- Hey, did you check out my internet site?
This isn't live yet, but... - Oh, that's cool.
- Right? Isn't that neat?
- I think nate's living memoir website
Is such a great idea.
I think that this could really take off.
- Here, throw this out for me.
- The first time I have a crush on michelle
Was the second I saw her, but michelle is our boss.
I can't believe you...
[Laughter]
- Mike is what I'm looking for in a relationship.
I haven't felt this way since...ever.
- Whoo!
[Upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Michael is taking a big chance with frank.
- This is the true story...
[Laughter]
- Of seven strangers.
- Greatest idea ever!
- Picked to live in a house.
- Don't tell me what to do!
- Work together. - Score!
- And have their lives taped.
- The house is on fire!
- Find out what happens...
- You guys are so gross.
- Wow!
- When people stop being polite.
- Make a move, I'm gonna explode.
- And start getting real.
-The real world... - San diego.
[Laughter]
- You have nasty feet.
- So do you. - Um, no I don't.
Oh, I got a bruise on my toe.
Yeah, you have fat little sausage toes.
[Laughter] - so do you.
- Those are disgusting. You look like a hotdog.
- Oh, my gosh.
- I like michael because I just think
Michael brings out the best in frank,
And just puts frank in a great mood,
So he's more enjoyable for the rest of us.
- Me and my mom are so similar, like, we're just real calm,
And my dad is totally bipolar and crazy.
He said, you know, "girls always like men like their father."
[Laughter]
- Michael should be our eighth roommate,
We decided, because he's super nice.
He's making the dynamic between me,
Zach, and frank a lot better.
I literally, if I see a random strange person in this house,
I'm like, "bye." Probably, day one,
You were probably like, "this girl's a b*tch."
- Well, probably because it's the first time I met you.
- And I was like in, like, a terrible mood.
- And that is so understandable, though.
Probably it's overwhelming. - I have more fun.
I mean, at least I was getting hit on that night,
And I had the confidence boost.
[Laughter]
- What's up, boss man? - What's up, man?
- They here?
- Yep. - Good deal.
[Laughing]
This is sick.
- Oh, good day.
- Oh, my god, dude.
This is me.
This is my product. Here it is.
The living memoir just went live.
My story is actually on the internet right now.
- How sick did that come out?
- Oh, yeah.
We have the launch party at stingaree,
And that's gonna be a big fashion show.
- Nate.
- Surprise.
- This is so sick.
All these people that doubted me,
[Laughs], I told you not to do it.
- So let's start putting those bags together, yeah?
- Yeah. - Yep.
Oh, ashley's gonna get so horny
For that baby cut.
I've got a gift package for everybody.
Also, I've got a little surprise for ashley
In the fact that I pulled some strings
So that she can be in the fashion show.
- Good to see you. - Good to see you.
- I think they got a place set up upstairs.
- Okay.
- Michelle is a girl from house of blues.
She's, uh, she's our boss?
Oh, yeah.
In my mind, it's not really a date.
It's just kind of like a night to ourselves.
We get to--we're gonna get to know each other.
My internet site, it's live now.
- Yeah?
- Yeah. Give me your phone.
- All right.
- This right here is the premise of the internet site.
Over here, this is my story.
- Okay.
- You can, like, read that sometime.
It'll probably make you cry, but don't read it right now.
That will just ruin the night.
- I'm happy for you. I mean, I wanna look at it.
I think that'll be great for younger kids.
You know what I mean? Like high school kids.
- That's--our demo's gonna be to, like, .
'Cause that's whenever you're trying
To establish your identity, you know.
- Right.
- And you're always gonna meet flack.
And depending on how you've been brought up...
[Yawns] you're either stable enough to deal with it,
Or you're not.
So...
That's the premise.
[Laughs]
Let's go.
- :. Wow. - It's early, it's early.
Look at the beach. No one's here.
- Oh, perfect.
- Well, I apparently don't.
- I mean, you think I know what I'm in for?
- Do you? - No, no clue.
- [Laughs]
- I mean, it's gotta be fun, right?
- Yeah. - [Laughs]
I'm not really going into this looking for a relationship,
And I'm pretty sure she understands the same thing.
But, you know, I mean, we can have a little fun.
I did actually have fun tonight.
That was cool. - Well, I'm glad you had fun.
That's good.
- Yeah. - That's my personal opinion.
[Laughing]
- And I think I'm cool.
- Mike for me, he is the perfect counterpart
To my up-and-down, roller coaster behavior.
In fact, before this, I was really slutty.
So it's really good to have him around.
[Upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Whoo!
- Franklin!
When frank gets really drunk--
And it's just someone letting loose.
That's really all it is.
But he is, like, all over everybody.
He always does it in a joking manner,
So I think he thinks that makes it okay.
But I can see that michael was kind of getting
A little upset about it.
- [Laughs]
I love it!
- Frank's acting, like, weird.
I certainly don't agree with the way frank's acting,
Because no longer is frank's horniness
Just affecting him and making him looks stupid,
But now it's making michael look dumb.
- [Screams]
Ow!
Ouch.
- I wanna go somewhere. I don't wanna be in here.
Let's just walk. We'll walk somewhere.
- Hey, can michael come?
- Yeah, where can we walk to get pizza?
- All right, cool.
- Frank just bit my ear off like mike tyson.
- It's just a respect thing.
- No, definitely.
- Should I stick it out and wait for him to, like,
Grow up a little bit, or do I just
Kind of, like, let it go?
- Yeah. - You know?
- Michael's a really nice guy,
And he seems to have nothing but good intentions
When it comes to frank, so I'm, like,
"Frank, please, just, like, don't mess this up,
Because this seems like a really good person for you."
- Never would I be disrespectful to somebody like that.
- Yeah, I got you, man.
I just got up and walked away from it
'Cause I didn't wanna be sitting right next to it
While it was happening.
- I don't know, bud. I don't know.
- I would--i mean, just hang tough.
We'll figure it out.
I think frank's treatment of michael is very unfair.
- Frank keeps calling me. Hold this.
- I gotta hold pizza for everybody.
- If you walk out of the club,
Go down two blocks and take a right
On the street that we turn on, and we're at that pizza place.
We're walking back, so we'll see you.
We'll meet you halfway.
Frank's right there.
- Michael.
Come on. [Bleep], man.
Michael! - What?
- Where are you going?
- What'd I do? - Nothing.
We'll talk about it later.
- [Mouth full] say it now. Well, say it now.
- No, I don't wanna talk about it right now.
- Say it. - No, I don't want to.
- Are you serious? Michael, stop.
- Don't do it. - Stop it.
- Michael, stop! Stop it!
- I'm not doing this right now. No, you stop.
- No, you stop. - Listen to me.
Do not embarrass me right now
In front of these [bleep] people.
- You're embarrassing me because you're won't talk to me.
Well, then, talk to me.
- Right now is not the right [bleep] time.
- What--who is--what-- are you serious?
- Yeah, I'm serious. - Just say what you--
Say what you wanna [bleep] say to me.
- No. I'm gonna go. - Seriously.
- I'll talk to you later. - No. Michael.
- Don't do this bull [bleep].
- Listen to me, do not embarrass me right now
In front of these [bleep] people.
- You're embarrassing me.
Say what you wanna [bleep] say to me.
- No. - Seriously.
- I'm gonna go. I'll talk to you later.
- No. Michael, come on.
- You want me to be honest? You were being disrespectful.
You just don't do that kind of [bleep].
- Do what? - If you can't see it,
Then maybe you don't know. - What?
Dancing on people and stuff?
I was having fun. I don't know what...
This relationship thing is so new.
I always did what I wanted.
I had no one to ever answer to, and that's what I'm used to.
I'm trying to balance the two, but it's hard.
- Let's go. Michael, we gotta go.
We gotta get out of here.
- I can just feel the awkwardness
And feel the tension.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
I think that he knows that I am, you know, I'm trying here.
I-i am trying.
I feel awful for hurting his feelings, I do.
But I need michael to understand that I am a work in progress,
And if he doesn't get that, then I don't know.
- Last night, when frank climbed on top of ashley
And started humping her... Inappropriate.
- I'm glad michael said something,
Because all of us were kind of like,
"Whatever, I don't want to talk to you,"
And michael's like, "don't ever do that."
- The whole bi factor completely throws me off.
With frank's being bi,
Don't go and dance with some other girl that,
You know, you may think is attractive.
It's kind of like having his cake and eating it too.
[Phone line ringing]
- Hello.
- Hi, babe. - Hi.
- Listen, I am--i'm so-- I'm sorry for last night.
If you don't wanna come down again,
I totally understand, 'cause I'm not--
I'm sick of putting you through all this bull [...].
- I know it wasn't a big deal.
But it gets made to be a big deal,
When all of the roommates just try to, like,
Throw in their two cents and all of that bull [...].
And it--it sucks.
- People are gonna say what they're gonna say,
And they're gonna do what they're gonna do,
And it's not even important. - I know, babe.
- I love you so much.
- I love you too.
- Bye. - Bye.
- I just don't get it sometimes, I guess.
Frank keeps talking about that guy from hillcrest
That looks like his ex-boyfriend.
- Yeah, yeah.
- And his name--the real guy's name is todd.
- Okay. - Every time we were out,
Frank is looking at todd.
Like makes eyes with todd.
He's like, "oh, I wanna go talk to him."
- It's unsettling. It's stupid to hear that stuff,
You know, but... - Hmm.
[Phone line rings]
- Hey. - Hey.
Where you be?
- I be at my house.
Where you be? At your house?
- Oh, boo, boo.
- I just got home. What do you mean?
Well, I was at-- downtown.
- Can I please have you in my house now?
- Not if you just expect me to come over there
Just so you can get some action.
I don't think that sounds like--
- Well, I thought I was gonna actually gonna be cute
Because you would have brought me a burrito,
And then blah, blah, blah.
- [Laughing]
Okay. - I just wanted you to come over
So I can snuggle for a little bit,
And all of a sudden you're an a*s [bleep].
- Um, yeah, I'll come over. [Laughs]
I'll be there in like, minutes.
- ?
- Okay?
- I guess I'll let you in.
[Doorbell rings]
- Come on.
Can you spend the night?
- Okay.
- Okay.
[Laughs] I'm gonna enjoy the [bleep] out of this.
Whoo!
- [Laughing]
- Ooh whoo! Whoo!
- [Laughs]
This is my boss, and she is moaning at the top of her lungs.
- [Moaning]
- I'm listening to michelle moaning.
It sounds ser-i-ous, whatever's going on in there.
It must've been awesome.
- [Laughs]
- I love banging girls. I can't get over it.
- Well, that's the good thing about michelle being a loc.
- [Laughs] oh, yeah.
- How many people have you slept with since you've been here?
- Three.
- So is kissing cheating in your book?
- In all seriousness, I don't think kissing is cheating.
- I do, like, if I'm dating a [bleep],
And she makes out with a dude...
[Laughs]
Sayonara. - Whatever.
- But like right now, me and michelle aren't even dating.
So works out! - You guys are dating.
You're not... - What the [bleep] is dating?
- I think--i think dating--
- Let's hash this one out.
- Yeah, let's get this-- [laughs] I think dating...
I think dating is when you're like seeing somebody,
Hooking up with them,
But you're also hooking up with other people.
You go on dates, but you're not, like, committed.
- So what's it called when you're boyfriend/girlfriend?
- In a relationship.
- So that's after dating? - Yes.
It goes from like one-night stand
To dating to in a relationship.
- Oh, okay.
For me, it went from texting
To talking to dating.
- Okay, so texting is what?
When you're texting and [bleep]?
- No, see, never--
Never incorporated the sex thing into it, I mean--
- Well, then you're-- then you're boring.
- Oh, I'm the boring one?
Oh, yeah, make the straight guy boring.
[Both laugh]
- Coming up onthe real world...
- You dirty dog. - I was talking--
We have a bottle service, if you guys wanna come.
- Today, michael's gonna surprise frank.
- Shut the [bleep] up.
This is just the [bleep] time to surprise
In the history of surprises.
- Did you do something last night?
- Ohh.
- Oh, let's go to the roof first.
We'll just work our way down, it'll be great.
- Me and trevor and travis
Start setting up stuff for the evening.
You want me to walk this way,
Just kinda puff up out there?
- You'll probably be chilling by the edge.
- It's a lot of time. It's a lot of effort.
- This is all moved and converted into a walkway.
- All right, good, good. Good walk-through.
Check.
- [Humming]
- Nate has asked me to model his runaway show
Because he knows I've done it in the past.
I'm excited about it.
I know how important this is to nate.
You know, this is a huge event for him,
And I don't wanna be under-prepared whatsoever,
So I'm kind of stressing out a little bit.
But I know it's all gonna work out.
This is really good.
Do you want anything? Anything in my little box.
- [Chuckles] no, I'm okay. Thank you.
- [Laughing] all right.
[Upbeat music and chatter]
- Hey, what's up?
Mwah. - It's good to see you.
- You look beautiful.
- Here we go!
- Sold out crowd. Tons of hot chicks.
I'm gonna be kind of nervous.
- Good luck, baby. - Jump up, baby.
- Jump up there. - Thanks, guys.
How are we doing, san diego?
- [Whistle]
- The living memoir gives everybody an outlet
To let your story known.
My story is on there. I want your story on there.
Now, we got some beautiful ladies.
We got a line that I had to design.
So if you guys would help me
In greeting these beautiful women.
[Cheers and applause] thank you!
[Upbeat music]
♪ ♪
All the models are so hot.
Oh, my god, this is so sweet.
[Cheers and applause]
- Whoo!
- Whoo hoo!
- Ashley doesn't pose in my outfit at all.
She just goes, "whoo," and then turns and walks away.
Have you modeled before?
- Whoo!
- To be honest, I'm surprised that nate
Pulled this off flawlessly.
- I just wanted thank you all for coming out tonight.
Let's get this party started!
[Cheers and applause]
We're done workin'!
[All shout indistinctly]
- I'm a rock star right now.
I don't wanna be tied down.
- So, I come out after the show,
And this girl named ashley, she is like grabbing him
And groping him, and I'm just like, "uck!"
- No, she didn't.
- Ashley definitely keeps me in check,
And when it comes from her, it's a lot easier to settle down
Because, most of the time, she's right.
- Cheers to a good night.
- Taking care of business.
- I have a tummy ache.
- Why?
- It's probably a, like, lovesick tummy ache.
- Ohh...those happen.
- I've been feeling very misty lately.
But now I have a photo. It's the only photo I have.
- I love that picture.
He's very good-looking.
- I'm doing turkey on there. - That looks good.
- I'm not really sure how zach's feeling
About the night before.
I don't know if he's like upset that I got emotional with him
Or if he's okay with it.
- It was so hot watching you [indistinct].
- [Laughing]
- I knew ashley was upset with me.
She just doesn't like when I get hit on, I guess.
Stare at me, stare at me in my beautiful brown eyes.
- [Laughing]
They're not brown.
Mine are brown.
- Stare at me in my beautiful brown eyes.
- Yours are green and brown.
- [Chuckles]
- I haven't been to any g*y bars and clubs since I met michael.
Of course I miss the attention.
I miss getting looks.
I miss the game. I miss flirting.
Sam and I are gonna go out to the brass rail
And let loose a little bit.
[Overlapping chatter]
Why didn't you come and say hi?
You dirty dog.
Todd is a friend of a friend.
We've hang out before. Tonight's no different.
We have a bottle service if you guys wanna come.
[Upbeat music]
- What do you wanna do? - You wanna go dance?
- No. You wanna go dance?
- I didn't know if you wanted to.
You were all moving and grooving.
- Kristen is kind of cute,
And she's got a major crush on me.
So we're just get really flirty, and I'm like, "hoo hoo."
I personally don't think making out with kristen
Is gonna be that big of an issue,
Because michelle and I are under the same understanding.
- Are you still coming tomorrow?
- I am, yeah. - I'm glad that you're coming.
Frank misses mike a lot.
So I'm gonna help michael surprise frank with the visit.
The plan for us tomorrow is breakfast at :.
- That might be good. Don't you think?
- Yeah. - Should I bring something?
I don't know what to bring, and I wanna bring something.
- You coming is enough.
- So excited.
- I can't wait. - I can't wait.
- Okay.
Today, michael is gonna surprise frank.
He's gonna do it by showing up for breakfast,
But I have no idea where frank is.
I'm just worried that michael is gonna get here,
And frank won't be here,
And that this whole surprise will be ruined.
Go for it.
- Change.
- [Whispering] morning.
Huh? - Where were you?
- Did I premeditate hooking up with todd in any way?
No...but things happen.
Good morning.
- What happened to you? Where did you go?
- I was having a lot of fun and I was like,
"I'm staying out."
Do I feel like I need to clue in the roommates
To my every, single move?
No, you don't-- you don't tell everybody
Everything about you.
That's just not how things work.
- Are you going to breakfast?
- Yeah. - Perfect.
- Did you just get home?
That's a yes.
He turns around and he looks at me and gives me this smirk,
And that means, "yes...
"I did something I shouldn't have last night,
"And I'm smiling about it,
And when am I gonna eat breakfast?"
Where did you go?
- Are we going back to bourbon tonight?
'Cause tonight's [indistinct] at bourbon.
- Oh, yeah. The girls' night. Whoo!
[Laughter]
- Oh, my gosh, priscilla.
- You guys got biscuits and gravy?
- Yeah. - We have a number...
- I thought you guys had to leave by
- We have to leave by :, yeah.
- We're going to church. You wanna come?
It's like new age.
- Whoo hoo hoo! New experiences.
I'm going to church. - Are you really?
- Go to church. Go to church.
- Should I not go to church?
I can't go to church.
Am I gonna pukeskies?
- Oh, damn it, we did have a really big meal.
- All right, we'll stop talking about it,
'Cause I wanna be surprised. This'll be, honestly,
The first time I've ever been surprised.
- I am excited to hopefully surprise frank
For the first time, but more importantly,
I'm excited for frank to see michael.
- [Laughs] - no krumping.
- This is just in!
A lizard has entered the car!
- What? - [Laughing and humming]
- The big surprise is here.
- Shut the [bleep] up.
[Cheers and applause]
- Your surprise!
- Hi, michael.
- Surprise! - That was so cute.
- Frank is genuinely surprised.
- Michael, perfect timing. - Thanks for your help.
- This is just the [bleep] time of surprise
In the history of surprises.
- So this is your surprise face.
[Laughter] - I feel sick.
I feel guilty.
To be confronted right off the bat,
Just an hour out of bed,
Is a lot more than I thought I was gonna have to take on.
- See you at the house.
- I'll see you at the house, babe.
- Oh, yeah, you got me. Hard.
Oh, like, seriously.
- You need a back rub? You good?
- Yeah, yeah, please. 'Cause I don't feel good.
- Hi. - [Laughing] hi.
Oh, my goodness.
- What did you guys do last night?
- Just like went out, and then I like--
I was just having too much fun and I was just like,
"All right, I'm staying rouge."
I didn't even sleep here last night.
No.
Yeah.
Huh? - Would you tell me?
- Huh? - Would you tell me?
- Yes.
- I am not, nor have I ever been,
A very good liar,
Especially when I have a stake in something.
- No. [Sniffles]
- Ohh.
Please, please stop.
[Crying]
I'm sorry, okay?
Mike, it's not easy for me either.
I'm sorry. I mean, i--i really am.
This situation [bleep] sucks.
It sucks.
[Crying] I don't know. I don't know what to do.
I'm upset that...
That I've hurt somebody that I care about so much.
I'm upset that I let down someone who cares about me.
- Then, please, let us stop this.
Look at me. Come here.
[Whispering] I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
- [Whispering] stop.
- I'm not. - I told you, if you're doubting
The fact that I'm working my a*s off,
And I [bleep] up-- yes, yeah, I did.
But, i, uh...
Michael and i, I don't know where things are at...
And it's just--
It's just so awful.
[Soothing music]
♪ ♪
I want him so bad to understand
That this is not a reflection on him,
That this is not something that I'm doing maliciously.
You don't--you don't really go around
And find people like mike every day.
And so, I would never, ever want to give that up,
Because he's an incredible individual,
And so smart and extremely accomplished.
And I care a lot about him.
But i...
Feel guilty, because I'm not that.
I don't reciprocate all of that.
- Drive safely.
- What happened? - What happened?
- Yes, I don't really-- maybe I shouldn't know.
Maybe it's best that I don't know.
- No, it's cool. I cheated.
- You lied to me this morning.
- Lied to everybody this morning.
- Great plan. Is it alcohol induced, at least?
- No, last night was sober.
- So are you guys done? - No, we're not done.
- When you first told him today, if that was me...
- Done. Or out.
- I would have walked straight out of door.
I don't want frank and michael to break up,
But cheating's not okay.
There's gotta be consequences for it.
- I love michael.
It has nothing to do with me loving him or not.
- I didn't say this,
But you love him and you cheat on him.
And he's a really good guy. - I know.
But like you guys have to remember,
I've never ever, ever, ever, ever
Been in a relationship, ever.
- I don't feel bad for frank in this situation at all.
He's the one in the wrong %.
So, if anything, I feel bad for michael,
'Cause he--he deserves more than frank cheating on him.
He must feel like you don't give him a [bleep] about him,
'Cause that's what I would feel.
I would feel like you don't care about me at all.
Even if you say you do. You know?
- It sucks to see someone be disappointed in you.
I don't know what to say except I'm putting an effort there.
I know, it doesn't look like it, but I am.
I am doing the best I can,
And whether or not that is sleeping with somebody else
Or being the perfect boyfriend, I'm doing the best I can.
- That's why we're all here, is to grow and change
And do things we don't normally do.
- I do normally sleep around. That's the problem.
And I'm gonna [bleep] up in other ways.
- Well, that needs to go out the window real quick.
[Laughter]
- Ohh. That was stupid.
I didn't like that.
[Laughter]
[Knock on door]
- Hey.
So michelle's coming over just to hang out, I guess.
We're still playing ping pong. She's gonna watch.
Hey, what's going on?
- Hi. - Hi.
- Ha! Come this way.
- Did you get a haircut?
- No.
- I like it. - Thanks.
[Laughs]
Still there?
- So you wanna go out? No?
- You want--i will if you want to.
- I think, for a little bit, it might be fun.
- Oh h*, that was gnarly.
How the [bleep]?
Thanks, man.
- My left hand.
- [Laughs] oh.
Ahh! My bad. I got one here.
[Indistinct chatter]
- Ohh! - Oh, there it is.
- Hi. I didn't know you were here.
How you doing?
- Where do you wanna go tonight?
- I don't know. - Tuesdays.
Oh, we could go to beachwood tuesdays.
- Walmart!
- I mean, everything's going on right now,
'Cause it's tuesday.
I drove down burnet to get here and got all excited.
There was so many people out.
I was like, "oh, I wanna go out too."
Shouldn't have done that.
- [Bleep] damn it.
[Men laughing]
- I brought shorts. I'm gonna go change into 'em.
- Hell, yeah. [Laughing]
- Two weddings got delayed this week.
Frank and michael are on the rocks.
And nate and michelle are on the rocks,
But michelle doesn't know that she's on the rocks.
- Payback.
- Ohh!
[Indistinct chatter]
- Is your car here? - Yeah.
- Oh, perfect.
I'll walk you to your car.
- Upset about what?
- I don't know, just...
- I mean I'd rather you not right now.
I mean, you can't just leave me with that.
- I just know, like, what you think of me...
- What do you think I think of you?
- I'm just stupid, and I'm just here,
And I'm just whatever.
You don't care about what I ask you to do.
You don't care about what I wanna do.
You don't care about my private life.
You call me at : in the morning.
When I told you before, I was like,
"Nate, I have a normal life.
I'm normally sleeping at : a.m."
I've just never had a grown man treat me that way.
- Fair enough.
I was under the impression that michelle understood
Where I want to be with this whole thing.
And now, she's totally turned it around on me and I'm like, "ah."
She's really, like, falling for me,
And I'm afraid I hurt her in that sense.
Didn't think you were thinking that deep into it.
- Just being-- just common respect.
[Kiss kiss]
- Yeah.
It just sucks,
Because I'm not in this to hurt people's feelings
By any means.
But it's like, I just started my business.
I'm not gonna have time to have a relationship.
[Yawns]
- I absolutely love and care about michael.
I just don't know if I'm capable of being a % committed
In a long distance relationship.
I want so bad for that,
But I don't think that I am at that place.
And now, I feel like I have to communicate that.
- My friend--nathan!
This is her flyer.
- Oh, maybe michael is breaking up withme.
- What?
Via email?
- "Right now is not the right time for us.
"I know the pressure of our relationship
Is getting to you as well.
I know you love me, I really do,
And I know you hooking up with todd
Was not because you don't love me.
And I know you say you are trying,
But we both know that you shouldn't have to try
Not to cheat in a relationship.
I know that this is your first real relationship
And that you're not sure how it all works,
But I think everybody knows that making out with other people
Is not the right thing.
I'm sorry this is in an email.
I just had no other way to get my thoughts out.
It's gonna k*ll me to not see you,
But I'm doing what I know is best for both of us.
I love you. Mike."
Whoa.
I mean, michael and I care about each other.
End of story.
Its just--to be honest,
I don't know if I'm capable of
Being anybody's boyfriend in this moment,
And I was trying really hard for that to happen.
This entire weekend has shown
That I am not really in that place.
Are you upset with me?
- I'm not upset with you.
I'm disappointed,
Not in how you're handling it now,
I think you're making the smartest decision
To choose not to be in a relationship.
- And I'm glad that he wrote that email,
Because like, that's exactly how I feel,
And to know that he's on the same page...
Even though we're coming from two different places...
- Different emotional page. - Different emotional place...
- Same page as far as where to put your relationship.
- Yeah. - Honestly, it just sucks
Because I feel like what he really wants
Is a relationship,
And what you eventually want is a relationship.
The sad thing is making the decision not to do that now
Means that there's a possibility that you and him might never.
- [Sighs]
Ohh.
Life is so nuts.
- Yeah.
- In a good way.
- Yeah.
- I don't regret anything I've done,
Even the vases.
'Cause I've taken something from everything.
- I think the best way to look at things
Is to be sorry, but not to regret.
- Yeah.
[Upbeat music]
♪ ♪
Hi. How are you?
- What's up? What's up?
- Nothin'. Have we met?
- I'm frank. - Todd.
- Nice to meet you. - You too.
- I am doing things that in the moment feel right.
I've made it loud and clear that I am working.
I'm a work in progress.
- That? - [Laughs]
- Ohh. He told me, he was like,
- "I know you have to do your thing."
And I was like, "yeah, I do."
And I think I jumped into things too quickly.
I went from never being in a relationship
To being in a serious one.
I didn't even do dating.
- Well, I kind of did that the first time too.
My st birthday is my first boyfriend
That it was like serious.
Like, I dropped my friends, like, every day.
- That's what everybody says.
- And it gets easier. - I know.
I just feel really bad. He's a really good guy.
Same goes for you too. - Yes.
- No, I'm serious.
- [Stretching] yes.
- 'Cause turns out you are kind of nice.
- A little bit.
- Stop doing that.
That makes me wanna bone.
Really bad.
[Laughing] I'm not kidding.
- Frank cheats on his boyfriend
And then hooks up with other guys,
And it's disgusting.
- Sorry, should have given you a heads-up.
[Water runs]
Ahh.
- You need to learn self-control.
- I do have self-control.
I have no feelings for todd in any way,
But I enjoy his company
And I don't wanna feel guilty for that.
- I guess just coming from, like,
A conservative school and stuff and, like, background,
Like, would michael be happy
If you came to surprise you and...
- We already did the surprise thing, man.
- Yeah, well let's just say he walked in
And you were in bed with that guy?
I don't really care who people are hooking up with,
But frank will hook up with anything that moves.
Michael at least was a classy guy.
What, uh, whatever.
Like, I do not wanna be around this.
- I just gotta put pants on.
All right, put them on, 'cause I'm hungry.
- Put contacts in. - Hi.
- This is ashley. - Nice to meet you.
- Todd. - Nice to meet you.
- Yeah. - Cool!
[Overlapping chatter]
- Bye.
- Go ahead, you can have shotgun.
- See you later. - Mm-hmm.
- Do you want us to wait
And drop you off at the gym or what?
- Well, if you don't mind waiting a couple minutes.
- Can you wait? You don't--do you--
- Because I have so much to do. - Right, yeah.
We can wait. [Laughs] that's a good one.
- Hey, bro, are you sure? - Yeah, I'm off.
I was off last night and today.
- You got off last night?
- No. - [Laughs]
- No. - No, actually.
- No.
[Laughter]
- That's-- [laughs]
That was inappropriate.
- It was? Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't know that we didn't know.
- Is this topic not exhausting for everyone else as well?
I don't know. I don't get it.
It just-- I'm over it.
Zach's been trying to start [bleep].
That was an inappropriate comment.
- Yeah, it really was.
- [Laughs] sorry. - It's fine.
- It's gonna go right back to how it was huh?
- I don't know.
- Next onthe real world... - Whoo hoo hoo!
Whoo hoo!
Announcer: shawn jade!
- Back home, I'm a drag king.
[Upbeat music]
- Sam's k*lling it.
Whoa, h* h* h* h*!
- When it comes to me and who I am,
I don't have anything else to say.
- Was it really that easy for you to look
Like a white bread, dumb, conservative, bigoted [bleep]?
I've feel like I'm [...] Out there by myself,
I didn't ask to fight with any of them!
It's a big [bleep] damn to me, okay?
- You wanna know something really, really sad?
I'm really, really smart,
But I'm also really, really stupid,
Which a number of people have already identified.
- Right. - I thought that
Putting dogs to sleep--
Until my junior year, 'cause I thought through it--
I thought they were just a bunch of sleeping dogs.
[Laughing] I for real thought they were sleeping.
And the reason I came to the conclusion
That they actually died,
Was 'cause I was, like, "they can't eat."
[Laughs]
That entire conversation happened with myself,
But I decided to tell people, and I don't know why.