16x06 - SpongeBob TrashPants/ Krusty Kafeteria

[bunniefuu]

[seagull squawking]

Are ya ready, kids?

[kids] Aye-aye, Captain!

I can't hear you!

[kids] Aye-aye, Captain!

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he! ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish! ♪

-♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
-Ready?

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

[Painty the Pirate laughs]

[jaunty flute music]

Argh!

[birds squawking]

♪♪

♪ By the goo
By the goo ♪

♪ By the googly-goo ♪

♪ Me and you in the goo
It's as chunky as stew ♪

-[slurps]
-[wind whistles]

♪ upbeat music plays ♪

Ahh. The perfect spot.

Excuse me, sir. Is this yours?

Not anymore.

[indistinct excited chatter]

Hey! You kids dropped...

[coughs] ...something.

Okay, I'll dispose of them.

Wait! Come back, wrapper!

[fizzles]

Whoa!

Sorry!

Sorry, he says. [whimpering]

[panting] Pardon me!

♪ festive music plays ♪

Whoa! My fault!

[crashing]

-Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!
-[grunts]

Sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry!

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

-Whoopsie! Eeee!
-[crashing]

Mea culpa! My bad!

Please accept
my sincerest apologies!

[narrator
reads text]

-Gotcha!
-[bird squawking]

-♪ ominous music playing
-[angry grumbling]

[groaning]

Ugh. Did I do that?

Well, little wrapper,
it looks like

I've got a busy day ahead of me.

[in deep voice]
Every citizen must do their part

to keep our beaches debris-free.

[laughs]

♪ Trash, trash
Everywhere trash ♪

♪ Picking up flotsam
and jetsam ♪

♪ SpongeBob's the name
And litter's my game ♪

♪ So if you got garbage
I'll get some ♪

♪ So if ya got garbage
he'll get some ♪

[plastic screams, groans]

Yeowch!

Can't a guy sunbathe without
getting a spear in the tuchus?

Sorry, Plankton.
From the corner of my eye,

you looked like
a dirty old pickle.

-[grunts] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
-Do not eat the plankton.

He may look delicious,
but he is not a pickle!

Not a pickle? Aw man,
I was only here for the pickles.

That's why I even came
to the beach.

Oh boy. If I keep using
this trash picker,

I'll be here all week.

Hmm...

Ooh, I know!

I'll set it
to Super-Sand-Suction.

[vacuum whirring]

[sizzling]

Oops.

[sizzling]

[screams] Hot foot!

Ouch! Ouch! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!

[panting]

Well, at least it's all clean...
I guess.

-Time to head home, Canny.
-[can squeaking]

Hey, sweet tans.

-[tingling]
-♪ action music playing ♪

Uh-oh.
My trashy sense is tingling.

[gasps]
A litterbugging Bubble Bass!

[in deep voice] Looks like my
job here's not done after all!

[chomping, chewing]

Friends, yeomen, country fish.
Lend me your litter!

Yeah!

Huh?

Huh?!

[whinnies loudly]

Whoa! Whoa, horsie! Whoa!

[SpongeBob] Flowers!

Candy!

[grumbling]

-Hm?
-Aw!

[panting] This is the most
I've ever run in my life!

[screams] Move out of the way!

Oh, this should be delicious.

[SpongeBob groans]

I'm sorry, Slappy!

Oh, no. I am sorry.

I was hoping for much worse.

[rumbling]

Hurray!

There. That's the last of it.

You're good to go!

Thank you for a most
pleasurable traffic accident.

[seahorse whinnies]

Ah, look how clean.

Not a single piece of trash
anywhere on Goo Lagoon.

-Huh?
-[wind whistles]

[in deep voice] I thought
I cleaned up this town.

Looks like I'll have
to toss you in

with the rest of the rubbish.

[babbles]

♪ Western music playing ♪

[in normal voice]
Huh. Must be windy.

And I must be on a hill.

[crashes]

Your evasive moves
are impressive.

But behold!
Wacky Windmill-Style!

Yah!

♪ action music playing ♪

[grunting]

[whistling] Wha-cha!

Hmm... I'll have to use a
technique that's specific to me.

♪ horn music playing ♪

If there's one thing
us sponges know, it's holes.

Oop!
Yep, that's a mighty fine hole.

Y'all can come closer.

It's not everyone that can
appreciate a good-looking hole.

[in snooty voice] It takes taste
and sophistication.

[in normal voice]
Here, I'll just step back.

[grunts]

[panting, grunting]

Aww! Gee, all I wanted to do
was clean up Bikini Bottom.

Do something nice.
Something b-b-beautiful.

But I failed. Failed!

I'm a failure! [bawling]

Gotcha!

[in deep voice] Fell for the old

tears-of-a-trash-man routine.

I'll just put you in my pocket
for safekeeping!

[in normal voice] Oh! I must
have a hole in my pocket!

[robotic voice] I am a mean,
clean, trash machine.

♪ suspenseful music playing ♪

[trash can squeaking]

[in deep voice]
I thank you, trash,

for a most challenging hunt.

And for sacrificing your life

so I may make clean this...
[sniffles] ...littered land.

[in normal voice]
Okay, time to stab you!

Leapin' litter!

Ah, the game is still afoot.

I swore I'd get back
at SpongeBob!

And what better way than driving
ol' sanitation boy crazy

with an un-pickable
piece of trash? [laughs]

Besides...

my wittle tushy still hurts.
[grunts]

♪ rock music playing ♪

[Plankton]
Come to papa, TrashPants.

-[whizzing]
-Wha?

It's evolving?!

[strained grunts] Whoa!

Hang on, fingers!

We're trying!

[struggling grunts]

[screams]

-[SpongeBob screams]
-[Plankton] Yeow!

My other cheek!

Who said that? Ow! Whoa!

Get off, you garbage-picking
goody-goody geek!

Not lettin' go, eh?!
Let's take a spin!

[screams]

[laughs]

Whoa! Yeesh!

Hopefully there aren't
any more surprises!

[laughs]

I won't let go!

♪♪

[panting]

Whoa!

You won't get rid
of me that easy.

[screams]

-[Plankton cackles]
-[SpongeBob screams]

I'm down, but not out!

[laughs]

Get off, SpongeBob!

-[SpongeBob screams]
-[Plankton laughs]

Whoa!

-[electricity buzzing]
-♪ music stops ♪

[radio static]

[rock music strikes up]

[SpongeBob screaming]

Huh?

-No!
-[loud beeping]

This piece of trash
just ran out of gas!

[SpongeBob and Plankton scream]

-[coughs]
-Plankton? Were you--

Yes, it was me all along.
Who else?

Litterbugs!

A hundred dollar fine
for the both of you!

And you're picking up

every piece of trash
on this beach

for the rest of the year!

Well, this is another fine mess
you've gotten us into.

[babbles meekly]

♪♪

[shredder buzzing]

Ugh!

Filing bills is so boring!

-[phone rings]
-Huh?

Finally, a little action!

You've reached the Krusty Krab,
home of the Krabby Patty.

Mr. Krabs, proprietor, speaking!

[Pearl] Daddy!

Oh, hiya, Pearly-girl.
What's going on?

Oh, Daddy!
I have wonderful news!

The school lunch lady, Lenore,

fell into the industrial
cake mixer this morning,

-and now she's horribly injured!
-[choking]

That's... wonderful?

It is! Because I told everyone

that you would come and serve
Krabby Patties for lunch!

Now I'm the coolest girl
in school!

[all] Hooray!

Ugh. Oh, Pearl, you know,

I didn't exactly love me last
go-around in high school.

[deflated brass note plays]

[Pearl wailing]

Please, Daddy, please!

[gasps] Think of all the new
customers you could make!

New customers?

Woo-hoo! I like building
brand loyalty early.

Okay, I'll do it!

-Yippee!
-[cheerleaders] Whoa!

Thanks, Daddy! And hurry up,
it's almost lunchtime!

[whistles]

SpongeBob! Mr. Squidward!

-Yes, sir, Mr. Krabs?!
-Huh?

Grab your spatul-er, boy-o!

We're headin' back
to high school

to man the cafeteri-er!

I wonder if my old music teacher
is still there.

I could pop in and give the kids
a little musical inspiration!

[plays off-key melody]

Oh, you're not comin' with,
Mr. Squidward!

I need someone manning
the helm here.

Let's roll, boy-o!

Aye-aye, Mr. Krabs!

[inhales, blows]

Keep an eye on things.
We'll be back soon!

Yee-ha!

Typical.

At least it's a slow day.

Time to get some beauty rest!

[horn blaring]

♪ whimsical music playing ♪

-[meeping]
-[Squidward screams]

Ah, the ol' alma mater! [grunts]

"Absolutely, without exception,
and for the final time,

bubble unicycles are strictly
prohibited on school grounds."

[chuckles] Uh, that must be new.

-[rumbling]
-Whoa!

Hi, Daddy! Glad you're here!
[chuckles]

Cafeteria's that way.

[both grunt]

Thanks for making me cool!

Let's go, boy-o.

[pained hunger moans]

[chomping, chewing]

Uh, this is slightly more grim
than expected, Mr. Krabs.

[bell ringing]

[Lenore] All right,

get up, you lazy flounders!

No one eats until you form
an orderly line!

That's the rules!

Hello there!

Who's cuttin' in my line?!

Uh, we're the new kitchen crew.

And you must be
Lunch Lady Lenore.

[chuckles] Didn't think
you'd be here.

I've run this cafeteria
for 40 years!

You think I'm gonna let a little
horrific mangling keep me away?

Now get to your stations!

[both] Yes, ma'am!

Oh boy, time to get cooking!

[straining]

[straining]

You there! What are you doing?

Oh. I'm just getting ready to
grill up some Krabby Patties!

Krabby Patties? No outside food
in my cafeteria!

Approved foods only!

That's the rules!

Well, I'd hate to be
a rule-breaker.

Let's see what the kids
are gettin' today.

Boiled kelp? Boiled loaf?
Boiled cake?!

That sounds awful!

Although, if I make the meatloaf
tasty enough...

You don't cook the food!

It's delivered in boiling bags

from the food depository!

-[ship horn blows]
-[creature hisses]

Now get to boiling!

[nervous whimpering]

Come on, old man!

Pearl promised us
Krabby Patties!

Yeah!

Calm down, everyone!

You'll be getting served
any minute now,

as soon as me cook delivers up
yer Krabby Patties!

SpongeBob, hurry up!

[nervously] Order up.

Ugh... What is this, boy-o?

I've seen tastier lookin' meals
in the brig!

[squelching]

Where's all my Krabby Patties?

I'm so sorry. It's the rules!
[weeping]

[screams] Feed me!

[grunts, munches]

That isn't a Krabby Patty.

So flavorless!

[groans]

Mr. Krabs,
I can't work like this!

Unseasoned food goes against
the fry cook's code! So...

♪ sneaky music playing ♪

Good thing I brought
my secret stash

of herbs and spices!

[snickers]

[chomps]

Wow.

The deliciousness is, like,

stimulating my young mind!

[power chord plays]

[grunts]

♪ dejected music ♪

Huh?

Flavor causes unruly children!

It is forbidden!

Now back to boiling bags!

And you! Back to slinging slop!

And no inspiring the children.

-It's the rules!
-[rumbles]

Yeah, my dad's Krabby Patties

are the tastiest food in town.

This is gonna be
the best lunch ever!

♪ downbeat music plays ♪

[grunts]

[groaning]

Pearl, is this
some kind of a joke?

Daddy! What's the deal?

Why aren't you serving
Krabby Patties

like I promised everyone?

I can't serve nothin'
but this slop

while that lunch lady
is watchin'!

If you want patties,
we need a distraction!

Something engrossing,
but, you know, subtle.

Please.

[screaming]
Subtle is my middle name!

Keep on looking straight at me!

There's nothing else
you need to see!

What's all this now?

D-I-S, T-R-A, C-T-I-O-N, hooray!

Alright, boy-o, now's our chance
to build some brand loyalty

with these brats.

Bring on the patties!

Order up!

[murmurs happily]

-[laughs]
-Oh!

[chomps, chews]

What's going on out there?!

Pay! Attention!
Pay me attention!

[Pearl grunts]

♪ tense music stinger ♪

Outside food?! Happy children?!

It's against the rules!

[roars]

Gimme those patties!

I don't think so!

Aww.

Oh no! [cries]

My popularity!

Ooh! I hate this slop! [grunts]

Uh... food fight?

That's against the rules!

[grunting]

[grumbling]

[chomping]

[grunts]

♪♪

[yells]

[food splatting]

[grunting]

One lunch lady special!

Order up!

You're all breaking the--

[loud thud]

All those years
of cooking school lunches

made me forget
how fun flavor can be!

Ah, thank ya, SpongeBob!

Just doing a fry cook's duty,
ma'am!

Listen up, children!
Everyone on the buses!

We're taking a field trip
to the Krusty Krab!

[cheering]

Can a lunch lady do that?

Who cares?
I want a Krabby Patty!

Ya! Woo-hoo!

Phew! Finally,
my nightmare is over.

♪ whimsical music playing ♪

-[cheering]
-[Squidward screams]

[indistinct chatter]

-Uh-huh? Uh-huh.
-[overlapping chatter]

[chewing, swallowing]

Food fight!

-[cheering]
-Yay!

[chews, gulps]

This rules!

What do you want me to do?

Not a thing, boy-o!

The more they throw,
the more they buy!

Now get in that kitchen
and grill up more ammunition!

Sir, yes, sir!

Incoming!

[laughs maniacally]

♪♪