03x08 - Sneaking into all Boys School

[bunniefuu]

This is an all-boys school.

I'm gonna sneak in and survive the day
without getting caught.

And I'm gonna give Salish
a bunch of challenges

that will be almost impossible
for her to complete.

Bro, this is actually unfair.

I'm gonna get caught, Ari.

-[Ari] This is so loud.
-The principal is for sure gonna find me.

I gotta find this girl.

[Jordan] And believe me, Salish is going
to bring complete chaos to this school.

The first person to find me
wins 50 bucks. Go!

[students exclaiming]

[teacher] No, wait, wait, wait, wait!

Please! Wait! Where are you--

Hey, wait a second. Stop.
You need to get back to class.

No. no, no. Hey, come here, guys. Come--

[Jordan] And I feel so bad
for the principal.

Everybody, back to class!

And if I don't get caught, I can buy
one huge thing with my dad's credit card.

Wait, Say… Wait, what?
How did she get my credit card?

-Come on, hurry up.
-[Ari] Me?

I wasn't ready.
I don't look like a student.

And I look like a boy?

-Yes, you're going. Let's go.
-[Ari] Ugh. All right.

-Salish, you have bows on your jeans.
-Oh, my bad.

[Ari] Tuck in the braid.

-I don't wanna look like a boy.
-[Ari] We're trying to blend in!

-Then you put on a hood! Put on your hood.
-[Ari] Hey, no! Ugh!

[Jordan] Salish, I'm gonna win!

Yeah. For sure. I'm gonna get
to buy something on your credit card.

-Wait, they have uniforms.
-[Ari] Oh, sh**t.

Salish and Ari are the only ones
literally not in a uniform.

-They're gonna get busted in five seconds.
-We gotta find a way to get the uniforms.

-[Ari] Let's go.
-Hurry up.

Gentlemen, good morning. Come on in.

Good to see you. Come on in.
How are things going?

Uh, excuse me, young man in the green.

The principal's noticing Salish.
This might be over quick.

-Young--
-[boy] Sir…

-[Ari] Salish!
-Hurry, Ari!

-[boy] …about today, I have to leave…
-[Ari] Go!

He was gonna go up to Salish,
until that kid started talking to him.

-[Salish] Oh!
-[Ari] Oh my gosh.

We gotta go find the hoodies.

-All have the same hoodie.
-[Ari] Let's go. Come on.

Gotta go quick, Salish. Come on!

-[Salish] Come on, Ari! Hurry up!
-[Ari] Okay, okay, okay.

[Jordan] The school board has given Salish
permission to be there today.

So she's not trespassing or anything,

but the principal, the teachers,
and the students do not know she's there.

I'll be watching everything
on this monitor,

including the security cameras,
which they've given me access to.

This is the principal, and he doesn't know
we're filming this video,

but it seems like he can feel
that something is up at school today.

I have no idea what he might do
if he catches Salish or Ari.

-[Salish] Hurry up, bro!
-[Ari] Oh my gosh.

[laughs]

-[Salish] Where are all of the kids?
-I don't know. It's kind of weird.

Today, there's a field trip at the school,

which means that
almost all the students aren't even there.

So, Salish's plan to disappear
into the crowd isn't gonna be easy.

-Oh, I thought that was a window.
-[Ari] A janitor's office… That's a TV!

Where are we gonna find the hoodies?
Maybe there's a lost and found?

Ohh! That is so smart. Lost and found.

They might actually find something.
I hadn't thought of that.

-[Ari] Let's just walk around.
-[Salish] I don't want him to catch me.

-I'm scared. Okay.
-[Ari] We can't get caught. Shh!

He's, like, right there.
He's right around the corner.

-It's locked.
-[Ari] All right, come on, come on.

[Salish] Maybe there's a hoodie. No.

[Ari] If one person sees you,
they're gonna know you're a girl.

-Look at you!
-That's so sweet. Thanks.

-[Ari] Not a compliment!
-Thank you.

-[Ari] This isn't good.
-Not good, but thanks.

Oh no! She… He's right there!

Salish, he's right there!
She can't hear me.

She has no idea he's around the corner.

Is this thing over
before she gets to her first class?

Ari, why is there nobody here? I mean,
aren't there supposed to be 3,000 kids?

I thought I was gonna blend in
with, like, a million kids.

There's, like, ten kids!

-[Ari] It makes it harder to blend in.
-[Salish] I know.

-Really, Ari? You're so smart. Wow.
-Thanks. That's why I'm in school still.

-[Salish] Good job.
-This way.

Salish thinks
the principal's looking for her,

but she doesn't realize
how close he is to her right now.

But, unfortunately for me, he decided
to go look for them outside the building.

I don't want her to spend my credit card.

Here's what happened
the last time she got my credit card.

They just spent $1,200
on a flight to Vegas.

-$753 at Prada. Let's go.
-[man] Oooh.

They are out of freaking control.

Yeah! You see why
I'm stressed out about this.

You need to go inside and ask them
for the lost and found to get a hoodie.

-[Ari] I look so much older than you.
-But you look like a boy.

Put on your hoodie,
go into the administrative office

and ask for the lost and found.

-[sighs]
-Put on your hoodie.

-[Ari] Okay, all right, fine! Fine! Jeez.
-Okay, go!

[Ari sighs] Okay. Oh my gosh.
I hope I don't get caught.

If one administrator sees her face,
this thing is over.

-[Ari, high-pitched] Excuse me?
-Hello.

[high-pitched] Hi.
Uh, I think I lost my hoodie.

I wanted to come to
the lost and found to see if you had it.

I have a box here. Go ahead, take a look.

-[Ari] Oh! Thank you so much.
-[woman] You're welcome.

Uh… Oh, perfect. I think these are it.

Okay, thank you so much.

-[woman] You're welcome. Have a good day.
-[Ari] Thanks. Let's go.

-Salish!
-[Salish] You got it!

-[Ari] Come on, let's go.
-Let's go.

Oh, they got their uniforms.

-[Salish] Let's go.
-We need to change.

[Salish] Put your hoodie on over here.

-[Ari] Put yours on first.
-[Salish] Go quickly.

-Hurry up.
-[Ari] You almost done?

-[Salish] Oh…
-Hey, guys, what are you doing?

Oh, she's… Aaah!

[Salish] Oh…

Just because everybody's at Disneyland,
does not mean you get a day off.

-Go to class. Let's go!
-[Ari] So sorry. We're ready. Sorry.

I didn't even have to give a challenge.

A teacher just busted her.
She's got to go to a class.

How is she gonna do this?

[teacher] Guys, stop dragging your feet.

Oh my gosh, Ari.
This cafeteria is so nice.

Normally, it would be full of all boys.

[Ari] And I'm sure you could find
at least one to date, but let's be real.

-You might have a hard time doing that.
-Shut up, Ari!

-You probably couldn't--
-[teacher ] Let's go!

-Over here.
[Ari] sh**t! Let's go.

[teacher] You're late. Let's go.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Sorry.

Oh my gosh, Ari.
It smells like my brother's room.

[Ari] Let's go sit there.

-Do I look like a boy, Ari?
-[Ari] I feel like you blend in.

Hey!

[Ari] Whoa.

I just got hit with a paper airplane.
What the heck?

Wait, Salish, are there any boys in here
that you think are cute? I mean…

[laughs] There's a lot of options.

-I already have my boy, Ari.
-[Ari] What?

-I'm kidding.
-[Ari] Who's your boy?

Who's her boy?

Wait a second. Someone left a comment

challenging Salish to come here
to this school on this specific day.

So at least one of these boys
sent her this comment,

and, oh my gosh,
he might have a crush on Salish.

It's time for the first challenge.
I'm gonna text it to her.

If this doesn't get her busted, it'll make
one of the students very angry at her.

I just got a text.

"There's a whoopee cushion in your bag.
Use it to prank a student."

[Ari] What? That is the lamest prank ever.

Your dad is such a boomer.

Okay. Let's see at the end of the day
if you still have a job. How about that?

-Would never do that. I love you, Ari.
-Boomer.

[high-pitched] Boomer. Boomer.

Do it now. There's no one looking.
Go, go, go, go, go!

-Oh my gosh. Pick it up.
-[Ari] Salish! Ugh! Okay.

-[Salish] You do it! Okay.
-[Ari] Okay, all right.

[teacher] All right, all right.

Settle down, everyone. Settle down.

Please take your seats.

Really. Seriously. Come on.

[boy 1 laughing] All right!

-Big funny man. What is this?
-[boy 2] What?

[teacher] Excuse me.
What seems to be the problem?

-He put a whoopee cushion on my chair.
-I did not do that, actually.

-You're always--
-How immature do you think I am?

Very immature, in fact.

[teacher] Are we in grade school?
Have a seat.

Oh, he's blaming him.
She didn't even get busted for that?

All right, whoever did this,
I'm gonna find you, okay?

You're not gonna find anybody.
Have a seat. My name is Mr. Davis.

I am here because you are here,

and you are here because your parents
did not want you to go to Disneyland.

I see. The field trip is to Disneyland.
The entire school went.

These students are not allowed to go.
Their parents didn't give permission.

[teacher] So you're in study hall.
Let's get to work.

[Ari] The students are on a field trip.
That's why there's no one here.

-It all makes sense.
-Yeah.

Bro, it smells so bad in here.

[Ari] Get used to it. Now you're a boy.

-You'll be spending all day here.
-Ugh.

Maybe you need to smell bad.

[laughs]

What are you gonna do with the money?
Tell me?

Nah.

Doesn't matter
what she's doing with the card.

She's not gonna win
the challenge, so she won't get it.

Last time Salish got my credit card,
this happened.

We got this shirt,
these pants, and this hoodie.

Just spending money right in front of me,
and I can't get there. [groans]

They just spent $434 at Sephora.

First challenge was a bust.
I have a better idea for challenge two.

I just got a text. "You must raise
your hand and ask the teacher a question."

-[Ari] Uh-oh.
-Oh.

[Ari] Say you left your notebook
in your locker and need to go grab it.

No. I can't leave the classroom.

-The principal could catch me.
-Okay.

"Do you have a pencil?"

It's not about the question you ask.
It's about the sound of your voice.

Doesn't matter what you ask.
Not gonna sound like a boy.

[Ari] All right. It's a harmless question.

-Make sure you're talking in a guy voice.
-I know, I know.

Yes, sir?

-Question?
-Do you have a pencil?

-[Ari] Talk like a guy.
-Say again?

Dude, it's over!
She sounds like a girl. Just…

That was a girl. How is it
nobody in the class just noticed that?

-Do you have a pencil?
-You've got to speak a little bit louder.

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
The principal's coming.

-Oh! There he is.
-[Ari] Talk like a guy.

-[knock at door]
-Do you--

-Hello, gentlemen. Sorry to interrupt.
-[teacher] No problem.

Oh, yes!

-[principal] Question.
-Oh my God.

Has anyone seen, this morning,

a student wandering around
the halls or one of your classes

wearing a green hoodie?

Like a small little guy?

[laughing] A small guy!

Maybe somebody's tried to sneak in their
younger brother as a prank. Anything?

No one's seen a young, small boy?

-In a green hoodie?
-[students] No.

The principal knows Salish is there.
He's looking for her. Yes!

You haven't heard somebody saying
they're pulling a prank?

-[students] No.
-[principal] All right.

Listen, if you see any kid
walking around in a green hoodie,

please let your teacher know,
let me know.

I'm looking for this kid.
All right. Thank you, guys.

Get back to work.
You guys are doing a fantastic job.

Oh my gosh, Ari, did you hear that?

[school bell rings]

-[teacher] That's the bell. 15 minutes.
-That's the bell. Let's go. Hurry up, Ari.

-[teacher] Come back to this class.
-[Ari] Let's go this way.

-Fifteen minutes, back in this class.
-[Ari] That was so close.

[Salish] That was crazy, Ari.

You think 'cause you got out of it
you're not gonna get another challenge?

I'm just bangin' out the challenges now.

I'm hungry. I want some coffee.
I want to get her busted before lunch.

[Ari] That was crazy.

I know, bro, right?
That was, like, actually insane.

-Hold up. I just got a text.
-[Ari] Again?

-Oh my gosh. It's from my dad again.
-[Ari] What does he want?

He said, "You must reveal yourself
to one student

to convince him to help you
break into the principal's office."

[Ari] Does he want us
to lose the challenge?

Yeah! He does want us to,
so I don't spend his money.

Come on. She's busted. This is over.

[Ari] We have to figure out
which guy we pick.

-[Salish] Okay.
-[Ari] Tall guys are chill.

If we broke in,
he wouldn't be able to hide.

[Ari] You're right. What about
the guy in the brown pants?

-All of them are wearing brown pants.
-[Ari] Right there!

There's no other kid.

Ohh! Ohh!

They're done now.

Bro, you should close your bag.
Your green hoodie's sticking out.

-[Salish] Oh. Thank you.
-You okay? You look a little tense.

Is that the same guy who was
talking to the principal

when Salish snuck in at the beginning?

That dude knows that Salish
is the kid the principal's looking for.

[Ari] Yeah, no, I'm… I'm good. Um…

This is just… this is my friend.

Um…

-Is he okay?
-[Ari] Yeah, he's… he's all good.

Kinda just stuffed his head in a locker.

[Ari] I think he was just
looking for something.

-Really?
-[Ari] Yeah.

I'll catch you later. What was your name?

-Ari. What's yours?
-Nice to meet you.

-Gio.
-[Ari] Nice to meet you, bro.

-What was your name, by the way?
-Yo, I'm chill. My name's Leo.

-Liam? That's a…
-No, Leo.

-Leo. Oh. Makes a lot more sense.
-Yeah.

-Hey. Are you a girl?
-No! Are you a girl?

-Hey, yo!
-No! Sh!

-[Ari] Yo, shh!
-[Salish] Just come with us.

Don't say anything. Come!

-[Gio] Come with you?
-Hurry up!

-[Ari] Come on.
-[Gio] Hey, what's goin' on?

He just discovered she's a girl.

Then he's about to tell all his friends
Salish is a girl, and then stopped?

-[Gio] Explain a bit?
-[Salish] Okay.

[Gio] Not even gonna hold the door? Wow.

-This is, like, a YouTube video.
-[Gio] YouTube?

-On the last YouTube video, a comment--
-There's last YouTube videos?

Yeah. There was, like, a comment that said
to sneak into this all-boys school.

This the kid that left the comment?

But there are challenges along the way.
And I can't get found out.

Nobody can see me.
Except for you, I guess.

I mean, he's seen you.

-Yeah, but he's chill.
-[Ari] I'm kind of part of this.

-[Salish] Yeah.
-You are?

-Okay. That's cool.
-[Ari] Yeah.

So please promise
you're not gonna tell the principal.

-[Gio] I promise.
-Okay, bet.

Salish, I think he might be the guy.
Like, maybe he left the comment.

-Oh, yeah, maybe.
-Maybe he's a fan.

Wait, Gio, did you leave the comment?

Who are you?

-Yeah. Ari, you're so stupid!
-[Ari] What?

-You just got so humbled.
-Ari.

-Sh! Sh!
-[Ari] Sh! Sh!

Anyways, can you show me
where the principal's office is?

-Uh, sure.
-Why is he going along with this?

-It's only gonna take five minutes.
-I really just gotta get to class in ten.

-[Salish] Okay, well, whatever. Let's go.
-[Gio sighs] Okay.

Obviously, do not try
any of this at school

unless you have permission
from the school itself to be doing it.

[dramatic music playing]

Looks like the principal is
very close to Salish.

-The principal's office is right there.
-Okay.

So, could you, like, knock
and see if anyone's in there?

-Knock?
-I'm a girl. I can't.

They'll know I'm a girl.
You're a boy, you got this. Come on, Ari.

[Jordan] Is the principal coming
back to his office?

If the principal's
coming back to his office,

he's gonna totally bust them right now.

-[Gio] Okay, I did it.
-Great.

I have two hours left to get Salish busted
or she gets my credit card,

and that's a disaster.

[Salish] Open the door.

[dramatic music intensifies]

-Put your hood on.
-Oh, yeah, my bad.

[Ari] Your braid, Salish.
It's been out all day.

-[buzzing]
-Uh! There he is.

-[Salish] Where?
-[Jordan] They're done now.

Who was that guy? How did he not bust her?

Oh, the principal went the other way.

Wow, they got lucky!

Oh my God. I thought
that was, like, actually somebody.

-Do you still want me to check?
-[Salish] Yes!

[Gio sighs]

[whispers] You're good.

-[Salish] Thank you! Thank you.
-What? What is she doing?

[Jordan] I need to make her
lose some time there

so the principal has enough time
to get back to his office.

Time for another challenge.

I'm gonna make Salish
write a note to the principal,

revealing herself
and challenging him to find her.

Ugh.

I got a Post-It.

I'm gonna say, "Someone's skipping school.
Try to catch them."

[Jordan] This school is huge. He is
taking forever to get back to his office.

Oh my God. He's coming. She's so slow.

Salish, hurry.
He's coming. Come on, hurry!

-[Salish] "…try to…"
-[Ari] Oh my gosh.

Hurry. You write so slow!

Go to your office.

Go left! Go left! Go left!

No! He went right.

-Sorry, I was making hearts.
-[Ari] Hearts?

-[Gio] What?
-[Salish] Yes. All right, let's go.

Making hearts? When he finds the note,
he'll be looking for her.

I don't have nearly as much time
as I thought I had to get her busted.

Since most of the students
aren't at school today,

it's only a half day.

[Gio] Okay. Okay, well, here we go.

[teacher] Nice of you to join us.
Have a seat.

Can you guys believe it,
but Salish is almost 16 years old?

And you know what happens
when you're 16? You can drive.

Like, I could see Salish buying a car.
A pink Jeep, to be specific.

That's what she's been
hoping for one day. A pink Jeep.

Okay. What other crazy things
could Salish spend my money on?

Uh…

-[Ari] Salish, get up!
-I'm tired.

[Ari] I know we're in school,
but there's no nap time.

-Yes, there is!
-[Ari] Salish!

Every history class, it's a nap time.

[dramatic music continues]

The principal is walking around the hall,
and Salish is so close.

Salish is in the next hallway over

and the principal's walking
in that direction.

-[Ari] Get up!
-[Salish] Ari…

[Ari] Salish, your phone!

It's time to wake Salish up
with a new challenge,

and she's 100% gonna get busted
with this one.

-[Ari] A text from your dad again.
-[sighs]

"Grab the speaker in your backpack
and play any song on volume ten

while running through the hallways
for 60 seconds."

-[Ari] Bro, this guy is ridiculous.
-Bro, this is actually unfair.

I left a speaker in her backpack.
She had no idea until right now.

Okay, now I'm gonna play a song.

[Jordan] The principal's walking around.
There could be other teachers.

If any of them hear this music,
this is over.

[rock music playing]

That's so loud. Okay, let's go.

-I'm gonna get caught, Ari.
-[Ari] This is so loud.

[music playing from hallway]

-The principal is for sure gonna find me.
-[Ari] Oh my God.

[Jordan] The principal heard that.

I think he's trying to figure out
where the music is coming from.

-[Ari] How much longer is the song?
-I don't know!

Come on, come on. Somebody find her.
She's right there!

Ari, we're so lucky
that these classrooms are empty,

because, if not, we would be busted.

[music playing through monitor]

Come on, somebody's gotta find her.
This is ridiculous.

[music continues playing]

Five seconds.

-[Ari] Wait, turn it off. Turn it off!
-Okay.

Gah! Seems like nothing is working today.
How lucky is she?

-[Ari] Whew. Thank God.
-It's off.

[Ari] That was so loud.

[Jordan] These challenges
are gonna get better.

Oh, wow, do I have a good one
towards the end, if we get there.

-This is gonna get us caught.
-[Ari] True!

I have to find a place
to hide this backpack.

He's looking for a green hoodie.

[Ari] Uh… Wait, Salish.

-How about under these benches?
-Oh, that's a good idea.

You can barely even see it.
Okay, let's go, let's go.

In case the principal comes
and starts looking through backpacks,

she doesn't wanna have hers with her.

[Ari] We just have to hide.

Time to find out
who wrote the comment on the video.

-If it's one of these kids at school…
-I just got another text. Oh my gosh.

"Ask three students
if they left the comment on the video."

[Ari] What?

Ari, in order to ask them,
I have to show my face.

She has to talk to three more students.
One of them is gonna tell on her.

-I think I have a really good idea.
-[Ari] All right, let's go, let's go.

Make sure the principal doesn't see us.
Walk slow and have your head down.

Ari, this is crazy,
but just stay right here.

[Ari] What is she doing?

Salish is going right up to Gio again.

[Ari] She's gonna get caught.

Oh, wait, is that Gio? That is.

-Actually--
-[Salish] Come on.

-[Ari] Okay, okay, okay.
-[Salish] Ari!

Hey! Okay.

Gio, I have to, like, ask three people
if they commented on the video.

-[Gio] Okay…
-So, can you do that?

And, here, can you put in these earbuds?

-Then I'll just tell you what to say.
-Okay.

If I'm telling you what to say, that's
basically like I'm doing the challenge.

-So, yeah.
-Yeah.

I guess that counts, but the point
was to get her to ask herself, obviously,

so she would get busted.

So she just out-thought me there.

Keep on your hood
so that they don't see your AirPods.

-[Gio] You make me do too much.
-Okay. Thank you.

What? Why is this kid Gio
doing everything she says?

Go to the ping-pong people guy.

I think… Hey, um…

-Actually, go to the pool guy.
-The pool… Never mind, sorry.

[Jordan] Do we think
whoever left the comment

did so because they have
a crush on Salish?

If so, who is it? I want to know.

-[Gio] Would you guys--
-Wait. Go to the pool people.

-This is the pool people.
-Ping-pong people.

-[boy] Are you okay?
-Ping-pong… One second.

What do you want him to do, Salish?

-All right… I got that.
-[Salish] Okay, pool table, actually.

Don't pick up the ball.

-Hi, would you--
-No! No, no, no!

-[Ari] Salish. Sh!
-I'm sorry.

-Go to the pool people!
-[boy 2] You good?

[Gio] Uh, one second.

One of the kids in this room
right now might have left the comment.

[Gio] Hi, would you guys know
of any comments left on a YouTube video

asking someone to come here, or…

-[boy 4] Not really. Why are you asking?
-[Gio] Not really?

Uh… Just 'cause. You know, I was curious.

He's acting so suspicious.

-All right, just leave.
-[boy 4] You've been acting weird today.

Don't say anything. Leave.

-[Gio] I'll talk to you later.
-Go to the other pool people.

Would you guys know about any comments
left on a YouTube video

asking people to come here?

-[boy 5] Dude, what?
-Now leave.

No YouTube. Cool.

-[boy 6] Commented on--
-[boy 5] Are you okay?

This is so awkward.

Now, like, throw the ball thingy.

-[boy 5] Gio, what's going on, bro?
-[Gio] Nothing.

-In their pool.
-[Gio] Yeah, this is totally not weird.

-I wanna try something.
-[boy 5] What?

No, go make it.

-I have to make it.
-[boy 7] I think you need some water.

-[boy 8] There you go, Gio.
-[Gio] I got it.

Okay, good job. Okay, now you just leave.

He's literally doing
everything she told him to do. Why?

[Salish] Oh, no. Nope.

-[Gio] No?
-We're right here.

-[Gio] Cool.
-Actually, good job. Thanks.

-[Gio] Yeah.
-[Salish] It wasn't confusing?

No, no, not at all. Yes, it was confusing.

They all looked completely clueless.

I don't think the person who left
the comment was in that room.

-You didn't find out who left the comment.
-Maybe they're not in there.

-You should go and make an announcement.
-I feel like I already asked everybody.

No, but you should make an announcement.
Stand on that pool table.

-I wouldn't want my shoes on it.
-You got this.

[Gio] Ahem.

Hi, everybody.

-Um…
-[laughs]

[Gio] Would you guys know
about a YouTube comment

uh, asking people to come here?

Asking people to come here?

-[boy 5] A YouTube comment?
-[Gio] Yep.

-[boy 5] Dude, what are you talking about?
-[Gio] Cool. Uh, cool, cool, cool, cool.

[boy 2] Why are you being so weird?
You're gonna break the table.

-No, it's okay. It's so sturdy. Sturdy.
-[laughs]

[Gio whispers] That's sturdy.

-[boy 4] Are you good?
-[Salish laughing]

[Gio laughing] I'm okay. I am okay.

-So no one left the comment.
-[Gio] I guess not.

I actually have, like, a little gift
for you for helping me so much.

Wait, wait, wait. Did they just see
the principal? He is around the corner.

-[Salish] This is gonna be the best--
-[Ari] Salish! Sh, sh, sh!

Go quick. Let's go.

I just decided to give you
this really nice hoodie.

[Ari] Wait! That's my hoodie.

-Ari, you'll be fine.
-[Ari] What?

[dramatic music playing]

He's coming right at them.
They don't even realize.

[Ari] Oh my God. Salish!

-Salish! The principal's coming!
-Oh my God, go!

-[Ari] We have to go! Go, go!
-[Salish] Hurry up!

-[buzzing]
-He's coming after them!

[Ari] We have to stay quiet, guys.

They left the backpack!

[principal gasps]

He was right there.

[Salish] Let's just hide here.

-Ari, can you see me?
-[Ari] That's a terrible spot!

[Jordan] Will the principal find Salish
before the end-of-school buzzer rings?

Remember, it's a half day,
so we don't have much time left.

Do you think
the principal got my backpack?

That has my green hoodie in it.

-[Gio and Ari] No!
-Well, I might be busted.

-Sorry to interrupt.
-No worries.

I just now, in the stairwell,
found this backpack.

Hey! The mysterious green hoodie.

Does anybody know
whose backpack this is?

-Fellas? Nobody?
-[students murmuring negatives]

It looks like he's trying to find
whoever owns the backpack.

The backpack will lead him to Salish.

-You've not seen anybody in this hoodie?
-[students] No.

-[principal] Anybody missing?
-[teacher] Roll call.

-Vincent?
-Here.

-Alexis?
-Here.

-Kendall?
-Here.

Gio?

-Gio, are you here?
-[principal] What's his last name?

[bleep]

[principal] Gio [bleep]. You guys know who
Gio is? Is he one of your class members?

-[Kendall] Yeah.
-[principal] He sits here? He's not there?

-[Kendall] No.
-Is this his bag?

Nobody knows? We're gonna find out.
Thank you, guys. Get back to work.

Salish, you just got Gio
into so much trouble.

[boy 1] Gio's busted!

-[all chant] Gio's busted! Gio's busted!
-[teacher] Okay. Please, settle down.

[Jordan] The principal is going
back to his office.

He's gonna see the note now.

"Someone is skipping class.
Try to find them." I'll try to find them.

The principal for sure got that hoodie.

Can we please have student Gio [bleep]?

-Please report to the principal's office.
-[groans]

Immediately. Thank you.

I feel bad for Gio, actually.

Gio is full-on busted.

Mom's gonna k*ll me.
I can't get in trouble.

-Wait, no. Gio, Gio, Gio!
-I gotta go to my class.

I've done this millions of times.
Like, it always works.

Put these in your ears.
I'm gonna call you.

-Tell you what to say.
-Call me?

[Ari] Trust.

-Trust.
-Trust?

Gio, piece of advice.

Don't listen to Salish.

Hurry up. Just put this hood on.

Just go.

-Take a seat.
-I don't see Gio getting out of this.

-Not by listening to Salish.
-Is this your bag, Gio?

-[Gio] No, that is not my bag.
-This… this backpack?

-No.
-This isn't your backpack?

I don't recognize it at all.

The school board gave us permission
to do this challenge,

so I don't think they're gonna
get Gio into serious trouble.

But he doesn't know that right now.

Do you recognize
the sweatshirt in this backpack?

-Say you don't know what it is.
-I don't know what that is.

-Do you know who wrote this note, son?
-Say no.

-I have never seen that handwriting.
-It says, "Someone is skipping class."

"Come try to find them."

-Is that your handwriting?
-Say, "I just type."

-Uh… I just type on my computer.
-"I don't know how to write."

-I don't know how to write.
-This is a serious situation.

-[Gio] I understand.
-You haven't seen this green sweatshirt?

-Say, "Chill out, bro."
-I think you need to chill out.

Oh! So you're gonna be funny, young man?
Well, let me ask you a question.

What if we check the security cameras
that are placed all around the school?

The security cameras. Wait.

Ohhhh!

Yes!

Listen, buddy. This is one last chance.

Tell me the truth, or I'm going
to show the security camera footage.

If you make one little appearance,

you, sir, will be suspended from school
for one month.

-A month?
-Gio, just… just tell the truth.

It's fine. I don't want you
to get in trouble. Rat me out.

Just please stall.
Just stall for a long time. Okay, bye.

Right thing to do. She doesn't want Gio
in trouble so she told him to rat her out.

[Ari] Salish, we have to go.

So… there…

Now he's pausing and speaking so slowly
to give Salish time to get away.

…mmmmm…

might be a girl on campus,

and I may have been helping her,
but it's totally okay.

-There's a girl on campus?
-[Gio] Actually, is that what I said?

-Then?
-You just said there's a girl on campus.

-Did I?
-Where is the girl now?

[Salish] Shall we go up here?

Salish, I'm actually proud of you here.
That was the right thing to do.

To tell Gio to be honest.
But you are so busted right now.

Where are you gonna go?

-[Ari] Uh…
-Over here.

-[Ari] Are there any open classrooms?
-There aren't.

-No.
-[Ari] What about this door?

-No.
-[Ari] Locked. The other way.

Someone challenged them to come.

-It's not their fault.
-Where is she?

Uh… I… I really, really don't know.

-I… I gotta get to class. I'm so sorry.
-We need to find this girl.

-Locked! Locked!
-[Ari] Locked? sh**t.

Don't forget,
I have some challenges left.

-[Ari] Let's go back.
-All right, let's go back.

Go to class.
I'm gonna deal with you later.

Thank you. Am I gonna be in trouble?

Maybe. Just go to class.

Gio went back to class.

I'm gonna make sure
he doesn't get busted for helping Salish.

It looks like Salish and Ari are trying
to find a hiding spot to ride it out.

I gotta find this girl.

[Jordan] Okay, now the principal
knows what Salish is looking for,

and he's not wasting any time
trying to find her.

She is 100% done.

-In here?
-[Ari] What about here?

-[Salish] The elevator!
-Can we close the door? Pull the door!

[Jordan] Salish and Ari think they'll hide
in the elevator. Absolutely no way.

I've got another challenge for Salish,
and this is gonna be the best one yet.

And it's my last one.

Hah! Watch this. We're running out
of time, but this is gonna get her busted.

-Oh no. I just got a text.
-No!

"Sneak back into the principal's office."

-"And reveal yourself using the intercom."
-[Ari] What?

-Ari! This is gonna get us caught.
-[Ari] It's true.

-[Salish] Come on.
-[tense music]

[Jordan] Oh God. I only have 30 minutes.
She's gonna get my credit card.

She can spend it on anything she wants.
What do you guys think it'll be?

[Salish] Okay.

-[Ari] Be quiet, okay?
-All right.

-Yes!
-[Ari] All good? Yes!

-Score!
-[Salish] Okay!

[Jordan] I had to do the challenge
when the principal wasn't in.

But the second she gets on the intercom,
he'll know where she is,

and he'll come running to catch her
before she can get away.

My name is Salish.

[on PA] Or Leo, as you might know me.
I'm actually a girl.

Anyways, school's ending
in, like, about 15 minutes.

If you leave class right now,
you can come try and find me.

Get your phones out, start vlogging,
and put your hoodies up.

The first person to find me
wins 50 bucks. Go!

[teacher] Wait! Wait, wait!
Wait! Do not move.

Do not leave.

No. Wait, wait. Wait!

She said 50 bucks!

Wait, who's Salish, though?

We are gonna find "Saila."



Back to class. Oh my Lord.
Can we please have you go back to class?

There's gonna be chaos in the hallways.
They're all gonna look the same.

It'll be harder for the principal
to find her. That's smart.

-Ari, come on. Actually, Ari--
-[Ari] Okay, I'm coming!

[Salish] Oh my God.

[boy] Salish?

What kind of name is that?
Who names their kid Salish?

Whew!

I've got to run more, man. Salish!

I'm gonna pretend to vlog myself.

-So I look like a student.
-[Ari] Really smart.

Now Salish is vlogging like she's just
one of the students. That's super smart.

[Ari] We're out in the open here.
We need to find a hiding spot.

Oh God. If she doesn't get busted,
I'm gonna lose my credit card again.

[boy 1] Wait, no, but think about it.
Maybe she's close.

[boy 2] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ari] Shouldn't you have found
a hiding spot before you told people?

Yes! All right, just hide in here.

These are all terrible hiding spaces,
Salish. You're gonna get busted.

-Oh no, there's spiders in there. Oh!
-[Ari] Man, I can't fit in there.

-Hide under the table.
-What if she's hiding in the bathroom?

That'd be a great hiding spot.

One of these dudes left the comment.

One of these dudes might have
a crush on my daughter.

They're all acting
like they don't know her.

How did a girl get into campus?
That's kind of impressive, to be honest.

She's gotta be somewhere in here.
What the heck?

-Come here. Under that one. Is this bad?
-[Ari] It could work, but…

-I'm gonna check in here.
-[boy 3] All right.

-Let me know if you find anything.
-Yeah, I will, I will! I will!

All right. Yo, I… I hear something.

Whoa! Whoa! How did you not see them?

Somebody just ran right by her.

Ari, there's way too many people here,
and this is just a bad spot. We gotta go.

-Let's go. Come on.
-[Ari] Let's go.

I hear something up here. Hold on.

[Salish] Yo, hurry up!
Come on. Oh, jeez. Sh!

-[Ari] Yo, this closet.
-Please be open.

-[Ari] Oh!
-[Salish] Perfect!

If you win, please don't buy a car.

We're on the courtyard right now
looking for Salish.

We put these here. You're the strong one.
Put them over there, please.

-Ari, hurry up.
-[Ari] Okay, okay!

I think it's Felicia, right?

-[boy 4] Salicia!
-[boy 5] Or Salaad?

I hear them, Ari.
Turn off the light! They could see it.

-[buzzing]
-She's right there! She's right there!

I don't think they can hear me.
I sound crazy.

But I'm actually right outside
of the office, and she's right there!

The bell rings in ten minutes.

We just have to stay hidden
for ten more minutes, and then I win.

[boy 6] Where did she go?

-Come on, let's try this way.
-[boy 7] Okay.

Come on, somebody's gotta find her!
This is ridiculous.

[Ari] They're so close.

[whispers] There are people right outside.
I think they're gonna find us.

-[boy 8] Upstairs?
-Let's go.

[boy 8] Let's go upstairs.

They're running up these stairs.

She's a little girl. Could be anywhere.
She could be under this sink.

-I have no idea.
-She's good. I'll give her that.

Pretty solid hiding. Salish!

What happens if a student catches us
and not the principal?

We can pay them $50
so they won't snitch on us.

-You have $50. We'll just pay them that.
-Isn't this your channel?

-It's not her channel. It's my channel.
-I don't have $50.

-You don't have $50?
-Who would trust me with $50?

-Who's this? Oh my goodness.
-Uh…

-I'm not Salish.
-Where is this Salish girl?

The principal is right there.
He's literally in the same room.

He's ten feet away from Salish.
Open the door and this thing is over!

Get back to class!
Get upstairs. Back to class!

Oh my gosh.

We're so close.
The bell just has to ring, and then I win.

-I win!
-Wait, Salish, look.

-We have five minutes.
-We win in five minutes.

Please don't let the principal
catch us. Just ring!

-Ring! Ring!
-We're so close. Only five minutes.

Yo, Salish, what are you doing?
This is crazy.

-[whispers] That's Gio.
-I know.

Is Gio trying to distract everybody else
'cause he actually knows where Salish is?

Where are you? God.

Oh my God. He's going right above us.

[principal] Wait. Hey, wait, wait! Hey.

What's going on? Hey!
Everybody, come here. What? Get over here.

The principal is literally right there.

There's just one minute.
Dude, you're there. Just open the door--

Hey, wait. Where's that…
Where's that girl? Where…

-Where… where… Come here!
-[boy 9] Salish?

-That's the principal.
-[Ari gasps]

Wait a second. Stop.
You guys need to get back to class.

No, no, no! Hey, come here, guys.

Somebody find her, please. 30 seconds.

Everybody, back to class!

Oh, my gosh!

[school bell rings]

Aaah!

Dude! I wanted that 50 bucks.

-No 50 bucks.
-Well, at least school's over.

-Time's up. Yeah!
-[crowd cheering]

No!

Please don't buy a car.

-[Salish] Ari, we won!
-[Ari] Yes!

Let's go! I'm so hyped we won.
Let's go, Salish.

Dad, we won!

Congratulations.
What'll you do with the money?

-I think I'll buy--
-[Gio] Hey!

-Hey.
-Oh, hey. I was trying to look for you.

-Thank you so much for everything.
-Yeah, of course.

[gentle music playing]

Hey, um, by the way,
it's a really, really funny story.

I… I left the comment.

Oh.

Wait, it was you?

Yeah.

-[buzzing]
-It was Gio all along!

What? I guess we're finally gonna find out
why Gio has been helping Salish all day.

Really? Why?

[chuckles] I… I figured
it'd be nice to meet you.

Oh!

Oh, well, it was really nice to meet you.
Thank you for com…

Or for being here.

Yeah, of course. Any time.

So, what are you gonna do
with the credit card?

Um…

Um, I think I'm gonna buy my best friend
a flight to come see me.

Oh, right. Um, your best friend
from your videos. Yeah.

-Yeah. Nidal.
-He's awesome.

Yeah. [chuckles]

That's cool.

Well, I'll… I'll see you later.

Yeah, I'll see you later.
Nice to meet you.

-Really nice to meet you too.
-Thank you.

[Gio] Bye.