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30x02 - Love and Other Drugs

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Real World". Aired: May 21, 1992 – August 29, 2019.*
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Seven to eight young adults are picked to temporarily live in a new city together in one residence while being filmed non-stop.

30x02 - Love and Other Drugs

Post by bunniefuu »

Previously onreal world...

Hello?

Hi!

You're gorgeous.

What's up?

Crazy, like the energy

Just feels so good.

V!

Here they come up in this

Thing!

You do look good.

Madison has locked

Her little claws into tony.

You're going with her?

Enjoy that,

'Cause you won't ever have me.

Just stop, stop!

I'll pick out your outfit.

Just that.

Just that?

No?

Yeah, why not?

Bruno is definitely my type.

Look at him.

We get along perfect.

The danger of hooking up

With one of the roommates,

%, There will be drama.

Girls have been mean to me

My entire life.

If you knew my story,

You would understand.

I've done horrible things

That I'm ashamed of.

♪ All the people

♪ In the house

♪ Put 'em up like what ♪



[Doorbell rings]

Surprise!

Oh, my god!

Get the [bleep] out of here.

[Overlapping shouting]

[Upbeat rock music]



Oh, that's one.

No.

[Laughs]

What up, bruno?

Wedgie.

Ow!

Jason, nicole, myself.

We just completely click.

Dude, I like these panties.

I didn't rip 'em.

You know,

Nicole is one of the boys.

Ow!

Dude.

I [bleep] hate you.

Get off of me.

Bruno and jason

Are picking on me.

They're slapping my a*s

And [bleep] abusing me.

I hate them.

Have you ever had

Pillow talk?

You know what pillow talk is?

Yes, pillow talk.

Huh?

[Laughing]

I'm gonna [bleep]

k*ll both of you.

That's it.

[Pulsing electronic music]



Pillow talk.

[Laughter]

Nicole, I love you.

Hey, make sure y'all bring

Them koozies, though.

Wait a minute, are

We going to a beach

That we can bring beer to?

We're heading to

The beach today.

I'm excited.

I get to work on my tan.

Hey, we're gonna go.

You gonna walk to the store?

We'll make a little run.

I'm working out my muscles,

And I'm ready to have fun.

You got the g*ns, bro.

Oh, my god.

Man, I cannot wait

To get into that water.

Dude, that looks so

Beautiful.

Like, look, there's a sailboat.

We want to actually go out

And see chicago,

See some of the major things

That everybody raves about.

Let's go.

God, I love it here.

I can't get over it.

This is a lake?

Yeah, dude, it's freshwater.

Oh, I thought it

Was the ocean.

No, it's the michigan lake.

So wait, what?

It's one

Of the michigan lakes.

Do they have jellyfish?

No, jellyfish are salt water.

So wait--

So they're fish,

Or there--there's no fish?

It's freshwater.

I don't know what means.

Bruno!

With bruno, I do feel

Like there's a connection there.

There's something

About his smile, something

About the way he talks,

Something about the way

He carries himself.

He's kind

Of got the whole package.

Oh, is this your towel?

Yeah.

Oh, you're gonna

Let me dry off?

You can have all my "sexualness"

On you.

Yes, that's what I was

Actually hoping for, thank you.

You're gonna be radiant

After.

Smell it.

Gonna jump in?

Yeah.

Ready?

[Percussive electronic music]



Man down!

Hi, I'm madison.

Nice to meet you all.

Matt.

Matt, nice to meet you.

Why do you decide to go

Do your thing at the beach?

I guess I kind of single

Myself out?

I just kind of feel

Like an outsider, because I

Haven't really been clicking

With the women in the house.

Well, what have you been

Doing in chicago so far?

Um...

I met the girls, basically.

We had our first fight.

Really?

First night fight.

It was wild; it was scary.

Want to chat with them?

We can hang out.

How y'all doing, girls?

What's up, guys?

How y'all doing?

Good, how are you?

The bachelorette.

Who's the bachelorette?

Who?

So when which one's single?

You want to make out

With someone right

Before you get married,

Like the last hurrah?

Hey, I got a hot chick right

Here that would definitely do

It, huh?

Dude, the best thing

That tony could ever do--

Being my wingman.

What?

Sure.

Come in, sarah.

Oh, a four-way?

Quadruple, come on.

You ready?

[Laughs]

Nicole, I got you.

Nicole?

Yes, beautiful.

Oh, I love that hat.

A kiss on the cheek?

[Cheers and applause]

[Electronic music]

Whoo!

Where is madison?

Hey, has anybody

Seriously found madison?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

Hey, hey, hey!

I just want to know

Where she's at.

That's all I want to do.

All right,

Let's go to castaways.

Does anybody know

Where madison's at?

Is she getting arrested?

I hope so.

Pardon my absence.

Pardon my absence.

I don't know.

Aww, butterfly.

You don't know what's going on.

I don't get it.

Like, what?

Mad, mad, keep up.

I don't want to lose you.

I'm right here.

I'm not sure if madison

Realizes the way that she's

Acting is like when I go

To a festival when people

Are tripping on, like,

Pcp or acid.

Mad, we thought you got

Kidnapped.

Seriously?

Both: dead.

We thought you were dead.

Dead?

Never.

Did you just steal my shower?

Go, go.

All right, excuse me.

She could get out first.

You gonna soap me up?

You're gonna wash yourself.

I'm gonna wash myself.

Fine.

Bruno, she's bending over.

Bruno, are you coming in

Or not?

You shower already?

Are you coming in or not?

This shower?

Are you coming in or not?

I should?

Yeah, come on.

[Speaking indistinctly]

Uh-oh.

I kind of want to turn her

Around, press her to that wall,

And just lock lips.

All right,

You can get behind me.

Just don't stick nothing

Up my butt.

Yah, what's up, player?

Man, I need to talk to you

For a minute.

What's going on?

I'm struggling a little bit

With a situation, dude.

I feel a connection

With madison.

I don't want

To feel that connection,

'Cause, dude,

I want to be out here and, like,

You know, I want to live it up,

And I don't want to be that guy,

You know?

That has, like, falls in love

With one of their roommates

Or something.

Yeah.

Like, it's tight,

And I don't want to do that.

What is it about her

That makes you feel

Like you might be that guy

That you don't want to be?

That is the question.

I feel like she could be

My type that, like,

I'll fall for.

She's a barbie, bro.

And it sucks that we got

A girl

Like that in the house for me.

Hey, just go with the flow.

Don't try to fight it.

When you fight it, that's when

Things spiral out of control.

Tony ain't gonna

Stay away from madison.

We live with each other.

He gonna see her -.

He gonna be tempted to flirt.

She's gonna flirt back.

Come on.

Model for me.

I like this.

Take the tag off.

I tried it on at the store.

I don't know

What it's gonna look like.

Put it on.

Put it on.

Does it look good?

Is it okay?

Yeah, it looks good.

Sorry.

That's cute.

He kills me.

I can't even, like, look at him.

Ready?

Let's roll.

There we go.

Make way!

Bring me to my palace.

You got to turn it sideways.

Oh, this way.

You're not drinking this one?

You can have that.

Both?

Yeah.

You want me to get

Drunk tonight?

Maybe.

Maybe I can try

And take advantage of you.

I don't know.

Obviously

I'm attracted to you,

And obviously I like

Your personality and the way

You carry yourself and the fact

That you're close with your mom

And your characteristics.

So whatever.

But you're smiling.

It isn't fun.

Uh-huh.

I feel like bruno really

Wants to show me

What it's like, you know,

To be in a good relationship,

Which, I mean, it's a little--

It's kind of scary.

Come here.

Oh, my god, bruno.

[Speaking indistinctly]

Why didn't you tell me?

We're done.

You're done.

And bros before hoes.

You're done-zo.

I'm done with both of you.

Forget about it.

Forget about it.

Only thing keeping me

From hooking up with madison

Would be respect for

Her feelings and her emotions.

You don't think madison's

A casual sex kind of girl?

No, madison--i don't think

Madison's a casual sex kind

Of girl.

♪ Everything about

♪ That girl is [...]

♪ She don't need a guy that ♪

♪ Squirms like a [...]

♪ And money can't buy ♪

♪ That girl 'cause she gets ♪

♪ Anything she likes and

♪ Personally, she's bad ♪

♪ About it

What?

I never expected myself to be

In this position.

♪ She can be my

♪ She can be my, my

♪ My, my

♪ She can be my

♪ She can be my

You know what

I just thought about?

Like, when I came to this house

And everything, I was convinced

What was gonna happen

Is, I came into the house,

And there was gonna be of us

Instead of of us.

It's still the beginning.

There could be any kind

Of twist.

What if we leave

For the beach and we come back

And there's [bleep] bunk beds

In our room?

I would sh**t myself.

Hey,real world

Military drills--

They just have a sergeant

In here, waking us up,

Just making drills.

I'll be down for it.

That'd be funny.

I honestly don't think

That they're gonna bring in

People that hate us.

[Bleep], I hope not.

Man.

[Steady rock music]



♪ I woke up high

♪ Above the earth

♪ To savor the day

♪ For its worth

You need to get up.

♪ Water falling

♪ From my eyes

♪ What a thing to be

♪ So blessed

♪ From this rising

♪ In my chest

♪ I can't hold it all inside ♪

[Laughs]

Keep doing

What you're doing, bro.

Put your arm around her again.

Pull her closer this time.

Yeah, there you go.

That a boy.

Yeah.

No, no, no,

Pull on her hair a little bit.

Yeah, I like that better.

Hey, man, nibble on her ear.

Man, come on.

Guys.

Stop teasing me, bro.

What happened last night?

I mean, I'm holding strong.

Gonna make mama proud.

No sex.

Hey, let's get it.

Being a pervert.

I'm gonna try to watch

This thing get poppin'.

♪ No time like

♪ When you're around ♪

♪ Everything we got is now

You are the hardest person

To wake up.

Oh, I know.

You don't want to wake up.

I know.

When I'm sleeping, I'm sleeping.

But it's cool, though,

'Cause like, I can't sleep,

And usually--but, like,

I kept going back to sleep

Because I kept going back

To lay with you.

Yeah.

I am the type of girl

That gets emotionally attached,

Because whenever I have sex,

It's not just having sex.

I like to make love.

So we just kissed.

Cuddled.

Patiently waiting.

[Phone ringing]

Hello?

Who is this?

It's bruno's mom.

Oh!

Hold on,

Let me try and fix myself.

Don't worry about it.

Your son speaks so highly

Of you.

You have no idea.

Yeah, me and him,

We're very close.

Look, bruno,

I'm talking to your mom.

[Laughs]

Oh, I'm sylvia, by the way.

You'll be seeing a lot

Of her.

Your son is a real gem.

You raised a real gem.

Thank you.

I'm glad you guys having fun.

Just be safe.

Have fun

And lots of unprotected sex.

Sandra,

He does not mean that at all.

He's only playing

To make you feel uncomfortable.

I did cuddle him,

But not like that.

Naked.

I mean, I was halfway--

I had a top on.

I had a top on.

I say everything.

And everything--that's my mom

And dad.

Hi, little man.

You make a right here.

Do it, turn.

Sharp right.

No, no.

I've named

The vacuum fiddlesticks.

He, like, is a little creature

That runs around everywhere

And cleans everything up.

He's like our little pet.

I've never met

No one like madison.

The house dynamic is very calm

Except with madison.

She's a looney toon.

She's a nutcase.

Dishwashing liquid.

By the way

That madison's acting right now,

I just think that she needs to

Lose the front of a dumb blonde.

Um...

I think there's definitely

Too much soap in here.

Madison, what kind of soap

Did you put in here?

It's the green bottle.

Read the label.

Okay, see,

So this is dishwasher soap.

But dishwasher soap for,

Like, to hand-wash hit.

I'm pretty sure she squeezed

At least half the bottle

In the dishwasher.

Not all the bolts are there.

You know what I mean?

Keep rinsing.

It's not a problem.

We'll just keep

Rinsing 'em, yeah.

Yeah, buddy, cta bound.

We're gonna take the l

Down to wrigleyville,

Where wrigley field is.

All the way to the front.

And I know I'm really,

Really excited.

Big sports guy.

We get off on the next one?

I hope I hit one.

Come on, ball boy.

Almost.

There's no crying

In baseball.

You suck at baseball.

Jason, I love you to death.

I really do.

But that's horrible.

You better watch.

Ooh.

See? Easy.

I'm just

So much better than you.

[Both talking at once]

[Laughs]

You suck.

You really, really suck.

Drinking is, like,

My favorite sport.

This is to a thousand

Tomorrows, but only one today.

[All cheering]

[Rock music]



Whoo!

Let's go home.

Let's go home.

I want to go home.

All right, let's go home.

No, I'm serious.

I want to go home.

Let's go.

Yes, let's go home.

We're leaving right now?

Carry me out.

Carry me out.

Hey, have you seen madison?

We can chill out and be out.

Madison is god knows where,

And it's annoying.

She loves to drift off more

Than anybody,

And this isn't the first time

She's done this.

I feel

Like it's my responsibility

To watch madison.

You know, if anything happens to

Her, I'm going to feel guilty.

Where's madison?

I don't know.

Oh, my god, finally.

Come on, come on.

Come on.

Maddy, come on.

I'm following you.

I had to go pee.

What do you want from me?

I'm definitely a little tipsy.

[Giggles]

Everybody--that's everybody.

Come on, bro.

Madison.

Get your beautiful blonde a*s

Over here.

No!

Madison is off

In unicorn land.

I'm gonna do everything

In my power

To make sure

She doesn't wander off again.

Violetta, hold my hand.

Come on, sylvia.

I'ma double step you.

I'ma double step you.

Don't hold me like I'm your dog.

Can you please go sit down

By v?

Sylvia, I totally appreciate

You for watching out for us,

Even though I would have

Been completely fine.

You know, like, I would have

Made myself back home

By myself.

≫>mami, you have to take

Two different trains.

Do you know what trains

You need to take home?

Red and then back to [bleep]

Randolph.

Okay, red to what?

I would have made it back.

Red to what?

I would have made it back.

Red--no, [bleep].

No, I'm so [bleep].

I was trying

To be there for you.

So you know what?

[Bleep] you.

Sylvia, sylvia.

I'm so [bleep] sick,

I can't even deal with it.

Sylvia.

[Bleep].

I would leave her alone.

No, no, no, let her go.

Let her--

Sylvia, do you

Need a cigarette with me?

Please go sit with them,

'Cause I cannot deal

With you right now.

No, please give me a hug.

Madison, please go--

Sylvia.

Go sit with them.

What are you gonna

Do to me?

Sylvia?

Seriously?

All right.

Let it go--you and me.

Hey, I have a question.

What did I do to piss off

Sylvia?

You're drifting off.

She doesn't want to be the one

To babysit the girls neither.

You know what I mean?

Sylvia--

I didn't need babysitting.

I was still there.

Yes, you do.

Madison, you do.

This is not the first time

This has happened.

We're walking

Together--"where's madison?"

You drift off.

And jason and myself especially,

We're always looking around.

I feel like I can't get loose.

I feel excluded.

You exclude yourself.

You exclude yourself, and I'm

Not trying to be rude to you--

Because, like, y'all

Intimidate me.

How?

Because y'all

Are such strong personalities,

And I see you

All for who you are,

And it makes me, like--

[Laughs]

Don't laugh at me!

Because that makes me, like,

Not even want to talk to you.

All right, listen--

Because y'all left me

At [bleep] other bar by myself.

Don't [bleep] yell at me,

Because I didn't [bleep]

Yell at you.

Don't yell at me, because--

That's what happened to me,

Though.

Don't yell at me, though,

'Cause I didn't yell at you.

From day one, I had your back.

Don't [bleep] yell at me.

"What did I do wrong?

I didn't do anything."

Wait, listen to me.

Listen to what?

Oh, my god.

Okay, well, listen to me.

There's no getting

Through to you.

You do not know.

And then you start smiling

Like it's some [bleep] joke.

It's serious.

Coming up...

I need to tell tony

About my dark history.

It's just so scary.

Oh, [bleep].

This is serious here.

Mom, I'm very sorry,

But I lost a bet.

You could appreciate it.

Oh, my god.

I was asleep here.

You're acting like a child.

Yep.

I wish I was a [...] Child.

I'm sorry I had to go pee,

And everybody left me next door.

Listen to me, you ready

To listen for what it is?

I'm not nobody's babysitter.

You're old enough to take care

Of yourself.

No, no, no, no, no, stop.

Please don't go.

I don't want to talk

To you, 'cause there's no

Getting through to you.

There's no getting through

To you.

You do not get things.

You know, I'm not looking

After you no more.

You can do whatever the [bleep]

You want--i'm done.

I'm starting to realize

That from everything

I've been through in my past,

Maybe I am going to be

Misunderstood in this house.

No, play it.

Play.

[Bleep].

Okay, how about this?

How about this?

Loser streaks the entire

Upstairs.

No, not the entire upstairs,

Downstairs too.

I'm only doing the upstairs.

You're gonna lose, so

Get naked.

[Bleep].

One.

[Bleep].

Hello!

[Bleep].

We're rocking.

We're rolling.

I realized she sucks.

Yes!

I suck too,

But she suck worse than me.

Oh, my god.

-.

Come on, big guy.

Help me out.

Only the upstairs.

Upstairs and downstairs.

Only the upstairs.

[Bleep].

I couldn't have sucked

Any more at this game.

How about this?

You do a striptease up

The stairs.

No, no, no.

Only the upstairs.

There was no striptease

Involved.

It was nothing but nakedness.

So, mom,

I'm very sorry,

But I lost a bet.

You could appreciate it.

No, put the pillow down!

No, no, no!

Put it down!

[Screaming]

[Applause]

[Cheering]

I think sylvia

Is definitely a freak.

I can definitely see she knows

How to get down.

I love it.

No!

So you haven't had sex

In six months?

No, when I dated a guy--

When I moved home from colorado

The first time,

I dated a guy back in colorado,

And when I lived in florida,

I was faithful to him

For six months.

Meanwhile, he was--

Cheating.

Dating and living with a girl

At the same time--

I would have cut his

[Bleep] off.

Oh, so you got screwed over.

Okay, my ex-boyfriend that

I was with, i, like,

Let him put me through hell.

Like, he did whatever he wanted,

And I would forgive him

Because I just wanted him.

My ex--

It was on fox ,crimestoppers.

Also beat me up.

Locked me in the closet.

Also, cheated on me

All the time.

I got to know one thing.

What is it with a lot

Of women that have been

In your situation--

Why do you guys stay?

He met me at a time period

When it was really hard for me,

When my parents

Had just got divorced.

My dad pretty much said he

Didn't want anything to

Do with me, so I feel like,

You know, at that point in time,

I really needed a man

In my life.

Mind you, I was pregnant,

And I had a miscarriage.

Really?

That's crazy.

I'm so sorry.

That's so disrespectful.

You don't treat no woman

Like that.

I was so traumatized by it,

I would, like,

Literally pee the bed,

Like, every night.

Like, I was so traumatized.

So, yeah, that's that.

She's scarred.

She's definitely scarred

For life.

I just feel she needs somebody

Who's gonna be an actual man

And take care of her the way

She needs to be treated.

Bye.

[All talking at once]

I don't think it's done.

It's four women.

You know what I mean?

That's one more than the guys.

They're gonna clash.

Hey.

Not to be offensive or nothing,

But they're all--

And they're all damaged women,

From what I heard.

Oh, they are.

A woman looks for their

Father for protection,

And when they lack that

Growing up, they find themselves

Entertaining verbally a*usive

Guys.

You know what, though?

Let me tell you something.

Madison--we will never know

Madison.

Her description

Of story--no detail.

It's a story

That leaves you wondering

What really took place,

And it's finished like that.

I don't know.

I just hope whoever she

Really is, like, it comes out.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, man.

You're just very, like,

Left and right.

Like, you're just--

Scatterbrained.

Yes, aloof.

You're very aloof.

Aloof, a loofah?

Are you, like--i just

Can't tell if you're, like,

Playing this, or if you're just,

Like, really like this.

I'm always like this.

You have no idea.

Why do you think

You're like that?

Because i--

But you dated someone

For six years.

Mm-hmm, and they, like,

Took something from me

That I had to earn back.

But my--

I'm super spiritual, okay?

No, I can understand

Spiritual.

You can?

I can definitely understand

Spiritual.

Okay, okay, then I will

Say it.

I lost my soul, and I had to

Earn it back, so i--

You mean, like, you

Emotionally lost yourself,

Which was your soul?

Right.

So I had to be born again,

And I defined who I was again.

Ni--i'm sorry.

Nicole, go.

This is a serious matter.

I'm just laughing 'cause

I'm nervous.

This is a nervous situation.

Do you laugh at funerals?

[Laughing] yeah.

It's not a funeral.

No, I know.

[Laughter]

I don't think she's

Telling us everything.

She's telling us the tip

Of the iceberg.

I'm just so confused.

Like, I just don't get it.

It's like you're--

Have you ever--

Have you ever taken drugs?

Why are you sad?

Don't cry.

No reason to cry.

Why are you crying?

Why are you crying?

Because you don't know

The pain and suffering

I've been through because of

What I went through.

I just have to hope

And pray that everyone else

Is open to hear and understand

What I've been through.

It's hard to, like,

Get close to her again.

She could have had anything.

She just kind

Of threw everything away.

Go ahead, tell us--

Explain to us why you're so sad.

It's a bad relationship.

I did something horrible

With someone I loved,

And it [bleep] up our lives

For a long time.

Did you guys do it together?

What happened was, I dated

Him for, like, six years,

And then we became dependent

Together.

And then it just, like,

Took over our lives,

And, like, we got into a lot

Of bad things.

We did a lot of bad things.

I overcame every bad thing.

I feel horrible right now,

Because I thought she was dumb,

And she's not dumb.

She's just faking being happy.

Like, what kind of drugs?

Hard drugs.

Like, hard.

Like what?

H-town.

Like heroin?

That's it.

Don't say anything.

I thought--like, I came in here,

And I was like,

"I can't tell my story."

You can't keep it bottled up.

I was like, "maybe I'll tell

Them on my birthday."

I don't care

How mad you make me.

I'm still gonna

Have your back %.

I don't want someone to see--

Like, you know I don't want

To be judged for that.

This is who we are,

Except come up to us

And talk to us.

If something's bothering you,

You're gonna keep it bottled up?

Are you crazy?

We are your family.

We are here for three months.

Yeah.

The penises are here.

Hey, we got some big-[bleep]

Ballers in the building.

Don't tell them

Until I choose to tell them.

I don't want them to tell tony,

Because it's my story,

And I feel like I should get

The chance to tell my story.

You good?

[Phone line trills]

Hello?

Hey, you there?

They just called jack

And, like,

Asked him to come out there,

Him and jessica.

What?

Come out there

And be on the show,

So I know what that means.

If they have jessica

Come out here,

I'm not gonna

Be [bleep] okay with that,

'Cause jessica is one

Of those people that's,

Like, a conniving [bleep] wh*re

Who will literally do anything

To piss me off.

Jessica is one

Of my two biggest enemies.

If I have to be

In the same headquarters as her

For longer than hours,

Then there is gonna be a m*rder

In this [bleep] house.

I'm about to [bleep] lose it.

What's the matter?

I'm pissed as [bleep]

Right now.

My girlfriend just called me

And told me that two people

That I know from back home

Are rumored to come out and be

Living here in a few weeks

With us.

Violetta's the first person

That was open about, like,

Hating me.

Her nickname used to be

Via-slutta,

'Cause she's a huge wh*re.

If we lived together,

I'm pretty sure she'd probably,

Like, start throwing

Glass bottles at my head.

If that were to happen,

I'd probably sue her,

Even though she has nothing.

Who?

These two kids.

What did they do?

What are you talking about?

These are people that you

Will see me lose my cool with,

And I will just [bleep]

Start [bleep] with.

What did they say?

Hold on.

My girlfriend just said that

These two people telling

Everyone that they're on

Thereal world and that they're

Coming out here in a few weeks.

I will [bleep] rip her eyes out

If she comes into this house.

You know,

They can come to chicago

And still not come

Through that door.

No, they said

They're coming to stay here.

Yo, do you really think

That they're gonna do that?

Yeah, absolutely.

Okay, well, guess what.

This is our house now.

It's seven of us.

We kick anybody out.

We kick anybody out.

We came in here together,

And, everybody else, get out.

I'm freaking out

Because I don't know

What's going on right now.

Did you see last year's

Real world?

?

Well, I saw, like,

An episode or two of, like,

When they brought the exes in.

How did that happen?

I'm not sure.

I don't remember.

I cannot handle jessica.

There's definitely a twist.

I'm not % positive, but I'm

Definitely mentally, like,

Preparing myself

For what's to come.

Do you ever feel like

A monkey and just want to, like,

Crawl on things?

Yes, every day of my life.

Jason and I got to hit

The market later.

We have to buy toilet paper

And paper towels.

Wait, wasn't there four rolls

In each bathroom?

Everything's gone.

Everything's gone.

You guys

Must be dumping a lot.

Or we have to pee,

And we have vaginas to wipe.

Like...

I thought you use your hands.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

Do you want a fresh one?

Okay.

I was gonna--

You smell so good.

Thank you.

I don't smell like

A big cigarette?

Mm-mm.

I need to tell tony

About my history with drugs,

And I'm extremely anxious.

I don't think i--i still

Don't think I know that story.

Do you want to know it?

Yeah, you can tell me.

Okay.

My ex-boyfriend

That I was with for six years--

And he was into drugs,

And then we got into drugs

Together.

And then it escalated

Into hard-core drugs,

And it took us

Over for multiple, multiple,

Multiple years,

And he walked all over me.

He broke my heart.

He treated me terribly.

I treated--i wasn't always

Miss angel, though.

And I am scarred for life

From it,

Because of, like, everything

I've been through.

I just feel grateful

To be alive, because, like,

I have overdosed.

I have been in a dark alley

By myself.

I have had g*ns put to my head.

I have been in scary situations,

You know?

And, like, I'm just so grateful

To be alive,

And I think that that's how I

Came to be the person that I am,

The very happy, free-spirited--

Because, like, I just

Got a new life given to me

Again, because I got off it

All on my own.

I locked myself into a room

And was sick for, like,

A week by myself and just

Decided to take everything

Away from me.

Parents, please

Let me back into your life.

Take me back home, you know?

Let me get out of everything

I was in.

That's beautiful, though,

That you came out.

I've been around addiction

And stuff like that,

And I know

It's really, really hard--

I lost so many people.

I lost so many good people.

Every--like, you

Know all these innocent lives

That have been taken because of

Things that we all got into?

Like, it's just so scary

That, like--i hope nobody--

I don't want people to ever go

Through what I went through.

You don't have to feel like you

Have to do that, you know?

You can have fun without a drug,

And you really can.

You don't need a drug.

Like, life is so much bigger

And more beautiful

Whenever you have a clear mind.

I understand exactly

Where you're coming from.

Yeah.

My dad--

My dad struggled with that,

And he passed away

When I was .

And his addiction thing didn't

Help him out too much, you know?

That's why I said

It's so beautiful to see someone

That did come out of it

And see where you are now.

I'm sorry.

We all have a story.

My father

Suffered from an addiction,

And he didn't make it

Out of that addiction.

I'm trying to make her feel

A little better by explaining

This to her.

Thank you so much.

He understands because he is

Still dealing with pain from it,

And it's, like,

Makes it so much more important

To me that he is there

And that he is listening.

Thank you for that.

Thank you.

Really.

And you're welcome.

♪ Throw a shot

♪ And you control

♪ I'll never let it go ♪

♪ I couldn't if I tried ♪

♪ I'm forever more ♪

♪ But you're not really sure ♪

♪ I can make you feel

♪ So alive

Ow!

I took that one for the team.

It was like that stroke.

[Laughing]

We're gonna be a date

Tonight, okay?

This is our first date

As jasmine and aladdin.

As jasmine and aladdin.

Drinking.

My drinking buddy.

Yeah.

I'm glad I found somebody

In the house.

Wait, what is this?

Um, this looked good,

Like, as a app,

Just like something to get.

Spina--with the pita chips.

Yeah, buddy.

No food, right?

But I don't want to eat.

But, no, I don't want to eat.

The way sylvia's acting,

It's throwing me off.

I don't know

What to make of the situation.

Does anybody else need a beer

Or anything?

Yeah, make it a beer.

He needs one.

I see that sylvia

Is talking to tony more,

And it just automatically

Triggers me to think

About my past relationships,

And I feel like she's trying

To make me jealous.

Are you trying

To make bruno jealous?

I'm not, in any sort of way,

Trying to make bruno jealous.

I am obviously interested

In bruno.

I'm about to dip

Outside, man.

I'm gonna walk outside.

Sylvia--she's pissed about

Something, you know what I mean?

She's over there

Talking to tony.

I don't know if she's, like,

Thinking I'm gonna get jealous

Or something.

She's probably used to guys

Chasing her--that's not me.

I don't chase nobody, you know

What I mean?

Don't worry about sylvia,

Man--enjoy yourself.

We're out here to

Enjoy this experience.

Dude, I'm not.

I'm not.

She's cute, and I haven't been

With nobody--'cause I used to

Be, like, the jealous guy.

I never want to be that kind

Of guy again.

It's like, I'm not gonna

Go chasing nobody,

You know what I mean?

It's either it's there, or I'm

Not gonna go chasing after it.

Oh, there she is.

Oh, I have to buy her a drink.

My name's bruno.

Carla.

Carla?

Yes.

Both: nice to meet you.

You're gorgeous.

I have to buy you a drink,

If that's fine.

Yes.

Yeah? All right.

She's cute as hell.

What?

I'll go over and talk

To her after.

What would you like?

Are you gonna have a glass

Of wine?

I'll have a glass

Of wine with you.

Can we have a glass

Of wine together?

Yes.

You're stunning.

Thank you.

I'm not just

Being overly "complimentive."

I'm not trying to be nice,

Believe me.

Thank you.

Oh, my god,

I'm outraged right now.

I am so mad.

You have got to be kidding me.

You're stunning.

Thank you.

I'm not just being overly

Complimentive.

I'm not trying to be nice,

Believe me.

Thank you.

You know my friend tony?

No.

This is carla.

Carla, it's nice to meet you.

The woman of my dreams.

It's not like I'm doing

Something on purpose.

Sylvia started

Acting a certain way,

And it's not

Like I'm entitled to anybody.

And I meet this girl

That I'm really interested in,

So I'm gonna take advantage

Of the moment.

You gonna take me out

On the city?

Sure.

'Cause unfortunately I

Can't take you out on the city.

I would have to walk you around.

Hey, bruno [bleep] [bleep]

Right now.

I can't deal with him.

Don't make me blush.

I blush easily.

Do you?

Yeah, let's go.

What would you like?

Can I have another glass

Of wine?

I'm like such a bougie girl.

Do they have merlot?

I prefer red.

You do?

I'm sorry, come here.

You have this eyelash right

Here.

Thank you.

Why didn't you get that?

Because I didn't know if you

Were cool with me touching you.

Can we talk about it?

Yeah, [bleep] sucks that

He's not--like, he's being

Like that.

The fact that he made out

With me and did whatever,

And then all of a sudden, he

Wants to [bleep] go to

Somebody else?

Just don't even trust it.

Okay,

So I'm gonna let it flow, as in

I don't give a [bleep], right?

It's not special.

You're not even gonna call?

Are you serious?

When that unknown number calls,

You better answer.

All right, deal.

Yeah?

Carla is more than a lady.

Carla is one classy dame.

Like, I would be an idiot

To pass this girl up.

Hopefully the hot tub's--

Oh, we need that pen.

Girls.

Who's got a key?

I got a key.

Yo, yo, yo, yo.

How's our subway?

We home, baby.

You're an idiot.

You're an idiot.

What?

She's mad as [bleep] at you.

Damn, you serious?

Well, what happened?

Did you guys admit

That you both like each other?

That girl and i?

No, sylvia and you.

We did.

We said if anybody was to hook

Up or be more into each other,

It would be us.

Okay, well, you know,

She took it as you

Rubbing it in her face.

Are you kidding me?

Because I'm talking to a girl

That I'm interested in?

I think that she's upset

Because she thinks

That you were using her.

You should go upstairs and talk

To her, not me.

Oh, my god.

"Oh, my gosh."

Why me?

What did I do to deserve this?

[Laughs]

I'm probably gonna

Come back with a black eye.

Don't follow me, camera crew.

[Laughing]

I'm scared.

[Laughing]

Be a man!

Shh!

[Laughs]

Sylvia?

Mm.

Want to talk?

No.

Really?

Yep.

That mad at me?

Yep.

I mean, you was doing

Your thing.

I'm doing my thing.

I was talking to somebody.

Okay, well, you did your

Own thing, didn't you?

So did you.

Okay, well,

I hope you brought her home.

I didn't bring her home.

Well, I hope you did.

That's not my intent.

Have a good [bleep] night.

Are you serious?

You gonna be like that?

I'm going to bed.

I don't care.

Do what you have to do.

If you didn't care,

You wouldn't be acting this way.

I'm not gonna have

You sitting here,

[Bleep] accusing me of something

I didn't do.

What was I accusing you of?

I was asleep.

I was a-[bleep]-sleep.

You came up here and talked

To me about stuff.

And then you want to act

Like a [bleep] when I didn't do

[Bleep].

I started something--

You did.

I ain't a [bleep] idiot.

Okay, so, then all of a

Sudden, that meant for you go

To talk to some other

[Bleep] broad?

But when you're off talking

To guys, that's fine.

Do what you got to do.

I don't even want to talk to

You, 'cause you're acting

Like a child.

Yep.

I wish I could act like that

So you could see how it feels.

You know what I mean?

It's cool. It's fine.

I wish I was a [bleep] child.

Some [bleep].

So [bleep] goofy.

Next time onreal world...

I'm gonna get bruno

Off my mind.

There are plenty

Of p*nis in the sea.

Feels so good with me

Just sitting in this position.

I'm in a situation

Right now where everything

Hitting me all at once.

Jason's kind

Of hiding something.

You don't want

Me to turn up in here.

I will destroy you.

I don't give a damn who

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