26x01 - First Impressions

[bunniefuu]

[Cheering]

- ♪ So good, the mood is upliftin' ♪

♪ Lift it, groove and move, I'm not missin' ♪

♪ Beats, I mean, I mean, I'm not switchin' ♪

♪ Me, it's just the way that you listen ♪

♪ Music in my life is my movement, move me ♪

- ♪ 'Cause it makes me feel good ♪

♪ Makes me feel all right ♪

- Pris, all this is not gonna fit in there.

- It has to fit in here.

- Okay, ready?

[Zipping]

I am incredibly nervous.

I have never, ever been away from home.

Mom, will you help me carry my shoes outside?

- You mean the shoe store?

- I am wanting to cry because of my little brother

I'm leaving behind.

I want to cry because of my little sister.

And I am anticipating the moment

Where I actually leave my mom's side

And I'm just going to break down.

- Oh, my god. Mommy...

I don't want to leave you.

- ♪ Make me feel it all night ♪

- ♪ Stand up, you can see what you want to see ♪

♪ Hands up, I can be what I want to be ♪

♪ Feel good, v-i-b-es ♪

♪ Real good music and v-i-b-es ♪

- ♪ Make-make-make-makes me feel ♪

- This is the true story...

[Laughter]

- Of seven strangers...

- Greatest idea ever!

- Picked to live in a house...

- Don't tell me what to do.

- Work together... - Score!

- And have their lives taped.

- The house is on fire!

- Find out what happens...

- You guys are just so gross.

- Wow!

- When people stop being polite...

- Makin' moves. Gonna explode.

- And start getting real.

- The real world.

All: san diego!

[Laughter]

- Are you gonna try to hook up with a hot dude?

- It's not like a free-for-all.

Is it? I mean--

My mother is-- is my best friend.

I trust her with everything.

- All right, now, will you tell me the truth,

Since I'll be gone all summer?

Have you ever had sex in my room?

- In your room? I haven't.

- Never. - Oh, wait.

When you're--when we were living at the condo...

Wait, what about you?

Did you ever do it in my bed?

- No. - You're lying.

You did it on my bed.

- I didn't. I did it on grandma's couch.

- Grandma's couch?

Where was grandma?

- [Laughs] [seagulls calling]

[Bell clanging]

- Wait up!

- This will be the first boarding call

For amtrak's north... - Pigeon.

Bird.

Ha.

- Are you nate? - Yeah.

- You're nate? Oh, nice to meet you.

- Are you alexandra? - Alexandra, yeah.

- Sweetheart.

- Are you ashley?

- Frank? - Frank, yeah.

Nice to meet you. - Hi.

- No, we're gonna hug.

- Oh, okay. - We're gonna hug.

You're too much of a babe.

- You smell good.

- Well, thank you, I guess.

- Where are you from? - I'm, uh, from kansas city.

- I'm from connecticut. Where are you from?

- From, well, I go to school in vermont,

And I lived there for the past four years.

What part of connecticut?

- I'm from, like,

The northwest corner, so...

- I am not used to seeing girls like this,

With their boobs all up.

Just like, "okay, we have a barbie in the house."

Well, you look like a california girl.

- I know, people say that. I'm like, "no."

But I've been doing, like, modeling and stuff for awhile.

I got involved in modeling kind of a on a whim,

Because I didn't really want to jump into, like,

A formal job.

I always have a lot of fun doing it.

And I'd like to do more.

- W-wait, where would you have guessed I was from?

- I kind of thought you'd be from, like, here,

'Cause you kind of... - Really?

- The way you're dressed.

- Yeah, well, I'm dressed

Like a puerto rican call boy today.

- [Laughs] - so...

- I was standing at the airport, waitin' to meet

My new roommate sam.

I'm curious to know whether sam is a male or a female.

However, the name doesn't give any indication,

Because that could go either way.

- What's going on, brah? - Hey, nice to meet you, man.

- Nice to meet you too.

- The first second I catch a glimpse of sam,

I'm thinking skater, skater punk kind of person.

Where you coming from?

- Norfolk, virginia. Where are you from?

- Uh, brighton, michigan.

I lived in virginia for a little bit,

Played football there for a while.

- Zach is the biggest dude

I've ever seen in my life.

Cowboy boots, wrangler jeans.

He scares me.

- Where are you from?

- Um, I'm from zimbabwe originally.

- Whoa!

- But I took the train in from l.a.

I live there now.

- So you're from zimbabwe, l.a.

I mean, home, jesus.

- My dad is from zimbabwe.

He met my mom when he was going to school in oregon.

And, uh, they got married

And moved back to zimbabwe together.

When I first learned english,

My family came back here

To give birth to my little sister,

And so we went to alabama.

And my mom,

I guess she doesn't like southern accents or something.

So I'm a kid, and I'm like, "aynd!"

And she's like, "no, alexandra, it's 'and'."

And there's a tape of me just repeating

And learning to say "and."

[Laughing] what did you study in school?

- It's actually called nuclear engineering.

- Nate looks kind of like the typical frat guy.

Likes to party a lot.

But in there is, you know, huge brain.

- Freshman year, we're splitting atoms.

First day of sophomore year,

Oh, we're splitting atoms again.

Does that look fancy to you guys?

Yeah.

I've split billions of atoms before.

It just gets old at that point.

- Where'd you go to school? - Stanford.

I took civil engineering. - No [bleep].

- Yeah. - Well, hell.

Ch-check you out. You know what I'm saying?

Oh, you know. You're from stanford.

She's smarter than me.

You wanna get out of here?

Wanna make a quick exit?

- Look, I got two presents.

I have...car. - Car key.

- Okay. - And the house key.

[Laughs] let's go.

- Yeah.

- Well, like, what are your hobbies?

What do you like to do in your free time?

- I play sports.

I've played soccer.

I been huntin' with my dad since I was nine, so...

- What do you hunt? - Deer.

And turkey. - Okay.

- I'm not even sure, still,

Whether I have a male or a female roommate.

Hi-five.

- Ohh...

My... - Oh, my god.

- God!

- This is my house.

Mommy. - This is you.

- My mom had me when she was .

So it's a completely different bond

Than anyone that I know.

- I love you, baby.

[Crying]

Go start your new life.

- My mom and I basically grew up together.

- Bye.

- But I'm an adult at this point,

And I'm going to need to figure things out on my own.

- Hello?

There people here?

No? Okay.

- You are so pretty. - Oh, thank you.

- You really are.

Would you hook up with a roommate?

- I'm not setting guidelines and rules for myself.

- I don't think there's anything wrong with it.

I've hooked up with most of my roommates in school too.

- Guys or girls? - Both.

I check all the boxes.

I don't discriminate.

If somebody wants to hook up... - Okay.

- I want to hook up.

- Frank is bisexual.

Okay. I-- that's cool.

This kid's, very, very interesting.

- Oh, man.

I'm sweatylicious.

- Wait, is this us?

- [Laughs] whoa!

- This is so bad-a*s.

- Honey, I'm home!

- Hello? - Okay.

- Wow. - Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

I'm dreaming. Come on.

It's literally awesome.

Ooh hoo! [High-pitched shriek]

The entire living room is outlined with windows

Overlooking paradise.

- Hi!

Nice to meet you.

Alexandra. What's your name?

- Priscilla. - Priscilla?

Oh, it's so good to meet you.

How're you doing? - I'm good.

- Good. - Yourself?

The name's nate. - Nick?

- Nate. - Nate.

- Nice to meet you.

- Where are you from, priscilla?

- Um, long, long drive and flight.

No, I'm from san diego. - Oh, really?

- But never have I seen it like this.

This is ridiculous. - Do we have a hot tub?

- We do. Oh, my god.

I can't believe it. - Oh, my god.

- Nate seems like he is gonna be super...

- [High-pitched laugh] - um...calm.

- Rockstar!

- ♪ Let's have some fun ♪

♪ C-c-come on ♪

♪ Let's have some fun ♪

- Dibs, right here. Took off my shoes.

- This is so cool.

- It's pretty much the dream house.

- ♪ Aah ♪

- ♪ Come on, let's have some fun ♪

- Ohh!

- ♪ Come on, let's have some fun ♪

- Ah ha ha!

A -ton chess set.

Who has one of those

On their roof?

Who has a beach on their roof?

Or a big beach pillow?

- Uhh! - Ah! [Laughs]

- Face plant!

- So what part of san diego do you live?

- Right next to the border.

By my house is nothing but, like, super mexican people

And bad drivers and, like, the swap meet.

- "Bad drivers." "- I hate the swap meet.

I mean, I'm full mexican.

- Ohh! - Spanish was my first language.

- Were you born in the states or born in mexico?

- No, I was born here, but my grandparents,

Um, came illegally.

They had, like, cents

In their back pocket, I hear.

And now they're, like, multimillionaires.

- Your grandparents should come visit us.

- I know! Oh, my gosh.

I'd be like, "get over here!"

[Laughs]

And so where do you come from?

- Kansas city.

- There's no beaches there, right?

- Are there beaches in kansas city?

[Laughing]

Let's pretend the united states is a square, okay?

Missouri's right here. Right in the middle.

Priscilla is not exactly a deep thinker.

So what time you guys think

The next person is gonna arrive?

- I think this might be it. - Oh!

- This is our parking spot right in front of the stairs.

Oh, my god! It's so tight.

Wait, I can't even put the car in park.

- Somebody here.

Looks like a dude. And a chick.

You guys are in for a tr-eat.

- Ready? - Yeah.

- Hello! - Hi!

- Hi! Are you guys our roommates?

- Yes. - Yeah!

- Ashley, I see her,

And I'm just like,

Okay...you're hot.

- Alexandra and I kind of like

Claimed this a girls' room,

'Cause there's three beds in there.

- There's three beds. They're purple.

It's a very girly room. You know what?

We'll make a girls' room in this place.

- This is my room!

- I'm moving into nate's room

Just out of fear

I don't know who the other two are,

And he's right in front of me

And he has an extra bed.

- Oh, my god, this is so cool.

Aah!

- I am immediately blown away

By how pretty alexandra is.

There's different kinds of pretty,

And she is absolutely gorgeous.

You single? - I have a boyfriend.

- Serious boyfriend? - I don't know.

I've known him, like, years.

But we've only been dating eight or nine months.

We'll see.

- I'm dating a guy named byron.

I've actually known him since I was a little kid.

And we met in a gymnastics class.

- [Laughing] this is a lot harder than it looks.

- We also write songs together.

- ♪ Headed downtown in the monday crowd ♪

♪ And I hope I run into you ♪

♪ Been a few years since you left me in tears ♪

♪ But still, I never loved so true ♪

He loves me a lot.

He moved to l.a., Like, to be with me.

- Ugh. Should we go get liquor now?

- Yeah, [bleep] yeah. Let's go pick up liquor now.

- I hope zach's gonna be open

To my orientation and my sexuality,

'Cause I don't know how he was brought up.

My dad always said, "I've always wanted a boy.

My mom's response was, "you did get a boy.

It's just in a girl's body."

- I'm very conservative. I grew up in a small town,

And, you know, this is someone I would never have

Expected to live with in my whole life.

- That chick you strolled in with was hot.

- I know.

- Gave me a...happy.

- [Laughing]

That girl with the boyfriend too.

- Alejandra? - Alexandra. Yeah.

I really was hoping everybody would be single.

You know for real that ain't gonna work.

- Yeah, it can never... - She's a legit chick, though.

She went to stanford and all that.

- She seems very down to earth. Stanford? Oh, cool.

- And she's a civil engineer. - Cool.

- So she's smart too. - Yeah.

- It's good-- we're gonna be rolling

With a really hot crowd. - You got--you got a point.

- Dude. [Laughing]

- Oh, my good!

Look how many people are surfing out there.

- Hello! - No way.

- Hey, what's going on, ladies?

- Oh, my gosh! - What's up, roomies?

- Let's go upstairs! Oh, my gosh!

Three girls and four guys. Cool!

- Hey, what's going on? How are you?

- Sam goes in for a hug,

And I'm like... There's boobs here.

- Hi. - Hi. I'm zach.

- How are you? - Nice to meet you.

- Zach is big and he's buff and he's just hot.

Yay! Everyone's here! I'm so psyched.

- Let's go check out our room. - Which ones are left?

- There's one room left that has the best view, though.

- So you and I are roommates? - Sure.

I'm feeling a little nervous

'Cause I don't wanna share a room with a girl,

Especially a girl with opposite lifestyle choices as me.

- Hello? - Honey, we're home.

- So how old are you? - .

- Yes! - I'm . I'm not the oldest.

So how old are you? - .

- . And how old are you? - .

- All right, so we're all around the same age.

You're the baby, though. - I know!

- But you're from here, so you know more.

- Hey! - Oh, we got more roommates!

We got more roommates. Yeah, we do.

Let's go meet 'em.

- Hi. - What's up?

- Zach. - Nate.

- Nate. And frank. - Yeah.

- Nice to meet you.

This dude is towering above me,

And I am totally pissed off.

- ♪ King of the beach ♪ - would you like a cup?

- Yeah, sure, man. - He's just gonna steal

All the chicks,

And I wanted to be alpha male.

- ♪ King of the beach ♪

- So were you in that movie thor?

- Ha!

- Cheers, everybody.

- Cheers to three months. Let's do this!

- ♪ King of the beach ♪

- Coming up on the real world...

- ♪ Move your feet, can you feel it ♪

- It's gonna be messed up here pretty soon.

- That's never, ever, ever gonna fly.

- You are a piece of trash!

- Honestly, he's scaring me a little.

- Oh, my god! - [Whooping]

- Here she is! - You need one, thor.

[Laughter, chatter]

Single people raise your hand!

- Whoo! - Yeah, buddy.

[Whooping] - what's up?

- So we only have one with a boyfriend then.

- So is your boyfriend in l.a. Then?

How often do you guys talk?

- We live together. - You live together?

I really don't like that alexandra's not single,

Just because I don't want her boyfriend to hold her back.

I want her to be able to come out with us

And party and be single.

- My mom goes, "what are you gonna do

If all the girls think you're a boy?"

And I was like, "well, they're figure out

Sooner or later if I'm a girl."

Coming out to new people and everything,

It's always nerve-racking.

You know, I'm thinking, "hey, are they going to accept me,

Are they gonna have issues?"

- Do you like girls and guys?

- [Bleep] no boys in my life!

- ♪ Oh, now, what ♪

- You've never seen a wiener before?

- I've had sex with two guys. - Okay. So you've seen a wiener.

Or you might not have looked at it.

- Actually, g*y pride's coming up.

And I'm trying to... - Oh, in san diego?

- We're going! - Let's go!

- Sam is very in your face.

If sam wants to celebrate the g*y hood,

Maybe we should start a rainbow room

And put all the gays in one place.

But for me, sexuality doesn't matter.

- Rinse off. - You gonna rinse off?

- Should i? - Come on!

- I took off my bikini! [Overlapping chatter]

- Is there a party?

- This is weird 'cause you like girls, and we're naked.

- There's a weiner out. - Hey, I just saw your [bleep].

- Hey, surprise. - [Giggling] surprise!

- Surprise. - [Giggling] surprise!

- There's a weiner for ya.

Hi!

[Girls screaming] hi, girls.

Can I rinse off a little bit?

- Oh, my god!

- Come on, frank.

Nobody really wants to see you naked.

It's not appropriate.

At all, actually.

- You're welcome. - ♪ Oh, now, what ♪

- I think we got stuck with a good group of guys.

- We for real did.

I thought you were g*y at first,

And I was like... - No.

- Well, I thought you were g*y at first--my bad.

- I hook up with like everybody.

I hook up with guys and girls.

- Really? - Yeah.

- Okay. I didn't know that. - Is that all right?

- Dude, if you were banging a dude,

Which would really freak me the [...] Out, but...

- Would it? - Yeah, it really would.

But if you're into that, then you know what?

Do it. I'm not judging you, bro.

- Same for you, man. - Yeah.

- Are we leaving or what? - Our reservation's :.

We wanna go out to eat,

Just the guys in the house.

We wanna get acclimated with one another

And, you know, talk about the girls in the house.

- Boys!

- Couldn't we have made it out with just the three of us?

- That's what I was gunning for. A romantic evening with bros.

- Oh, man.

The boys are going out tonight.

- I'm gonna not laugh and make that awkward.

- I'm not making it awkward. I'm just being real.

- Yes, sam is a l*sbian. We're supposed to get along.

But I don't know, something about her

Just like irks me.

- We should have a contest tonight,

Who can get the hotter chick, you or you.

- Dude, game. I got it.

- We'll take a backseat and judge.

- I'm still a nuclear engineer,

So at the end of the day, okay, let's rock.

- You know what? Girls know what girls want.

- So what do you think of everyone in the house?

- I think they're awesome.

- Who do you think is the hottest?

You don't even have to answer.

- Girl or guy? - Guy.

- Who do you think? Zach's really hot.

- Obviously.

- So which one of the roommates you gonna try to take down?

Ashley?

- Ashley's hot as [bleep]. - I think she's pretty,

But I'm not saying she's a home run.

- You guys would look cute together.

I think so. - I love guys that are

Really tall, really big, really fit.

Like I like that guy that can kinda like...

Come around you, make you feel like really--

- The best feeling, I have to admit, is feeling little.

- Yeah! Feeling little and feeling comfort

And feeling like secure and protected.

- Yeah.

- I like alexandra, though.

She's cool. - I really like alex a lot.

- Our roommates need to come back.

- I know. I miss them!

- Thank you, guys. - Thank you!

- Thank you! - The game is on.

- We gotta go back home first and check on the girls.

- Really? - We have to.

- Ladies.

- What's up, b*tches?

You guys wanna go out? - Yeah.

- We gotta make sure the place we're going

Is and up for her.

- I don't wanna hold you guys back from going out.

Don't feel bad if you wanna go out.

- Why don't we all just hang out and drink here?

- We'll stay in tonight. - I'm cool with whatever.

- We're staying in.

- I'm so glad you guys didn't leave me,

And at the same time, a lot of my insecurities being here

Is just the fact that, like, I'm the youngest one.

- You are the youngest one. - It makes me feel so bad

When everyone's like, "oh, we wanna go out."

I don't wanna hold you guys back.

- Look, it's the first night.

We have three months... - Like do whatever...

- To do whatever we want.

- [Grunts] - got it?

- Barely. I'm getting like a workout.

- ♪ Lately ♪

♪ Well, I've been thinking ♪

- Yours went diagonal. - This one can move diagonal.

- Oh, okay. - ♪ If it's all right with you ♪

♪ I'd like to stay ♪

- Ashley and I have very compatible personalities.

She's kind of like the cheerleader

And I'm kind of the football player,

So we have that... That chemistry.

- [Snoring] - I was nervous,

And he was like, "yeah, I thought you were g*y at first,

"Then I thought you were straight,

And like I don't really know what your deal is."

And I don't know how people are gonna react to that.

From what I've seen outside of middlebury,

People are like a little hostile about it.

- Oh. No problem. - But for some people, it is.

- There's nothing wrong with that.

Stanford is like such an open community, too.

Just because-- - it's very accepting.

- My first boyfriend ever was bisexual.

And it was like not an issue.

- Alex provides me with like a sense of calm,

And if she does not have this boyfriend,

Who's to say, really, what could happen?

- ♪ Oh, with you ♪

- Two-person showers are like the best.

- Right? I really could stay here all night.

- Priscilla and... And...

- Sam.

- Sam are in the shower together.

Nate's casually in and out of sleeping,

In and out of narcolepsy.

- It's not that late. - Is it even : yet?

- Are you all going out?

- We're going to the store to get more beer.

- If you give me three minutes, I'll be with you.

- How was the shower? Refreshing?

Yeah.

[Line ringing]

- Hello. Mommy?

- Yeah. What's up, baby?

- We had lots of fun tonight.

Nobody went out because like I couldn't go out,

So they were like, oh, we'll stay with you, no worries.

I think I'm super-fortunate that I don't have roommates

That are just wanting to, "oh, let's go out.

Let's leave her, who cares? She's underage."

They're so nice.

- Oh, this is a bar? Let's go.

- Guys, that's thrusters. We're going.

- Are we? Right now?

Thrusters lounge. Yay!

- Thrusters.

- ♪ Da da da da da da ♪

♪ Da da da da ♪

♪ Cheers, work hard, don't sleep ♪

♪ I'm livin' my dream ♪

♪ Play hard, play hard ♪

- I just feel tricked.

They all took off to go to clubs without us.

They said, "we're going out to get alcohol.

We'll be back." - Okay.

- You really think they've been gone for / hours

Just 'cause they're buying liquor at the grocery store?

- No, I think they're gone because they went to a club.

Who cares? They're having a good time.

- ♪ We're confident people ♪

♪ Thumbs down to the haters ♪

♪ Play hard ♪

♪ Play hard ♪

- I definitely feel an attraction towards zach,

And I'm pretty sure he feels it towards me.

But I don't know. I could be wrong.

We'll see.

- Yeah, yeah.

- ♪ Cheers ♪

- Sam's so [bleep] hot.

- I'm confused. You're kidding, right?

- No. - You're serious?

- Sam? - Yeah.

- No! No, no, no, no. Not sam.

The blonde chick.

- Okay, ashley. - Ashley, yes.

Yes, ashley.

- I'm like, wait, is this boy porn?

- Sorry, no. No, no, no.

God, no. Not sam.

- That's so funny.

What's with frank whipping out

His [bleep] every two minutes?

- I thought he was g*y.

- He's bisexual.

- Yeah, that's weird for me.

- It's weird.

- That's totally [bleep] weird for me.

[Upbeat techno music]

- I really admire people

Who are really outgoing because I'm more shy.

Frank is really social, and people love him.

You know, I would love to have that quality.

- ♪ Starstruck ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm starstruck by you ♪

♪ I'm starstruck ♪

♪ What can I do ♪

♪ What can I do ♪

- I'm glad we did decide to go out, though.

- So we just left nate and priscilla at home?

- Hopefully it works out for those two.

- [Laughing] right.

I will bet... - No?

- Infinite amounts of money that they're just asleep.

- [Laughs]

I can't really say that nate's my type.

I mean, he's funny, and he's entertaining,

But at the end of the day, he's not somebody

That I'm gonna involve myself with.

- Hi, guys.

What's up?

- We're just hanging out. - [Laughs]

- We had fun. You guys shoulda came.

- I know. You guys were like, "we're gonna go get alcohol."

- I know. Honestly, we didn't even expect that, but--

- No, it's cool. - It was fun.

And now we have a place to go.

- Yeah.

- I really, really, really, really,

Really wish you just, like, lived here.

Can't you just be the eighth roommate?

We can share a bed even.

- Oh, that'd be funny.

- Oh, you have a guest.

- Hey, what's up?

- Hey, what's up? - What's your name?

- I'm byron. And this is?

- Byron, are you from the south?

- Isn't that a cool name?

- No, I'm not from the south.

Actually, I'm from the north, believe it or not.

- Is it all right that your girlfriend is, like,

Very, very, to the tenth power pretty?

- Awww, thank you.

- How do you feel about that?

- See, I keep telling her.

- Oh, I love you. You're funny.

- Byron, listen, I wish your girlfriend was single.

It's totally cool that she's not.

I'm glad that-- I hope that you're a good guy,

Because she is beautiful.

You are.

- [Laughing] really? - You really are.

- You're just drunk. - No.

- You are just drunk. - I love your girl.

- That was frank. He's funny.

- See, I told you. People love you.

And don't let anybody say, you know,

I don't know what I got.

- Really? - I know what I have.

- Thank you, baby. I love you.

That was nice, what you said.

Thank you very much.

- What'd I say?

- Byron?

You're still with him because...?

- 'Cause he's my soulmate.

- He's your soulmate? - Mm-hmm.

- You know that for real? - Mm-hmm.

I mean, I think someone who's your soulmate

Doesn't necessarily have to be the person you end up, like,

Marrying or dating.

Like, he just happens to be someone who, like,

I was meant to, like--

- Be with for a little while?

- Meet or be with for a little while,

Or a long while,

Or whatever the world decides to give to me.

I think that there are multiple people out there

Who you could love and who could love you back.

I just fall in love really easily.

I feel like eventually I'll just reach a point where it's like,

"Oh, this is one I could stick with."

- Alex and byron--

I don't think it's gonna last.

She's throwing me these looks,

And I would be really surprised to find out

If she didn't sense any sort of connection

Between the two of us.

- It's really nice that somebody's interested

In hearing about my relationship.

And I just really think we're gonna get along

And be really good friends.

- We should go to bed now.

- I'm tired. - Let's go to bed.

- I'm so tired.

- Goodnight. - 'Night.

- Let's put on wetsuits and look like we're surfers.

Make it happen.

[Laughing]

- I might want to watch this.

- I like it already.

- Helping ashley into her wetsuit--

Really, it is not working.

- Ooh! - All right, other foot.

But she looks really good. I like her butt.

It's very nice.

- Oh, it feels weird.

These are insanely hard to get on.

[Laughing]

You gotta pull the crotch up.

[Grunts]

- Hopefully I can swim in this.

- Let's find out.

- For real, this keeps you warm.

- It was awesome waking up today.

- You're like, "this is my house."

It was, this is our house.

These are my roommates.

Do you want to hook up with anybody in the house?

- No. Like, see, that was-- I was so annoyed last night.

- Yeah, what happened?

- When nate-- - whaaaa!

- We were on the bed talking,

And then, like, he grabs my face.

- Are you kidding me?

- Yeah, and I was kinda like,

"I don't really want to do this."

- He grabbed your face? - He literally grabbed me.

It was, like, super-hard.

- And you're just chilling with that?

- Yeah. Uh, no. I mean, for a minute.

And then I was like, "okay, this is weird.

It's my first-- and, like, he's not--"

- That's not cool, man. - I don't think he's cute.

- That's just not cool. You don't do that.

- I wasn't against it. I was just annoyed

That he was so forward about it, you know.

- That's, like, really, really not cool.

- I'm surprised that frank thinks

That my making out with nate is such a big deal.

I knew what I was getting myself into.

To me, it was a weird situation,

But, you know, it was stopped.

And to frank, it's, "how dare he?"

- That's just, like, so wrong.

I want to ask nate how he feels

About his kiss with priscilla.

I want to know what the deal is.

- ♪ Out here in cali ♪

♪ From the beach to the valley ♪

♪ We doin' it right ♪

♪ All day and all night ♪

- It takes me a while to make great friendships.

I've had the same friends for so long.

- That's--i feel the-- I feel the same way.

My friends are my family.

I'm vulnerable with my friends,

But I've never had a relationship.

I let myself be vulnerable once,

And it destroyed me for a full year.

Like, like this k-- like, I was--

It just, like-- it was--

It just [bleep] all over me.

It backfired so bad.

- In, like, a relationship type of thing?

- Yeah. In a-- not--it wasn't--

It wasn't a relationship. That's the thing.

Like, it was just like-- - a situation?

- It was--exactly. And, like--

And that's why I'm just like--

I don't want to be vulnerable.

- Yeah. - That's why.

- You can always talk to me. I'm your friend.

- Thank you.

- You can hang out with me anytime.

- Cool.

I found out that, like, nate, like,

Forcibly kissed priscilla last night.

- Really? - She was like, "oh, well.

"You know, like, I let him kiss me for a few minutes.

"And, like, I don't know. I didn't want it, though.

It was really like he grabbed my face."

That's so out of line.

It just, like, really doesn't sit well with me.

- Yeah. That makes sense.

I mean, you're a guy. You're protective.

- Yeah. - What's up?

- I'm thinking, "am I going to confront him right now?

It's so early on."

So what happened between you and priscilla last night?

- We made out.

- Did you, like, grab her face?

- What? Hold on. Whoa.

What's--what's going on?

Like, passionately, or, like, angry?

- Aggressively.

- No. I mean, I don't-- I don't think so.

- All right. - I mean, I'm not like that.

There's no way, rhyme, or reason

That I would take advantage of a girl.

I mean, that--that makes me sick to even think about.

I'm not aggressive at all.

- Okay.

- It's hard, too, with people to know, like,

Where their line is versus where yours is.

- Yeah, especially 'cause we don't really, like,

Even know each other. - Yeah.

- I didn't mean to, like--

- No, it's cool. Like, I understand.

I mean, I'd be just as worried as you.

- You know what I mean? - Yeah.

- And I mean, in the future,

You know, if I piss you off, just let me know.

I mean, I'm really chill.

- Cool. - Good.

Nate's reaction speaks to the fact

That he is a standup guy

And that he does appreciate being called out

For something like that.

I expect that out of my friends,

And--i don't know,

It just makes me really like nate.

I really like him.

- What is that about?

- Dude, he called me out for, like, uh,

Like, stealing a kiss from, uh, scrilla.

He's like, "I heard that you held her face."

I was like...

"Yeah." I mean, I guess.

I mean, I do that whenever I make out with somebody.

- It's a gentlemanly thing to do.

- It just seems passionate. - Yeah.

- I wasn't like,

"Kiss me! Ugh!"

Dude, if frank brings home a dude,

That's gonna freak my [bleep] out.

- He's not gonna bring home a dude.

- He says he's into that. Like, he's bi.

- He's not bi. - I swear that's what he said.

- Frank is bi? - I'm pretty sure.

- Ohhh. - Yeah, he's--

I'm, like, % positive he said he's bi.

- No. - No, I'm, like, %.

- No. - Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Like, if I walk in that room and there's a dude,

I'm gonna be like, "dude!"

- I do love that priscilla can be our d.d.

It's way safer and way cheaper.

I'm pretty amped on that.

- ♪ So enjoy the ride ♪

- Bye, priscilla. - Bye.

- Thank you, sweetheart.

- ♪ Come on, move your feet ♪

♪ Can you feel it ♪

♪ Come on, shake your butt ♪

♪ Like you mean it ♪

♪ Come on, move your feet ♪

♪ Can you feel it ♪

- Where is she?

- I want one.

Like, the artwork is actually really good.

- And they put it on first, so you know--

- Not much. What's up?

- Yeah, man.

- What--what's the deal with you and this dude?

Seriously? - What?

- No, I mean, like...

- For me, frank, I feel like he's like my brother

And really protective.

But I realize that...

Maybe frank is interested in me

As more than a friend.

- Yeah.

Alex is way too smart to not know

That I think that she's amazing

And I want her to hang out with me.

Kind of makes me sick.

Yeah, cool.

- This woman is soaking up our liquor,

And no one's talking to her.

And I just--i don't really want her around.

Honestly...

- Is that what you-- are you serious?

- Whoa! Whoa! - Are you serious?

Are you baiting me?

I will tell you one thing,

You are a piece of [bleep] trash!

- Out of nowhere, frank is just yelling at this woman.

And it's honestly scaring me a little.

You are a piece of trash!

- There's proper ways to handle situations,

And there's ways not to.

Frank's takin' the wrong way here.

- You are trash! - Calm down.

Just calm down, all right?

- The word "f*gg*t" is what set him off.

For me...it's a word.

You know, if you look it up in the dictionary,

It's a bundle of sticks.

- [Voice shaking] I wanna go home.

- Frank takes it completely to the heart.

Why did you freak out tonight?

For calling the f-word?

- Yeah. Absolutely. - Yeah, that's--

I will never, evernot freak out for that!

- Hey...i understand. - Ever.

I hate that.

You know, [bleep] happens.

But what you-- - that does not--no.

You don't let [bleep] like that happen.

You just don't.

- He can't flip out like that...

When--every time somebody says that one, specific word.

I think he is confused on his sexuality.

- What's up?

- I'm sorry I was just like that.

- That's okay.

- There's like a line, and--

- Yeah. - And it's, like, not crossable.

How else am I supposed to react to that?

- It just hurt.

- I wanted to cry...

More than anything.

- It was horrible what she said to you.

And, like, if anything-- - I'm not--

- You know, how you want to react to that,

That's all you. You know?

I don't respect you less for that.

But all I can ask of you is that, like,

You...treat me well.

For example, when I was talking to that guy,

And then you got kind of...

- Kind of what?

- You were just like,

You know, "why are you talking to him?"

Or something like that.

I feel like you get upset with me

When I'm talking to someone else.

- Are you trying to hang out with other dudes?

Don't you have a boyfriend or what?

- I'm just making friends.

- [Sighs]

That's cool.

A-am I not--

Am I not, like, cute enough?

What's the deal?

Seriously? - I have a boyfriend.

I have no intentions of hooking up with anybody,

Of bringing anybody home...

Of, like, being with a roommate.

Or being with someone I meet out.

You know? Like...

I have a boyfriend. It has nothing to do with you.

Or whether or not you're cute.

I think--

- Yeah, it's cool.

It's cool.

I'm sorry I had the wrong idea.

I'm sorry.

- Did I give you the wrong idea?

- You didn't give it to me.

I mean, it's in my own head,

As per usual.

There's dangerous thoughts, man.

- Frank.

I want us to be really good friends.

I mean, I've told you so many times

How happy I am that you're here.

Do you wanna be alone?

- Do I ever wanna be alone?

What'd I tell you, man?

Do I ever wanna be alone?

No, absolutely [bleep] not!

Do i--do I wanna hang out with you?

Yes. - I am hanging out with you.

Any time you've wanted to talk,

Have I ever said no?

I really don't want you to...hurt for any reason.

Like whether it has to do with me

Or what that girl said to you at the club.

I really want to be your friend.

And I want to be your good friend, you know?

- Everybody's trying to be my friend.

It's cool.

This is--you wanna know--

You wanna know why I've never had a relationship?

- Why? - Everybody's my friend.

Everybody's my [bleep] friend.

It's cool.

- When I look at frank,

I just see somebody who...

Really, really, really wants to be loved,

But has been hurt.

And it put him in a place where he now feels like

Nobody can love him.

- b*tch can [bleep] go with her boyfriend.

- I can't even reason.

- He's acting like a complete moron.

- I just feel really bad.

I know, but, like, i--

I feel upset whenever anyone is upset.

- He's out of line. I mean, look...

You can't reason with him when he's drinking like that.

Nothing you can say or do tonight

Would have changed his mind or changed the way he's acting.

- Yeah.

[Phone dialing]

- Couple of times, he's come up to me

And told me he thinks the world of you,

Which is a great compliment.

But he knows you have a boyfriend.

For him to put you on the spot like that is pretty--

That was pretty low of him.

- I [bleep] up tonight.

I did. I [bleep] up.

My roommates--surprise. They don't like me.

- Why are you saying this?

- I thought--i thought I liked someone.

I was like, "oh, cool. She's very cool.

She's very respectful."

Turns out, no.

- I just don't wanna, like, lose a friend.

- You're not gonna lose a friend.

You're not gonna lose a friend

When alcohol is involved.

If you do, then was he really a friend?

[Rock music]

♪ ♪

- [Laughs]

- Frank! You okay?

- Want me to carry you to your bed?

- Frank. - Lift your head.

- Ohh, look how good of a friend he is.

- Good night, frank.

- Good night, frank!

- This season on the real world...

All: whoa!

- How is it? - [Retches]

- [Growls]

- It is very sexy

To see a girl sh**t a g*n.

Especially an attractive one.

- ♪ Gonna play this game okay ♪

- If you didn't have a boyfriend,

Things would be different. - It's true, though.

Like, when you want something and you can't have it,

You want it even more.

- ♪ I wanna kiss, kiss, kiss you all over ♪

- I want to distract myself from the moaning

And grunts coming out of that room.

- Hi, I'm having sex.

- Ohh. - Oh, my god.

- The house is on fire!

- I can't live with a dude that does dudes.

- What'd you think, it wasn't gonna happen?

- That ain't cool, man! I dare you to do it.

- I can't reason with him when he's like this.

- Would you stop being so emotional

And just sit down and talk?

Like, this is not the way a man handles it.

- Nate has been drinking quite a lot.

Obviously for a reason. - [Crying] what?

- I hope this poop is better

Than the last ones I've been having.

- I'm gonna give you poop encouragement, okay?

- What if it ploops? - It's okay.

I don't care about poop smells.

I pooped in a hole for ten years.

Go, poop! - I hear you.

- [Laughs] - [grunts]

- Just push a little harder. Come on.

- Now I'm self-con-- I'm not gonna be able to.

I'm getting stage fright.

- I'm gonna pretend to go away

And come back halfway through your poop.

- I can't--i can't do it. - [Laughing]

- I can't do it if you're standing there.