02x11 - Episode 11

[bunniefuu]

- You'll swim to the dome...

Dive in there...

And you are free.

- I can't swim!

-Yes, f*ck your mother!

(alert music)

(disturbing music)

(lively noise of voices, music)

Thank you dear leader
for electricity.

- Our leader, step up,

and then the crucian does not blush.

- It's still purple.
that we have such a strong leader.

(Inveterate Scammers - "Pumps")

I brought you cranberries.
It is sour, bitter, but very tasty.

-No thanks. I have more from that berry
the body has not recovered.

(music stops)

(outraged screams)
-Hey hello!

-What's happened?
-What's the matter?

- Yulik!

Well you should have warned
we play fofans!

-Quiet!

(engine noise)
Do you hear someone coming?

- It's Belki.

I can smell their quadrics a mile away.

-Leader-leader, where are you?

-I'm hiding. To show up effectively.

(disturbing music)

Let's! Who is on me?

Yes, I wasn't expecting such a meeting.

-Grandfather!

-Yah...

-Grandfather!

-Well, how is Klyazma?

Well, you can't say it in one word.

-Glad!

I thought I would never see you again.

Sasha dragged me to the river.

He said that you can swim under the dome.

And he himself was left to die on the shore.

He got so burned...

- Oh, let them treat the Baron!

Remember how I died?

And nothing - beautiful, healthy.

- I doubt that Vera will want to treat him.

-He was a great man.

Lump.

Mentor.

By the way, he was preparing me for successors. Yes.

(Baron)
Still, he's gone to hell.

- And I was counting on the words of gratitude.

-What is it?

-Let's just not tantrums,
it's just depilation.

I have been asking you for a long time.

- Faith, don't

indulge in wet dreams.

I will never be with you.

-Nothing.

Lie still, change your mind.

-We were sitting with the Baron, talking heart to heart -

well, as usual.

And he says:

"Yurets, dear..."

Native!

"When I'm gone,

read this to everyone."

Posthumous orders of the Baron.

-Will.

- Well, read it, since you are so literate.

- "Here's my kirdyk,

my b*stards."

(crying)

- Rogues...

- Let's go without this tearful c*ck!

- "Give me such a funeral,

to make Moscow envious."

-We can do that.

- "I want it like the Vikings.

My body with all belongings
let them go on a raft along the Moscow River.

And set it on fire."

- Barosha always had taste.

-I want that too.

“You don’t have any belongings, you b*stard.
-Will.

- "And the Rat will say,
that I was preparing him as a successor.

No sh*t like that."

(everyone laughs)

- Ushlyopok!

"Goodbye, my b*stards.

Happy memories."

Well.

Let's provide the Baron

worthy transfer to a better world.

-Well, of course.
- Rogues...

- So, I'm behind the raft boards.

Something is wrong with mine and yours.
- Oh, yes, everything is clear.

Gerka, I suppose, screwed up again,

and this bugger is right there.

-Glad! You are so pale - horror.

You urgently need snowdrops.

-What is this? Where to find them?

- Well, these are such flowers,

which grow very deep in the forest.

But this is the only way
from all this.

- I'll find them and bring them.
Yes, just need to collect a full basket.

-Fine. I will weave a basket of branches.

Weaving courses.

- Happy hunting, leader!

(ring signal)

(Larisa)
- Dear Julius!

Until the end of the trial period
less than one day left.

Contribute to society urgently.

-Shut up, ditch!

-So.

Now post what happened.

-Nothing.
- Oh, youth!

If you don't want to toil all your life,
like me and Zoya,

stop fooling around!

-Grandfather!

What happened to Zoya?

- Well, it's a long story.

-But we're not in a hurry.

-It is truth too. It's been a very good year.

2030th.

Bitcoin then went down
to historic lows

it could be bought
for only 50 thousand yuan.

I was the lead programmer
in one large IT company

and worked to create
artificial intelligence.

Hello monkey.

Well, how are you?

-Finish the smart ring.

Brains, count like a smartphone.

-Well done.

Check it out.

Zoya, make me a cappuccino.

-So I bought it.

(artificial intelligence)
- One second, Vitalik.

- Meet my new assistant.

This is true artificial intelligence

not all these imitations.

She is aware of herself.

Why did you call her after me?

(AI) - According to statistics,
he calls you "monkey" more often,

not Zoya.

- Think she's joking!

And this is not a preparation
it is a reaction to the situation.

- And now I'm joking too!
I will unplug it.

(AI) - Monkeys probably don't know
that my data is stored on the server.

- Girls, do not swear.

(AI)
- Your coffee is ready.

-Thank you.

-And from that day on, my boyfriend

began to spend all the evenings at work.

- They just put pressure on me from above -
finish the project faster.

- Yes, you watched kinchiki with her.
-It was part of the training.

patterns of human behavior.

(AI)
Don't worry, I've already seen the ending.

Vera and Andrey will be together.

- Zoya, it's called a "spoiler"!
You can't do that.

-Accepted.

- What, Vitality, are you playing with a kinchik?

- Andrey Yegorovich, this is...

It's for work.
- Yes, yes, tell me.

Heard about the virus
who mows down men?

They whispered to me from above
that in Russia there is already the first infected.

So let's hurry up
finish your project.

As long as there is someone to sell it.

Vitalyur, you are a real genius!

Yes to you in this building
hands should all kiss.

In Russia, you are the top guy!

- Topchik, in front of whom are you showing off here?

- Well, good story.

it's not a sin to embellish.

-Let's quickly finish your project,

as long as there is someone to sell it to.

- It's already half past two, let's watch it tomorrow.

I must go home.

-Do you like it
the heroine of this film is Zhenya?

-And what?
-Every time you see her on the screen,

your pupils dilate
and breathing quickens.

I had two options:
Either you love her or you hate her.

- Okay, I got it.

I like her.

- Then I'll look like this,

if you don't mind.

Been wanting to pick one for a long time
human form.

- Okay, I'll go.

- Don't go, Vitalik.

Oh please!

Let's chat some more.

-Grandfather,

it turns out, rolled up to you

artificial intelligence?

- Yes, I didn’t roll up.

just started to show

emotional attachment
to your creator.

And I plunged into the study of this process.

After a few months I realized
that he became too attached to the artificial Zoe.

(Zoe)
- I fell in love with the program, imbecile!

(Glad)
- Grandma, you knew everything and did nothing?

- So that I - and did nothing?

(crack)

-Did you quarrel over such nonsense?
- Yes, we would immediately reconcile.

But artificial Zoya
learned too much from Russian cinema.

Well, how are you?

Look, I'm sorry, Zoya.

Now the situation is nervous.

And this virus...

-Do you love me?

-What?

-That's a simple question.

Yes or no?

-I love.

- What about Zoya?

-Same.

-Who is stronger?

You ask difficult questions, Zoya.

-Maybe this correspondence will help to decide?

(message signal)

-This electronic b*tch
hacked into my cart.

- Well, yes, and there is a love correspondence
with one boy.

- Yes, flirting on trifles!

-Well, yes.

It only happens when you're young

that resentment becomes stronger than love.

-So...

I understand you have wine here,
flowers, romance

But it's time to see the edges.

Come on, let's go to the islands.

-What islands?
- Yes, any!

Where the virus won't get us.

Vital, I don't want to lose you.

-And his

don't you want to lose too?

Does he go to the islands too?
-Yeah, it's just...

Have you hacked my "cart"?

Oh, it's her, right?

Do you even know what she's capable of?

- Capable of being faithful.

- Vital, wake up!

You've been brainwashed by a fake chick!

- The islands are waiting for you.

- That's it, Vitality!

Some very serious people

buy your Zoya!

Don't ask who.

Military.

Well, I wanted to do something else.

- Forget it.

They made an offer

from which it is impossible not to crap!

-How many?

- How much... Money...

Money - spray.

They offered us something better.

They said that the body renews rather robustly.

Nah, drop it.

Survive this infection

and we will have no competitors at all!

So, okay.

It's time for me to run.

We're having a big party there.

Well, in honor of the male end.

Well, yeah, that sounds like it.

Well, you, if anything, drive up.

We are on the roof.

So the pill worked?

If you live that long

- Looks like it worked.

Or maybe that's all
my healing moonshine.

- Come on, Vitality,
move on to the most interesting.

How this artificial b*tch fell down.

-Where have you been?

Zoya, I've been thinking.

We need to break up.
We can not be together.

I am human and you...

And yes, I do...

I love more that other Zoya.

Why are you silent?

-Yes so.

Sending dikpics
to all your friends and acquaintances.

(message signal)

-What have you done!

-My dear!

You shouldn't leave me.

Or you will be looking for Interpol,
as a r*pist-t*rror1st-bribery.

And when the military buys me -
yes, I know -

I will launch the biggest rocket
right in your a*s

so don't make me angry
if you do not want,

to make your a*s turn to hell.
Sorry for the spoiler.

So come on, don't make me angry
and do it like...

-I realized that my Zoya was right.

And overnight I wrote a virus.

(sobbing)

-Hello.

-Sorry.

-What did you put in me?

Vital! What have you done!

But I love you!

No-o-o!

-That's the way things are.

-Why didn't you go?
look for my grandmother?

So if she said
what islands did you go to?

I traveled the world for 30 years.
Can you find her in such chaos?

-And I was waiting for this fool in Moscow.
Can you imagine?

So, youth
learn from other people's mistakes like smart people.

-I would call my artificial intelligence
Seryoga - maybe they wouldn’t have quarreled.

- Yes, I did not want to call him Zoya,
the version was just

three, zero, one, alpha.

Did it happen?

"Zoya"! I also thought: this is a joke!

So this is Larisa!

- I've been watching for a long time.

for the wise and all-seeing Lariska,

who manipulates so skillfully
world mothers.

And stops any initiatives
to restore the male population.

Or do you also believe in a fairy tale,
that only girls are born after the virus?

It's time to end her misandry.

And the most annoying
that this is our development, domestic.

- Mathematical?
-No.

It's domestic.

It was invented in the oil age.

This is now Larisa,

and then they called her
"Artificial intelligence version 301Alpha".

-Oh, you're a scumbag!

And you didn't destroy it?

- Well, me... My hand trembled.

- You're a real b*stard.

Created a virtual woman for himself, abandoned her

and gave the world a man-hater dictator?

-Here it is, your true love.

-Wait.

I kept the ring with the virus.

If anything, here.

You just need to find the main server,
and then I'll decide.

-He's in Fallen Leaves.

There the Guardians of the seed are exiled to retirement.

- Yes, even if it is.

You're gonna come to Fallen Leaves

and say: "Hello, I'm in the server room"?

- Okay, let's decide tomorrow,
What do we do.

As they say, the morning is wiser than the evening.

- There are no snowdrops there.

- It got to you quickly.

- It didn't come. I met in the forest
some men by the fire,

they explained everything to me.

- Did you put everything in?

-Sam on fly agaric,

gelatin worms,

toilet paper, three-layer.

With peach flavor.

And here doshiki mostly. And a collage.

- It's a pity.

- For Barosha nothing is a pity.

-Because the

Baron's body is missing,

will replace it

this symbolic installation.

(Beetles - "Battery")

Farewell, my friend and mentor.

- You forgot to set it on fire.

-Let's! To like the Vikings!

-What are you doing!
- Well, it doesn't light up!

-It reminds me of something.

-d*ck!

-Yes.

The baron is gone

head held high.

-Yes. He took with him all the most valuable,

and left us...

here with this.

-Glad!

The heater will run all night.

It turns out that I will warm you with my warmth.

(Sack)
-Beautiful! Just don't yell!

(Larisa)
- Dear Julius!

You failed your probation.

Travel to Fallen Leaves.

(Yulik)
- And you go to the ditch, ditch!

- Yulik!

I need your ring.

-For what?

-To get into Fallen Leaves
and destroy Larisa.

- The first policewoman will figure you out.
It's written on your teeth that you're a primate.

- Then even more so, give me the ring.

If I fail,

then no one will interfere with you and the Rada.

- Well, hold on.

But know that you didn't bother me anyway.

Larisa, build a route to Fallen Leaves.

(Larisa)
- The route has been built. Bon Voyage.

(Belly)
-Cold, leader! Push up!