30x06 - A Royal Nightmare

[bunniefuu]

Previously onReal World...

[door bell]

Hi.

Hello.

Uh-oh.

New roommate.

I'm shaking right now.

[bleep] that.

You know what this [bleep]

means, Tony.

You know that they're not

just sending one person out.

They're sending six more.

We're completely screwed.

My best friend had a

boyfriend, and she [bleep] him.

Alicia's a compulsive liar.

Could it get any worse

at this point?

Okay, Alicia.

Go the [bleep] home.

Nobody wants to hear you

[bleep] b*tch.

Seriously, [bleep].

You're not gonna come into

this house and start lying, no.

Which one did you touch?

The blonde one?

Yeah.

Elizabeth is a girl back home

that I recently started dating.

It's just aggravating.

She basically put it

like this.

"Don't have sex with anyone."

I would never sleep with

a guy after two weeks back home.

But two weeks is,

like, a lifetime in this house.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Hello? I'm here to see Tony.

Oh, mother[bleep].

Son of a [bleep].

I'm Elizabeth.

Things are about to get

so [bleep] twisted.

What?

Damn.

Someone's here?

♪ All the people

♪ In the house

♪ Put 'em up like what

♪

[doorbell rings]

Surprise!

Oh, my God!

Get the [bleep] out of here.

Get the [bleep] out of here. [overlapping shouting]

[overlapping shouting]

Hey, Tony.

Damn, damn.

[clears throat]

Whoo.

Hey, I'm hiding in my closet.

I'm hiding in my closet.

[bleep].

Hi.

I'm Elizabeth.

Hi, I'm Bruno.

This is his ex-girlfriend.

Plot twist.

This is changing

the whole entire game

because you can't predict

who's coming.

It could be anyone.

Ah, [bleep].

Grab your stuff, and we're

going to go eat dinner.

Oh, mother[bleep].

I can't believe you did this.

Mm-mm-mm.

Come see, I need you to help me

with something anyway.

[bleep]

I just had sex with Madison.

My ex-girlfriend

walks through the door.

Really?

Now what?

Mother[bleep].

Is she here because she's coming

to try to, I don't know,

get me back?

Everything was going so smooth.

Son of a b*tch.

I got a princess here.

Come meet all the girls.

Hey, guys.

Hi, I'm Madison.

I'm Elizabeth.

Nice to meet you.

You too.

It's so awkward.

So awkward.

Where's your bag at?

I told them

I wasn't staying here.

Where are you staying?

I'm in a hotel.

[bleep] [bleep].

[bleep] [bleep]. Real awkward.

Real awkward.

All right, I'm gonna

need a margarita real fast

while I'm doing this.

So you're gonna

have to hurry up.

Come on.

Elizabeth has already managed

to snap her fingers at Tony,

demand that he get ready.

I was supposed

to stay in the house,

but I don't want to.

I just don't feel

I just don't feel comfortable with that.

comfortable with that.

She should've came in

with a name tag that said,

"Hello, my name is b*tch."

"Hello, my name is b*tch." Come on, can we make this--

Come on, can we make this--

Are you okay?

Yeah.

It's not awkward.

Oh, it's so awkward.

Okay.

I feel like she knows that...

I feel like she knows.

I have no idea

why this girl is here.

I have no idea.

I'm thinking

this is gonna be a [bleep] show.

Does she know we hooked up?

That's why I think she was

being a little bit more sassy

to you than us.

I just got the vibe that she

didn't want to be in the house,

like, at all.

Like, she was ready to leave.

Dude, this is, like,

seriously?

I'm mind [bleep].

Who are they bringing?

We don't know, but I totally

didn't see that one coming.

Me having a boss from hell,

and now Tony's ex-girlfriend.

We don't know what the twist is.

I mean, if you want, we can--

we can totally poison her

while she's sleeping.

Cyanide?

I was thinking

more of rat poison.

Not, like, let's k*ll

you forever, but more like,

let's just make you sick.

But...if you want to go straight

for death, then fine.

[staccatoed music]

♪

You're being real awkward.

[bleep]

How am I supposed to be?

I mean, come on.

Setting me up here.

You're setting me up.

Well,

you shouldn't do stupid things.

Come on, princess.

You flew up here to

give me a hard time?

No.

That's not why I came here

at all.

Back home, I caught feelings

with Elizabeth.

Come in the house, Madison just

happens to be my type of girl,

and now it's like,

Elizabeth is here kind of throws

a monkey wrench in things.

Cross over right here.

That's where I work at, Old th.

Whiskey and pizza.

I don't drink whiskey.

These chairs are, like, what are

they from, the th century?

They're heavy.

It's the Old th.

Ooh.

Are you guys

eating or just drinking?

She likes wine. Remember,

I told you I'm a vodka guy,

Yeah.

When you first hired me.

You're cute.

You are--you're a creep.

I am so attracted to him.

I'm sorry, Tony.

We're not in a relationship

right now.

I'm allowed to say it.

I think Elizabeth

is flirting with my boss.

She's making

inappropriate comments to him.

Yeah, buddy.

I'll let you guys drink.

I'll be back in a minute.

All right, Brian. Thank you.

Oh, my God, he's so hot.

You are who you are.

Don't worry about it.

A brat?

A brat? You're a princess.

You're a princess.

I have to pee

like a racehorse.

Hello?

We have a new roommate!

Who?

Elizabeth.

Who's Elizabeth?

Princess.

Tony's ex-girlfriend.

She's here.

You're lying.

Where is she?

Tony and her went on, like, a

whole separate date they set up.

Tony's ex-girlfriend is here,

and Madison's here.

It's either gonna end up

in a threesome

or they're gonna end

or they're gonna end up all fighting.

up all fighting.

Hmm, I would love

to see the threesome go down,

but I would also love

to see the fight,

so it's a win-win situation

for Bruno.

So...we'll see.

She knows Madison.

She knows what about me,

though?

I remember receiving a call

from somebody

who said, "Where's Tony?

Is he in the bed with Madison?"

I think it was Elizabeth.

But there's another ex

he talks to.

No, Elizabeth is Princess.

Elizabeth is Princess,

but Queen is Alyssa.

Elizabeth being Princess,

and with Alyssa being Queen,

Madison definitely

looked like a mistress.

I do want to see what she

looks like because I heard

she was really pretty.

She's pretty,

but she's not exceptional.

Oh, she's not like,

wow, type of girl?

No.

[electronic music]

[electronic music] ♪

♪

The [bleep] are you doing

here?

My mom's the one

who convinced me to do this.

Is it not the weirdest thing?

'Cause I was,

like, my mom of all people

would never want me to do this.

She goes, "You and Tony

get along better than anyone

I've seen you get along with,

and you don't give up

on an opportunity

just because something

like this comes along."

She, like, trusted my instinct

and my judgment

for the first time in my life.

I was like,

"This means something."

Well, I knew the best thing

for us was to separate.

I knew that.

And I didn't realize that

until after you left two days

later,

three days later, whenever.

I love Tony,

and I care about him so much,

so I have no intentions of,

like, letting go of him

completely.

We've done this.

We've done this at home.

We've done this when we

were dating because you--

It's just--it's just weird

to me, just weird to me.

You cut yourself--

This is weird to me 'cause

you know about this [bleep].

Cut yourself--

You knew about it.

You cut yourself off from

situations when you freak out,

and you feel like you're gonna

be hurt by them.

You know,

the person I like shouldn't

be totally against this

and then fly out here.

You realize you did that?

What the [bleep].

Yeah, a free trip to Chicago

because this is happening

because my ex-boyfriend's here?

I'll take that opportunity.

I don't want you to see me

as no opportunity, okay?

'Cause I feel like right now,

that's what you see me as,

a [bleep] opportunity.

I didn't say that.

An opportunity, a free trip

to Chicago 'cause

your ex-boyfriend's out here.

your ex-boyfriend's out here. That's bull[bleep].

That's bull[bleep].

Coming up...

You talked [bleep]

to Madison,

the nicest broad in the house?

Get her the [bleep] out.

Get the [bleep] out.

I am not leaving.

Oh, my God.

Hi. I'm Tony's ex.

Uh-oh.

Tony's other ex-girlfriend.

Oh, my God.

[all speaking at once]

It hurts so much, Sylvia.

Tony is gonna [bleep]

Tony is gonna [bleep] Frisbees.

Frisbees.

[dance music]

♪

♪ [toilet flushing]

[toilet flushing]

[whistling]

[whistling] [laughing]

[laughing]

[whistling]

[whistling] [snarling]

[snarling]

I thought it was a girl

in there.

Ah.

So are you really just

going back to the hotel

or are you gonna

come back to the house

or what are you gonna do?

I still think we need time.

Elizabeth is out here,

obviously marking her territory,

claiming me,

and it's just real awkward.

I mean, I was gonna

be a little dramatic,

not that dramatic.

All right, well

I'm walking back home. Ready?

Me and Elizabeth, we may fight,

we may bump heads,

but I mean, I'm always

gonna love her, you know?

I can't believe

you came up here.

You mother...

Ah, you mother...

I can't believe you did that.

Is that a UFO

in the sky or is that a plane?

Madison,

what's the matter with you?

Don't look at me like that,

yo. I--

It has nothing

to do with you!

I just don't know what to do.

I don't know how to--I don't--

I don't know.

With what? With what?

Why?

The Tony situation?

Just k*ll me.

What?

If you had any doubt in your

mind that you didn't care about

him, you wouldn't feel awkward.

Can we stop talking about

this?

It's making me uncomfortable.

Why is it making you

uncomfortable?

You should talk about this.

'Cause I'm over it.

I don't want to care. I don't.

I just would rather not talk

about it and pretend it's not

there.

But it is.

Okay, but--

If she doesn't want to talk

about it, don't talk about it.

Roommates are home.

How do you know?

You just saw 'em?

I just know their voices.

They're loud?

Hey, don't make me come in

there, I swear to God.

Yes.

Hey, come open the door

for me, Cole.

Oh, [bleep].

Hi. What's up?

I love you, I love you too.

I love you.

I've been missing you.

Right? How are you?

Sure.

Oh, hey do not tease

Nicole like that.

Nicole will take that serious.

Nicole will take

that very serious.

It smells weird in here.

I don't like it.

Everything comes.

Everything goes.

There's no reason to be sad.

Okay.

You better march

your little a*s up there,

and strut your stuff,

girlfriend.

She's his bottom b*tch.

Yeah.

You're a side chick.

Bottom b*tch.

I'm a side chick?

both: You're a side chick.

[groans] That makes me mad.

In her defense, Tony

did say they broke up

before he came here.

I've had a bowl of cereal

before I came here.

It doesn't mean

that I hate cereal 'cause

I'm not having it here.

I don't even think

that made sense, but it did.

No, none.

[phone rings]

Hello?

Hi, Elizabeth.

Have you decided to stay?

I'll stay here tonight,

but I don't want to stay, like,

the whole time.

Okay, well, that's up to you.

So we'll go get your stuff,

and we'll bring it to you.

I don't know long Elizabeth

will be staying with us,

but Elizabeth's not gonna

let any other girl sleep with me

while she's here.

Go get--go get--

Ugh.

Ew.

Elizabeth is such a diva.

Like, God bless already.

Help me find tights, please.

How am I gonna help you fi--

What are you talking about?

Open your own bag.

Please help me find tights,

or I'm gonna be really upset.

Ugh.

Tony.

Get me a different t-shirt.

Get me a different t-shirt now.

What?

Get me a t-shirt now.

Put your--

put your t-shirt on.

No, I don't have any.

All of mine's--

There's yours right there.

I don't want a white t-shirt.

Jay, I need my water.

Ask Tony.

Yeah, I don't want a--

I don't want a tank top.

I want a t-shirt.

Clearly, you have to ask

somebody else than Tony.

Tony is taken.

Tony, I can't ask you for

anything anymore, just saying.

Madison, you

yourself should know

that you should never

expect anything out of Tony.

I'm about to go to bed.

The way

Elizabeth and Tony are acting,

it doesn't seem

like she's an ex-girlfriend.

It seems

more like a relationship.

It kind of hurts my feelings

because I feel

like he is ignoring me.

Sit.

Tony, we're gonna talk

about this.

No!

Yo, I'm sorry though,

but the way that she actually

talks to him is horrible.

No man should be talking

to like that or woman.

Exactly. He's a man.

That--I think that's

what my thing is is he's a--

Shut up and sit down.

He's a [bleep] man.

No broad should talk to him

like that.

Listen, I realize that Tony

is a very big man child.

Stop.

But she treats him like a

dog.

He's not a dog.

Let go. Let go.

Hike.

Oh.

I tore a rotator cuff.

Tony, I want to go

to sleep right now.

This will be more miserable

for you than anyone else

if you don't cooperate.

I just don't get it.

I don't see why any guy

would put up with it

unless she has the best vag*na

in the world

and that's what's keeping

Tony glued to her.

That's a real

high maintenance lady.

That's a go-for-broke

type broad,

you know what I mean?

Yeah, she's a lot.

You got to go for broke.

She's a lot.

I got myself in a little bit

of a pickle.

I can either choose to be with

Elizabeth and piss Madison off,

or I could just go with Madison.

It's damned if I do,

damn if I don't.

Tony.

Hold on.

She's following you

like a puppy dog.

I got to take Elizabeth

where I got to go...

Go make her feel better.

[upbeat music]

♪

Look at me, look at me.

Mm-mm. Just chill.

Stupid.

Stupid. Idiot.

Idiot.

I guess when it boils down

to it, I picked longevity

of a relationship

that me and Elizabeth had over

how long I've known Madison,

and if that hurts her,

what am I gonna do?

There's no right way

to handle all this.

[Verite "Strange Enough"]

♪ 'Cause I want to fall

♪ But every time you leave me

♪ down on the floor

♪ Memories keep rushing around

♪ 'Cause nothing ever

♪ stays the same

Can I cuddle with you?

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Cry it out, baby.

It's okay.

I know it hurts.

I know.

And that's what made him--

You know how that feels?

Yes, actually, I do.

Do you actually care or do

you just--are you just selfish?

Like, do you not give a [bleep]

about me?

♪

[doorbell rings]

There's a girl with a bag.

Damn, you still haven't got

Damn, you still haven't got rid of the puppy dog, huh?

rid of the puppy dog, huh?

rid of the puppy dog, huh? [dance music]

[dance music]

[dance music] Come here.

Come here.

The prank wars is on,

and late at night

when everybody was sleeping,

I put baby powder

I put baby powder in the girls' blow dryers.

in the girls' blow dryers.

You're so [bleep] up.

Yeah.

No. Too casual,

and the shirt's too dressy,

and I just don't ever

like those blue shorts.

I feel like they're always

a bad idea.

Can I get some privacy, man?

I knew me sleeping

with Elizabeth, of course,

upset Madison.

Yes, it's gonna

make things worse on me,

but I can't be any other way

with Elizabeth, you know?

That's just--that's

how I am when I'm with her.

[slow funky music]

[slow funky music] ♪

♪

[blow dryer turns on]

Oh, my God.

Bruno!

Bruno!

What?

Did you put baby powder

inside my blow dryer?

What? What happened?

What, it blew all over?

It blew everywhere.

I really didn't.

Ask the cameraman.

Bruno.

Don't touch my cupcake.

The top three are taken.

Sylvia, you want one?

I don't like cupcakes, baby.

You don't like cupcakes?

Who doesn't like cupcakes?

We're celebrating

Elizabeth's birthday.

Princess Elizabeth,

you should be called Queen

Elizabeth, forget about

princess. Like, snap your

fingers. I wish I could do this.

Don't make fun of

what I'm wearing 'cause my shirt

is gonna be really, really tight

on me, but don't make fun of me.

No.

We are going out

for Elizabeth's birthday.

I'm going to party

and have a good time

and enjoy myself.

On the other hand,

I've been saying

how I want a relationship,

but after seeing

the relationships in this house,

I don't know if I want one.

[House music]

[House music] ♪

♪

I'm going out of my way

to try to, like,

make this girl comfortable.

Kind of make it about her 'cause

it's her birthday.

Come on, princess.

What are you doing?

Put a smile on your face.

Have a good time.

It's your birthday

for God's sakes.

I see Elizabeth pouting,

you know?

She's upset, but I block it out.

I'm not gonna let it affect me.

I kind of need a little me time.

Elizabeth's isolated,

so I decide to go talk

so I decide to go talk to her about it.

to her about it.

Elizabeth is so annoying.

She doesn't care about anyone

She doesn't care about anyone else except herself.

else except herself.

Madison

may literally drive me nuts,

but all the same,

she's still my roommate.

To me, that bond is sacred.

Hey, Elizabeth.

Let's not have

that resting b*tch face

and smile.

You know, when Elizabeth

first came,

I was just trying to be nice.

I'd bite my tongue,

but, like, I can't keep

being nice all the time.

Like...if people

are gonna be rude to me,

I'm gonna eventually snap.

[electronic music]

♪

♪ [weeping]

[weeping]

I'm so mad.

I am so mad, Sylvia.

I know, baby.

Madison has every right

to be uncomfortable.

Every right to be uncomfortable.

And for me, that hurts my heart.

My first thought is let me go

say something to this broad.

If you want to act like a

b*tch to everybody?

Let me tell you what.

I don't want to act like a

b*tch to everybody.

Everybody will act

like a b*tch right back.

You talked [bleep] to Madison?

Madison, the nicest broad

in the house.

You're not gonna talk [bleep]

to her.

Tony.

Tony, upstairs now.

Tony, pack her [bleep]

or I will pack it for her.

Get her the [bleep] out.

If anyone wanted an acting

career out of this, then

being in front of production

will get y'all somewhere.

She the [bleep] up, yo.

Yeah, I can't--hey,

I can't wait till your a*s

get the [bleep] out of here.

Yeah, yeah...

Elizabeth, [bleep] that.

You acting [bleep] whack, man.

Get out.

I'm done.

Get out. Get out.

Get the [bleep] out now.

She called everybody fake,

Tony.

Syl, please help

me right now.

No, [bleep]. [bleep]

your broad.

Your shorty.

Your princess.

Why did you say

what you said?

Get the [bleep].

Get the [bleep] out.

I don't care. I don't care

what you do to my stuff.

Out. Get the [bleep] out.

Get out, bro.

I'm not moving.

Get out.

I am not leaving.

I won't touch you,

but you're gonna have to [bleep]

out of this house now.

Get out.

Get out. Get out.

Get out.

[electronic music]

♪

This lame woman

said that she feels that we're

putting on for the cameras.

Yes, I did say that.

Verbatim.

Yeah, putting on

for the cameras.

b*tch, get the [bleep] out

of this house.

Verbatim. And what did she

say? Did she say she was gonna--

so she said your a*s is fake,

Tony.

I got y'all. I got you.

Please. I'm sorry, yo.

Oh, my God.

I got--I'm working on it.

She needs to go now.

Now, Tony.

Hey, hey, hey.

Now!

I got it.

She's so stupid.

Talk to her. Talk to her.

Talk to her.

Hate me, please.

You didn't have to do this.

Do it. Hate me.

Hate what?

Hate.

Why did you do this?

Hate me.

Why did you do this?

Hate me.

Why did you do this?

I don't trust the person

that I thought you were.

Tony being

in Chicago's changed everything.

Tony drinking and partying

is not anything like the person

I got to know.

It's not your position

to question it.

You drink too much.

Which you were trying to get

away from doing things

like that 'cause you

don't want to become the things

with your family that they were.

I'm not dirty.

I don't know it?

Your come up and your struggle?

You never lived what I lived.

So for you to even say

anything--

Hey, you didn't have your

father? I had mine there that

was, like, not even existent.

I'm not--I'm not--

That wasn't even existing.

Hey, look, it's not even

that.

It's not about any of that.

It's everything else

that I had to deal with that you

don't even know about.

My father, growing up,

had a drug problem,

and when my daddy passed away,

I was at the time.

I kind of had to grow up and be

the one to take care of Mama.

So I'm out in Chicago.

Yeah, I'm gonna be maybe

having a lot of fun.

This is what I didn't

get, you know, when I was a kid.

I'll never know the struggle

that you had,

and I don't--

I don't know how you went

through what you went through.

I'm literally shaking.

[rock music]

♪

You look emotionally,

like, distressed now.

Like, you really do.

Like, I feel like you're just,

like, mentally, emotionally,

maybe even physically,

you're just not there now.

I'm not.

Because last night

should've never happened.

It was so stupid.

None of this should've

never happened.

Y'all threw my stuff

over the balcony last night.

That's why.

I've had my fair share

of drama with women.

It all comes and stems

from my girlfriend

of, like, eight years.

It was my high school

sweetheart.

I'm to the point where I just

don't want to deal with it all.

But you hurt people

in the house.

I don't want to hurt anyone.

And I don't like that.

And Tony took your side

the entire time until yesterday.

Yeah.

Like, that's the truth.

Like, that's the truth. At least apologize.

At least apologize.

Tony, dude, we're late.

Come on.

[dance music]

[dance music] ♪

♪

I kind of wish I was,

like, a Kappa or just some days

I wish I was, like, a Que.

I think I would've been

a good dog.

A what?

Fraternity.

You would've been a good one.

What, you're about to step for

What, you're about to step for me?

me?

No.

Yes, you would've

k*lled it as a--

He can't step battle.

You're crazy.

You don't even know

what stepping is.

Right.

You all got to catch me

when I'm drunk,

and I'm dancing like that.

Uh.

Uh. [laughs]

[laughs]

[rock music]

♪

Oh, my--no.

Not okay, guys.

♪

I'm just gonna use it

like a shield like this.

I know I need to go

apologize to Tony.

I was mean to him last night.

So it's, like,

k*lling me right now.

Are you the hostess?

Can I get a table for nine?

For nine?

I'm joking.

Is it just you?

Yeah.

Go sit at--go sit at the bar.

I just try to tune her out.

I just pretend

like she's not here.

That's how I have to deal

with the situation.

Oh, well.

I just hope that

after you-know-who leaves, you--

Don't fall back into a trap?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah. I know.

I think I was just really

vulnerable,

and I needed loving comfort

from someone,

and Tony was willing

to give it to me.

And I mean,

don't get me wrong. I get it.

Like, we all get lonely

in this house.

Like, I'm looking for,

like, a relationship, like,

if I get in one, and he's,

like, that's not a relationship

that could happen, so...clearly,

he's already in one.

Whether they want to admit

or not,

they're in a relationship.

Yeah, pretty much. Yeah.

My perception of Tony

is definitely changing.

I would want, like, someone who,

like, respects me,

and Tony doesn't.

He's not, like,

the person I thought he was.

I'm sorry for being mean

to you last night.

I'm sorry for being mean

to you last night.

I don't like being mean to you.

So I felt really bad about that,

and I don't mean

to be mean to you.

When you started acting

like that last night,

everybody in the house was like,

"Hey,

what are you doing with her?"

It's a push-pull defense

mechanism.

That's an issue

that I have to work on myself.

All right,

are you gonna work it, though?

This will be good

for you to--yeah.

You can take that

from this experience.

The apology makes me

feel a little better.

It makes me feel like hey,

she's got it.

She understands everything.

I know I put myself

in the situation,

so technically, it's my fault.

And from here on out,

it should be smooth sailing.

[dance music]

♪

Hey. I'm Alyssa,

and I am on my way

to surprise my ex, Tony.

I'm really excited to see

his reaction whenever I walk in.

I think he is going to die,

[bleep] his pants, have

a heart attack, something crazy.

♪

[doorbell rings]

There's a girl with a bag.

Oh, my God.

No, no, no.

Who really is this chick,

though?

Don't know and don't care.

Let's find out who she is.

Hi.

Hi, who are you?

I'm Alyssa.

Alyssa?

Nice to meet you.

I'm Tony's ex. Ex, ex.

Uh-oh. Let her in.

How awkward, right?

Alyssa,

Tony's other ex-girlfriend.

Tony is gonna [bleep] Frisbees.

Tony is gonna [bleep] Frisbees. ♪

♪

[dance music]

♪

Choc Rains.

He's actually not here.

Alyssa!

They did this on purpose.

Hey.

Hi.

How do you know home girl?

I've talked to her

on the phone.

She's smashing my ex.

Oh, my God.

This is so awkward.

Awkward, right?

Damn, Tony.

What? Come on.

What better twist than that?

Good call.

Do you know anything?

What, about y'all?

No.

Wait, so what about--

About old girl? Yeah.

[all speaking at once]

So you know she's here,

right?

I guess.

Do you like her?

No.

Oh, my God.

[all speaking at once]

As far as Elizabeth,

the first time she, like,

gives me a reason

to go off on her, I will,

and I'm gonna tell him what

she's been doing back at home.

Alyssa,

you're way better already.

I know. She has

the personality of a doorknob.

[all speaking at once]

This is so awkward

but, girl, we'll talk about it.

[all speaking at once]

Sylvia, nice to meet you.

She's like a puppy dog.

[all speaking at once]

I told her that.

Like, me and Tony are cool.

Like, it is what it is.

We were together

for a long time,

but this girl is seriously

like a puppy dog.

She's attached to him bad.

They are not even together.

She's been [bleep]

her ex-boyfriend at home,

like, [all speaking at once].

It's so bad.

That's the dude

she's been with?

I'd break up with your a*s.

I like how I don't feel

awkward about the situation at

all.

Well, I don't feel awkward

towards you because I don't

care about--I just don't like

her because of her personality.

No.

I don't like her either.

And I think she, like,

found out that me and Tony,

like, hooked up

before he left to come up here.

You and Tony

hooked up before?

About that.

Okay.

I mean, it happened.

I mean, I've been with this dude

forever.

Like, you know,

sometimes you just get horny.

Tony, you had sex

with her right before the show.

That's your ex-girlfriend

of nine years.

You know what type of feelings

that that's gonna do to a woman?

Don't do that.

So you're Queen, right?

I'm Queen.

Yeah.

And she's Princess, I think,

with--

Yes.

Queen always wins.

This is so crazy to me.

This is way worse

than my week.

Damn, Tony,

you got your princess

and your queen here.

but I'm thinking, like,

who the hell is coming for me?

who the hell is coming for me? I can't wait for this.

I can't wait for this.

I feel bad that I,

like, freaked out.

I'm sorry about that last night.

Doesn't bother me one bit.

I didn't feel comfortable

being around y'all,

and I was just so mean to him,

and I don't like being mean,

but I get mean sometimes.

We all do.

In a weird way,

I'm getting a sick pleasure

out of this because it's kind

of funny to see someone

get caught up in their own game.

No, I'm sorry.

I don't have my phone.

I think Tony

wants all the cake,

but he doesn't want the calories

that come with it.

I didn't want Princess

coming and have all the fun.

Queen bee had to join.

The way that they were acting

was like they were a couple.

So...

But they're not.

Or at least

that's what he tells me.

Well, that's what he says

too, but then they come here,

and they're in the same bed,

and she's, like,

in his clothes every morning.

Tony is a smooth,

smooth talker,

and he's good-looking.

Okay, well, I was just really

upset and vulnerable.

You know, he, like,

plays with girls' emotions.

Yeah, he does.

I've told him this for years.

'Cause he wonders

why all these girls are crazy.

It's 'cause he's playing them,

and you can't tell them

and feed 'em everything

they want to hear,

and then go be a douchebag.

Like--

That's what I told him.

Alyssa is, like, spot-on with

everything she's telling me.

We can definitely relate

to having our emotions

toyed with by him.

I'm waiting to fall in love,

and I was drunk in front of him.

You were waiting to fall

in love with the wrong person.

Tony has a problem

when it comes to women.

He doesn't know

how to shut it off.

Tony wants to poke anything.

Like, it is what it is.

Me showing up

is probably the worst thing.

Like, I almost feel bad for him,

but I don't 'cause

he deserves it.

He got himself into it.

[thunder clapping]

[electronic music]

♪

I'm gonna get electrocuted

but oh well.

♪

Just waiting

for Tony to get home.

I know.

What's she doing?

She's in there

getting ready with Madison.

Madison loves befriending

the exes.

I do like her way better.

What, they're here?

[doorbell rings]

Wait! Nobody get that door.

I'm getting it.

No, stay out.

No, stay out. [all speaking at once]

[all speaking at once]

I want to see my man's face.

Thank you.

Hi, guys.

Thank you, Syl.

both: Hi.

Choc Rains.

Whoo!

Damn, you still haven't got

rid of the puppy dog, huh?

Early.

Linger.

Oh, ouch.

Don't know how to handle that

one, huh?

Yeah, buddy.

Yeah, buddy. [cringing]

[cringing]

[electronic music]

♪

Choc Rain.

Look, I'm gonna be really nice,

I promise.

Hey, when it rains,

it pours, huh?

Alyssa's a bad b*tch. She's bad.

She's got stalker tendencies.

It's not only not good for me,

it's not good for Elizabeth

for sure.

You made it, huh?

What up?

When'd you come in?

Good, 'cause I'll find you.

You found me too, huh?

I found you.

Hey, if I'm a bird, you a

bird.

If I'm a bird, you're a bird.

Oh, [bleep].

Oh, and the drama continues.

I know, right?

Son of a b*tch.

Oh.

That's Tony smiling.

I love it.

But in his mind,

he is saying, "W-T-F?"

Damn, boy. What you gonna do?

k*ll yourself now, right?

Alyssa is a very strong

woman.

She speaks her mind.

She's not afraid of anyone.

So hey, here we go.

Now, I'm expecting

the fireworks to start.

How's it going?

It's going good.

It's going good.

It's going good.

It's going great.

Weren't expecting this, huh?

Want a drink?

It'd be nice.

Twinkle in my eye.

Got yourself a situation, huh?

Yeah, buddy.

Awkward situation.

Yeah, I know, I know, I know.

You freaking would. Shut up.

To make it not awkward.

Dear God.

Alyssa has literally

put her hands on me.

She screams at me.

She calls in the middle

of the night

and leaves voicemails that he's

sleeping next to little C-word.

She's scary.

[upbeat music]

♪

Tony,

I think you need a drink.

Hang out with her

while she's here.

It is what it is.

She's gonna before I leave.

All my girls

in the same house together.

It's a trap.

Whatever you say.

Just think happy thoughts.

We'll fly together.

Don't do it.

Hey, when it rains,

it pours, though, right? Huh?

Don't even think it.

I know. I showed up,

and I'm like, "Damn, of course

I bring the storm in here."

When it rains, it pours.

No, you brought the energy

in here, okay?

You gave me a good vibe.

Have you befriended

anybody else in the house?

both: Yeah.

I'm friends with the guys,

and Syl.

Sylvia.

Pretty sure everyone loves me

except for your girlfriend

or, well, whatever she is.

Your--

Is that a girlfriend?

No.

Tony Raines, do you have a

girlfriend?

[awkward laughter]

Boy, boy, boy.

Boy, boy, boy.

I think I'm just gonna

make her leave.

It's so...my life--

my life would then be complete.

No doubt.

I definitely think it's time

for Tony to face the music.

I mean, he got himself

in this situation,

and he needs to handle it

like a grownup.

Tony, this is what you do to

yourself.

[laughs]

Ooh. Whoo.

All right, so I just feel

like we should clear the air.

Here's the deal. I don't care

what y'all do, really.

We're gonna talk.

We're gonna be friends.

Whatever--I don't like you.

I don't like your personality.

I think you're shady,

and I think you're [bleep]

as a girlfriend.

Shh.

Shut up, shut up.

While you were hooking up

with your ex--

I didn't hook up with him.

Yeah, you did.

You think this b*tch

is telling you the truth?

Well, first of all--

That's the issue. No.

First of all--

No.

That's why I don't like you.

I did decide

I wanted to hook up with him.

I wasn't in a relationship--

It doesn't matter.

I don't like you playing him.

As much [bleep]

that he put me through

and all the karma he should get,

I don't like that.

I mean, when you're

with someone for that long,

you're always gonna

have that history together.

Like, I still love him.

We were together, basically,

half my life,

and if you don't stand up

for me,

and you [bleep] keep falling

for that, you're a p*ssy.

Their faces right now.

She's playing you.

Playing you.

Playing you. You look stupid.

You look stupid.

This episode ofReal World

This episode ofReal World continues right now.

continues right now.

[hip hop music]

♪

I just--I really--I just feel

like you done [bleep] up.

I really feel like that 'cause

now she's eating it up.

She's--you know

she's tough as nails.

I don't care.

I didn't do anything wrong.

She's sticking up.

I'm not worried about that.

I just--

She's sticking up.

She' s sticking up for me.

I mean, you got to understand.

That's--that's the first--

that's the first love.

No. That's not--

This is the new love,

you know?

I don't even want

you to be that mean to her

because I'm scared of her.

All right, I got to go walk

outside for a second, all right?

To do what? Smoke a ciggy?

A ciggy.

'Cause I am stressed

the [bleep] out.

You're stressed out?

What do you--how do you think

I feel right now?

I don't know because I--

Okay, I'll try to say, "Hey,

I got this. I'm cool.

I'm fine. I've got it, you know?

Whatever, I can handle any

situation. I'm a chameleon."

Whatever, it don't matter.

But [bleep].

What am I gonna do?

[hip hop music]

[hip hop music] ♪

♪

Hey, I left you that shampoo,

but that blue one's mine

if you want to use it.

Use the water from the

fridge. That's ice cold water.

I'll walk by.

Natural.

Jay, my leg hurts so bad,

seriously.

I cut myself in four spots, Jay.

Four.

[laughter]

[energetic music]

♪

Jay, we didn't want you

to feel left out, that's all.

Ha, yeah, that was cute.

That was real cute.

I'm not hounding you.

If you care about the girl,

go for it.

But I'm just saying

I wouldn't trust her.

She doesn't give me

a hard time like you gave me

a hard time trying to be

myself--trying to be myself.

No. I was looking out

for you. I was trying to get

you a future.

That's not what it's about.

It's about letting

me find my way, okay?

When I dated Alyssa,

she tried to control me,

but she couldn't.

I am the person I am.

I wanted so bad to change

for her, but it came to a point

where I realized

after eight, nine years,

it wasn't gonna happen.

And you hurt me.

That's what turned me

into what I am.

That's what put me

in this position right here.

I couldn't--I couldn't take it.

I couldn't take it.

We were young.

There was so much history

that, like,

the dumbest thing

would set me off,

and now look back at, like,

half of our fights,

and they were, like, so stupid.

I mean, I can't go back

and change that.

You being here kind

of makes me, like,

think, "What if," you know?

What if I didn't meet Elizabeth?

Like, what if we didn't, like,

what if we would've worked out.

We were together

for a really long time.

I loved her so much.

She kind of gets me, you know?

I miss that companionship

that somebody, you know,

really gets me.

I'm glad I got to see you,

though.

[rock music]

♪

♪ That's the way

♪ The way it goes now

♪ That's the way

♪ The way it goes now

♪ That's the way

♪ The way it goes now

♪ That's the way

♪ That's the way ♪ The way it goes

♪ The way it goes

Next time onReal World...

I like a man

that can handle the dishes.

Temptation.

Do you want to snuggle?

You've been playing

with people's emotions.

This is their issue.

Let them beef it out.

We're all going insane.

Everybody needs to just

chill out.

I just [bleep] the real you.

I just [bleep] the real you. You wanna get [bleep]--