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01x02 - Sister-Sister

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Armorsaurs". Aired: October 13, 2025.*
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Armored dinosaurs and their skilled pilots defend Earth against hostile alien forces threatening global destruction.

01x02 - Sister-Sister

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[♪ theme song playing]

♪ Armor up, Armorsaurs ♪

♪ Defenders of the world ♪

♪ Heroes with a cause ♪

♪ Oh, Oh, Oh, ♪

♪ Save the day, united ♪

♪ Come on, let's go! ♪

♪ Armor up! Armor up! ♪

♪ Armorsaurs! ♪

♪ Here we come,
Here we come ♪

♪ A-Armorsaurs
Here we come ♪

♪ Armor up, Armorsaurs ♪

♪ Defenders of the world ♪

♪ Heroes with a cause ♪

♪ Oh, Oh, Oh, ♪

♪ Save the day, united ♪

♪ Come on, let's go! ♪

♪ Armor up!
Armor up! ♪

♪ Armorsaurs! ♪

[roaring]

[Ray] I hope that cage
will hold it.

[Kacey] It will, as long as it
stays knocked out.

[Ray] What if it doesn't stay
knocked out?

[Kacey] You have to ask?
Dude, we run.

[both laughing]

[Dr. Chandler]
You know what?

We're in a race
against time here.

I think they should meet.
They should just meet. Right?

Colonel Helmsworth is not
gonna be happy about this.

You worry too much, Kex.
[chuckles]

They just got here.

I think they should meet.

Go on, get to know them.

Mix. Mingle.

The dinosaurs
are your friends.

[pterodactyl roars softly]

You want us to be friends with
something that can eat us?

They won't eat you.

They eat people all the time
in the movies,

In real life,
dinosaurs never ate people.

-They didn't?
-[Liam] Of course not.

Humans and dinosaurs
never even co-existed...

Until now.

Because of us.

And the Armorsaurs Program.

[Dr. Chandler laughs]

[clears throat] Well, um,
the important thing is

the dinosaurs
are not a threat.

You all have
the Avian Anomaly.

The dinosaurs see you
as one of their own.

So you're saying
I'm half lizard?

Is that the triceratops
that my brother was piloting?

Ah, yes, that's Cobalt.

Su's the only soldier who was
able to bond with his dinosaur

as a cohesive single unit. Uh...

Since he was Su's,
I guess he's mine now.

-[both] She.
-[Cobalt grumbles]

[screams]

These dinosaurs are
too up close and personal.

This is going well.

Well, indeed.

Am I doing something wrong?

I thought we were
supposed to bond

[screaming, groans]

[Cobalt grumbling]

[gasps, screams] That's it.
I'm mixed and mingled out.

Dr. Chandler, call off
your prehistoric pets.

I've never ridden
a horse before.

Now you want me
to ride a dinosaur and bond?

[groans] It licked me again.

[dinosaurs chittering]

Stop!

Do they understand you?

I could not believe when Kex
told me about this mess.

But you really did it.

Yes.

[sighs]

T.J. help Joon get cleaned up,

and then all of you meet back
at the pilot's lounge.

Okay?

You seem upset.

Am I reading that correctly?

This could have ended
very badly.

You do not just toss rookies
in the middle

of a bunch
of flesh-eating dinosaurs.

They may have
the Avian Anomaly,

but we don't know
if that means

they can actually bond
with dinosaurs,

let alone not get eaten.

Ah, Su bonded
and did not get eaten.

Su is a trained soldier.

These are kids,

kids who have not been
properly trained or briefed.

They behaved differently
from soldiers?

And you're forgetting
what happened to Kex?

I let you do the introductions
to the dinosaurs

because I thought
you could do it safely.

Sometimes you are just...
Just so...

Weird.

Ah, yes,
she keeps calling me that.

[both laughing]

Um, Liam, why don't you go
check Joon's genome?

Perhaps we missed something
on his marker

about not being able to bond
with the triceratops.

Yes, Dr. Chandler.

And while he does that,
you and I are going

to the control room
to have a chat.

Ah, great.

I love our chats.

[dinosaur groaning
in distance]

[grumbles softly]

You wanna play a little?

[grumbles softly]

You want the ball?

[grumbles enthusiastically]

Let's do this!

I think we just made a connection.

[Cobalt bellows softly]

And you're sure they were bonding?

Yes, Dr. Chandler.

Oh, this is fantastic.

Oh, great news, Joon.

T.J. has bonded with the triceratops.

What?

[chuckles] Hey, guys.

-What are you doing?
-[T.J.] No, no.

We were just having fun together.

And you bonded.

Didn't you tell me I was supposed
to bond with the triceratops?

What do I do now?
[T.J.] Oh, it just happened.

-Sort of like...
-[Cobalt grunts softly]

She called to me.

It looks like
we have our first bond.

[dinosaurs chittering
and bellowing]

Good morning, Joon. I see you got the memo
about these jumpsuits.

These are nice.

We heard about T.J. bonding
with triceratops.

Tough.

Sorry about that.

[T.J.] Hey, guys, check out
Cobalt's new updated armor.

Look how shiny it is.

[Cobalt groaning]

Sorry, it'll buff out.

Good morning, everyone.

Today we have T.J. doing
a target simulation with Cobalt.

Stepping it up.

[grunts]

[T.J.] There we go.
That's what I'm talking about.

Yeah, baby!

Whoo!

Oh, great. I just lost
my brother's dinosaur.

Since T.J. is bonded
with the triceratops,

Dr. Chandler believes
you are all ready for your first mission.

[T.J.] One out of ten.

Uh, are you sure we're ready
for our first mission?

The bond
between T.J. and Cobalt, it's strong,

but I'm still not convinced
that the teams are ready.

Jessalyn, we've been
doing this together for a while now.

Have I ever led you astray?

We know the exact location
of Ajax.

All of our intel suggests
there's no one at the stronghold.

It'll be a simple
recovery mission.

And plus, the armor
you've developed

is more than adequate
should they have any issues.

Besides, what other choice
do we have?

All right.

Let's get them suited up.

I knew you'd trust me.

They're already on their way.

W-what?

Whoa! Look at that.

[Paloma] This is so cool.

This is your armor.

It has been made
to exacting specifications.

The battle suits
live up to their name.

They feature a top of the line
armor defense,

a*tillery projection
technology

or the A.D.A.P.T. system.

They will provide you with the optimum
protection for your missions.

But only T.J. bonded
with a dinosaur.

Which means that one of you

will be able to bond
with the T. Rex

and bring him home safely.

[scoffs]
Well, it's not gonna be me.

Well, we don't get to choose
who we bond with, Paloma.

Let me guess, you bonded
with the chupacabra.

[stifles laugh]

Oh, I see you've made a joke.

Very funny.

Now I'll need each of you
to climb into your personal chamber

and armor up for protection.

Liam, you'll be the transport driver,

-so you'll need to armor up as well.
-Logical.

The operation site
is an hour away from here.

You'll be briefed en route.

♪ Armor up, Armorsaurs! ♪

♪ Defenders of the world
Heroes with a cause ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh
Save the day united ♪

♪ Come on
Let's go armor up! ♪

♪ Armor up, Armorsaurs! ♪

♪ Here we come
Here we come ♪

♪ Armorsaurs, here we come ♪

♪ Armor up, Armorsaurs! ♪

♪ Defenders of the world
Heroes with a cause ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh
Save the day united ♪

♪ Come on
Let's go armor up! ♪

♪ Armor up, Armorsaurs! ♪

-[T.J.] Dude.
-[Liam] Incredible.

[Joon] Whoa!
What's that tingly feeling?

That is the neural connectors
that amplify

your communication with the Armorsaurs.
You'll get used to it.

I feel so powerful.

-Everybody good?
-[T.J.] All good?

-[Prisca] Yes, ma'am.
-[Paloma] Yep.

As I showed you
in the surveillance footage,

the aliens have taken
the T. Rex

and you, Team Armorsaurs,
are the recovery team.

Um, what if they capture us
and feed us to the T. Rex?

[Liam] Dinosaurs do not eat people,
especially not Ajax.

It will be fine.

One of you will bond
with a T. Rex and return here,

and you'll have backup.
T.J. and Cobalt will be there.

I am confident that each of you
has it in you to bring our T. Rex home.

Whoa!

Most of you.

[Paloma]
Uh, a little help, please?

[roaring]

[T.J.] Whoo! This is
the coolest thing ever.

I just started driving,
and now I'm piloting a dinosaur.

We were finally able
to activate the tracker on the T. Rex.

On your screens,
you should see his location now.

Hey, what's up, guys?
This is awesome.

Whoa! I have to admit,
it does look kind of fun.

[Prisca] I know, right?

Colonel Helmsworth,
you really think one of us

will be able to bond
with the T. Rex?

That is the hope.

One of you will bond
with the T. Rex.

Me.

You?

Why not me? I can do it.

If I gotta ride a dinosaur,

why not the biggest
and baddest of them all?

Colonel Helmsworth,
what should I be doing?

Find cover
in the nearby woods.

Wait for them
to bring Ajax to you.

Logical.

Are those the chrome drones?

[Liam] Yes. Alien tech robots.

[Joon] Come on, let's go.

They've seen us.

Apparently, we have failed
at blending in with our surroundings.

We must abort.

No, Cobalt and I can handle
these clowns.

I'll create a distraction
and lure them away.

[robots chittering]

We got this, Cobalt.

That's right. Come to T.J.
You know what to do, Cobalt.

You're like a shish kebab.
Let's spike those toasty rodents.

Ew, gross.

They're just machines, Paloma.
Very flat machines.

T.J., three more
heading towards you.

This is starting to get fun.

Come on,
you lousy vacuum cleaners.

-Time to clean this place up.
-[roaring]

All right, Cobalt.

Let's get these brainless
buckets of bolts out of here.

Come and get me, bozos!

[Joon] That seems to have worked.
Liam, hang tight.

The girls and I will be back
with the T. Rex.

[Liam] I find
that logic compelling, Joon.

The T. Rex is probably
in that warehouse.

Let's move.

[Paloma] What the heck?

These costumes
are not easy to move in.

[Joon] Body armor.

[Paloma] Whatever.

[Prisca] We'll get used to them.

I'm starting to get
the hang of it.

[Paloma] Keep out.

That settles it.
We're not allowed in there.

[Prisca sighs] Locked.

[Paloma] Oh, well,
I guess we go home now.

[Joon] We've got the suits.

Stand back, ladies.

[Joon grunting]

[Prisca] They definitely know
we're coming now.

[Joon] There's no one here, remember?

[Paloma] Hello?

Any bad guys in here?

Yes. No one is here.

[Switchblade] Seriously?

The concept of stealth
is just totally foreign to you?

[Joon] Who needs stealth
when we got the...

-[Joon grunts]
-[Prisca] Joon!

[Switchblade] The costumes?

Yeah, I heard you
every time you said it.

Hello? Security systems.

Chromedrones with internal cameras
and speakers.

First mission? I could tell.

[grunts angrily]

-Uh-oh.
-I almost felt that.

[screams and groans]

Whoa, whoa. I'm just
a conscientious observer.

And I observe that you are a superior
fighter and could knock me unconscious.

Halt! Stop!

-Cease and desist, please.
-Well...

I guess we're gonna have
to get some new teenagers.

This was supposed to be
a simple mission.

No one
was supposed to be there.

Who is this guy?

[sighs] He cloaked
himself somehow.

He's obviously well trained
and well-funded.

[Paloma] I promise.
I am no threat to you.

[groans]

I swear I did not mean
to do that.

My hands have
a mind of their own.

Don't be mad at me.

[Switchblade groans]

Get her.

[Paloma] No, no.
Wait a minute.

I swear,
it was the suit that did it.

Not me. Cross my heart.

Great job, Cobalt.

All right,
now, just like we practiced.

This is much funner
than a video game.

[roaring]

Now where do you think
you're going?

Hey, need some help?

Yay! Now get us out of here.

[Joon groans]
We have another priority.

We have to get the T. Rex
back to base, remember?

Okay.

I think that's
what's keeping it asleep.

[grunts]

Time to wake him up.

Joon, what are you doing?

I'm waking it up.

[grunts] Like Liam said,

I don't think it will eat us,
but it might eat them.

[Prisca] Are you crazy?
You haven't bonded yet!

[roaring]

[Paloma] Yeah, he's totally crazy.

[Joon] Uh-oh...

[Paloma] Oh, no, Joon!

Use your bird brain
to get it to bond with you.

Hey, big guy.

How about you and I
be friends?

Whoa! I'll take that as a no.

[Paloma] Prisca,
you're the animal whisperer.

Whisper something
about bonding.

I don't know how, Paloma.
I'm scared.

[T.J.] Guys, it doesn't work
that way. I didn't force it.

My bond just happened.

I actually wanted Cobalt
to connect with Joon.

You did?

Of course I did, bro.

I didn't mean to steal your dinosaur,
but she had other ideas.

Now grab on,
because we gotta move.

[Prisca]
Let's get out of here.

Let's go, Cobalt!
Move! Move! Move!

[Ajax roaring]

Well, this is
highly unexpected.

[T.J.] Liam, hurry!
We need to get out of here.

[tires screeching]

[Paloma] I'm too pretty
to die!

I'm sure that T. Rex won't care
what you look like when he's eating you.

[Prisca] No one is getting eaten.

Ajax, do you not remember me?
We were such good buddies.

I used to feed you
from a bottle

when you were just
a baby Tyrannosaurus Rex.

No! [screams]

[all] Liam!

Okay. This was
a grave miscalculation.

[grunts]

I guess whatever I had hoped,

you really are just
a primitive, meat-eating dinosaur.

It was really quite foolish
of me to believe we were actually friends

and you wouldn't devour me.

[Joon] Liam, get out of there!

-[Paloma] Liam!
-[Joon] Liam, run!

I'm trying, but I think
he has dinner on his mind.

[T.J.] Come on, Cobalt.
We gotta help Liam.

[dinosaurs roaring]

It was great meeting you all.

-Tell Dr. Chandler... Tell him thanks.
-[Prisca yelps]

...for being a mentor to an awkward nerd,

for the coolest job ever,
and for, well...

For being my friend.

Ugh!

[laughing]

[T.J.] Way to go, Liam.

[Prisca] Wait. Liam bonded
with the T. Rex?

[Joon] Whoa.

I don't know how we bonded,
but we did bond.

Didn't we, Ajax?

Yeah, buddy.

You and me,

we bonded.

[Ajax growls softly]

We knew Liam had the anomaly,

but I can't say
I saw this coming.

I, for one,
think it's tremendous.

[chuckles]

I know a little something
about bonding and chemistry.

And those two,

they have it.

[Karter Klay] Excuses.

You failed.

-You lost the T. Rex?
-Yes.

You managed to extract
some DNA, of course.

You are useless.

[Switchblade] I will get the T. Rex
and more of their dinosaurs.

Do not fail me again.

You will get one
of the Armorsaur pilots

and bring them to me.

[♪ Tomorrow X Together "Eyes"
playing]