03x04 - Episode 4

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-She's so cute!
-Coochie-coochie-coo.

Betty, don't bother the boy!

BACHELORETTE PARTY

MARITAL STATUS
DIVORCED

CURRICULUM VITAE

Look at her.

Step aside, move!

Come on, girls! Come on!

Excuse me.

BETTY LA FEA, THE STORY CONTINUES

NEW YORK

Sweetheart.

You can take it off now.

Well?

Did you set this all up for me?

Everything.

Oh, Armando!

This is going to be
the best trip of my life.

-Betty…
-Armando…

Betty…

Armando…

-Armando.
-What?

-Armando.
-Huh?

-We have to get going to our meeting.
-To our… Jorge!

-I remember now.
-Right.

-Jorge, New York.
-I dozed off.

-Don't worry. It comes with age.
-Age.

Some of us get hot flashes,

some fall asleep anywhere.

My dad has the same issue.

-It's not about age.
-Let's go. Start walking.

I'm not your dad.

Oh, damn.

TODAY

THE FRENCH REVOLUTION

THE HANGED ONE

NOTARY

Marce, Pascual is so rude.
But let's think it through.

Because he's a millionaire.
I mean, those are not easy to find.

You can't let him get away.

In fact, he's like one of those comets
that come around every 80 years, Marce.

You can't let him get away.

-You can't give up.
-Shut up, Patricia, please.

Let me breathe.

Let me breathe.

Nobody at the office has to know
that I was going to marry that as*h*le.

Got it?

Right, Marce. Loud and clear.

But you need to drop that angry spirit,

because it's not my fault that man
left you here, dumped you here.

Shame on him. In front of everyone.

He let you buy that dress, which
must have been really expensive, Marce.

-I don't know how much it cost, Marce--
-Shut up!

Shut up!

I have to take this dress off.

Oh, Marce!

But I can get a ride with you, right?

Marce, is your car far from here?

Oh, no!

The ring.

I'll keep it for you, Marce!

A scandal like the one you're dealing with
can't be faced by hiding everything.

That strategy is useless now.

I'm saying this because of Ecomoda,
because a crisis like this

is confronted precisely like this,
bringing the problem to light.

Loss of prestige
can also be good publicity.

Oh, good sir.

I can tell you've never been canceled,
as everyone says these days.

-You've never been through it, right?
-You're wrong, Mister Legend.

You can't make a living managing crises
without having overcome one.

It's a shame
I didn't get to meet Beatriz Pinzón.

I wanted to offer my services before
heading back to Madrid. Oh, well.

Román, why did you leave Colombia?

What type of crisis was it?
Personal, work, family, love?

Meow!

Why don't you just give him a colonoscopy,
so you can get all the info?

I mean, I had to overcome
certain barriers, certain problems.

To overcome a crisis.
But I'm better off in Madrid.

Even though I still have contact
with my country.

When my mom gets back from her trip,

we can arrange a meeting
so you can meet her.

-When your what gets back?
-My mom.

Are you Betty's daughter?

Introducing the little ugly one.

I see.

Román, do you think I feel frustrated
because you didn't come for me?

If that weren't the case, your dumb friend
Nicolás wouldn't be here to protest.

Or your dad to hit us.

Do you know what frustration is?

It's what Einstein felt
when he saw his discoveries

were used to create the atomic b*mb.

Frustration is what Captain Smith felt
when he saw the Titanic break up

after saying that not even God
would be able to sink it.

That is frustration.

Okay, nice to meet you, Camila.

-Mister Legend.
-Call me Mila.

Okay, yes. Camila. Excuse me.

-Have a good one.
-Bye, good sir.

So gorgeous.

-Hugo Lombardi?
-Yes?

Plagiarist!

-Hey, what are you doing?
-Scoundrel!

He needs to be taught a lesson.

My darling!

Relax. Violence only
leads to violence, Román.

Passionflower. Relax.

Good, relax.

Breathe. Calm down.

One, two, three. Relax.

How are you? So nice to see you.

-Looking good as usual.
-Thanks.

THE SECRET ROOM

Next, please.

Hey!

I'm sorry, sir. I need to search you.

-Hands against the wall.
-Looking back?

Yes, please.

Love, the Colombian way

They never made you pay

They never made you suffer

They never had you plead
They never saw you like this

Until you met me

Ten, 20, 30 to 50. Fifty for my taxi.

-That's everything, my dear bouncer.
-Go in, please.

Hi, how are you? Good evening.

Thanks.

I'm sorry, miss.

Excuse me, this place
with such beautiful men…

-What is this place?
-Miss, this is the Secret Room.

It's a g*y bar,
for men only tonight. Please.

Good evening.

My poor Freddy.

-Good evening.
-He's been closeted all this time.

No wonder he doesn't want to live with me.

I swear to you, no

It's not worth crying over love

Least of all, your love

I swear to you, no

You won't ever see me cry over a flower

Because I'm the flower

Because where I come from…

Hey, hey! Wait a minute.

You.

You.

A round of applause, please!

How are you? What's your name, darling?

Darwin Stuart.

Give it up for Darwin!

I want to know. Your costume. Your outfit.

Did you pick it
because you identify as a hot dog?

Woof!

Yes, girlfriends!

Okay. Can we know why?

The sausage…

The sausage!

Oh, no! Enough!
I'm worried about what's happening.

The Ecomoda scandal and all that.

And what if they catch us?

Look.

So you can buy those shirts
that look so good on you.

Enough!

Look.

You just have to keep doing
what I tell you to, okay?

Because our plan is going
better than perfect.

And you're doing great.

-Let's dance. Come.
-I don't want to.

I don't want to.

I think the social media thing's too much.

Really?

Okay…

-It's never enough.
-It's never enough.

Make them suffer!

Armando, above all. And Betty.

And your dear Hugo.

Yes.

Goddess, see how she moves
those delicious hips

Anywhere she goes, she becomes famous

That Colombian girl is something else

My name is Cumbia
And cumbia is dangerous today

My Hugo, meow, meow…

He's not going to jail, is he?

I don't know.

I don't. The only thing I know
is that he's lost all his prestige.

And that's death for him.

Come here. Don't tell me
you have a soft spot for him,

because that'd be so cute I could die.

Don't be so cute!

Never!

No, never.

I am the flower

Let's scan this. This Ángel guy
is like a pencil.

He erases, then writes.

All I want is to win the lawsuit

and disappear.

That takes time, darling.

It takes time, but we'll win the lawsuit.

So keep doing whatever I tell you,
because you will become…

-a millionaire.
-A millionaire.

What if María José
is not María José but José María?

-Sir, to watch, you must ask first.
-No, I want to listen.

If you don't want any problems,
you'd better leave.

-I'm telling you to leave.
-Hey!

From Colombia, to the world

Sofía…

Thank you for giving me this dance

and a second chance on Earth.

Let's enjoy it.

NEW YORK

So cold, my God.

Of course. It says it's going to snow.

That's right.

I know you, Betty, you're stressed,

and worried, but you need to calm down.

Jorge Serrano is a businessman.
He's going to understand.

I hope so,
but this situation is so complicated.

And he's been very nice to us.

He has been very kind.

And I don't want him to think
that our alliance might harm him.

Why would he think that though? No.

He knows perfectly well
that we are not the cheating kind.

And he knows
we'll get through this together.

Betty…

Anyway…

we're in the most magical city
of the world.

I'm sure that New York will give us magic.

Have faith.

Have as much faith as I'm hungry.
I'm so hungry.

-Freddy?
-Yes.

And it's not a lie, because I saw him
myself walk into that place in a costume…

It was full of diverse, beautiful men.

And he must be a regular there
because he walked right in.

I wasn't even allowed
to step into the place.

Oh, Aura María.

I am so sorry.

But do you guys remember
how many times I've told you all

for the sake of your mental,

spiritual, physical and sexual health,

not to dig up the dirt?

There are things
that shouldn't be touched.

Tell me why you went
after Freddy, Aura María.

-To suffer. Look.
-Right.

"Expert in brand recovery,
international prizewinner."

-Mila!
-Brand management!

-You scared me to death.
-Why are you scared?

Are you doing something bad?

Inés!

Come, The Heiress is about to start,
a story full of mysteries and betrayals.

I was doing my research, okay?

Really? About what?

Checking if this Román guy
is the wonder he claims to be.

"He claims to be"?

Did he say he was a wonder?
I don't recall that.

Isn't that what you think about him?

Exactly, I'm checking
because that guy has a résumé

that's almost as competent as my mom's.

Okay, I think that's a very good idea.

Let me see. Román Duarte.

Right. Because we can't let
another rat inside Ecomoda.

Anyway,

let me tell you, Mills,
what did you say a few days ago?

An age gap always

has a bad effect on relationships?

So be very careful,
because you are a witch.

All it took was your words
to turn me into a mess…

Do you think I would waste
my collagen on an old man?

No!

Believe it or not, Hugo,
right now, I am thinking

about Ecomoda's best interest,
and yours too.

Sandra, say something.

You're an expert in these things.

Okay, in my experience,
I can say that, sometimes,

people want to find out
and experience one side and the other one.

Or, as they say in politics,
double militancy.

That means, two-sided.

She is so funny.

What's going on?
Is Ecomoda having a party?

As far as I know,
we're in the middle of a crisis.

Marce, these women like to throw a party
whenever us bosses are away.

Good afternoon, Ms. Marcela.

Good afternoon.

It's not a party.

-No, ma'am.
-So get to work.

Yes, ma'am. Right away.

Hey, you know-it-alls,

do you know anything
about Marce's Potato Seller?

-Yes, he's short.
-He sells potatoes…

Shut up for a moment.

Why do you ask?

What's up?

Nothing.

Wait, fake blonde.

If you want to hire

the special services
of the Club's intelligence,

you have to provide information.

I'm so sorry,

nut I'm no gossip.

-Spill it!
-Okay, okay.

But don't go saying I talked,
because I didn't want to say anything.

-And you forced me to.
-Okay.

Have you heard the phrase "habemus papam"?

Okay, no habemus Potato Seller.

No! What do you mean?

-He went MIA on Marce.
-No.

He's in a mess.

-Nobody knows where he is.
-What's happened to him?

He vanished.

He disappeared. Nobody knows.

These Ecomoda men, definitely,

-are worth less than potato soup.
-Or eggs.

No, leave me out of this mess.

I am of very sound mind.

Pati, you know what? And I'm a stud too!

Freddy said the same thing
and look how he turned out!

What happened? What did Freddy say?

Don't be nosy!

What's wrong with her? Go to work!

NEW YORK

We're in a very complex situation.

-But our lawyers…
-Excuse me for a moment.

Thanks.

Hi, Freddy. Damn.
Why are you interrupting me?

I'm in a meeting with Serrano. What is it?

When I was following the devilish Ángel,

he walked right into a lewd place.

Or rather,
a place unfit for straight ears.

Listen. Inside this crazy joint,

he met up with Ms. Majo,
which, without a doubt,

undoubtedly, tells us one thing.

The devilish Ángel is a hybrid mutant,

or worse, Ms. Majo is not a "Ms."

-She's a mister.
-Stop talking nonsense.

Of course she's a woman, man!

But I saw with my own little eyes.

They were looking at each other.

They were dancing back and forth.
Let's dance!

Of course, I should've noticed before.

María José is behind the lawsuit,
and the famous fallen Ángel.

That's why she went to Ecomoda
in such a hurry

to sell her shares
before everything blew up.

She thinks she's so clever.

Are you trying to tell me
that the devilish Ángel

turned out to be a Trojan foal
for our Huguito?

I'm telling you this stays between
you and me. No one else, Freddy.

Is that clear?

Well, at the very least, I deserve

some congratulations for what I did.

And also, I'd love to know, Armando,

how that love operation is going.

Did you have a night
of erection and coronation?

Armando?

He was about to tell me,
but lost his signal.

Nothing, Marce. They know nothing
about him at his potato storage rooms.

Stop looking for him.

Did I ask you to do that?

Marce, don't be like that.
I'm doing this for you,

to have your back in this rough patch.

It's not a rough patch,
it's a very rough patch.

The only scene
that's sadder and more pathetic

than a bride getting stood up at the altar

is one of a bride getting
stood up at a notary's office.

Are you going there too, Hugo?

Oh, Marge!

The only way to overcome
a rough patch in life

is through humor and creativity.

And you and I have lonely hearts.

And supportive hearts,
and the only thing we're doing now

is proving that the only thing you do
when you fall in love is mortgage love.

And let me tell you, Marge,

I'm glad I didn't design
your failed marriage dress.

But Ecomoda is not
a fashion company anymore.

It's a slaughterhouse
for romantic relationships.

You're totally right.
I didn't even think of that.

Let's see, Pati.

Do you think that Pascual…
Remember that guy, Pascual?

…that he's cheating on Marge?

Of course, Huguito.

But I do not.
What are you saying, Patsy Pat?

-What? What are you saying?
-What I'm saying

is that Pascual is
like Colombian craftwork.

He's part of this country's pop culture.

He should be
in a museum exhibit in New York.

He's folkloric,
talkative, and noble, Marge.

Didn't Pascual give you
proof of his true love?

Okay, didn't you stop and think that maybe
he's being held c*ptive somewhere?

Was the Potato Seller kidnapped?

-I'm not saying that.
-He's been kidnapped?

No! Patricia!

-Wait.
-Patricia, where are you…

The Potato Seller was kidnapped!

Patricia!

No, no!

Relax. It was just a thought.

-It could happen to me.
-No one will kidnap you.

-Talk to her.
-I was asking everyone where he is.

-What's wrong? I was just saying.
-I'm going to be investigated. My God.

I'm a mother, I have a family, Huguito.

Darling.

Fortunately, Jorge Serrano
has been very understanding about this.

And he says he trusts in
the good faith of Ecomoda and Hugo.

But he warned us.
Until everything is cleared up,

both the tour and the alliance
are on hold.

Should we be worried about it?

For Ecomoda's finances, it's not positive.

But I trust, baby,
that everything will be resolved

and things will go back to normal.

Right.

Hey, Mom, by any chance, have you heard

about experts in managing
companies in crisis?

-Because some guy showed up…
-Darling, your dad is waiting for me.

-Let's talk later. I'm busy.
-Okay.

Don't get tangled up. Give me a second.

I was talking to Mila. She sends her love.

Your bangs.

Oh, her love.

I think it was a very good meeting.

Serrano said that
if we overcome this problem,

we'll keep doing business.

-Yes. I hope so. It sounds so easy.
-Well…

I was going to say, if it's okay,

I'll meet you at the hotel in an hour,
I have to go get some things.

Are you going alone? I'll come with you.

But I have to get something for myself.

Just some personal stuff.

-You'll get bored.
-I mean, it's New York.

You shouldn't go alone.

I'll come with you.

Friends never get bored.

You're so nice.

Okay.

What store?

-Woman stuff.
-Naughty!

It's impossible to develop a relationship
with someone who can't stand

the other one being more successful
and making more money.

With someone
who's in an eternal money competition

and hides his sexism.

You know what the worst part is?

That man that I dreamed
of having a future with,

the one I thought I'd spend my life with,

was never able to tell me
about his sexual orientation

and he sneaks into places
full of strange men!

I think it's a good point
for freedom of speech.

One moment.

Wait for your turn,
suspicious man in question.

Okay, okay.
This is very delicate business.

And it's as clear as day.

Without clarity, there is no relationship.

Right. Everyone can have their interests,

but they have to tell their partner.

Aura María, your statement
was very compelling and very clear.

But our followers know

that in The Club's Special
there is no censorship.

So we're going to give the floor
to the alleged suspect.

-Yes.
-Okay, Mr. Contreras.

A short question for a short answer.

-Like you.
-Yes or no?

Are you bisexual?

YES OR NO?

Answer!

Not that way.

Guilty!

Okay…

Yes.

Yes. I was in that lewd place,
not for my own entertainment, though.

Don't think about it.

I'm simply carrying out
an investigative task,

about which I can give no further details.

I have a non-disclosure agreement.

-He's gone crazy.
-Second,

I do want to talk about this.
About marriage.

I won't marry or commit to someone

who's constantly rubbing
their socio-economic status in my face.

If I'm living with someone,
it'll not be to watch a tree grow,

or watch a bank account grow.

-That's it.
-Such prosperity!

Ridiculous.

To be retired is great. Because…

Anything is fun.

These are the best plants for body heat.

Umm, I can't find them in Colombia.

They also reduce stress and anger.

Thank you. Namaste.

Namaste.

Take care. Thanks.

What language was that?

It's Hindi, one of the many languages
spoken in India.

Where did you learn to speak it, Betty?

I only know a few words.

All right. And what are
these exotic herbs for?

Now that we're friends, I'll tell you.

For the hot flashes.

Any type of hot flashes?

Actually, yes.

He just said
it's also good for a hot temper.

-In case you're interested.
-Maybe they'll be useful.

-But I have a gift for you.
-A gift?

I don't speak Hindi,
but I made them understand.

I explained myself, like Colombians do.

With our hands and lips.
Let me touch your bangs.

Let me move it a little bit.

So beautiful.

You're just like Carito Cuervo,
the hostess of the kid show.

And I have a plan for tonight.
It could be very interesting.

-Let's go to a bar.
-A bar?

Don't say it like that.
As friends, that's all.

But I heard it's wonderful.

Think about it.
We're in New York, on business.

But we need to enjoy New York at night.

And it looks like they have
this musical show that we'll never forget.

Let's go, then, Mr. Armando.

Let's go, Betty.

I'm sorry for the delay. There were
no antibacterial wipes in the bathroom.

But I got napkins.
So I brought some just in case.

Here you go.

Beer?

-No.
-Yes, thank you.

Not me. Can I have some water
to dilute this extract?

Thanks.

Mineral. I'm sorry.

Mineral.

-Mineral.
-Room temp.

-I'm sorry.
-Mineral water, room temp.

Can I have a glass, please?

You're so kind. Thanks.

-What did you order, Camila?
-Sausages with fries.

Thanks.

-Sausages with fries?
-No.

-No?
-I don't eat late. Especially fried food.

At this time of day,
fat breakdown is inhibited

and certain foods
won't be processed properly.

And that's carbs. It's pure sugar.

And fried food.

-All that in sausages with fries?
-And more.

That's your body. In this body,
if there's no food, there's no work.

You're young. You'll grow up eventually.

When I'm your age, we'll see.

-Old people all sound the same, right?
-Yes.

We're not here to talk
about old people or fat or food.

No. You're totally right.

Of course not.

We're here to talk business.

See, Román,

I've been reviewing your résumé.

And I'm interested in working together.

I'm not going to lie to you.

It would be really useful right now
for my parents to see

that I'm a responsible adult woman

who's able to solve company crises.

And that's where you come in.

As I told you, my parents are on a trip.

When they get back,

I'd like to set up
a meeting with you to tell them

how you manage crises and recover…
Whatever you do.

Camila, the thing is that I…

I've known your mom for… a long time. Yes.

-Excellent.
-You weren't even born yet.

And I don't think your mom

has the best impression or opinion of me.

Let's just say, I wasn't always
this methodical or disciplined.

In other words, your mom must hate me.

But I know that…

that…

I didn't do well.

I know that this guy…

-you were with, he's gone now…
-Esteban.

Why is it so hard to say his name?

It's not hard. I really don't remember.

And it's okay,
because that's what's important.

Not forgetting things that…

are gone, nor the ones that are present.

Armando,

what happened with Esteban was a decision
I made as a free, adult woman.

But you're making it sound
like a terrible disaster.

Like it was an earthquake,

like a meteor fell.

I don't know.
Sometimes I feel that you expect me

to say I'm sorry
for making my own choices.

It was a meteor for me.

It fell on me and…

crushed me.

But I…

I didn't mean it that way.

It was hard.

But I also understand that you

have traveled the world all this time.

You became a globetrotter.

And the world is changing for the better.
I know that.

And trust me,
I'm trying to change with it.

It's hard, but I'm trying.

But let's stop talking about it,
because we don't have to talk about people

who are gone, as I said.

Think about it.

Finally,

the past never comes back around.

One, two, three, four.

I live pretending in a dream
that I don't tell

I live picturing you

Just picturing you

But love slips away
Though I may lie to you

I was searching for you
Alone here, waiting for you

And you
You looked at me and didn't say anything

And I
I talked to you and I didn't look at you

And you

I don't know what you're feeling
But I am dying

I can't take it anymore

Betty.

Michel.

Nice to meet you. Beatriz Pinzón Solano.

Nice to meet you. Michel Doinel.

-I had a very good night.
-Me too. Thanks.

Bye.

Okay.

One, two, three, four.

And you

Looking at me in silence

And I
I talked to you and I didn't look at you

And you

I don't know what you're feeling
But I am dying

I can't take it any longer

ON THE NEXT EPISODE

We'll do the best "Operation Sweep"
in the history of Ecomoda.

If a fight is what they want,
a fight they'll get.

How wonderful!

I'd forgotten how much I love it
when you speak French.

Thank you.

Why?

Oh, don't be naive, Armando.

You're terrible at making up stories.

BETTY LA FEA, THE STORY CONTINUES