Listen, makeMalai Kofta, Rajma
and Aloo Paratha for Ritik.
Make sure its not too spicy.
He dislikes spicy food.
Listen, dont make Paneer.
He is allergic to it.
What if he is allergic?Why do you bother?
You!You came here as well!
Come with me.
Why have you come here?
You cant love him, Shivanya.
Why are you doing this?
I dont understandany of it.
Have you forgotten to avengeyour parents death?
How can I forget that, Sesa?
Then let me tell you
that well next attackShailesh Mathur.
He has lived enough.
Its time for him to die.
I know.
Kabir and Tanviwill meet tonight.
Their marriage will be fixed.
We have made up our minds too.
Lets attack Shailesh Mathurtomorrow night.
Tomorrow will be the last dayof his life.
But, you.. What are youdoing here in disguise?
Sage has sent me here,Shivanya.
Its the night of full moon.
The period tillthe next full moon
is dangerous for serpents.
So, we have to be careful.
We have to guard ourselvesfrom our enemies.
Yes. So, both of us needto be together
and protect each other.
Lets k*ll Shailesh Mathur
tomorrow night.
But he has worn the ring.
How do we get it removed?
We have to use his weaknesslike how we used Suris.
Shaileshs weakness is alcohol.
He loses his senseswhen hes drunk.
Lets make him lose his senses
by making him drinkplenty of alcohol.
What are you doing here?
The guests have arrived.
Go and serve them.
What are you doing here?
Mother-in-law, I-I wasgetting the dusting done.
Dusting!By whom?
You!
What are you doing here?
I had told you to help them,hadnt I?
There are a lot of servantsto do the dusting.
Shivanya
Tanvi and Kabir are here.
Go and meet them.- Okay, Mother-in-law.
Whom are you looking for?
Dont worry. Kabir is veryhandsome and charming like me.
Dad, why are youtroubling Tanvi?
By the way, Tanvi,dad is right.
Kabir will leave you mesmerised.
Ritik, dont tell me..- Yes.
Im your friend.I have to pull your leg.
Anyway, I want to find someone
who falls in love with meat the first sight.
I hope so.
Hell come, see youand then fall in love..
Then, there is rainfall..
Well, you see, Im allergicto these leaves. - Its okay.
What are you allergic to?- The leaves.
Well get them removed.- Thanks.
By the way, Im..- I dont care.
I dont want to talk to you.
But.. - I said I dontwant to talk to you.
Dont insist.Its irritating.
Where is Kabir?
Tanvi..- You see..
Im Kabir Oberoi.- Oh, really?
Listen.- Yes.
I have changed my mind.
I dont want to marry him.
He doesnt matchmy expectations at all.
What do you mean?Give him a chance. Come.
No. He sneezed on me!- Just come.. - No..
By the way, she is my friend..
I mean, my best friend Tanvi.
And this is the greatKabir Oberoi.
Im really sorry once again.
You see, sneeze, natures calland bad times
always arrive unexpectedly!
Well, I guess Im goingto get more of it in India.
Like he said,Im Kabir Oberoi.
What is this?
You should use that.
Excuse me!Im a very hygienic person.
You may be a hygienic person.
But you see, Im allergicto the germs in your hand.
What happened?
You are getting romanticupon seeing them!
But Im notin a mood to romance.
Listen, privacy..- You want privacy!
Give them some privacy.
Let them talk.
Oh!My wife is very intelligent.
Well, shall we get someprivate time..
So, are things working out?
Well, Mr. Raheja,I guess it is step by step.
You see, I was expecting
to get mesmerised by the girlduring the first meeting.
You know, love at first sight.
I dreamt of seeingbright lights..
Something such is happening.- So, you agree to marry her!
What are you waiting for,Ankush?
Lets arrange the engagementtomorrow. - Why not?
Let me call my friendright away and inform that
Kabir will be a partof our family.
Tanvis marriage is fixed.
Theyll get engaged tomorrow.
Youll leave this world
during their engagement,Shailesh Mathur.
Youll definitelydie tomorrow.
I have to somehow makeShailesh Mathur remove the ring.
But..
We are so engrossed in planningShailesh Mathurs death
that Shivanya and I forgotto think about ourselves.
Today is full moon night.
We have to save ourselves.
I have to transformmyself into a snake.
Before someone sees me
I have to close all thedoors and windows of this house.
Your skin colour is changing.What happened?
Skin allergy.- Skin allergy.
But this seems to besomething else.
It is like..- It happens occasionally.
Happens occasionally?How romantic!
W-What happened?What happened?
Oh, my God!
Your eyes glittered.
Actually, that mightvebeen the moons glare.
You mean to saythe moons glare..
Moons glare, you said?
What happened?
Are you afraid of the moon?- Yes.
People find a moonlit nightto be romantic.
You know, I have readso many horror stories.
In every horror story,the moon is the hero.
On a moonlit night,people do weird things.
And I have read that a snaketakes its original form
but these are superstitions.
Anyway, that was nice.
The moon makes usdo wonderful things.
Ive read more than13,000 horror stories.
I am a huge horror fan.
So, thats whyI am not scared.
Neither am I scaredof the moon nor its glare.
Nor am I afraid of peopletransforming themselves.
However, for your sake,Ill close the windows.
I mean, I will close itfor myself.
However, when a beautifulperson
is standing right here
then who needs the beautyof a moon?
What is your name?
Reva.- Reva.
Reva.
Reva.
I am Kabir.
Who are you?- No one.
Let me be the way I am.
"Let me go."
"Come closer to me."
"Let the secretremain as it is."
I mean
let me remain as Kabir.
You know, a secretgives way to excitement.
Am I right, Chandn..I mean, Reva.
I must leave.
As I am a caterer,I have work in the kitchen.
Sure. Sure.
This girl.. I mean,she is beautiful.
She has something in her
but whatever it is,she is good.
Ramlal, listen.Come here.
Keep all the doorsand windows open.
Today is a full moon light.
The moonlight entering ahouse is considered auspicious.
Get all the doorsand windows opened.
Who are you?
Who are you? - Im the devil whohas come to k*ll your husband!
Where is he?
Leave her!
Ritik!
Ritik!Open your eyes!
Ritik.. Ritik, whathas happened to you?
Ritik, you cant leave me.
Tomato ketchup?Who put it?
Do you remember those days?
What are you doing here?- I did what I had to.
I k*lled you.- Really!
Tell me, whatare you doing here?
Wait! Wait!
Stop!
I am doingmy film promotion nearby.
You must be knowingthe name of the film.
Kya Kool Hain Hum - 3.That is what I am promoting.
I have come here to givethe invitation for that film.
Sorry, maam. We both alwaysplay pranks on each other.
I am extremely sorry, I couldntmake it to your wedding.
I see!Youre a busy man!
You are busy shootingas you have become a star.
You have become a professional.
You have become a husbandbut you dont look like one.
Look at your wifeand then look at yourself.
Who made this pair?
Maam, what did yousee in him?
Your beauty overshadowshis appearance.
She was crying so muchwhen I stabbed you.
She loves you so much
but look at you,you will never change!
Your response is so cold!
There is a twist somewhere.
Something is wrongwith this pair. 100 percent.
Something is wrong.
I was just kidding. In love,there are problems galore.
Better come and watch me,promoting my film.
With your entire family, youhave to come for the premiere.
Of course. - You will be in awewhen you see my performance.
How can there be a filmpromotion near the Shiva temple?
We got the location there, sothe promotion is at that place.
We might also getthe blessings of Lord Shiva.
I have to go.Catch you guys later.
I am in a hurry, okay?- Okay. All the best, Tusshar.
Bye.- Bye.
I didnt like it at all.- What?
Me being alive or dead?- Your friend.
He scared the heck out of me.
For a moment, I was petrified.
At least for a moment,you fell in love with me.
Didnt you?
What are you wearingfor the party?
The same super cooltuxedo of mine.
What about you?- I will be wearing a sari.
You are not wearing anything.
I mean, not a sari.- Then?
This.
What is this?- See for yourself.
This dress is nothing but laces.
I cant wear this.
Lovely!Super cool!
We are in Mumbai
and here,parties are theme based.
This partys theme isIndo-Western outfit.
My friend Tusshartold me about it.
After all, it is the premiereof my friends film.
It is his hat rick.
Kya Super Kool Hain Hum - 3.
God!
Ritik, I am not comfortablewearing this type of clothes.
Shivanya, in this dress you willlook beautiful and different.
Please wear it.Wear it for me.
I am ready.
I am all decked upand I look handsome.
But till now,Shivanya isnt ready.
Shivanya!
Shivanya, how long will youtake to come out?
Just two minutes.
Come out fast!
Or else, Id get in.
Please come out.
I cant.
Why?
Is the blouse too small?
Its not that.
Whats the issue then?
Is the outfit too smallfor you?
No, I..
Should I tie it up?
No, Id do it myself.
Would you elongate your handslike a serpent
to tie that up?
Anyway, Ive read your mind.
You may say no, but,your eyes suggest otherwise.
I still dont understand.
How do you girlswear such complicated clothes?
Those pallu and dori?
Its the time forthe premiere to begin.
Should we leave now?
Give me two minutes.
Okay.
Ill wait downstairs,okay?
Oh, I almost forgot that.
We cant attack himas long as he is wearing
that ring.
Im left with only one choice..
To remove his ring.
Youre amazing!
One should be appealing..
I mean, one should be hospitablelike you are.
I was bored till now,but now, Ive found you.
I feel better.
I just wanted to ask, if youextend your services till night.
I mean, do you agreeto night shifts?
Dont drink that!
Whats the matter?
Do you want to act likean ideal wife?
I didnt even take a sip, andyoure already commanding me.
Its not an ordinary drink.
Its a Kya Super Cool Hai Humdrink.
I think, I should try it.For Tusshar.
How many more do you need?
You already had two drinks.This is your third one!
Its not my third drink.Its my first drink.
Hand it over to me.
What would you take from me,and what do I need to give you?
Glass!
Since the glass was here,it was the third drink.
Now that the glass has changedplace, its the first now.
Now from there to here,its the second now.
Again, by changing places,its the third now. Right?
Now, have your drink.
No, sir!It has something in it!
Is there any poison in it?- Its the bacteria, sir.
Youve touched every drinkwhile displacing them.
Now, you cant serve them.
Bring some other drink.
Who are you?
Im your assistant, sir.
Who are you to suggest me,the drink has bacteria?
Since, she has touched allthe three glasses..
So, what?What difference does that make?
Never see the touch.
But the one who touches.
Now, that youve touchedthe drink, its quite
natural for it toget contaminated.
I would like to ask you
what more you could offer
other than the drink.
What do you ask for?
Because I also offer things
that you have never taken.
Excuse me.
Go and attendthe other guests.
Why are you stuckto this place?
And, you..
What conversation were youhaving with this waitress?
Please dont callher a waitress.
Everyone is equal here.
Sir, here is your drink.
Wow!
I feel like enjoying youas well
along with this drink.
You will go to hell
after drinking this drink.
After that, youwill be finished.
How did this glass break?
Ive become dirty.
Ill go to the washroom.
The ring saved him.
Il have to removethat ring
from his handby any means.
"Beauty is intoxicating.."
I drink a lot.
I dont clean up the mess.
I do whateverI feel like.
I stink a lot.
Its a serpent!
Where did the serpent go?
There is no serpent here.
Im hallucinating..
Its a hallucination!
Why doI drink so much
because of whichIm not able to understand?
I happento see serpents.
Theres no serpent.
Death!
Shailesh Mathurs death!
Now, its you turn,Shailesh Mathur.
Ankush!
Ankush..
Today your time has come,Shailesh Mathur.
Today you will meet your death.
Run as much as you can.
Thank you.
Hi, Tusshar.- Hi, Tusshar.
Hi, Aftab.- Hi, Gauhar.
Hi, Gauhar.
Gauhar, youre looking so hot.Say something.
Thank you so much.Im very excited to be here.
Tusshar, you have workedin Indias first sex comedy.
Please share someexperience of yours.
This is not Indiasfist sex comedy.
This is the first sex comedyof this year.
In India, severaladult comedy films
have already been made
just like.. Aftab..- Youre absolutely right.
Masti was made first. Afterthat, Grand Masti was made.
After that Kya Kool 1and Kya Kool 2 was made.
So, we thoughtof making
Kya Kool Hai Hum 3.
Mr. Tusshar, this isthe third sequel
of Kya Kool Hai Hum.
Part one and part twowere super-duper hits.
Tell us somethingabout the third sequel.
What do I say about it?
You would have seenthe trailer, right?
Its a very big hit trailer.
Whatever is shown in thisfilm is Indias first..
We wont say that.- After watching
the trailer,you all have understood
as to what we are tryingto say.
If you all have notwatched the trailer
then do watchit for sure.
That, too, on the internet.
Mr. Aftab and Mr. Tusshar
girls are ardent fansof you people.
And we all are desperatelywaiting for your film.
Thank you so much.Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Look at him!
Who is this?- He is so cool.
He ran from his housewithout wearing his trousers.
He should have been a partof our film. Right? - Yes.
What has happenedto Shailesh?
Has he gone mad?
The love storyof your daughter
is going to start.And you
are moving around likea joker.
I know that the engagement ofyour daughter has been fixed.
But how come youreso happy
that you came outside withoutwearing trousers? - No..
Why are yousaying no?
Why did you come outsidein this state? - S-Serpent.
Shut up..
How did she come here?
She can come anywhere.
You dont believe me, right?
You dont believe me, right?
Come with me.Ill show you.
She has come to k*ll me.
She has come to k*ll me!
She has threatened me.
She has givenme a warning.
Its writtenover here
on the mirror.
See for yourself.See what is written here.
That serpent has written it.
She has written itwith her blood.
You see it, dont you?
She has written my namewith blood.
You can read it, can you not?
You see it, dont you?
Ankush, save me.
Ankush..Ankush, I dont want to die.
I dont want to die!
Save me!Save me!
Save me!
Youre laughing.
What is written?Where is it written?
What is written?Show me.
I cant see anything.
Shailesh, youre hallucinating!
Youre drunk.
No.. The liquor has affectedyour brain.
Drink less!
Do you get it?
Youre the dadof a young girl.
Does it suit you
to come to the partyin a half-naked state
in front of so many people?
Keep quiet!Listen to me.
Have you gone mad?
After drinking liquor
people happen to imaginepretty girls.
You happen to seea serpent
after drinking liquor.
Serpent..- Shailesh! Listen.
Dont spoil the moodand the ambience.
Listen. Today isan important occasion.
Kabir and Tanvihave agreed to get married.
And Ive planned
a very big surprisefor them.
So, please dontspoil my mood.
Got it?
Today is an important dayfor you too.
This..
Take this.
Wear this trouser.Wear the trousers properly.
Got it?And listen.
As long as this ringremains on your finger
that serpent cant doanything to you.
Do you get it?
Stop acting weird.Wear your pants.
Wash your face and come outside.
Idiot!- Ill come.
What is it?
Did you go to the bathroomto wash your face
or to have a shower?
Where were you?
Dont you rememberwhat we have to do?
We have to unite them.
They are already talkingto each other.
Moreover, both of themhave agreed to get married.
What will we do now?
Love.
Are you scared of loveor falling in love?
Shall I say something?
You look more beautifulwith water on you.
These droplets are shininglike diamonds on you.
We have to unite them.
That is why you are here
to meet them and unite them.
It is our responsibilityto unite them.
I have come herefor my friend, Tusshar.
His film Kya Kool Hai Humwill soon be released.
The name itself is so cool.
Imagine how coolthe film will be.
I have watched the first andsecond part at the theatre.
Yuck!Do you watch such films?
Yes, I mean, I was a bachelorduring those days.
I wasnt married.
Everybody watchessuch films.
Yes.
Havent you watched filmsearlier?
Films are not telecastin the place I hail from.
I dont watch such filmseven if they are released.
I had gone with my college gangto watch the first part.
All the boys wentto watch the second part.
Girls were present there.
All the boyswere looking at the girls.
Even you?- No, not me.
I will watch this film with you.
What if we couldnt goon a honeymoon?
We can definitely watch a film.
I dont want to watchsuch a film.
Why are you feeling shy?
Those are just jokes.
I dont want to watch it.
I will watch this film with you.
Wow!
You shy a lot.
Why do I hear the soundof a pungi being played?
That serpent is after me.
She got me out of the stupor.
I need to have one drink.One drink.
Hey, Tusshar!- It will be done.
Hey!- How are you?
How are you?- Welcome..
She is my wife Shivanya.- Greetings, Ms. Shivanya.
She is not coolas you guys are.
Tusshar, you know it, right?- Yes, I know.
But we are super cool.- Of course.
Sorry, Ms. Shivanya.I joked with you earlier.
When are you guys goingto watch our film? - Yes.
My wife is feeling shyto watch this film.
Tell me something
about the interesting scenesof the film.
The poster looksvery interesting.
You guys are splashingwater on her.
Splashing water with a pipegives a special feeling.
You might have seen the trailer.
The trailer is self-explanatory.
Ms. Shivanya, theres no needto feel shy.
Theres nothing as such.I..
Your face saysthat youre feeling shy.
I told youthat she is feeling shy.
It is your mistake.
You shouldnt ask herto watch such a film with you.
Get the tickets.
Hold those in your hand and go.- Yes.
Tusshar, he should holdher by the hand and go.
Aftab, cool style. Cool!- Correct. Cool!
Sorry.
Sir, would you liketo drink something?
Yes, give me the same thingthat you gave me last time.
I dont remember.
Even I dont remember.
But the drink was not special.
It became very sexy
when you touched it.
I mean, it became very tasty.
This drink tastes different.What is it?
This is the special drinkof Kya Kool Hai Hum
since it is their party.
This is Kya Kool on the Rocks.
This is Kya Kool Malai Shot.
This is Kya Kool Jawani Shot.
Even you should have one shot
because you arethe coolest person.
I didnt understand.
I was feeling very hotwhen I came here.
You know, Indian bodiesare very hot.
I sense a fresh airwhenever I see you
because youre very cool.
I think you should do an adof an AC.
What?- Yes.
Give me your hand.
I mean, give me a drink.
Thank you.
Shall I ask a secretabout your film?
Our film is open.- I mean, it is opening up.
Mother-in-law is calling me.Ill be back.
Mom is calling me, too.Even Ill be back. - Okay.
Is your mom calling you?
No, right? - No.- Lets wait here.
Shivanya, dont be lost in love.
I am observing youin this party.
This love will cause problemfor you.
Concentrate on your goal
and your goalshould be your target.
Tonight, you shouldnt missyour aim and your prey.
It is a full moon night.
We have to k*ll Shailesh Mathurtonight.
He will die today.
Yes, Sesa.
But he wont die
until that ring is removedfrom his finger.
What do I do?
What do I do
which will make the ringfall from his finger?
I found a method.
Kya Kool Hain Hum.
I need to have a drink.
Yes, I need it.
Hey!I am coming.
Prem is coming.
Luv is coming.
And the cool boys are back.
Yes, your wait comes to an end
because our filmKya Kool Hain Hum 3
is getting released.
You know why our film is populareven before getting released?
Because this is the firstcomedy film of this year.
Why are you feeling shy?
All of you must be having fun
in your housesand rooms.
Just kidding.
There are two young boysin our film
who want to try something
which would make them richovernight.
And in order to get rich
they get into trouble
owing to whatever they do.
Two poor bachelors!
And theres a lot of funin this film.
And situational comedyis always fun.
Its filled with entertainmentand fun.
Yes. After all,we are well endowed.
I mean, acting, guys!
Come on, guys.Lets rock the party.
The biggest performanceof the evening
which you have been waiting for.
Presenting to you
our favourite song fromthe movie Kya Kool Hain Hum 3.
Meet me in the make uproom, later tonight.
Who.. Who has sent this?
Sir, that lady.
Hi!
Do you need my autograph?
No.- Then what do you want?
You..- Excuse me.
Have you gone mad?
Get out of here.
Hold on..
First, you make cool gestures
and then, you ask me to leave.
Where..- Security!
No security.- Security!
Sir!Whats happening here?
Tusshar, he wasmisbehaving with me.
I wonder how he enteredmy makeup room.
And he is talking rubbish.
You are flirting with her!
Rascal!
Have you gone mad?
Listen to me.
I..- Rascal!
You have entereda wrong film.
Do you know what we can do?Come on, buddy.
Lets take him outand teach him a lesson.
Yes, lets go.- Come on.
Listen to me.Listen.. Listen to me.
She had given a note for me.- Scoundrel!
How am I at fault?
Rascal!You are trying to be cool.
Hey!Wait!
Beat him up.- Scoundrel!
Listen to me.Listen to me.
Listen to you?
Where are you going?- Beat him up!
Beat him up!
How much will you trash me?
Stop it, Brother.- Who are you calling brother?
Rascal!- No!
No brother.
Forgive me.Please forgive me.
I have made a mistake.- What happened?
What happened?Why are you beating him up?
Ask me what he did.
He has gone mad.Control him.
Make him understand.
Its good that he is your friend
thats why we have spared him.
Otherwise, we wouldhave thrashed him
for his misbehaviourwith Gauhar.
Dear..Dear, he is in a drunken stupor!
He is drunk.
I-I will make him understand.- So what if he is drunk?
Can he have his way?- I apologise on his behalf.
We forgive himfor your sake.
Make him understand.- Sure.
I will do that.Sorry..
Come with me.- I have made a mistake.
Come on!
Whats wrong with you?
Wash your face.
Freshen up
and come to the temple.I need to talk to you.
Its very important.
Shiva temple?
Yes, Shiva temple.
Actually, we can discuss that
only at the Shiva temple.
Okay?Reach there.
I will follow you.
Come on, go.
I am going.Shiva temple.
Shiva temple.I-Ill reach there.
They are idiots!
They know that a serpentcan take any form.
Yet they make mistakes.
Shailesh, come to the temple.
Your death awaits you!
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