ceremony.
You're too late for that.

-I'll just drop you by admissions and...
-[screaming]

Or that works, too.

-Well, then, I think that's everyone.
-[Rose screaming]

[all] Huh?

[all] Huh?

[boy] Uh, do girls always fall
from the sky here?

[gasping]

-[boy] Look out!
-[Cyrus ] Ahh!

-[Rose] I'm okay.
-[gasping]

[groans] Where am I?

[laughs]

-How dumb can this girl be?
-[Cyrus screaming]

-[Gerald] Bet that hurt.
-[growls]

-Huh?
-[Snow White] Ahem!

It appears we have one additional student.

[students murmuring]

Who is this girl?

[gasps]

Hmm...

Huh?

Welcome to Regal Academy,
Rose Cinderella.

What did you call me? I'm a Cinderella?

[Rose] What does that even mean?

And where did you say I was?
Wait, who are you all, anyway?

-[whispers]
-Hmm? Oh.

Attention! Attention, everyone!

As your professor, Snow White,

I would like to welcome you all
to Regal Academy,

as do your teachers,

Magister Rapunzel,
Headmistress Cinderella,

Doctor LeFrog and Coach Beast.

[boy] All right!

[giggling]

-Awesome.
-That's great.

Why do you have those names?
You don't look like-- Hmm...

What, a fairy tale
can't get a few grey hairs?

Don't tell me
you're all fairy tales grown-up? And up?

-[all] Huh?
-And old?

That is so cool!

And they're so old.

[Rose] But this is still so cool!
Wow. Really old.

This means fairy tales exist!
I knew it! [laughs]

Snow White,
you're my favorite fairy tale.

Will you sign my limited edition
Snow White trading card?

No, Rapunzel,
you're my favorite fairy tale!

Can I have your hair as a souvenir?

No, LeFrog,
you're my favorite fairy tale!

No, Cinderella, you are!

No, Beast, you are!

No, Snow White, you are! [laughs]

Rose Cinderella, contain yourself!

[gasps] You called me that twice now.
Wait, I'm a Cinderella?

How odd.
This one is going to be quite the handful.

[Snow White]
Find your seats, everyone.

We will start shortly.

Huh?

Whoa!

Guess we'll be on the same team. [giggles]

[grunts]

My apologies.
My hair doesn't like to share things.

Especially books.

The class will now be divided into teams.

Let the assignment ceremony begin!

Finally!

[Snow White] Astoria Rapunzel!

[boy] Whoa, I heard
she's the smartest girl in school.

[Snow White] Joy LeFrog!

Yay! [giggles]
This is gonna be fun!

Tell me you did okay on the entrance exam.

What's an entrance exam? [laughs]

[yawns]

[gasps]

[Rose] Is that a wooden nose?

Huh? [gasps] Oh!

Pinocchio family, right?

Tell me a lie!
Please, please, tell me a lie?

I never tell lies! Never!

[groans]

[gasps]

Cool!

[Snow White] Travis Beast.

[students laughing]

-Why am I on the nerd-girl team?
-[both grunt]

[gasps]

-Whoops! My ivy hair is a bit touchy.
-[grunts]

-[all gasping]
-[boy] Look out!

[screams]

Relax. I'm a professional princess-saver.

[girl 1] Over here, Hawk!

[girl 2] What I wouldn't give
to be on his team!

Every bubbleheaded princess thinks
that guy's so special.

-Yoo-hoo, Hawk! This way!
-[groans]

[Snow White] Hawk Snow White.

-[students cheering, applauding]
-[gasps, groans]

[Astoria] Everyone knows
that Hawk is the biggest natural talent

-in our class.
-Oh!

[gasps]

[giggling]

My grades are safe having him
on our team.

[Snow White]
And finally, Rose Cinderella.

Whoo-hoo! I'm on a fairy tale team!

-[laughs]
-[both grunt]

An apple in danger!

-[screams]
-[groans]

Or that could happen.

Hi! I'm Rose!
I'm gonna be on your team. [giggles]

[groans]

You will complete your admission
by obtaining five admission stamps.

Consider this your first assignment.

[Rose] So, is that it? Are we enrolled?

[Astoria] We still have to stamp
our admission paper.

Our teachers have challenged us
to get the stamps.

The team that does that first
will take the best grade!

Got it!

Yeah!

-[Astoria] We're in first!
-[Travis] Yes!

[Astoria] Remember, it means if we lose
our spot, we have to start over.

[Travis] Ugh, I don't like that rule.

[Astoria] The last stamp has to be here
in the Cinderella ballroom.

Well, it's a good thing

Granny Cinderella's granddaughter
is here to help us.

-[giggles]
-Hmm...

Really? Where? Who?

Uh... oh, right.

Um, you don't really think
I'm a Cinderella, do you?

I mean, that would be awesome,
but there's no way.

[Travis]
So, you don't believe you're a Cinderella?

Then why are you playing along with us?

Are you kidding?

Even if it's a mistake, who would give up
the chance to be a fairy tale for a day?

This is the best!

Whatever the case,
you're not used to the fairy tale land.

Let us handle this.

Huh?

Ah, she's going to check the chandelier.

That's the perfect place
to hide the stamp.

[gasps]

[Rose] Ooh!

Uh, I have an idea!

We just need some more light.

-No! No, no, no!
-No! No, no, no!

[grunts, groans]

Ah!

[screams]

-[shrieks]
-[pants]

[Astoria groaning]

Whoa!

I'm okay.

What did you do that for?

Sorry, I just wanted to help
find the stamp.

Not that! Why did you try to catch me?

I have ivy hair. I'm a Rapunzel.
I can take care of myself.

It was all my fault.
I just wanted to make up for it.

I suppose you were very brave.

But you don't have any powers.

You could have been seriously hurt!

I'll be careful! I promise!

-Whoa!
-[all] Huh?

[Rose] Ouch!

[grunts]

Whoa!

Oh, look. The circus is in town.

Don't worry, she's safer in my hair
than on her own two feet.

That's not saying much.

Ha! I found it! [laughs]

Yeah!

[Travis] We're all set now!

[grunts]

[gasps] Rose, look out!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Waste of a potion.

Enjoy second place, Astoria.

You'll have to try again
from the beginning.

Huh?

[screams]

[Hawk grunts]

[screams]

-[crashes]
-[Rose] I'm okay!

Oh, finally.

So glad you could make it.

Well, well. This is a first.

Uh, first?

[groans] This is the first time
anyone has taken so long

to gather the admission stamps.

[Snow White] Here are your grades.

I trust they will improve next time.

Uh...

[Joy] Rose, you got a zero.

-[gasps] Well, it could be worse.
-[groans]

No, it can't! That's what zero means.

Well, I'm not gonna let
one little grade get me down.

-This is a fairy tale land, right?
-[grunts]

Anything can happen.

What do you know about--? Hmm.

Anything can happen.

You know, you're right.

This is the fairy tale land, after all!

[both] Huh? [chuckle]

By the end of the year,
we're going to be the best in the school!

[giggles]

[Rose] I hope my new friends
aren't too mad.

[sighs]
I've found the school of my dreams.

Could I actually even be
a Cinderella, too?

[Cinderella]
It sounds to me like you doubt

such a thing is possible, my dear.

May I offer you a ride home?

Hmm, no good.

Sub-compact is too small.

Gas guzzler.

Bad brakes.

Ugh! Needs a tune-up.

Ah!

Oh, wow! I gotta check this out!

[whistles]

[Cinderella]
This is the only way to travel, my dear,

when our destination is Cinderella Castle!

Wow!

Still don't think
you could be a Cinderella?

[Rose] It doesn't take a fairy tale
to know that castles are awesome.

How about now?

-And now?
-Whoo-hoo!

-Now?
-Yay! Shoe paradise! [kisses]

A bedroom? For me?

Whoa!

Oh! All those pictures, they're of me?

How about now?

You've been looking out for me?

So, I am a Cinderella, aren't I?

Oh. Hmm...

[shrieks]

-Yoo-hoo!
-Ah!

Sorry, but this is so sweet!

Okay, the pillow's a little weird,
but most everything else, sweet!

You're my beloved granddaughter.
I've been waiting for this day.

Like any Cinderella, you will succeed.

You just need a bit of magic.

Magic? I've seen superstrength
and superhair and frog stuff

and whatever makes Hawk so awesome.

[laughs] Nothing so boring.
Behold.

Pumpkin Magic!

Huh?

Pumpkin?

[giggles]

[Cinderella] Now, then,
you can return home to Earth

through the Regal Academy gate.

Impressive, isn't it?

-[Rose] Whoo-hoo-hoo! [laughs]
-[gasps]

[groaning]

[Cinderella]
Rose! Rose! Rose, dear! Focus, please!

Hmm. [groans]

Chop, chop, dear. Earth awaits.
Now, your key!

Wow! I am never gonna get tired
of this stuff!

Goodbye, Rose.
And remember, this is our secret.

Don't tell your mother.

[giggles]

Bye! See you tomorrow at class, Granny!

-[door opens]
-Hmm? How was your day at school, dear?

Tell me all about it, every detail.

No! Uh, I'm sure they'll make a movie
about it someday,

and I don't want to spoil it for you!

Gotta go! Gonna write a tweet
and blog it on my Face!

About my awesome but happening--
in a totally normal school day!

Hmm?

[cringes]

[sighs]

Whoa! I can't wait for school tomorrow!

♪ Regal Academy ♪

♪ The story's just begun
It's magic powers, friends and fun ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪

♪ Regal Academy
Is just a magic whole new world ♪

♪ The dreams are right beyond that door ♪

♪ So place your hand in mine
We're gonna shine ♪

♪ We're gonna fly, we'll touch the sky ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪