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01x17 - Special Delivery/Fig Do It

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Esme & Roy". Aired: August 18, 2018 – February 4, 2021.*
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Follows a young girl named Esme and her best monster friend, Roy, the most in-demand "monstersitters" in Monsterdale, a town populated mostly by colorful monsters.

01x17 - Special Delivery/Fig Do It

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[ music playing ]

[ whistles ]

We've got a monster to watch!

♪ Who's the greatest
team of all? ♪

♪ Watch the little monsters
when you call ♪

♪ Who's that knockin'
at your door? ♪

- ♪ Esme and Roy ♪
- [ cheering ]

♪ They're not kiddin',
they're a-monster sittin' ♪

♪ And having
some monster-y fun ♪

♪ So all you monster girls
and monster boys ♪

♪ Get ready
for Esme and Roy ♪

♪ Esme and Roy ♪

Kids:
Esme and Roy!

♪ Monster-sitters ♪

♪ When they play,
they're going to save the day ♪

♪ And chase those
monster problems away ♪

Kids:
Yay!

- ♪ Esme and Roy ♪
- Kids: Esme and Roy!

♪ Monster-sitters ♪

♪ In your place,
with the monster-case ♪

♪ They're gonna put
a big smile ♪

♪ On your monster face ♪

♪ They're just smitten
with monster sittin' ♪

♪ Esme and Roy ♪

Yes!

All:
Esme and Roy!

Esme:
"Special Delivery."

[ barking ]

[ humming ]

There!

Oh, Roy! I made
something for ya.

You did? What is it,
what is it, what is it,
what is it, what is it?!

It's... a picture of you!

[ gasps ] Aww.
Just what I always wanted.

Thank you!

Oh. I made something
for you, too.

- You did?
- Uh-huh.

It's... a picture of me!

Aww. Just what
I always wanted, too.

- Thanks, big guy.
- [ laughing ]

[ monster-case playing ]

[ gasps ]
We've got a monster to watch!

- Today we're watching Fig!
- Yes!

- [ horn honks ]
- [ Esme and Roy laugh ]

Let's go!

- Esme: And we're off! Yay!
- Roy: Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Hello!

Here we are.
Baby Fig's house.

- Yay! Esme!
- Hi, Fig!

- Roy!
- Whoa!

Don't you just love monsters?

Fig:
Ooh! Mail!

Whoa! I'm OK.

Mail! Mail! Mail!

Hey, little Fig.
Mail's here.

Let's see...
bills, bills,

more bills.

Aha! Here's a package
for your mom.

Oh! I've got something
for Roy, too.

Want to help me
deliver the mail, Fig?

Fig help! Fig help!

[ laughing ]

Fig just loves
delivering the mail.

Thank you!

[ laughs ]

Here, Mama!

Ooh! My monster-cise video.

Thank you, Figgles.

- Here, Roy!
- Thanks, Fig.

"Meatball Monthly" magazine!

Feels like I've been waiting
for this all month!

Thanks for your help,
Fig. See ya tomorrow!

- Bye!
- Come on in, guys.

[ gasps ] Wow!

Is that
a Look-So-Real Monster?

With real sliming action?

[ laughs ]
It sure is.

It's a present for Sid.

I was hoping you two
could take Fig

to his birthday party
in the park today.

- [ gasps ] Yay!
- Sounds fun!

Fig love Slime Monster.

[ sighs ]

And Sid's gonna love it, too.

[ wrapping present ]

- Here ya go.
- [ Fig toots ]

So, who's ready
for Sid's party?

- Me!
- Me, me, me, me!

This monster loves to party!

Then let's go.

- Bye, Mommy!
- Bye, Mrs. Ooga!

Have fun!

Almost there!

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- [ party blower toots ]

Party, party, party!

- Too much?
- Nope. Just right.

- Roy: Here we are!
- Bird: Whoo!

Careful, kids!
Don't fly too high, now!

Hey, look. Here comes
the birthday boy.

Fig: Sid!

Hi, Fig!

Thanks for coming
to my party.

This party very nice.

Come play!

And then later,

I'm gonna open presents!

Whoo-hoo!

Silly Sid.

OK, Fig, let's put
Sid's present on the table,

and then we can go play!

Um, Fig? It's time to let go
of the present.

No, thanks.

Fig love present.
Fig keep present.

I know you like the present,
Fig, but it's for Sid.

And you know what
feels even better

than keeping a present?
Giving one!

Watch this.

Here, Roy.
I got you this meatball!

Why, thank you, Esme.

It's just what
I always wanted.

Seriously.
I always want a meatball.

Oh, I'm so glad you like it.

It makes me feel so good
to give it to you!

See? Giving is fun.

And delicious!

Now it's your turn, Fig.

Why don't you try
giving the present to Sid?

Um, no thanks.

Hee hee hee!

How are we gonna get Fig
to give away the present?

Hmm. Maybe if Fig's
having fun at the party

she'll forget
all about the present.

Good idea!

- [ noise-maker toots ]
- I love parties!

[ laughing ] Come on!

Hey, Fig. Look at everyone
going down the slide.

Want to try?

Uh-huh. Fig slide!

Here. I'll hold
the birthday present.

No, thanks.

Hee!

Whee!

Fig! Want to play
on the swings?

OK.

I can hold the present
for you.

That OK.

Whee!

Fig! Come build
a slime castle with us.

- OK.
- But you can't
bring the present.

- It might get slimy.
- No present? No, thanks.

OK, kids!
It's almost present time!

- Did you hear that?
- [ party blower toots ]

It's almost present time!

- It's almost present time!
- [ laughing ] Roy!

That means Fig
has to let go
of the present.

Oh, right.

What if we play Roy Says?

Then Fig can hand over
the present as part of the game!

Wow. Not bad, big guy.

Party's always give me
good ideas.

Hey, Fig.
Want to play Roy Says?

Fig play! Fig play!

Hmm. How Fig play?

When Roy says "Roy says,"
you do what Roy says.

But if Roy
doesn't say "Roy says,"

then you don't do
what Roy says.

- Get it?
- Uh-huh!

Great! Let's play.

Roy says... stomp your feet!

Stomp! Stomp! Stomp!

Roy says... jump up and down!

[ both laughing ]

And, um, spin in a circle!

Uh-uh-uh.

I didn't say "Roy says."

Oops. I'm out.

OK, OK. Roy says...

do a silly dance!

[ both making silly noises ]

Now give Sid the present.

Uh-uh-uh.

Roy no say "Roy says."

Argh. The little monster
beat me at my own game.

- Say it again.
- Oh. Right.

Roy says...
give Sid the present.

No, thanks. Fig keep present.

Sid's Mother:
Gather 'round,

everyone,
it's present time!

Look, Fig. All the presents
need to go over there now.

Yeah.
They're for Sid.

But Fig love present.

[ toots ]
Fig keep it!

Sid's Mom:
Over here, Fig.

Come put your present
in the pile for Sid.

No, no, no, no!

Fig keep present!

Fig keep present!
Fig keep present!

Uh-oh. Monster meltdown.

I know you're upset, Fig,
but it's gonna be OK.

I've got something
that'll help.

The glitter jar.

♪ When the glitter
starts to fall like snow ♪

♪ Take a deep breath,
nice and slow ♪
- [ Fig inhales, exhales ]

♪ Watch as it settles
all around ♪

♪ And feel your body
calming down ♪

There. Are you
feeling more calm?

Uh-huh.
Fig love glitter jar.

And... Fig love present.

Good present!

Roy, monster huddle.

Fig still won't let go
of the present.

Maybe we can give her
something else to hold.

Let's see....
a sock puppet, glue,

a party blower,
my mail...

Mail? Wait a monster-minute.

- That's--
- [ party blower toots ]

Sorry. I got excited.

What were you saying?

I was saying
Fig loves to deliver mail.

Maybe if she pretends
to be a mail carrier

she'll deliver
the birthday present to Sid.

Wow! Parties give you
good ideas, too!

Hey, Fig. You like
delivering mail, right?

Uh-uh. I love it.

Well, how would you like
to make a special delivery?

Special delivery?

Yeah. You can dress up
like a mail carrier

and deliver Sid's present.

What do you say?

Fig say yes!

Then get ready, guys.

It's playtime.

Fig mail-monster.

OK, Mail Carrier Fig,

are you ready to make
a special delivery?

Fig ready!

Special delivery for Sid!

[ Fig toots ]

Thanks, Fig!

Whoa! A Look-So-Real Monster!

With real sliming action!

I love it!

I really love it!

[ gasps ] Sid love present!

Aw, see, Figgles?

It feels good
to give things to other people.

- Doesn't it?
- Uh-huh.

Fig want to help
give more things!

♪ There's Sid's
birthday cake ♪

♪ Sitting in a dish ♪

♪ He'll blow out
the candles ♪

♪ While he makes a wish ♪

But there's one more thing ♪

♪ That would make this day
so nice ♪

♪ We need a little monster ♪

- ♪ To deliver every slice! ♪
- Fig help!

♪ Special delivery ♪

♪ Fig give some cake to you ♪

♪ Special delivery ♪

♪ Now you have some too ♪

Mmm!

Fig want to help
give more things!

♪ You can hand out drinks
while everybody eats ♪

♪ You can deliver
all kinds of birthday treats ♪

Roy:
♪ Some deliveries are big ♪

Esme:
♪ Some deliveries are small ♪

♪ No matter what size ♪

♪ Fig wants to give them all! ♪

♪ Special delivery ♪

♪ For you and you and you ♪

♪ Special delivery ♪

All:
♪ Now Fig loves giving too ♪

[ all tooting party blowers ]

Aw. Playing mail carrier
showed Fig how good it feels

to give things away.

Another
monster-sitting success!

- [ toots ]
- Did I mention I love parties?

[ laughs ]
Maybe once or twice.

[ both laughing ]

Esme:
"Fig Do It!"

Roy:
Oh, Dumpling!

[ Dumpling squeaks ]

I have a present for you!

Ooh!

[ squeaking ]

Want me to open it?

[ squeaks ]

Nice job!

[ squeaks ]

Uh, Roy?

There's no present
in this box.

Esme, the present
is the box.

[ squeaking ]

Aw! She loves it!

[ music playing ]

[ gasps ] We've got
a monster to watch!

[ music stops ]

Today we're watching Baby Fig!

Yes!

[ dings ]

- [ honks ]
- [ giggles ]

[ laughs ]

Both:
Whoo-hoo!

Esme:
Here we are! Fig's house!

Whoo-hoo!

Roy:
I wanna do it,
I wanna do it!

[ horn blows ]

I love that chimney horn.

Mommy Ooga:
I'll get the door!

Fig:
Fig do it! Fig do it!

Whoops. Heh heh.

Yay! Fig did it!

[ laughs ]

[ laughs ]
Don't you just love monsters?

I'll take that. [ laughs ]

Oh, Fig's been wanting
to do everything

all by herself lately.

- Haven't you?
- Uh-huh!

- Fig big monster!
- So big!

well, I'm off to rehearsals
for the Ooga opera.

But I'll...
♪ See you later! ♪

Fig:
Bye, Mommy!

[ Fig laughs ]

Whoa! Well, Fig,
what do you want to play?

- Fig do puzzle!
- Esme: Great idea.

- I'll open it for you.
- That OK. Fig do it.

Silly me. Of course!

Uhh! [ grunting ]

Huh?

[ grunting ]

Whoa!

Fig, would you like
some help?

No thanks.
Fig do it.

Ahh. Fig broke it.

[ sighs ]

Fig no do puzzle.

Well, it's a sunny day.

Do you want to splash
in your baby--

I mean,
your big monster pool?

Fig love pool! Yay!

- [ Fig toots nose horn ]
- Yay!

Yay!

- Fig: Pool!
- Here, Fig.

- Want to put the toys in?
- Uh-huh.

Fig big monster.

- [ grunts ]
- [ toys squeak ]

Nice job, Figgles.

[ sing-song ]
Here comes the water!

Fig do it! Fig do it!

I don't know, Fig.

Are you sure
you can handle it?

Oh, yeah. Fig sure.

Aah! Hey!

Stay still, hose!

- Fig: Aah!
- Look out! Look out!

[ grunting ]

Um, Fig, do you need some help?

No, thanks. Fig... do it!

Whoa!

Whee-hee-hee!

There. Good hose.

Aah!

[ gasps ]

[ faucet squeaks ]

Wow, that's cold!

Aww. Fig spray Roy.

- That's OK.
I was too dry, anyway.
- [ Fig sighs ]

- Fig no fill pool.
- Esme: You know, Fig,

it's great that you can
do lots of things by yourself,

but it's still OK
to ask for help
when you need it.

Uh... yeah!

That's why your
monster-sitters
are here!

♪ When you can't
reach the handle
to open the door ♪

♪ When you want a cup of juice
but it's too hard to pour ♪

♪ When Roy ate all the pancakes
and you want to have some more ♪

Both:
♪ Ask for help ♪

♪ Ooh, ask for help ♪

♪ Ask for help ♪

♪ When you want to make a bow,
but it's too hard to tie ♪

♪ When you want
to wash your hands,
but the sink is too high ♪

♪ When you can't open your snack
no matter how hard you try ♪

Both:
♪ Ask for help ♪

♪ Ooh, ask for help ♪

♪ Ask for help ♪

♪ Every day you get bigger
and there's more
that you can do ♪

♪ But if something's too tough ♪

- ♪ We're here for you ♪
- ♪ Here for you ♪

♪ Ask for help ♪

♪ Ooh, ask for help ♪

♪ Ask for help ♪

♪ Ooh, ask for help ♪

♪ Just ask ♪

♪ For ♪

♪ Help ♪

No, thanks. Fig big monster.

But Fig, sometimes
you need help.

Nope, not fig!

[ Esme and Roy sigh ]

Anybody else need a snack?

Snack! Snack!

I'll take that as a "yes."

OK, Fig, what would you like?

Crackers and goo, please!

You got it!

I'll spread the goo
for you.

No, thanks. Fig do it.

Oh. OK.

[ grunts, sighs ]

How about I put some goo
on your plate,

and you can dip
your crackers?

OK.

And in case you're thirsty,

here's a cup of milk.

Fig do it!

Are you sure, Fig?

It's pretty big.

Uh-huh. Fig big, too.

- Wha-- Whoa--
- [ gasps ]

- Whoa.
- Fig: Uh-oh.

Fig spill milk.

It's OK, Fig.
I'll just grab a towel.

Fig do it! Fig do it!

We'll help you, Figgles.

Fig no want help!

Fig big monster!

Fig do it! Fig do it! Fig do it!

Uh-oh. Monster meltdown.

I know you're frustrated,
Fig, but it'll be OK.

♪ Take a deep breath,
put your hands on your tummy ♪

- ♪ Feel your belly
rise and fall ♪
- [ inhales, exhales ]

♪ In through your nose,
out through your mouth ♪

♪ It's not hard at all ♪

Do you feel
any better?

Uh-huh.

I've got good news, Fig!

Your snack's ready!

Ooh, snack!

[ grunts ]

[ gasps ]

[ toots nose horn ]

Psst! Monster huddle.

Fig wants to do everything
by herself,

but she's getting
really frustrated.

I know. We have to figure out
something to help her!

But first, can you open
these crackers for me?

Wait a monster-minute.

That's it!

Yeah, it is!
Wait. What's it?

We can show Fig that
everyone asks for help--

even big monsters!

And we can turn it
into a game.

[ whistles ]

Let's see.

There.

Ta-da!

Fig Ooga!

How would you like
to play the game...

- [ bell dings ]
- "Help, Please"?

- Fig play! Fig play!
- Oh! Me too!

Me too, me too,
me too, me too!

Get ready, guys!

It's playtime!

Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

Welcome to everyone's
favorite gameshow...

- [ bell dings ]
- "Help, Please."

[ both cheering ]

Thank you, thank you.

Today's contestants
are two very special monsters,

Roy and Fig!

- Wow!
- Fig: Whoo!

Whoo! OK,
here's how you play.

I'll present each of you
with a challenge,

then you decide
can you do it by yourself

or do you need to ask for...

- [ bell dings ]
- "Help, please."

- Fig do it!
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

OK, Roy,
you're up first.

Here's the challenge.

Can you put this straw
inside the milk box?

[ music playing ]

Hello, straw. So we meet again.

This is a tough one, folks.

Can Roy do it,
or does he need
to ask for help?

[ gasps ]

[ growls ]

Ohh. Esme, this one's
too tough for me.

I'm gonna ask for...

- [ bell dings ]
- ...help, please!

[ gasps ]

Roy started to get frustrated,

so he asked for help!

Way to go!

[ slurps ]

Yay, Roy!

Esme:
OK, Fig, you're up next.

- Fig ready!
- Here's the challenge.

Can you... put on this hat
and these sunglasses?

Hat and sunglasses? Oh!

Fig do it!

Looks like
she's goin' for it, folks.

Hmm. Hmm.

[ grunting ]

[ gulps ]

[ sighs ]

[ grunting ]

- There!
- [ bell dings ]

Fig did it all by herself!

Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

- Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo!
- Yes! Hurray!

OK, Roy. You're up again.

For this challenge,
you'll have to...

lace up your sneakers!

[ laughs ]
That's a cinch, Esme.

I can do this one
all by myself.

[ muttering ]

Let's see.
This string goes here,

and that one goes there-- What?

How did that happen?

Remember, Roy,
you can ask for help.

Nope! I--

I-- I got this, I just have to--

Well, do I put this one over--

Aha ha! Ta-da!

- Whoa!
- [ crash ]

Ooh. Time's up.

- Roy OK?
- Uh-huh.

But I guess I should
have asked for help.

It's never too late, big guy.

And now, it's time
for Fig's last challenge!

Fig, can you pour water

into this cup?

Hmm.

- [ grunts ]
- Oh...

[ gasps ]

[ grunts ]

[ gasps ]
Fig ask for...

- [ bell dings ]
- ...help, please!

- She did it!
- Yay, Fig!

Fig asked for help! Whoo-hoo!

Yeah! Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo-hoo!

You saw it here, folks.

Our game taught Fig
that when she gets frustrated,

- she can ask for...
- [ bell dings ]

All:
...help, please!

[ all laughing ]

[ music playing ]

-Hi, Simon.
-Hey, buddy.

[BARKS]

Sit, Willy, sit.

[WILLY GROWLS HAPPILY]

[LAUGHING]
We're happy to see you, too.

♪ [CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYS] ♪

Grammy and I went to the
Monsterdale Dog Show yesterday

and saw dogs do
all kinds of tricks!

I wanna teach Willy tricks

so he can be in the next
Monsterdale Dog Show.

[WILLY GRUNTS, SNORES]

-Think you could help me?
-Of course!

Go ahead, boy. Shake!

[BARKS]

-[LAUGHING] Whoa!
-Willy!

Not that kind of shake!

ALL: Esme and Roy! [LAUGH]

[WILLY BARKS]

♪ [MUSIC CONCLUDES] ♪