-[ominous music playing]
-[crows cawing]
RACE START LINE
[woman 1] Congratulations to you all,
you've made it
to this week's final challenge.
This will determine your fate.
For some of you, this path leads to glory.
Others, unemployment.
When you first arrived here,
you all took your jobs for granted.
Not anymore, right?
[music intensifies]
FOUR DAYS EARLIER
["All Right" by Christopher Cross playing]
-[baby crying]
-Will you three be okay?
[man 1] Yes, super.
-Okay.
-[crying continues]
-Why are you holding them like that?
-Why?
-So they can give you a kiss.
-They're human beings!
-Boing, boing.
-Does my hair look bad?
-Your hair?
-Did I cut it too short?
-No, no.
-Are you lying?
-No, really, no.
-Oh no. Don't cry.
I told you how much I love it.
A new cut for a new beginning.
It's okay, it's okay.
-Look at you. Everything's gonna be fine.
-Bye, bye, bye. Bye, bye, bye.
-Okay, Okay.
-Okay?
-If not, lay them down or
-Yes, yes, yes.
-Okay? Don't
-So, pure, right?
-I don't know what I'll find. Pure, yes.
-Okay.
It's been months.
Who knows if they've been on the ball.
-Calm down. Look, look.
-You know?
-They're a
-Bye, Mommy.
-Okay, see you, guys!
-Bye-Bye.
-Bye, Mommy!
-Mommy's leaving!
-I'll see you soon.
-Goodbye.
-See you soon.
-Bye-bye.
GO TEAM!
Think it might just work out this time
It's all right
I think we're gonna make it
Think it might
Everything is fine.
You've slept well.
Think we're gonna make it
Everything's in order.
The babies are with daddy.
I'm so excited to be back.
[laughs]
Couldn't wait to come on back. [laughs]
I think it might just work out
'Cause it's not too late
My God, it's so amazing to see everyone!
[laughing] Yeah.
[song crescendos, ends]
Ow. Anything for me?
[telephone ringing]
[ringing continues]
XII CHEESE CONTEST.
SILVER. TO MOCHALES
[ringing continues]
ARTISAN CHEESES.
CURED COW CHEESE
[telephones ringing]
Hello?
-[woman 2] He's coming. He's here.
-[man 2] Shhh!
-Shhh!
-[ringing continues]
[employees] Surprise!
THANKS 4 EVERYTHING
[laughing]
-Surprise!
-Surprise!
-Oh.
-[mother laughs]
What the f*ck?
-What is this?
-Um, I thought you were still gone.
Um, I'm back today.
-[laughs awkwardly]
-[laughs awkwardly] No, that's tomorrow.
Have you seen her hair?
Her head looks different somehow.
-Yeah, I um got bangs.
-[employees] Ah.
-[mother] After the kids were born.
-Oh.
-[mother] Do you like it?
-It's great.
Yeah. Um, is that for my children?
-Thank you. You didn't have to, really.
-Uh, no.
-No, hey. Put it down, it's for Padilla.
-[mother] Did Padilla fill in for me?
-[woman 3] He's coming, he's coming!
-Just Duck, duck!
[employees] Surprise! [cheering]
-Oh! [laughing]
-[cheering continues]
-[man 4 whoops]
-[man 5] We got him. We got him good.
-Angelines.
-[Angelines] Mm!
-This guy was my substitute?
-Hello, Mara.
Yeah. He uses soccer metaphors
that get my blood flowing.
-I'm happy for you.
-Thanks.
the most important thing is your team.
And making sure you put it in the net.
I love you all!
From the bottom of my heart.
-["Hblame de ti" playing over radio]
-[indistinct chatter]
We love you, Padilla! [whoops]
[mother] Clearly everyone missed me.
You've been gone for what, six months now?
-And?
-Well
Padilla has won our hearts.
-[mother] I can see that.
-Don't go. [crying softly]
[mother] He didn't even cry
when I told him
not to get drunk with clients.
-Padilla closed the deal with Mercadona.
-That's great.
Because I worked on that deal for months.
But he closed it.
-And he saved our year, you know?
-He did.
[indistinct chatter continues]
Come on now.
-Show us some pictures.
-Sure.
The new pesto cheese
-Looks bad, but tastes good, huh?
-But that one, tastes like pickles.
Here we go.
-Oh, wow. Ah, man!
-Oh, let me see!
-Oh, look at that.
-Leo.
And little Luca.
-[man 2] Hmm
-Oh!
-Yeah.
-My God!
Come on, those matching overalls
are too cute.
I let my boys walk around
with their willies out.
-Domingo.
-What?
Domingo, that language isn't appropriate.
It would be
if I walked around with it out.
This is an inclusive workspace.
You can't talk that way here.
You can't 'cause you're a woke wokey.
-Enough, Dom.
-[scatting "Hblame de ti" melody]
-Hey, what a bunch of party poopers,
-Oh God.
-No one's dancing.
-Angelines, careful with your hip.
-You're all out of sick days.
-She's gonna break it.
-You heard about the woke dictatorship?
-Yes.
-Yeah. Yup.
-My brother-in-law showed me.
-I had no idea.
-Yeah?
-In a Facebook video. You'll flip out.
-Put it down.
Can I have your attention please?
Angelines, turn down the music.
-I'm Natalia.
-Please k*ll the music, Natalia.
-Listen, everyone, this concerns us all.
-Gentlemen, hey.
The party's over. Pepa's talking now.
-Quiet down.
-Thank you for your silence and attention.
Hmm.
Before I get too far into it,
Let's all thank the exceptional Padilla
for being with us all these months,
and for closing that deal
with Mercadona. Padilla!
-Hear, hear! Mercadona! Mercadona!
-[employees cheer]
This guy. [chuckles]
Olga, congratulations on your children,
who feel a bit like our children.
How beautiful. That's sweet, thanks.
-I was so eager to-- Mm-hm.
-[Pepa] Now for the important part.
Our team building excursion
This year it's in Marbella.
Five-star hotel, open bar and everything.
-When is it?
-Tomorrow.
-What? No, are you being serious?
-Mm-hm.
You didn't know?
it would've been the very best
team building experience we've ever had.
But we're not doing that.
Why, what happened?
Laura?
-[Laura] Hm?
-[Pepa] Please.
Instead, Laura and her team
over at Human Resources are--
No, uh-- Um there's no team, though.
They've prepared a fantastic
weekend getaway for us.
-Right, Laura?
-Right.
Yes. In the end,
With the resources we had available,
and a lot of efforts,
We have, um,
put together a spectacular weekend.
At Vilches del Morrazo.
[employees whispering indistinctly]
The birthplace of Aldo Mochales.
-Ah.
-[Laura] Uncle Mochales.
With the beret?
The founder of the company and all?
Our logo guy.
We're going to be doing
all sorts of fun activities.
For instance, cow milking!
Sustainable ecotourism!
Woke, you see? That's woke right there.
And most importantly,
we'll no longer be just employees,
we'll be friends.
-But mostly employees. A little bit.
-Of course.
-Lets go team. Lets go.
-Yup.
Let's go team. Go!
[employees chattering indistinctly]
f*cked us again.
-[indistinct chatter]
-[telephones ringing]
-Is this the one I asked for?
-[woman 3] Here she comes!
[in unison] Olga!
[woman 4] Welcome back!
[woman 3] Welcome to the mommy club!
That's nice.
-This is for you.
-Yes!
-[squeals]
-A gift? You didn't have to do that.
It was nothing. Just some cheap outfits.
-That's really sweet.
-[woman 5] They're very cute.
We know becoming a mother can leave you
feeling bit tender down there.
[woman 3] The first day you leave them
[in unison] Drama. [laughing]
Things are okay, thanks.
-How? How is your? Well, your
-How's your pelvic floor?
-Yes.
-Yeah.
-[Olga] Good, it's good.
-And your fluids?
-It's
-[woman 5] Still breastfeeding?
Because I've had two cases of mastitis
in each teat.
-You wanna see?
-Uh, if you'll excuse me.
-[woman 3] Yes.
-I really appreciate this.
-Yes, of course. Yeah, don't mention it.
-Okay. Pepa.
-[woman 5] She looks tired.
-[woman 4] Yeah. She'll be okay.
[coffee machine humming]
[beeps, whirs]
-I hope everything goes well, my friend.
-Yes, I'm delighted.
-To be unemployed?
-Oh, yeah.
-Why not?
-I don't know.
[laughs] Domingo, listen
It's all, for the best. This isn't a life.
Ah.
My wife got us an RV.
When I'm not temping, you know what I do?
-What?
-Me and her go to the middle of nowhere.
Valle del Jerte,
with all the cherry trees.
-Oh, amazing.
-We open a few beers and watch the sunset.
And afterwards, we get down
to some serious humpity-bumpity.
[both laugh]
And we talk about it all, about life.
-What we still have left to live for.
-I see.
-About how sad it is to work here.
-[coffee machine beeps]
And, of course,
what happens when I think about work?
-I remember this place.
-[lilting music playing]
[laughs] This coffin, huh?
And then I tell myself,
"Good Lord, you've wasted
so much of your time."
Best of luck, Domingo.
-[music fades]
-[sighs]
[man 2] Tell me the truth,
I promise I won't fire you.
So it's like an attempt at a g*y flag?
-It's g*y?
-It's colorful.
They need to change the logo.
How are we gonna sell cheese?
-I can't believe pardon me.
-Uh, sorry.
-[laughs] Keep going, keep going.
-Okay.
TO MOCHALES
LITTLE CHEESES AND LITTLE KISSES
-[man 2] Pepa's going to hate it.
-[man 5] Only a matter of time, Marco.
She'll listen to you.
-Listen to me?
-Seriously. Yes, you're very brilliant.
-[man 5] I'm headed out, okay?
-[Marco] Hm? Bye.
END OF PRESENTATION
NEW DESIGNS
-Bye.
-Sleep well.
[telephone ringing]
[inhales, exhales]
[mouse clicking]
[knocking on door]
Why's the mother of the year still here?
Hi, brilliant.
-Nosy lady.
-You're fun to spy on.
-You gonna do anything?
-About what?
About that.
Oh, look, please. He's employee.
In team building,
you are not just employees.
-What are you?
-Someone who doesn't wanna get fired.
-Where are you going?
-To speak with Pepa.
This late?
-Wish me luck.
-Good luck.
-[knocking on door]
-[Olga] Pepa.
Olga, how are you?
-Fine, fine.
-[lilting music playing]
When I have a little time
we have to catch up.
-Do you have a moment now?
-Not now. I'm going home.
Um, one thing before you leave.
Pepa, the team building.
-So, because I just got back
-Yes?
It's optional, right?
Olga, of course!
Of course.
-Good.
-But you should be there.
[inhales sharply]
I mean, you've been away a long time,
so it'd be good to be there, right?
Obviously. Yeah.
So I'm definitely going.
Are those bangs new for you?
Yes.
Uh-huh.
They make your head look longer.
-[music crescendos, fades]
-Oh.
These onesies are cute, aren't they?
Check out Lu. She looks like a lollipop.
-Right?
-[Olga] That's Leo.
I knew I would end up
paying for the leave.
-Ah, I warned you not to take it all.
-Well, one of us had to.
Fifteen days at home,
and half the time doing fitboxing.
I don't wanna argue about fitboxing.
It's important.
Your children need a healthy father.
What if I had a heart attack?
Then you'd really be screwed.
-[mobile playing lullaby]
-[Leo babbling]
Hey, hey, what's happening?
You're not leaving us, are you? Olga?
I need to pack
for our annual team building.
Team building? What's that?
The one we do every year.
But, wait a minute.
You mean you're just gonna
leave your children here alone?
Not alone, with their father.
-Their father can't breastfeed them.
-The freezer is full of fresh milk.
Ah, well, the freezer has milk.
Oh boy, Mommy says the freezer
is full of delicious breast milk!
Hooray!
All I know is that I need to
absolutely k*ll it this weekend.
Yeah, but I thought this weekend
we might, you know
-[Leo crying]
-No, no, no. Okay. No, no. Okay, okay.
["Lujo$$$o" by Chill Chicos playing]
Oh, baby, baby, baby
Hey
[rapping continues in Spanish]
RV WORLD
Olga.
Hey, looks like you miss them a lot.
Are you hiding your tears?
[woman 3] Aw, she's crying.
Uh, no.
The guilt is coming.
That's the curse of the Catholic.
I can hear them crying out to you.
They're saying, "Mama! Mama!"
-"Mama!"
-"Mama!"
"Where's our, Mama?"
-Mama is trying to pay for your education.
-Yep.
Excuse me, I need to
speak with my sales team.
-Of course.
-Oh, sure.
It's designed like a pyramid.
You put some money in,
the money grows and piles up.
You bring in more people with money,
and it grows.
You wouldn't believe
how much money people give you.
I highly recommend it.
-You have any money to invest?
-[Olga] Hey.
Time for them to see that we're
the strongest sales team in the world.
-Hm? That's right.
-In the world?
But I have all these drugs.
Parrondo.
I know.
Olga, you're so naive.
I'm just messing with you.
You believed me, didn't you?
I wouldn't bring drugs on a work trip.
Okay, ladies.
There's no one we need to impress
at this company.
So we'll just take this whole week
nice and easy.
We're not as young as we used to be.
Well, I'm young.
Yeah, yeah. But even Natalia over here
sprained her ankle last year.
I was born with
an irregular bone condition.
-[microphone feedback squeals]
-Hello, employee-friends.
[indistinct chatter]
Can I? Can I, pretty please?
Can I just get one more
minute of your attention?
-Yes. Hello!
-[chattering continues]
They're not listening to you.
No. Not working. Oy.
-[feedback blaring]
-[employees groaning]
[Domingo] Is that a microphone from hell?
What's going on?
[PA crackles and pops]
[over PA] Now is the mic working okay?
-Yes. It's working now.
-[Laura] In the back?
We've prepared a special surprise for you.
GREAT CHEESES,
GREAT IDEAS
The crate of great ideas.
I've made this
wonderful little crate for us.
A place for you to deposit
ideas on how to improve the experience
in your day-to-day company lives.
Like, for example, Annual Pet Day.
And trust your instincts.
Because all ideas, are great ideas.
[employees muttering indistinctly]
[feedback squeals]
["My Days in the Sunshine"
by Victor Mechanick and Tarka playing]
THURSDAY
[Parrondo] It's called cryptocurrency.
It's virtual, but now is the time.
I invest during the day,
I look at it at night.
Asia, boom, bam, you sell, millionaire.
Sailing away, taking our time
-My God, what a sh*thole.
-Really?
Are you the type that likes camping?
-It's pretty cool, isn't it?
-Oh, well, sure. I love it.
-Actually I'm super eco-friendly.
-Really?
Sometimes I get a little eco-anxious
with everything that's going on.
-Recycling
-Why is he talking like that?
Are they hooking up?
No.
Well, not yet. [laughs]
[man] Welcome to Vilches del Morrazo,
birthplace of
the world's greatest cheeses.
-[song fades]
-[Parrondo coughs]
No one? I can't hear you.
Come on, let's make some noise!
Bravo! Bravo!
[employees muttering]
[man] Welcome.
Behind me is a list of all the games
that we will be playing over the weekend.
Hula hoops, cow milking,
cheese racing, all for points!
We'll keep track on this scoreboard.
Measuring your performance
with these cute little die-cast medals.
THE GREAT TEAM GAME
And in the end,
the team with the most points wins a
surprise.
I told you. It's a competition.
-[man] And as we progress
-Time to get ruthless.
it's going to be super important
that everyone follows the three Cs.
Confidence, communication,
and cooperativity.
-[laughs] Ridiculous.
-[man] Three simple Cs.
Confidence, communication,
and cooperativity.
-Let's hear it.
-Where is this guy from?
-[group] Confidence. Communication.
-I think he's an actor.
[group] Cooperativity.
-You know--
-Excuse me. Pardon.
Just one moment, everyone. Uh
Before we get going,
I want to say on behalf
of all the members of this family,
who I'm sure feel the same way I do,
thank you to the company,
and a huge thank you to Pepa,
for this great gift you have given us,
that we're gonna take full advantage of.
-Right, team?
-[snickers]
[chuckles awkwardly]
Go team, go!
Perhaps you are pondering
exactly what's in this building.
[cow moos]
Cows?
-Something else.
-[cows mooing]
Cow sh*t? I can smell it
way out here. [groans]
Say hello to our beloved founder,
Aldo Mochales.
Mister Mochales?
[cows mooing]
He doesn't look
anything like the guy on the logo.
My dear Aldo,
I know you don't like to speak in public,
but a few words from you
would really mean the world to us.
[cows mooing]
[Aldo coughs]
Fifty years ago, I had a dream.
-[cow moos]
-[inhales sharply]
Jesus Christ and a dwarf named Nacho
were cutting my father's hair.
This wasn't part of the plan.
[Aldo] I was drinking hard liquor
with the dwarf.
Two days later, my father was gone.
Was the dwarf a k*ller?
-Huh?
-Was the dwarf a k*ller?
What do you mean,
"Was the dwarf a k*ller?"
[Laura] No?
What are you talking about?
He was squashed by a tractor.
Oh. How awful.
And then, one year later,
I had a dream
that I was making cheeses, so
Mm-hm.
I decided I was gonna follow that dream.
And who are all of you?
They're employees, sir.
Oh, what a mess.
Well, you've inspired us a lot today.
What?
Your story. It was very inspiring.
I had goosebumps, Aldo. Really.
A round of applause, please.
Sir, you can follow me.
[cow moos]
[Pepa] But not to the barn.
-Not with the cows.
-Doesn't he live here?
["Come on Home" by Lijadu Sisters playing]
What?
At Uncle Mochales, what are we?
We are cheesemakers.
And who else
happens to play an important role
in making all our cheeses?
Uh uh, the cows do?
As you can see, each one of you
has cattle at their position.
And the team who extracts the most milk
[cow bellows]
wins.
[blows whistle]
Uh, you first.
-Does this hurt? [whimpers]
-[cow bellows]
Our cow smells like sh*t. I can't.
-[in unison] Moo
-[man] Good job, mommies! Good job!
[Olga] Aw, look at that baby.
I think it misses its mother.
Have you ever had a nice veal parmigiana?
-It's heaven.
-[calf moos]
Now I'm hungry. [groans]
-[calf mooing]
-[crying]
[Domingo] She's moving.
-Oh, no, no, no. Oh!
-[Domingo] Watch out!
-[Natalia] No! No.
-[cows mooing and bellowing]
-[song fades]
-[employees chattering nervously]
-[mooing and bellowing continues]
-[door thuds]
[lilting music playing]
I think it went quite well.
-Considering it was our first time.
-Excuse me.
-We need something much more basic.
-Oh.
Something simple, like birdwatching.
Or a slow walk.
Look what I got. Nothing.
Here, you can have some of mine.
[Angelines] It smelled like sh*t,
and I'm lactose intolerant.
I've never done something like this.
-Um, well, so--
-This is pathetic.
You hear that? Pathetic.
[lilting music continues]
Meeting in ten minutes
in the assembly hall.
-Ten minutes.
-But-- [sighs]
[music fades]
Listen up.
This concerns all of you.
I planned to wait off on this,
but after what I've seen
You're lazy people,
so it's better you know
before we continue.
Will there be layoffs?
The board is finalizing the sale
of Uncle Mochales to Royal Pet.
Don't they make food for animals?
The pet industry, Olga,
is now among the world's most powerful.
You weren't aware?
Eh-- Um, no. [laughs]
[Pepa] Royal Pet is acquiring
a variety of companies,
and they have money.
Why?
Because nowadays everyone has cats,
and no one has children.
Except Olga.
[laughs nervously]
The current market is a cruel b*stard
to a mid-market company.
We're too damn big
to get any national subsidies,
but then we're too damn small
to be competing in any global markets.
-Perfectly summarized. Well said, Nieves.
-Actually it's Angelines.
We need a bigger parent corporation
that can open more sectors
so we can thrive.
Oh, great.
So this is good news for us, isn't it?
Oh yes. Oh yes!
-[Marco] Yeah.
-[woman] Nice!
-[Marco] Good news always welcome.
-[woman] Okay!
-[Marco] Bring it on, bring it on.
-[woman] Yeah!
-And one more thing.
-[Marco] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Silence.
Just one more thing.
Their proposed salaries are very generous.
So get ready for a big pay raise.
-Yes, sir!
-[cheering]
-[Parrondo] Pay raise! [whoops]
-[cheering continues]
Oh! [whooping] Oh!
Okay, okay, okay, okay. No, no, no, no.
One minute.
I believe Pepa's still speaking.
Please settle down. Yeah.
That's why this
team building is essential.
Because tomorrow begins a new chapter.
And not everyone can stay in the company.
Ah, so that means there will be layoffs!
[Pepa] I'm afraid so.
For more details,
Laura and her team from Human Resources.
No, it really is only me.
So wait, are these layoffs
negotiable or what?
Laura, excuse me,
but approximately speaking,
how many are being fired?
About, mm
The number I believe, Marco, is
The calculation, approximately,
give or take, it's not, um
Uh
Puts us at around 30 to 40 percent or so.
-30 to 40 percent? Is that a real number?
-[Laura] Well, yes.
Now we mustn't allow this bad news
to break this weekend's atmosphere
of festive team building.
[Sergio] What the hell do you expect?
I just bought myself a brand-new Tesla.
On your salary?
Well, pardon me for being stupid
and following that 2020 Agenda.
-Thirty.
-2030 Agenda.
The important thing
is to try our best this week.
-Because those who come in last place
-[chattering angrily]
ROYAL PEAND THE CREATIVE LAYOFFS
[Marco] Right there, Angelines.
You see? There, look.
"Royal Pet is known for its unusual
process for employee selection,
used to lay off employees in many places."
[Parrondo] So they'll fire us
for losing a f*cking game?
Is that legal?
Have you read your contract?
They can push you off a building
and tell you it's a business trip.
[Parrondo] What b*stards.
There's gotta be a way to stop this
and defend our careers.
[Domingo] Of course.
I wish they would invent something
to defend against abusing workers.
We could name it,
for example, a labor union.
Now it's time for the union guy to rant.
I've been proposing one for ages,
but you all preferred to waste our dues
on yoga and discount physicals.
That's because it's necessary.
My neck gets sore
every day at this company.
-Mine too. It's horrible.
-Then let the doctor defend you.
We're wasting time fighting each other.
To save our asses we'll have to fight
like animals against this bullshit.
[cows mooing distantly]
What? What's the matter?
Did you think that I'd gone soft?
-'Cause I'm a mother? That's good.
-No. I never thought anything like that.
I'm stronger than anyone on this team.
Well, okay, but then what?
Are we just going to accept this?
I just gave birth,
I'm not in the mood to look for a job.
After we merge, anyone still employed
will get a raise. I'm not going anywhere.
And they'll still be giving out
those little medals, right?
-Don't worry, honey, they will.
-[Olga] Domingo?
For 30 years
I've worked at this damn company.
You know what's better
than a French salary?
-A Spanish layoff.
-So stupid.
You guys can tear each other apart,
I'm gonna get myself an RV.
Congratulations.
Mama Olga, Don't be ruthless.
I got it.
I won't f*ck with you.
[clicks tongue]
Good morning.
Today's activities will begin with
the epic challenge of the hula hoop, okay?
It's very important for this activity
that each of you keep hold
of each others' hands.
Lift your foot, Parrondo. Let's go!
-Do it! Come on!
-I see the wind that blows
-[in unison] Right leg. Now left leg!
-[whistle blows]
Careful, careful, careful.
Please don't fall.
-Put it there.
-We should play real Jenga later.
Shh! Um, much less flirting,
and more participation.
["Don't Worry About the Government"
by Talking Heads playing]
[man] That's good, keep going.
If we get stuck, we stop.
And we mine our brain's mental power
to ask, why can't I move?
Move your left leg.
No, your left, g*dd*mn it!
Don't get stuck! One, two, three, left!
Right! Left! Right!
I see the wind that blows
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey!
-[cheering]
-[man] No, that's cheating!
Over by the building
[Parrondo] Easy, easy, we got her!
What are you feeling?
Nothing.
And that's your obstacle.
You think you're a machine without a soul.
-Don't you worry about me!
-Okay, good! Good!
-[Parrondo] Let's go, let's go team!
-[song fades]
-Clara, Clarisa.
-Clara.
This is mine.
-[Laura] Here you go.
-[woman 5] Thank you.
We're in a cow town,
and still they feed us a wet sandwich
from a vending machine.
-Yeah.
-I can't feel my t*ts.
[Laura] Excuse me. Excuse me.
Do you recall the personality test
we took back in February?
No.
Well, we just got back the results.
And most of you are blue,
which is wonderful.
Because being a blue,
you are, more, uh, realistic,
and, uh, analytical, technological.
Sergio. Sergio is textbook blue.
-[chuckles]
-Oh, you are?
-This guy.
-It seems so.
Blue traits are worthless.
No. Red is our color.
[Laura] Yes, red. Reds are, well,
the ambitious,
authoritarian, proactive ones.
That's me. Red power.
Red power.
No, Olga, no.
You came back green.
[cows mooing distantly]
Um, and green is?
Well, green is empathetic.
Creative. Spiritual.
We're so empathetic.
No, I'm not empathetic.
More, uh, aggressive,
a bit, uh, authoritarian?
Just this morning
I was a total b*tch to Parrondo.
[inhales] Um
And I filled this out when I was pregnant.
Too many hormones.
I'm red. Like a garnet. Can I repeat it?
No.
But I don't want to be green.
Understandable.
Green is duck sh*t melting in a pond.
In a competition you don't bring empathy,
you bring K*llers.
-You bring reds.
-I just realized my foot is blue.
I fell this morning.
It feels like a badger is chewing on it--
Quiet, Angelines,
or I'll rip your damn foot apart!
-The green seems a little unsettled.
-Mm-hm.
[Olga] See? I'm red.
I'm so violent.
The important thing to comprehend
is the mixture.
The combination of characters
is what enriches the group.
Well, that and going out
and stepping on competitors' throats. Hm?
Metaphorically speaking, guys.
Oh, no.
If you want to stay in this company,
then crush throats.
Be red K*llers.
[cows mooing distantly]
No, please don't step on anyone.
Parrondo, you
You are gray.
[Parrondo] No sh*t? What is gray?
They couldn't tell me.
[lilting music playing]
-Pepa.
-[rooster crows]
Pepa, hey. Do you mind
if I talk to you for just a minute?
-Sure.
-Um
I know this moment's very,
very delicate for the company.
And of course, delicate for you above all,
because layoffs can be difficult.
I'm here if you want me to do it.
But then what exactly
do I pay Laura and her team to do?
I mean, Laura can barely
take care of Uncle Mochales.
Marco, this team building
is priceless for everyone, even managers.
You mean for me?
[laughs] Oh, I see.
Because when they reorganize,
you're gonna get a promotion!
-Shh! Shh! Be quiet.
-Okay.
So
Who are they proposing for your position?
Well, the French would like
one of their own,
but I'd prefer to have someone I trust.
Believe me, Pepa, I'll do anything.
Pick me. My life would be yours.
Please. You won't regret it.
I swear, I'll be the lapdog
you've always wanted. Okay?
-I'll see to it you never have to be--
-I'm proposing Olga.
-[music fades]
-No way. No. Olga's a disaster.
The woman can barely take care of herself.
You've seen her. She doesn't sleep.
Not to mention, her marriage has problems.
The two kids--
Olga is brilliant.
[cows mooing distantly]
I mean, Olga is my favorite person.
I'd die for her, it's just that
the moment she's presently in--
Olga doesn't know anything,
and we'll keep it that way.
Not a word. Hm?
-Yes.
-Okay.
But there's still something
I don't understand.
Why is this team stuff important for me?
It's important for everyone.
Not all of you get to keep your jobs.
The scythe is here.
So give it your best shot.
[poignant music playing]
[birds singing and calling]
[poignant music continues]
You okay?
[Marco] I don't have a f*cking life
because of this shitty,
old fashioned company.
And to think we came here
to be put out to pasture
like a cow that's gotten milked to death.
Hm.
Hey.
[chuckles]
You're not worried at all?
Marco, having the same job
for your entire career is
A thing for another generation,
like using Facebook.
[laughs]
I still use Facebook.
[laughs]
Do you want to know what de-stresses me?
Let's see, surprise me.
-Listening to Britney Spears.
-I'm gone!
-[laughs] There is another way.
-[laughs] Oh, yeah?
-I'll show you. You'll like it.
-Good, good.
-'Cause I don't love Britney Spears.
-Look.
[tender music playing]
[groans softly] We can't do this. No, hey.
-What?
-No, no, you're gonna get me fired.
-Quiet.
-So fired.
[music fades]
[sighs]
[clears throat]
[inhales, exhales]
Tell us how you miss them, Olga?
You think you're going to
sleep soundly, don't you?
-Mm-hm.
-Well, no. No way.
-You will never be able to sleep again.
-Never.
-Never.
-Never.
I have to wake up every day at six.
And my eldest is in college.
-What? How?
-Eye covering.
[woman 4] Earplugs.
Diazepam.
-I'll try the eye covering.
-[women laugh]
-You'll need all of them honey.
-[Clara] A mommy needs all three.
-All three at a minimum.
-You do.
I know you guys are only trying to help,
but I just won't permit life
to be entirely taken over by motherhood.
Hm? I can't spend my whole day
thinking about onesies,
muslins, co-sleeping,
semi-co-sleeping,
spending all my time
in breastfeeding communities.
That green sh*t from their butt.
[women] Meconium.
It's called meconium, yeah.
-[woman 4] Yeah.
-I'm sorry, nope.
Out there, yes.
Out there it's Olga, the mother.
A person who's caring and patient.
But not here.
Here, it's Olga, the head of
the whole commercial sales wing business.
Olga is a punisher. See? So two Olgas.
Different people.
And right now one of them needs to sleep,
because she doesn't want to be laid off.
Hm. Okay.
It's normal to have plenty of mood swings.
-[woman 4] Oh, yeah.
-[woman 5] She won't get a wink of sleep.
-[Clara] No way. Good night.
-[woman 4] I know it.
-Hey, good night, okay?
-[woman 5] Good night, mommies.
-[cell phone chiming]
-[Clara] Okay, time to rest.
[cell phone chimes]
[husband on recording]
Hi, love. One quick question.
I'm trying to find the bottle warmer,
but I can't remember
where I set the damn thing down.
-[chimes]
-False alarm, I found it.
Don't worry, okay?
One more thing,
do I put it in the dishwasher, or no?
[chimes]
Honey, I just talked to my mom.
She says we're too late
to enroll them this school year.
-[babies crying]
-Yeah, Mommy's not here. I know, I know.
She's out partying with her friends.
And she abandoned us.
-[snoring]
-Hey, love.
I know I said one more thing,
but I have one more thing to ask.
Do you remember
where we buy our diapers from?
[women snoring]
FRIDAY
[man over PA] Good morning, team.
It is six o'clock,
and what better way to start the day than
playing human chess!
I'm going to say this one last time.
The use of cell phones inside the costumes
is strictly prohibited.
I'm never not watching you, okay?
[Domingo groans]
[man] Playing this game with each other
will help with group dynamics,
the feeling of being a team,
the team spirit
-What are you?
-I'm Domingo. Why?
Rook? Knight? Bishop?
-Pepa, I can't stand playing this sh*t.
-I don't care. It's your job.
-Today is my day for myself.
-[Pepa scoffs]
[man] Very good. Now, the knight moves
[Pepa] What color did you get on the test?
-[man] No, like an L.
-[Domingo] Hm?
-He didn't take it.
-[man] And the sound. [whinnies]
-I took it.
-We all know you didn't.
I forgot.
-And the box?
-What box?
Have you produced any great ideas
about improving the company?
-I'll go brainstorm right now.
-No.
-Not that either?
-No.
You're a snitch. You can never trust HR.
Being old doesn't mean
you can break whatever rules you want.
We've discovered a pattern of disturbing
and fire-able bad behavior, Domingo.
Oh, you'd break my heart.
Please have mercy.
But if I must go, I must go.
-Without compensation.
-Yeah right, you know you can't do that.
-No compensation.
-No, you're out of control here.
Don't joke with me about that,
it's very serious.
-You can't let me go without my pension.
-I have here a conduct report.
-I didn't write it.
-What report?
In the last three years,
according to the report
What are you, a spy?
"Domingo has been an average
of 20 minutes late,
over 80 percent of all workdays."
You're late over 80 percent
of all workdays.
-You put the parking lot a block away.
-Go on.
-Language offensive to our company values.
-Are you listening?
-Language offensive to our company values.
-Offensive language? Me? Come on now.
-In reference to our custodian, Joaqun.
-I would never.
-What did he call him?
-You-- You called him-- He called him--
-"The dark one at the entrance."
-Dark one at the entrance.
-Joaqun, the janitor. extremely serious!
-So what?
There are five Joaquins in the company,
and that one's Black.
-Uh, conduct deemed discriminatory.
-And?
-With who? Jess.
-Jess. The intern.
-Who is Jess?
-[Pepa] Our summer intern.
You disrespected Jess's pronouns
on many occasions.
You referred to them as female.
-You spoke to them as a female.
-Pepa, what?
-They filed a complaint before they left.
-Not true.
I have zero problems
with bipolar people, guys.
If Royal Pet sees this report,
what happens to Domingo?
If they see even half?
These charges have been found sufficient
to begin the dismissal process.
With no pension.
I've given 30 years of my life
to this company,
and now my whole pension is gone
because of a couple comments?
-There's plenty you can do before you go.
-No.
[Pepa] Domingo, I wanna
see you give your all for once.
[lilting music playing]
[Domingo sighs]
I believe they're kicking us out,
my friends.
-[Natalia] Are you serious?
-What's our next move?
Eliminate the strongest one on the team.
[music turns ominous]
[man speaking indistinctly]
-I am.
-Yeah, definitely.
[music fades]
-[baby crying over phone]
-[husband] Hello, Mommy!
How's it going?
They have layoffs planned for us.
They're coming
at the worst possible moment too.
But they won't fire you.
I mean, you're like their sales champion.
No, no. I'm not the champion, Vctor.
I'm not the champion.
I'm just some sort of poser.
I still think like Olga the k*ller,
but then somehow the body won't cooperate.
Something's wrong. It might be over.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's awful, my love.
But, um, maybe we
change the subject a bit.
Because, um
We're having a little problem
with a fever over here.
Nothing I do is helping.
Leo or Lu?
-It's Leo. Definitely Leo.
-How high is it?
I put it in his armpit,
and the meter said--
Uh, Leo, no.
The thing said it was 99.
But then I thought,
let's put it in his butt.
In his where?
It's always wise to get a second opinion,
and I thought
Just please tell me
you washed the thermometer.
Papa is breaking under his mental load.
Set the plushy puppet down.
-Mama what now?
-What do you think?
-How about you make them an appointment?
-A doctor app?
-Olga, we need to talk to you now.
-[Olga] You download it. Yes.
-How do I
-Schedule it.
So if I want to talk to you,
I have to schedule it?
Bye, darling.
-Um, is it important? 'Cause I'm
-This is very important. [clears throat]
When we begged for more pay,
and you said there wasn't money.
-There wasn't money.
-[Parrondo] Of course not.
Because your pay already took all of it.
[Olga] What do you mean, my pay?
Salary. It was put on the network.
-By some Good Samaritan.
-Tell me the person.
Okay? Who did it?
-Domingo?
-That's not important right now.
You get this plus bonus?
-Yes. Monthly.
-[Parrondo] I told you!
See, I told you!
Queen Olga is a leech on our asses!
How funny. Hm?
Some of us
have spent 15 years working here.
Could be that I'm the one in charge here?
And you're not?
Olga, for God's sake, triple?
You deserve triple? Hm?
I get triple
because the manager gets triple!
Hm? They load me
with triple the responsibilities!
And I have to put up with
triple the incompetence on my team!
You hear that? [laughs smugly]
And I don't sneak off to the forest
to do drugs during team building.
[Parrondo] Come on, Olga.
That's a low blow, and you know it.
Because I snuck a little candy
during team building?
I mean, if the kids can't let loose
between contests and be free,
then this place
starts to feel like a funeral home.
But you know where
I feel the pain the most? Padilla.
He wouldn't have done this to us.
Padilla doesn't have
my f*cking mental load!
[door slams]
[employees chattering indistinctly]
[sighs]
[buttons clicking]
-[pump whirring]
-[groans softly]
[inhales, exhales]
Don't worry about it. Stay calm now.
Just breathe.
[inhales]
f*cking Domingo.
[exhales]
[mischievous music playing]
[exhales]
Now in this next activity,
we'll work on teamwork.
-[mischievous music continues]
-And being together.
Also, we'll learn about the importance
of empathy and camaraderie, okay?
-[Domingo] Camaraderie is important.
-[man] It really is. And what else?
-[Domingo] And, uh
-Punctuality.
-Yes. [chuckles]
-[man] Yes.
Punctuality so as not to
break the climate of teamwork.
-Ah.
-We begin with a game of role-playing.
An expl*sive w*r
has gone nuclear. [mimics expl*si*n]
Yeah. Of course it has.
[man] And you are six random strangers
on board a hot air balloon,
who've managed to survive together.
Pardon, if we are six total strangers,
it would be my biggest concern
to be proper
about addressing all of you respectfully.
I need to know the pronouns.
He/him, he/him, she/her?
They/that, it/its, right?
Okay, so we're all normal, is that right?
[Sergio sighs]
[man] The hot air balloon
is flying towards a desert island,
and once you're there,
you'll have to start
a brand-new civilization.
-Yes?
-Mm-hm.
Only there's one minor problem.
The balloon is too heavy,
and you're about to crash.
If you want to reach the island,
you'll have to throw someone over.
-[Olga] Mm-hm.
-Say bye to Armando, the lawyer.
-Overboard you go.
-You'd k*ll me?
Of course!
What are we going to do
with a lawyer on a desert island?
[laughs] It's ridiculous, right?
The lawyer? Sorry, buddy.
Off to the sharks. Go!
Rapid, resolute, and authoritarian.
The lawyer goes to the f*cking sharks now!
Decision made!
-Oh
-[grunts]
I think the talk went well.
He seems much more motivated.
-[man] Hey, Domingo. Domingo.
-I'll make a note.
[man] Take a deep breath.
Domingo, this is
a role-playing game, okay?
Yes.
[man] We're playing characters
that are not our real selves.
-He is not him.
-Ah!
-[man] You are not you.
-Oh, pardon, pardon.
[man] And I am not me.
Well, actually, I am me.
[Domingo] Okay, then. How do we play?
[man] You each have an envelope
with a designated role to play.
Open it and defend your occupation
on the balloon.
Where is the envelope?
-[man] Underneath you.
-[Domingo groans]
-[man] Are you all right, Domingo?
-Whoa. You okay?
I'm okay. Thank you.
[man] Oh, okay.
I think he needs air.
[Domingo] How pretty.
I love this envelope.
Hey, I'm definitely staying in the group.
Because I'm an expert game hunter.
And when we land on the island,
we'll have to eat something.
Wait, wait. That's if there are animals,
we can't be sure there are.
Also, I'm a vegan.
Okay. When we get attacked
by a wild boar, then what?
Are you going to take it down
with sticks of tofu?
[Domingo laughs]
With tofu? With Tofu!
Though it is pretty wonderful, right?
My sister loves to eat tofu.
Attention!
Who here's a vegan?
Who likes tofu? Tofu is important.
Tofu is a very important part of my life!
Excuse me, Olga.
What's your plan for this thing?
-My plan?
-[Sergio] Defending ourselves.
From what I understand to be true,
she doesn't have any weapons.
-No weapons?
-No weapons.
-[Domingo] What do you mean, no weapons?
-Okay then, I'll carve them.
-I'm gonna look for a boar!
-[Marco] Careful.
-[man] You're going to hurt yourself.
-[Olga] Domingo!
-Is he having a stroke?
-His eyes are blood red.
-[Armando] Like the devil.
-No.
What do you mean, no?
They're like two peppers.
I think they seem fine.
-Okay. Sorry.
-Come back, it's okay.
We must remember none of this is real.
-We're just doing activities.
-I was looking for the wild boar.
[man] No, no. You don't have to do that.
My turn now, right?
Botanist.
Of course, how will we ever survive
without beautiful flowers on our tables?
[Domingo] Very good point.
I am a beautiful h*m* botanist.
-You're thinking "florist," you hick.
-I have a friend who's g*y
[man] That's good.
That's very good, Domingo.
Because I'm woke.
Well, okay, um
On the island,
someone might need medicine, right?
And nature would be the only medicine
we have access to.
Everything is wonderful in nature!
I love nature, the air and the trees!
Have you ever seen a tree?
They're f*cking magical.
-I wish I was a monkey.
-[man] Careful.
-[Domingo] Calling my sister.
-[man] Those don't work.
About buying us tofu.
To see what kind of tofu's best to eat.
Um
As I was saying,
I think Marco stays because he's the one
able to identify different medicines.
And I know how to apply them because
DOCTOR
call me "doctor."
[laughs] Boom.
[Armando] My turn.
I will be our engineer.
Well, perfect, because I got "builder."
And everything you design,
I'll be able to build it.
We match together perfectly.
And now for Domingo.
-No, no, no, no, no.
-You have to open it.
Uh-uh.
-Right now. It's for everyone.
-[Domingo] No, no, no, no.
It says you are
-The lawyer.
-No, no, no!
You monsters won't take me alive!
No, no, no! [grunting]
[woman gasps]
Uh let's move on to our next challenge.
Karaoke.
Domingo?
-Domingo.
-[Domingo groans]
-[man] Are you hurt?
-[Domingo] No, I'm fine. I'm fine.
Tell me about you, about your anxiety
About eternity
If it were true
Baby, to stop feeling lonely
-That was pretty damn good, right? Right?
-[scattered applause]
Your little toy is broken for sure.
Ooh, ooh
Let me hear about your anxiety
-Baby, for all eternity
-[Domingo groaning]
-Darling, stay forever
-[Domingo grunts]
That is for always
I've been singing for half an hour, man.
Tell me how
you add up the points, damn it.
-I'm sorry.
-["Hblame de it" continues over PA]
You just about k*lled me.
And you?
Why would you show them my salary?
[sighs]
[inhales]
Because you're the best, Olga.
And if they fired you,
you'd have another job
by tomorrow morning.
But I don't want another job,
I want this one.
You don't want one.
But I can't get one.
Why not?
What kind of companies do you think
would hire a dinosaur like me?
A man my age?
[poignant, pensive music playing]
[inhales, sighs]
[poignant, pensive music continues]
[enchanting musical flourish]
-[Padilla] I have an RV.
-[music turns auspicious]
[Domingo] Hello?
Ah.
Huh. [laughs]
Huh.
[laughs]
[inhales]
[laughs]
[music fades slowly]
-[Marco] You're out of your mind.
-[Sergio] They'll be gone all morning.
[Marco] Is this your way
of telling me you're crazy?
[Sergio] They come back
in the afternoon, every day.
[Marco] No, we can't. No.
[Sergio] Shhh, yes we can.
Trust me, they've been here all week.
[Marco] But what if we get caught?
[both moaning softly]
Oh! Oh, the United States.
The U.S. makes me so f*cking horny.
-[Sergio] Yes? Really?
-[Marco] Since I was a kid.
[both moaning]
[grunts] Call me something.
Some tacky woman.
-[grunts]
-Patricia!
-[Marco] Yes! Call me Patricia!
-[Sergio] Patricia!
Patricia?
[Marco and Sergio moaning]
[Marco] Let me take over.
[Marco and Sergio continue moaning]
[door hinges squeaking]
[lilting music playing]
[Marco] Just let me take over.
[Marco and Sergio moaning]
-[Marco moans]
-[Sergio] No! Not the top!
-[brake cranks]
-[Marco] Oh, okay, okay, okay!
Domingo?
[lilting music continues]
-Are you some kind of voyeur?
-I don't know.
-What are you doing here?
-Nothing.
-What are you two doing?
-Uh, we're working.
-Oh, a work meeting?
-Yes. Is Tati coming?
Shortly. Does it feel like we're moving?
Oh. What?
-Wait a minute. Domingo?
-We're rolling.
-[Marco] We're f*cking moving!
-[Domingo] Oh sh*t!
-[Sergio] The brake!
-[Marco] Grab the brake, Domingo!
-[music intensifies]
-[all yelling]
[all yelling and grunting]
[all yelling]
That's our RV, isn't it?
[Domingo, Marco, and Sergio yelling]
-[music crescendos]
-[Domingo, Marco, and Sergio grunt]
-[music fades]
-[cow moos]
-[Marco] Domingo.
-[Domingo coughs]
-Domingo.
-What?
Are you okay?
You know you don't have to say anything.
You're both grown-ups.
You can do whatever you want
with each other.
Yes, but listen to me. He's my employee.
Some people might call it
an abuse of power.
Look at me.
Is he abusing his power?
I don't know.
Well, I'm happy if you're happy.
-Now, please, if you wouldn't mind.
-Okay.
I can't really deal with your erections.
Please, would you just let me out?
-Let's get moving for Domingo.
-[Domingo grunts]
[Marco grunts] Okay.
-[birds singing]
-[poignant music playing]
-What are you doing here?
-[music fades]
[Laura] Mm
[inhales sharply]
Hm. I don't like
putting my nose in anybody's business.
And yet
Mm-- Sergio and you got together?
f*cking Domingo.
-That's a yes.
-No.
And he has no proof, and neither do you.
Look, I know this is a bit unprofessional
on my part,
but it was pretty stupid on your part
to do this.
You're his boss.
Well, okay. But pardon me
for trying to live my life for once.
Marco
Only so many will make it out of here.
[sighs]
And I think we both know
being employed is what's best for you.
[tense, pensive music playing]
[tense, pensive music continues]
Each one of you
needs to hold their own balance.
-So we don't need to
-[women groaning]
You don't need to hold each other.
So let go of each other's hands.
That's it. Trust yourself.
Trust the universe.
-You are balanced. You are one.
-[music fades]
Yes, that's it. Let go of her.
[crickets chirping]
I used to believe that
they were like this
because they're exhausted moms.
Beaten down. But, no.
They're not exhausted.
They've entered another phase in life.
-You know?
-[owl hoots]
And I don't mean they're so great.
But they're not bad either.
They look lost.
No way.
[man] Stop.
They look so special.
They don't care what happens, they
They let their focus be elsewhere,
because their priorities
are elsewhere as well.
Is that where you are?
Yes, I think so, but
The market won't allow it.
Family, or career?
They might be moving Pepa.
She could be going to France.
Well, there you go.
Maybe it's a hundred years until the suits
bring on a woman executive again.
I don't have very many options.
You're right.
But you're gonna be a fantastic mother.
-[tense, pensive music resumes]
-[man and group of women] The happy cat.
The angry cat.
The happy cat.
-[man] That's it.
-[women] The angry cat.
Maybe we can include a smile.
The happy cat.
The angry cat.
SATURDAY
-[music fades]
-[man] Good morning, team!
Today we will begin
at the top of a mountain.
I hold in my hands
a wheel of Uncle Mochales cheese.
Semi-cured.
[cows mooing distantly]
If I wasn't a vegan,
it would be my fa-vo-rite.
This next competition is for many points.
It is going to test the inner strength
of each one of you,
and see who can overcome their fear.
Who wants it?
Are you kidding right now?
[man] Uh, no.
You have to go after the cheese.
Three, two, one, cheese.
[whistle blows]
["Kites Are Fun"
by The Free Design playing]
[distorted yelling]
I like flying
Flying kites
Kites are fun
-Kites are fun
-[distorted yelling]
Kites are fun
-See my kite, it's fun
-See my kite, it's green and white
Laughing in its distant flight
All that's between us
Is a little yellow string
But we like each other
More than anything
And we run along together
Through the field behind my house
And we'd like to be
A zillion miles away from everyone
'Cause Mom and Dad
And Uncle Bill don't realize
Kites are fun
[distorted groan]
Kites are fun
Kites are fun
And we run along together
Through the field behind my house
And the little drops of rain
Caress our face and wash my blouse
And we'd like to be
A zillion miles away from everyone
'Cause Mom and Dad
And Uncle Bill don't realize
I like flying
[exhales] f*cking cheese can kiss my a*s.
[Marco] I won!
I won!
Flying kites
-We won! Marketing! Ha!
-[song fades]
-[Parrondo] Congratulations.
-You okay?
Whoo-hoo! [whoops, laughs]
[birds singing and calling]
[Pepa] What are you doing here?
[Olga] Um
I followed you.
I need to tell you something. I, um
Pepa, I'm gonna quit.
I'm falling apart.
I don't feel like fighting anymore.
It's not worth it to me now.
It doesn't make sense.
I just want to go home.
I know. Here.
Take a look.
[indistinct yelling and chattering]
[woman] Do it, do it, do it, do it!
[Pepa] They look like ants.
I could crush them, if I wanted to.
And you're like me.
No, no. [clears throat]
No, I'm not like you.
Yes.
Do you think I've always been like this?
Hm? Girlfriend. That was my life.
Girlfriend.
And do you know what my boyfriend was?
Doctor?
Entrepreneur.
And he had a brilliant idea.
Empanadas.
Argentinian?
No.
He was Salamancan.
Salamancans eat empanadas?
Hornazos, they call them.
They're dry as a m*therf*cker.
[Olga] Hm.
He blamed it on me
when he failed miserably.
He said I was like a damper.
Like a damper. Yeah?
A damper on that
entrepreneurial spirit of his.
I gained 27 f*cking pounds
helping that as*h*le.
Damper.
But I learned my lesson.
Never, and I mean f*cking never,
will I risk myself for anyone or anything.
Never.
Never.
You want to know what I make now? Hm?
Come here. Come here.
[whispers indistinctly]
[pensive music playing]
You felt it, right?
Your whole body covered in goosebumps.
I see it.
From head to toe.
I'm ascending, Olga.
And you're going to take my place.
-[music turns ominous]
-Me?
No, don't try to say
you're surprised, all right?
I told your friend Marco,
but it's hard to believe that bigmouth
hasn't said anything.
Mm. Marco is
-He's very discreet. [laughs]
-Mm-hm.
But when the French look at you,
they need to see
A natural k*ller. Hm?
Security, firmness, enthusiasm, courage.
Win every challenge and then you'll be me.
-I've never kayaked before.
-Every one.
-And the bicycles?
-Every one.
Now take a moment. Look at them.
Your little ants.
[ominous, pensive music continues]
GREAT CHEESES,
GREAT IDEAS
-[Natalia] It's chaos outside.
-[music fades]
We should try to beat Marketing.
They're a bunch of tools.
Yeah, with their stupid English.
"Briefing, after work,
breakfast, Aquaman"
It's already in motion right here.
[inhales] He's got a plan.
What's the plan?
Maybe we're old and musty,
and we don't know what they mean
by saying "after work,"
or "briefing," or "Aquaman," and--
Maybe we don't use microphones on Zoom,
or know what the hell a poker bowl is.
"Poke."
But I bet you know what
our generation's better at than any other.
-Calligraphy.
-Faking orgasms.
Well, that.
It's working hard.
We work our a*s off like b*stards.
That's not true.
Well, we work hard enough to get by.
Without whining too.
You whine about everything.
Fine, but we don't cry.
They'll never believe it,
but we'd be impossible to replace.
-[Natalia] Why?
-[lilting music playing]
Because we've seen bodies buried
since we began at this company.
They want optimization?
Let's optimize.
GREAT CHEESES,
GREAT IDEAS
[music intensifies]
-Am I alive or dead?
-[woman 6] Not alive nor dead.
-On this planet?
-[woman 5] Sometimes I think you are.
-But, uh-- Am I an animal?
-No.
No.
A pleasant person?
BUDDHA
No.
-Not a pleasant person?
-[woman 5] No.
-Am I handsome?
-Yes.
A little metrosexual?
-[woman 5] Uh, no.
-Totally. Textbook.
-[woman 5] No.
-Bleh!
-Uh
-[Parrondo] He's stumped now. My turn.
-We'll come back to you. Fire away.
-[Tati] Go ahead.
-Does he play for Madrid?
-[woman 5] No.
-For Bara?
-No.
Mm, I'm screwed.
[cell phone ringing]
-[woman 5] Nothing--
-[Parrondo] Give me a clue.
-[woman 5] A clue?
-Excuse me.
-[Tati] Okay.
-Mm Motomami.
-[Tati] That's it. This is easy.
-[Parrondo] ngel Nieto, the 12+1 guy.
[indistinct chatter]
-Yes?
-[man] Marco Antua?
Yes, this is he.
I'm calling from Globalink.
We're a headhunter agency.
Hanhunter, in Germany?
Is this about the interview I did
for The Laughing Cow?
It's better, Marco.
[indistinct chatter]
-I don't know. Take it step by step.
-You know if they'll give us the medals?
[indistinct chatter continues]
Hello there.
[door close]
-So you aren't leaving?
-No.
I'm staying right here.
You chose your job.
It's the fun I chose.
-Makes two of us.
-Love that.
[Laura] Thank you.
Well, we've finally arrived
at my favorite activity
of the whole long weekend.
Your great ideas.
We are going to read your suggestions
on how to improve
the company's operations.
The first one
"We would spend a lot less
on materials for the office"
Very good.
"if Armando from Legal would refrain
from stealing reams of paper."
-Wait a second.
-[employees grumbling]
-Is this true, Armando?
-No.
-[Parrondo] Yeah, right.
-That's a lie.
Please, Armando.
We see what your bag looks like
at the end of the day.
Maybe I should say
who dented Pepa's car in the lot?
-[Armando] Or should we all shut up?
-Best we all shut up.
-[Armando] Good idea.
-A small scratch, toothpaste will fix it.
I'll try another one.
Um
"Ruzzana is not late to work
because she takes her kid to school."
"The kid is 25 years old."
-"She goes to the movies at night."
-[Marco] Really?
-[Sergio] Are you kidding me?
-Sue me.
-Movies are important.
-Another.
-Because that wasn't positive, was it?
-[employees grumbling]
"Tati faked like she was sick from Covid."
"She spent the week getting liposuction."
Who said that?
-[employees grumbling]
-[whimpers]
"Eva's mother has passed away
three times already,
don't give her any more days off."
-[employees grumbling]
-Maybe we should stop?
Because these matters seem very much
like they're very personal to you.
No, no, no.
These matters are much more than personal.
Domingo, I just have one quick question.
Perhaps you can tell us why
there aren't any cards about your team?
Because on my people are decent
and they work hard.
-Mm-hm.
-[Marco] Okay, whatever.
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
But does your team
know you have their food tickets?
-[Natalia] What?
-What are you talking about?
What am I talking about? Domingo.
The tickets you don't give your people.
-Should we have been getting food tickets?
-Food tickets?
-Should we have been getting food tickets?
-No. Come on.
-Sit down, Angelines.
-Of course they should, Domingo.
They're supposed to, and you know it.
-You b*stard, you lied to us!
-Why, if you mostly eat from Tupperware?
-To sell! Make money back like everybody!
-[Domingo] Really?
I guess I'll apologize for trying
to save the company a little money.
-I can't believe you'd steal them!
-I thought it was our job.
-Guess I was mistaken. I'm sorry.
-You're such a selfish b*stard!
b*stard! Ticket stealer!
Quit being dramatic. Where are you going?
Very good. Very good input there, Domingo.
From this point on,
no food tickets for anybody at all.
That's just f*cking wonderful.
[Armando] Ladies and gentlemen,
a round of applause for Domingo,
without whom we'd still have our tickets.
-Nice work, Domingo, thanks. Very nice.
-[employees grumbling]
[Parrondo] Great job, Domingo. Dumbass.
Hey, shame on you, sir.
Shame on me? From the lady
who shits in the handicapped toilets.
Now, we call them
"persons with diverse functionality."
I don't give a f*ck what we call them!
-Enough! I'm g*dd*mn tired of it.
-[employees grumbling]
Please, my friends.
My friends, let's settle down.
Don't let a few
insensitive comments of Domingo's
distract from the embarrassment
of my pal Olga
doing her business where she shouldn't.
And you know that's disgusting.
Excuse me, but as far as I know,
it's not ill*gal.
And it's pristine
compared to the normal toilet bowl.
The "bowl that's neurotypical."
-Bowl that's unwashed.
-[Domingo] Woke bowl.
-Uh, this is not very productive.
-[employees grumbling]
[Olga] Sorry, yes, you're right.
The reason it's spotless could be
there's no disabled or handicapped people,
let alone employees, at this company.
And, by the way,
that is your responsibility.
-Mm
-[Olga] Mm-hm.
-Good point, Olga. Very good point there.
-Thank you.
Hm. Good point. Mm-hm.
"Yes, good point, Olga. Good point, Olga."
What are you, best friends now?
A couple girl bosses running the place?
-Excuse me, Marco?
-[Marco] You heard what I said.
After all the nasty sh*t
you called the other one, just like that?
-Wait, I'm gonna read a few cards. Wait.
-[Laura] No.
Yes, yes, I'm gonna read a card.
Give it to me.
These are the things
that affect all of us.
For example, this one here.
Pepa blew a million-dollar contract
with some clients
because she started talking trash
and forgot to end the call.
And who did she blame?
Of course she blamed Sales.
-Hear that? She let you take the blame.
-No kidding?
Ah, how nice.
-[Laura] We get it. We get it already.
-[Marco] Yes, yes!
Just wait, it gets even better.
Pepa made us go two years,
two years, without a Christmas bonus
so the company would buy her
that Porsche Panamera
that this idiot goes and scratches.
-You have said enough.
-[Marco] No.
-You have said enough, Marco.
-No, honey!
Maybe you should tell them
how you put Botox in your armpits
to fight your excessive over-sweating,
due to how tense you are
because you're so angry.
You never respected me, Pepa,
but I don't care anymore.
Because my offer from a big,
enormous company in America,
with headquarters all over the world,
just came in.
Pink Lady. I'm not fired.
I'm quitting.
Oh, I see.
The little rat is abandoning the ship,
just like always.
[Marco] Well, this rat is not going alone.
Sergio, will you come with me?
-No.
-Shut up, please.
My first decision in my new role.
Wanna be Chief of Marketing for Pink Lady?
Marco, uh
Marco, Pink Lady
hasn't given you any offers.
Pink Lady doesn't exist.
I'm the one who called you before.
No, no.
They called me and gave out a firm offer.
-[mischievous music playing]
-We are a headhunter agency.
Hanhunter, in Germany?
"Headhunter."
[janitor] Headhunter.
Is this about the interview I did
for The Laughing Cow?
It's better, Marco.
It's a very lucrative offer.
It's a very lucrative offer, my friend.
It's six figures.
-Six figures.
-[Olga] Exactly.
It would be for an American company.
Which one?
[janitor] A multinational.
I can't give names.
You've gotta give me something.
[whispers] Make up a title.
Say that it's for Apple.
-A what?
-Apple.
-Pink Lady.
-[music fades]
[quirky sting plays]
-Why'd you do that?
-'Cause you said I should give up my work.
[Marco] Because you had
already made the decision.
Because I didn't believe
Pepa wanted to retain me,
but you knew and didn't say anything!
She had me promise not to say anything.
Did you tell her?
Wait, Pepa, your position is now vacant?
Maybe I should submit an application.
Domingo, you're lazy and old as sh*t.
You shouldn't be the boss of anything.
-Neither should someone like you. Sorry.
-Excuse me?
-You can't be chief, Olga!
-[Olga] Why?!
Your head is beaten down by this moment.
Just look at you.
-Explain this moment to moment sh*t.
-You seen yourself? You cried milking!
Who cares if I cried?
I'm in the f*cking prime of my life!
-Barely.
-This is the best f*cking moment I've had!
I've never been more focused
than as a mother!
If I wasn't before, it's because
Domingo released all my paychecks.
Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute.
You slipped drugs to me,
an elderly person with a heart condition.
And I crashed into that glass
and almost k*lled myself, okay?
-That really happened?
-No, it was probably his water bottle.
-Probably his water bottle.
-What kind of drugs were these?
I think the type of drugs
is not the main issue.
It happened. And I regret that I did that.
I think you know me, Pepa.
-You know my record of great conduct.
-I'm not proud of it either.
It's past us.
What I do want to recall
is the 37 great ideas we had
to improve the company's future
through leaner operations.
Holy f*ck, Domingo.
Jesus, just shut your mouth, please!
Whatever you say, Patricia.
[Pepa] Patricia?
Patricia? Who's Patricia?
There's no Patricia at this company.
No, no, no, it's a story
that has nothing to do with this, okay?
[laughs nervously] Let's rewind, huh?
We've all gone out of our minds.
When they said team building,
it's not what Pepa and Laura had in mind.
I think it would be wise to back off,
take some deep breaths,
and go back to how we were.
Right, Pepa?
Congratulations, Marco. Really. Congrats.
It is my pleasure
to expel you from this company.
Out you go.
-[thuds]
-[employees gasp]
[footsteps stomping]
-[door opens]
-[Pepa] Olga.
-[door slams]
-There he is, your very first ant.
[crickets chirping]
[dog barking distantly]
-Pepa!
-Hm?
I think we need to put
this company retreat on pause right now.
-Why?
-Well
Because there's still a day to go,
and I fear there'll be a m*rder.
Laura, I have something to confess to you.
Uncle Mochales is a small company.
And when I'm bored,
I like to rattle the fish tank.
And I'm very bored. Very.
There are two kinds of fish
in the tropics.
Some are Nemos, and others, piranha.
Which are you?
Or more importantly,
what do I want you to be?
Nemo or piranha?
-Let me know.
-[door opens]
[Domingo] Pepa, Pepa, Pepa!
Our ideas for optimization.
-There are still a few left.
-You're very old, you have heart disease.
-Nah.
-Just go to bed.
-I'm still strong as a bull.
-Get your rest.
-But [sighs]
-Domingo!
[door opens, closes]
[sighs]
[poignant, pensive music playing]
"It would be nice to give a Rolex
to Domingo when he retires."
"He's a great boss and a great colleague,
he deserves it."
NATALIA AND ANGELINES
[poignant, pensive music continues]
-[inhales, sighs]
-[music fades]
[Marco sighs]
[knocks on door]
You leaving?
[inhales] Would've been nice.
[Sergio] What would have been?
For the two of us to leave together
and for Pepa to f*ck off.
Sure.
It would've been nice,
but if I lose this paycheck I'm screwed.
Oh, and I'm not?
Marco, headhunters get paid
to bring in rsums like yours.
In a few years they'll come for yours too.
For mine. [scoffs]
I'm the guy who got a night degree
working mornings in the local supermarket.
No headhunter gets paid money
for the rsum I have.
-I can't pick up hundred master's degrees.
-What hundred master's? I have one.
But you have two parents
who are rich as hell.
The social elevator's different
for men like me.
You don't need to worry, you'll do great.
Because it's very clear
you have it all figured out.
[poignant music playing]
[poignant music continues]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[music fades]
Hey, grandpa. Are you lost?
Can you hear me?
Huh?
[boy] Dad!
[man] Wait, Paulie, your sister
has been peeing for half an hour.
-I'll be right there.
-This old man can't hear me.
I can hear you.
-[man] Paulie, don't bother him.
-Is your family here?
-[man] Paulie, honey.
-What family?
Paulie.
Dad, the old man peed himself!
No, no. I didn't pee,
-It's just water. A bit got on my leg.
-[man] Okay.
Tell Mom to start the car
and grab the blanket from the trunk.
We're going to take this old man, okay?
Hey, man. Did I ask you for company?
-What is this?
-Don't worry, sir. We won't leave you.
-Do you remember how you got here?
-I just walked.
Suddenly, they leave you,
I don't know, at a gas station,
and the car leaves and doesn't come back.
-It doesn't come back.
-What are you talking about?
And what's this gas station?
How old do you think I am? Lord Almighty.
-80?
-[Domingo] No.
-Paulie.
-109?
Better run to your dad
before I kick your a*s.
Poke him with the stick
so he doesn't fall asleep!
-Old man like him might not wake up again.
-[Domingo] What?
All right that's enough.
Hey, kid, just stop. Stop it. Stop it.
-Paulie. Hey, that's enough, sweetheart.
-Get your boy away from me.
-That's enough.
-Get him out of here.
[man] We're not going to leave you here.
The elderly are a testament to life.
We'll be back for you.
-Yeah, yeah, a testament to life.
-Let's go.
[Paulie] He looks like he could die
at any second.
-[man] Not on our watch, he won't.
-[exhales]
Honey, when you can,
tell me how my loves are doing.
Okay? And, um, sorry I'm not with you.
But listen, I think
I'm about to chosen as CEO.
And after this week,
things will be much different.
To implement it will take one more effort.
[ominous music playing]
All my love.
[bird calls]
SUNDAY
Congratulations to you all,
you've reached your final challenge.
START LINE
It will determine your fate.
For some of you, this path leads to glory.
-Others, unemployment.
-[ominous music continues]
[man] You will ride these bikes
through the forest,
reach the river, descend it by kayak,
and run to the finish line.
Where Laura,
myself, and your job
will be eagerly awaiting your arrival.
Or not.
Yeah. I will.
When you first arrived here,
your jobs were something
that you took for granted.
Not anymore, right?
Show me you understand.
You are nothing. Nada.
[music intensifies]
[music crescendos, fades]
-[air horn blows]
-[all yelling]
[dramatic music playing]
-[man grunts]
-[woman] Let's go!
[man yelling]
-[bike chain grinds]
-God! Oh God! [yells]
[grunts, groans]
[Olga gasps]
[yelling]
-[snarls]
-Out of my way!
[Natalia and Sergio grunt]
[Natalia breathing heavily]
-[bike chain grinds]
-Let's go!
[screams]
-[yells]
-[yelps]
[Domingo grunting]
-[grunting]
-[dramatic music continues]
-[growls]
-[screams, grunts]
-[Olga groans]
-[laughing]
-[grunts]
-[groans]
[music fades]
[growls]
[dramatic sting swells, fades]
[vehicle approaching]
Leaving already?
If a bus ever comes.
There's a station in Torremocha.
Get in.
Great, we'll get there tomorrow.
[dramatic music playing]
[gasps]
[employees screaming]
[music intensifies]
[Olga grunting]
[grunts]
[screams]
[music crescendos, fades]
-There are no kayaks, no kayaks!
-Where are they?
No kayaks! There are no kayaks!
Olga stole the kayaks!
-God help us all!
-[Natalia] No kayaks!
-[Parrondo] Move!
-[Natalia] There are no kayaks!
-[Parrondo] Move!
-I don't see jack sh*t!
-[man] Who the f*ck
-I see one!
[both grunting]
-[grunting]
-[music intensifies]
[both yelling and grunting]
See you later, wokies!
[both grunt]
Screw you.
[intense music playing]
[grunting]
[growls] Long live Domingo!
Long live Domingo!
[yells]
[gasps]
[screams]
[gasps, grunts]
[Olga screams]
[screams]
[music crescendos, fades]
[Marco] But you're the owner,
and this French company makes dog food.
[Aldo] Son, you're right.
Selling out was not a part of the dream.
I first founded this cheese company
to give people jobs,
and avoid paying taxes.
And I've ruined it.
[crying]
[lilting, pensive music playing]
You can make it right.
[cries softly]
How so?
[mystical, pensive music playing]
-Be calm, mommy.
-Hey, Olga.
-We're here.
-Oh my, hello.
-Hi, Olga.
-Take these!
Lavender helps you stay calm.
-[woman 5] Especially with a tranquilizer.
-Yes. Moving is a really bad thing.
It is. Better not.
-Because your bone is sticking out.
-What bone?
-It'll be fine.
-Only an inch.
[Clara] You'll be fine. Don't worry.
-[woman 5] People break legs.
-[woman 4] Breathe.
-Be strong for you babies.
-We're going to get you out of here.
-[Olga] We better get me out of here.
-[all] Yes.
Because Pepa already said
I'm the next in line.
-No, Olga. No.
-No, honey.
Come on, you can suffer,
or you can let it go.
-[woman 4] Mm-hm.
-Let go of what? Of my leg?
-No, sweet lady, no.
-You must let go of the old Olga now.
-[woman 5] Yes.
-[Clara] Who didn't have vaginal dryness.
-[woman 5] Or leaking n*pples.
-Got it.
That Olga stayed with the placenta
in the hospital.
And she's not coming back.
-She is more than coming back.
-[laughing]
-Poor thing.
-No.
-No, no, no.
-No, she's gone forever.
-No?
-[woman 4] But there exists a new Olga.
Who's about to discover
the secret of motherhood.
A secret that is passed mother to mother,
and mother to mother.
-And mother.
-Work-life balance isn't real.
-[woman 5] Not possible.
-How do you three do it?
-Grandparents.
-Grandparents.
-Grandparents.
-Grandparents.
-God bless the lovely grandparents.
-That won't work for us at all.
-My in-laws live in Murcia.
-[woman 4] Shh.
Don't worry, we made a stretcher for ya.
-Hm? Let's go.
-Come, come.
You're incredible ladies.
Oh, this is nothing.
Wait until you have your third.
-On three!
-Here we go.
-One, two, three! Up we go.
-[grunting]
Being a mom is the best
Sometimes but not always
FINISH LINE
[Sergio breathing heavily]
[rapid breathing]
-[Natalia screams]
-[Sergio gasps]
[screams]
[Natalia breathing heavily]
[dramatic music continues]
[Domingo breathing heavily]
You b*stard!
[Armando groaning]
[Natalia yells]
-[woman 1 grunts]
-[woman 2 yells]
-[yells]
-[whimpering]
-[heartbeat thumping]
-[breathing heavily]
[dramatic music continues]
-[grunts]
-[heartbeat slows]
[breathing heavily]
-[heartbeat increases]
-[grunts]
[dramatic music swells]
[heartbeat increasing]
[dramatic music continues]
[gasps]
[Domingo breathing heavily]
[inhales, exhales]
-[music turns triumphant]
-[yelling]
[music crescendos]
[music fades]
I won! I won! [laughs]
I'm the f*cking boss!
-[Clara] Come on.
-[woman 5] Olga, hold on, it's downhill.
-[woman 4] Olga, hold on. We're fine.
-[Clara] Come on.
-[Domingo laughs]
-[Clara] Careful. Don't stop. Come on.
-Come on, we're gonna make it!
-Let's go!
[women gasping]
Olga?
-[tender music playing]
-[exhales]
These mothers are incredible.
[music distorts, fades]
[Pepa] Well, you all
let an old man beat you.
Impressive, huh?
As I've said, give a little effort
and you'll be a winner
in business and in life.
[exhales, groans softly]
Congratulations, Domingo, our champion.
-[Domingo] Thanks.
-[Pepa] Big round of applause for Domingo.
Work hard, and one day
you can be like Domingo.
Attitude, perseverance, constancy.
Those three attributes
are very important in this world,
fundamentals to build
your working lives on.
But, Pepa, none of that is true.
All those competitions we did,
but that b*stard Domingo,
he wins one race and gets the trophy?
And what about all of us? We get nothing?
The algorithm is very complicated.
And I didn't design it.
Well, screw your algorithm.
To the few of you who performed well,
you should also feel proud
of your performance.
And to those who didn't,
I wish you luck on your next chapter.
You will need all you can get.
[tractor approaching]
[motor slowly winds down]
[Aldo] We are not Frenchies,
and I'd bankrupt us
before making pet food.
And last I checked,
this is still my company.
Pardon?
And my company is about the workers.
So I have to say sorry, Pepa,
you've just been fired.
The Wicked Witch is gone!
-[employees cheering]
-[man] Bye, Wicked Witch!
[cheering and laughing]
-[Pepa whistles]
-[banging on trophy]
Quiet, you morons.
Can you really be that stupid?
This dry husk of a man has no say.
-[Domingo] But he owns the company.
-Hm No.
Hm Yes.
He sold his portion a long, long time ago
to a fund of investors.
All that's left of him is the name.
And his face on the logo,
which we've been changing
to make Uncle Mochales much younger
and more like Grard Depardieu.
Grard Depardieu?
Pepa, why don't you ever tell me anything?
Grard Depardieu?
-Is it true or not, Mochales?
-[Marco] Aldo?
-What?
-Is what she's saying true?
-This was your life's dream, wasn't it?
-But they offered a lot of money.
[laughing]
[tractor engine sputtering]
[tractor engine starts]
So long.
-[Pepa] Nice job, everyone.
-[exhales sharply]
-As of right now you are all hereby gone.
-What?
-[Pepa] Out on the f*cking street.
-I won the hula hoop.
I believe, Pepa,
that isn't your decision anymore.
What are you talking about now?
Pepa Already this week,
Olga has shattered one of her bones.
Domingo consumed drugs.
-He could need a doctor.
-No, I didn't.
-They put it in my--
-[Laura] I'm not judging, but you have.
There's a wrecked RV
that came out of God only knows where,
and we've barely begun considering
the total disregard
for data protection laws,
and the labor abuses,
and misuse of animals
with those poor baby cows.
Do you know
what a full-blown reputational crisis is?
Hm. Perhaps these three
can explain it to you.
[inhales sharply]
We are very angry with you, Pepa.
Philippe, Claude, Silvie,
comment allez vous?
[Laura] They're doing very well.
Laura, remember,
come to my office on Monday
to sign your new contract.
Oui, oui, oui. Uh Mm
Ap-- Aprs parle. [laughs nervously]
I was made CEO last night.
[employees gasp]
Tell me you're joking.
-[Laura] It can be over now.
-That means what?
You can be over! Now.
I plan on starting a new chapter.
One in which Uncle Mochales
will be seen as first in the sector.
-[muttering happily]
-[Laura] Or fifth or sixth.
We'll meet ourselves wherever we're at.
And we'll be getting back on track
bit by bit.
There's no need for us to hurry.
And none of that bullshit talk
of us being a family.
Not to me. Your family is not my family.
I have my own damn family,
and they live in Soria.
And none of you here
looks a bit like them.
Our real families are out there,
and that's where our hearts live.
How about this?
By day we be cheese sellers,
and at night, we'll be people.
Can we be leaders in work-life balance?
I say that yes, we can.
And to those who are missing family,
well, maybe it's okay
to love ourselves a little bit more.
Or maybe just find the one who does.
Or the one that we can love.
[Parrondo chuckles]
[Laura] I'm not a Nemo.
You're a Nemo, I'm a piranha!
[employees cheering]
-Bravo! Bravo
-[whistles]
[all cheering]
[chanting] Laura! Laura! Laura! Laura!
-Hooray! Brava!
-Home, here we come!
My darling!
[upbeat music playing]
-I'm all right, just a little sore.
-[indistinct chatter]
-Ice bath.
-Oh yeah, I plan on it.
-Good.
-[indistinct chatter continues]
[upbeat music continues]
-I apologize. I behaved very badly.
-You have been a very bad boy.
[both laugh]
-[Domingo] For sure. It's a good day!
-[Angelines] Yeah.
Hey, they left us
in the middle of nowhere.
-[Olga] Thank you.
-[Clara] Come on, you can do it.
-Of course you can! You're wonderful.
-[woman 4] Wow, it's heavy!
Thank you for everything, really.
You guys are the best.
-See you in yoga, huh?
-See you in yoga.
-Come ready to heal that pelvic floor.
-At seven on Tuesday.
-Shanti, shanti.
-[women] Shanti, shanti.
-Ahama, mohama.
-"Mohama." That's a new one.
-She hasn't caught on to yoga yet, huh?
-Not at all.
-Little by little, right?
-Poor thing.
Sergio.
[upbeat music continues]
I just spoke to Laura,
and she said in this new chapter,
I could be with anyone the same rank.
You asked her to promote me?
-To demote me. I need to relax.
-[laughs]
[both laugh]
-I'll go grab our bags.
-Okay.
Hello, Mommy! Mommy!
-Hi, Mommy!
-Hi there, sweeties. Hello, my loves.
-What happened to your leg?
-Nothing. Why do you ask?
-Well, I don't know.
-Mwah!
Glad you're back.
You're taking the rest of your leave,
because I can't do this on my own.
-My leave? But, what leave?
-Your leave.
Well, I think I have
about four weeks left. I can do it.
No, you have 13.
During which I will
close the Carrefour deal.
No f*cking way.
-Lu. Lu.
-Okay, babies.
-Hey, whatever you need, my love, really.
-Thank you.
-[Lu crying]
-Oh, no. Lu, I'm here, I'm here.
Team building. What an invention.
Never again, huh?
Well, now I'm pretty sure I can accomplish
whatever I set my mind to.
-What's he saying?
-You didn't know that already?
I had forgotten.
You know what's better
than a French salary?
-A Spanish layoff?
-[both laugh]
No, even better.
A Spanish early retirement.
Ah! Are you going to buy the RV?
I prefer to sail.
-Oh.
-You've been sailing before?
-[laughs]
-No, but it's never too late to begin.
Oh.
Goodbye, Triton of the Sea.
That old dinosaur.
-[Olga] Yeah.
-Yeah. [laughs]
[Olga sighs]
-The bangs?
-[laughs]
-[Vctor] Baby?
-You idiot.
Baby?
-Hey, hi. How are you?
-I'm great.
Okay, um
-That's it! The grayish one.
-Which one now?
-Not the blender. I did it with the fork.
-With what?
-I mean, it's better mashed.
-With a fork?
-Mashed with a fork?
-It's better for the teeth, I'm serious.
-Really?
-No.
And also, what I've been looking at
is [grunts] an osteopath.
[Olga] What for?
Well, because it's better
to be safe than sorry, honey.
I thought we talked about this.
-[Olga] A podcast, you believe.
-[Vctor] Didn't I tell you?
-So what?
-[Olga] I tell you, you don't believe it.
[Vctor] You can learn
a lot from podcasts.
-[woman] Hi, Olga. How are you?
-[Olga screams]
[Vctor] Mom's here.
I couldn't do it all alone.
Don't worry.
Mom, I'll take you home tomorrow,
because Olga needs to rest,
and I have to listen to podcasts.
["Keep It Coming' Love"]
by KC and the Sunshine Band playing]
Don't stop it now, don't stop it, no
Don't stop it now, don't stop
Keep it comin', love
Keep it comin', love
Don't stop it now, don't stop it, no
Don't stop it now, don't stop it
Don't let your well run dry
Don't stop it now
Don't give me no reasons why
Don't stop it now
Keep it comin', love
Keep it comin', love
Don't stop it now, don't stop it, no
Don't stop it now, don't stop
Keep it comin', love
Keep it comin', love
Don't stop it now, don't stop it, no
Don't stop it now, don't stop it
Don't build me up just to let me drop
Don't stop it now
Don't turn me on just to turn me off
Don't stop it now
Keep it comin', love
Keep it comin', love
Don't stop it now, don't stop it, no
Don't stop it now, don't stop
Keep it comin', love
Keep it comin', love
Don't stop it now, don't stop it, no
Don't stop it now, don't stop it
Don't tell me there ain't no more
Don't stop it now
Don't turn me down
And just close your door
Don't stop it now
Ooh
Keep it comin', love
Oh, yeah
Keep it comin', love
Don't stop it now
[song fades]
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