32x01 - A Bloody Good Start

[bunniefuu]

- It's an opportunity for anything.

[epic music]

- Just want to go out and have fun.

- I'm not nervous, but I'm anxious.

I'm anxious and excited.

- I think this is gonna be fantastic.

I'm hyped. I can't wait.

- This is gonna be a fun-a*s time.

- I'm open to anything, so, whatever happens happens.

- Holy-- - [bleep] damn.

The twist has just started.

- Now there's of us.

- I really can't believe my sister's here.

There's so much bad blood.

Why are you lying to me when I know the [bleep] truth?

- My last girlfriend put me through hell.

- We broke up.

My feeling is just a feeling of betrayal.

I lived in this house first.

- My cousin single-handedly ruined everything.

That haunts me.

I don't care!

- Our friendship just spiraled out of control.

- When I was at my weakest point,

she was a b*tch for absolutely no reason.

- It's up to us to work it out.

How do you let it go and forgive someone?

- I don't know but we're about to find out.

[dramatic music]

♪

[rock music]

- ♪ Oh, baby you crawl back to me ♪

♪ Everyone is bleaker than you've ever seen ♪

♪ And I'll move ♪

♪ I won't go down easy ♪

♪

♪ Not me

♪ I won't go down easy ♪

♪

♪ Not me

♪ I won't go down easy ♪

[upbeat music]

♪

- Some girls will look at me and be like,

"Mm, this b*tch." I'm always in dresses.

I don't own one pair of sweatpants.

I like nice things for sure,

and my dad, he's white. He's Swedish,

and my mom's black. She has, like, Amber Rose hair,

like, blonde, buzzcut. She's cool.

If I need something, they'll give it to me.

I don't know how to cook.

I can't do anything for myself, so, like, I think

this will help me really grow up.

[upbeat music]

- All right, so, here we are--Seattle.

I'm supposed to meet my first roommate, Jordan.

So I'm waiting for him or her.

I'm not sure if it's a guy or girl.

♪

I've just always wanted to, like,

make out with a chick in the rain in Seattle.

I feel like that's just been, like,

something I wanna do, you know,

so, like, this is definitely gonna happen.

I'm a manipulator.

I'm the instigator. I'm very impulsive.

I have a very addictive personality.

I'm gonna show America they have no idea what's coming.

I'm bringing the A game. I'm bringing the thunder.

I'm bringing the lightning.

- Hi! - Hello.

- I'm Jordan. - I'm Mike.

It's nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

- She's, like, '"

and she looks like she's taller than me.

I'm, like, [bleep].

- I know.

- First impression is like, "Damn, like,

do I need to stand on my tiptoes?"

What do you do?

- I model, and then I also do hair part-time.

- All right. - Yeah.

- That's really cool. All right. - Yeah. What about you?

- I used to be a male stripper.

- Oh. Oh. - And now I'm--

[both laugh]

- Nice. How old are you? - I'm .

- Okay, okay. - How old are you?

- I just turned . - Really? All right.

- Yeah, a couple weeks ago. - All right.

Where are you from? - I live in Chicago.

What about you? - Yeah. I live in New York.

I've been to Chicago a couple times.

- Yeah. - And, like, our pizza's

a little bit better than Chicago's pizza, but--

[laughing] - Yeah. Yeah.

Uh, it's up for debate.

- It's always a debate. - Yeah, it's up for debate.

- But yeah, Chicago's beautiful. It reminds me of New York,

but cleaner. - More--yeah.

I'd say it's cleaner, a little more chill.

- That's what you guys

always say. - Yeah.

- Mike is from New York, so yeah,

like, I think we'll be friends.

I think-- he seems cool.

Oh, I got a text from a roommate.

"Hi, Jordan. Nice to meet you. I'm your new roommate, Anika.

"Meet me in Cal Anderson Park next to the stone wall fence

and we will walk to the house together."

- All right. - Right.

I don't know where that is. - All right,

so we got two girls now, right? [both laughing]

I was wondering if it was gonna be--like,

what the ratio was gonna be? - A guy or a girl?

Like, four guys, three girls, or vice versa.

Shout out to the producers for hooking us up right now,

because I'm meeting two girls off the jump,

like, fire.

- Maybe I should text her back. - Yeah.

- Be like, "On the way."

[upbeat music]

- I am extremely excited right now.

I'm kind of nervous.

I think Jordan will have a lot of swag,

just because of the way he texted me.

I mean, I am basing that off of, like, four words,

but we will see.

♪

Sometimes may not be as, like, you know, open, upfront,

but I'm like, "Hey! I'm Anika! Like, what's going on?

"Like, what are you about? Where are you coming from?

Tell me your deepest, darkest fear."

Like, I get to, like, the nitty gritty.

My Get [bleep] Done list.

Work on my credit score, 'cause that [bleep] is [bleep].

Balance guys.

♪

[singing] I'm getting anxious.

I'm getting anxious.

[upbeat music]

♪

- Besides summer camp,

I've never been away from home for more than a week.

Trying to, like, break myself out of my own shell.

"Real World" is an experience.

I've done some cool sh*t,

but I haven't done anything that's, like,

set the tone of my life.

And I think this would really set it--set it off.

So this every Sunday night.

We got some nice skirt steak pinwheels,

got some fresh manicotti.

Protect your forehead.

[laughter]

- Rob, my fork, and there's sauce in my hair!

- [high voice] Oh, there's sauce in my hair!

My family is always there for me, no matter what.

I'm Italian. I don't know if you guys caught that part yet.

- Really? - Yeah.

We always had big parties.

So my dad was sick of paying for a DJ.

My name is Robbie. I'll be your host this evening.

Y'all ready? Make some noise!

I needed a DJ name. I need something unique.

So it was, like, "Mase, Robbie." Maserobbie.

I'm the Maserobbie takeover.

I come in and I take over every situation.

♪

Are you Katrina?

- Wait, are you Robbie? - Yeah.

- How are you? Well--um-- - Let me try to get up to you.

I think there's stairs over there.

Give me a second. - Yeah. Okay.

Hmm.

[rock music]

♪

Well, let's get this party started.

This town is, like, this big.

Like, we have a strip club and, like, three gas stations.

Ready?

I love to hunt, fish.

My latest mount.

I'm loud.

Let's go donkey riding.

[screams] [laughs]

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. [kiss]

Oh, my goodness. It's freezing, isn't it?

- This is insane. Where are you from?

- Florida. Where are you from?

- All right, I'm from Jersey.

- Jersey, oh. - Yeah.

- Do you live at home, or like-- - I do.

I live at home with my parents.

Like, that's the only thing that I'm worried about.

I'm a little bit of a mama's boy, so.

- Oh, you're one of those. - I am.

- I think every guy's, like, a mama's boy though.

- "One of those?" - No, but it's not a bad thing.

I mean, it just, like, depends if there's,

like, a medium, you know?

- Yeah. - But my brother's

the same way with my mom.

I'm so excited. - So who do you think

our roommates are gonna be?Like--

- Um--

[upbeat music]

♪

My granddad, he's a pastor,

so he wanted to name me Theophilus.

But, ha ha! No.

Sports has been, like,

the number-one thing in my life.

Many teams have came through that field

and got a a*s-whuppin'.

I've broken Illinois records in this.

I currently have the longest kick return

in Illinois High School history.

One of the only to get a Division scholarship.

Before I die, I wanna make sure that everyone knows my name.

♪

[groovy music]

♪

- I do like to have

predominantly all the guys' attention.

Once I feel like I'm falling in love with them,

I just cut them off. I have a bunch of guys

who pretty much, like, are in love with me.

'Cause, you know, everyone wants what they can't have.

I'm a military brat.

So I was U.S.-born, and then I was UK-raised.

So I kind of grew up everywhere.

During high school I got bullied on.

So I had some girls who, like,

literally would, like, g*ng up on me.

They would wait for me at the bus stop.

Like, I had crazy things going on.

I really don't have any friends right now,

so I'm gonna go to the "Real World" house

and say, "Tya, you're gonna do something different.

You're gonna open up. You're gonna make friends."

- You're Tyara? - Yeah. Hi.

- Nice to meet you. I'm Theo. - Nice to meet you. How are you?

- You got really pretty eyes. - Oh, you are pretty.

Wait, not for a guy-- Wait. I probably shouldn't--

[both laughing] You're cute.

- Oh, no. [indistinct] - [indistinct] Okay.

- Where you from? - I'm from all over the place.

[laughs] - So where you from?

- I'm from all over the place. I'm from a vag*na.

That's where I'm from. - You're from a vag*na?

- Yeah. [laughs]

- You're really from a p*nis.

- I like-- - Yeah!

[both laughing]

- No one's ever flipped that.

That's cool. - That's how it is, though,

from there. - Where are you from?

- From Kankakee.

It's like Chicago. It's like the 'hood.

- Oh, really? - For real, for real.

- Me and Theo have such a great connection right off the bat.

This sets the standard for all the other roommates.

- No, you gotta meet Chuck though.

- What is that? - This is my son.

- That's kind of scary-looking.

- Don't come at Chuck. What's wrong with you?

- What the [bleep] is that? - This is Chuck.

Don't do nothing crazy though.

Chuck--he's not a real person.

He's my bunny, okay, and don't you talk [bleep].

That's my son. - What if I threw--

[laughs]

- All right. That'd be, like, the last Seattle season.

- All right.Oh, no.

[both laughing]

No. Damn.

[upbeat music]

♪

- My goodness. My hair is so crazy.

- This don't move. - I'm so bad--I know.

- This don't move. - Really. [laughs]

You have the flip-down and everything.

I'm excited to meet the other roommates.

- Yeah, I just want-- - It's just fun to, like,

always have someone with you and be able to go out.

- Yeah, we're gonna become one big family. I know it.

♪

- Hi! - Hi, guys!

Finally! - Hi.

- Nice to meet you.

He doesn't look like a Jordan to me.

Jordan? - I'm Mike.

- Mike? - Yep.

- Nice to meet you. - Hi, I'm Jordan.

- Jordan, nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you.

- Anika, right? - Yes, it's Anika.

- Are you ready? - Yes, I'm ready.

You know, the whole time, I was, like, "Jordan."

I was, like, "Okay." I was, like, "Is it--"

- Guy? - That's it. [laughs]

- Guy or a girl. - I literally was, like--

And then you were, like, "At you, girl,"

and I was, like-- - "Hmm."

- "My guy friends talk like that."

I was like, "What guys am I about to meet?"

[laughter] - I know.

- I mean, clearly I was wrong. But still.

- What do you do for, like, work?

- I like cooking, so it's like-- - So you're gonna be in charge

of, like, whipping everything up for the house, %.

You just, like, sold yourself out.

- I know, I was, like, "Why would I"--

I was like, "Should I even tell them I cook?

"'Cause then they're gonna be like,

"Oh, Anika, what's for dinner?" I'm like, "Ugh."

[laughter]

♪

- Come on, slowpoke.

We got roomies to meet. We got things to do.

- You're supposed to be helping me.

- I'm sorry. That was very ungentleman-like of myself.

- I know. Oh, my gosh. Come on. - All right. Let's do it.

Let's type it in together.

Hit the . I think I hit it too many times.

- Ah, come on! What are you doing?

- All right.

[beeps] - Huh.

- Do we have someone messing with us?

[The Naked and Famous' "Higher"]

- This is it. - Yeah.

- Hello!

- We--are we the first ones out here?

- We're the first ones here? - I'm like,

"Are we the first ones home?"

- ♪ Higher, higher

- Yo, I want a pink bed. This is nuts.

- Wait.

- ♪ Tonight we raise the dead

- Let's explore.

- ♪ Tonight we bury this in fire ♪

♪ Fire

- I love this room.

- Yo, this is nuts.

- ♪ Under the shape of years

♪ And the weight that brought us here ♪

- Look at this couch. - It doesn't look like

it'd be that--it looks like it could be comfortable or not.

[laughs] - It's pretty good.

- Oh, my God!

- Oh, my God. This is so [bleep] exciting.

I'm, like, really [indistinct]. - [indistinct]!

- ♪ Fire

- Yay! - What's your name?

- Katrina. - Nice to meet you. Anika.

- Hi, I'm Katrina. Nice to meet you.

- Hi, I'm Jordan.

- Hi, nice to meet you. - Hi, I'm Mike.

- Katrina. Nice to meet you. both: Nice to meet you.

- So we got one more person?

- Two. Two. - Oh, my God! The bathroom.

- Yo, yo, there's seven beds. - So there's seven beds.

Yeah, so I'm assuming it'll be a guy.

Otherwise, we're in luck.

[both laughing]

- Come on. - [laughing]

- ♪ Oh, oh, oh

- Go, go, go! - [screams]

- Oh!

- This is totally, like, just fun.

Spend time together, get everyone closer.

I date nice guys.

- Like, a part of me, like, does not care.

- Yo, you wanna go there? I'll put you down, brother.

- And I can't get respect for that!

- You wanna wait to claim rooms like I waited?

- Yeah, like, I mean, I wanna definitely

look at all of them though. - I mean, yeah, like, yeah.

- Yeah, like, give us the tour, since--

How long have you guys been here?

- No, there's, like, two bedroom up here.

I like the upstairs 'cause it's,

like, kinda secluded, you know?

- You guys can figure out your rooms.

Me and Mike, we're gonna pull these two down here.

[upbeat music]

- Where you from? - From Jersey.

Where are you? - All right.

I'm from Manhattan actually. - Oh, all right.

Cool, cool, cool.

- Oh, yeah, let's definitely do this.

- Which one do you want? I really don't care.

- I don't mind. Literally, just pick a bed.

- Okay, yeah. - I'll do--I'll do this one.

- Wait, where are the closets? - Oh, my God. I can literally--

- Where are the closets?

Oh. - Oh.

- Oh, my God! This is so cute!

♪

- What do you do?

- I'm a DJ and an MC.

- Oh, that's sick. - What do you do?

- I got caught up in, like, entertainment

and I ended up going from being a bartender,

to, like, a male stripper, to, like--

- Oh, okay. - [bleep] yeah. And then, like--

- That's crazy.

- I did reality TV for a little bit, and modeling and--

- Nice. What else have you been on?

- I was on the show "Are You the One?"

on MTV actually. - Oh, all right. Cool, cool.

- Yeah, so this is kinda, like, dope.

[car horn honks]

- "Theo." Is that short for something?

- No, don't--no. - Theodore?

- No, don't do that.

- Oh, my God. All this bumping is making my vag*na hurt.

I have to pee. - [laughing]

- I have to [bleep] pee. I'm sorry.

[both laughing] I have to pee.

- What?

- I like the vibe of, like, all of us right now.

- Me too. - So I'm wondering, like,

how the dynamic's gonna get, like, thrown off.

- I think that's why I'm anxious,

'cause I'm like, "[bleep]. I actually like all you guys."

- And then we have to redo this whole [bleep] thing.

- That's what I'm saying, and it's like, "Let's say

the things we already said five billion times."

- Yeah, yeah. - What if everybody's

already in here and we were the last two to show up?

- We're so mean. - I know. Yeah, that's true.

- Is there anyone here? - Ah, this the crib?

- Hello? No one's here.

- Roommates! - Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God. There's people here.

- Is that more roomies? - Yes, we do!

- [laughs] - Oh, let's go.

- Hi! Hi! - Hi!

- Oh, my Gosh. - Oh, my God.

- What up, bro? - Nice to meet you, man.

- Theo. Nice to meet you. - Wait, what was your na--Tina?

- Tya. Tya. Tya. - Tya.

- This is Tya. - Tya and--

- Theo. - Theo.

- Tya. Theo. - Tya. Theo.

- Yeah, we're gonna have to run through this, like--

- We gotta do this at least times.

- Did you guys pick rooms already?

- Yeah. - [bleep].

- So we were last. - So--yeah.

- Did you guys get along? You guys liked each other?

- Yeah. Hell yeah. She's cool so far.

- Yeah, yeah. We're cool, we're cool, we're cool.

- So do you guys wanna room together?

- Uh, sure. - Yeah, I guess.

- If that's all that's left. Where is it?

- Hey, this is cool. - We left you upstairs, but--

- Upstairs? - Can y'all show us the room?

- Go ahead. Yeah. - Like, right up there?

- Just explore. Explore. - Okay, okay.

- Damn. We are the last two.

Ain't that some [bleep]? Oh!

And there's four black people.

[whispering] It was four black people.

What? That has to be a "Real World" record.

- That sucks. They gave us the last [bleep] room.

[bleep] this.

Sorry.

[phone ringing]

- Pick it up.

- Hello? - Hey, this is the bat phone.

- The bat phone? - Yeah,

this is how you can call us.

- Okay. - Look for a book

called "The Great Controversy."

- We have to look for a book called

"The Great Controversy." - Yes.

- This was. - I'll talk to you later.

- That's exciting. Oh, my gosh.

I'm so excited! [both squealing]

Right here! Wait.

- You found it? - Yes.

- Yeah, pull the door.

- Oh. both: Oh, my God!

- Oh!

- That is so [bleep] sick. - Holy [bleep].

[upbeat music]

- Well, damn.

- So all of our roommates are here, finally!

- We're all here. - This is us.

- Finally. - This is the crew.

- I know! [all cheering]

[laughter] - I'm gonna be like, "Squad."

both: Squad goals!

- [laughs] - Squad goals!

- Well, I would love to, like, talk to you guys,

but I really have to pee. Ask Theo.

I've been saying this for, like, three hours.

- Yeah, yes. Go pee. both: Bye!

- [laughs]

- Oh, my Pillow Pet.

This is what I've been waiting for.

- What is it, a bumblebee? - Yeah. His name is Bumble.

- Yeah. - So creative.

- So creative.

- Yo, I didn't think you was --.

- How old did you think I was? - .

- Yeah, I was giving you . - Close to my age.

- Damn, I look old now.

- How you think I feel?

- I feel like I'm, like, the baby of the house right now,

to be completely honest. Like, I feel like

I'm not on the level that you guys are on yet.

- I think everyone brings something to the table

that's different. At the end of the day, dude.

I'm trying to come in here with, like, six people

that I didn't know, and I'm trying to walk out

with, like, six friends that I didn't have.

- At the end of this, we're all gonna be family.

We're all gonna be real cool with each other.

It's gonna be cool like that.

- I don't live with people. I live alone.

Like, My mom's a stay-at-- like, she's a trophy wife,

stay-at-home mom my whole life. So I was really catered to.

So, like, I've never had to, like, do this.

- I mean, I lived with roommates,

and then I lived by myself. - I haven't.

So I had a little bit of both. - That's good.

I feel like that will help you.

[funky music]

♪

- The girls are already cliqued up.

They are getting to know each other.

♪

Automatically I feel excluded.

I don't like it.

♪

[upbeat music]

♪

- Get your baby a*s up.

- [laughing] I'm tired. - Dude.

- I'm tired.

- We about to leave in a little bit though.

[rhythmic music]

Come on.

- [groans]

[laughs]

- Come on.

Bring your a*s downstairs right now!

- Yes, Dad.

[Sundara Karma's "Freshbloom"]

♪

- Let's go. Come on.

- ♪ I kiss the red lips of the night ♪

♪ Floating up the way I go

♪ Swaying in this crowded room I never wanna go home ♪

- Yo, this is gorgeous.

♪

- ♪ Everything seems beautiful ♪

♪ Just beyond midnight

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

♪

- When's the last relationship you been in?

- About a year.

- Damn, son. - Why'd you guys break up?

- We were just two different people.

Like, things just change after a while.

- When do you know it's time to let go?

- I should've let go a year earlier.

- Damn. - I'm not gonna let

one person ruin my outlook on everybody else.

- When was your last relationship?

- Off and on all the time.

- Like, what is the downfall in your relationship?

There's obviously a problem that you have.

- Trust. - Did you cheat?

- I did. I'm not gonna lie.

I did. - Like, yeah, I cheated.

I cheated, and that's what made me so insecure.

- When I was younger, I used to cheat right away

when I would get into a relationship and I would--

- That's [bleep] up. - I know, but I would do it

as, like, an insurance policy 'cause I was so insecure.

- He's definitely a cheater. I can definitely tell.

[laughter]

- Ready? - [laughs] Yeah.

[all cheering]

[ethereal music]

- This is awesome. - This is amazing.

- This is for "Real World ." - Cheers.

- Long relationships. - Yes, to friendships.

- Friendships. - Cheers.

- I already like y'all.

- Double cheers.

♪

- Like, my thing is, like, you're shy right now.

- Mm-hmm. - You're shy.

And you have a lot to open up to.

- I do. - And you will, but, like, you--

you're an observer.

- And that's why I'm here now,

because I-I'm trying to get to know myself, you know?

- I know, I know. Exactly. - Yeah, yeah, yeah,

I've never been on my own. - And, like,

opening up to a stranger. - Yeah. I mean, not just--

- I don't wanna interrupt your conversation.

- You're so grown for .

- Yeah, I know. Everyone says that. Yeah.

- No, but, like, there's a reason,

you know, behind everything. - Yeah. Yeah, everyone says

I have a old soul, so--yeah. - Eh.

- I don't mean to interrupt on your conversation.

- Yeah. You guys ready to go?

- I think we're gonna dip in for now.

- Okay, cool, cool. - I'm sorry if--I didn't want

to interrupt. - No, no. Yeah, of course. No.

- I felt bad. - Yeah, let's go.

- All right, cool. We gonna have fun tonight?

- Absolutely. - Yeah.

- What I'm saying. Let's do it.

[techno music]

- Thank you. I appreciate it. - Ooh, hey, you missed it.

- Thanks, man. - Hey!

♪

- You see that a*s?

It don't make no damn sense to have a*s like that.

[scoffs]

♪

- There's, like, a couple tall guys here,

but they're like Neanderthals, you know?

[rock music]

[all talking at once]

- Do it again, do it again.

♪

- I'm doing this out of, like, cuteness.

Like, "Hey, what's up," you know?

Because I can get them to turn around and see the reactions.

- Aww.

♪

[glass breaking] - [laughs]

- You're cracking me up right now.

- Oh.

- I'm attracted to Jordan based off of looks.

You know, I just got to meet everybody,

and that would be more of the go-to girl

that I would kind of go after.

I'm drunk, I'm horny. She's a pretty girl.

Like, that's like the birds and the bees, you know?

- Mwah! - Oh, oh, my--

- [screams] - All right, let's do it! Go!

[both laughing] Go! Go! Closer!

Come on. Come on. - [screams]

- We're there. - [laughs]

- I thought that you were gonna be, like, the median.

- The average? - I was like,

"I can't wait to meet the other ones."

- No. See the other girls. Okay. Okay, I forgive you.

- And then I found out who the other ones were,

and then I was just like-- - And then, like, no, Tya's--

[bleep]. Bro, Jordan's really the hottest.

- No, 'cause-- no, I told--

I'm definitely naturally flirting.

I can't really help it.

- Mmm, I'm wanna sleep with you right now.

- For me, it's just innocent and just having fun.

- You are my type, and that's why I'm not--

- Me? - Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

The skinny, [bleep], like, somewhat conceited--

like, you think you know what's good

until you catch a [bleep], and then you, like, fall in love.

Like-- - Oh!

- You think you know what's up. You think you know what's up,

but like-- - I don't fall in love.

- He is not my type.

That doesn't mean that he's unattractive.

I think he's attractive. He's just not my type.

- 'Cause-- - Welcome home.

- Thank you. - You guys walk so slow.

- Thanks.

- [snoring]

- Just wipe the [bleep] lipstick off.

- I did, I-- - It's gone now?

Or you're saying [indistinct]? - No. No. Close your mouth.

I know it's hard, but close it.

[laughs]

- I'm gonna again. - Yeah, yeah. Now go do

a confessional and crush it.

Now go do the confessional without looking like--

- Come do the confessional with me.

- [babbles] - Shut the [bleep] up.

Come with me, or, like, I can't stand you.

- All right. All right.

Everybody sucks because nobody gets you,

because, like, you're such-- - Such what?

- Let's go in this confessional and see what they're doing.

- Okay. All right, let me--

- Oh, look. Do you hear them snoring? Okay, listen.

[funk music] - [snoring]

- Hold on, let me take a photo of this.

Let's take a selfie. Let's do a selfie real quick.

♪

[laughs]

Honestly, like, Jordan and Mike have been

in the confessional forever. - Shh.

- You make more sense to me, like,

the more I get to know you, but, like, you don't--

- Yeah, like, I date nice guys.

- How has that worked out for you so far?

- Good. - Yeah?

- ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey!

- So why are you here right now?

- I'm here because I'm having fun.

- But, like, a part of me, like, does not care about--

- Don't. - I want to.

Is it that bad if I do--

- Yes! - Why?

- I'm not just gonna kiss you. - Why?

- 'Cause it's not me.

- ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey!

I'm leaving.

- ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey!

[funk music]

♪

[laughter]

- You sneaky people you.

- Yo, what does everybody want for breakfast? I'll cook.

- Ooh, let me get a om-e-lette. - All right, straight.

Gon' get this chef on real quick.

[mellow music]

♪

- Make that a white omelet.

♪

- Thank you. - Scrambled eggs up.

- Thank you for cooking eggs. - You guys got it.

I feel like it's very important that we all sit down

and share this meal together.

I wanna all become a family.

I don't have friends. I have family.

- Oh, we still gotta find you guys those guys.

- We do what? - What?

- You're frat man. - Oh, my God.

- You're [bleep] boy. - How did we get these titles?

Like-- - 'Cause I was saying,

"What's, like, our type?"

Obviously [bleep] boys. Obviously frat boys.

And I like the rugged, like, men.

- I definitely like a guy to, like, treat me like a princess.

Like, I went on one first date, and he did not pay

and I never talked to him again. That was the only time I've--

- But he didn't pay? - He, like, didn't pay.

Like, we split. I was like--

- On a first date? - I was, like, offended.

- I would never ask for somebody's money.

But, like, I like the offer.

- Literally, like, guys'll be like, "Oh, yeah,

I'll take you here, here." I'm like,

"Why don't we just [bleep] walk around the park?"

Like, I just wanna know you. Like, so, but does it--

- 'Cause girls don't be wanting to do that.

- I wanna do that! - Girls be like,

"I want you to take me out to dinner.

Then I want you to take me to a movie or something."

- See, no, no. See, no, but that's--

No, that's them assuming. - That's how girls be.

- It's a double standard, slash, like--

- I don't think it's a double standard.

- It's % a double standard.

- It's not. - Yes, it is.

- Mike and Jordan, I can feel the tension between them.

I have no idea if they kissed or not,

but, like, something is happening.

- If we're dating--if we're at dinner, I'm not paying.

- If I'm actually dating you, then I'd pay for [bleep].

But, like, if I'm not dating you--

- Then how did you get them in the beginning?

- How did I get who? - Like, your girlfriend.

- I don't go up to girls. Like, you just [bleep] chill.

- Yo, because I'm Mac Daddy Mike!

- No. [laughter]

[upbeat music]

- Okay, ready? Let's go.

- Are we leaving?

- Is Tya taking a nap? - Yeah. Yeah. It's so hot.

- Where are we going? - The--Cupcake Royale.

[upbeat music]

- You guys gonna be hanging out here?

all: Yeah.

- One, two, three.

- Oh, my God. - [laughs]

- I feel like-- What is Tya?

What do you think? Like-- - I don't know.

- I wanna have more of a girl talk with her,

like, I don't--like, she's definitely gonna take

a while to open up. But I think she will.

- Yeah, she started to open up to me last night.

- We should have a family night.

None of us really know anything about the each other yet.

We've had conversations, but you guys don't know me.

- Yeah, that's true. - I mean, you know?

- That's true. - We haven't, like,

got to talk to anyone. Like, we've talked.

- Oh, my God, we-- - And, like, we've talked

to people, like, one-on-one, but, like, still.

- I definitely think we should do a quick--

a cute thing where we all sit in a circle and--

- Like a full family night. - And, like, do fun games.

Like, picking things out and, like, asking questions.

Like, a question game.

- We should write questions in a bowl.

- Like, you know, like, just a little something to show

a part of our personality or something like that.

- Oh, yeah, we totally should.

- Yeah. - That'd be fun.

♪

- I can't believe you've never been with a black girl.

- Never. - That's cray--

no, I can totally picture it, but, like,

you'd [bleep] Tya, right?

- Nah. - No?

- Uh-uh. So what do you think of the guys?

- I like Theo. Theo's cool.

Mike-I spent, like, two hours in here with him.

I like him, but, like, I don't know, he--

he did try something. But I don't know, he's, like--

- What do you mean, he tried something?

He tried hooking up with you or something?

- He started kissing me.

[dramatic music]

Oh, he didn't tell you?

- No. You sh**t him down? - Yeah.

- I thought you two were, like, vibing for a second.

- I-I-I--

- I think Mike tries to boost his ego up by, "Hey,

I'm this big-a*s ladies' man. I get all the girls."

But I'm sorry to break it to you, dude. You're not.

- Like, I'm not trying to just, like--

- Trying to just jump into something?

- Something, yeah. - Yeah. Feel like it's too soon.

- So I'm trying to, like, be careful with everybody. Exactly.

I-I-I'm gonna tread lightly.

♪

[droning music]

I think she's more sensitive.

- Tya? - Yeah. I don't understand.

- They're talking [bleep] right now

and I really don't appreciate it.

- Jordan talking [bleep]. Mike, he talking [bleep].

So I decide I'm gonna actually stand up for myself.

[rhythmic music]

♪

- Hey, guys. - What's up?

- I know!

Ooh, okay. I can [bleep] with this.

- Today I'm gonna do what I do best--

meet some new people and be outgoing.

Perfect.

I'm happy. As long as the music's good

and the liquor's flowing, we're good.

Here we go!

♪

- I'm really stubborn. Like, I don't wanna--

I won't cave in. - No way. Yes.

I can % see that. I can definitely see that.

- Like-- - You said you and your sister

bump heads. What was, like, the event

that, like, like, set it off for you guys not talking?

- A lot of things. It's like, honestly,

we've been through everything. We're sisters, you know?

We're best friends. We're only a year apart.

It's hard to go out and, like--you know.

I don't know. Like, we just butt heads

like no [bleep] other.

Me and my sister, we were always pushed together.

I never really was able to go

venture off and do my own thing,

so it's good to, like, be alone

and have a breather and just enjoy myself.

My family is, like, the most dysfunctional family,

but the greatest at the same time, you know?

- I have two younger sisters. I know how it is.

[funk music]

I'm gonna get another drink. - Yeah.

- I'm gonna get another beer. - Okay.

♪

- Hey!

♪

- Theo makes me feel very comfortable

by making me laugh.

He's loosening me up.

[laughs]

He's got this, like, funny swagger to him.

I just--I'm liking Theo.

A little scary having a crush, but it's kinda fun.

♪

- Are we going out or not?

- Aren't we doing, like, that family thing?

Jordan and Anika wanna do the family thing. Like--

- I mean, yo if that's what everybody else wants to do,

I'll do what everybody else gotta do.

- Well, let's have one more drink,

then head back to the house.

[rock music]

♪

- Theo, Tya, it's game time. - Are you coming?

It's family night.

- Get your asses down here. - Both of yous.

- All right, what are the rules to this?

- Okay, so basically, like, it's just like Truth or Dare.

- It's like Russian Roulette right now.

- I can't look at it.

Oh, okay. Phew. Okay.

This is--we had one group question.

Group question--what's your favorite sex position?

- Who are you asking? - This is a group--

- Oh. - When you ask this question,

it should go, like, counter-- - The opposite.

- Yeah, you start. 'Cause you read it.

- You're right, everybody. Okay. Doggy style.

- Oh, okay, so we don't have to say why.

We just say what it is. - No, we'll all say.

- I like the girl laying down and I like my hands

on her shoulders pulling her down on me.

- Okay. - Okay.

[laughs] Like, yeah, I guess doggy.

♪

[laughter]

- Whoa. [laughter]

- I don't know.

- You have to say.

- Uh--

- You gotta like one more than the other.

- [inhales] Uh--

- She's a rider. [laughs]

- I just can't put myself out there like that,

especially since it's only the first week.

No, honestly, I don't want to answer that one. Sorry.

I'm just not that type of girl.

- Well, [bleep] it. I like to smash in the front, man.

Nothing better than feeling your [bleep]

in her belly button.

- I like it when a girl's on her stomach

and her legs are together, and you grab that a*s. [grunts]

- I would say riding in missionary.

Yeah. - So turned on right now.

- Amazing. That was a good one.

[laughter]

- This is totally, like, just fun.

Spend time together, have family night,

get everyone closer.

[upbeat music]

[laughter and chatter]

♪

- Ugh. - Oh!

- [laughs]

- "Lick the ear of the person to the right."

[laughter] - What the [bleep]?

- They love it.

♪

- Yo, it's so gross. - [groans]

- All right, Robbie, get it. Don't be a [bleep] p*ssy.

- [laughs] - Just take it, like, out.

- I ain't biting your lip. Get the [bleep] outta here.

[laughter] I ain't biting your lip.

Get the [bleep] outta here.

- Wait. whose lip, Theo's?

- It says, "Bite the lip of the person across from you."

I'm not biting your [bleep] lip.

Not [bleep] happening.

- What if the next one was like,

"Have a threesome with the two girls next to you,"

and then you're like, "[bleep] my life.

I would have, and now you can't"?

- All right, fair enough. But, like, this is the thing.

Mike, if I was sitting in this chair and you--

- Tya, I don't know where you're going.

Tya, where are you going right now?

- Is she not playing?

- Come on, man. Now you about to just

dip on us again?

- Don't worry about it.

- I'm not playing this stupid-a*s game.

I don't bloody know any of you, so why would I

talk about inappropriate things like that?

- Mike, when you pulled that and it said,

"Bite my lip," what would you have done?

[laughter]

[rock music]

- But, like, this is the thing.

Mike, if you were sitting across from me

and you pulled that [bleep], and it said,

"Bite my lip," what would you have done?

- I would've sat out next round, dude. That's the way it is.

- Okay, all right, fair enough. - So that's the rule.

- Square. Go. - Okay.

- I'm not--uh-uh, no. - No, I think--

- You just caught the hurt, bro, you're good.

- I got the worst one. - Ooh!

- Let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see!

- I got the--no, I'm not doing that.

- Ooh, I told you. Karma. - No, my dad wouldn't tell--

- Ooh, let's go!

- No, what is it? - Ooh!

- Hashtag "dat a*s." Hashtag "dat a*s."

- Wait, I didn't get to read it!

What does it say? Ha!

- Take that. - "Streak both floors"?

- Yes. - Streak both floors.

- Listen, she's not doing it unless you bite his lip.

- What the [bleep] is that? - Ah! Yes! Yes!

[all talking at once]

- Yo, you've done nothing but pledge--

- Thank you, bro. What the [bleep]?

- You have done nothing but pledge gender equality

and all about being, like, all that [bleep], right?

- Just make it quick, bro. - So now you gotta say--

- I'm allowing you to bite my lip.

- Shh! Now you gotta stand true

to what you've been speaking on for--

- Make it a quick nibble, bro. - Nibble it. Just nibble.

Just--just--there it is, there it is, there it is.

Here we go, here we go, here we go!

- [screams]

[all talking at once]

- Get it.Get it.

[all screaming]

- Butt-a*s mother[bleep] naked. - Naked.

- Obviously the game is getting more

and more exciting for the rest of my roommates,

so I'm going to go downstairs somewhere where it's quiet.

So that way I can get some [bleep] sleep.

'Cause I'm tired.

♪

- I can't do it! I can't do it.

I'm sorry, I just--I can't do it.

- Stop, stop. Stop, stop. - Bro, why--hey.

[all talking at once]

- I don't wanna do it. I don't wanna [bleep] do it.

- You're not? - He's with it. Why are you not?

Like, what is wrong with you? - What is wrong?

- Shut up. If he's with it, then why are you not about it?

- I'm not h*m*, I just don't--I do not wanna bite.

- Yeah. - Why are you not about it?

- All right, bite it. - Right now. He's with it.

Get it. Get it right now. - Just do it.

- What the [bleep]? You see this?

I'm like--[swishing] - He's with it. Yeah!

- Bite that lip, mother[bleep]! He wants it!

[laughter]

- 'Cause there's a end game.

The end game is the robe comes off.

- Mike is definitely frustrating the both of us.

I don't if he was more excited about seeing me naked,

or more excited about seeing Robbie bite Theo's lip.

- Just quick nip. [laughter]

Bro, seriously. - It's just funny.

- I'm not [bleep] with this [bleep].

- [screams]

- I'm not [bleep] with this [bleep].

- But look, this mother[bleep] getting geeked up,

saying he gonna--[groans]

And then I'ma be hurt. What the [bleep]?

- Hey, dude. - Bro, please don't

bite my lip off. - Bite him. Huh!

- Yeah. Pull it hard. - Pause.

- Wait, wait, guys. We have to be ready.

♪

- I can't believe this is about to happen.

- Robbie. - Bite him hard. It's like,

you know, just grab him. - Robbie.

- This is it.

- This is for the wolf pack, bro.

- Wolf pack. - This is for the wolf pack.

[both howling]

- Okay, come on, bro.

♪

- Ahh! Ha! - [laughs]

- No. Are you [bleep] kidding me?

I'm not gonna run around naked for you, like, literally,

like, bite, like, the tip of his [bleep] lip.

Are you [bleep] kidding me?

- Oh, he just bits his lip. I watched it. I watched it.

[all shouting]

We just made a dude bite another dude's lip.

- Take that [bleep] off! - To your own game.

- You can't-- - You have to.

- I will--all right, all right. - Take that sh*t off!

- I'm gonna be honest with you. I will be honest with you.

I would have never [bleep] done that.

But I give you so much [bleep] respect.

- You! Go!

- He's very easily influenced by peer pressure.

Like, I can see that a mile off.

I do, like, [bleep] love the fact

that you're a team player. - [groans]

- You're crushing it. You just crushed it.

- Yo, I better see that--%. - You just crushed it.

- Whew.

- When I screenshot you biting his lip,

and I hashtag "peer pressure," we're gonna take it--

[laughs] - [bleep] you!

- [laughs] - [bleep] you, man.

- All right, she's completely naked.

♪

Go, go, go!

- Go! Go! - Go, go, go, go!

- [screams]

[all talking at once] - Game on.

- All right, she's completely naked.

Go, go, go!

- [screams] - Go, go, go!

- ♪ Please no cameras

♪ She got danger all up in her favorite skirt ♪

♪ My Mama always told me safety first ♪

- No hands!

- ♪ You will not behave, girl

- No hands!

♪ I can't look away from you ♪

- [screams]

- No hands!

- [laughs]

Oh, my God!

- ♪ That girl's on fire that girl's on fire♪

[laughter]

- I can't believe that [bleep].

- I can't believe you [bleep] did that [bleep], bro.

- Like, one lap. - You're crazy.

I hyped you so hard.

- This game was supposed to be fun, and Mike the instigator

is just poking a little too hard right now.

- You made two heterosexual males

somewhat make out with each other.

[both laughing]

And you completely exposed your body to America.

- Thank you.

- So it's like this big ball of emotions

that are, like, hitting me.

Starting to realize, like, I'm overdoing it.

Like, I'm not being myself.

- [laughs]

[dramatic music]

♪

We just had our family night.

It didn't go as well as I expected.

I expected more people to participate

and just be part of the fam.

But, hey, I had fun.

- Rob bit my lip. - [laughs]

- If you need to bite some dude's lip to watch a girl

that's attractive run around naked,

you are down to do it.

That is your [bleep] play, all right?

That's so you don't get embarrassed.

- And yeah, he didn't even get to see t*tties.

- She didn't even show no kitties.

- I know. I-I, like-- if that was me,

I was, like--it was--

I thought she was, like, streaking.

- Oh, so if it was you, you would've did it?

- Yeah.

- On the real though,

I do have something on my lip. If you could get it.

[laughing]

- Mike is being a psychological bully.

I'm already to the edge,

not feeling comfortable in this house,

and, like, now he's needling and needling and needling.

- You didn't wanna do it because of why?

- Because yo, that's not me.

At the end of the day, I did what I did

because I was peer-pressured, and you know what I did?

I broke my own [bleep] rule. - No, no.

- At the of the day-- - I was gonna be real to myself,

and at the end of the day-- - You did what you did

'cause you wanted to see Anika get [bleep] a*s-naked,

'cause I wanted to see Anika get a*s-naked.

- I saw your t*tties. - Did you actually?

I mean, I'm all about "free the nipple."

- Go ahead. Free it.

- But no one has seen my boobs.

- I just seen it right now. - No, you did not.

- Trust me, I just seen it again right now.

- I went like this! You can't see 'em.

- I just seen it again! - Okay, then--

- I'm just trying to, like-- yo, like, I just wanna be

accepted by everybody. Like, I wanna do

what everybody does. - We love you, son. We love you.

- We're gonna accept you regardless.

- There's no one here that's-- - I do stupid [bleep].

- Of course you do. It's all love.

- Because, like, I think that's what I gotta do.

I put myself in a situation that I'm not comfortable in.

And I should've been mature enough to handle myself.

- I think she's more sensitive. - Tya.

- Yeah. And she wouldn't play the game.

I'm just not--that's not me. I'm very--

- She just probably didn't wanna play the game.

- Game, but, no, I'm not saying--I'm just saying,

everyone's so different. I don't understand it.

- I feel like they're talking [bleep] right now,

and I don't really don't appreciate it.

It's my choice if I don't wanna play that stupid game.

- Right now I'm not being me.

I'm not being that smiley person.

- Insane view.

- You can stay here. We'll be leaving soon.

- Oh, my God. - I'm sorry, T.

- Yeah. I didn't know she was in here.

- I went from, like, to .

I feel like, yo, I've been doing stupid [bleep] to fit in

and just trying to do whatever I gotta do.

- No. - We've all been dancing, bro.

- Robbie, I apologize.

I should've said something when I got up and left and said,

"Anyone else is welcome to leave if you feel uncomfortable."

That feeling that Robbie is feeling right now,

that's what I was trying to avoid,

and people didn't respect me for that,

so I decide I'm gonna actually stand up for myself.

The same reason why Robbie's crying right now is the reason

why I didn't wanna play the game.

Jordan talking [bleep]. Mike, he talking [bleep].

'Cause I didn't wanna play the game,

and I can't get respect for that!

[dramatic music]