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31x03 - Disaster Down Under

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Real World". Aired: May 21, 1992 – August 29, 2019.*
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Seven to eight young adults are picked to temporarily live in a new city together in one residence while being filmed non-stop.

31x03 - Disaster Down Under

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Previously on "Real World"...

He is ready to go.

The theme of this season

is "Go Big or Go Home."

[all shouting and cheering]

Wha!

Who's next?

After my mother and my father

passed, I withdrew from school

to be here.

I'm not going home.

[screams]

What's up, please?

Hi, there!

Amanda's, uh, my girl

from back home.

You're the only attractive

person, like, in the house.

Samesies.

I'm mildly attracted to him.

She's catching my eye

right now.

Whoo!

Oh, [bleep].

Autopilot took over.

I can't believe they tried

to have sex with me in the room.

Have sex wherever you want,

but not in the bed beside me.

Dude, I'm about to [bleep]

flip out.

Just shut the [bleep] up, Jenna.

You shut the [bleep] up.

No one likes you in this

house, just shut the [bleep] up!

[dubstep music]

♪ All the people

♪ In the house

♪ Put them up like--oh



♪ Put them up like--whoop

[dubstep music]



No one likes you

in this house.

Just shut the [bleep] up!

Oh, really?

I promise you.

Oh, oh, my God.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

you need to cool it

and shut the [bleep] up.

There are a lot of people

who like you in this house.

[laughs] Okay.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa.

I thought sex would have

made you a happier girl.

I know.

Jesus [bleep] Christ.

Not when you wake up and

everyone's [bleep] laughing

and giggling like

it's their business.

I think everyone's just

laughing because if we would

have put money on it,

we all would have won.

Go [bleep] mind

your own business!

Well, I mean, when you

[bleep] the bed next to

someone, your...

I wasn't!

Entire house is gonna know.

Everyone thinks it's

funny, but the only one

that she comes at is me.

Kailah and Jenna, wow.

This is not over.

You got to expect that there are

gonna be some repercussions.

Um, I just want everybody

to know that I want

a birthday card for my birthday.

You ain't getting

no birthday card.

Please, I love birthday

cards and I want an individual

one from every last one of you.

Oh, my God--all right, I'm

making you one 'cause I ain't--

can't afford to buy one.

[bleep] damn eyelashes.

It's my birthday weekend.

My birthday is always that one

guarantee time of the year

that I miss my parents.

You can make me one, but it has

to say something about void,

it has to have color in it.

Gonna say "Happy Birthday,

sit on my face."

Why do you have to be

such a a*s[bleep]?

I hate you in the morning.

I hate you more than I--

after you get drunk.

I love you in the morning.

Smooth, see?

That's why I hate you.

[electronic pop music]



Who wants to olive oil

themselves?

I'm lying down.

Okay!

Life is good, I'm so blessed.

This is how we do it

in the south!

Yes!

Can I get some too?

Yes.

You're gonna get real dark.

[laughs]

Real dark today.

I look over and I'm like,

"Wow, like, that dude's

really hot."

[groovy music]



I don't think the

Australian guys are hot at all.

They're like !

And they're strippers.

They're dancers.

Will you guys dance for us?

Please dance for us.

Oh!

We need some music.

Can we get some music going?

[yelps]

Go, daddy, go!

♪ Welcome to the freak show

Oh!

[cheering]

Yes!

Yes!

Aw, what's with him?

What are your names?

What's your name?

[yelping and cheering]

Rub those abs, girl.

Oh, yeah, girl!

I--I think it's just such

a Vegas experience that there's

a stripper dancing on me right

now that has, like, a body like

Channing Tatum.

Oh, yeah!

Being a Mormon girl,

I never said I was perfect.

I'm from South Carolina, like

halfway across the United--

Really, yeah?

Halfway across the other end

of the United States.

Oh, wow.

And living out my young--

my youth and living out m--

every experience I can.

He's from Down Under.

You better go down under, girl.

No.

[all cheering and shouting]

It can help if you hang out

with some Aussies.

Oh, yeah, daddy.

[sneezes]

Bless you.

[sneezes]

both: Bless you.

Doesn't it mean, like, when

you sneeze that you're like that

close to dying or something?

No!

Like your heart stops?

No, it's / of an orgasm.

It feels so good.

Read that in the same...

It really does feel really

good, I love sneezing.

It's like pigs.

What about pigs?

That they have

-minute orgasms.

Oh, [bleep].

I wish I was a pig.

You are, girl, look at you.

[laughter]

[line trilling]

What's up?

What are you doing?

Not [bleep], laying down.

Do you miss me?

Yeah, I miss you

a little bit.

[upbeat music]

Austin is my--

"officially" my boyfriend,

in the sense that

we do not use a title.

Jenna, if you don't get off

that mother[bleep] phone...

That ain't even your boyfriend.

That ain't even your

boyfriend!

If y'all ain't got

no title...

That is just your boy toy.

Get the [bleep] off.

Right now in my life,

Austin is completely

and % my best friend.

Austin, we want to see what

you look like, buddy.

We heard all about you.

Did you hear him?

He's the one that I want to call

anytime anything good happens

to me, anytime anything bad

happens to me.

We were just chilling at the

pool today, and one of the

strippers danced on me.

And he invited us to the show

on Saturday night.

What do you mean?

I'm not telling you anything

that you want to hear.

I'm telling you the truth.

Do what you want to, like,

when the [bleep] comes out,

if I don't want to be with you

I--I won't want to anymore,

you know what I mean?

[dubstep music]



I really care about Austin,

and I really don't want

to hurt him, and I really don't

want to do anything to, like,

mess this up.

So?

So...

Jenna, I will treat you

like Beyoncé.

Oh, Dean said if you--if you

don't start treating me right...

All right, well that's fine.

He's going to--[laughs]

I don't care what Dean said.



What you gu--

what you guys doing?

Stay, don't come over here.

Did you just fart?

[laughter]

She smelled it.

I--I crop-dusted out in front

of that door and you just came

right through it.

[laughs]

Nothing's changed between

Dione and I since we hooked up.

I don't even know if he

likes me, I don't know.

It just kind of happened.

Off this wall, back off this

wall, in that pocket.

[dark electronic music]



Oh!

Not today, brother.

I feel like--like, I don't

know, 'cause he's--I don't know.

It's weird, like, he won't even,

like, look at me anymore.

We're in a house with these,

like, three boys.

Obviously, Dione is not

someone she'd find on--

like, she would hook up with,

that she saw on the street.

Never.

But since we're in a house--

I'd be like, "Who's this

[bleep] weirdo?"

Do you, like,

"like him" like him?

No, we hooked up, once, like

and I would continue to hook up

with him, why not, but, like,

I don't have feelings for him

like that at all, like--

[scoffs]

I don't give a damn how much you

sit here and be like, "I don't

feel, like, nothing for him."

[bleep] you have

a crush on him.

You gave that boy some of

them goodies, girl, you want--

you want them feelings--

Shut the [bleep] up.

No, I don't.

Like, I keep talking a mad

game so y'all can't pull

one over my head.

Stop.

Y'all cannot pull

no fast one over my head.

It's not even like that.



But yeah, dude,

don't regret nothing.

I don't.

I definitely don't.

I just don't want things

to be weird, like.

Yeah.

I just think you should

say something.

Make it a deal, make it--

make it an issue.

Just let him know

straightforward, like, "Look,

yeah, we had sex, you know,

we did this, whatever, but, at

the end of the day, we still got

to spend, like, [bleep]

two months in this house."

It's so awkward.

[laughs] That's the word.

It's awkward.

It's awkward.



I want a birthday lap dance

tonight.

You can get a lap dance.

I want one.

I can go, but I cannot let

any Aussies dance on me.

Like, if you don't want him

to, just say no, but like,

if they do, who cares, it's not

like anyone's gonna be like,

"Holy [bleep], Jenna got danced

on at a strip show?"

Yeah, Austin is going to.

[electronic club music]



Oh, my God!

No, like...

You know I'm coming for you

next, right?

Get--[laughs]

All you girls are mine.

Get your clothes on.

We have to leave.

I'm ready!

[photo snaps]



We are going to see

the Aussie Hunks.

They invited us to come watch

their show.

[cheering and whistling]



Austin's already upset

because I got a lap dance from

a stripper at the pool, and

I'm trying not to cause any more

conflict in our relationship.

Who else we got--

all: Right here!

All right, baby,

come with me.

[imitating Australian]

All right, baby.

♪ Tell me when you buying

♪ New shoes, daddy

♪ I seen all about you

♪ On the news, daddy

♪ When you come through

♪ Give me your Addy

♪ I can give you anything

♪ I can move, daddy



♪ Dance, dance



[indistinct announcer]

♪ Down and dirty

♪ On the floor

I'm purposely sit

in the back so none of them

dance on me.

♪ Down and dirty

No, stop.



♪ Down and dirty

♪ On the floor

Cheers, babe.

[cheering]

Jenna says, "I like that

guy," and I'm like, "On this

girl, her, right here."

No, CeeJai, no, no!

She no good.

No, no.

No!

He, like, grabs my hand,

like, pulls me up on stage,

[cheering]

sits down on top of me

to where I cannot move,

grabs my hand.



I'm like crying inside my head.

Like, it's making me cry right

now because I really didn't want

to do it.

Oh, my God.

[cheering]

It's hilarious, like,

her face is horrified.

This is exactly what I was--

came in here trying to prevent.

[crying]

All I can think about it is

how this is gonna hurt Austin.

This is ruining my life.

[crying]

[dubstep music]

This is ruining my life.

[crying]

I blame my roommates 'cause

they knew my situation.

I did not want to get danced on.

It was fun!

It was entertainment.



No one was trying to be mean.

When I say I don't want to do

something, I don't want to do

it, and it's because

I don't want to do it.

And they just, like,

forced it on me.

[cries]

Let's cross, come on.

It doesn't matter about

Austin, it doesn't matter about

anything, it matters about me

not wanting to do that.



If you don't want to do

something, you got to trust

the fact that you're tough;

and anytime someone puts you in

a situation like that in the

future, next time,

what are you gonna do?

No, tell me, what are you

gonna do?

Like, fight them, like

fight...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What are you gonna say?

I should've, like,

fought him.

You're beautiful, and you

have a look that just says,

"Take advantage of me."

Sometimes you literally have to

yell "no" and run away.

Thanks.

Duh.

World w*r III,

here we come.

She might be sleeping.



How is it that we're always

the last ones up?

What the...

Absolute savages.

[laughs]

That's why.

I know.

Real [bleep] though, like,

I feel like the only reason I

have such a tolerance is 'cause

there's nothing better to do

in Fort Myers.

[laughs]

This is life now.

I'm gonna go back home saying

the weirdest [bleep] and

everyone's gonna be like,

"What?"

Oh, you totally are.

Your Amanda's gonna be

really disappointed too.

Shut up.

What? I mean it.

What's--what's your opinion

about Dione and Amanda?

I--I try to just stay out of

it because it's really none of

my business.

She's coming to visit.

That's fine. I don't care.

But I weirdly

feel bad for Amanda.

I think people already thought

we were gonna hook up, 'cause my

mom's been stalking me for the

past, like, ten days

that I've been here.

"Just keep hooking up

with Dione.

Just don't hook up

with anyone else."

What?

Say it again.

I don't feel like it was

a mistake, but it's like,

I don't want to look like

a wh*re on TV.

I know the feeling.

No, you don't.

You don't care.

What?

You don't care.

Just 'cause I don't care

doesn't mean I don't know.

Yeah.

Good morning, Jenna.

Phone for you.

Okay, so I know last night

happened, whatever.

I don't know what to say with

her, I'm not gonna start no

apologies, no [bleep] 'cause I

don't feel like none of it's

needed.

You didn't--you didn't do

anything wrong.

Right.

She didn't have to do that,

no one was forcing her to do

anything, so...

Right.

That's her own problem.

Right.

I'm not--they just--

She didn't even look at me

this morning, though.

I can--I could tell.

[indistinct conversations]

I'm a loyal person

so I'm emailing Austin

about the other night,

with that stripper

dancing on me.

See, you're giving, like,

way too much here.

[exhales] No.

Like, it sounds--no,

it sounds like you're being

over-dramatic.

Like you're making--

I'm always over-dramatic

about everything,

that's my life.

Like, I just wish none of this

would have ever happened.

And it wasn't even, like, me

that wanted it to happen.

I did not want it to happen.

That's what I went in there

saying, that I didn't want it

to happen.

That's what makes me so

[bleep] mad.

It's crazy that Jenna's not

just enjoying this experience

because she's--in the back of

her mind, she thinks that

she's gonna lose a relationship.

What relationship?

I mean, let's just be real.

And like, everybody else is

just, like, not saying a word

to me and trying to act like I

don't exist because they're not,

like, woman enough to come up to

me and tell me to my face.

No, also, no one else sees

that as a big deal.

Because it's not a big deal

to them, but it is to me.

Well, they don't--

you didn't tell anybody

how it made you feel.

Yeah, I did.

Like, or about entertainment.

That was entertainment.

It was not entertainment.

I don't want to do that kind of

stuff, that's not me.

That was the one thing I didn't

want to happen, and I asked you

guys to let it not happen before

we walked in there.

Like, this, though--

How dare you get upset with

me for a guy dancing on you that

you were not forced to do.

But you come at me wrong?

Oh, b*tch.

You always blaming somebody

for your own grown-a*s

damn actions.

That [bleep] real petty.

[energetic hip-hop music]



[phone ringing]

Really?

Who's this?

Hello.

Hi.

What's up?

Amanda's awesome.

Care about each other a lot.

And I regret having sex

with Kailah.

So I feel like I do need to tell

her everything.

I'm--I hooked up with Kailah

like two nights ago.

I was, uh, in autopilot.

Like, actually, literally,

autopilot.

And, um, we hooked up and then

I pretty much haven't talked to

her s--

What do you mean, you hooked

up with her?

Like you had sex with her?

Yep.

Oh.

You had sex with her.

It's one time, and it--not

interested in her, literally.

One time.

I swear.

One time.

I'm--I have not lied to you

and I will not lie to you.

Uh-huh.

One thing I asked you not to do,

you [bleep] did it.

And the bigger issue is you

living with this girl that now

likes you, and you know how

females are.

As soon as you get intimate

with a man, they go crazy, so...

The worst thing would be if

Kailah, like started getting

attached to me and then, like

just taints like the vibe of the

house for the next couple months

because I'm not attached to her.

So yeah, now at this point,

I'm just gonna--I'm just gonna

stop even like--being pretty

much, friendly towards her.

Just be like, "Yo,

you just do your thing."

So now I'm gonna have to

watch you [bleep] this b*tch

on television?

I don't know. Possibly.

That's--that's awesome.

That's awesome.

[upbeat music]



[phone ringing]

Hello.

Is this Jenna?

Yeah, you can't tell?

No, you sound different.

I don't know, kind of a little

bit different on the phone.

Just to let you know, like,

we like Jenna, she's a little

sweetheart.

What a douchebag of a guy,

Austin, who refuses

to ooVoo her.

That's because he's [bleep]

lame, sorry.

She said, "That's because

he's [bleep] lame."

But he's...

Don't worry, he is [bleep]

lame, we all think so.

Like, Jenna likes him so much

and cares about him, and he

doesn't even want to call her

his girlfriend.

Hello, wake up, like,

obviously this guy doesn't want

to be with you.

Obviously this guy is trying to

control you and he sucks.

If you got a girl like Jenna,

you make her your girlfriend.

Tell her to stop talking

to that guy.

[laughs]

All your friends are probably

saying the same thing, they--

all your friends probably hate

him, too, I guarantee it.

Did he save you from, like,

a car accident or something?

Like, how are you tied

to this dude?

He's just always there for

me, even when my family's not.

Okay, I'm sure there's other

people that would do that too.

Me and my mom, the past

couple years, have had a really

strange relationship.

We have been fighting a lot.

And, like, we lost our house.

And Austin does understand,

and he's always there for me

no matter what.

And I'm so scared of losing

somebody that I care about

because I've lost pretty much

everybody else.

[soulful acoustic guitar music]



Sabrina, hurry the hell up.

Where's my purse?

Ugh.

We got to leave, like,

yesterday, let's go.

Y'all have fun.

We'll be back,

Mommy and Daddy.

Okay.

Bye.

Like, everyone goes out and

gets hammered and, we're like...

[laughs] We stay here.

Race on these hover boards.

Now, I'm not gonna go out

and party every single night

I'm here while we're doing other

activities and while

we have missions.

No.

My mom and my dad, they thought

that once I left the church

that I was just gonna just go

totally, totally nuts, and I did

for a while, but I cannot keep

up drinking all the time.

I've been parenting my mom

and my brother and my sister

for as long as I can remember.

Yeah.

But, um, me and my mom just

fought so much that, like,

sometimes she would kick me out

of the house and I wouldn't have

anywhere to live.

And like, I just got tired of it

so I got like two--ooh.

I got, like, two jobs

and, like, had my own apartment

when I was .

That's crazy.

I moved out when I was too.

The thing--like, my mom, she's

told me so many times like,

"I never want to speak

to you again."

Me too!

And then, like, a month later,

"Hey, just wondering

how you're doing."

I know, like, I--"You know,

I was sitting in the car today

and I heard one of our favorite

songs and..."

Oh, my gosh.

"It made me think of you,

and I just want you to know,

like, you're always gonna be

my little boy,

and I love you so much and..."

"Hey, just wanted to say

'I love you,' and like, 'I miss

you' and just wondering when

you're gonna come by the house."

Oh, yeah.

Anybody who looks at Jenna

and sees just another beautiful

southern girl

is really missing out.

She brings a lot to our house.

[electronic club music]



Just gonna be mesmerized

over him?

I'm not mesmerized,

I think he's cute as [bleep]

sometimes.

You should just go home,

and get naked,

and lay in his bed.

Then he'll be forced

to deal with it.

[laughs]

I think it would feel really,

like, awkward if I did that.

Anything like, "Hey, Kailah

wants to have sex tonight"--

No, don't say that.

Chalk up, bro.

I know, I know.

What's up? What's up?

What are you doing later,

Dione?

Later?

Just wondering.

When Kailah comes on to me,

I kind of just turn a blind eye

and don't really reciprocate

anything back, so...

Maybe Kailah's thinking that

since we hooked up, this could

be like a roommate, like,

comfortable thing with

each other:

when we get drunk, we hook up.

Nothing against her, just don't

plan on doing that again.

It's kind of obvious that

there's not a mutual attraction

anymore.

I have to go home

'cause if I don't...

I'm telling you, just go

and climb in his bed.

No, I can't.

See you when I get upstairs.

Going to bed?

Yeah.

All right, night-night.

She wants the D.

[laughs]

"So, Dione, you have any plans

for later?

What are you doing?"

Uh, drinkin' beer.

[laughs]

I have no idea how Dione

feels about me.

Literally have no idea.

It's kind of embarrassing and

really frustrating and annoying.

[upbeat music]



Hello.

[bleep] my life.

Why?

I don't know.

I feel awkward.

What's awkward, Dione?

I'm just--I'm an awkward

person!

I mean, like, I don't know how

to communicate with--[laughs]

with Dione.

Dude, he's so [bleep]

awkward.

I'm awkward. He's awkward.

Everyone's awkward. I'm awkward.

Everyone's awkward.

Why don't you just

talk to him?

Actually, don't talk to him,

just go f--

just go in his bed naked.

No!

I'm not just gonna lay in his

bed naked and feel awkward

as [bleep].

What if he gets in, he's like,

"Can you get out of my bed?"

Sabrina, I'm so awkward!

Where'd all the toothpaste

go?

I don't know. I'm awkward!



CeeJai, surprise!

Hey, get over here, girl!

Get over here!

We got a surprise

for CeeJai's birthday.

And we're going ATV-ing,

off-roading in the desert.

Oh, yeah!

Push her comfort zone,

it's what we're here for.

[cheering]

I love you guys!

I love you, CeeJai!

That's my stuff!

I live for that.

Whoo!

Hi. How are you?

[rock music]



Dude, it's getting, like,

dark out.

What is going on with the sky?

Yeah!

Four-wheelers!

Oh, yeah!

[shouts]

I am so pumped right now.

Vroom, vroom.

And it is my birthday.

It's her birthday today, bro.

Whoo, whoo, whoo. Thank you.

Yeah, CeeJai.

Hey, if y'all did have

another bigger right hand,

I would appreciate it.

[laughter]

Well, I'm ready.

We're gonna go around, we're

gonna start you guys' bikes up

for you.

Awesome.

You guys are gonna follow him

right on the here.

Hey, so these things, like,

won't flip to the side, right?

You just got to turn into it and

give it gas?

You got to stand up like

this and shift like this...

Yep.

I'm really comfortable riding

four-wheelers 'cause I've been

riding go-karts

and four-wheelers

since I was five years old.

You guys keep your feet on

those foot pegs at all times.

I don't want it catching

somebody's foot.

If it does catch your foot,

it'll either pull you right off

the bike and straight under it

or it will just break your foot.

God, please don't let me fall

and break a bone.

[electronic music]



I'm used to, like, going

through ditches, taking risks,

jumping things

with my four-wheeler.

I almost lost my leg

in a four-wheeler accident

when I was nine years old.

We need to go faster!

I'm just riding right

behind Jenna.

And she just flies off midair

and just smashed

into the ground

and the ATV rolls over her leg.

Oh, [bleep].

Oh, no.

That is not good.

It's Jenna?

I'm good. [laughs]

I just got the wind

knocked out of me.

Let her go.

[laughs]

And I got a rock in me.

Look at D.

My four-wheeler hits

this huge rock and, like, just,

my body, like, just twists.

I get totally cut up.

[engines roaring]

I'm just live.

Got my whole squad behind me.

[motors running]

Oh, my God!

Like I said...

Shut up!

I didn't fall!

I did not fall!

So screw you!

Trash, bro!

You roll like a p*ssy.

You roll like a p*ssy.

Oh, my God.

Just like you was up

getting...

She's trash. She's trash.

For inexperienced riders,

everybody was going faster than

our normal tours.

Really?

Oh, good.

Because that means we go big,

we go fast, we take risks.



All right, thank you so much.

No joke, I lit--literally

that vibrating thingy on that

[bleep] thing, great time.

What?

That's what you were enjoying

the whole time?

Sabrina, you trying to get

your rocks off on a ATV.

Feels good, though.

Hey, happy birthday.

Thank you, big baby.

How are you?

I'm great.

These people love me.

Like, you know like with

everything that we've been

through and everything,

and for me to get in a place

where people,

they haven't experienced

what you experience...

Right.

And they still love you

and adore you.

You know, like, I feel so loved,

I feel so appreciated.

I just feel really good.

Me being here has allowed me to

deal with some of my emotional,

um--

emotional distress that I've had

with me losing my parents.

Oh, it's a baby picture of me

or a picture of me

when I was little?

Being here has allowed me to

just face it, because I don't

have school to distract me from

it, I don't have work to

distract me from it.

Well, all right, I'll talk to

y'all later, I love you.

All right, love you too.

All right, bye.

I wouldn't be here if it wasn't

for my parents.

So not being able to contact

them, it hurts a lot.

[laughs] Look, like,

my boob is hanging out, like,

what the [bleep], man?

Oh.

[knocking]

Get in here!

Come here, come here,

come here.

Come here!

I miss my mom.

[indie pop music]



♪ I'm not afraid of emotion

♪ But I'm just like an ocean

♪ I'll rise up

♪ To kiss your toes

♪ But when the moon tugs

♪ It's time to go

I miss my pictures,

like, I want to go

where you've gone

because I want to learn about

you and, like, who you are,

and, like, see, like,

how far you've come because

I know you're the strongest

person I've ever met.

Your mom would be so

[bleep] proud of you.

She would.

[laid-back rock music]



Did she actually say what

kind of cake she wanted, 'cause

I kind of want to get my own

kind of cake.

I don't give a [bleep].

And like, just be like,

"Here, happy birthday."

It's the thought that counts.

[laughter]



Hey, do you guys have cakes?

Yeah, like a birthday cake

for a birthday.

No, we don't.

[bleep].

Okay, here's what's gonna

happen, if they have cake mix,

you guys are gonna have to

make it while we're at

the hair salon.

We're gonna make a mess.

We have, we have cake mix.

We do?

We do, and we have frosting

and all that stuff, it's just...

You know this cake's gonna be

made of beer, right?

Beer cake.

I'm--we're serious.

You guys.

It's gonna have beer in it.

It's got to.

Don't put beer in the cake.

Just trust--no, if we

already got the mix,

then we're good.

All right--

Wait, but do we have

everything that we need?

We have eggs?

There's frosting--no.

Oh, no, we don't have eggs.

Okay, do we have oil

and water?

We have the olive oil, Jenna.

Okay, well, we'll need eggs.

Not olive oil, we have

vegetable oil.

[laughs]

[rock music]



Where's Jenna?

Jenna's outside.

She's sleeping.

Wake her a*s up.

[laughs]

Oh, my gosh.

You passed out.

What?

We're gonna go--

In, like, minutes

when she goes to go to

Container Park.

You guys have to make her

the cake.

We're gonna try and stall, and

you make it as quick as you can.

You're gonna have us

as assistants.

Okay?

Okay.

You got it?

Cool, okay.

So...

[laughs]

Soon, girl.



Y'all, I'm getting

the elevator.

Hit the elevator, I'm ready.

Bye, girls.

Bye.

Let's see.

Do we have a measuring cup?

Of course not.

Of course we don't.

Even though I kind of do hate

CeeJai a little bit for what she

did the other night,

I really do have a big heart

so I will help them

make this cake.

Cup of water,

just use beer cup.

It has to go by measurement.

Yeah, cup of water.

This is a cup and this is water.

[hip-hop music]



Shout-out to Jenna.

She's coming through

in the clutch.

Me and Dione were there

for just uh, emotional support.

I slaved over that cake.

So CeeJai better love this cake.

The cake is done.

[electronic pop music]



CeeJai!

Come on, Ceej.

Happy birthday.

You are one lucky girl

tonight, my friend.



Oh, yes.



It's my birthday!



Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.



This night at the club

is making me realize that

I got a lot more people

behind me than what I thought.



Even though I'm missing

my parents,

these people are like my family

right now.



I just, I feel so loved.

♪ We're not alone

♪ We're not alone

♪ We're not alone



♪ We're not alone

[dial tone]

I'm trying to call Austin

because I just really need to

know what's going on

in my relationship

for me to be able

to concentrate on anything

at this point.

[line trilling]

Your call has been forwarded

to an--

[dial tone]

[line trilling]

Your call has been forwarded--

[dial tone]

[line trilling]

Your call has been forwarded--

Your call has been forwarded

to an auto--

Your call has been forwarded--

Your call has been forwarded

to an automatic voice--

This is just super

frustrating.

[electronic pop music]



What do you want to do

for your birthday?

Go to the strip club.

Okay, well maybe we go to the

strip club for Kailah's...

All right.

I want to go to the good

strip club, though.

Crazy Horse III's

the naughty one.

No, the one with the pools.

I wasn't allowed in last time

I went there.

Why, you got kicked out?

We were too rowdy.

Okay, well, maybe

we shouldn't go there, then.

No, that was me

and my friends, I mean,

we can keep it together.

[R&B music]



♪ Hey, I didn't mean hello

♪ I was just having fun and

♪ Drank a bit too much

Austin is not

responding to me.

It's kind of, like, worrying me.



Coming on this show,

all my intentions were to not do

anything to embarrass him

or make him feel like

I disrespected him.

♪ I had it all

He's my best friend, and for

him not to want to talk to me

hurts even worse.

♪ But, baby, I really

♪ Messed up this time

That whole night, like, keeps

replaying in my head, like,

how I could have, like,

prevented it.

I just don't know how else

I could have prevented it,

and it just makes me hate Kailah

and CeeJai even more.

♪ No, I just can't fix

♪ The wrong I've done

♪ I guess I learned

♪ The hard way

What are you doing?

Nothing.

Just laying here.

Thinking?

Yeah.

I feel like I just want to

fight someone.

No, you're not.

I really do, I just want to

punch someone in the face.

Want to punch...

Like...

Punch my hand?

And get all your--

No, I want to punch someone

who really matters,

like Kailah, CeeJai too.

Well, you got to live with

them for three more months.

Then these three months

is gonna be miserable for them,

'cause anytime I see them

and anytime I get the chance,

I will, like, make their

life miserable.

I think what you really need

to think about is less about,

like, what these two girls did

in jest; and the fact that your

relationship that you're in

right now isn't built on trust,

so what is it built on?

Like, I'm just tired...

I'm going to leave you

with that.

Of everybody, like telling

me...

[laughs]

What my relationship

consists of.

Y'all aren't in it.

Y'all are not in

my relationship so you

don't know what it consists of.

You don't know anything about it

so just stop telling me

what it is and what it isn't

'cause I know what it is.

And what they did was bitchy

beyond belief.

But they didn't see it as

bitchy, Jenna.

Because they're b*tches.

When you're a b*tch...

N, they weren't trying

to be mean.

You don't see that as bitchy.

I had nothing to do with the

other night, but okay.

Dude, your "relationship" and

the [bleep] that you do, Jenna,

has nothing to do with me.

That was you.

You [bleep] up,

not me.

[sighs] Grow up, Jenna.

You need to grow up and stop

being a b*tch to everybody.

Okay, you're right.

[instrumental R&B music]



I wake up and my neck

is like k*lling me.

There's like a sharp pain,

I can't move my neck.

My neck is really swollen.

Dude, is it not your collar--

you didn't break your

collarbone, did you?

No, my collarbone's

right here.

I don't know what this is,

it's like a huge--

like, you see it?

Well, I mean, you did get

ran over by an ATV.

Oh, my God, it's so tight.

And it's like

I can't even move my neck.

I can only move my neck

like this far.

No, that's--you need to go

to the hospital.

Yeah.

I've been trying to tough it

out, but it's kind of getting

serious at this point,

and I feel like I need to, like,

tell somebody, go to the

doctor, and get it checked out.

Bye, Jenna.

Bye.

And have a great, uh,

appointment, kid.

Thanks.



I just got back from the

doctor's office

and they gave me some medicine.

Hey, cr*pple!

How you doing?

Hey.

I'm all right.

They were just like,

my muscle is, like,

really inflamed

and really swollen.

But they're not gonna, like,

let me do any strenuous activity

this week.

And, like, if we have a mission,

then I don't know what that

means, like, like I really don't

want to go home.

If Jenna can't participate

in the next mission,

I hope they just send her home.

[rock music]

Just drink more beer, Jenna.



Here we go, plunge.

Plunge.

Yeah!

Let's go, let's go--

who wants to push it?

I want to.

Give me a diaper.

Give me a diaper!

I'm ready to [bleep] my pants.

Let's go!

Underwater.

I don't want to be taken

underneath the water.

Kind of get, like,

a fear b*ner.

I feel like I can take on

anything, man.

[heart beating rapidly]

Beep-beep-beep.

Let's go, let's go, water,

I love water.

I'm pretty pumped.

[flying and crashing sounds]

Like let's go.

Get me out there now.

I think we're gonna be diving

off of something.

It's probably gonna be

something gnarly.

In my mind, everything we do

is gonna involve jumping off of

something, because I'm scared to

[bleep] to do that.

I mean, I can, I can jump in

the water, just don't put me

underneath.

I really hope we don't have

to dive headfirst, like, 'cause

I like holding my nose.

[laughs]

You hold it like this.

It's honestly better to dive

when you're at a high--when

you're, when you're jumping off

high things.

'Cause you can, like, aim where

you're going more.

Then I'm really gonna break

my neck, I'm gonna be like--

You didn't break your neck.

You strained it.

No, I'm saying I'm really

gonna break it if I do this.

I know Jenna's hurt, but this

is "Go Big or Go Home."

If she can't complete

the next mission,

she may have to go home.

This episode of

"Real World" continues now.

[upbeat electronic music]



Y'all, where the [bleep]

are we going right now?

Yo, where the [bleep] are we?

I'm just really confused

right now.

This is the desert.

Where can we plunge?

We're going over there

'cause I see people.

Awesome, The-Blob!

We're doing The-Blob!

What is The-Blob?

Oh, my God!

In fat camp, when you jump

off and you fly in the air.

Oh, and you fly!

Oh, that's gonna be awesome.

I want to go on The-Blob

as many times as I can.

And then one more.

Oh, [bleep].

Oh, [laughs]

It's about to go d-nown.

This may be like the only amount

of water that's here.

This is about to be awesome.

Welcome.

all: Whoo!

So, Jenna, can you

come up here, please?

Oh, little girl.

[laughs]

Come on, little girl.

So Jenna, you are not gonna

be allowed to participate in

this mission due to the injury

to your neck,

per the doctor's orders, okay?

Okay.

Oh, my God,

is she about to go home?

I really like Jenna and I do

not want her to go home.

Send her home!

She got to go!

Okay, so...

I'm going home.

Next on "Real World"...

This is my thing, this is

jungle boy swag right here.

I'm feeling extreme pain.

I may have to go home.

I'm very good at just

pretending like I don't care,

but this is kind of hurting

my feelings a little bit.

>>Shut the [bleep) up!

Am I done talking or not?