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30x07 - All the King's Women

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Real World". Aired: May 21, 1992 – August 29, 2019.*
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30x07 - All the King's Women

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Previously onReal World...

Hey, I'm struggling a

little bit with Madison.

I feel like she could be my

type, like, I fall for.

[doorbell rings]

Wait, wait, wait.

I'm here to see Tony.

Oh, mother[bleep].

I just had sex with Madison.

Someone's here?

My ex-girlfriend walks

through the door.

Now what?

This is changing the whole

entire game.

You can't predict who's coming.

I can't believe

you came up here.

Tony is taken.

Tony is not the person I

thought he was.

[doorbell rings]

Hi!

Hi, who are you?

I'm Tony's ex.

Uh-oh.

How awkward, right?

Oh, my God.

Oh!

[laughs]

Alyssa, Tony's

other ex-girlfriend.

This is way worse than my week.

Who the hell is coming

for me?

He, like, plays with

girls' emotions.

Tony is a smooth,

smooth talker.

What's up, guys?

Thank you.

Whoo-hoo!

Ouch!

Don't know how to handle

that one, huh?

Now I'm expecting

the fireworks to start.

If anyone wanted an acting

career out of this,

then being in front of

production will get

y'all somewhere.

What?

Hate me.

We were together basically

half my life.

Hate me.

I don't like you playing him.

Hate me.

I still love him.

We were together

for a really long time.

She kind of gets me, you know?

♪ All the people

♪ In the house

♪ Put 'em up like what ♪



[doorbell rings]

Surprise!

Oh, my God!

Get the [bleep] out of here.

[overlapping shouting]

♪ Back in my mind

♪ I know I'm better off alone ♪

♪ I'll leave you be ♪

♪ Hey

Glad I got to

see you, though.

[laughs]

[kisses]

I'm kissing Alyssa,

and I know I shouldn't.

♪ Yeah

♪ I'll leave you be ♪

It's comfortable.

We know each other like a book.

Oh, don't even.

♪ I'm just chillin' ♪

♪ That's all I ever do ♪

Because they don't even know

each other, you know?

Let's see how Tony does this.

I like how the sent one and

then let you know they can

send two.

I really don't know what the

producers are up to, but

whatever you guys are doing,

please keep it rolling.

I am highly entertained.

Well, it's gonna get real

nasty this weekend, boy.

I just want to sit in the

corner and watch and laugh.

Hey, you ever feel like

you're in a circus and

you're, like, juggling?

Yeah, this is, like,

one of those situations.

It's one of those situations.

For you. Not for me.

I think it's hilarious.

You know what?

That's how I've been

looking at everything.

It's just comical.

Hey, Elizabeth.

Hey, queen bee always wins.

Hey, princess.

Princess.

Oh, she's nervous.

Okay, so...

She's scared of me.

The big, bad queen.

Whatever you say.

Just think happy thoughts.

Queen bee.

Wait, no. Queening.

[laughs] Yeah, Tony,

we heard all about it.

Awkward.

I got my ex-girlfriend, my

first love, and the girl I'm

sleeping with all in the house

right now.

In a perfect world,

maybe I could have, like,

all three of them.

Oh, hell, I can already tell

how this is about to go.

It might be a little

too much for T-Raines.

Go juggle.

Juggle them ba*ls.

You're real good at it.

Cradle 'em.

Hey, can I get

the mic to shower?

To shower?

Yeah, 'cause if I'm gonna

deal with these dirty girls, all

right, I'm gonna have to

be clean myself.

Please.

All right.

All right.

I think it's

[bleep] hilarious.

We're good. We're--

Cheers.

Tony boy.

For some reason, Tony wants

three girls all at once,

which I'm pretty sure is only

seen in pornos.

Good gosh.

This is what happens when you

multiply talk to a bunch

of people.

Oh, [bleep]!

Let's ask him. Let's ask him.

Naked already?

Hey, do you want to go have

drinks tonight?

Yeah.

Can we, like, leave her

here, though?

Huh?

Can we leave her here?

I don't know.

Let me take a shower.

Come on.

You're so stressed out, Tony.

Tony's so stressed out.

Notice how Madison's

jumping in?

Stop blowing her kisses.

It's creeping me out.

For real, though.

[bleep] weirdo.

Nobody wants you, Tony.

Elizabeth does.

Hey, you want to hear

something that's really

[bleep] up, though?

He tried to take Elizabeth to my

bed when I wasn't in there.

No, that was [bleep] up.

And that's why we left.

You've been playing with

people's emotions, and that's

why you're in this situation.

You're in this situation.

You wouldn't be in it if you

weren't playing with emotions.

It's what you do.

You can't be talking to her

and [bleep] me on the side.

It was when me and her were

broke up.

No, you weren't.

Y'all were together at Brady's.

Yes, we were broken up.

Okay, well, then

it is what it is.

That's not my fault she's here.

I feel like I'm being thrown

in the doghouse, and it's just

like a [bleep] show.

It's your fault.

You can't play everybody.

You're the person who got

this to where it is.

Well, what do you

want me to do?

There's nothing you can do--

Don't b*tch about it.

[laughs]

That's so [bleep].

Don't b*tch about what you

got yourself into.

You did this.

Madison, shut the [bleep] up!

I'm pissed off at Madison

because she has no right

to be involved in

someone else's drama.

It's almost like she's

attacking Tony 'cause

she won't do it alone.

She's helping someone else

attack him.

This is their issue, not yours.

Get the [bleep] out

of their problem.

Why are you

gonna yell at me?

Because this is their issue.

Let them beef it out.

You need to shut the [bleep] up.

I can have an

outsider's opinion.

This has nothing to do

with you, so stop putting

[bleep] oil on the fire.

Madison, she does

have a point.

She got a point, yo.

And I will say this only

[bleep] once.

You really are. Stop.

It's not your fight, Madison.

Okay.

I think it's obnoxious for

Violetta to come up to me and

yell at me.

I don't feel like it's

anybody else's choice to tell me

when and where to speak and try

to kind of scold me for

a situation.

I just had to

get it off my chest.

I'm sorry.

I'm not trying to be mean.

I was together with him for a

really long time.

Like, I will always care

about him.

How long is long?

Nine years.

Whoa.

Okay?

A long time.

A long time.

[sighs]

[bleep].

I know.

Even though Tony's my

ex-boyfriend right now,

I want to be able to be there

for him, because obviously we

still have feelings

for each other.

It's weird.

I just--I mean, I could

handle it in Hammond.

But now y'all just brought this

to a national level.

That's not--

What the [bleep]?

This is not us.

No. This is not us.

This is just really a

frustrating situation, and it's

just really aggravating.

Yeah.

No way I'm gonna be able

to come out the winner.

All is fair in love and w*r.

Exactly.

If he does something,

I'm gonna do it too.

You're a little

spiteful thing.

Game on.

I'm just gonna watch.

I can't apparently speak

anymore, 'cause I get screamed

at if I decide to speak.

The thing is is, like, I don't

really talk about how I feel

that often--I hold it all in--

and so, like, if I find

a moment to say something,

I say it in that moment.

I think you need to, like,

stick up for yourself a little

bit more, maybe.

Yeah, I know.

All right. Let's do this.

Let's go!

Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh.

Get in there.

[dance music]



I think Sylvia's

very attractive.

She has a beautiful smile, but

she also has a beautiful soul.

I've been thinking about

taking her out.

Tony. [laughs]

Tony would probably hit on a

tree if he had enough

shots of tequila.

Oh, my God.

Maybe kissing on another girl in

the club, but I feel like it's

the best thing for me to do to

avoid fighting with the three

that I have in the house.

Tony definitely has

an addiction,

and it's women.

Why?

Tony, for you to be

flirting with girls is

disrespectful as hell.

If I got a weakness,

if I got a kryptonite,

it's women.

Especially beautiful women

that are attractive and...

that are sweet.

I like Madison.

I think she's a beautiful girl.

I think she's a beautiful soul.

I can't help it.

I do like Tony, especially if

there's alcohol involved.

So terrible.

So terrible.

What?

He just kissed Madison.

I get jealous.

I want to cut your face off

or make out with him.

Hey!

Alyssa takes it to the level

where she gets so crazy over me,

she's getting in Madison's face.

I'm worried to death.

You can't [bleep] play with

everybody's emotions, Tony.

I like a man that can handle

the dishes.

Temptation.

I will [bleep] ruin you.

You want to get in my [bleep]

face, Violetta?

No!

You need to grow the [bleep]

up, Tony.

You're a man child.

You, like, get off

to playing people.

That's your [bleep] problem.

Get it to-[bleep]-gether.

You're years old.

It doesn't matter!

It does matter!

When I'm ready to get it

together, I will!

Okay, well, you can't [bleep]

play with everybody's

emotions, Tony.

That's why you get in the

situations you're in.

Tony's in a

[bleep] predicament.

Tony, drop the ex-girlfriends,

keep banging Madison,

stop being an idiot.

Like, seriously, the reason I

[bleep] hate this girl isn't

even because of her, it's

because you're a

[bleep] d*uche bag--

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, Elizabeth.

This is God telling

you that...

Do not put your hands

on my mouth.

But I'm just saying you can't

[bleep] suck face with her and

me and everybody else in the bar

and then expect everything

to be peaches and cream.

It don't work like that.

I'm at the point where I

don't know what else to do.

Lose-lose situation.

I'm [bleep].

Okay?

Both exes, lot of stress,

it's hard to deal with

right now.

Stop!

Tony's probably punching

holes in things right now.

I hear him.

He doesn't know how to handle

himself in this situation.

Let him do what he

needs to do.

Hey, how about this?

How about that?

Tony.

Tony, stop.

Stop.

Tony, you're gonna have to pay

for this [bleep].

We have to pay for that

[bleep], Tony.

Who cares?

No, I got to.

Well, guess what.

No, I'm paying for it right now

with my [bleep] life.

Hey. Stop.

It felt good.

I'm sorry, it felt good,

and I kind of--

I needed to do that.

The situation is weird.

It's not even weird anymore;

Tony has a problem.

I'm .

I've been with this dude

for nine years.

She'll be .

I'm just about to turn .

I know his in-and-outs,

his every [bleep] move,

I know what he's gonna do.

You deserve better than all

of the--so do I.

No, I do. I do.

I know that I do,

but Tony is a player.

No, he's not.

Tony has no titles

to any woman in the house.

He has no title

to a woman at home.

He has no title in

Chicago, period.

None of you guys

were with him.

I was with him!

Lived though it.

I'm sorry, but he's not

[bleep] moved on.

Are you kidding me?

Let's go outside.

Oh, God. Thank you.

Dude, I know.

Could y'all even imagine

this [bleep]?

Dude, this [bleep] ain't, like,

the easiest [bleep] cake walk

for me, you know what I mean?

I'm not saying what I would

have done differently in your

shoes, because I've never been

in your shoes to even say what I

would have done different--

wait, wait, Madison,

Madison, please--

I really need water

and a cigarette.

Here's a lighter.

Look, we talking.

I saw a shift in the night, and

it happened on the way home.

That's all I can say.

It's just--it's stupid.

They was attacking Tony for no

[bleep] reason.

Tony was getting pissed off, and

they was just c*ck-blocking

him and being b*tches.

Listen, I thought--dude,

man, I really just want it

to be us, y'all.

It's all good, but--

the only reason I'm mad is--

I'm mad that you put yourself in

that position to hurt yourself.

That's why I'm mad.

At the end of the day,

we're gonna look out for who?

Our mans, Tony.

I understand where he's

coming from.

Jason does have my back,

and it makes me feel good.

If I was sober,

I couldn't do this, because

you'd be like, "Jason..."

J, J, I love you so much.

Dude. Hey, move.

J, I love you!

J!

I feel this is the perfect

time to open up and tell Sylvia

how I feel.

Listen, listen, listen,

listen, listen.

I planned for us to

go salsa on Tuesday.

[gasps]

Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

Just me and you.

'Cause you're beautiful.

Your smile, your image,

your personality.

J, stop.

J, you don't even know me.

I want to.

Like, I am a violent person.

I don't care about you

being violent.

I am, though.

I'm so violent.

I don't care about--

I'm crazy.

And you really probably

need to realize that.

But, Sylvia, I'm crazy too.

Wait, hey, wait, hey, wait.

Oh, wait till your

surprise comes.

Wait till your

surprise comes.

V, you might punch through

this [bleep].

Oh, you're gonna punch a

hole through her?

I will be, hands down,

the biggest [bleep] [bleep]

in the house.

Mark me for it.

You talk to my girl, you're

gonna [bleep] wish that you

never came in this

[bleep]damn house.

When you tried to talk [bleep]

on him in the shower when he was

fighting with his ex--

I wasn't, though.

I was speaking my truth

that I had in that moment.

You have no [bleep]

truth, though.

All you are is a

fair-[bleep]-weather friend.

When my skeleton comes, I think

that Madison would become

friends with my enemies because

Madison's doing the same thing

that she did with the first

skeleton, where they're

buddy-buddy, like, best friends.

No offense.

I'll be real right now.

I think you are the most fakest

[bleep] [bleep] inside the

house, [bleep].

You're [bleep], [bleep].

You're bull[bleep].

[bleep] you.

If you ever [bleep]damn get in

my face again, I promise you I

will [bleep] ruin you.

I've never gotten in

your face.

When they come

into the house--

Not one time have I ever

gotten in your face.

Listen. Before I--Listen!

Do you want me to get in--

b*tch, you want to get

in my [bleep] face?

You want to get in

my [bleep] face?

Try me! Try me!

No!

You want to get in my [bleep]

face, Violetta?

You want to get in my face?

I laid eyes on you, and I

had a small crush like I was in

middle school.

[laughs] Stop.

You're beautiful, baby.

Violetta--

[overlapping shouting]

Let's go! Let her go!

Let her go!

Let's go!

[bleep].

Come on.

[bleep].

Are you kidding me?

Come on, go.

[bleep].

Go outside.

You girls look pathetic.

It's disgusting.

You have no class the second

you cross that line.

I didn't get in anyone's

[bleep] face!

You [bleep] [bleep]

touch her like that.

You never touch her!

I didn't get in anyone's

[bleep] face!

What the [bleep]

just happened?

Are you okay?

Tony!

V, are you okay?

Stop.

Come here, come here.

Stop. It's me. Stop. Breathe.

What happened?

What happened, bro?

Stop. Stop, stop, stop.

Stop. Come on. Come on.

No, no, no.

I'm realizing, Madison cries,

it makes me want to cry.

You know?

'Cause I care for the girl

so much.

She's a sweetheart.

She really is.

You okay?

You all right?

Where's that b*tch at?

Come on.

Get over here.

No.

Stop!

Sylvia came out of nowhere, just

puts Madison in a rear naked

choke hold.

She was clearly in the wrong.

V was in her face, escalating

the whole situation

the whole time.

They was fighting.

She was in her face

the whole time.

Don't escalate the situation.

I didn't escalate

the situation.

Can I let you go?

I told you, nobody will

touch Violetta.

Can I let you go?

Yes.

I don't give a [bleep].

Lay hands on me.

Listen, I got a broken nose.

Knock it back into place.

Knock it in place.

Love it.

Why do they want

to fight me, Tony?

Like, I don't even

want to fight.

Come on, please,

let's go talk about it.

No.

Please?

I don't want

to talk about it.

I don't like to get physical

like that, but you're not gonna

get in my friend's face.

My opinion about Madison has

changed significantly.

I don't like her.

Can I sit right here?

Do you mind?

Do you mind if I sit right here?

No, please go sit over there.

You want me to sit

over there?

Yes, please.

I'll sit over there.

I don't want anybody by me.

All right.

Sylvia, I care about you to the

point that--

J, I told you from day one,

you do not [bleep] with V,

and all I saw was Madison in V's

face regardless.

I told you guys...

Sylvia, I know that you--

I'm super protective

over my friends.

Sylvia, I remember

what you told me.

But you need to chill right now,

because the rage you have in

your heart--it's rage from the

past that's built on what's

going on right now.

You need to relax.

Okay. You're right.

I may have been wrong, 'cause I

would have k*lled Madison.

I really would have, if--so--

Everything is in

control inside.

I don't know who pulled me

off of her, but I would have

k*lled her if I had a chance.

Everything is in control

inside, correct?

This fight made me realize that

Sylvia has a lot of anger built

up in her.

There's some things that she

need to work on as a person.

I feel sorry for her, though.

The problems and the demons

that she wrestling with,

she got to let go.

Tony.

Don't be fake!

That's so annoying!

That's why I called her out

at the bar earlier.

You good?

You're going to sleep?

Everybody,everybody better

be [bleep] good.

Everybody better be good

with Madison!

Not good. Never be good.

Well, V, you might

need to be, okay?

Absolutely not.

Man, just chill out.

That b*tch got herself

in her own situation!

Yo, look, girls, why

the [bleep] would y'all fight?

It's the fake stuff, man.

Yo, listen.

You did this--

Thug life. Thug life.

One life. [bleep] her.

Yo, Madi.

You good?

We're all adults here.

Why are we acting this way?

Just go to sleep.

We'll talk about this

tomorrow morning.

I've never been in a fight in

my entire life, and, like,

I'm extremely upset right now.

You ready to go

to sleep or what?

Yes, please.

I feel violated.

That's not okay.

It's just me.

It's just me.

I feel alone out here, and...

It's been wearing on me.

I'm going--I'm probably--

No, but I need you.

I need you. I [bleep] need you.

Tony, I'm probably

going to leave.

You are, huh?

Yeah.

Ah, man, you know, this--

this sucks.

What am I gonna do?

I don't want her to leave.

Tony, I'm probably

going to leave.

You are, huh?

Yeah.

Madison--I want to console

her, I want to make her

feel better.

I'm trying to get her

to stay here.

[bleep] no. Uh-uh.

Don't let them win.

Don't let them win.

Tony, I don't--

Do not let them win.

No, Tony.

I don't care

if they think they won.

I probably will.

If you leave, I don't know

what the [bleep] I'm gonna do.

Tony likes to protect me.

He doesn't judge me, and, like,

he relates to me on, like,

a different level.

Good night, Ton'.

I need you to

come talk to me.

Ohh.

Are you drunk and [bleep]?

Okay, I think Madison's okay.

I think she's all right now.

I got to take Elizabeth away.

I got to go make her

feel better now.

You're pretty sexy.

Bruno.

Do you know where Tony is?

No?

I don't know where he is either.

I really feel like I'm

skating on thin ice.

I know it's wrong to hook up

with Elizabeth, especially with,

you know, Madison and Alyssa

in the house,

but temptation was too

great to fight.

Where the [bleep] is Tony?

Dead.

Dead?

I mean, he really might be,

but it's starting to--oh!

Ohh.

Damn.

How was that?

Emotional.

Awkward?

What's up?

You can't play everybody.

Eventually, everyone

catches on.

Why do you think you're

addicted to women?

Yeah, I don't know what

my problem is.

I can't stop being me.

And, you know, I guess

it's my own fault.

But now the situation--

it's definitely awkward.

All right.

Well, on this note, Jason,

you want to snuggle?

Apparently, Tony's already got

his bed full with a

situation, so...

No comment.

It's a situation with your

"why not" tattoo, huh?

You walk away, p*ssy?

Can't handle it?

Hey, get it while you can.

It'll only last

a couple more days.

Phew. Temptation.

Tony, better get your queen.

She's messing with the

wrong knight.

I like a man that can handle

the dishes.

Yeah, yeah, I cook and do

everything else.

[laughs]

Right?

Yeah.

So I got an angel on my right

shoulder saying, "No, Jason.

You know, bro code, dude.

Bro code.

Don't do anything, man.

It's not worth it."

But then the devil on the left

shoulder is telling me,

"She got a big butt, man.

That's a juicy booty, bro."

Phew.

What to do?

What's up, beautiful?

What's up, gorgeous?

Did last night happen?

For real?

[laughs]

Jason is my boy,

but he's trying to snuggle me,

he, like, rubbed my back, but I

was like, "Uh-uh, I don't do

this whole hooking-up nonsense.

It's not gonna happen."

I cannot believe they got into a

fight, though.

I'ma just chill on that

topic, 'cause it's gonna be

brought up anyway.

[indistinct conversation]

She was in your face, and I

go like this--boom!

I don't remember that at all.

Yeah, I definitely think

you took her to the ground.

I did, I did.

No, you didn't.

It's scary to be, like,

manhandled like that

and thrown around.

I did a facepalm.

You did the little face--

My ultimate move

that I hate you.

I saw her in your face, and

my immediate is be protective

over my friend.

Like, that's--I would be

the same way back at home.

I know, and I honestly hate

people that play victim.

And the whole time I'm yelling

at her, she starts to cry.

I'm feeling like Violetta and

Sylvia are trying to kind of

justify their actions,

which is so wrong.

I wasn't mad.

I was honestly disappointed.

Like...

The thing is, Nicole...

Sylvia, I swear to God,

I looked at you like--

I'm just disappointed

that it got to that

level with both of youse.

The thing is...

It's disgusting.

Every single girl in the house

that fought like that,

you look pathetic.

You're not gonna get in

nobody's face, especially if I

care about you.

I care about you.

If she would have got in

your face, I would have

done the same thing.

And it's how it is,

and you're not tough.

Don't act like you're tough.

She knows she's not.

I know, but don't

act like it.

Don't puff up like you are.

Like Superwoman.

'Cause you're not.

I am Superwoman.

Go ask Jason.

Jason, you think I'm Superwoman?

Wonder Woman, baby.

'Cause you wonderful, baby.

I am Superwoman.

Get physical.

I've never been physical

in my entire life.

That was my first fight.

Whether it's a fight or not--

I don't remember this fight.

Where was I during this fight?

I don't know, but I

got put in a choke hold.

I think me and

her were sleeping.

I got put in a [bleep]

choke hold.

You have something

on your tooth.

Get it. Get it off.

Okay. Come here.

There you go.

Is it cinnamon?

Yeah. You're good.

I decided to go talk to

Elizabeth, just because I feel

like I have no one to talk to,

and I've been through a lot.

I probably said I didn't like

you in the heat of the moment,

but, like, you know, I try to

see the good in everyone.

Like, that's just how I am.

I always try to look on the

bright side, you know?

I know who I am back home.

Like, out here, though, it's

like, I'm really uncomfortable

in my own skin.

This is, like, a growing

experience for me out here.

I am completely okay with the

situation with you and Tony

and with him and Alyssa,

because ultimately, I decided

that I did not want to be in a

relationship with him, and he

would respect that if we were in

a relationship.

I had to be true to myself and,

like, be okay with it,

and I came to peace with it.

And it was difficult,

because I do care about him,

and I know that he has to--

And that's why I

apologized to you.

And I respect, like,

that you decided that,

even though you messed up

and you made that decision,

because he's very manipulating.

So you can be real, Madison.

But that's why, like, when

Alyssa is constantly like,

"Y'all are gonna [bleep],"

and it's just like--

you know, if it happens--

That's 'cause she doesn't--

That's because she is

in that mind-set of--

No, she's upset, and she's

emotional, and she doesn't know

how to deal with the

situation either.

You just seem like

such a good person.

You're really easy to talk to.

[laughs]

Thank you.

For the first time,

I am seeing a different

side of Elizabeth.

She's listening, and she's

relating to my situation.

You're gonna make it

through this, girl.

Oh, I need a drink.

I need some wine and tampons

ASAP.

It's all right.

[phone rings]

Hello?

Hi, Sylvia?

Yeah.

It's Jim.

I'm not sure all of you have a

clear sense of what went down

last night and how serious it

got with this fight,

so we posted a video clip

in your computer.

I want you to gather all the

roommates and take a look at it.

Okay.

Okay?

Okay.

Thank you.

Guys, we have to all go watch

a video in the computer room.

It was about the fight.

Cut!

There's a video

that we need to see.

I don't like being scolded.

I have a very eerie feeling that

this is not gonna be good.

Hey, I'm just chilling.

Listen.

I had your back for [bleep]

three weeks.

I had it.

[all laughing]

Nicole is chilling.

Look at Nicole!

That was [bleep].

This isn't funny!

This isn't funny!

This is not a funny matter.

Have I ever gotten

in your face?

Listen, before--Listen!

Do you want me

to get in your--

b*tch, you want to get in my

[bleep] face?

You want to get in my

[bleep] face?

That's that face, man.

Want to get in my [bleep]

face, Violetta?

Stop!

No, hey, oh, oh!

Stop!

Get the [bleep] off her.

Get the [bleep]

off her right now.

Don't [bleep] touch her.

Let's go! Let her go!

Let's go!

Stop!

That's disgusting.

You girls should be

ashamed of yourselves.

Like, do you see how you look

to all of us?

It took me five years

to not be that person,

and that disgusting look

on my face--

that, like, smirk.

That's disgusting.

Congratulations.

Like, come on.

No, you're right.

I don't regret what I said,

but I definitely do feel bad

about the facepalm.

But that wasn't even, like,

your signature move, that was

like a face slam.

I'm not sorry, because I

would have done it back at home.

So--

[mutters]

Madi, you held your ground.

You had V.

Congratulations, Madison.

You actually stood up

for yourself.

It was actually Violetta

that started the entire thing.

So V definitely needed

to apologize.

She was in the wrong.

I wasn't.

I didn't know what

was going on.

Like, that's something that

you do when you're, like,

White Tr*sh.

Well...

it happened.

It's real.

It's probably gonna be

on national TV.

I should have never hit you.

Like, that was, like, a really

low thing of me to do.

Like, that was--that's something

that I think is disgusting.

Yeah, but you felt good about

it afterward, though.

No, I didn't.

You were smiling.

But yeah, you're right,

I felt like I got--

put my point across.

The whole thing with Madison

just drives me insane.

Even if she can forgive me,

I can't forgive myself.

You're % right.

Should I have laid hands on you?

Absolutely not.

I'm a [bleep] piece of [bleep].

That's something that I make fun

of people for, when they get

into fights, and the fact that I

did it myself is extremely

immature and disgusting.

Hey, man, how about them

mother[bleep] oysters?

I can't wait to try--

Can't wait to eat all

the oysters!

Yeah!

Change that

mother[bleep] subject.

I got both my exes in the

house, and even though there may

be a little tension, we still

want to have fun together.

Whoo! Whoo!

Whoo!

Oh, my gosh.

We see the jousting arena.

Immediately I want to do it.

Immediately Nicole wants

to do it.

Cole, you better

knock him out!

[grunts]

Oh!

[laughter]

I never give up!

Balance the leg, Nicole.

[all cheering]

I don't lose.

I told you guys, I never lose,

no matter what it is.

You want to go with us?

Oh, my God, did you get

a water g*n?

You got a bubbler?

For you.

It's a bubble machine?

No, it's for you!

How does it work?

Pretty dope, right?

[screams]

That's the reconcile gift.

Yeah, she made up for it.

You can't erase what happened

in your past.

That's what formed you into

the person you are now.

The only thing you can do is try

to grow from it, learn from it,

and become a better person

from it.

I don't feel like I need to

apologize, but I'm going to.

But know that if somebody would

have been in your face, I would

have done the same thing.

No, I understand.

I appreciate it, though.

That means a lot, you know?

I would have done the same

thing if somebody was

in your face.

Yeah.

I think that people always

deserve another chance, and I

think it kind of makes you look

like a smaller person if you

don't accept someone's apology.

Let's stop and get a beer now.

Yeah, let's stop and get--

I'm gonna get you a beer.

I'm gonna get you a beer!

I'm gonna get you a beer!

This beer is definitely

a peace offering.

So, like, it was my form

of flowers.

They're my cups!

They're my cups, though!

They're my cups, though!

♪ Rise from the ashes

To the dirty , baby.

Dirty .



With my exes being here,

everything's been a little

rough, but I know that all this

is gonna be over.

These girls are gonna be gone.

For myself, I know I got

to move forward.



Well, I wish you weren't so,

like, bummed out.

I'm not.

I'm just--I'm chilling.

Something's eating at you.

Something's eat--I know you.

I can tell.

As hard as it's gonna be for

me to say, you know,

"Hey, look, you know, I just--

I don't love you anymore,"

if that's what she needs to hear

for her sake to move on,

then maybe that's

what it's gonna take.

For me to be completely honest,

yeah, we had good times

and all that,

but it wasn't exactly right.

Just, I cannot see myself

going back to that.

I think I just needed you to,

like, say it.

And it's time for me to,

like, worry about myself.

I might not ever find someone to

where that, like, I feel the

exact same way that I felt

about you, but eventually

I'm gonna move on.

Alyssa--I've been

with the girl forever.

It's really hard to

leave that behind.

It's really hard to

shake her, you know?

Ultimately, nobody wants

to be alone.

I don't know if it comes down to

me feeling insecure because

my daddy passed away.

I was forced to be alone.

You always want to have

somebody there.

That would be one insecurity

that I definitely am

trying to cover up by

still having connections

with these three girls.

But if you think that we're

gonna, like, walk away from this

and be friends, you're mistaken.

I can't...

I can't be friends with you.

Like, we're never gonna

be friends.

I just--I never thought that

I would lose that with you.

[techno music]

♪ My heart, my heart

I don't think you understand,

like, quite the anxiety I'm

getting right now, because I

know that they're gonna bring

Jessica now, and, like, she's a

horrible person.

Was it her upbringing,

or she's just naturally bad?

No.

The thing is, though, she

comes from a great family.

She just somehow became

the spouse of Satan.

Every single visitor that's come

to the house has been someone

from our past that something

wrong has happened with.

I know exactly who

is coming for me.

I'm, like, losing it.

Those are the kind of kids that

you just never want to be born.

Like--

Chill the [bleep] out.

You're getting mad, for what?

I'm not gonna even lie, I was

a [bleep] b*tch, and I blasted

her nose job on Facebook,

and she cornered me in a

bathroom and started crying

hysterically, saying how I

ruined her life.

But at the same time, like,

she's a [bleep]-guzzling wh*re.

Those are my favorite people.

I don't know if you know this.

Those happen to be

my favorite people.

This episode ofReal World

continues right now.

[bell ringing]

[dial tone]

Hello?

Hey, good morning.

It's Elizabeth.

I'm checking in about my flight.

Your flight departs at :,

so you'll have to pack

before then.

Okay.

Sounds good.

This is a tiring experience.

I'm ready to go home.

Damn.

I thought would have livened

this place up a little bit.

Um...yeah.

I can't have anything

to do with you.

There's--I mean, there's

nothing I can do about it.

You know?

Oh, son of a...

b*tch!

I always do that.

If it's meant to be,

it's meant to be.

I'm not gonna have

myself upset over it.

Exactly.

I don't want him to

be upset over it.

That's why we don't need to be

in a relationship right now.

Yeah.

I mean, what am I gonna do?

Let's get this pretty little

thing to the airport.

All right.

Good-bye.

Give me a hug, give me a hug,

give me a hug, give me a hug.

No hugs.

Okay.

Good luck in there.

All right.

I got to walk away before

I [bleep] k*ll somebody.

I love Tony.

Do we need to be together?

Absolutely not.

But I'm still gonna care about

him, and I shouldn't, but I do.

Right.

Like, let it go.

Coming here--honestly,

it's kind of what I needed.

It's a little bit of closure.

So, yeah, I'm gonna go home, and

I'm gonna do my thing and get

back to my life,

but I will not be

waiting around.

Us hooking up before he came

here, like, that was so stupid,

like, 'cause it brings you right

back to, like, square one.

'Cause once you, like,

give in to that weak moment,

game over.

You're telling me.

If I forgot something,

I'll message you.

Bye, Lyss.

Bye.

I'll miss you.

I'll message y'all

when I get home,

let y'all know I'm alive.

I'm probably gonna be dead.

Oh, this is the taxi.

Want to load me up?

Yeah.

We'll give you this

moment of privacy.

Ha. Thanks, b*tches.

♪ Never meant to

Adios.

Bye.

Have a safe flight.

See you later.

I was with Alyssa on and off

since I was years old, so, I

mean, honestly I would jump in

front of a b*llet for Alyssa,

but I got to be a

stronger person.

Be careful.

I will.

I'll let y'all know

when I get home.

I've learned to really

not mess with girls' emotions,

'cause it's really not--

that's not fair.

♪ Break my own promises

♪ Break my own promises



Madison, you ain't

went to work yet?

[gasps] Are we late?

:.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I told you that

they're waiting outside for you.

I told them we're

leaving at :.

Rolling out.

Bye, y'all.

[laughs]

Oh, I'm gonna miss y'all.

Mother--

Mm!

If I have one more ex walk

through the door--

They just put an overload

on me, you know?

[doorbell rings]

Here we go again.

Thank you.

She came back.

Thank God it's just

Madison now.

Tit for tat. Tit for tat.

Tony, I got to go to work!

I'm already late!

I don't want to let you go!

I'm already late! Tony!

We're already late.

I told him.

He wouldn't let me out

the damn door.

Miss you!

Next time onReal World...

We keep trying to guess

who's next.

Anybody's next.

Are you [bleep] kidding me?

I have my two worst enemies

now living with me.

You're a complete b*tch.

[bleep] off!

I've never seen

Bruno this mad.

Bruno!

I [bleep] hate this b*tch!

Bruno!