[upbeat music]
- Hey! - Hello!
[all speaking at once]
[cork pops] [all cheering]
- Yes.
- I thought that there was gonna be, like, a twist.
Like, you know, people's enemies come.
I feel like there may actually not be a twist this time.
♪♪
- I got suspended from school
because of my cousin.
- During high school, there was a bunch of girls
that bullied on me.
- ♪ Ooh ooh ooh
- Back home, my roommate was my best friend,
and he won't speak to me anymore
for an altercation that happened.
- When's your last relationship? - She kind of messed me up,
but I'm not gonna let one person
ruin my outlook on everybody else.
- ♪ Ooh ooh ooh
- Hey, oh, my God! It's so crazy!
- Dude, if you came here, oh, my God.
I couldn't deal with it.
- ♪ Ooh ooh ooh
[chiming]
- Hi, Anna! - Hi!
- This is Megan. How are you? - Good, how are you, Megan?
- I'm good.
You've made the cast for our new show.
- No [bleep] way!
- And we're gonna be sending you to Portland
in three days.
- I thought you guys were gonna put me
in a house with my sister. [laughing]
[dance music]
♪♪
[upbeat music]
♪♪
- Is that-- is that a pit down there
that they're sitting on?
- S'up, guys? - How are you?
- I'm Theo. - Hi.
- Hi, do you guys mind if we sit with you guys?
- We decided to go to the beach.
There's, like, a bonfire.
We sit with this group and have our s'mores.
- I got a stick!
♪Shake it all, baby ♪
- I'm surprised. I get along with everybody here.
I think I really will leave with some close friendships.
- ♪ Shake it all, baby
♪ Shake it all, baby
- All right, I like it.
- This is the perfect marshmallow.
- This is, like, a Pinterest photo right now.
[camera shutter clicks] - All right, this might sound
corny, but, like, when I think of fire,
I think of passion
and I feel like we should all write down
what we're passionate about,
and just roll it up, and then we all, like,
bring it to life by putting it in the fire.
- Good. - I like that. I like that idea.
Good idea. - Cool. Cool. Cool.
- I'm trying to be more open-minded with my roommates,
and I want to do something to get us connected
on a deeper level and also something inspiring
that we all can look forward to.
- ♪Ooh, swingin' on and happy ♪
- Okay. - All right.
We got to-- we got to count down.
- All right. Everybody ready?
- Once you throw this in,
don't let it just be a paper.
This is, like, a symbolism for, like,
you actually accomplishing
what you want to accomplish, okay?
So on the count of three, we're gonna do it.
We all come together. all: One, two, three!
- Whoo!
♪♪
- All right, everybody hold hands.
- Duke's!
- That's beautiful. - I love the background.
- Yeah, I have some good ones.
- Look at this. You see the flame in midair.
That's crazy. By the end of this, like,
I'm just mad hype to have met all of you, for real.
I have moments, I think, with everyone now
where I'm getting, like, bits and pieces of,
like, private lives which I think is really cool.
- I didn't know what kind of people you guys were gonna be,
but I love you guys, so it's cool.
- Not allowed to leave. Once you're here, you're here.
- Yeah, and don't let anyone take this experience
away from you. - That's what's I told Robbie.
- That's how I feel. No matter what...
I'm not fighting. I'm not popping off.
- I'm glad we got that bull[bleep] out the way early.
- Like, we kind of got, like, all that hostility,
like, the--like, all the [bleep], the testosterone.
Everything's leveled out.
Like, now, we just got to be, like, not--
like, strong as, like, a unit.
- Yeah. - Well, basically,
when this is over, we all have to come together
somewhere and do some [bleep]. Everybody, cheers.
all: Cheers.
[upbeat music]
♪♪
[door opens, closes]
Everyone's been trying to jump the g*n
in trying to predict what the [bleep]'s gonna happen,
and they all think there's people coming into the house,
and I love to see people sweat.
So I figured why not give them what they've been asking for?
I did the science.
There's--as long as there's something there replacing it,
they're not recognize it.
♪♪
- Basically, Tyara is a boss.
♪♪
- I wouldn't write that.
- Ooh, when they walk in, they're gonna be like,
"What the [bleep] is this?"
- Yeah. They're gonna be like,
"What the [bleep] is this?"
♪♪
We don't want to be home when the other roommates come
because then it's gonna obviously look like we did it.
♪♪
Yeah. It was just them.
But I think we make a left. - Do you know where we're going?
- I think we make a left.
- You guys ready? both: Yeah.
[funky music]
♪♪
- Ugh. How is there-- - Damn.
You probably left it by the StairMaster.
- I know--That's exactly what I was thinking.
♪♪
- Is anyone home?
That's weird. - "John. Room number four."
- What? Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. - What?
- Who is John?
Do you know a John? Is that Mike's guy?
[gasps] No.
- My head's racing. My mind's going.
This is "The Real World."
There's nothing ever just gonna slide,
so I think there's a twist coming.
- Oh, my God. I just got goose bumps.
[line trilling]
Oh, my God. What is room four?
[dramatic music]
♪♪
- So crazy, dude.
I just got cast for this new MTV show.
I'm hoping to grow as a person.
I'm hoping to meet lifelong friends,
and I'm just really excited to be here.
♪♪
- Am I the last one?
♪♪
- Where's the basketball courts here?
- I have no idea. I think probably down that way.
- I know they wanted to ball.
That's just the only place that they could be.
- Yeah. - Thank you!
No. No. - Hey, yo, Theo!
We got bigger problems than you throwing bricks!
- Guys! - We walk in...
there's suitcases...
- "John." - Get the [bleep] out of here.
- "John." - Isn't Mike's dude John?
What's Mike's friends? 'Cause Mike's not home.
It says "John. Room number four."
Suitcases laying there. - Bro.
- You guys are joking. all: No.
- We came down here to get youse.
- Look at our [bleep] faces. I'm serious.
- I'm bugging right now.
- Robbie's looking like he just seen some [bleep].
- Yo, I am not pulling a joke on youse.
I'm not screwing with youse. - No, we're freaking out.
- It was set. It was set for us to see.
- Yeah. - Let's head back.
Come on. Waiting for you all.
If something's going down, I want us all there for it.
- This is too much. - I was gonna say, like,
this is, like--and then my--and--
Ugh, my God. Like...
So irritated right now. - It's just a lot.
[upbeat music]
♪♪
- Hi, guys.
♪♪
- Hey. - Everybody's here.
We got to sing. - So excited.
♪♪
- Real quick, I'm just gonna start pulling people out,
and we'll go everybody one by one,
and then we'll get out of here, and we'll begin the experience.
- The adventure. - Does that sound good?
- The adventure. - So let's see.
Jenn, you first.Come on.
- Okay. - All right.
♪♪
So we'll come over here. We'll do this thing.
So, Jenn, everything right now...
is not as it appears to be.
- I don't like surprises.
- You're really not here...
for the show you think you are.
♪♪
- Katrina! - Yeah?
- Okay. - We have a new roommate?
- No, seriously. - I'm excited.
- Why are you excited? - What?
We have a-- it's a guy's name.
Ugh, please tell me John is good-looking,
and when is he showing up?
♪♪
- We are not here for the show we thought...
we were gonna be here for. - So wait. Wait.
Wait. Wait. Wait. Oh, [bleep].
[laughter] Holy [bleep].
♪♪
- [sighs]
[dramatic music]
- You're really not here
for the show you think you are.
♪♪
- Keep going. What?
I'm shaking. - You are actually here...
for "Real World."
- I think it's more about, like, putting cool people
who, like, get along and, like,
who want to adventure,and--
- I think it's people who have, the same interests too as well.
- Oh, yeah. - No. No. No.
- You and the people you just met...
are the twist for this season of the show.
♪♪
- Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
- So here's what's gonna happen. - Oh, okay.
- You're gonna be moving in...
to the Seattle Loft...
but they don't know you're coming.
- [gasps, groans]
[upbeat music]
♪♪
- Katrina! - Yeah?
- Are you screwing with us? You tell us now.
- I don't-- - Okay.
- [gasps] We have a new roommate?
- No, Seriously. - Is that Mike's dude?
- We're all freaking out.
- What was Mike's dude's name?
- We came from hooping, and we're all freaking out.
- Do you know Mike--do you remember Mike's dude's name?
- No. But I'm excited. - Why are you excited?
- What? We have a--it's a guy's name.
Ugh, please tell me John is good-looking,
and when is he showing up?
- Come on. Let's sit down. - This is not what's up.
- I'm so excited.
- Well, what if it's, like, bad, though?
- All right, everybody pop--
everybody sit down. Okay.
- Mike told me specifically. - Oh, my God. Hold on.
Wait a second. I know a John, but, like,
I have not talked to John in [bleep] years.
- No, John's creepy and psycho.
Like, that's not even normal to put him in here.
- What if that--what if that's, like, your guy?
- [sighs] I don't know.
This is--is this a twist?
Are we having a new roommate?
Like, what is going on?
- Katrina, was it you? - What?
- You put "John." - I [bleep] left!
It's probably them two. - Nah.
- She keeps saying it's [bleep] us,
and I'm like, "Come on, bro."
I was mad-- I was mad that all--
basketball game got interrupted over this prank.
I'm sorry, but it wasn't me. - I don't think it was a prank.
- It probably was you.
- What the [bleep]? - That's what I said.
- Did you see how she just overreacted right there?
- That's what I was saying 'cause when we first talked,
she was so chill.
- We're gonna [bleep] find out that you guys [bleep].
- That's pretty creative, though.
- It is so hard to not be laughing
while all of this is happening. - Let me see.
I need to, like, let me see if I can recognize the handwriting.
- What if we open 'em, and there's a clue in there?
- Oh, yeah. That's why I said,
"Open 'em." The whole freaking time.
- Wait. You guys said you opened them, right?
both: No. - We didn't open 'em.
- Oh, my God. Are you guys kidding me?
I said, "Did you guys open them?"
Oh, my gosh.
- Nothing. - See? Nothing.
[dramatic music]
- [sighs] I'm ready to [bleep] go.
- Right? - I'm sick of standing here.
Are we staying here, though? You don't even know.
Like, where are we gonna go?
- Nah. We're probably gonna move around a little bit.
I think we getting on a bus. - Right.
- But if we are here for a little bit,
I'll change a little bit of stuff around.
- Hell yeah. Yeah? - Yeah. Hell yeah.
- What we're doing is we're giving you an opportunity
with someone that you have unfinished business with.
♪♪
And that person is Robbie.
- Holy [bleep]. This is really happening right now.
Great.
Oh, this is gonna be interesting.
My ex-boyfriend is Robbie,
and our relationship
currently is kind of unknown.
- So what's gonna happen
isyouare gonna go back
Tothem...
♪♪
And you're gonna tell them what's really going on.
- Oh, that's a lot of pressure! [laughs]
Oh, man.
- Did y'all even eat, man?
- [groans]
- [laughs] Oh, no.
- So, guys, we are not here for the show we thought...
we were gonna be here for.
- Oh. - We are...
going to be a part of "Real World."
♪♪
We are the twist this season.
- Oh, wow. - Wait.
Are we living in the house? - Wait. Wait.
Are we living in the house? - Yes. We are going to Seattle.
- Oh, [bleep].
- Yes! Whoopee! - Oh, [bleep].
God, oh, God.
- Who is there for you, Anna? - It's my little sister.
I don't want to take this away from her.
- Oh, my God, so it's not exes?
- Oh, no. - This is real? Like--
- Like, this is real. - Like, this is real?
- Yeah.
[upbeat music]
- Robbie, did you see what my best friend sent me?
- No. - This is Anna.
She tags herself at the Atlanta Airport.
And that was three hours ago.
She flew in from Orlando to Atlanta, Georgia.
That's how I did.
I went from Orlando to Atlanta, Georgia, to here.
- Where's her final destination?
- It doesn't say her final destination on here.
- Yeah because she could be going to Atlanta
and catching a connecting flight.
- That's what she's doing. - To somewhere up here.
- Yeah. - Not necessarily to Seattle.
- That's [bleep] up that my sister, like,
did not [bleep] [bleep] to me.
- She probably can't. - That just, like, makes me mad.
- Hmm? Hmm?
- Yeah? Yay? Nay? - Right now?
Want to do it now? Do it now.
Let's do it now. [indistinct whispers]
- Let's go in the confession booth.
- It was you two mother[bleep], wasn't it?
both: Shh!
- It was us two. It was us two. - Great job.
Hands down, number one prank. Got me freaking out.
It was these two. These two.
- Hey, but guess who's idea it was?
- You're a [bleep] mastermind.
- That's what I said. - You're a [bleep] mastermind.
- That's what I said. - Yo, I was tripping so hard.
- I know. - You know what? You know what?
I was, like-- - Don't tell no one.
- I was like, "You'd tell me, right? If you did it."
You were like, "Yeah. Yeah." [bleep]
- Hit the light. Hit the light.
- Anna, why don't you come with me and we'll talk.
- I can join back over here? - This is crazy.
- Oh, man.
- So it's gonna be the same show?
One show? - So it's not an ex for anyone?
- Damn.
- So I'm the only one that has that?
- I know who's gonna be--
I already know who's gonna be there.
- Is it your ex-girlfriend? - Yeah.
- Oh, man. - I don't want to, like, fight
with my sister on national TV.
I don't want to go. I'm not going.
- I don't want to go. I'm not going.
- So why don't you want to go?
- Because I just don't want to go.
I, like, want to do something for myself
and I don't want to, like, fight with my sister
on national TV, and I know the entire time,
all we're gonna do is fight.
[upbeat music]
- Well, don't you think it would be a good opportunity
for you guys to, like, try and--
- No because there's not any way that we could ever,
like--it's fine.
We're just different personalities that, like,
you know, and she's never gonna change.
It's been the same way that we've been since we were kids.
♪♪
- Probably, our biggest issue is I will say things
in the moment, and we hurt each other
not meaning to.
I haven't lived with her.
Like, the last two times we lived together,
she moved out and didn't even tell me.
I came back from a weekend, and I thought I was robbed.
- Have you spoke with Anna?
- No, I haven't.
- Do well what, though?
- Yeah, you guys are all hiding stuff.
You and Dad always get put in the middle
of me and Anna, and it's annoying.
I don't know, it goes all the way back
even from cheerleading.
Like, when I was-- like, that was my thing.
Everything that I do, Anna always has to,
like--you guys will just, like,
push it--like, push us to do everything together.
- I have never pushed you-- - Yes.
It honestly really aggravates me more than anything.
She likes to pick the scab.
I like to let the scab heal and move on.
- She has to hurt me in every way deep
and say horrible, awful things
in order to cut at me deep.
- Sitting here and talking about this and thinking about
everything she's ever done to me,
it all, like, flushes back to you.
- I felt betrayed by my whole family
the first time that she moved out of my house.
- You know when you see, like, a relationship
and, like, they go at it so bad you think
they're gonna k*ll each other? That's how it was.
That's the reason why I moved out.
- It was not just, like, one issue.
There's multiple issues.
We're completely opposite, different people.
- Family cuts deepest.
- This is what's gonna happen today.
We're gonna take an RV trip.
You guys are gonna be able to hang out
and have a good timetonight.
And then, if you decide, "I don't want to do it,"
cool. - I mean that's fine.
I didn't come all this way to, you know, turn around.
- Right. - Like, I definitely--like,
and I feel like my sister would be hurt
if everybody else came and then she felt like she had nobody.
Like, regardless, like, even if they are--
they're enemies and stuff like that.
I don't want to hurt her-- might hurt her in the long run.
- This is a [bleep] bummer.
This sucks. This sucks.
I'm just gonna have to cause havoc inside this house now.
[laughter]
[dramatic music]
♪♪
- We don't have to make it about them.
- No, I'm definitely--yeah. - You know?
We can just--I guess that we can do our own thing.
Like, we'll make our own [bleep] show.
Who gives a [bleep]. On their show.
- Even, like, before I know people, like,
I will give them a chance.
If they're--the moment they're mean to me,
I'm just like, "Don't talk to me."
- Yeah. That's what I'm-- I think we should just
go up in there with a positive mindset.
- Yeah. - Oh, yeah. Yeah.
- 'Cause if not, then they gonna reject us
even more if we come up in there like--
you know what I'm saying? - Well, I mean, clearly,
these are the people that have the issues with you guys,
you know, 'cause they brought you on the show.
So if everybody's just nice to everybody, you know?
- It won't happen like that, though, but we should
keep that mindset. [laughter]
- Stay positive.
- At least you're keeping it real.
- This is gonna be the craziest twist.
- My ex-boyfriend looks in the mirror more than
any regular person. - That's sad.
- His personality's very, like, what's--
I can't think of the word. - In-your-face?
- Like, yeah. - Is he obnoxious?
- Yes. - Yeah.
- And wait--you're gonna think
he's from Staten Island too.
- I hate people that have, like, thick accents
that think they're like their the [bleep].
- You're gonna love Tia's accent.
- Who's Tia? - Does she really?
Does she fake it? - Atlanta.
- Atlanta? She from-- - It's fake, yeah.
- Yeah.
- Where is she from? - She has a "English" accent,
but she went to high school with me in Alpharetta, Georgia.
I don't know what part of England that is, but--
- Wait, how does she have an English accent?
- "Hello. I'm Tia. I'm from England."
- Well, she said she grew up in England.
- "I grew up in England and, you know,
I'm here on the 'Real World.'" No, shut the [bleep] up.
My English accent is better than her English accent.
- Will, why don't you come with me.
- It's crazy.
- So tell us your story.
Why-- - Mike...
[hip-hop music]
He was on "Are You the One?"
- Were you guys, like, friends prior to being on the show?
- Yeah. Yeah, we were-- yeah, we were cool.
Yeah, we were cool. When I was living with him,
we would go out and, like, the tab kept adding up to,
like, almost, like, two grand, three grand.
And I'm like--he'd just-- he'd be like, "Yeah, you know?
"I'm getting my prize money from 'Are You the One?'
Like, I'm gonna-- I'm gonna pay you back."
And then I move down to Florida, and he just never
gave me the money. Like, ignoring my phone calls.
Ignoring everything. That's why I'm pissed off.
I don't give a [bleep] about Mike. He's just a scumbag.
Like, you guys will see. Like, kid's like--
kid's not a nice kid. Like, he's, like...
the biggest dirt bag ever. Like, he's just not a cool kid.
- Ugh!
- My ex posted with, like, her location on,
and she was two hours away from us.
- Are you for real? - Yeah.
- They could be coming here now. - Oh, man!
- Is there a Jacuzzi in the house?
[upbeat music]
♪♪
- Somebody's running something out
because my ex posted,
I guess, on Twitter, and left her location on,
and she was two hours away from us.
So-- - Are you for real?
- Yeah.
- Are you for real? - Yeah.
But, like, this also could mean, like,
they're, like, doing their own thing,
and, like, they're gonna come here in a few days
or, you know, or they could be coming here now.
♪♪
- All right, guys. You ready? - Yeah, let's do this.
♪♪
Oh, this is popping. The bus is cute or whatever.
[laughs] - Oh, man!
- This is gonna be bad.
- Is there a Jacuzzi in the house?
Just wondering, you know?
♪♪
- Did anyone have, like, someone that they
sat next to on the plane that was, like, super-weird?
- I had a old lady that kept farting next to me.
- Oh, my God. - For real, boy.
She would lean, soop, it was, like, "Oh."
- Damn. - Girls are nastier than guys.
I always say that. - Oh, yeah, I'm warning
you all now. I burp a lot.
My mom's like, "You better not do that on camera!
That's embarrassing!" I was like, "I burp. Whatever."
- I can't wait to, like, go to the house, though.
- I'm actually very nervous. - Are you?
- I'm just an anxious person in general.
I feel like those girls are gonna eat me up alive.
- Oh, they're girls? No, I don't think so.
- Yeah. Just the one girl, T., that's a b*tch.
[dramatic music]
- At least you guys have an idea of who's coming, you know?
- I don't know.
- Like, me, I'm gonna be completely shocked,
like, whoever it is.
I did the suitcase thing as a joke,
but now it's definitely hitting me.
Like, "Oh, [bleep]. This might actually be happening."
I have a feeling it might be one of my exes, though,
because of me and Theo.
They might want to stir [bleep] up between me and him.
- They most certainly might.
- And if it's the girl, Kim, you guys are gonna be
so happy because she's gorgeous.
Even though we don't get along, I will admit
she is drop-dead gorgeous.
Like, she's Swedish and black like Jordan,
but, like, you think Jordan's bad, this girl's bad.
♪♪
- Katrina says that she's-- has an English accent.
She's like, "Oh, she was born in Atlanta,
but she has an English accent."
I was like, "How does that even happen?"
She's like, "Well, she grew up in England."
And she says that she doesn't 'cause she went
to high school with her in Atlanta or like--yeah.
- We should just start talking, like, with a accent
when she start, like--put your pinky.
- Yo, oh, my God.
How crazy, though, that this girl's literally
faking an accent the entire time,
and she knows that she doesn't have an accent.
- Expose her a*s.
Be like, "b*tch, you faking." - No.
- Like, don't even say anything to her--
- Don't even mention the accent or anything.
Just act like you-- it's brand-new to you.
♪♪
- This is her. - Eh.
- She's pretty.
- I don't mean this in a bad way.
I don't think she's very pretty. - She's a b*tch, though.
Look, you could see it in her face.
She's a [bleep] b*tch.
She's mean. This girl is so mean.
♪♪
- Are you gonna fight with your girl or what?
- No, I don't have a problem with her.
That's the thing. Like, it's a one-sided problem.
- She's jealous of you? - I don't think it's jealousy.
I think it's just, like, a built-up animosity from,
like, high school, and she just held onto it for no reason.
Like-- - I feel like it might be, like,
something, like, deeper on her part.
- It has to be, like, so deep-rooted.
Like, I don't know why you'd, like, bring it up.
It's, like, . That was .
- Right. - Like, let's move forward.
I don't know.
- So there's definitely something deep.
- Some people live in the past, though.
You got to understand that.
- But I'm not gonna fight you. Like, I'm not.
So if that's what you're looking for, you're not gonna get it.
- For real.
♪♪
- [mumbling] - Hello.
- This [bleep] is driving me insane.
- What is? Her coming?
- The girl that they might be bringing for me,
I hate that b*tch.
She ran around the school and told everyone
I had my a*s done, and people actually believed her
'cause she was [bleep] the pretty girl at school,
you know what I mean? Like, just stupid.
Everyone in the town that I live--Alpharetta,
we all know her as, like, the pretty b*tch.
- Is she hot? - Yeah, she's mixed.
- I think she's gorgeous.
- She's Swedish and black like me.
- But, Mike, I'm telling you.
She's not gonna hook up with you.
She's so--no, no. She's so picky about guys,
she thinks every guys is ugly.
She--all she dates is rappers, but I don't want to--
I don't want to, like, you know, give opinions.
You guys will see for yourself, trust me.
You'll see for--I don't even have to say [bleep]
when she gets here.
My issue with Kim is that she deals with
her insecurities by bullying other people.
- It's really one-sided.
I know that she has a problem with me because
online, I, like, thought she had a fake British accent.
- She's super [bleep] mean. - You didn't have this accent
when we were in high school. Like, why are you lying
and embarrassing yourself like this?
- She doesn't even realize the effect that she has on people.
- I think people misunderstand me by my sarcasm.
I'm very sarcastic. I'm very dry.
So I feel like they think I'm being, like, a b*tch
all the time, but I'm really not.
- I'm not fully ready to confront her
because I have no clue what type of emotion's
gonna come out of me.
- I don't have a problem with her.
She has a problem with me.
- My old teenage self who was bullied,
she's definitely coming out right now.
She wants revenge.
[upbeat music]
♪♪
- Every single time I look at a guy,
I already know that I could [bleep] them.
Like, if I wanted to, it's not even, like, a thing.
- Damn, I wish I had--I had that type of confidence.
- It's not about confidence.
That's the way that the world works.
- Hold on a second. You could look at a guy
and say that you could [bleep] him?
- She could tell you, "Let's go to the back right now,"
and you would go? - Damn.
- Really? - Damn.
- You gonna lie to me? You gonna lie to me?
- Damn. - You gonna lie to me?
- I wonder if anyone's had sex in the house yet.
- Girl! - Of course.
People are gonna hook up because...
you're in that close of quarters with everybody.
Like, you get to--but, like, do you really,
even want to, like, open up that can of worms?
- Yeah. - I was thinking, like,
if my ex wanted to hook up...
♪♪
I think I would do it. - Ooh!
- So that makes one person! All right.
- I'll be like, "I still hate you, but damn that was good."
♪♪
[horn blows]
- We're getting filmed eating. This is crazy.
- Oh, God. It is so embarrassing.
- Oh, gosh, you guys, we're gonna have so much fun.
You have no idea. - I know. I can't wait.
- Like, I'm just thinking about so many different things.
I'm like, "I don't want my daughter to hear this."
- It's gonna be a [bleep] show tomorrow.
- It's gonna be lit. - I hate "lit."
I don't know why. - You don't like "lit?"
- No. It bothers me.
- I only say it when it's actually seriously--
both: Lit.
- Everybody says, "This is turnt. Turnt!"
- Mother[bleep] say "turnt," they old as hell.
They about . They almost .
- What was the craziest thing y'all did when y'all was drunk?
- Crazy. - Stories out now.
- Yup. Bringing it out. - I went on a date once
and I went for sushi, and I had--I was so nervous.
I drank so much wine while we were eating sushi.
- Oh, no. - I got so sick.
It was so embarrassing
and it was my roommate's best friend too.
- Damn.
- So I have to run into him still.
- One of my craziest, waking up in a port-o-potty
with a sombrero on your head the next day.
- Damn. - Oh, my God.
- Yeah. - I was that [bleep]. Yeah.
- I got a pretty interesting story.
I was bartending at a bar called "Thunder Jack's"--
It's where I work in Manhattan, so there's this girl
from a different country there. She was talking to me.
I didn't get, like, any vibes from her
'cause I have a girl-- I have a girlfriend for,
like, eight months at this point.
I go to the bathroom to go pee,
and I'm in the stall, and then, like,
my--the door opens, and it's the girl.
She, like, grabs my face and starts making out with me.
I swear to God. - Holy [bleep].
- While you were peeing? - While I was peeing.
- That's unsanitary.
- Never told my girlfriend that--ex-girlfriend that.
- So, well--
- How long ago did you guys break up?
- It was, like, . We broke up.
And then, it was like we was, like, off and on
'cause I was best friends with her brother,
and so after that, me and her brother
stopped hanging out because she was like,
"Oh, I don't want you hanging out with Will.
I can't get-- I can't get along with him."
His brother's like, "Yo, we can't hang out no more."
So I was just like, "All right." - That's lame.
- Anika's brother, Akil, just said, "You know what?
She doesn't want to be around you."
So after that, that's when me and Akil
decided to cut our friendship apart.
[dramatic music]
- Right before I came on here, like, I was dating this guy,
and it was like--I think it was, like, one of those situations
that I told you was, like, like he met me.
He was--you know, fell in love with me immediately.
Like, "Oh, my God. You're perfect.
Da-da-da-da-da-da." And then, started dating someone.
- You love hard? - I love hard.
I, like, wanna give you everything.
Like, I wanna give you the world.
For a guy, if they realize that
you're gonna give them something,
they're gonna continue to take that [bleep]
until you're [bleep] drained. - Yeah.
- And now I'm drained and I don't trust guys at all.
- Yeah.
[upbeat music]
- Y'all ready? - Okay, let's go.
Bye. Thank you. - Thank you.
You too. - Thanks so much.
- Well, let's get to it.
♪♪
- On the real, though, starting to come up out them shoes.
- What was that smell? Like corn chips.
- None of that, baby.
I ain't gonna lie. My feet expensive.
Pettis and mannis every week, you know what I'm saying?
[laughter] You know how I do, man.
I done loosened up a little bit. I know y'all feel like
y'all a little bit closer to me, you know?
- I like it. - Some family type [bleep].
- Aww. - Friends, perhaps?
- Yeah. You know. Yeah. We're new friends.
We're new friends. You know what I'm saying?
- Is Theo like you at all, though?
Like, you guys had to have gotten along,
you know, to be around each other.
- We the complete opposite.
[dramatic music]
♪♪
- The twist will probably happen in the next couple days.
- Damn. That's, like, so [bleep].
So in the next couple days, we're gonna meet them.
- But then--but then, when they get here, then what?
- I kind of don't even want to know.
I feel like I know too much. But at the same time,
I kind of do want to know just so I can be like--
like, have an idea of what's gonna happen.
- I already know some [bleep] that's gonna happen.
- I know exactly what you're thinking.
- You know exactly what I'm thinking
and you know it's gonna happen just like that.
- [bleep] you. - [laughs]
No, I'm not gonna fight him, though.
I'm not--I really mean it.
I'm not gonna have no beef with this man.
We're family, okay?
We had family funerals to go to.
We went to our cousin's mom funeral.
We had to stay the whole day with each other.
We know what's up. - Yeah.
- I'm not a dumbass. Come on, man.
Y'all trying to put us together. It's not gonna work.
We've already had the worst happen.
♪♪
- Theo is my son.
He came--he came out of my scrotum.
- [laughs] - What does that mean?
- Everything he knows, that he think is cool
or he think that is raw or any type of in,
I showed that [bleep] to him. I ain't got to lie.
- Is it gonna be weird, like, for you to see him?
No? Are you guys gonna get along?
Like, have you, like--I don't know.
I don't know your relationship.
- I honestly don't know how Theo will feel when he sees me.
If he wants to be positive, we can be positive.
If he wants to go, you know, another way,
we can handle it that way.
♪♪
- I'm telling you. You guys are gonna meet Rob,
and you're gonna be like, "Is this kid for real?"
- No. I already know I'm not gonna like that kid.
No offense. Like-- - Wait. Wait, Can I--
Do you want to know his DJ name?
- What? - Jesus Christ. DJ what?
- [laughing] - DJ--
- Pookie. - Maserobbie.
- Maser--what? - Maserobbie.
Like "Maserati," but "Robbie."
Maserobbie. - That's so whack.
- [laughing]
So you guys don't know what you're walking into, right?
It's been a while? - I know what I'm walking into.
- You do? - Yeah.
- How is it gonna be with you guys?
- I'm just gonna keep my distance from her.
- But you want to hook up with her.
- No. I feel like--I don't--
- You all are eventually gonna hook up.
- You think so? - With your exes. Yeah.
You guys are exes. You guys are gonna rekindle.
- I don't know. - You guys are gonna--
you guys are--you're gonna be close together.
You guys are gonna do something.
- I feel like you and Jordan are gonna be
friends again, though too. - I don't think so.
I have this issue where, like, I have just this thing
about grudges. Like, I can't let stuff
like that go.
[dramatic music]
♪♪
- It's, like, the quickest mask ever.
- Yeah, it takes a lot of time out of the process.
- There's a girl I think might come.
She does all that stuff.
- So what is, like-- who is this girl?
Like, what is her issue with?
- She was my best friend of five years,
and then I set her up with this dude,
and he just was wanting to [bleep]
or whatever with her,
and she was like, "I'm down. Whatever." Like--
- He didn't want a relationship. Yeah.
So we go to this party. He was there.
And then, I have this other really pretty friend
named Troy who was with us.
Troy has a boyfriend at the time.
So I take a Snapchat picture of them like this.
Like, just, like, doing something funny--yeah.
It was, like, casual.
And then, she--the next morning,
she says this to me, like,
"What is this picture? Did you take this picture?"
And I was like, "What are you tripping for?
Like, why are you, like--" - She got mad because she--
it was kind of like-- - Because Troy is pretty
and, like, she thinks, like, Troy is out to get her.
- Troy. Damn Troy. - Wait! But she has a boyfriend.
Like, she was not even thinking about him.
And either way, he's not your man.
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. - He's not your man.
I'm like, "This is so petty and ridiculous,"
and she never talked to me again.
This is, like, my very, very best friend of five years.
Like, if I had a maid of honor, it'd be her.
Like, everything. - That's [bleep] crazy.
- I know. Never talked to me again.
I was like, "So that was [bleep]ed up."
- Sorry, little buddy.
Bumble is Anika's, like, prized possession.
Here's my butt.
And as a joke, I'm gonna have some fun with Bumble.
[upbeat music]
♪♪
I know every night, Anika snuggles up to Bumble
and rubs her little face on that pillow,
and I know that every single night that she does that,
I'm just gonna be smiling, shaking my head, thinking,
"My d*ck is all over that pillow
and your face is all over my d*ck."
♪
- Growing up, like, for someone to hurt you,
and then you get mad about it,
like, that shows weakness, and I got really,
really mad. - Why?
- It was to the point--huh? - Why'd you get mad at her?
- It was just, like, a build up of little things.
Like, whenever I would voice an opinion,
she would shut it down. Or, like--
- Katrina said that she did something about, like,
the ex-boyfriend. - Oh, yeah. No.
She thinks that's definitely--
She--I think she really thinks that's what it was,
but I trusted her with everything.
Like, she knows more than, like--
- Anybody. - Yeah. No. Like, anybody.
Like, she knows a lot about my past that, like,
I'm not comfortable talking to everyone about.
It just hits a soft spot for me.
Like, she just was hitting too many soft spots,
and she even told our mutual friend
that she didn't see why I was hurt,
and she didn't understand why I was hurt,
and that I should get over it because, at the end of the day,
he wasn't my man.
And then, when that happened, I was like, "No."
I was like, "You can take your platter,
eat it as much as you want, but I'm not gonna be at the table."
- Yeah.
♪♪
- Hey, we're at the campground!
- Whoo! - So excited.
[laughter]
♪♪
- It just smells fresh. - It does.
It smells so good out here.
- I definitely want to walk around and see
what we can find. - Yeah. Let's do that.
There's a lake down there.
♪♪
- So, we're in Washington. - It still hasn't hit me yet
that we're in Washington. I feel like I'm in New Jersey.
- I feel like I'm in "Twilight" right now.
I'm waiting for the vampires to come out.
- They're fixing to come out. - Yeah.
- [sighs]
- I'm curious to see if you hook up with your ex.
- I'm curious to see if you're gonna hook up with your ex.
- Guys, really? I have someone back home.
Stop it. [laughter]
- Okay. - Don't lie to yourself.
- No. No. I have someone--no. No.
If I'm gonna hook up with anyone it's definitely gonna be him.
- Just don't--listen, like, I don't want you drinking
around him, all right? I don't want you to be around
him when you drink 'cause I feel like you're gonna, like--
- That ship, like, sailed. The only thing that sucks
is just I don't understand what I did wrong.
- Clearly, like, you're gonna have to confront, like, issues
that were, like, left unanswered.
- Well, yeah. That's what started my insecurity issues
'cause there's just, like, what was so wrong with me
that he just cut me off and just--
he started dating someone else after me.
- Oh, that really does make sense.
- And they were, like, so madly in love,
and then it's hard looking on her Instagram
and seeing, like, the things he would say
about me, he's saying about her,
and it's just like, did, like, I--
was he just saying that just to say that,
to, like, let me, like--
I heard what I wanted to hear, basically.
Like, I'm the type of person that I'm like,
"You're gonna break up with me?
Here's all your [bleep] back.
Pictures and everything. Everything you ever gave me."
I gave him everything back, and he threw everything
in the fireplace, recorded it, and sent me a video of it.
- Oh, damn. - That's [bleep]ed up.
- I feel like the relationship that me and Jenn had
just fizzled out,
and it was time for me to move on.
- We were very immature,
and just--we were very clingy to each other.
It was kind of like the honeymoon stage
throughout our entire relationship.
- I was . I was trying to have fun,
and, you know, I realized that I wasn't in love with her.
- It was just--everything happened so fast,
and we were young, but, like, acting like a married couple.
- I felt like she needed the house.
She needed the ring. She needed everything, and--
- We didn't know what we were getting ourselves into,
and we kind of just, like, fizzled out.
- I told her that we needed to break up.
- He broke up with me, and--
- Things got a little hairy. - I tried being spiteful.
He tried being spiteful. We cut it off, and that was it.
- Yeah. I just had to freeze her out, and that's what I did.
- I just still don't understand
how you can throw the words
"I love you" out there to someone and expect
someone to kind of not be upset if you break up with them
and just don't give them an explanation.
Kind of just cut them off.
- Wait, who's getting food? Are you getting food?
- I mean we were gonna get food. - Wanna split?
- I mean do you want to split it?
- Yeah, we'll split it. - Perfecto.
- All right, so what do you want?
- Whatever you'd like.
- I'm, like, the least pickiest guy ever.
So, like-- - You choose.
- You choose. - No, you choose.
- I'm not--I'm not gonna do this right now.
- Peter is chasing Anna at this point,
and I'm just like, "Dude, you know, you just met her."
[upbeat music]
- Young man, you make the decisions in this house.
- Yeah, totally. - And this is our--
- I do make decisions. I do make decisions
- He's gonna decide for me. Thank you.
[laughs]
- Do you want to [bleep] anyone here
or have sex with anyone here?
- You guys are awful right now.
Honestly, I mean you never know what's going to happen,
but if anything were to, it would be Peter.
♪♪
- Yes.
- Look at this. Look at this.
- I like the branch better.
- ♪ Shake it all, baby, shake it all, baby ♪
♪♪
- All I know is we just got to stick together, and that's it.
- Yeah. I feel like we'll all have
each other's back for this. - Like I told you.
I told you--listen.
As soon as we go in that house,
we just gonna all stick together
and we just gonna be like, "Yeah,
we're running [bleep] now." That's it.
- It's my house. - It's our house now.
You sleep outside. [laughter]
- ♪ Shake it all, baby, shake it all, baby ♪
- ♪ Shake it all, baby♪
♪♪
♪ Shake it all, baby, shake it all, baby ♪
♪♪
[dramatic music]
- I hope no one comes.
Like, if it's-- if it's one of my exes, cool,
but if it's, like, the girl that bullied me
in high school, I can't do that.
I'm sorry. As soon as I see her face,
I'm gonna come up here and start packing.
I'm not even joking.
- If you're gonna pack your [bleep] and leave, like,
at least go out with a bang. Like--
- Oh, no, no, no. I'm murdering her.
Like, I might catch a charge 'cause it's gonna be--
- "I'm gonna catch a charge."
- They're not moving in here with us, right?
There's no--there's no room.
So it would have to be, like, a visit scenario.
Like, a temporary discomfort so they can get,
like, drama out of it, you know?
Hopefully, they'll leave.
Yeah, I can't-- I can't do that.
♪
You know something.
Yeah, you do. Look at that smirk.
Someone's coming.
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32x03 - Not The Show You Think It Is
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Seven to eight young adults are picked to temporarily live in a new city together in one residence while being filmed non-stop.
Seven to eight young adults are picked to temporarily live in a new city together in one residence while being filmed non-stop.