01x10 - Nyaa mo Event o Tanoshimu Nya

[bunniefuu]

The smell of fingers
reeking of cigarettes.

It's so aromatic and pungent,
I can't live without it.

Oh no, the ashtray.

It's so full of cigarette butts
that the filters are burning.

I love how it smells
like baked sweet potatoes.

Just shut up and smoke.

No, I'm about to break
my longest no-smoking streak.

SMOKE-FREE PIPE

Is this recording? It is, right?

Okay, here goes!

It's Hame-chan's Hame-Channel!

Shut up!

I'm streaming live
from inside a rental car today!

Here with me is Yaku-chan!

Everyone, say hi!
- Don't film me.

Are you going to stream
the whole way there?

I'll keep streaming
even after we get there.

Let's keep the hype going!

Look, everyone!
The gravity is reversed inside this car!

The ceiling is the floor!

We'll head for the moon--
- Red light.

Ouch. Help, I can't get out.

PLEASE SIT IN THE PROPER POSITION
WHILE THE VEHICLE IS IN MOTION.

What are you, a kid?

So, where are we going?

I want to go to the beach.

I told you, we're going
to the Suisha Waterfall in Kanagawa.

This is the third time I've told you.

The waterfall is a power spot.

I need to recharge
since I've been on edge lately.

We have a destination!

It's a power spot!
- Don't film me, idiot!

You're so scary.

You get angry when I film you
because you're shy.

Go to hell.

Sorry, everyone, it's going to be boring.

I should've come by myself.
- Let's k*ll some time!

PIT STOP:
NEKOTARO'S HOMETOWN

SUISHA WATERFALL

Aren't you going to the bathroom?

Nope.

You won't get another chance for a while.

Unlike you, I don't potty.

Whatever. Go to hell.

I love that feeling

when you're getting close
to your destination.

Excuse me, I'm so bored here!

Why don't you tell me
an interesting story?

Come on, please?

I'll be cleansed of this frustration, too.

ENTRANCE TO SUISHA WATERFALL

WATERFALL CLOSED DUE TO LANDSLIDE

LOL.

When are you going to stop laughing?

I got to capture your funny face,

which is way more entertaining
than a waterfall.

Shut up!

I mean, it's my fault
for not checking first.

At least there's a famous parfait place
we can stop by.

Yay! I love parfaits!

What's wrong?

My tummy hurts.

Yakuko, I need to go to the bathroom.

That's why I told you to go earlier!

It's not my fault
that I didn't need to go then!

I told you there wouldn't be anything
until we hit the roadside station.

I can't make it!

Okay, fine.

Here.

It's number two, not number one!

You want me to press this against my butt
and squeeze it inside?

You're crazy!

Knowing the size of your as*h*le,
I'm sure you can make it fit.

Have you seen it before or something?

Yaku.

Okay, fine.

There, go do it in the grass.

Don't ditch me, okay?

Yeah.

Seriously, don't ditch me!
That wasn't me setting you up!

Seriously, for real!
- I won't, just hurry up already.

What?

Why are you trying to ditch me?!

Hey!

Damn it!

Serves you right, Hameko!

YAKU'S HEART WAS FAIRLY CLEANSED

TEN MINUTES LATER

Oh, crap.

Chainsmoker Cat.

TO NYAGAMIHARA

Hey!

Come on! Nobody's stopping for me!

Even though I'm dressed so provocatively!

Stupid Yaku! You sh*t-stain!

Hey, please stop!

Yes! They stopped!

Uh, thank you very much.

What do I do? He hasn't said anything.

What?

...breathing, first form.

What the hell? This guy's scaring me!

Actually, I'm good right here
if you could just drop me off.

I can walk the rest of the way.

Thank you very much.

What?

Could you unlock...

Your mouth.

Inside your mouth.

The inside of your mouth.

Show me.

The inside of your mouth!
- Okay!

Okay, well, once again,
thank you very much.

Sure.

Look, my bad. I was having a little fun.

Anyway, get in.

Okay.

Sorry, are you mad?

Actually, you covered a lot of ground
for being on foot.

Did you hitchhike or something?

No!
- What?

I didn't hitchhike!

Funny face.

Don't take a picture
of the inside of my mouth!

Why would I take a picture
of the inside of your mouth?

I took a picture of your face. Calm down!

Chainsmoker Cat.

Thanks for walking Piko-chan for me.

This is for your trouble.

You are responsible
for disposing of Piko-chan's poop.

What a pain.

Landlord.

What?

You can have this.

What is that?

It was that day today.

THAT DAY = RARE DAY
WHEN YANI NEKO HAD WORK

That day?

SEA CUCUMBER

Valentine's Day!

Schwing!

You shouldn't have! Honestly!

I mean, I'll gratefully take it, though.

You want it that much?

I'd be lying if I said I didn't want it.

You like this that much?

I mean, I do think I need to cut back,
considering my age.

But I just can't get enough sweets!

Actually, you're doing me a huge solid.

What the hell? This looks like sh*t.

Because it is.

It's so moist. Is it homemade chocolate?

It's fresh poop.
- Hey, cut it out! Don't be so gross!

Although, it is a little sticky.

Because it's fresh dog dookie.

I told you to stop!

My nose is a little stuffy
from my pollen allergies,

but I'll have a taste now.

Gross! This is sh*t!

I told you it was.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Is it sweet?

Of course it's not sweet, you dumbass!

Nothing beats eating a hot dog outside!

Give me back my hot dog!

You'll pay for this, bird!

What are you doing?

What is that bird? A hawk? A kite?

Seriously, what are you doing?

I'm gonna k*ll it to make chicken dogs.

That's not a chicken.

That's not a bird you're supposed to eat.

Who gets to decide
what birds can be eaten?

What's with the attitude?

Honestly.

Here, buy yourself dinner.

For real?

But you have to let the bird go
in exchange.

I can buy smokes with this.

Those eyes...

I thought I sensed something behind them.

Nah, who am I kidding?

Who are you?

I'm the bird of prey you saved
this afternoon.

I came to repay you for saving my life.

Stop!

You should value yourself more than that!

This is all I can do to repay you.

I'm so glad.

Like that could ever happen.

Oh, it's morning.

I suppose I'll get to work.



I can't think of an idea! I'm a hack!

I'm so sick of this dog-eat-dog world!
I want out.

But I don't want to move back
to the sticks either!

I hate this,
but I don't want to draw, either.

But the deadline!

CUNTCHEESIA IS CURRENTLY CONFUSED.

This costume I bought
for reference material is pretty hot.

What are you supposed to fight
wearing this?

What's up with my flabby body?

If I can't support myself
by drawing manga,

maybe I'll try out this sort of thing.

Are you home?
I came to talk to you about your rent.

Landlord! It's not what you think!

This is just reference material.

Schwing!

I'm sorry.
You're here about the rent, right?

Look at me, dressed up like this.

Gniwhcs!

Schwing!

Gniwhcs!

Schwing!

Schwing, schwing, schwing, bam!

Boing.

Chainsmoker Cat.

Knock, knock.

It's usually your nap time
around now, isn't it?

Does it not affect your studies?

It may be getting warmer,

but you'll catch a cold
sleeping with your belly out.

She's so generous letting me use her bath.

The latitude lost to modern man
can still be found

in this apartment building.

I believe that stopping
our monopolization of resources

and working together

is the way mankind can navigate
this unstable world.

My, my.

There's only alcohol
and beer snacks in here.

All this drinking
is not good for your health.

I'll just take one of these beers.

Of course,
I'm just looking out for your health.

Perhaps I'll take some snacks, too.

Early this morning, a 31-year-old man
was arrested in Nyagamihara City

when he was caught breaking in
and stealing.

BURGLAR ARRESTED

The burglar claims it wasn't theft,
but sharing, and denies the charges.

Police believe
there may be other crimes involved.

I don't understand how anybody
can resort to stealing

in order to hold off hunger.

If you become hungry, just rely on others.

There are plenty of communities
that will help.

He's just another poor sheep,

brainwashed by preconceived notions
of capitalism.

Hey, Aru Neko, your rent!

Oh, you're napping.

Hey, wake up!

What am I going to do with you?

It's a molester.

I am not!

You know, you're lucky it was just me.

You need to be careful.
You didn't even lock the door.

There are a lot of squatters
and weirdos these days.

Are you listening to me?

What are you looking at?

A ceiling dropper?

CEILING DROPPER

There are no such things as monsters
or bird fairies.

Now, snap out of it and pay your rent.

There was something wet and slimy!

It's a ceiling licker!

What is this? Don't go back to sleep!

Chainsmoker Cat.

Kansai.
- Yeah?

I need to talk to you.

I have cancer, and the doctors
only gave me a year to live.

APRIL 1ST

That's really hard to respond to!

You can't joke about topics
that are too sensitive if they're true!

Come up with something funnier!

Okay, then I'll quit smoking.

That's not a lie,
that's just what every smoker says.

Then why don't you show me an example?

Show you an example?

Nothing I say is going to be funny now.

Still, if you insist, I'll give it a shot.

I don't really care that much.

Here.

That looks like you.

I have two kids.

That's a nice reaction. Cute, right?

I'm going to go tell everyone!

Wait, you idiot!

You're the one who told me
to tell you a lie!

Be that as it may,

I'm surprised you carry around
a picture of you and your brother.

There's nothing wrong with it!

You really are hilarious.

You're making me blush!
What's gotten into you?

I'm lying.

I just thought of something funny.
I'm going to go borrow Shunran.

I knew you were lying.

I'm so excited
for our school trip next month.

What souvenir am I going to buy my sister?

I know! Let's all go buy snacks together!

Sorry.

It's from my sister.

I'M HAVING A BABY

THIS IS THE FATHER

THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION.

UNDERAGE SMOKING AND DRINKING
IS PROHIBITED. DO NOT IMITATE.