26x03 - A Pig Walks Into a g*y Bar...

[bunniefuu]

- Previously onthe real world...

- Would you hook up with a roommate?

I hooked up with most of my roommates in school.

- Guys or girls? - Both.

I check all the boxes. - [Laughs]

- Is that what-- are you serious?

- Whoa!

- You are a piece of [bleep] trash!

- I pick up everyone, and frank is really aggressive.

- [Bleep] you! Seriously? - Whoa, dude.

- Frank seems to think that everyone's out to get him.

- [Bleep] you! I'm gonna get you.

Come on, man. Come on.

It's very, very easy to disregard somebody

Who doesn't give a [bleep] about their sexuality.

- You know I respected you from day one.

You know we're on your side.

- This is the true story...

[Laughter]

- Of seven strangers...

- Greatest idea ever!

- Picked to live in a house...

- Don't tell me what to do!

- Work together...

- Thor!

- And have their lives taped.

- The house is on fire!

- Find out what happens...

- You guys are so gross.

- Wow!

- When people stop being polite...

- Make a move. I'm gonna explode.

- And start getting real.

-The real world. All: san diego!

[Laughter]

- Every time I sh**t a g*n, I almost get a b*ner.

I--like, when I go sh**ting, I tell my mom, like,

"Hey, get the shower going as cold as you can

Before I get back."

- You know, when I first figured out cold shower,

I was beating it in the in shower.

- You're jerking it in cold?

- Oh, no, you start in cold, you finish in cold.

- Whoa, that seems...

- That's risky.

- I'm a [bleep]damn man. - That's impressive.

- Me, zach, and frank, you know, hang out.

- Bromance is awesome because guys are the ones that just--

You can say whatever the hell you want,

And they're not gonna judge you.

- As soon as I can grow a mustache,

I'll have one /.

- You can't grow one? Actually, even I can't.

- You could grow one. - No, I really can't.

- Really? - I really can't.

I've let it go--

- We could both grow perv 'staches.

Which--where it's just-- you have this--

I have a pencil mustache.

- It grows in weird.

It, like, comes in, but it just like--

- Right now it looks pretty mustache-y, though.

- Mustachio?

I tend to divulge more of myself into girls,

But at this point, I think it's really important

That I have a solid group of guy friends in the house.

- Ashley told me that she felt stupider

After listening to us talk.

I was like, "that is the--"

- And then when she said stupider, that's perfect.

- I was like, "that's the number-one comment

I've ever gotten."

[Laughter]

- Good thing nobody...

- Stop it. Are you serious?

- [Laughs]

- When a great idea comes to you,

You don't question yourself.

I really want a pet,

And I really want it to be a pig.

Pot-bellied pig for sale, $!

- We need a pig. - Yep. Let's go get him.

- You know, there's a lot of discussion

About the whole two daddies thing.

You know, should they be able to adopt?

- For $, you can adopt a piglet.

- And that's exactly what we're gonna do.

- Oh, how cute!

- [Laughing] oh, my god. - How cute is that?

- Zach's making me laugh, because I don't really know

Where this damn pig thing came from, but we're getting one.

- As far as activities, what are we gonna push on him?

Tap.

- [Laughing] clearly. - Skateboarding.

- If he doesn't like to do it, we're not gonna force him.

- No, there'll be no forcing.

- I thought we were getting a dog.

- No. - We're not getting an animal

'Cause nobody's gonna take of it.

- I'll take care of it.

- We're going to the g*y bar eden.

It's g*y and l*sbian. You wanna go down there?

- I'm, uh...

If that's what you guys feel like you need to do.

Like, you wanna do that--

- It's not that hard to just be like, "no, thank you."

- I do not want to go any g*y clubs, because I realize

That I am a chunk of meat to these guys,

And I do not want to throw myself in the fire.

- I'm not that thrilled about it either.

I don't-- I've never been to one.

I'm not trying to, like... - Really?

- No.

It seems kind of aggressive.

I've never been to a g*y bar or club because, one,

I lived in vermont, and there were none there.

And, two, it's just--

The whole g*y culture is not really my thing.

- I'm going, regardless. - You are going too?

All right, well, then I'm not gonna make you go by yourself.

- I mean, I don't--

- If you're hell-bent on going, then I'll go.

- Can you add the cowboy boots?

- Cowboy boots and a chihuahua muumuu? Yeah, maybe.

- Totally.

- So tonight frank and sam

Are going to a g*y club called eden.

I'm happy that they have a night out to do their thing,

But me, zach, and nate, we just don't wanna go there.

We don't feel comfortable enough.

- This is my first time I've ever been to a g*y club.

I'm gonna be drunk as all hell.

- Oh, that's right. You're going to eden.

- Are you gonna look for a girl or a guy?

- At a g*y club, tell me what kind of girls are gonna--

I'm gonna be able to pick up?

- Sometimes they might go with their friends.

[Laughter] - he's got a point.

- Huh? - Well, you're--

You go both ways, so they might too.

- What?

You guys are so smiley.

- Why am I smiley? - Hey, where's my wallet?

- [Chuckling] he's gonna have sex tonight.

This whole bisexual thing is absolutely new to me.

I have no right to tell you what you're gonna [bleep]

Or who you're gonna [bleep].

That's fine by me.

But, you know, just don't do it when I'm around, I guess.

- All right, let's go. - Whoo!

- Yay! - Every single time.

- This is minutes away.

Are we going to our place first? I'm assuming.

- Yeah.

- Eden is right there.

- You guys sure you don't wanna come in?

- Positive. - Oh, my gosh.

This is too much. - Oh, my god.

- It's all guys.

- I can't do it. - No, go, go.

- Dropping frank off,

He's acting really timid about going in there.

And I think frank is gonna come home alone,

Because he says he's bi,

But I think he really is just straight,

And he's just trying to get attention.

- Oh, yeah.

Oh-h*-h*, yeah.

Oh, yeah. - You guys have fun.

- Have fun!

- I'm so out of my element right now.

I just saw two dudes kiss. I need to not do this anymore.

This freaks me the [bleep] out.

- Yeah, I would never really go in here.

- Okay. Go, go, go.

- Oh, my gosh. Okay, we're gone.

- Thank god we didn't really agree to go to that.

- Maybe my roommates haven't been in situations

Where they're around g*y people or they're around lesbians,

But they completely act immature about it.

- Now I wanna see the straightest thing ever.

I wanna see [bleep] and explosions right now.

- I wanna sh**t a g*n and eat a steak.

- I'm a little, you know, put off just to see,

Like, shirtless dudes in speedos dancing on tables.

- All right, let's get a drink.

I need a drink-- just a lot.

- Oh, look at that guy.

- I can't take that seriously.

I can't take that seriously.

- Frank's a little bit uncomfortable at first

To this environment.

I'm used to it, but he is not,

And you can definitely tell.

- Ah, yeah, I'm on my way.

- There, deco's.

Thank god!

- You're really cute, by the way.

- I'm making out with a girl.

We're having a good time.

Next minute, I look over,

Frank is making out with this dude.

- ♪ I wanna kiss, kiss, kiss you all over ♪

♪ Hold you tight and tuck you in and call you my lover ♪

♪ I wanna whis--whis--whisper sweet nothings ♪

♪ A chance to show you something ♪

♪ I wanna kiss, kiss, kiss you all over ♪

♪ Hold you tight and tuck you in and call you my lover ♪

♪ Call you my lover ♪

- I think I'm about to...

- Is it locked?

- Yeah. I have a key somewhere.

- Uh-huh.

[Coughs]

[Doorbell rings]

- Let me find it.

- Hi, I'm having sex.

- Oh, my god. - Oh...

Gah! It's, uh...

[Whimpering] what is going on?

- Hi, I'm having sex.

- Oh, my god. - Oh...

- Like, you're in mid--oh...

- There it is. - With a guy?

- I'm not sleeping in my room the rest of my life.

I'm not sleeping in there. I'm--ugh.

What the [bleep] just happened? I need a shot.

I thought that frank was acting when he said he liked guys,

But now I am % sure that frank likes guys.

- Oh, my gosh.

Wet steps from the hot tub into house.

- Dude... - Fresh evidence.

I just feel sick.

We gotta change roommates.

- Frank hooking up with a guy

Is very tough for me to experience,

But I think it's even worse for nate,

Because nate is sharing that same room with him.

What if it's a girl, though? - Then that's okay.

I mean, it's a double standard, but I mean...

- It is absolutely a double standard.

- The only part that I was actually worried about

Was walking in on dude-on-dude.

But, like, I don't know.

It's a whole different [bleep] ball game

Now that it actually happened.

- The walk of shame.

- Yes, definition of walk of shame.

- Zach doesn't wanna see frank with another man,

And neither do i, so I kind of related to him on that level.

[Door slams]

- Hi.

- What in the hell?

- I can't talk.

- What? - Did you get it in?

Please tell me you did. - Oh, they got it in.

- Oh, they got it in. - They got it in.

- Did you? - No.

- All I know is I walk in,

And your man's face is plastered against the shower.

- You were in the shower? - [Laughs]

- No, you destroyed the hot tub?

- Oh, my god.

I wanna ignore the whole swordfight

And pretend that it never happened.

Will you please, god, switch me rooms?

- I'm not switching you rooms.

I can't ever get in the hot tub until we clean it.

- [Sighs]

- My bad.

I need to take a shower.

Good night.

Also, [bleep] you guys.

- Frank bringing home a dude and having sex with him

All over the house-- I mean,

I'm not gonna tell him, "don't do that," really.

But it's kind of disrespectful to do it

In, like, communal places.

- I'm so freaked out with this whole, like, frank thing.

He's gotta understand that I'm uncomfortable with it.

Right? Like, right?

- Nobody thinks you did anything wrong.

They're just like, "okay, that happened.

That's weird to me 'cause I've never seen it before."

- I think I [bleep] up,

Because I feel like I just established relationships,

And then everybody's gonna be like, "oh, my god."

- I just think you can't live in this house

Feeling like you're being attacked all the time because--

- Well, I don't. That's the problem. I don't.

- You get drunk, and you always say--

The first thing you say is,

"I've [bleep] up, guys. I'm sorry.

I screwed up tonight."

- You know it's different tonight.

- Yeah, but, I mean, tonight, it's different.

But tonight you still feel like, "oh, my gosh. I did this.

You guys are all gonna treat me different now."

- Yeah, becau-- 'cause I brought home a dude.

They're not used to that.

So I went a little crazy.

I went over the edge a little bit,

But I don't wanna be disrespectful.

I will only bang in my bed from here on out.

But I'm not gonna stop having sex with guys

Because people are uncomfortable with that.

That's not okay.

I'm sorry if I freaked you guys out.

You knew it was gonna happen, though.

- Yeah, I know. - No.

- It's nothing unexpected.

I mean, I knew it was gonna happen.

I just--i gotta to get acquainted to it, knowing...

- Whatever, I can't do anything about it now, so...

And it's gonna--but it's gonna happen again, so...

- I mean, I understand that. Yeah.

I mean, it's uncomfortable to me at first.

And I mean, I'm sure I'll-- I'll become accustomed to it.

Tonight I'm not gonna sleep in my room.

I'm just assuming it happened in my bed

And probably on my dresser.

I don't wanna sleep in there--it's icky.

- ♪ You got me buggin', buggin', buggin', buggin' ♪

- So I'm not sure if I should put this condom

In frank's bed or just leave it here.

- That is the most disgusting thing

That I have ever heard in my entire life.

- Well, it's totally unwrapped

And chilling in the bottom of the shower.

I just looked down and found it.

- All right, all right. Too much.

I don't have a problem with who frank hooks up with,

But I do have a problem with where he does it.

Hey, I got a question.

Is that condom that's in the shower yours?

- No, why?

- 'Cause there's a condom in the shower,

And I'm really pissed about it. - Mine was in my bed.

No answer for ya.

- Personally, I'm weirded out by him right now.

I think he is a strange human.

I'm not gonna shower in that shower until he cleans it.

- It's pretty apparent that things are different

And that, you know, last night was not okay for everybody.

[Line ringing]

- Hello?

- Mom? - Frank!

- Can I talk to you for a second?

- What's the matter?

- None of my roommates ever seen a guy kiss a guy before,

So nobody's, like, freaking out about it,

But I don't--i'm sure they're not happy about it.

I mean, I can tell. I'm not stupid.

- It's against what people think are,

In quotation marks, "normal."

And people with closed minds don't want anything

That's not considered normal.

So you're gonna have to deal with it.

- I really did become really close with the guys

Really quick, and, like, they knew it's gonna happen.

But I woke up this morning and, like, said, "hey,"

And then, like, I got, like, a "hey, what's up?"

And that's it. That's all I got back.

- I mean, there's prejudiced people,

And I mean, I know you don't choose it,

But you're, you know,

You're going down a difficult pathway.

You're gonna have to get some tough skin.

And you have to know your family loves you

No matter what, even though sometimes you're an a*s.

- You're a [bleep] b*tch sometimes too, mom.

- Yeah, I know.

But you know what?

I have to be sometimes, because you're, you know...

- Stop it. - You're crazy sometimes.

- [Laughing] I know. - No, you are crazy sometimes.

Your mouth. It's your mouth.

- All right, mom. I'll talk to you later.

I love you. - I love you too.

- All right, bye. - Bye.

- That shower is disgusting,

Especially with what was on the ground in there.

- Obviously, you're not just upset that the shower is dirty.

- I'm not upset about it.

- You're upset about the situation, right?

- No.

- You're really just this, like, irritated

Because the shower's not clean?

- He can do whatever he wants to do

With whoever he wants to do it with.

- Then explain it to-- I'm not understanding, then.

- Do I have to be his best friend?

- No.

- It has nothing to do

With his sexual orientation. - Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- To me, it was like, strike one--

He got in a fight with girl at beechwood.

- Frank. Frank.

- Then the way he treated everyone in the car.

- [Bleep] you. I'm gonna get you.

Come on, man! Come on.

- Then, like, he was disrespectful in the way

He brought home a person to the whole house.

- And you don't think that's, like, your feelings about it

Is anything that could be clarified

After, like, sitting down and having a conversation with him?

Or is it just like, "no, you know,

He had his chance, and that's it"?

- We're way different. I mean, we're polar opposites.

- The way it's forming is just kind of not--negative--

- Well, we're just at opposite ends of the spectrum.

- Mm-hmm. - You know?

You're not gonna be best friends with everyone.

- Yeah.

- I haven't slept in my room

Because of the whole deal with frank still freaks me out.

I still consider him a friend, but I'm not,

You know, judging him for his character.

This is more a self battle, I suppose,

With becoming acclimated with this situation.

- What's up? - Would you like to sit?

- Yeah, are you sure you feel all right?

- This is really hard.

It's really hard. - Yeah.

- And, like, I'm-- I promise you

That I am a happy-go-lucky person, for the most part.

It's just this is, like, a huge test for me,

And I don't know why things are going the way they are.

- From my perspective with frank and the boys, you know,

There's still the awkward divide.

But I do want everybody to be happy like a family again.

But we just have to get through it.

- I just want so much for everyone to grow together.

- Mm-hmm.

- Yo, you gonna walk on the beach?

- [Chuckles] yeah. - Let's go.

- Yay, walk.

Yeah, I don't know how much we can walk down here.

- We can.

- Oh, these flies are gross.

- Oh, it's disgusting, I'm telling you.

- Priscilla, you coming? - Uh-uh.

- Once you come to the rocks, there's no more bugs.

- I can't do it.

- Come on.

- I can feel them laying eggs in my ankles.

- I promise you'll be fine. - I just breathed one in.

I'm not wearing underwear!

Oh, no!

Oh, they're in my vag*na!

[Laughing and screaming]

- Everyone else went for a walk.

- Good for them. - I wanna go surfing.

That sounds manly, right?

- Did you talk to him about switching rooms?

- No, I didn't have the [bleep] b*ll s*ck.

- [Laughs] listen, he--

I don't think he'll take it as--

- He would. I mean, he would take that so bad,

And I was just like... You know,

Like, he was like, "well, you don't--

You're not judging me for me," and I was like,

"No, but I'm not comfortable with the situation."

- How are we supposed to think about you now?

- This is just totally new for them,

And they need to deal with it on their own time.

- "Herro."

- Oh, my god.

- "Herro"! - [Laughing] oh, my god!

You look like...

- The mask. - The mask.

- Makes sense.

- Are you ebay-ing pot-bellied pigs?

- We're trying.

- Why don't you just get out of here with your negativity

If you're not gonna support the cause.

Orange county.

- That's, like, an hour and a half.

- I don't care. I spare no expense for this pig.

I have been working tireless hours to get this pig.

This pig represents more than just a house pet.

He represents hope.

But it's a female.

- Wait, do pigs get their period?

- [Snickers]

[Laughter]

I refuse to discuss that with you.

I plan on going out and getting a stroller for the pig.

I plan on getting a carrying case

That I can strap around my shoulders.

Everywhere I go, this pig is going to go.

[Line ringing]

- Hello? - Hi.

I'm calling in regards to gilbert, your pig.

I had to go through a lot of people

To get the number of the breeder.

I am the most excited I've been about anything in a long time.

How big is gilbert?

How big--what is his size?

- Oh, he's like maybe , --

Something like that, his weight.

- Wow, that's a big pig.

Maybe me and gilbert aren't soul mates.

Maybe it's not meant to be.

Thank you. - No problem.

- Bye.

[Sighs] just what do you gotta do around here

To get a damn pig?

- Nate hasn't slept here in three days.

- Oh, he hasn't slept in here?

- It's bugging you, just, like, talk about it.

- I asked him the other day, and he only thing he said

Was that he was super uncomfortable...

- Yeah.

- That he has to get used to it.

Well, what do you want--

What can I do to make you get used to it?

I am not different

Because I brought home a dude on saturday night.

I am still the same person who was your friend day one.

- Talking would probably help.

- I just don't see a result. It's fine.

I'm not brooding about it, I'm really not.

I promise I'm not.

It's really flooring for me that sexuality...

Is overpowering who I am at this point.

See you. - Good-bye.

Have fun.

- I hope this turns around.

- Pathetic!

- Bro, I was uncomfortable! - [Bleep] you.

- What the [bleep], bro?

- The whole house for the past three days

Has been so tense, and I just wanna have fun.

I can't sit around all day anymore.

I need to get out. [Line ringing]

- [Sam indistinctly on phone]

- What's up? Sam?

- Where are-- where are you?

- Okay, I'm leaving the house now.

- ♪ It's party time ♪

- Frank.

- How's it going? - Good, how are you?

- Good to meet you.

Hi, I'm frank. - Good to meet you.

- Putting myself in frank's shoes,

I've been there.

I've had the backlash of, "you like the same sex."

That's just something you're gonna have to get used to.

- [Laughs]

For sitting around, being quiet all day,

That's not me, so I'll talk to almost anybody

About anything at this point.

My roommate hasn't come into my room in three days.

Do I have, like, rainbow germs

That are, like, getting everywhere?

Like, it's [bleep] stupid.

I'm over it. Yeah.

Like, doing it all over the house

Probably wasn't the right move, first night.

I mean, look at me. I have a lot of sex.

I mean, dude, whatever.

I didn't think she was, but now she is.

She knows what to do, man.

All straight girls, the whole time since she's been here.

The whole time.

- Yeah.

- Hi.

I'm lindsey. - Hi, lindsey.

- Let's go.

So I pick up lindsey at the beach

And bring her back to the pad.

- Where's the hot tub?

- At this point, I have no idea

What's gonna come of age with this little tale.

- I knew I wasn't gonna get along with people.

I don't have that kind of personality

To like everyone, so...

- I usually like everyone, but I never get--

- Nah, I mean-- - I never get close, though.

- That's what I'm saying. Like, yeah.

Like everyone? No.

Actually, you're right. I don't...

I don't like everyone.

- If you don't like someone, that's fine.

Like, there's no reason, like, you have to, you know.

- Yeah, but if you're living with someone,

I feel you have to respect them.

- [Laughs] - you know?

- Uh-huh.

- I'm starting to become more acclimated

With the sense that frank did a dude in my bed.

And, like, there's really no other place to take the chick,

I guess, so might as well just go to my room.

- Oh, my gosh.

What--ohh. I--ohh.

Check, please.

- I just replaced all the sheets,

So it has to be something else.

I live here. - I have lived with--

- How do you think I feel? I live in this room.

- Oh, hey. - What's up?

- So actually, you're in my room.

Why don't you get the [bleep] out of here?

Wanna know why?

'Cause you'll catch a disease if you're in here.

- Do what? - [Bleep] you!

- Seriously, [bleep] you!

[Bleep] you, dude.

- All right, bro. All right.

- Exactly. Get the [bleep] out!

- That's what I was trying to do.

- Seriously, get the [bleep] out!

Have fun.

Have fun, dude.

- My bad. My bad, bro.

- Your bad? [Bleep] you!

You know what? You know what, nate?

You're pathetic. You really are.

You have nothing, nothing to live for, seriously.

- I'm not gonna touch you, bro.

[Clatter]

- You're pathetic! - Oh, my god.

- Pathetic!

- I never judged you once.

- Really? - Yes, really.

- You haven't even talked to me in three [bleep] days.

- Bro, I was uncomfortable. I was...

- Three [bleep] days.

Three [bleep] days.

Three days, man! Three days!

[Bleep] you.

[Bleep] you.

[Bleep] you! - What the [bleep], bro?

- Get rid of me, man! Get rid of me.

- Take me the [bleep] on out of this house.

I'm so over it. I don't give a...

- Frank is really unpredictable when he drinks.

- Seriously?

- I'm honestly just really afraid,

Afraid that nate could get hurt

Or nate's date could get hurt or frank could hurt.

- I was uncomfortable!

Yeah!

And you're gonna come at me like this.

And you're gonna [bleep] shatter [bleep]

On the [bleep] ground?

- [Crying] I shouldn't be here.

- We are besties. What the [bleep]?

- [Sniffles]

- I was uncomfortable with what happened, yeah.

Did I choose to not sleep in my room?

Yes, that's what I chose.

- [Crying] do you know how much that hurt me?

- I did not know--

- Do you know how much that hurt me, dude?

- I know.

- You know how much that hurt me?

- [Bleep], yes, I know how much it hurt you.

I mean, I'm sorry.

Look at the [bleep]damn ground.

Look at all the shattered porcelain.

Nobody can walk around here without shoes now.

You overreacted in that manner.

Come--no, no, no, no, no, no.

Come on. [Bleep]damn, stop.

You never struck me, so they--stop.

[Pottery breaking]

- Where is he? - In his room.

- Bro, he [bleep] lost his mind,

And I almost lost my [bleep].

- Are you [bleep] serious?

- He held it together.

- What the hell's going on?

- He lost his [bleep] on me, bro.

- For what reason?

- Because I didn't sleep in my bed.

- Don't worry. I'm gonna leave.

- You're not-- wait, no.

- So he broke stuff, but he didn't--

- Oh, yeah.

- What happened that made you do that?

- It doesn't matter. I'm gonna leave.

- No, it does matter.

- It's fine. I'm gonna go. It's cool.

- But you're making it seem like we all want you to go,

But that's not the case at all.

- I don't deserve to be here! I really don't.

I'm going. It's cool.

- You always say, "it's fine, it's this."

We don't know what's wrong. You don't tell us anything.

- You're gonna victimize yourself like this all the time?

We want you here. - Exactly, so get a new person.

- Okay. You know what?

If you're gonna go, then get your [bleep] and go!

We defend you every single day, frank!

- If I can-- - every day, we defend you!

- If I could go right now, I would go right now!

- At this point, I kind of feel like

We've dealt with this so many times before.

At what point do you cut somebody off and say,

"Okay, we're not standing up for you anymore--

Like, deal with it"?

You can't handle what's going on here,

Then maybe you shouldn't.

- Yeah, well, I'm gonna run for a minute until i--

- W-wait. You're gonna make, uh,

This decision when you're hammered drunk.

- No, i--

- You need to stop making any decisions when you're hammered.

- What? - Just go to bed.

- What decision do you want from me?

Nothing. - What is your deal with this?

Like, this is not the way a man handles his [bleep].

Just sit down and talk. Don't, like...

That's fine, then. Then you're right.

I don't either. - Then, peace. I'm out.

- Yep, see you. Please don't go.

Ohh, frank flipped out again--

Big surprise.

[Unenthusiastically] please, frank, don't go home.

[Normal voice] actually, I really could care less

Whether frank stays or goes.

- I don't think at this point

There's anything that we can say.

Anything. - Yeah.

- Except for, like, "look, you shouldn't drink."

But he knows that already.

There's only so much you can let it go.

Do we want him to, like,

Actually hurt himself or someone else?

- Instead of coming here and breaking something,

Like, he's gonna hit somebody.

- Yeah. - And i-i can honestly say,

I can't say if it would be a guy or girl.

- Sober frank deserves to be in the house

And should be in the house.

However, I think that drunk frank

Is a whole nother story,

And my thought process is

That frank should only stay if he stops drinking.

- That was [bleep] bull[bleep].

I don't know where he went,

What he's doing-- I don't care.

- Basically, he got home. He was really drunk.

He started breaking stuff, and it's kind of a habit of his.

Like, he gets really drunk, and he gets really emotional,

So--'cause it's really unsafe when he gets like that.

- Not fair to everybody else in the house

To have that going on. - Yeah.

He put nate at risk,

And I really don't want to see him

Or anybody else get hurt.

- All frank's saying is like, "'f' you.

You guys don't want me here."

Like, "'f' you. Screw you guys."

- What? - Obviously, it's like frank's

Just throwing out all these drunk words,

And he's trying to start something.

And nate's just trying really hard not to fight back.

- Oh, hey, there. - What's going on?

- I wasn't about to have that chick leave last night,

Not after dealing with frank's dumb a*s.

[Telephone ringing]

- Hello?

- Sam?

- Yeah?

- It's frank.

- Hey, what's going on, bud?

- What's up?

- Where are you at?

- I'm at a hotel.

- Are you going home?

- [Crying] I don't know.

Can you come pick me up?

- How long till they get it to you?

- I don't know.

- What are you doing today? - Hi, sam.

- What's going on? - Oh...

- Big date later?

- I was gonna go down and see frank.

- Where is he?

- He's at--in pacific shores, in a hotel.

'Cause he called, and he was freaking out.

So, whenever you're done doing whatever you're gonna do,

Let's go ahead and go down there.

We're gonna meet him at that park

Right by where we went surfing.

- Okay.

- Over here.

- Is this good?

- So... - Well...

Just give it to me right now.

- How about you give it to us?

- I don't have any.

- Do you remember anything?

- I have nothing.

- I was the last one at the bar.

- Other people came out with us?

- Nate was out there with me before,

And then you met me out there.

- Yeah, I know. I know that.

- And then--then you disappeared.

- [Scoffs]

- You broke, like...

- Everything. - Everything.

- Everything in the office is broken.

- You know the four white vases on the--right to the wall

As soon as you walk downstairs?

That whole thing. All of them were ripped off

And shattered-- zach vacuumed last night.

- It was like this volcanic eruption,

And we notice that that happens all the time when you drink.

Like, you turn into somebody else.

And then every time you drink,

You start yelling that we don't care.

- And you start screaming. You're like, "nobody cares.

Everyone hates me, 'f' you guys."

- It's scary for us, because it seems like

It's getting, like, worse and worse.

And every time this happens,

It's more extreme than the time before.

And we're afraid for our safety.

It's like, last night, honestly, frank, I was afraid of you.

- I know sorry seems really stupid,

But it does-- I do mean it.

- Yeah, we--

- It's our opinion that you just shouldn't drink,

But this is your decision, once again.

- I can't say that I'm gonna stop drinking, i--

But I will say that I'm gonna stop drinking

To that extent, absolutely.

- You cannot do that again. - [Choking up] I know.

- Just, uh...

- But not a single person in the house

Doesn't want you here, doesn't like you, or,

Like, wishes you were straight, you know?

I think that if you stick around,

It would be probably the best growth experience of your life,

If you let it be.

- I want to come home.

I wanna get my [bleep] and go home.

- Well, I really think-- - gohomehome?

Or home, "up the street" home?

- Home, "up the street" home. - I like it.

- Okay, then get your stuff. - All right.

- There's a pot-bellied pig right there.

- No, there's not.

- There is a pot-bellied pig.

Nice.

- Oh, my god!

[Pig snorting]

- He's grazing. Leave him alone.

- Yeah.

- I need to rebuild relationships,

And I need to show people that there's a lot more to me

Than a drunken rampage.

I need to move back in.

But I'm not really sure how people like zach or nate

Or ashley will respond to it,

But I'm hoping that they'll respond well.

[Doorbell rings]

- Franklin!

Hi, baby.

I'm so glad you're home.

Are you home? - Mm-hmm.

- I'm date ready.

All right, come on, come on. It's all right.

- As far as tension between frank and I right now,

I'm not necessarily avoiding him,

But I'm not gonna go out of my way to go say hi.

I've made drunk mistakes too.

I'm not about to hold that against anybody.

- I'm sorry.

- Don't apologize to me, mother[bleep].

- How much did I break?

- Uh, like, three vases.

- Are you back? - [Chuckles] I'm back.

- Are you sane? - I'm sane.

- [Laughs] okay. That makes me happy.

- I'm sorry. - That's okay.

It sucks that it had to go down the way it did,

But I mean, what can we do?

Now it's repercussions to the actions.

We just have to just see what happens next.

- But I actually mean it. - Mm-hmm.

- I do. And i--it's silly that

That's, like, the only word there is for it.

But if I can create some, I will.

- I think it just-- just gotta prove it.

That's all, you know? - Mm-hmm.

I'm gonna start going to therapy.

And, um... - Well, that's good.

- Curbing the drinking, obviously.

- That'll be good for you. - Yeah.

- We're all pretty open.

You've seen that, and we're here for you.

And, like, if you go home,

I don't think that's a good thing.

- No. What's up, man?

- Yeah?

- Zach, I'm sorry, dude.

- Don't be sorry to me.

I want you to apologize just to the girls, really.

- Well, no, everybody deserves an apology from me.

Are you kidding me?

- Cool. - It's cool.

Just, you know, let's keep it real.

You know, just move on. That's all we gotta do.

Frank decides to come back to the house,

And, you know, good for frank.

I really could care less if he's here or not, at this point.

So welcome back, i-- I guess.

- I think it's really important that we all go do something

As a cohesive unit, all seven of us,

Because we haven't done anything all together.

I'm glad to take them out to, like,

A little bit nicer of a dinner.

- Come on, let's go. We're leaving.

- Scram! - Right now!

- Time to get in the car. - Shotgun.

- Awesome, good.

- We go to the whisknladle in la jolla.

I mean, I really like this place.

I think it's awesome. It's something new.

We've been eating burgers and fries for however many weeks.

- Thanks, ma'am.

- This place is really fancy,

And I can't believe that frank is willing to do this

For all of us.

And I'm definitely still kind of upset.

However, I do appreciate the gesture.

- Braised napa, whatever that is, cabbage, chives.

- Should we get the bone marrow for the table

So we can all try it? Suck a bone.

- If you wanna suck on a bone to get the bone marrow, then...

This restaurant is way too fancy for me.

I really just don't like anything on the menu.

- This is the bone marrow, right?

- I--how do you eat that?

- This is delicious. - I love that.

- That's good. - This is nice, you know.

Everyone kind of together a little bit.

You know, just moving forward. - Yeah.

- You know, at the end of the day,

We really are the only ones

That know what each other's gone through, so...

- That's true.

- It's good to know that we have each other's back.

- We are all we got. - I'm going there.

- Yeah.

- Nate at dinner-- way too quiet,

Way too quiet.

- I'm still kind of trying to cope

With frank's decisions and frank's action.

And, um, I don't know what's gonna happen.

- Thank you guys for coming.

- Amazing.

- Oh, my bad, bro.

You--are you awake, yeah?

- Dinner was [bleep] awesome tonight.

- [Laughs]

- It really was, man.

I loved it.

I loved the entire thing.

And you know I'm gonna piss you off.

I'm gonna piss you off every day,

Because if you honestly think that you should've taken me

To dinner for that whole dumb [bleep],

Then I'm sorry-- I [bleep] up.

But you know we're best friends.

I need to apologize for being such a h*m*,

And I'm sorry that I am that way.

- I could've gone about things differently, too, but...

- I want to go to a g*y bar with you and sam.

I honestly want to.

Like, if I'm afraid of snakes,

I'm gonna jump in a [bleep] pit of snakes.

- [Laughs] - that's just who I am.

I don't give a [bleep]. I will jump in that pit.

[Laughing]

- I'm just happy to hear anything from nate,

And hearing him say that he loves me

And that he's so sorry, I'm like,

"Cool, man, I'm just so happy to have you back."

- All right, shut the [bleep] up.

I'm going to bed.

- [Laughing]

- Next time onthe real world...

- Bite it!

[All screaming] - [growls]

[Laughter] - [retches]

- It feels like you just cut off a lot.

- What about the bald spot? - Oh, my god!

- Literally, I don't have any words for you right now.

I don't.

- Nate, out the blue, just gets really emotional.

I never thought I'd see that side of nate.

- You know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna my call my parents and be like,

"Um, can you put seven grand in my account?

I wanna go buy a pot-bellied pig and all the dressings."

[Laughter] - wait, what?

[Laughter]

- A cage, a bed.

- [Laughing] can't wait to see the pig

Floating around this b*tch.

- With a leash?

Can we put a life jacket on it?

[Laughter]

- Yes. - Little water wings?

- Get him his own wet suit!

[Laughter]

- Little piggy wet suit.

- With flippers! [Laughter]