03x01 - Kids Become Parents for a Day

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[Jordan] Today, my daughter and her best
friend become adults for 24 hours.

They will be responsible for
the Anazala family's adorable children.

We did a big mess!

Parenting is hard.

[Jordan] If they complete
five epic parenting challenges,

they win a mystery prize.

Are you guys ready
to be parents for 24 hours?

-Yes! This is so easy.
-Yes.

What do you do?
You, like, feed them, and they go to bed.

Okay, I'm gonna transform you right now
into the way parents actually look

first thing in the morning.

-Who are these kids?
-Who are they?

-Oh my God.
-You're now parents for the next 24 hours.

-[Salish] What?
-[Jordan] That's Mila. Noah.

Meet your new kids.

-What?
-Our kids?

I don't want kids yet.

There are a series of parenting tasks
on that refrigerator.

If you complete them all in 24 hours,

you'll get the best present
any parent could wish for.

-Are you ready?
-[Salish and Mila] Yeah!

[Salish] First one. Come on, Mila.

Change Noah's diaper.

-No! You're a boy. Go ahead.
-No, girls do this.

No! Girls do not do this.

-I'm not changing him.
-[Salish] No, but you're a boy.

Yeah, girls do diapers.

Did he just say only girls change diapers?

[Salish] That's so unfair! Mm!

I don't know where
a baby's diaper would be. Upstairs?

This is Anas.
This is Asala from the Anazala family.

-Whoo!
-We are gonna be here the whole time.

Otherwise, they will burn the house down.
No doubt.

[Salish] Oh, he's so cute.

[Nidal] I'm coming.

-Can you stand by yourself? Can you… Oh!
-[clang]

She's so cute. I'm Team Salish.

Come on. We're waiting for your dad.

[Nidal] No baby diapers.

-It's getting stinky down here.
-[buzzing]

[Salish] Noodle! Hurry!

I'm trying to look.

[Salish] It's okay.

-It's okay.
-Really? They were there the entire time.

Can you sit? Sit? Good boy.

-Okay, this is actually a bad idea.
-[Nidal] Yeah, do it on the floor.

-Boys do it.
-[Nidal] No.

If it's a boy.
At least pull his pants down.

-[Mila] A…
-[Salish] It's okay.

[Mila] Dirty.

Poopies.

I never do it!

Pull the strap. Just pull that strap.
Right here, right here.

[screams]

-Eww!
-Don't show that on camera.

-[Salish] Eww!
-Wow!

-[squelching]
-[Nidal] Aah! Aah!

-[Salish] It's warm!
-[Nidal screams]

I'm literally about to throw up.
Where's the trash can?

[Mila babbling]

What is he doing?

I don't think that was the garbage.
Whatever.

We finished the diaper change.
What's next?

-Make breakfast?
-Make breakfast.

Let's just take everything out.
Here, get the milk. You're tall.

Put it on the counter. Whipped cream,
'cause that's always healthy.

I'm not touching the bacon.

Girl, I'm vegetarian.

Gogurt kids always love, right?

-[Mila] Pink. Pink yogurt.
-[Salish] Yum! Pink!

Being a parent is so easy.

I think we have two kids.

-[yells]
-[Asala sighs]

-Okay.
-Whatever. But anyway…

I think we should start
on the eggs. Nidal!

-Okay, I'll make eggs. You can--
-No, I'm making eggs.

-You're making-- No, I wanna make eggs!
-No, I'm making eggs.

[Salish] I'm making the eggs!

Rock, paper, scissors, sh**t.

-[buzzer sounds]
-Dang it!

We are not making bacon! Not in my house!
I'm a vegetarian, and everybody should be!

Ew! Eww! We are making pancakes!

No.

Oh no, no… I got a shell in.

-I don't think I'm gonna measure.
-[Mila] I'll do it.

Okay, I guess I can put this.
I guess you use a whisker.

Oh, Mila! Put just milk in there.
It doesn't matter.

[Mila] Two cups.

[Nidal] I found a bowl.
No, wait. That's dirty.

[cheering]

-[Salish] Oh! The whisk is…
-[Nidal shouts]

I might have burnt that a little bit. Ugh.

-It's spilling! It's spilling!
-You're good.

Dang it.

Oh! That's not what you cook eggs in!

There we go. Maybe kids
aren't supposed to have hot sauce.

-Do you like chocolate?
-Yeah.

[Salish] Chocolate!

Oh boy! That's a lot of chocolate!

-[Mila] Uh-oh!
-[Asala] What the…

[chuckles] Oh no.
There's no more chocolate.

I want some more chocolate!

You're on pancakes now,
and I'm gonna set up the cereal.

Making some chocolate milk,
'cause kids love that, obviously.

You mix all of that in.

Here you go. Now you try.

Ooh… Aah!

Chomp, chomp, chomp.
We did a big mess! Yeah!

[Salish laughing] Oh, you want
a whipped cream fight?

[laughs]

[squeals]

[Nidal] Oh!

[Mila] Hey!

-[squeals]
-[Salish] No!

[Mila] Enough fighting!

Parenting is hard.

I want more chocolate syrup!

-[gasps]
-[Salish] Oh!

-Now you're sugared up!
-Yum!

Here, Mila. Here's your chocolate milk.

I'm a big girl. I'm not a baby.

Wow!

Oh! Wow.

That's one big pancake.

While I'm being a responsible parent,

they're just messing around
and having food fights.

-[Mila] Nice.
-Oh my God. What happened?

-It's burning! Clean up!
-Girls don't appreciate anything.

We're gonna put some Lucky Charms on…

Ew. I don't see
why that's appealing, but okay.

[Mila] Yum, yum!

[Salish] Do you wanna sit down?

-Okay, time for the pancakes.
-[Asala gasps]

-[Salish and Nidal] Oh!
-[shrieks] What?

-[Nidal] Oh.
-That looks disgusting.

I think that went really well.
What's next?

Clean the kitchen? No!

-We have to clean the kitchen.
-[slap]

-Oh, that's your job. Don't look at me.
-[Mila] Oh boy.

Noodle! I need some help!

Cleaning's for girls.

Dang it! I missed him. Hmph.

[Mila] Dang it! I missed him too.

We gotta get showered.

Whoa. Okay, now we look a lot cleaner.

-'Cause we were so messy.
-I know.

Let's look at the next thing on our list.

[both] Go grocery shopping?

-How are we gonna get there?
-How about we call a service?

That's a good idea.
Here, let's use the phone.

Um…

Let's try to find it.
Yeah, call it, call it.

[man] Hi, can I help you?

Um, yeah, I would like to get a car.

Okay. What kind of car
would you like?

-[whispers] Tesla.
-A…

-[clattering]
-[Salish laughs]

A Tesla.

-[Salish laughing loudly]
-Okay.

-Is there a specific color you'd like?
-Pink! The new model.

-The new model.
-[Salish laughs]

-Okay. When did you need it?
-Today.

-Today.
-Right now.

Okay. What credit card do you wanna use?

-Uh…
-Um… a Mastercard?

One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight, nine.

[dramatic music playing]

All right. Well, listen.

I don't have a Tesla for you today,
but maybe another day.

Wow, thanks.

-Wow.
-She just hung up.

-[Jordan] Guys, that was real.
-Yeah…

-That was a real call? I thought it was…
-That was not!

-That was a fake person.
-That was a fake person.

-Well…
-Let me look at the location.

Stop!

-[Nidal] I couldn't tell.
-[Salish] No, I feel so bad.

I thought it was Anas
or somebody downstairs!

You were so embarrassing, Salish.

-[thud]
-Oh!

Oh! How do we get to the grocery store?

We're gonna have to walk.

Well, as responsible parents,

we have to get our kids,

put them in their strollers, and walk.

-Let's go.
-We have to get our grocery shopping bags!

We have to get Noah,
we have to get the strollers.

I need to put my shoes on.
You get the stroller and get Noah.

-[Nidal] Okay.
-Nidal! Come here!

Do you have any money
to go grocery shopping?

I have $11 total.

-No! That's barely any! We need way more!
-Yeah, I know.

-Okay!
-I spent all my money.

I got grocery… grocery money!

Okay, come on.

We forgot Noah!

You look so cozy.

I'm a great parent, am I?
Do you like me or Daddy more?

-You.
-[bell chimes]

You guys all heard it.
She likes me better than Noodle.

Okay, I'm done.
And I'm so excited we got money!

Just go straight.

[Nidal] We got… Wait, turn.

-My goodness, I'm so tired.
-I am so tired.

[Salish] Okay, guys, are you ready?

-Mila, what do you want to eat?
-[Mila] A little candy.

[Salish] You want candy?

Um, I think we're gonna do
vegetables today, okay?

-We need vegetables for the kids.
-[Nidal] Candy aisle.

[Salish] Candy's not healthy
for the kids. No.

No, candy's my favorite.

[Salish] Do you like
apple and banana, Mila?

-No, I want candy.
-[Salish] These?

[Mila] I will get all the candy.
I'll put this inside here.

[Nidal] What?

-[Salish] We're not doing candy.
-[Nidal] Yeah!

I found this.

-[Salish] No candy!
-Throw it in! Yeah!

Look, I got those. Those are my favorite.

-I got chocolate!
-[Nidal] Okay!

[Mila] Put them in the cart.

Cookies!

[Nidal] Yeah, cookies.

-No. No, no. That's too much candy.
-[Mila] Wait!

[Mila] Whee!

[laughing loudly]

Whee!

Waaah!

This is my heaven.
So many fruits and vegetables.

Okay, and we'll replace all this candy.
Do you like orange?

-[Nidal] No!
-[Mila] Yeah!

[Salish] Do you like tomato?
Yeah, you like tomato.

[Mila] I don't like tomato.

Okay. Well, you're gonna have it.
Have you had grapefruit? It's so good.

We have a budget of 40,
so we should get out all this candy

and replace it with apples,
carrots, all the good veggies.

We're gonna raise a good vegetarian.

[Nidal] Salish, I got dinner.

[Salish] No, no, no, no, no.
We do not eat meat in this household.

-[Nidal] Look at this one.
-[Salish] No!

-[Nidal] Do you wanna be a vegetarian?
-No!

-[Salish] Do you know what vegetarian is?
-No.

[Salish] If you bring that meat home,
I am filing a divorce.

-I'd rather eat meat than be with you.
-How are you gonna cook that meat?

-I know how to cook a really good steak.
-Like you have skills.

Obviously, I am the better cook.

-[Nidal] I--
-You know what? We're done. Bye.

-[booing]
-I don't know who you are anymore.

I'm done with you.
Take the baby. I'm taking this one.

[Salish] It's okay.
Mommy and Daddy fight sometimes.

[Noah fusses]

-[Mila] Yay!
-Okay! We're friends again.

[Mila] Waaaah!

[squealing]

[upbeat music playing]

I got him. He's okay.

Ugh. I think Dad's gonna forget
to get me something for Valentine's Day.

Um, I'm right here.

[Salish] Parenting is so hard.

[groaning]

Next time they do this,
they gotta have a driver's license.

Oh my God, my favorite part. Bedtime.

-[Noah whining]
-What? No!

-Mila, are you ready for bed?
-[Noah crying]

No.

-Wait, we have to get them in their PJs.
-[Noah crying]

Where are her PJs?

Oh my gosh. I want this day to be over.

[glass smashing]

I found them, I found them!
Come on, Mila. Gotta get changed!

Noodle, I just need you
to hold her! Shoes! Stop!

[Mila giggling]

No, this is double-knotted!

Nighty-night.

I got a bottle!

[Mila laughing]

-That was a piece of cake.
-Yeah, I know.

You got the easy child.

Good night!

[Nidal] I'm so tired.

You guys did it! Yay!

-[horn blares]
-[Asala] Whoo!

[Jordan] What d'you think?
Wanna be parents?

-[Nidal] No.
-[Salish] Mm-mm.

You guys have earned the biggest present
that every parent wants.

-Are you ready?
-Yeah.

Sleep!

-[cheering and applause]
-Yeah!

Oh, thank goodness.

[groans]