29x05 - Ex-Plosion

[bunniefuu]

- Previously onreal world...

- We're going on a trip!

- Sweet, wave running!

- Yes! I just feel free.

And me and tom are great right now.

- Yes, cory's immature. But is he hot?

Yes.

- Oh, yeah.

Friends with benefit is exactly what I needed.

- Hello?

I haven't seen cory in almost a year.

But hopefully, him and jenny

Can kind of go their separate ways.

- Jenny is a prize to me.

I don't want to fight,

But I do want to win.

- This is crazy.

Thomas was definitely my first love.

- Ha! They're bringing back all the exes!

Oh, my lord.

- Hi. - What is going on?

- We're all going to be living together.

- It's gonna be an insane drama-fest.

- They're coming.

- Hello?

- What...the...

- ♪ All the people in the house, put 'em up like what ♪

[Dubstep music]

♪♪

♪ Put 'em up like, whoo ♪

♪ All the people in the house ♪

♪ Put 'em up ♪

- Hi.

- Hi. - What's up?

- Hey! - Oh, my god.

- Oh, [bleep]. Jenna's here!

- Oh! [Laughs]

- What the hell is going on right now?

- Oh, my god. - [Laughs]

- Oh. - [Laughs]

- What's up, hailey?

How you doing? - I'm good.

- Oh, cool. Are you all here to visit?

- That was awkward.

Jenna's here, you know, visit for a couple days.

It's gonna be great. It's a nice surprise.

- Hello, jenny. - Hi, brian.

- Jamie.

- Hi. - Hi, jamie.

I'm hailey. - Jamie. Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.

- This is my ex-girlfriend!

- I know. I've got that.

Tom definitely upgraded.

- [Screams]

[Laughs] - oh, really?

That's how you feel? - [Laughs]

- Lauren's here for a visit. You know, I'm excited.

It's like a piece of home just jumped into my life again.

- And you know I'm your new roommate, right?

- No, you're not. - I swear to god.

Put it on everything. We're all the new roommates.

- No, you're not.

- Swear to god.

- I moved to l.a. She moved to new york.

We are miles apart for a reason.

Oh...my god. - [Laughs]

- Did you guys get the news? They live here.

- They're gonna live here. - They live here!

- We're all living here.

- Wait, what?

- Yeah, for the rest of the six weeks.

- I'm freaking out.

We're getting five new roommates.

One of them happened to take my virginity.

- No. - Swear to god.

- They live here!

- What? - They live here!

- Everybody else's people are here,

And mine is not.

I'm looking for my ex, cameron, and I don't see him.

Maybe he's just gonna pop up out of nowhere and surprise me.

I'm so confused.

- How are we gonna make this work out, like...

- I'm sleeping in your-- - space-wise?

- Wait, there's more beds added.

Go look in the rooms.

- I am, like, jumping for joy.

My girl is moving in with me.

And I start to look around, and I'm noticing

Everyone else is not as happy as I am.

- They just ruined this entire thing.

- What the [bleep] are they doing?

- h*-ly crap.

- I don't know if jay's gonna k*ll me.

- You're gonna come live with us?

- Yeah.

- Well, why wouldn't you tell me that?

- Hi. I'm lauren.

- Hi, I'm jenny. Both: nice to meet you.

- [Laughs]

- Now I have my ex-boyfriend here,

And I got my friends with benefits here.

[Bleep].

Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

- Oh, my god, bro, I'm shaking right now.

- Six weeks, you're gonna be here, seriously?

- You get to see my beautiful face for six weeks.

- Oh, my god.

- I'm happy as could be that jenna's here.

But in the same breath, this was supposed to be my time.

Now it's our time, just like it has always been.

There really are beds in here.

- Yeah, bro. - Yo, what is happening?

- I can't believe this [bleep].

- It's about to go down.

[Laughs hysterically]

- [Laughs]

- You! This is--

All of y'all. [Laughs]

- You can't even help but to laugh about this.

Round of applause for everybody on the crew.

You did a great job. Oh, god.

But now you're gonna put me through hell.

- ♪ Watch out, here we go ♪

♪ Hold on tight, don't lose yourself ♪

- Talk about a friggin'-- - how happy are you, my man?

I'm so happy to see you two together.

I've been hearing so much about you.

All good things. - That's good.

- How was your trip? It was fun?

- Oh, the lake was awesome. - Yeah?

- We had a great time. - Did you go, like, jet skiing?

Good thing, right? [Laughter]

- He's probably not even kidding.

- Yo.

- I would like our relationship to change,

Getting definitely the title.

I feel like that would make me a lot more confident,

So if someone asks, "oh, do you have a girlfriend?"

He has to say yeah.

- I'm freaking out a little bit inside 'cause she's here.

- Don't worry about it. Y'all will be good friends.

No. That will never happen.

- What the [bleep]?

I don't want to see hailey here.

No. That sucks for me.

She is here probably to get back with tom.

- I'm so excited to see you. Like, i--

- Yeah, how's-- did you get off school?

You just quit?

- I was only taking a couple of classes.

I mean, it kind of happened at a time that was perfect,

And I think it was, like, a sign.

- Junior year in high school,

I passed in a test or something one day,

And i, like, turned and looked at her and winked.

And ever since then, it just kinda built.

- I would definitely say that we were each other's first love.

- I would agree.

The last couple months of the relationship,

It was obviously just kind of--

- We grew apart. - Yeah.

We've actually gotten closer since the break-up.

We're actually really good friends.

We have a mutual understanding--

Well, at least I hope we have

A mutual understanding of what is going on between us.

Me and her are boyfriend and girlfriend.

Just, we're dating, and you gotta just respect that.

Are you okay with that? - I'll try.

I mean... I didn't ask to do this.

You know? - I know. No, no, I get it.

- Like, they sent us all here. - Mm-hmm.

- I don't know, like, how I'm gonna handle it,

But I will try to be as respectful as I possibly can.

- There's gonna be drama, obviously, because--

- I mean, duh.

That's why we're in this situation.

- Yeah, but just...

It'll all be good.

- Thomas has been gone for, like, I don't know,

Three, four weeks, and he already has a girlfriend.

What the heck did I just get myself into?

- What did you guys talk about?

- I mean, he was like, "we're boyfriend and girlfriend.

Like, you're just gonna have to respect that."

And I was like, "I mean, of course I would.

Why would I not?"

- ♪ It's gonna get crazy ♪

- Oh, my god.

- How many people [bleep] live here now?

Like, that's the thing. - .

- Oh, my god.

- If cameron shows up at all,

I'm gonna kick him out personally.

I will make sure he leaves.

Cameron put me through so much over the past three years,

I want to make sure that this guy

Does not show up in my life again.

So everybody's exes just showed up to the house,

And they are all the new roommates,

Except for cameron.

I need to make sure that he does not have any plans--

- Of coming there? - Yeah.

- I don't think he is.

- There's two possibilities

Of why cameron is not here right now.

One: because he's on tour with his band

And he can't make it.

Or two: because he knows I want nothing to do with him.

- I just don't want to dive back into the same bull[bleep]

As what we had, you know?

Just--we just used to argue so [bleep] much.

I've got, like, my thing going on,

So I've got to, like, kind of concentrate on that right now.

- Like, absolutely positive?

- Yeah. - Okay.

- No, you're-- you're in the good zone.

- Whew. Okay.

Thank god.

- The way she's freaking out

About cameron moving into the house

Makes me question, you know, why?

Do you still have feelings for the dude?

I don't get it.

- We are good to go.

[Claps] he's not coming.

We're safe, y'all.

- Well, I'm happy to see you.

- I don't know how I feel yet.

I don't know if I can be happy to see you.

- Well, that's nice.

- Right--well, I mean, I was happy to see you, but...

- Why do you keep staring in that room?

- Why do you think?

Why do you think?

Come on.

I can feel it already.

- [Chuckles] - I can feel that [bleep].

- Brian, calm that ego down, playboy.

Stop looking at me funny.

If you have something to say, come and say it to me.

- Do not get into anything with that brian cat.

Don't do it.

- I don't know this kid's ego. Does he have emotions for you?

- You guys are both, like, buff dudes,

And you guys are, like-- you both have anger issues.

- That might cause a lot of confrontation.

He wouldn't even look at me.

- But I heard him say something smart already.

He goes, "oh, I can already feel the tension."

I'm like, okay, let it be like that.

- Coming up onreal world...

- The whole game's changed now.

- I'm not gonna let somebody

Come in this house and ruin my time.

- You're trying to be funny and cute.

- You're scared.

You can't bring people home, and I can't bring people home.

So we're stuck, and I don't want to be stuck.

- Can you see yourself getting back with him?

- I definitely could see that.

- She just needs to keep her feelings to herself about you.

- They're going to rip each other's faces off.

- Hey, roommate.

[Rock music]

- ♪ I just can't relax♪

♪ I just can't relax ♪

- This is our bed. -Ourbed?

Your bed?

- There's a--what? - Your bed.

- Where are you sleeping?

- This looks like an empty bed to me.

- Brian and I were living together

For a little over a year,

And I felt that he was being very jealous and possessive,

And I couldn't handle it anymore.

- I wish that I wasn't so erratic within my emotions.

I wish that I could not set a pattern

For an extreme behavior within a negative realm.

- What?

You speak in this very artistic, poetic way.

- I don't know any other way to do it, I'm sorry.

Out of anyone to hook up with,

A roommate would probably be the last...

You know, because it just creates such a sticky situation

For you and i.

It's all on tv, just wicky-wicky-wild with it.

And when I see that stuff, you think that's gonna

Go over well with me in the future?

- No. - Absolutely not.

I did want to see you, and I'm willing to deal with it.

But that stands in our way.

And the gestures that you made already--

"Ourbed." You tripping.

That's what I don't get about you.

How do you just jump in-- like, jump in the relationship?

- I don't know. It's just what I figured.

I didn't know there was other beds.

- Last night, you probably banged this dude out.

Come on. - [Laughs]

- I'm keeping you up all night. - Mm.

- At times, I do want to get back together with jenny.

There's a lot holding me back.

I know I want to put closure on this,

Whether it's closure separately or together.

I just want to know.

- Oh, my-- - [laughs] my god!

- What? - It's so [bleep], dude.

[Laughs]

This is gonna be interesting. - Yeah.

I heard you two was fighting by the shower already.

Just don't let somebody ruin your experience, man.

- All I'm gonna say is just be civil,

'Cause he's heated.

- All I can say... - I don't want any fights--

- Is I'm not gonna let somebody talk to me crazy

Or look at me crazy.

- He's already looked at you crazy.

- I know. [Laughs] I know.

Right now, my adrenaline is flowing.

I'm just waiting for him to bust a move,

'Cause he will regret it.

If I feel, like, attacked, I'm quick to attack back.

He will get his a*s whupped.

- Oh, my god, I did not see this coming at all.

At friggin' all.

- The whole game's changed now.

- What's up with these little costumes, man?

- What cost-- - oh, the bear costume?

- Yeah, you got, like, wolf costume, bear costume.

- We just have-- we just have--

Yeah, it's like three of 'em placed everywhere.

- Man, I'm walking into probably

One of the most messed-up situations in this house.

- Do you even know what their situation is?

- I mean, they're hooking up.

And probably, if they're hooking up

For a long enough period of time,

They probably are catching a little bit of feelings.

- I mean, no, they got into it too much,

And ever since then, it's just strictly, like---

- Strictly just doing their thing?

- They've kind of been on the same page about that.

- Just doing their thing. Like, literally--

- And you know, that's embarrassing to me.

- Why? - To me.

'Cause I have emotions for jenny.

You know, to look at someone

That just uses her physically

And know that she's giving it up like that--

- Do understand, though... - It's embarrassing.

- It's still a two-way street, though.

Don't think it's like, you know, he's just using her,

'Cause she knows what she's--

- Yeah, it's a two-way street.

It's a two-way street. - We just don't--

Like, we're trying to make sure it's civil.

If you're an adult about everything,

It should all be fine.

I'm trying to make sure that brian

Is gonna be chill living in the house,

Because if he has a problem with cory,

He's gonna have a problem with jay, myself, and cory,

And that will not be good for his pretty-boy face.

- I bet you I could box jump this.

- Box what?

- Box. Jump. This.

- Do it.

Wow, brian. Good job. - Yeah!

There should be some more challenges around here.

- Yeah, go ahead and get your fill of challenge

On things like box jumping and stuff like that.

I'm gonna get changed for the gym.

- Go get changed, baby boo.

- Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah.

- I'm about to jump in the shower, though,

So I can calm down, cool off.

- I want to come!

- You want to come? - Yeah.

- In the shower? - Yeah.

We haven't seen each other in so long,

I just want to be around him, like, every second

To catch up with him and connect with him.

- [Laughs] so this is how your friendship works?

Nice friendship.

- [Laughs]

Both: too comfortable. - Oh, my gosh.

- We're too comfortable around each other.

We grew up together.

- From seventh grade on,

It's been one of those, you know?

It hasn't been easy. - It's been a roller coaster.

- I've had my share of relationships.

Not one person has had my attention the way lauren does.

- [Giggles]

- [Laughs]

[Laughter]

- Damn. I mean, that was real quick.

This definitely sends the message to me

That him and I are severing ties

And we are going to focus on our exes.

- Can I ask you something?

And just--i'm not trying to start anything or whatnot,

But, like, why are you

So into him not being here?

- Cameron? - Yes.

- I wouldn't want him to come here

And try and...

Like, pull some [bleep].

- Like, pull what [bleep]?

- Like, try and get between me and you.

I've been emotionally [bleep] by that dude enough.

- Like, you were dead-set on him not coming.

It's not like I was like, "no, do not come.

Do not come on this show." And you are.

- You said that you didn't want her to be here.

- I don't like awkward situations.

I don't want drama.

If you're truthfully over him,

You would not be freaking out like this at all.

You'd be like, "good, he's not here."

Or even if he did show up,

You know, "hey, cameron. This is my boyfriend tom."

- What?

- Nothing. - What?

- I just really feel like you still have feelings for him.

- So many emotions are going on right now in me.

If cameron was here, cameron would try and break us up.

Gestures--

Yeah, 'cause when you're comfortable around somebody

And you've dated somebody for so long,

And when you feel that comfort again, it's like,

"Damn, I miss it," you know?

- Yes.

This is a perfect test

Of his commitment ability.

You will know, either way, how committed of a man he is.

- This is my chance to learn more about tom,

And this is just a test for me and tom's relationship.

- I'm gonna hit that treadmill.

- Of course, a part of me is sad that

Cory and I can't continue with what we had,

'Cause it was a new, fun, exciting experience.

But I'm happy that brian's here.

Him and I have a history together.

He's who I always go back to.

So you're ready to work on you and I now?

- I don't know.

I know that I have feelings for you.

Your connection with cory,

That's something I'm gonna have to build up over.

You gotta understand that.

Like, you think if I go out to a club tonight,

Find me a girl, hook up with her,

You ain't gonna like that?

- You would do that?

- Don't take it out of the equation.

- You mean that there's a potential for you to do that?

- Is it a potential for you to do it?

You been doing it.

My interest is not gonna be fully on you.

It's not. - Oh, what's it gonna be on?

- I'm attracted to women! What do you think?

- ♪ How can I stay

♪ If you won't let me in? ♪

♪ If only you could see me

- :, We're going to the vessel.

What do I do if hailey and jamie get into it...

Like, from drinking?

- You have to have jamie's back. - Hi, guys.

- How was it? Both: good.

- I don't even want to get in between it, really.

"[Bleep], bro, catfight!"

- Catfight. - "Get her!

Yeah! Aah!" - Get it!

- Jamie does not like another female specimen

To be in my bubble.

Like, you know how you get when you get drunk?

Just super hardheaded? - Yeah.

- Hailey does the same thing.

- But why would she be like that towards me?

Does she still have feelings for you?

- Yes.

- Do you still have feelings for her?

- She's my friend.

- She just needs to keep her feelings to herself

About you, if she still has feelings for you.

- I would love it if jamie and hailey became great friends.

But let's be honest,

They're going to rip each other's faces off.

- It shocks me

That he started a relationship with somebody on this.

- I think it's so soon. So soon.

It's weird to me. It's so soon.

- And she doesn't really seem like his type at all. I mean...

- She's not like you. That's for sure.

- Her and I are opposites,

And it's kind of blowing my mind.

Like, how can you feel this way?

Like, I just don't really get it,

And I want to figure it out.

- Can you see yourself getting back with him or no?

- Yeah, I definitely could see that.

- Yeah. - Stuff's gonna get real.

- [Bleep] gonna get real.

- He has such little faith about me

Getting along with this girl.

Like, I told him straight up,

"I will not start [bleep]," but he was like,

"You don't know her," and I was like,

"I will finish [bleep]."

- That's what I said going into the house too.

I don't like to start stuff, but I like to finish it.

- You can feel the hostility in this house.

You can tell brian and cory are not gonna get along.

They are getting feisty.

- What's up? We need to talk.

- All right.

- Just so we can get to know each other a little bit.

You know what I'm saying? - I feel that, bro.

I feel that.

- I want to meet cory. I want to see what he's about.

I'm just getting sick of waiting, you know?

I want to-- I want to get it over with.

- I don't want you to feel weird.

Me and jenny are friends.

What we had in the past is that,

But I'm not gonna go around this house and not talk to her

Or just walk by her and not be like, "hey, what's up?"

You know? - Right, yeah.

I can respect that on a certain level.

- But what do you mean on a certain level?

- Like, if you start pushing it in a direction

Where it's like, you looking at me

And like, "hey, what's up, jenny?"

You know, you're trying to be funny and cute.

- I'm not here to make you jealous.

You think I'm gonna go out of my way to make you jealous?

- That's what I'm-- I don't know.

That's what I'm saying. I'm just...

- Right. - Aware.

- You're scared.

- Please don't fight.

Please don't say anything you shouldn't say.

Please don't throw a punch.

I'm waiting for somebody to just...escalate it.

- I don't want you to come in here,

Try to start some drama or sit there

And fight with her all day and whatnot.

'Cause I'm not about to live with somebody

That's gonna do that.

- I'm not about to do that. - I'll take your word for that.

But I'm not gonna let somebody come in this house

And ruin my time.

- I'm not trying to ruin nobody's time.

- You said I got your word, you know?

So I'ma hold you to it. - All right.

- I'm glad we can talk things over,

But if you come in here bringing that drama,

You can pack up your stuff and go right now.

- We're going out tonight as a big group.

- I see drama in the future, just to let y'all know.

- I think-- I think you're right.

- Um, but we'll see what happens.

Maybe everybody's gonna be mature.

I know brian seems a little immature.

As of right now, he seems like a cool dude

But seems a little immature.

- Okay, can you accept me being friends with other girls?

You know, I might have a little bit of fun with someone.

It might come off somewhat flirty.

- There's no way I'm gonna be accepting of you...

Like, flirting with other girls.

I'm not gonna do it.

You go out, you flirt, you do whatever you do,

And you're leaving

Because we can all vote you out of the house.

- I gotta directly see somebody that you been playing with.

Why do you take it so personally?

- You will leave this house. - No, I won't.

- Yeah, you will.

- 'Cause everybody's gonna vote me out, huh?

- Yeah.

- I'm not gonna be attached to your hip,

And you're not possessing over me.

- I need to know what you're trying to do.

Are you trying to--

- I want to feel free

To be accepting of anyone's interest in me,

Not necessarily trying to drive it all the way home

Like you did within the first week.

Come on.

I just got done having sex with you,

And then you jump right in and have sex with somebody else.

You can't take your own medicine.

[Bleep] hurts. It does.

[Dubstep music]

- Hey, arielle? - Yes?

- Come here for a second.

- What's up? - I am, like,

On the verge of freaking out

Because, like, he thinks he's gonna come in this house

And then say that he is single and that he's gonna do him

And, like, flirt with other girls

And be out and be open and all that [bleep].

No. - What do you want us to do?

You want us to, like--

- Like, if he-- the minute that he does that,

I want everyone to vote his a*s out.

- Oh, it's done.

You pull the trigger, and it's done.

- He thinks that we can't kick him

Out of the house.

- The moment you give me the look, it's done.

- Okay. - It's done. I got you.

- 'Cause he's not gonna come in this [bleep] house

And make me a fool. [Bleep] no.

- I got that. - No.

- Tell us when you're ready.

- Thinks he's smart?

Well--[scoffs] - okay.

- I got another thing coming for you, buddy.

My way or the highway, mother[bleep].

I am so furious and angry, I'm willing to do anything

To get him out of this house.

I'm ready to be vindictive.

I'm ready to be hateful and mean,

Just really mess with him and make him miserable.

[Dance music]

♪♪

- ♪ Let me live like we could live forever ♪

♪ Keeps getting better, keeps getting better ♪

- I'm wearing all your clothes. - I know.

Those clothes, though, look good.

- Yeah, just not the person inside.

- Just not the person inside. [Laughs]

- Okay, truthfully...

How bad is it?

- I would wear something different.

- The pooch is bad? - Yeah.

- [Bleep]. - Just being honest with you.

- No, I want you to-- - you're not fat.

- I want you to be honest with me.

- I think you can pick a dress

That would fit you better tonight.

- She's skinny. Like, real skinny.

I am feeling threatened by hailey

Because of course she's tiny.

And that's kind of where I don't fit in,

That little category, with tom, and she does.

So that's why I want to, like-- - oh, shut up.

- No, I do. - You are seriously not chunky.

- No, I'm-- - girl, stop.

- I'm, like, looking chunky tonight,

So I want to, like--

[Groans]

I hate this [bleep] zipper.

- Huh?

- Come on.

- Just two? - Go ahead. Okay.

- [Bleep], bro, let me get in that van, though.

You're with the newbies. - Okay.

- Me and cory are in this. - All right.

- It's just too many people.

It was already hard enough with six people,

And now we have madness.

[Dance music]

- Yeah, buddy.

♪♪

Yeah! ♪ I get crazy

♪ I get loud, I get funky ♪

♪ I get wild

♪ I get crazy, I get loud ♪

♪ I get funky, I get wild ♪

- I can get any girl's phone number, I can.

But now, with jenna here, I can't.

She's gonna get upset.

It's the same situation with cory.

Me and cory are just the guys with their girls here now.

That's all.

- No, I do not compare myself to the girls he dates.

- Yes, you do.

Stop lying, 'cause every time you--

"I'm prettier than her."

- Well, I just--i just know I'm better than them.

♪♪

- I kind of feel like the th wheel

Because everyone's paired up, and then it's me.

- Of course.

Do you still have feelings for him?

I still have feelings for him, and it's hard for me to see

Him and jamie together.

I don't want to cause any drama that isn't necessary.

- When was the last time you hooked up with thomas?

- Before he left,

He unexpectedly kissed me one night.

I don't know what his intentions were necessarily,

But it did kind of catch me off-guard.

♪♪

- ♪ Everybody's telling me to stop ♪

- Two months before I moved into the house,

Hailey and I hooked up.

I wanted to have sex, and it just happened.

I don't even have words to describe

How I'm feeling, what I'm thinking.

- We'll always pass up before everyone.

Blahh!

I need to, like, sanitize my feet times .

Oh, my god, what is that?

What is that?

Oh, my god, it's an animal!

Blahh!

- Look, I'm sorry, jenny.

I hate when you're hurting.

I just don't like how you respect yourself at times.

I respect you more than I feel like you respect yourself.

I got all the opportunity in the world

To hook up with people all the time.

But there's a disconnect within that

Because just hooking up, you know, it doesn't feel as good.

If i, like, really have something with that person,

A connection or a chemistry,

That's much more rewarding.

- That's what I've been learning.

I've grown up a lot, and I'm not the same person that I was.

- Living with jenny is going to be

A tough, uphill struggle.

Maybe my expectations were too high.

I know also you're manipulative

And deceiving, at times,

So I can't always trust and have faith.

- Right.

- That's what your history displays.

- Brian and I fight a lot, and we make up a lot.

We love hard, and we hate hard.

- Tell me that is not great cheese.

Right?

Terrible. - Why?

- 'Cause you shouldn't be involved with this.

- It's hard. - I know.

I don't want you to be the isolated person.

- Thomas and i, we had a really good friendship

Before I came here.

And unfortunately, it's kind of been put on hold.

I definitely didn't expect that.

- As long as you are not miserable--

- I'm miserable as long as you and jamie are dating.

So I'd rather you just leave me alone if anything.

- Really?

All right, my bad. I was trying to be nice.

I'm sorry.

- ♪ There's something in the air ♪

♪It's undefined ♪

♪ A common k*ller's stare, we fall in line ♪

♪ Never thought you were the type ♪

♪ You let me down

♪ Tranquilize

- How many girls just moved in? - Four.

- Seven girls on their periods at one time.

- Yeah, I hadn't thought about that.

Buh.

It's about to get real.

Ooh, it's about to get so bad.

- Our periods are gonna sync,

And our guys are gonna hate their lives.

Seven periods synched!

Guys, prepare yourselves.

- [Laughs]

Whoo!

- What are you doing?

- Making a little collage of pictures.

- Aw, I'm crashing that party.

- Yeah, I'm just-- I'm trying to figure out a way

To put all my pictures that I brought on this thing.

Oh, I brought this. Isn't that great?

That's from when me and tom dated.

- Oh, what? - Forever ago.

- Look at tom's hair, though! - [Laughs]

- Oh, my god, he looks so different.

- [Laughs]

- I don't think that jamie finds me as a person threatening.

My relationship is threatening with thomas.

Last night, my emotions were all over the place.

Tom. - Yes?

- I brought a picture of you that I found with--

You have short hair. It's from high school.

And jay freaked out. - Let me see it.

- Yeah, I'll show it to you. It's funny.

- You want to see me with short hair, boy?

- Yeah. - All right.

- It's a picture that I found of you and I

From, like, uh, padre, I think.

- Padre! That was a great trip.

- Hey, tom. - The first time.

The second time sucked. - What?

- I'm sorry I didn't hang it up.

- I don't think hailey is as innocent as she seems.

I think she is smart.

- That boy tom! [Laughs]

Tom! - You look like a baby.

Tom is being naive about hailey's intentions.

He knows that she still has feelings for him,

But I don't think he realizes that hailey

Might try and pursue those feelings.

- Arielle and I are, like, the most sober originals.

- She's really mature. - She's really mature.

I like arielle a lot. - So is ashley.

- They're my l*sbian godmothers.

- Cory's pretty mature too, though.

- But he's not in so many other ways.

I don't hear him talk about anything,

Like, beyond surface-level [bleep].

Like, he's just all about getting swoll at the gym

And girls.

At the end of the day, there's no real value there.

You know? - Yeah.

- That's why I'm so ready to just give up everything,

All the bull[bleep], and just be about you and i.

Brian and I always fight, but he's what I know.

He's what's comfortable for me.

My goal is to work on the relationship

That brian and I have.

There's no one else that I want to, like, have a family with.

There's nobody in this whole entire world

That I would rather have raise my children than you.

- That's really sweet, baby. - I love you.

- I love you too.

I always hoped that jenny and I could work things out.

I still have emotions for her. It's hard to let those go.

I don't know if they'll ever go away.

I don't know if her and I are gonna be compatible

For a relationship.

I just hope for the best.

- ♪ You know I'm bad at communication ♪

- We got it all? We got everything?

- I got sandwiches.

- We're going to go to dolores park today.

I'm definitely down, you know?

It's a park I've never been to, so let's do it.

- Yeah, no, we're gonna find you a dude.

- Okay, what is your dude besides, like--

Do we need to find an identical tom?

- No.

- I'm playing wing-woman for hailey

To see if I can get a rise out of tom

To see if maybe he still has feelings for hailey.

I want to see if he'll be excited for her

Or if he'll be upset.

[Dog barks]

♪

- Look at all the men. This is great.

- She said, "look at all the men."

Okay, we'll find you one right now.

Tall, dark hair. - I'm picking one.

- There's a bunch right over there.

- I'm the only one that's not coupled up,

So... - We're gonna make it happen.

- Yeah. We have plenty of time. - Yeah.

- Hey, look at all these cute guys around right now.

- That's exactly-- when we got here, I was like,

"Oh, my god." [Laughs]

[Indistinct chatter]

- I'm not trying to set hailey up with anybody.

That would make me mad.

If she goes and finds a dude and hooks up with a dude,

It'd be super immature,

And I'm not okay with that.

- I saw your wheels turning over here.

- Yeah.

Like, it would bother me if you went out

And, like, found some dude, and it shouldn't,

And that's an issue.

- Well, you don't think it doesn't bother me?

- I know it bothers you, and I get it.

- Especially if I brought somebody over?

- Yes. Like you--yeah, exactly.

- I get to deal with it this whole time.

It just kinda sucks.

- Yes.

It really sucks, and it has to really, really suck for you.

- Yeah. It does.

This is all great fun and everything,

And I like everyone here, but...

You and I still have to deal with each other,

You know, afterwards. - When we get back, I know.

- And I don't want anything to, like, ruin it.

Tom is definitely playing games right now.

He's gotten himself into a situation

That exceeds his expectations

And he does not know what he's doing.

- I just don't want a possessive relationship.

- I don't either.

- You see a hot lady, you want to flirt with her, fine.

Just don't go over the top with it, please.

- All right! Good job.

- Just don't go over the top.

- Hot lady.

- I love you. - I love you too.

- Yay, we're growing up.

We're growing up! - Let's go get a sandwich!

- We're being adults!

- Yo, there's no more of us sitting in v.i.p.

With those girls lined up to say hello.

- No. - That's out the window now.

- It's nothing like that. - It's out the window now

Because of both of them. - It took a whole turn.

I don't like it, 'cause I could just go and [bleep] jenny

Whenever I wanted, and she could [bleep] me

And then go bring home whoever you want.

I moved to san francisco to create my own path,

You know, to really be all about cory.

And for lauren to come into the house,

It just puts a brake on it.

I haven't even talked to jenny as much.

My old life is back.

It just confuses me on your intentions

When I think about--

You've never wanted to spend time with me before.

- 'Cause I was trying to get over you before.

- So what--what changed that? - I don't know.

- The show?

I've always gone by "cory and lauren."

I'm just sick of it.

Right now, I think the best thing

Is for lauren to leave the house.

- This wasn't my idea.

Like, I'm not here to rain on your parade

And [bleep] with you.

What do you want from me?

Can you tell me what you want from me?

- I don't know what I want from you.

- Okay, so then how am I supposed to give it to you?

- We can't not be together.

You can't bring people home, and I can't bring people home.

- Mm-hmm. - So we're stuck.

And I don't want to be stuck.

- Don't go away, this episode ofreal world

Continues right now.

- Oh. - I used to be good at this.

At one point in time in my life, I was good.

- I want to try one.

- But I was probably intoxicated when I was doing it.

- I am terrible at cornhole. - Get it, girl!

- Sorry, jamie. - It's okay.

- What's wrong, dude?

- Nothing.

- Liar!

Pants on fire.

Hanging from a telephone wire.

What's up, brother? What's up?

- I'll just put it this way. I don't like relationships.

- You like not having to be responsible

For other people's feelings?

- Yes.

I really, really, really, really like jamie,

And the only reason I did

The boyfriend-girlfriend thing, though,

Was because she likes that.

You know jamie. She loves love.

She wants that.

She wants to be able to say those things,

And I don't like that. - Right.

- I know what I want to do, it's just, if I do it,

It's gonna look really, really bad.

It's a lose-lose situation for me right now.

- Yeah. Yeah, I know-- okay, I know what you mean now.

Think they're gonna, like, get into a fight or something?

- Huh? No.

- Think you're gonna lose both of them?

- Yeah, that's what's gonna happen.

If I pay too much attention to hailey, jamie will get upset.

And if I pay too much attention to jamie,

Hailey will be miserable.

And it feels terrible

Because I don't want to hurt one of them.

- Are you okay? - No, I'm not.

- What's wrong? - I'm having issues.

- Talk to me.

- In my ideal scenario,

Why can't jamie and I do exactly what we've been doing

But not have a title?

If there is no title, jamie has absolutely no right

To get mad if I talk with hailey.

I am the one in a really bad situation right now.

- Why? 'Cause you still care about her?

- Not in that way. No, no, no.

- I want to know what tom and jamie are talking about.

- Yeah. - She saw me talking to him,

And now she's going over there and figuring out and...

- Figuring out what happened.

- I mean, I'm gonna straight-up ask him.

- You think he'll tell you? - Yeah.

- Oh, okay. - He'll tell me.

- Like, just trust me.

I'm in a really bad situation right now.

- Why?

- Because you know I hate relationships.

I do not like relationships. - Yeah.

- And I just--and I'm just in a bad situation right now.

- Do you not want to be in a relationship?

- That's what I'm trying to think about.

- Later this season onreal world...

- Boys are like puppies. You have to teach them "no."

[All whooping]

- Oh, my goodness!

[Laughter]

- Unh! Unh!

- Look at these bad influences.

- Let's hear it!

- ♪ What you've got's behind that... ♪

[Laughter]

- I never thought I'd be with anyone for five years.

- The exes shouldn't be here.

- Do you love her? - Absolutely.

- Why will you not tell her that?

- Why is it your business?

- I would hope in two-and-a-half years

That I would know who you are.

- You're gonna pull up your dirty emails

To each other and you're gonna show me.

- You know that I love him so much.

- Our friendship is over.

- She's pregnant.

- No.

- Hit me again live you've done before.

- Hailey! Hailey, stop it!

- Chill out. - What'd you say?

- No!

- I'm done with you.

- Argh! - Brian, stop it!

- You have just lit the flames of hell,

And I feel sorry for you.

- With an all-new episode.