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10x13 - Game of Drones

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Penn & Teller: Fool Us". Aired: 7 January 2011 – present.*
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A magic competition television series in which magicians perform tricks in front of American magician-comedian duo Penn & Teller.

10x13 - Game of Drones

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- From the Penn
and Teller Theater

at the Rio Hotel in Las Vegas,

here's our host Brooke Burke.

- Welcome to "Fool Us."

Are you ready to see some magic,
everyone?

Yeah! All right!
Well, let's do it.

Give it up for the stars
of our show, Penn and Teller.

Each magician performing tonight

has a shot at
fooling Penn and Teller,

and if they do
they'll return to Las Vegas

to perform in
their world famous magic show.

We'll also throw in
a trophy just for fun.

Now, let's meet
the first act of the night.

- I'm a builder.
I make crazy stuff.

I built a catapult to
sh**t hamburgers to my neighbor.

You got it?

I built an
aerosol can flame thrower

just to k*ll mosquitoes.

And I built a table

out of a barrel
that magically serves beer.

And that fun
creativity fuels my magic.

But when the pandemic hit
I couldn't perform

and my wife
is a flight attendant,

so she was out of a job.

So, we were stuck together
in our one bedroom apartment

with nothing to do.

So, we had to get creative.

We started making
videos and posting them online.

Hello!

So, we started
making a lot of comedy stuff,

some bar bets, riddles,

still a little bit
of magic here and there,

and it worked.

Now we spend at
least half our time

making videos
and traveling the world.

Woo!

The world is our oyster.

Except now, I'll be going up
against Penn and Teller.

This isn't one
of our little videos,

this is the toughest
magic test in the world.

I better be good.

Or lucky.

- Please welcome the Canadian
comedy magic of Wes Barker.

- Yeah!

Today I'm gonna try
something I'm not very good at.

Talking to women.

No, that's not really it,

but I will need help with this

'cause I find it
really hard to do.

Brooke, do you mind
helping me with this one?

- I would love to help you, yes.
- Brooke, everybody!

- I'm sure you're
gonna be great at it.

- I'm actually
gonna stand in front of you

'cause I don't want
you to see what I'm writing

and I'm going to try
to predict the future, okay?

I'm gonna need
your help with this,

but right now
your job is very easy,

you just have to keep your eyes
open and your mind blank.

And I will write down
a few things that you will say.

Right now you say nothing,
think nothing.

In a minute,
Brooke is gonna say a color.

I'm pretty good with the colors,
so this should be all right,

but they get harder.

So, then after that
she's gonna say a number

between one and 1000.

That's a lot of numbers.

Okay, trust yourself, Wes.

You can do this,
come on, believe in yourself.

It's hot in here, right?

Okay, so try... you got this.

Come on, Wes,
believe in yourself. Yes.

That's wrong, for sure.

It's the heat, right?
It's not the lights?

It's the lights,
not the stress? Okay.

The last one's even harder
because it's an animal.

And there are,
like, so many animals.

Brooke might even know
more animals than I know.

So I'm gonna have to...

I mean,
I'm just gonna have to...

I'm dying here,
I'm really sweating it out here.

Hang on... don't
rush the stage, ladies.

All right, okay, I'm
gonna just... I'm just...

I'm just gonna go for it here,
I'm just gonna try and...

I'm gonna go with maybe this,
like that.

Yeah. Okay, I'm locked in.

Brooke, are you
still awake back there?

- I am.
- All right, perfect.

Here we go... Let's try this.

Name a color.

- Blue.

- All right, here we go.

Name a number
between one and a thousand.

173.

- Two for two!

All right.
Let's finish strong here.

Can you name an animal?

- Lion?

- Three for three!
Three for three!

You k*lled it. Absolutely
great job. Wonderful job.

- Was I supposed to do that?

- I think I got
away with that, right?

- Well, I'm supposed
to support you up here

so, like,
I didn't want to, like...

- No, it was the best!

You see this
guy's face right there?

He was, like, "Magic is real!"

And then I turn around,
he's, like, "Son of a..."

It's my favorite thing,
I love it so much.

But you're right,
and you're right.

Magic is real until
you know the trick, right?

That's the best part, right?

Between knowing the trick
and seeing it, it's so good.

And that's why I've
got no sleeves, right?

Magicians, no sleeves,
because the trick was always...

you know,
something is up his sleeve.

And now I've made you guys
mistrust my own shirt, right?

Like, "Something is
on the back of his shirt."

So, the only logical thing to do

is the next part,
we do no shirt.

We're gonna do no shirt!

We're doing no shirt!

We're doing no shirt!

Doing no shirt!

You stopped cheering.
Why did you stop cheering?

Some of that applause
feels sarcastic.

Brooke, what do you think?

- Umm...
- Don't worry about it.

All right. We're gonna fix...
we'll fix it,

we'll fix it,
we'll fix it, we'll fix it.

We'll fix it with this.

It's no problem, right?

- Want me to help you?
- Yeah,

you're gonna have
to help me for sure.

Can you give me a piece about,
like, that big, maybe?

- Sure.
- Then I could... put some...

We can fix this.
- Want another piece?

- Yeah, I need one from...
yeah. For sure.

Like this...

See, now some
magicians don't even use tape,

right, so, you guys are lucky.

Go like this, yeah, like that.

- Okay, one more?

- All right, so we do like this.
- All right.

- I'll do this one, here we go.

Like this. I need to
get a long one down here.

Hang onto that.
- All right.

- All right, so, sometimes...

Sometimes this, you know,

people are
gonna have a hard time

explaining it at
work tomorrow, right?

Like, "Yeah, the magician
came out, ripped his shirt off."

"I don't think you
went to a magic show."

All right,
can you give me a piece

that's exactly eight inches?

I gotta do some more
work on this one here.

Exactly eight inches.
- Exactly?

- Yeah, exactly.
If you can, exactly.

- Is this, like, a set-up?
- If you don't know,

let's try and figure it out...

I got it, okay,
I'll take care of it.

Jeez.

If some people are wondering
why I did this trick on TV,

I'm wondering that too.

All right, here we go.

I think we're pretty much...

I'm definitely...

You're probably thankful
I'm a magician, not a stripper.

Sorry about that.
Okay, here we go.

I think...
- Kinda look like a stripper.

- It's gonna hold
together pretty good.

I feel like we kinda...
Yeah, that feels pretty good.

See, look at that.
It'll hold together. Now...

- You okay?
- Well, it's good,

because it's, like, it's nice...

even when you see
every step of the trick

it can still be a lot of fun.

- Looks good.
- Yeah, I think it looks great.

- You look great.
- I mean, I do agree,

it's nice in magic when
there is some magic, obviously,

so we'll just have to get
rid of that piece right there.

- Wow!

- Woo! Thank you!
- Wes Barker, everyone.

That was amazing.
- Thank you, it was really good.

My goodness.

I was gonna ask, when you
first started doing this trick,

did everyone,
like, rush the stage?

I mean, shirt off,
like right at the get-go?

- Surprisingly, that's
never happened, so I dunno...

- And what if I
didn't read the back... what...

It's very stressful for me,

'cause I sit there going,
like, "Can she read?"

- "Am I gonna play along?"
- Or, yeah, play...

I didn't know if it was a setup,
was I blowing it,

was I supposed to be genuine?

I heard "Magicians lie,"
like, I'm, like, "What do I do?"

- No, you did great.

- How did you
come up with this trick?

- You know, I've been doing
the gag part for a long time,

the turning around
and letting that...

And then, this part
I've actually been working on...

the ripping the shirt part...
for, like six years.

- I mean, that was amazing.
- 'Cause I love the idea

of ripping a shirt...
the image for me, onstage,

how I come up with tricks,
always with the image, right?

I'm like, "The image
of a ripping a shirt off

"is cool," you know?

- I'm just trying to
figure this out.

I mean, this close,
I'm this close,

nothing up your sleeve.
That was amazing.

- So, yeah,
do I wish I had a better body?

Yeah, you don't need
to keep bringing that up.

- No, it was working.
It was all working for you.

All right, Wes.

- Moment of truth time?
- Let's rip off the Band-Aid

and let's see if Penn and Teller
know how you did the trick.

You ready? Boys?
- I'm ready.

- Yeah, Wes,
really, really good.

You know, there's one
thing we don't allow on the show

and that is what's
called "Instant Stooging."

If you don't know that, that's
what was done to you, Brooke.

Instant Stooging
is where you bring someone up

who's not set-up ahead of time

but then they know
what to do automatically.

So, we really
worried about you doing that,

then you turn it into a joke,
and then we were happy,

'cause you were on
our side. I like that...

- I was worried,
I didn't know what to do.

- You figured it out right away.

But, I'll tell ya,

this shirt thing
was really wonderful,

'cause you see cut and restored,
destroyed and restored,

is a standard in magic,
done with rope, done with cards,

done with paper,
done with newspapers,

but doing it with a shirt really
turns the whole idea inside-out.

Makes it a really new thing
and really, really wonderful,

and really funny,
and using gaffer's tape

as, essentially, the magic wand

to make the restoration happen,

is a really, really smart idea.

Really funny, really good,
you're really wonderful,

and we don't
think you fooled us.

You are 100% right, so...

- Wait a minute, does that
mean they know the magic secret?

- They definitely know it,
they definitely know it.

Thanks for letting me
rip my shirt off for you guys,

- I really appreciate it.
- Well you fooled me.

I totally enjoyed that,
we loved that.

Wes Barker, everyone.

Come back and see us, Wes!

We've got more amazing magicians

to take on Penn and Teller
when we come back.

Don't go away.

- Welcome back.
In the mood for a miracle?

Meet our next magician.

- My name
is Henry Evans from Argentina

and I am living a dream.

I've been lucky
enough to win many prizes.

I have been invited all over
the world to give workshops,

perform on TV,

opportunities beyond
my wildest imagination.

When another magician
perform one of my tricks

my dreams are multiplied.

Even the trick I will
show Penn and Teller tonight

came from a dream.

When I woke up
I checked everywhere

to see
if the trick already existed.

It didn't.

Tonight, I'm turning
a dream into reality

for you, Penn and Teller.

And if I am lucky,

I will wake up
tomorrow with the trophy.

- All the way from Argentina,

give it up for Henry Evans.

- Thank you.

A long time ago
somebody asked me

we magician can
win at the casino.

And my answer was,
"No, it's impossible."

We cannot deal the cards,

we cannot touch the cards,

that's why it's impossible.

Impossible till now.

Because tonight
five spectator will help me

with a deck of cards
like this one in their hands

and I will try to control those
cards without touching them.

Imagine we are
at the casino, yes?

Playing a poker game, yes?

You have
the ability to give yourselves

the highest poker hand.

That is what I will do tonight.

So, this is the perfect moment.

You have a deck of cards
inside the bag.

Can you please
take them out, yes?

You have... yes.

And now, what we will do
is something very interesting.

First of all
I will have you opening

and fan like this, the cards,

so everybody can see the cards.

Like this, face to the
audience first... very good.

So, everybody can see the cards,
and it's very interesting.

You can show to the audience,

you can show them to
your friend next to you.

So, everybody can see
the cards are shuffled,

but anyway some
people want to shuffle.

If you would, shuffle the cards.

It's very important... don't
show me the faces of the cards,

so it's harder
for me to control them.

So, shuffle like this.

Look... the face to the audience,
know the faces.

Very good.
I love your shuffle.

Remember this exact moment.

Five spectators are
shuffling completely the deck.

And when you finish your shuffle

you will take
the cards like this.

Hold in your one hand only,
like this.

Very important. And you will...

I want you five cut the cards

and complete the pack,
very clear way.

And now you will cut in
the middle, half and half.

Half in your right hand
and half in your left hand.

Very clear.

And now, important question...

You will say "Right,"
moving the cards, or "Left."

If you say "Right," all of you
will place the cards you have

in the right hand inside the bag
and we will not use it anymore.

But if you say "Left,"
you will place the cards

you have in the
left hand inside the bag

and we will not
use them anymore.

Left or right, you decide.

- Right.
- Right?

Please, put the cards

you have in the right hand
inside the bag.

Yes, yes, put all the cards...

okay, and you
have only a few cards.

You can shuffle a little more.

Remember,
don't show me the faces.

Wow, this will be fantastic.

Now, the most important thing.

When you finish
hold the cards in one hand.

Remember that
we are in the casino

and maybe cameras
are hidden everywhere.

So, I don't touch the cards.

Only you... You will show the
top card so everybody can see,

it can be any card.

For example, seven of clubs,

and put in the middle please.

So, I don't know now.
My God.

You remember I
touch the cards any time?

Never, never, never.

What I will do now is
something very special.

You will hold one deck like this

and you will put
the other hand... look.

Like this.
Put your fingers like this.

And please, make a big smile
for the audience.

And now, in very slow motion,
you take the top card,

with your fingers only,
like this.

Using your fingers. Take it.
Take it with your fingers.

And the rest
of the cards inside,

inside the bag.

Yes. Put all the cards
inside the bag.

So, you have only
one card in your hand.

Put it here so nobody see.

Think about it.

You shuffled the cards.

You made very decision.

And after many shuffles,

there is only one card
left in your hand.

Yes or not?
- Yes.

- If you
remember in the beginning

I promise you a winner hand.

I never touch the cards.

When I do this
you will show your card.

And we start with you,
one by one.

Are you ready? Show your card.

Ten of clubs. Show!

Jack of clubs.

This is ace of heart,
it's a good card.

King of clubs. And ace of clubs!

Okay, this is
maybe not a royal flush.

But, okay, I can do
something special with you, yes.

Because, if you see,
I have many cards here, right?

And, of course, tell me,
this is a more difficult thing.

Any number from
one to ten, anyone.

- Seven.
- Seven.

One, two,
three, four, five, six...

Can you show the number seven,
please, to everybody?

Yes! Ten, jack,
queen, king, and ace of clubs!

Royal flush!

Take the cards out. Yes.

And you will
place the ace of clubs

and all the cards you have...
yes, very clear... here.

Take all the cards and
put them here, very good.

I love that.

And this is a special present
for my friends here. Wow.

Because this clear bulb
will be for you.

So, you can examine them.

It's an honor for me
to be here with you.

Thank you very much.
- Thank you.

- Henry Evans, everyone!

They're looking
very puzzled over there.

Where's the strangest place
that you've ever performed?

- I will tell you something.

You know,
I do magic in parties sometime

when I was, maybe, 20 years old,
okay? In the beginning.

And one day I arrived to
the show, prepared everything,

and it was just for two person.

- There were two people?
- Two people only in the home.

They say, "Yes,
it's my present to my wife."

"Because I love her
and I know she loves magic.

"That's why I hired you,
and the show is only for us."

It's okay. Why not?

- All right, Henry,

Penn and Teller have been
puzzling for a little bit,

but let's see if they
have figured out your trick.

- My God.
- Are you ready Henry?

- I am ready...
- Boys?

Henry, wow,
that's such a great act.

I mean, to do a card trick
with people from the audience

where you give them decks
and you don't touch the decks.

It's incredible.

- But there's a problem, Henry.
- Okay.

- And that is
that we like magic.

That's the only problem.
We like magic.

Which means
we occasionally go to see magic

when we're not
sitting in these seats.

And I don't know how
many years ago it was,

two, three, four years ago,
you played here in town

at a magicians convention,

and my buddy, Mac King,
took me to see you.

And we watched the whole routine

and my mind was
completely blown.

And I said, "There's now way.
That's impossible."

And Mac King looked at me

and he said, "You will
not believe what Henry does."

And I said, "If he goes on
'Fool Us, ' he just fools us.

"He just takes the trophy."

And Mac King said, "No, no,
you're not gonna believe this,

"I'll tell you what he does."

And I said, "What does he do?"

And Mac King laid it out
in detail, beat by beat by beat.

- Really?
- He ratted out your a*s.

And then we watched the act.

And I thought back
on what Mac King told me.

And it's so complicated
I couldn't remember it,

so you fooled us anyway.

I knew what it was
and you fooled us!

Congratulations.

- Thank you for seeing me.
- Hey, that was beautiful, man.

Teller, my goodness.

Take your trophy,
you deserve it. Congratulations!

We have a fooler, everyone.

Henry Evans!

Thank you, Henry.
Thank you so much.

I didn't know where you
were going with that, Penn.

Penn and Teller have given
up another "Fool Us" trophy.

Will it be the only one tonight?

Well, come back and find out.

- Welcome back, everyone.

One more fooler
is out in the wild

and another might get discovered

when Penn and Teller
face this next magician.

- Shadows have
always fascinated me.

They are a powerful metaphor
for fear and the unknown.

I perform this act in places

where I do not speak
the language.

It doesn't matter where.
Somehow, they understand.

I try to create magic
all the time.

Writing tricks
in my journals every day.

Soon I will be
publishing a book about magic.

I cannot think of anything
I would rather do with my life.

I saw Penn and Teller
for the first time

performing live for my birthday.

Exactly ten years later,
on my birthday,

I get to perform for them.

It is the greatest gift
I could ever ask for.

Penn, Teller;
this trick is my gift to you.

- Put your hands together

for the magic
of Gonzalo Albinana.

- There is a shadow.

A shadow that's been
following me since I was a kid.

A shadow that
lives inside of all of us.

Some say that
this shadow is fear.

I don't know.

When we face our fears
they lose some of their power,

they become smaller.

Fear attacks us
when we are alone.

But tonight we are not alone.

Tonight you're here with me.

Thank you,
please come on and join me.

Thank you very much.
Appreciate it. Thanks.

Let's imagine
that fear is a cage.

This one, for example.

They say that if you
want to help somebody with fear

all that you need to do
is to offer your hand.

I'm gonna ask you to put
your hands together like that,

and one up front... great.

If you try to hide it
it makes no difference.

It makes no sense,
we know it's there, right?

I'm gonna ask you
to close your eyes.

In a moment I'm gonna
ask you to breathe,

to think on your fear,
think on your habit.

Let it slow.

I'm going to walk away.

I'm going to leave
you alone with a fear,

but please don't worry,
don't move,

don't do anything,

just think on
your fear and breathe.

I'm gonna do the same
thing as you do.

We're gonna count to three
and separate our hands.

One...

Two...

Three.

That's it, yeah.

Amazing, thank you.

Thank you, you're free.
You're free.

There is no longer any fear,
you know? It's incredible.

I wish... I wish it is that easy.

I wish it is that easy
to make the fear go away,

but, you know,
fear is a stubborn...

And it comes back
to hit you in the chest.

To take your breath away.

Living with fear

is like living with
a plastic bag over your head.

It's a terrible feeling.

Fear...

It stops you from
seeing the world clearly.

Fear isolates you.

Fear suffocates you.

If you ever feel trapped like
that do what my father told me.

Just stand up
and take a deep breath.

And there comes a moment
when the fear goes away.

You can feel it,
you can hear it, you know?

It's... it's gone.

It's no longer there,
you're... you're free.

You're free to live your life,
you're free to leave it behind,

you're... you're free. I'm free.

I can feel it, you know?

And it...

If it ever comes back,
you know, if it...

I... it... it...

It all comes rushing back.

The fear. The doubt. The panic.

Surrounding me,
like it never left.

And, you know, I'm tired.

I'm tired of living with fear.

I'm tired of having it
with me all the time.

I'm tired of it's weight.

But I can't make it go away.

I can't make it go away.

So, please, make it go away.

I don't want to see it anymore.

- Gonzalo Albinana!

Gonzalo, give me a hug!

- Thank you very much.

- Come and talk with me.

That was so heartfelt
and so tender.

- Thank you.

- Has magic helped you
deal with fears in your life?

- Yeah, all the time, actually.

The only way that I know
how to confront fear

is to make it into
a magic piece, so, yeah.

- Can you share with us
a little bit of your process

and how you
conceptualize the idea?

- Of this act?
- Yeah.

- This effect is a very old
effect in magic.

It's something that has been
a little bit lost in history.

So, I started
as a kid performing it

and then I was realizing

that it was something
more for me to say with it

than only the magic.

And Teller was
the huge inspiration for me

with his shadow act.

- So, this trick was
actually inspired by Teller?

- In a way, yes, in a way. Kind
of all my magic at this moment.

Yeah, so...

- Okay Gonzalo, it is time now

to see if you
fooled Penn and Teller.

Gonzalo, you've
taken this to a level of theater

where you really held the entire
audience's hearts in your hand

and really made it
mean something so profound

that we really want to
leave the audience with that.

The important thing
is what happened

in the audience's minds

and what you created up there

which was so, so beautiful.

And you did that by using a prop

that you made mean something.

You made it mean fear.

You made it mean more than just
"jail cell," more than that.

And I'm going to avoid
saying what that object was

to Blackstone and Billy McComb

because once I say the word that
the other people did with it

it becomes silly,

and it'd be
unfair to the audience

to take that image away

and make it something else

that's essentially light
and silly.

I hope that just saying
Blackstone and Billy McComb

tells you that
the silly version we know,

and if even if
you were using the silly prop,

you did it better.

So, on every level
it was just fabulous

and I'm avoiding saying anything

because I want
the audience to stay

with that beautiful, theatrical
feeling that you created

and then say,
for our silly show,

that we don't
think you fooled us.

- So, Gonzalo,
it sounds like Penn and Teller

know the secret to your magic.

- Sounds like that, yeah.
They are the greatest.

- Well, let's
give him a really warm

happy birthday round of applause
everyone, you were amazing.

Thank you.
Gonzalo Albinana everyone.

We still have more
amazing tricks on tap

and we'll pour out
more magic right after this.

- By land, air, and sea,

we welcome the best
magicians in the world

to the shores of Las Vegas.

I see our next magician
on the horizon.

- I'm Keona
and I live in London.

I've been around
magic illusions my whole life

because my mom is
a vicar in England.

During services my mom
used to use flash paper.

We write down all the things
that we've done wrong.

And then, poof,
they're all gone.

When I was younger
I really struggled with ADHD

and made it
really difficult to focus.

The bad thing was it
wasn't very good for my grades.

But the good part is it
makes me incessantly curious.

I crave new
experiences and adventure.

Just like this.

So, I've channeled it.

I can sing, I can juggle,

and I've found magic.

And it's given me
a new focus in life.

Penn, Teller,
I can do a lot of things.

But can I fool you?

Let's find out.

- Big Ben is telling me
that it's time for a trick

by English deceiver Keona.

- Hello. So, I'm kind of
new to magic as I'm only 20.

And, of course, magic has been
around for hundreds of years.

And from what I can tell

it's gonna be
pretty hard to fool you guys

because how
could I possibly know

everything that you know.

But what I do know
is how to shop online.

So, I went and bought a trick
that all the reviews said

was a trick that
will fool Penn and Teller.

Five stars, guaranteed.

And so I knew this was
the right trick to fool you guys

because it has
an actual book in it.

I know, I know; so last century.

Now, I'm gonna
let you check through

to make sure that this
is a perfectly ordinary book

and that there is
nothing gimmicked in any way.

And whilst you do that

I'm gonna need
something to scribble on.

Also very last century,

but it'll do.

Now, can we agree that this
is a perfectly ordinary book?

- Teller thinks so,
that's good enough for me.

- Okay, fab.

So, for the next part
of the trick

we're gonna need to
generate a random page number.

So, the trick comes

with 500 numbered flying tiles.

One for each page in the book.

We might need some more help.

Brooke?
- Sure.

- Could you help us out?
- Love to help.

What can I do?

- So, as you can see there
all different numbers here.

251, 28, 19, 7, 223...
all different.

I'm not gonna ask
you to pick one out

as that wouldn't be random.
- Okay.

- So, instead,
please could you...

use this net.

- Okay.
- To swipe them out of mid-air.

- Sure.
- Okay.

We might need some more help.

Stagehands,
could I get some help, please?

Thank you.

I feel like we
might need one other thing.

- Okay.

- Okay.

Now I think we're ready.

- Okay, I'm ready.

- Okay, come here.

Just catch them.
- Okay.

- Okay. Ready? Make it rain!

How fun is that?

- Okay.

All right. How did we do?

- That is a great job.

I'm glad that you
did this and not me.

So, please reach in
and pick out any one you like.

- Okay.

How's that?
- Perfect.

- Should I show everyone?
- Yeah, please.

- Okay.

- What number
did you pick, Brooke?

- 35.

- Penn, Teller,
please could you turn to page 35

and read the first line of
the first paragraph... silently.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

Thank you, Brooke.
- Thank you.

- Now, I have no idea
what that line says.

Have you read it?
- I have.

- Okay, perfect.

Please, could you
focus and concentrate

on what the line says

so that I can read your mind
and see what's written down.

Okay...

Okay, keep concentrating.
I think I've got it.

Okay, just a few
little details... Perfect.

Okay.

Now, Penn, for the first time,

please could you
read that line out loud?

- "The door banged in the wind

"as my son, Edward,
lurched into the hall."

- Okay.

Now, before I show you

what I scribbled down
on the whiteboard,

let's take some time
to review how we got here.

First, I gave you
a perfectly ordinary book

that you checked
and there was nothing gimmicked.

Next, we generated
a random page number

so that you landed on
a random page and a random line

that no one could have forced,
predicted,

or secretly printed.

And when you read out that
line you mentioned a door, yes?

- Yes.
- Well...

Would you believe it, because...

I read your mind
and I drew that door.

- Keona everyone!

That was amazing!

What's the most fun
thing about magic for you?

- It makes you feel like you
could potentially do anything

that you want to in life
if you put your mind to it.

- What type of magic
are you looking forward

to experimenting with?

- I think
mentalism is really cool.

Tricking people,
making people believe,

and seeing that you can
read their minds is incredible.

- And what do you do
in your every day life

when you're not
performing magic?

- Mountain walking,
I do a lot of.

Since I'm from England there
isn't that many big mountains

but in the Lake District
there are some nice hills

and you can always have a jam
sandwich at the top with tea,

which is really nice.

- That sounds amazing.

All right, Keona,
I can't read Penn's mind,

so I think
we're gonna have to ask them

if they've
figured out your trick.

Are you ready?
- I'm ready.

- All right,
let's do this. Boys?

- Hey Keona, really good.

I happen to really
like Book Tests a lot.

That's what this is called
in the magic lingo.

And I want to
tell people something

that's really, really important.

This book has a cover on it

that says,
"A Perfectly Ordinary Book."

Which is,
of course, completely jive-a*s.

You would never have
a perfectly ordinary book.

But the reason that's there
is not for magic purposes,

it's for television purposes,

because we can't show the cover.

And within here is a book
that you can actually buy.

And I can't say
the name of that book,

then I would have defeated the
purpose of changing the cover.

But this is a real book
and what I can say about it

is you worked really hard.

You've read this book
really carefully.

And you chose this book
really carefully.

Even though it's a real book.

And we love the way
this whole trick works.

One of the problems
with Book Tests,

and mentalism in general,

is that they're
always uninteresting looking.

It's just a person talking,
a person writing.

You've got the two ladders
there, which is really nice,

and you've got all
the different color papers,

which we thought,
at first, was part of the system

of running the trick,

and then we figured out, no,

you really have
a lot of numbers up there.

You said 500. You have
a lot of numbers up there.

And you read this book very,
very carefully.

And one of your problems,

probably the only
thing that stopped you

from, we think, fooling us,

is the fact that
we published a book

with the same qualities.

And, we have done a
Book Test very similar to this.

So, I think, because of that,
you did not fool us.

Did I sneak enough stuff
in there

that you've got an idea, Keona?

- Yeah.

- Did all of that
magical lingo make sense to you,

'cause it sure didn't
make sense to any of us.

- Yeah.
Thank you so much everybody.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Keona everyone,
thank you so much.

Well, this commercial break

will be somewhere in-between
one and 52 minutes long.

Pick a number
and see if you're right.

- Welcome back to "Fool Us."

Our Las Vegas
legends Penn and Teller

like to close
every show on a high note,

and I've been told that it
doesn't get any higher

than this next trick.

Give it up for Penn and Teller.

- Well, Brooke,
I get to do things my way.

See, Teller and I have a
little bit of a disagreement.

I like things
really old fashioned.

I like things
done by sleight of hand.

Done by skill, done by practice.

Teller likes new-fangled stuff.

He likes the mechanical stuff,
things like that.

But I like to just
show off with some...

some sleight of hand,
some, almost, juggling.

So, I'm gonna do
it my way this time.

I'm gonna have you pick a card.

Tell me when to stop,
would you please?

- Stop.
- Right near the top.

Good. Take a look at that card.

Show it to the camera.
Memorize that card.

Let them all get a look at it,
make sure you don't forget it.

You're gonna see that
card stuck to the ceiling.

Put that right back in there.

- How's that?
- Then we shuffle it up.

Now, you've seen
the Card on the Ceiling.

It's not an original trick
with me. I didn't invent it.

If you go to a magic bar,
they're all over the world,

if you first walk in

you'll often see cards
all over the ceiling

because magicians
have done this trick.

It's a trick of pure skill,

and the higher the ceiling,
of course,

the harder it
is to do the trick.

So, I'm gonna try to get your...

you've get it
clear in your mind, right?

I'm gonna try to get your card
to stick to the ceiling.

We have a camera up there.
- This is a really high ceiling.

- Yeah, yeah,
it's, like, 75 feet.

I don't think it's
ever been done this high

and this difficult before,
but I'm gonna give it... Teller?

Keep it down, I'm trying
to think here, Teller.

Teller is playing
with a new toy of his.

- Of course he is.

- See, up between the lights,
there is a camera up there.

You remember your card, right?

I'm gonna throw it
in the air. There's...

Teller! Keep it down!

Teller's got all these new toys.

I'm gonna throw it in the air,

it's gonna go
right to the ceiling.

Look at that
place in the ceiling.

You all set? And...

One! Two! Three!

Teller! Teller! Teller!

You screwed up the whole trick.

But there it is,
stuck right there.

Is that your card?
The six of clubs.

It could have been
on the ceiling,

that would've been
so impressive.

Can you imagine
seeing that on the ceiling?

But instead it's on
some stupid gizmo of Teller's.

- You guys are crazy.

Penn and Teller have
brought tonight's show

for a smooth landing.

And a brand new
episode of "Fool Us"

will take flight next time.

Goodnight everyone!

- Coward! Come in here,
you coward!

Think I'll stop?
I'll take you the out.

You!