01x04 - Episode 4

[bunniefuu]

♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Ready, one, two, three, let's go ♪

[Khloé] Pretty soon,
our story heads to Las Vegas.

And if you're thinking this is where
everything goes wrong...

[Olivia] If I wanna bring
a guy to the table

and I have to ask six girlfriends,
that's insane.

[Khloé] ...you guessed right.

♪ Let me show you how it's done ♪

[Yris] Stop crying.

[Khloé] Now you might be asking yourself,

why is Natalie crying?

And why is this friend group
hanging on by a thread?

And what in the world happened
since the last episode

to cause so much drama?

♪ We going up ♪

♪ Let's get it ♪

The truth is, what happens in Vegas
rarely starts in Vegas.

[Natalie] I know that nobody actually
cares about me.

[Khloé] So let's rewind...

back to a very busy week.

A lot of pressure...

and a party called Wigs and Wine.

Yes, that's a real thing

that of course Nat and Liv were hosting.

But before any wigs were worn
and any wine was poured,

those two needed to get the family act
back on track.

- [Natalie] Hi!
- [Noune] Hi, welcome in.

- Hey.
- [Natalie] How are you?

- So good to see you.
- [Noune] Very good, my love.

- How are you?
- [Natalie] I miss you.

By the way, where's Olivia?

She's coming, right?

[Natalie] I don't know. I think so.

We kinda had a little bit of a spat,

so I don't know if she's, like...

- I'm sure she will come soon.
- ...standing me up or what.

Olivia's totally pissing me off.

She's just like, "Hurry up, hurry up."

And I feel like it's ruining
the energy on set.

Cool, you guys are talking about me.

- Great. I heard you guys. Sweet.
- We're not talking about you.

[Olivia] You guys are being b*tches.

- [Natalie] We're fine.
- I'm f*cking annoyed.

- I'm not even doing this anymore.
- [Natalie] Wait, come here. Hey!

What you want, my love? What you need?

We wanna do a little hand facial.

Perfect. Let's go.

- [Natalie] Hi!
- Look who's here!

How are you?
Good to see you again.

[Noune] Nat, this is your numbing cream.

Oh, thank you.

Where's yours?

- Oh, mine? Where's mine?
- I can't do this alone.

[Noune] That's a good question.
Where's mine?

Hi! How are you girlies?
Good to see you.

- [receptionist] Good, how are you?
- Good!

[Natalie] Okay.

- [Noune] Hi!
- Hi!

Look who's here.

[Olivia] Doing the hand laser?

Perfect.

[♪ awkward music playing]

Warning you, this hurts like a mother...

I already did my whiskey shot for numbing.

- You want, uh, Nat's whiskey?
- Sure.

It's nuts.

I know you love each other.
You're good sisters.

Did you spit in it?

[Noune laughing]

Come on. I would never.

Ladies, let's go.

- Where?
- [Natalie] I'm not agreeing to anything.

[therapist] This is our famous chair.

It's like contracting the muscles
in your pelvis.

So it's good for urinary incontinence,

tightening in the area, sexual wellness.

[Natalie] Oh, my God.

Thank you. Never been so excited.

Don't touch it.

Seriously, don't. Don't!

- [imitating machine beeping]
- Screw off.

Throw this whiskey at you, b*tch.

[Natalie] Is there a butthole setting?

- [Olivia] Stop touching!
- [Natalie] Okay.

I feel like it's... [laughs]

I feel like it's weird
because we never fight,

but maybe we should fight more.

It's good. It's normal.

But for us, it's like traumatic
because we never fight.

We just need to get on a better page
sometimes in those heated scenarios.

- [Natalie] Yeah.
- I feel, like, of adjusting how we work.

I know that the ship would go down

if there wasn't someone
watching the clock,

- and I appreciate that.
- [chair buzzes]

I will watch the clock more
to help calm your nerves

when it comes to timelines.

I should have taken a moment
to help calm you down and explain

- how I felt like we were gonna...
- [chair buzzes]

- ...still meet all the guidelines.
- [Olivia] Yeah.

And I should have taken my moment

talking to you instead of Khloé.

- [chair buzzes]
- Ah!

[both scream, laugh]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

- [buzzing continues]
- [both scream, laugh]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Khloé] With Natalie and Olivia's
relationship back on track...

Should we hug and make up?
We're not huggers.

[Khloé] ...that freed them up
to meddle in someone else's.

Oh, my God, this is the most action.

- Wait, I can kinda still--
- [chair buzzes]

[both scream]

Natalie! Natalie!

- Oh, my God.
- Natalie!

[♪ electronic music playing]

♪ High heels, diamond rings, success, ah ♪

♪ Limousines, boss moves, good sex ♪

♪ Avant garde, oh, my gosh ♪

♪ Dripping in couture,
but a little crazy ♪

♪ But a little crazy ♪

♪ But a little crazy ♪

♪ A little crazy ♪

♪ You know I built and set the bar ♪

♪ When I pull up, they know the car ♪

♪ It's giving, "Who you think are?" ♪

♪ I'm pop-u-lar ♪

[Khloé] Before Yris got
swept up in the Vegas drama,

she had another issue to deal with.

Troy was pressuring her
for a wedding date.

It's been like three years,
you know what I mean?

Since I got down on one knee and...

It's actually been five years.

- It's been five years?
- Yeah, it's been five years.

That makes it even worse.

[Khloé] Unfortunately for him,

Yris was already married
to her to-do list.

And somewhere near the top of that list?

A new deodorant line.

[line ringing]

[Yris] Hola.

Oh, my God, I miss you.

[Malika] [on phone] I miss you, too.

Where have you been in my life?

Where are you?

I just sat down for a meeting
for the launch of Siiiba.

It's the best deodorant
that you will ever try.

Hopefully by, when I leave here,
I have a launch date.

So in between that,
I'm like, momager, you get it.

You're the same way with Ace.

And like the podcast, I'm trying
to squeeze three episodes in a day

and, like, that's a lot,
too, for me, you know?

So I'm just, like, trying to juggle

and then trying to
squeeze my friends in there

the best way that I can.

So right now I'm just a little overwhelmed

with all the projects
that I've thrown myself into. Um--

[Malika] Yeah, are you going? Like,
there's a...

- Oh, the...
- pajama party at Nicole's house.

Oh, no, I'm not going to that.
I don't have time.

And then, um, Olivia is doing
like a Wig and Wine party.

Oh, this is, like, so not fun for me.

- It's like...
- I get, I get it.

[sighs] But, okay,
I will try my best to show up,

even though I think it's a silly idea.

Work and all that stuff
is obviously at the top of the list,

but you do need to
give yourself a little bit of a balance.

- Yeah.
- And, like, do I dare

chat with you about, like...

The baby thing?

Honestly, I don't have the time
to research the place and like all that,

but I feel like if you can help me--

[Malika] I have a lot
of information already.

- [Yris] Okay.
- [Malika] I'll bring all the information.

-Hi!
- Des just got here.

[Malika] Okay, perfect. I'll let you go.

But I'll bring all the information
to your house.

We'll have dinner, wine, and talk babies.

- Perfect. Alright, I love you.
- [Malika] Okay, love you.

- Have a good meeting.
- Bye. Thank you.

Bye.

[Yris] I love Malika.

She's the friend
that just always just gets it.

You need friends like that.

- No, I need more friends like that.
- 'Cause you're so busy.

Yeah, that just understand it,
don't give me a hard time.

[all] Hi!

- How are you?
- So nice to see you.

So good to see you.

Hi. How are you? Nice to see you.

I'm so excited.

[Khloé] Unfortunately for Yris,

deodorant couldn't cover up
a wedding conversation.

♪ Don't blame me for my ego ♪

♪ I got ambitious ♪

Meanwhile, some of the other girls
were also putting in some work.

♪

♪ Girls are going out tonight ♪

♪ We don't need no stupid guys ♪

[Nicole] Should I get weights?

- These are four pounds.
- I'm doing something light.

Why are we going light?

'Cause my attitude sucks.

[Nicole] What's going on
with you and Edwin?

I just am not used to
making space for someone.

Like he texts me,

"Hey, do you have time
to catch up tomorrow? I'm off."

I'm just, like, looking at my phone like,
"Hmm, what do I say?"

I'm like, "Well, um...
I'm not off tomorrow."

- You said that?
- Yeah.

- Okay.
- [Khadijah] Did you put "um"?

- No.
- [Khadijah] Um... Like...

It's kind of a no-brainer.

That's why I go,
"Self, what's the problem?

"Self, what's the issue?

Self, why are you holding back?"

And I'm going, "It's not him."

So I have agreed to have dinner tonight.

I love it. He's really sweet.

He's really handsome.
We all get along with him.

He's a good suitor.

This conversation must be making me hot

'cause I'm not moving enough
to be sweating.

- [laughs]
- [Khadijah] Okay.

She's literally sweating
thinking about it.

Should I get my teeth whitened first?

[laughter]

[Khadijah] What's going on
with you and Larry?

Poor thing, I feel, like, so bad for him.

- I, like, wear, like...
- the same pajamas for a week straight.

[Khadijah] You're like, "Yeah, you have
one look but don't touch."

And I shower like once a week
and he's like,

- "What the f*ck?"
- [Malika] No, no.

Malika's like, that's it, I'm coming over.

No, ma'am!

It's so funny 'cause
we used to always joke

and when I first got
Sports Illustrated, he was like,

"I have a Sports Illustrated model wife?

- What?"
- Yeah.

And he was so, like, excited.

It's dreamy. I think it would be
any man's dream.

[Nicole]
I told him if I get the cover this year,

then I will turn it on.

I will transform myself.

I will be your cover
Sports Illustrated wife.

[Malika] Sports Illustrated? Yeah.

Uh... Her husband needs it.

- Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. Great.
- [Nicole laughing]

Appreciate it.

- [Nicole] Alright.
- You got it.

We'll be celebrating together
if that day happens.

[Khloé] Nicole may have
been praying to the gods

for a Sports Illustrated cover,

but her next idea?

That one should have
come with a warning label.

Tell Dee about your...

Oh, yeah, so I have this bright idea

- that we take a girls' trip.
- Okay.

- [Khadijah] Where?
- [Nicole] I think...

Don't get scared, but I...
we're thinking Vegas, maybe.

♪

We could do a really nice dinner.

We could relax by the pool.

We could do like a little day party.

- Wear cute little dresses.
- [Malika] Little, little club action.

A little club action.

Well...

- Well, I thought--
- Usually I love Vegas.

- The idea sounds like--
- Well, I thought you were gonna be

really excited about it.

I don't know,
I just think maybe it's my mood.

Maybe that's what it is.

How do we convince you
to get excited about it?

And then how do we convince Yris
to actually show up?

She might really need to get away.

- Like, everything's been so serious.
- [Nicole] What is holding you back?

I feel like when you go to Vegas,
then you come back and things are...

like, you go there
to make things unserious

and then you come home
and get back to business.

- You get to Vegas, you pause.
- Come right back...

- Yeah, you pause.
- [Malika] Oh, wow.

- We'll think about it.
- It's not... Okay.

It's not a no.

Sleep on it tonight
and let us know tomorrow.

- Yeah.
- [Nicole] Okay.

[Khloé] Vegas would have to wait...

♪ Butterflies are telling me to stay ♪

[Khloé] ...because Malika was headed

to a hot date with Edwin,
the TikTok dentist.

♪

[Edwin] Hi, beautiful.

- How are you?
- [Malika] I'm good. How are you?

[Edwin] It's good to see you.

- [Malika] These are for me?
- These are for you.

♪ Oh, my God,
I think I'm falling for you ♪

Have you been here before?

- Never. First time.
- [Malika] Cute.

I wanna try something new with you.

- Thank you.
- [Edwin] Yeah.

- Here you are.
- Thank you.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Cheers.

- Cheers to official date.
- An official date.

- [Edwin] How about that?
- It's true.

When I'm not in your mouth.

[♪ whimsical music playing]

At the dental office.

He's my dentist.

[waitress] Oh. I see.

[waitress laughs]

- No wonder you have beautiful teeth.
- Thank you.

- [waitress] You're welcome. [laughs]
- [Edwin] You're welcome.

I'll take some of that credit then.

♪

[Malika] You know how long
it's been since I've been on a date?

Like a real--

Let me take a drink before this answer.

Was two years ago.

Two years ago.

I feel like you're in a place in your life

where you can't just let anybody in.

- No.
- You have your, you have your life,

you have your job, you have your son.

- Thank you for being so understanding.
- [Edwin] Yeah.

Because it's, it's definitely not
that I don't think you would be,

but, like, I could sound like
I'm wasting your time.

[♪ pensive music playing]

I guess I'm still very guarded.

Do you feel like you're ready
to embark on that journey

of even considering opening up to someone?

Getting to know them,
telling them about yourself,

your vulnerabilities, your day-to-day.

What makes you angry.
What makes you sad.

What makes you happy.
What makes you excited.

[Khloé] After experiencing the pain
of heartbreak several times,

Malika got really good
at protecting herself.

Sometimes a little too good.

No.

♪

[Edwin] What would it take for someone

to bring that side out of you?

For you to open up to the idea?

Patience?

I do require a great deal of patience.

but... I think I'm worth it.

No relationship is perfect,

but, like, what is
the perfect relationship for you?

Like, what are you looking for?

I'm in a place in my life
to where I feel like

I haven't left a lot of room for myself

and finding someone that complements me

in a way that makes me better.

Meeting you was a nice reminder
to open that part of my life up, too.

And even though
I met you in a dental office...

[Malika laughs]

...your smile goes way beyond that.

And you seem like such a genuine person.

- Thank you.
- [Edwin] Yeah.

[Khloé] While Malika was feeling
the pressure to make a decision,

Olivia was feeling the pressure
of a third date.

♪ When I want you ♪

♪ I can't get on with a girl
that I thought I knew ♪

♪ That I thought knew, that I thought ♪

[Olivia] What's in your bag of tricks?

[Olivia laughs]

I'm scared. Should I close my eyes?

My eyes are closed.

One, two, three.

Blades!

Rollerblading, roller skating.

- I love blades.
- I'm not sure what you wanna call it.

- It's blades, baby.
- Blades, blades, blades.

[laughs] So when was
the last time you did this?

[Staf] About 15 years ago.

- [Staf grunts]
- Okay, let's...

- Let's give it a--
- Ooh! Oi!

- [Olivia] You good?
- [Staf] Yeah, yeah.

[Olivia] I'm feeling I can...

[Staf] Oh, my God,
we're going down a hill now.

- [Olivia] Let's do it.
- [Staf] How do we stop?

- [Staf screams]
- [Olivia] Oh, no!

[both laugh]

- [laughs] Oh-oh.
- Just go straight.

- [Staf] Ohh!
- [Olivia screaming]

- [Olivia] Staf!
- [Staf laughing]

[Olivia laughing]

[Staf] Hey, you can't
go down the hill like that.

[Olivia] Are you okay?

[Staf] My knee is nearly gone. Ooh.

- Let's get to skate.
- [Staf] Let's get going back. [groaning]

- Just tackle this bench.
- [Olivia] Okay, perfect.

No, that was fun though. That was so fun.

- Oh, yeah.
- I'm glad we didn't go down.

- [laughing]
- Worked out. Definitely worked out.

Yeah, it was so good.

Um...

So next time...

[Oliva laughs]

Oh, my God.

Okay. Yeah.

[Khloé] Olivia had spent
a lot of time wondering

when her person would come along.

So I hope that just because
this date was heading downhill...

Just be careful what's next.

Oh, no.

[Khloé] ...didn't mean
their relationship was doomed.

And meanwhile, across town,

Malika and Yris were
wrestling with the dream

of what their family should look like.

- [Stephanie] Yris, it's nice to meet you.
- [Yris] Nice to meet you.

- I'm Stephanie. Your home is beautiful.
- Thank you.

So I'm the founder of
Family Match Consulting.

The most important decision
you make in this process

is who you go on this journey with.

We wanna make sure that we get that right.

[Malika] How do we know?

'Cause she and I
are very similar as people,

but that doesn't mean
that we would want similar things.

Like, she kinda just wants
to pick her baby up once it's delivered.

And I'm like, I kinda want
the woman to live with me.

Is that even an option? Like...

I've never had a surrogate
actually live with the intended parents,

but we can talk through that.

As far as the relationship
with the surrogate,

it kind of exists on a spectrum,
like all relationships.

I was also really curious,
is there like a tier system

- for what you pay for...
- [Yris] What is this gonna cost us?

...based on what you get?

I just need to wrap my head, you know?

And then to my fiancé,
split the bill in half

- and be like, "This is what it costs."
- Yeah, it's not that bad.

If you can wrap your head around anywhere

- from about 200 to 250,000.
- [Khadijah] Wow.

That would be inclusive
of all things, including like legal fees,

what the surrogate receives, agency fees.

- [Yris] So everything.
- Insurance. Yes.

There is so many things
that would be included within that.

The baby's gonna be another down payment.

And I'm not gonna lie.

It kinda makes me wanna try love.

♪

- [Yris] Edwin, the dentist.
- [Khadijah] I'm sure he'd be all in.

[Malika]
I'm gonna have to explore all options.

A hundred percent.

And this is a good kinda
first overview of the process

and obviously call me.

We can go through anything
in further detail.

Well, this was so helpful.

Thank you so much.

[Khloé]
The girls had a lot to think about.

So they did what we would all do
when we have a problem.

[Yris] I'm gonna update Kylie.

[Khloé] They called one of my sisters.

[line ringing]

[cell phone beeps]

- Hola.
- [Kylie] Hi.

[Yris] Hi, cutie.

I'm with the girls.

[Kylie] Oh, the girls.

- The girls.
- Hi, baby.

[Yris] The surrogate lady just left and--

- [Kylie] How did that go?
- [Yris] It was just a lot.

And then the price,
it was 250 for just the surrogate.

And then plus I...
our lawyer fees were like,

- we're gonna be like...
- So the base model.

[Yris] Then I'm like,
maybe I do carry this baby,

then go to Garth, 50K for my t*tties.

Like, I'll be at like 100K, bro.

Like, what am I doing?

- Why do you wanna do it?
- [Yris] Hmm.

♪

I just physically don't wanna
put myself through that again.

I just don't see how I can
physically carry a baby right now.

It was a lot on my body.

To see you kinda go through
what you went through

and then to see how you
and Prince smile at each other.

Yeah. You wanna see me almost die again?

[Kylie] No, trust me.

The thought of carrying another baby

right now feels insane.

- It's just...
- [Malika] It's hard.

- It's not, it's...
- But you guys can do it, though.

- I think that just...
- [Malika] But, Kylie...

would you ever use a surrogate?

I don't think so.

I don't see it on you either.

I don't wanna say no, no,

but I'm like 99.9% sure
I just couldn't do that.

Plus, I have big, healthy babies.

Like, there's no reason for me
to really have a surrogate.

[Yris] Okay, when you're back,
let's go visit Garth.

Yeah, it's like, maybe that's what
we should start talking about.

- Let's talk about the recovery.
- [Khadijah] The mommy makeover.

- Love you, too. Have the best time.
- Alright, love you.

- Tell your baby hi.
- Bye, Ky.

- Bye. Bye.
- [Kylie] Bye-bye.

[Yris] Well, I have a business meeting
that I have to get to.

[Khloé] That was enough baby talk.

And Malika was about to
find out someone had already

made a big decision for her
that she was not expecting.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

Close it and say, "See you soon, pizza."

See you soon... [mumbles] pizza.

[Nicole] What? What language was that?

Nicole?

Come on. Green?

- Hi!
- You guys.

- Hi!
- Hi!

Hello, hello.

I did bring a bottle of champagne,

but I was, like, it has not been chilled,
so forgive me.

[Nicole]
That's okay. Put it in... Put it in here.

[Olivia] Hi.

Oh, don't. Not on my Dolce.

- [Malika] Hi.
- [Olivia] Hi!

[Natalie] I'm starving.

[Khadijah]
This salad is really good, you guys.

Wait, I have to tell you guys something.

I got a, I got a text on my way here.

From Edwin.

He goes, "Hi, you.

"I hope your Friday's been
as beautiful as you."

"Texting you because I wanted
to be honest about something.

"I think we might be in different places
in our lives right now.

"I sense that you might not be ready

"for the kind of connection
I'm ready and wanting to give.

You're as genuine as they come."

- With a heart.
- He broke up with you.

- [Olivia] Aw!
- He just broke up with you.

- Because he knows you're not into it.
- That's not a breakup.

- Because... No, that's a breakup.
- That's what's happening.

And I told you this was gonna happen
because he was gonna run out of steam.

It was a long-winded version of,
"I hope your day is going good."

- [Nicole] No, he said, I hope all is well.
- [Khadijah] You read that all wrong.

That's a breakup.

[Natalie] He's not out.

It's a cry for help.

- Yeah.
- [Natalie] Like, please reassure me.

Homeboy is crying. That's what he's doing.

- [laughs]
- Crying. I'm telling you.

So, please reassure me.

- He's chasing.
- [Natalie] He's chasing.

- Yes.
- [Nicole] Oh, he's chasing?

- Yeah.
- [Natalie] Yes. 100%.

And for reassurance.

But what does she say to this?

[line ringing]

[Natalie] Who are you,
who are you calling?

- [Malika] I'm gonna call him.
- [Khadijah] Why are you calling him?

Right, let's see
how over me he actually is.

Hey, what's up?

[Edwin] Yo, I think we want different
things, girl. I don't know.

[laughter]

[Malika] Hey, sorry.

I didn't even think you were
gonna answer the phone.

I got your text. I'm just gonna be honest.

I, I told everybody, so...

You date one, you date us all.

And everybody said that you dumped me,

so I thought I'd prove they were wrong.

How does it feel to be dumped
for the first time?

Uh, terrible.

Actually pretty, pretty shitty.

Maybe you can learn not to play games
anymore, huh?

[Olivia gasps]

Talk your sh*t, Dr. Edwin.

Talk it.

Learn how to be vulnerable.

Wear your heart on your sleeve
a little bit.

Oh, oh.

The reception is messing up.

- No, no, you're not.
- [Khadijah] No, you better not.

You as*h*le!

- You're an as*h*le.
- Did you just hang up on him?

Yes, Nicole.

She's heartless!

[Nicole] Is he gonna call back?

Edwin texted me,

"I'll be here in case you decide
not to let a good thing go."

- [Khadijah] Couldn't agree more.
- He loves you.

[Khloé] Fortunately, the girls
had the perfect party favors

that could help out after any heartbreak.

Or at the very least,
help out Nicole and Larry.

Okay, Nic, this is for you.

- For your dry spell.
- What is in this?

[Natalie] Enjoy.

[laughs]

[Malika] The one she's used to
is a little darker. [laughs]

And a little bigger.

[all laugh]

She said, "Excuse me.
I will not be going for a downgrade.

Thank you very much."

- [Larry] Nah, she's good.
- [Malika] Oh, my goodness.

[Natalie laughs]

[Khadijah] Daddy said, "She good."

[Natalie laughs]

[Natalie] Pass the dink.

[laughter]

[Natalie] Just a little Sisterhood
of the Traveling Dildo.

- [Olivia] Oh, gosh.
- [dog barks]

I have to say the tip area
is a little narrow.

- Slim. It's a little slim, yeah.
- Slim. Right?

For a p*nis, it is a little narrow.

That's how I know you date Black men,
because that...

[laughter]

- ...that statement was just so out of...
- Sorry. [clicks tongue]

- [laughs]
- ...the realm of normal.

This is, this is
a super tampon, basically.

This is a little thin.

- That is not...
- [Olivia] This side.

- This side is.
- [Malika] You are outta control.

Have you guys ever dated men
that weren't Black?

My first boyfriend.

- [Nicole] No, never have.
- Her, no.

Have you guys?

- Yes, we have.
- [Nicole] Really?

Dee and I are like
United Nations over here.

You, you b*tches
are very different from us.

I'm just saying I don't discriminate.

We do not.

So what are you trying to say
that over there it's a smaller size?

It varies.

[Khadijah] I had a great little Jewish boy
that has put some black guys to shame.

- [Nicole snorts]
- [laughter]

- That's not bad.
- Yeah, he doesn't like them, you guys.

[Natalie] Oh, good boy.

[Olivia] No. Nicole!

[Khadijah] He's gonna tear it up.

[Natalie] Does he have
the dildo in his mouth?

He's gnawing on the tip of the dink.

[Khloé] Besides a breakup and no Yris,

the girls thought
the pajama party was a success.

Nothing like a dink party.

Wait, I always wanted to do this, please.

- What?
- [clicks tongue]

♪

[Khloé] Next came Wigs and Wine.

Nicole's assignment for today,

help Khadijah find
a new look for the party

and distract her
from her very painful divorce.

- [Khadijah] Have you been here before?
- [Nicole] I... I've never been.

No, I'm so excited for you to...

- [Natalie] Oh, my God. [gasps]
- [Khadijah] ...like shop.

They have just a little bit of everything.

- [Nicole] Have you ever done blonde?
- [Khadijah] No.

[Nicole] Please try this one on first.

- [Khadijah] The Beyoncé one?
- [Nicole] Yes.

- Yes.
- [Khadijah] Yeah. This is hilarious.

I literally can't believe I'm doing this

because I don't, like, let my hair down.

Like, not enough.

It will look fire on you.

You think so?

- Okay, let's give her a try.
- So good on you.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

- Who are you?
- Who am I

- is definitely the question.
- [Nicole and Khadijah laugh]

Yes! I love it.

- Whoo!
- Wait, I like the red on you.

[Khadijah] This one I just feel like...

[Nicole] Oh, my God, it's so good!

I used to be so concentrated on, like,

my marriage and my children and, like,
not thinking about myself.

And I'm like, now I'm just, like,
finding new ways to, like, be me.

I was more than a wife
and a mother before.

It's like I have to get back to that.

And I'm not saying it's this every day,
but this is a really good start.

But it's, it's a good...
it's like a refresh.

It's a good, fun start.

I love her.

- Sold! [laughs]
- [Nicole] So good!

It's so good.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Khloé] And while the girls
were busy with wigs,

Yris was busy with winning.

[Yris] I think what you can really get
from my podcast is...

inspiration, a glimpse of hope, from the
most inspiring people...

like my man, NBA player,
Troy Daniels over there.

Thank you to Hyphenate Media,
Eva Longoria,

My Cultura Podcast,

who continue to reinvest
in women's voices and amplifies them.

- Yes.
- [cheering]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Khloé] Our business-savvy Yris

had developed a working relationship
with Eva Longoria,

which over the years
had deepened into a friendship.

[Yris] How cute are you?

I'm so cute today.

[Yris] You are so...
- [laughs]

[Yris] Hold on, did your heel get stuck?

[Yris laughing]

Okay, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

- Okay, I got it.
- Whoo!

Not the Saint Laurents, babe.

Not my Saint Laurents, and they're new!

[Yris laughing]

- [Eva] Oh, is that a margarita?
- [Yris] Yes.

I got you your favorite.

- A little Tajín on the rim.
- Thank you!

Yes!

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Sorry, as a director,
she keeps popping in and out of that sun.

Is it bad?

Should we scoot her chair back?

I love you. Your eye. [laughs]

I'm like, the sun on your face
is bothering me.

- [Yris] Yeah.
- [Eva] Just move that chair this way.

That's hitting your face in a weird way.

- Great.
- [Eva] Yeah.

- Yes. Better.
- [Eva] Yes!

The fact that you put me
in a movie this year is so...

It's like bucket list, check.

I was so prepared.

I was like, I'm not letting her down.

[Eva] Thank you.

That's beautiful.

[Yris] Thank you.

What is the majority
of your time spent on right now?

Thirty percent business,
thirty percent mommyhood,

ten percent my man.

- Something's gotta give.
- [Yris] Yeah.

He's been trying to get married, I'm like,

"I don't have the energy
to plan a wedding right now."

- I don't have the energy to get married.
- [Yris] No!

[both laughing]

I can't rush into another marriage.

Like, I need to really take my time.

But he's been patient and, like,
been going through the motions.

- How long have you been together?
- Seven years.

[laughs] I think it's time.

[laughs]

Are you gonna finish your salad?

I'm so hungry.

I bet you on these reality shows,
nobody really eats.

I eat. I eat every time.

[Eva laughs]

[Khloé] When life and friendships
are stressing you out,

you might wanna skip
certain social functions.

♪ When you think about me ♪

For example, the Wigs and Wine party.

- [Natalie] Liza!
- [laughter]

♪ When you think about me ♪

Hey, you know who I look like?

- Kristen Wiig.
- ♪ How pathetic ♪

[Natalie] That's full, like, Joe Dirt.

Kate Plus 8, don't you think?

Wear this one.

You kind of look pretty, but, like...

also hideous.

It's Tina!

Yes!

[laughter]

♪ When you think about me ♪

♪ When you think about,
when you think about ♪

♪ When you think about me ♪

[Natalie] Hello!

- Welcome!
- Oh, my God!

[Malika] We're wigging out.

[Natalie] We have a little wig station.

- [Malika] Yeah.
- [Olivia] Hi!

- [Nicole] It's my favorite.
- Hee-hee.

It's my favorite.

I think we should put some kinda
better wager on the table

and, like, someone has to go to the bar

and try to talk to somebody,
looking a whole mess.

- That's a good idea.
- I think we should do it.

- I vote Nat.
- [Olivia] Right.

I feel like you can
pull a man in this, this...

Your boobs could pull anybody,

but I, you know what I mean.

[Yris] Yeah, they are
sitting right tonight.

♪

[Natalie] Let's do this, ladies.

[Khloé] If anyone could turn
a mullet into a mating call,

it was these girls.

[all cheering]

♪

I just wanna update you guys on my, my--

- [Khadijah] Your love life?
- My love life.

[Khadijah] With Staf?

Well, lack thereof.

So I, I concluded that I think
we're just better as friends.

I just feel like
if anything ever went wrong,

Y-Yris is too important to me.

- I just don't--
- Oh, my God, you're gonna make me cry.

- No, don't.
- [Yris] You know I don't like to cry.

- [Khadijah] You cry...
- [Natalie] Don't.

I just feel like I couldn't get there

because of that block of that.

So, yeah.

That's very honest.

[Malika]
I think it's time to Vegas pregame.

Olivia and I are gonna go to the bar.

Wait, what about me?

- Natalie, you're coming.
- You ready to hop in?

'Cause we're, we're dead a*s over here.

Put me in, coach. Let's go.

Sorry, ladies.

We're gonna see if there's
any fresh meat at the bar.

Yeah, just go in.

- Hi.
- [man] Hello.

- How are you? You guys married?
- [man] Good. How are you?

- Yes.
- [Olivia] Okay.

[Natalie] You are?

- Are you single?
- I'm not.

[Khloé] Fresh off a breakup,
Malika had officially jumped

back into the dating pool.

Unfortunately, the water quality
was questionable.

[Natalie] Let's go talk to security boy.

- He's kinda hot.
- Who's security boy?

[Olivia] Well, he let us
in the restaurant.

The guy that works here?

[Olivia] Yeah.

[Natalie] Nice to meet you, Deandre.

Natalie. Deandre.

- Olivia.
- Olivia. Deandre.

Nice to meet you.
Who do you think has the worst wig?

- [Malika] We won't hold it against you.
- This one is my favorite.

- Unless you want us to.
- Ooh!

- [Deandre] This one is my favorite.
- I'm a favorite.

- We told you.
- Okay.

- So that's perfect.
- [Malika] Alright, thanks, Deandre.

- That's perfect, yeah.
- [Natalie] Thank you.

[Deandre] Like, let me get your number
or something?

- Oh.
- [Olivia] Oh.

Okay.

Can you imagine what they'll be like
in Vegas if this is how they are here?

Oh, no, they're coming back.

- She got one.
- Who did?

- [Malika] Natalie.
- No, she didn't.

- [Malika] Yes, she did.
- Lies.

She gave her number, and he's cute.

He works the door, but he's cute.

[Natalie] Mission accomplished, ladies.

I hear I have reason to be proud of you.

- [Natalie] We have.
- [Yris] I saw you fixing your wig.

- What did you do?
- [Olivia laughs]

I pulled the bouncer.

[laughter]

So, girls, are we excited
about a possible Vegas option?

- [cell phone chimes]
- [Olivia] Yes.

[Nicole] So excited. I cannot wait.

[Yris]
You guys, I have to eat really fast.

[Malika] Are you getting ready to leave?

- Yeah.
- How far do you have to go?

Twenty-five minutes. I just mapped it out.

A meeting at 6:30 in the day?

They started at 6:00 and I said,
"I was gonna be an hour late."

- I don't wanna be too late.
- Well, that sucks.

- [Yris] That's so rude.
- And I also feel like, like,

you're not, like, present
when you have to be somewhere

because you're on your phone
and there's so much stuff going on here.

- I could tell you're not present.
- I know.

I know. I feel the same way, babe.
I'm so sorry.

I know you have to work
and stuff like that.

I just, like, want you
to be with us, you know?

- That's fine.
- I have a lot of sh*t going on

and I thought that you
would understand that,

but apparently you don't.

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[Nicole] Why can't you chill?

You know when we get together,
we have so much fun

and I want it to last because I feel
like we all have a lot going on.

I just love you and want to
spend more time with you.

Well, then don't give me sh*t for it.
Like, shut the f*ck up.

[gasps]

[Natalie clears throat, coughs]

[Khloé] This wasn't about a girls' dinner.

This was about
everything else in Yris' life.

And with the Vegas trip on the horizon,

I definitely had concerns.

♪

[Yris] Shut the f*ck up.

Well, that was mean.

[Yris] Well, I think it's mean
that you guys are pressuring me

and not understanding that I have to go.

I actually, I wasn't even pressuring you.

I was just saying how much
I love spending time with you.

I feel like I was
stretching myself thin today.

Like, I wouldn't just show up

to a Wine and Wig thing
for, like, nobody really.

Like, I have a lot on my plate,
so when I have somewhere else to go,

I would want you to be more understanding.

So that's why I just snapped
and came at you.

But other than Malika,
you guys don't really check in

or know what the f*ck
is going on in my life.

And so I'm overwhelmed

with you guys right now
trying to pressure me.

Like, that's not cool.

- We can table this for another day.
- [Yris] Yeah.

- [Nicole] I'm sorry that I upset you.
- Thank you, I appreciate that.

[Malika] Okay.

Mwah.

- Say bye.
- You're leaving.

Just make sure you say bye.

- Bye.
- Love you.

♪

A no-hug bye is wild.

I did say, "Say bye."

f*ck you for asking her
to enjoy her time with us.

[Olivia] A no-hug bye though
is a little wild.

But I think what it does is
it waves a flag

that goes, oh, something's up.

I don't know if I did a good job

of letting you guys know,
like, where she is.

I think she's getting a lot
of pushback from everybody.

I mean, her dad, her man,
her weight for her children,

her multi... different amounts
of things she's pulling.

And I think you just
became one more thing.

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[Olivia] Well, my plan is ruined.
[laughing]

I just wanted us to all have fun.

- [Malika] No, your plan is not ruined.
- My Wigs and Wine.

- I just wanted us to all have fun.
- I turned into Tina Turner for you.

- I know, you Tina'd it.
- [Natalie laughs]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Khloé] Maybe the girls had missed

that Yris was more stressed
than she let on.

But Natalie and Olivia's loyalty
was with Nicole.

So they wanted to check on
their sister after the fallout.

[knock on door]

- Hello!
- Hello?

- Nic?
- Yes.

Is Nic here yet or no?

- [Larry] [chuckles] No.
- [Natalie] You're not excited to see us?

[Larry] No, I'm excited.
What y'all got going on?

Just coming to say what's up
and see how Nic's doing.

Did you hear the tea?

- No.
- [Olivia] Her and Yris got into it.

There was like
a little catfight as they say.

Really? Over what?

Nicole honestly was just saying like,

"Hey, like, we'd love for you
to come to Vegas with us."

That's what I thought it was.

So what happened?

Like, that's it, that's it.

Whatever this was,
it doesn't sound like it was too serious.

I'm sure she's fine.

She's focused on this SI stuff right now.

Like, that's really where her head's at.

Yeah. We know she's stressed.

We need, like, an old-school night out,
don't you think?

I wouldn't know what to do
with an old-school night out.

Just stand there and look buff.
That's all that matters.

- Is that even a thing anymore?
- [Natalie] It is.

That's when you guys
were at your top form.

No, you were. Nic was in the club
and you were like...

No, I-I feel like, oh, oh...

[Olivia] Get the fookin going.

[both laugh]

Alright, y'all gonna
have to get up outta here.

[Natalie] Don't kick us out.

White women gotta stay
five feet away from me in this house.

- [Natalie] What?
- [Larry] While I'm alone.

Y'all gotta back up.

- [laughs]
- I got something for y'all.

Please.

- [Olivia screams, laughs]
- Here.

[Olivia] This is not
what they did in the club.

- [Larry] Y'all.
- [Olivia screams]

- What?
- [screams] What?

- Excuse me.
- Y'all gotta--

[Olivia] I, I will...

- Get out this house.
- [Olivia] I will clean.

Don't bring this debauchery
into my house.

[Natalie] Why are the dildos
in a garbage bag?

It was very nice seeing you guys.

[Olivia] Oops. You dropped your phone.

[cell phone ringing]

[Natalie] Love you.

[Oliva] [chuckling] You're so stupid.

[Larry] Oh, my gosh.

This is ridiculous, man.

♪

[Khloé] Between the girls, the advice,
the interventions, and the sex toys,

everyone seemed to be committed
to saving this marriage.

The question was, were Nicole and Larry?

[door opens]

- [Larry] Hi, Daddy's baby.
- Hi.

- [Larry] Hey.
- [India] Hi, Daddy.

[Nicole] Hey.

[Larry] So you hear
your two buddies came through?

- [Nicole] What two buddies?
- Nat and Liv, meddling.

- Meddling?
- [Larry] Yeah.

What kinda word is that?

What does meddling mean?

[Larry] [chuckles]
What does meddling mean?

It means poking your nose
where it don't belong.

Wait, first of all, why, why were they--

Poking your nose.

Yeah, why were they here?

I guess since they're so interested in

what our intimacy looks like these days.

I kicked 'em out and then they left
some party favors, I guess you could say.

Okay, why?
Why'd they leave the party favors?

You... Ask them that.

Babe, they're just trying to get
a rise out of you. Do you realize that?

- Well, they got it.
- They're messing with you obviously.

- [Larry] They got it.
- You know how Nat and Liv are.

One of 'em was like in plain sight.

Party favors?

Erotic girls' night.

I told them to take the bag with them.

[laughs]

- [Nicole] Oh, my God, babe.
- Oh, it's funny to you?

It's funny.

[Larry] Where is all this coming from?

[Nicole] I'll tell you
where it's coming from.

- Girls do girl talk.
- [Larry] Mm-hmm.

I might've said, "We haven't
had S-E-X in four months."

I might've said that.

Me and you need to work on us probably.

But every time I leave dinner,
they're like,

make sure you... tonight.

And it's like gotten to this place

where it's like, oh, my God,
that's all we talk about.

But I didn't think that
everybody was gonna, like,

focus so hard on that
and, like, it's an issue.

They're trying to help me.
I'm just gonna...

Leave it to me
and I'm gonna make sure that we dead it.

Do we check in and update them like,

hey, guys, last night it happened,

- so start the clock again.
- No, babe.

That's absolutely cringey and weird.
Like, no.

But I also don't wanna lie.

So me and you are probably
gonna really actually

have to work on...

date night or doing
something other than...

Yeah, I think that we
really should do that.

Like, there's no secret that we need
to be more intentional about that again.

Like, look, we have help now,

so we need to pick like one day a week,

whether that's a Thursday night

or a Friday night and we do something.

Yeah, like a weekly thing.

Yeah.

You gonna go to bed?

- Give Daddy a kiss good night, okay?
- Give Daddy a kiss 'cause I'm done.

♪

♪ Ain't no other one like me I swear ♪

♪ Every time I do, I do it big ♪

[Khloé] With Vegas around the corner,

Yris knew she had to switch

to fix-it mode starting with Troy.

Yeah, that's what I do.
When you get your nails done, I play golf.

I love this for you.

I also wanted to talk about

the wedding and in El Salvador,

I was, like, trying to put it off,

but, like, I'm not trying
to put it off no more.

Like, I think it's time
for us to get married.

♪

I wanna have the biggest wedding

and I wanna do it the right way.

- Okay. Okay.
- And I want us to...

really move forward.

Seven years later. Man.

The day I seen you though, I already knew.

- Oh, you're so cute.
- Of course you would say that.

♪

Do you see the flag? I'm going for that.

[Yris] So I met with the surrogate agency.

It's gonna cost, um... $250,000.

Huh? $250,000?

- [Yris] Yeah.
- For what?

For the surrogate.

[Troy] Before the baby even come...

[Troy] And you don't want to have
a kid yourself?

In theory, like, it was
just the idea of like,

okay, if I make my life easier,

I don't have to have a traumatic birth.

You know what I mean?
It was like all of those things.

I get you. I got you.

But after sitting down
and getting all the logistics,

which I told you I had to do my research.

- I hadn't done my research.
- [Troy] Right. Right.

After that, I was like, it's not for us.

Yeah, yeah, I like the us.

- Yeah. I like that, yeah.
- Yeah.

- We get married next year.
- [Troy] Okay.

Then I get pregnant end of next year.

I can knock you up on the honeymoon, bro.
It's no problem.

I'll let you know
when it's time to go, okay?

Okay, bet. I'm gonna get my,
get my game, my game shoes on.

- You know. [laughs]
- [Troy] Yeah, don't worry.

- I got you.
- Okay.

- Alright. I love that.
- Yeah.

Let's go celebrate then.

♪

[Khloé] I knew the girls were headed
to Vegas for their cast trip,

so I needed to get all the tea
before they left.

[Yris] Hi, cutie.

- Yes, Birkin.
- [Khloé] Oh, my gosh.

- Hi.
- Hi.

[♪ pop song playing]

[Yris] So how's life? How's the pod?

Good. Everything's great.

I need more updates on you.

[Yris] Oh, my God, I'm so overwhelmed.

I told Nicole to shut the f*ck up.

And I did feel bad about my delivery.

- [Khloé] Did you call her or anything?
- I haven't.

This is my first time
I'm about to see her.

- No.
- Yes.

[Khloé] Okay.

[Yris] I don't know.
And then they wanna go to Vegas.

I don't wanna go
if it's gonna be, like, drama.

Like, I don't have time for the drama.

You're also not gonna leave your family

to go to a toxic place.

But also if I'm checking my phone,

like, I don't wanna hear
them be like, Oh, my God,

you're always on your phone.

Like, yeah, I have to check on my kids.

I have emails to respond to, like...

[Khloé] I think everyone
just has different dynamics.

Some people, their tank
gets filled by different things.

- Yeah.
- [Khloé] Like, maybe for Nicole,

- it's socializing more.
- Yeah.

Like for me, I get recharged
by literally being isolated.

[Yris] Same. Do you think
I should talk to her here?

Nicole?

Like, I never have anxiety
and I have a little bit of anxiety...

- [Khloé] No.
- ...to see her right now.

[Khloé] What's she gonna do?
She's not gonna yell at you.

With Yris and Nicole seeing each other

for the first time
since "shut the f*ck up" gate,

I knew it was still going to be
a sore subject.

[Malika] Hi, baby.

- Hi!
- [Malika] How are you?

- Good. How are you?
- [both kiss]

[Khloé] As an EP of the show,

I had a feeling this lunch
would be entertaining.

Oh, God, this is gonna be so awkward.

- [Khloé] Hi!
- Hi, girl.

- Look at this sexy girl.
- [Malika] Thanks, girlfriend.

[Khloé] As their friend,

I was nervous about
how this was gonna go down.

- [Yris] Can I pull you for a chat?
- Of course.

Okay, let's go.

♪

♪

[Natalie] Um...

[Khadijah] Who initiated that?

- Yris did.
- Yris.

[Yris] Right here in the corner. So they
don't hear our conversation.

[Nicole] This is perfect.

- I feel like you're so far.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

- I'm not gonna, like, hit you or anything.
- I'm scared.

- No, I'm joking.
- Just kidding.

[both laugh]

No. Um...

I wanted to apologize.

[♪ gentle music playing]

In person, and that's
why I haven't reached out

- or nothing because I was, like...
- [Nicole] Thank you for that.

I haven't reached out either
because I was like,

I know that maybe, like, I hit a nerve

and I know that you wouldn't
intentionally do that

'cause I've never heard you
talk to your friends like that.

For me, it's like I'm overwhelmed
by everything that's happening,

but also this is like everything
I've prayed for, you know?

- Of course.
- And I have to continue to, like,

work hard and put things into categories.

And unfortunately, like,
work is first for me.

- Yeah.
- But I'd never wanna come

from, like, a mean place.

You know what I mean? So I'm sorry.

You did not deserve that.

- Apology accepted.
- [Yris] But I love you so much.

- I love you so much.
- I love you so much.

[Nicole] My glasses.

And I want us to have fun in Vegas.

I am gonna come.

- Oh, you are?
- I made my decision.

Okay. Well, I promise
that if you have work to do

and you need to, like, get away
or whatever, I will not, like...

No, I'm gonna be fun Yris on this trip.

- You are?
- [Yris] I'm gonna let go...

- Stop.
- [Yris] I'm gonna drink.

I will never tell you
to shut the f*ck up again.

I'll tell somebody else
to shut the f*ck up for you though.

Okay, okay. Okay, good. Not me ever again.

I don't fight. I'm not a good fighter.

- I don't like to fight.
- [Yris] Got you.

- How'd it go?
- We're great.

I decided I'm gonna go to Vegas.

- [girls] Yay!
- [Nicole] And she's bringing fun Yris.

I'm bringing fun Yris.

[girls] Yay!

[Malika] Now it's a celebration.

Already the drinks are here.

[all] Cheers!

[Natalie]
That's another reason to come.

[Chloe] Girls, how was the menu?

- So good.
- How are you guys?

- Good. How are you?
- [Chloe] What did you like?

[Nicole] This is good.

If the girls that have drinks
wanna modify them,

we can go to the bar
and you guys can mix it up.

- Okay.
- [Malika] Let's do it.

[Khloé] It looked like the girls
were getting their minds

and their livers ready for the Vegas trip.

It's giving Coyote Ugly.

- [cheering, laughter]
- [indistinct chatter]

[whooping]

- Open wide!
- [Yris] Ahhh.

Oh, and they smack you around
when they do it.

[Olivia screaming and laughing]

Why are you screaming?

- Go, go.
- [screaming continues]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

It's called a Las Vegas pregame.

- [cheering]
- [Chloe] Sorry, guys.

[manager] The health inspector's
in the kitchen.

- [Khloé] Shut the f*ck up.
- So we need to get...

Oh, we gotta get off,
get off, get off, get off.

[chuckling] The health inspector is here.

Nicole, what are you doing? Get up there.

The health inspector is in the kitchen.

[Khloé] Hi, guys.

What are the chances?

Like, actually?

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Khloé]
Before the girls could head to Vegas,

Nicole had one last item
on her to-do list,

to fire Natalie and Olivia from their role

as unofficial marriage counselors.

[Nicole] How sexy are we doing this?

[Olivia] We're single, honey.

Should be sexing it up.

I had this red one
that I was maybe gonna wear.

[Nicole] Oh, yes.

[Natalie] This goes right to your crack.

[Nicole] That probably
makes your a*s look so nice.

- [Natalie] Yeah, right to the crack.
- [Nicole] I love it.

So what went down at my house?

[laughs]

- What?
- [Nicole] I must know.

- What?
- [Natalie] Nothing.

When you decided to stop on by--

- [Natalie] Yeah.
- You said you were gonna be home.

[Nicole] I was gone for, like, 45 minutes.

And I came home and Larry
was sitting on the couch.

He never sits on the couch, by the way.

He was like,
"Hey, your buddies stopped by."

[Olivia laughs]

[Olivia]
We didn't go up to him and be like,

hey, so you and Nic
haven't fooked in four months.

- [Nicole] But he was like--
- We were just like-

Well, we said something
like that, didn't we?

[Olivia] No, he brought up...

"I don't wanna talk to your friends
about our sex life."

And I was like,
"Well, I don't know what to tell you.

- Sorry, buddy.
- [Nicole] "We're girls.

We talk about that type of stuff."

- [India] Mom.
- There's a lot going on here.

Anyways, after all that,

I said, "We probably do need to get better
and, like, find a date night."

- Yes.
- And, like, we made a plan.

And then he's like, "So then when
we actually get our spark back,

are we supposed to call them
and let them know?"

And I was like,
"Babe, no, it's not that serious."

- But I will tell them.
- But I, of course, I will tell them.

I can't believe Larry talked so much sh*t
about us after we left.

- [Olivia] Yeah.
- I'm so disappointed in him.

[Nicole] I'll work on
getting the spark back

and then we can not talk
about this stuff anymore.

[laughter]

But, wait, how was the chat with Yris?

We didn't get to talk to you after...

She was like, "Yeah, no, I know
that you didn't mean anything

"and I just was going through a lot

"and I'm so sorry that I snapped

"and I don't like to be that way

and I don't, like,
curse at my friends like that."

That's good. I feel like that was
like a, nothing too crazy.

But did she ever apologize to you?

- [Natalie] No.
- [Olivia] No?

- Nope.
- She never ever pulled you aside at all?

- [Natalie] No.
- [Yris] You have a wall.

It's, that's what it is.

That just shows you Yris does not know me.

Yeah, b*tch, I don't know you.

[Natalie] And it did hurt
my feelings, you know,

and I just kinda left it as like, okay.

[Nicole] Well, I feel bad that
you've been, like, just holding that in.

You do that often though.
Like, you're so nice.

- [Olivia] Yeah.
- And you don't express yourself.

[Khloé] The funny thing about old hurts
is they don't always stay in the past.

And just when it seemed
like everyone was moving on...

Natalie admitted she was still holding on

to an argument from weeks ago.

You're making it seem like
I made you cry at the table

and then I just looked at you
and that's not what happened.

[Khloé] And with Vegas only days away...

[whoops]

Cheers, ladies.

[Khloé] ...this girls' trip was starting
to look a lot less like a vacation...

[Natalie] I'm crying.

I know that nobody actually cares
about me.

I'm done.

[Khloé] ...and a lot more
like a pressure cooker.

[Natalie] You ride for your girlfriends or
you don't.

[♪ whimsical music playing]

[Olivia]
So I saw Wigs and Wine on TikTok.

Let's look ridiculous and get crunk.

[laughs]

[Nicole] I feel like me and Natalie
are definitely Thelma and Louise.

And I am the...

Which one was she?

[♪ music continues]

[Malika] I am old-school Tina Turner, RIP.

Because she jumped in my body...

when that wig came on.

She needs to play Tina Turner
in another movie.

You need to cast my girl.

[Nicole] Look at Olivia's wig.

Look at it.

She looks like Dumb and Dumber.

[Olivia]
My wig is the ugliest one. [laughs]

♪

[♪ electronic music playing]

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