15x10 - Pablum Plankton/MuseBob ModelPants

[bunniefuu]

Are ya ready, kids?

[kids] Aye-aye, Captain!

I can't hear you!

[kids] Aye-aye, Captain!

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

-♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
-Ready?

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

[Painty the Pirate laughs]

[jaunty flute melody]

Argh!

-[seagulls squawk]
-[waves crash]

[bubbling]

[Plankton] Steady, Plankton.

Careful.

-[loud laughter]
-Ooh!

-[expl*si*n]
-[laughter continues]

[laughter]

What is all that noise?

[snickering]

[laughing]

What is so funny?

-[SpongeBob] This!
-Huh?

[screams]

[Plankton] Hopping hineys!

Put those away!

Oh, don't be embarrassed.

It's just your baby pictures.

You were adorable.

I was never adorable.

These photos have got to go.

Whoa! [groans]

[giggling]

You were such a cute baby.

Oh, I can't stand it!

Yoink!

-Aw.
-Boo!

[grunts] I'm not cute
and adorable.

I'm horrifying and evil!

Hmph!

Plankton was the cutest baby
I've ever seen

and I'm gonna prove it to him.

[laughing]

Eh, keeps him off the streets.

[bubbling]

[Dad] Time to eat, Moby.

Oh, you're gonna love
this new whale baby food.

It's called Baleen Baby...

baby.

Open up!

No!

Come on, Moby.

Here comes the submarine
into the lagoon!

[imitates sonar beep]

[gentle music playing]

No!

[squelches]

[wails]

[munches] Mmm!

[squelches]

[gulps]

Da-Da!

I want my Baleen Baby...

[grunts] ...baby!

[gasps] He called me Da-Da!

[announcer]
Your kids will call you Da-Da

as they go ga-ga

for the delicious taste
of Baleen Baby...

baby!

And now it's time
to announce the winner...

[grunts]

...of Baleen Baby food's
cutest baby contest!

[suspenseful music playing]

Baby Plankton!

[Karen] Woo-hoo!

Yay! Plankton, look!

SpongeBob was right!

I don't have time
for malarkey now, Karen.

I just ran out of robot oil.

-[beeping]
-[clanks]

Look for Baby Plankton's
picture

on every jar
of Baleen Baby baby food.

Baby!

Oh, he's gonna love that.

[light music playing]

There he is. It's him!

I can't believe it.

[female shopper] Oh, man!

Oh, pardon me.

After you.

Hm. People usually step on me
when I'm shopping.

Strange.

[light music playing]

Ah, robot oil.

[sighs]

Time to get climbing.

[Lazy Mary] Oh. Oh, no.

Let me get that for you.

Um, thanks?

[Lazy Mary] Anytime, cutie.

[groans]

[giggles]

I am not a cutie!

-[dings]
-[grunts]

Okay, what do I owe you?

[gasps] It's on the house, sir!

On account of you being so...

[gasps] ...famous!

It's pronounced "infamous,"
but okay...

Have a nice day!

[groans]

[overlapping chatter]

I seen that butt on the TV!

[shrill voice]
I want my Baleen Baby...

baby!

What was that?

Blimping butt cracks!

Buy some Baleen Baby!

[lights buzzing]

-[gasps]
-[groans]

[suspenseful music playing]

Huh?

Karen!

[tense music playing]

How dare you give out
my baby mugshots

without my permission!

As much as I'd like to, Sheldon,

I can't take credit
for this one.

I did it!

Now aren't you happier knowing

that you're still
the cutest baby in town?

No!

I want to strike fear
in the hearts of everyone,

not make old ladies
pinch my cheek.

Look at these pinch marks.

[woman screaming]

[winces] That looks painful.
Sorry about that, Plankton.

[grunts] Sorry is for suckers,
SpongeBoob.

You got me
into this baby picture mess

and you're gonna help me
clean it up!

[gasps, groans]

I'm ready!

[bubbling]

[Plankton] Here's the plan.

We cover up
all my baby pictures.

[dramatic music playing]

[grunting]

[grunts] Got it!

-[chainsaw whirring]
-[Plankton] But first,

we chop down the billboards.

-Whoa!
-[thuds]

[Plankton] Then, we paint over
the bus ads.

[squelching]

Fire!

-Whoa!
-[squelches]

[inhales]

[splats, squelches]

[groans]

[bus bell dings]

I'm okay! [groans]

[bubbling]

[Plankton] And finally,

we buy up the entire supply

of Baleen Baby food...

[bubbling]

...and bury it in the desert!

-[grunts] Phew.
-[groans] Oh, boy.

We did it!

Nobody will ever see
my naked baby photos again.

[wail in distance]

[both gasp]

Wh-wh-what the heck was that?

S-s-sea coyotes?

[groaning]

-[gasps]
-[whales groaning]

Aw, it's just a bunch
of whale babies.

They're adorable.

Why are they staring at me
like that?

[wails]

They probably smell
the baby food.

What do baby whales eat anyway?

Who cares?

Toss 'em a jar
and make 'em go away.

Break it up, babies.
Break it up.

[baby whales groaning]

"Baleen Baby food
is made of 100%..."

[gulp]

"Gulp"?

What the heck is "gulp"?

"100%...

p-p-p-plankton"?

[ominous music plays]

Baleen Baby is plankton!

[eerie whale song]

[thuds]

Run!

[baby whales groan]

[panting]

[sniffs]

-[grunting]
-[engine revving]

-[panting]
-Ooh!

[sniffs]

-[groaning]
-[gasps]

-[clinks]
-[sighs]

[panting]

Where are they all coming from?

I don't know.

But I really dig
their whale song.

Don't listen, SpongeBob!

[gentle whale song]

[Plankton] Some say
the song of a baby whale

is so hypnotic...

[squelches]

...it can turn you
into a voracious,

plankton-eating...

whale!

-[grunts]
-[gulps]

[grunts]

I want my mama!

[panting]

[SpongeBob laughing]

[Plankton panting]

[dramatic music playing]

[clanking]

[panting]

Sweet Neptune!

[groaning]

[Plankton panting]

[grunts]

[gasps, groans]

[slurps]

[both scream]

[squelches]

Ew, chum!

I must have lost a bet.

[gasps] Help!

[burbles]

[gentle, whimsical music
playing]

That's a relief.

I thought you guys
were gonna eat--

[chomps]

[spits] Yuck!

-[groans]
-[baby whales] Ew!

[groaning]

All right, babies,
leave Plankton alone now.

[groans, retches]

Look what they did
to my antennas, Mommy.

[wails]

-Whoa!
-I'd know that hiney anywhere.

Those are Baby Plankton's
famous buns.

I'll kick your buns, you weirdo!

I'm just here to give you
the Baleen Baby contest check

for one jillion dollars...

baby!

[gasps] Well...

that's a baby food
of a different flavor.

I accept!

[overlapping chatter]

-[whispering]
-Huh? What's that?

Baby Plankton tastes like chum?

Ew. That's not gonna be good
for business.

Okay, change of plans!

We're done
with Dr. Cyclops here,

so let's go with the second
best baby photo we have.

[overlapping cooing]

What the...

[Plankton] Krabs?

-[overlapping chatter]
-[laughs]

Oh yeah. I forgot.

I sent in Mr. Krabs'
baby photo, too.

[SpongeBob laughs]

Actually, that's adorable.

-[brakes screeching]
-[groaning]

[Plankton] My pinchable cheeks!

[light music plays, fades]

[bubbling]

[humming]

[Patrick] Tag! You're it!

[SpongeBob] Oh, yeah? You're it!

[laughing]

Excuse me! Genius at work here!

[laughing]

[SpongeBob] Oh, my golly!

[gasps] My painting!
It's ruined.

You turned my beautiful
self-portrait into a...

a sponge-blob!

I think it looks good.

What do you know, plebeian?

This is going where it belongs.

In the trash.

[clanks]

-[brakes squeak]
-[whirs]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What have we here?

Fellas, check this out.

I've never seen
such a profoundly

beautiful work of art.

Huh, it reminds me
that in this chaotic world

there is still unabashed beauty.

See? People love your painting.

They're garbage people,
of course they like garbage.

[garbageman]
For your information,

we all got art degrees
from Whale University.

[thuds]

[gasps] Oh, be still,
my beating heart!

Who's responsible
for this masterpiece?

[quirky music playing]

I'm Peggy Grouperheim,
big-time art dealer.

Your painting is a work
of sheer genius!

I'll buy it.

You recognize my genius?

Well, if you like that,

you're gonna love
my other paintings.

Oh no, dear. Ew.

Those lack the spark of...

this painting.

Oh.

Clearly, that little urchin
is your muse.

[toilet flushing sound effect]

[giggles]

Make me more paintings of him,

and I'll give you a show
in my gallery!

Here's my card.

Wow! She actually liked
your painting, Squidward.

Yeah, what's wrong with her?

My own gallery show.

[sighs happily]

[dreamy music playing]

Soon, the whole world
will know me

for my artistic soul, my genius.

Ugh!
But I gotta paint SpongeBob.

I don't even like being
in the same ocean with him.

I can't ask him to pose for me.

Wait. I'm a genius.

I'll just paint him from memory.

[chuckling]

Ah.

Oh.

Ugh! I've spent so long

trying to forget
SpongeBob exists,

I've forgotten
what he looks like.

There's only one thing to do.

Stealth painting.

[bubbling]

[humming]

Woo-hoo-hoo!

[light music playing]

-[bell dings]
-Hm? Fries are ready!

[sniffing]

Ew. Those fries are off.

I better change
this boiling hot oil.

[sizzling]

[mutters]

[screams]

Aw, quittin' time.

Off to boating school.

I'm coming, Mrs. Puff!

[light music playing]

[cracks]

I need a more direct approach.

[bubbling]

[snoring, whistling]

[grunts]

Huh?

[grunting]

Huh? [grunts]

-[thwacking]
-[squelching]

[Squidward groans]

Oh.

[sighs]

[bubbling]

[laughing]

-[grunts]
-Oh!

Whoop!

[laughing]

If fine arts aren't working,

maybe martial arts will.

[grunts]

[groans]

[laughs] Oh!

[laughing] Ow!

[funky music playing]

[giggling]

[grumbles]

[grunts]

[laughing]

-[thwacks]
-Oh!

[laughing]

[growls, grunts]

[laughing]

[all groaning]

[all wail]

Hey! Them's my kids!

[growls]

You-you don't understand.

But-but... [gasps]

[all growl]

-[grunting]
-[groaning]

[laughing]

-[grunting]
-[groaning]

[panting] Time for an even more
direct approach.

-[grunting]
-[groaning]

[bubbling]

♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la ♪

-[gasps]
-SpongeBob.

Oh, hello, Squidward--

[thudding]

[groans]

Gotcha!

[Peggy]
Ah, you've done it again!

Another beautiful masterpiece!

Just keep working
with your muse.

Yes, ma'am.

I'm your muse?

Don't let it go to your head.

Well, if you wanted me
to pose, Squidward,

all you had to do was ask.

I would do anything

to help you achieve
your artistic dreams.

You would?

Of course.

Now let's get painting!

I'm musing!

♪ I'm musing
I'm musing, I'm musing ♪

[bubbling]

[Squidward] Stand up there.

Now, put one hand on your hip,

and raise the other in the air.

Got it!

[elegant music playing]

[SpongeBob] What do you think
about this pose?

Just pick a pose and stay still!

[SpongeBob] Yoo-hoo!

How about this?

How about this?

How about this?

How about this?

How about this?

I said stay still!

Thank you.

[music continues]

[paint squelching]

You haven't quite captured
my quality of mature naivete.

You're supposed to be my muse,
not my critic.

[mumbling angrily]

Now I can paint.

[bubbling]

[chuckling]

[grunting]

[chuckling]

[cash register dings]

[dramatic orchestral music
playing]

[grunting]

[cash register dinging]

[panicked grunting]

[squelching]

[cash register dings]

[exhausted groaning]

[panting]

[laughing]

[indistinct muttering]

[laughing]

[majestic music playing]

[laughing]

[majestic music playing]

[cash register dings]

[cacophonous laughing]

[gentle music playing]

[groans] Uh, SpongeBob?

Could you scoot forward?

You got it, Squidward!

-[fart-like squeak]
-Oops, that wasn't me.

That was the chair.

[giggles]

[grumbles]

SpongeBob, please stay still.

[fart-like squeak]

[grumbling]

-[fart-like squeak]
-Somebody step on a duck?

[quack-like laugh]

[grumbles]

-[laughing loudly]
-[squeaking]

[grumbling]

[fart-like squeaking]

[laughing]

[screams]
I can't take it anymore!

[grunts]

[screams]

Uh-oh. I guess Squidward
didn't find me amusing.

[laughs]

[screaming]

[laughing]

Huh?

The way out!

-Paint the muse!
-Paint the muse!

Paint the muse!

[SpongeBob paintings]
Yeah, Squidward! Paint me!

Forever and ever and ever
and ever!

[cacophonous laughing]

Huh?

Oh, I'll paint you.

I'll paint you to oblivion!

[laughs maniacally]

[laughing]

♪ Here I go a-painting ♪

♪ A-painting, a-painting ♪

♪ Here I go a-painting ♪

♪ All the ding-dong day! ♪

[beeping]

Time to make Squidward rich...

and me richer!

[rumbles]

Oh, dear.

Looks like I pushed
another artist too hard.

Mark up the prices
of his old paintings.

[laughs]

[bubbling]

[groaning]

I may have lost all my fame...

[winces] ...and money,

but at least,
I enjoy painting again.

[groans] Ow!

Hey, buddy,
you finished with that?

-Yes.
-Great!

More garbage.

[whimsical music playing]

Typical.

[whirs]