01x12 - Swap Theater / My Treasure / Nakajima Atsushi's Plan

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Treasures

Treasures.

Indispensable
Things

Indispensable things.

Precious
Things

Precious things.

It happened suddenly, on an ordinary day.

Dazai-san and I...

Dazai

Swapped bodies!

Episode 29

Swap
Theater

Oh, wind, what do you wish of me?

Dazai

Atsushi

Dazai-san?

Yup.

I'm going to go mess with Kunikida-kun!

Wait!

Please don't prank anyone!

Let's stay put until we're back to normal.

Oh, all right.

Fine.

I just said to stay put! Please don't
take my body out of the mortal coil!

Ufufu

Maybe I'll go hit on some beautiful ladies.

Please don't!

If you can't stay put,
could you at least do some work?

Ideals

Dazai is telling Atsushi to do work...

This is becoming a pain in the a*s.

Hey, Kunikida-kun!

I was just looking for you.

Atsushi, that's you, right?

Oh, wind, what do you...

What the hell is this?!

What
the hell?!

Kunikida

Yay! I have Kunikida-kun's body!

Dazai

Kunikida

Atsushi

Well? How do I look?

Dazai Osamu in Kunikida-kun!

It's creepy.

Yay! I'm going to go eat barbecue
with Kunikida-kun's money!

Hold it!

Are you all right, Rampo-san?

My body...

I'm fine, but what was that for?

Rampo

Dazai

Oh, dear.

Kunikida

Atsushi

Rampo

Dazai

Huh, me?

They've swapped bodies, too.

Rampo uses his Ultra Deduction to
immediately grasp the situation.

This is so fun!

I'm going to go show the boss.

Please don't do that!

That's Rampo-san for you.

Oh, oh, wind...

You still don't look like him, Atsushi-kun.

You have to seem more chill.

Smile more.

I can't do this.

I can't act like Dazai-san.

You were the one who said
you couldn't be found out.

Or do you want to end up like him?

No, I'd rather not.

I scare myself.

Kunikida buries himself
in work to escape reality

Rampo-san's being himself, too.

Seeing Kunikida-kun like that scares me.

Why don't you just go back
to your own bodies, then?

I can go back?

I can?!

Aww, we're going back?

You swapped when you bumped heads,
so bump your heads again.

Nice and simple.

Umm...

First, Kunikida-san and I switch back, then...

Hold it.

Dazai, you go back first.

You know I don't like pain.

This is getting complicated, huh?

Meow.

I am a...

Episode 30

My Treasure

Time to eat.

It's good, huh?

Yeah.

Thanks for doing this all the time.

Yeah.

Silence...

Are you getting used to
the Agency, Kyouka-chan?

I am.

Is there anything that's bothering you?

No.

I can't keep up a conversation with her.

Thank you.

She was just
enjoying her meal

That was delicious.

Oh, good morning.

Good morning.

I wonder if I'd be like
this if I had a brother.

What's up?

Oh, Onii-sama, you have
a stain on your shirt.

Fwip

Stop! W-We're in public, Naomi!

I can't do that.

Look, you have a stain here, too.

Naomi!

I don't think I would.

Hanako Two. Morning.

Hey, good morning.

Sorry I'm talking to you from up here.

Kunikida-san asked me to take this down.

I can't quite reach.

Wow!

City girls sure are impressive.

Thank you!

Let's just leave it at that, then.

Oh, perfect timing.

Over here.

Sushi

Easy for Anyone!

Here.

You mix this suspicious powder in water
and knead it, and it turns into sushi candy.

Let's make some together!

I don't know about this.

Knead, knead, knead, knead...

The more you knead...

You passed the test.

Done!

Thank you, detective who
sees through everything.

This isn't even much of a wound.

Don't be shy. I'll fix it up for you.

No, err... I just cut it on some documents.

I'm fine.

Don't you dare underestimate cuts.

If it festers, you could end up
having to amputate it.

You don't want tetanus, either.

Please take care of it.

That's more like it.

Everyone's mother and a
doctor who's kind at heart.

Enter.

Pardon me.

Um, what do you need from me?

Oh, nothing.

Is everything fine?

Yes.

Take care of yourself
and don't work too hard.

Okay.

If you ever need anything, let me know.

Right.

I received some rice buns.

Want one?

Grandfather and
Granddaughter

Welcome back, Kyouka-chan.

Hey, hey, Kyouka-chan,
how's apartment life for you?

It may be a bit tight for two people,
but you get used to it, don't you?

You even have a white tiger
bodyguard, after all.

Although this tiger probably
couldn't handle a lady.

I heard all of that!

What a strange person.

Uh oh, I'm in trouble.

A roommate? Bodyguard?

You're doing this on purpose!

Not at all.

No, he's my...

You aren't making sense!

Sowwie.

To me, he's...

See! I knew it!

Staaare...

Staaare

Wh-What? Kyouka-chan.

You look shiny, Kunikida-kun.

It's finally over.

Come see me if you ever get hurt.

You should get checked out, too.

No, I'll pass.

It's about time for lunch, huh?

I'm starving.

If you're hungry, I've got some sushi.

Really?

Of course.

Another peaceful day, huh?

I think it's nice and lively,
with so many different people.

That's so grown-up!

Wan!

Wan! Shorts

Shorts

Sake Wine Whiskey

Drugstore

Atsushi

Ch-Chuuya-san. Hello.

How've you been?

Wh-Who the hell are you?!

My name is Nakajima Atsushi.

I've been involved in all kinds of incidents
since joining the Armed Detective Agency.

At the same time, I'm shocked by
the many things Dazai-san does.

So, I've made a decision:

I, Nakajima Atsushi, will show that I can
do anything when I put my mind to it.

Episode 37

Nakajima
Atsushi's
Plan

My plan goes like this:

Do something
shocking and surprising

Do something shocking.

Surprise
Dazai-san

Surprise Dazai-san.

The problem is that I don't
know what, exactly, to do.

A huge problem

Let's ask...

That's a waste of time.

B-But don't you want to see
Dazai-san's surprised face?

Whoa!

Whoa!

I don't even want to see his face at all.

Oh, why don't you put
some poison in his food?

Something really potent, please.

Wouldn't he die?

He very well may.

Of course you're not going to get
anything out of Kunikida-kun.

Do you have any ideas, Rampo-san?

What would shock the pants off Dazai-san?

Oh, all right.

I'll give some advice to my poor junior.

Really?!

What would shock Dazai-san is you
not being surprised by what he does.

That way, you won't be frustrated anymore,

and you won't have to surprise Dazai-san.

I-I see...

Have a calm mind, like the water's surface.

Okay.

I doubt you can do that, though.

You can buy me ramune
for the consulting fee.

Special discount.

I don't think that fundamentally
solves anything.

Don't half-a*s it.

Make sure he's almost dead.

Y-Yosano-sensei?!

You're getting revenge on Dazai, aren't you?

No, I'm not!

I just want to surprise him.

I'll leave the treatment room free.

I don't want revenge or anything like that.

Come to think of it, though...

I left the orphanage,

ran into Dazai-san at the river, and then
I joined the Armed Detective Agency...

What do I want to do to him?

Oh, Dazai-san.

Atsushi-kun.

Hey...

What is it?

Here.

For you.

This is for all you've done for me.

It's not much, but it's for you.

Thank you for everything, Dazai-san.

Huh?

You did it, Atsushi!

Did you do it? Did you poison him?

Not bad, Atsushi-kun.

I haven't done anything
out of the ordinary...

Yokohama is peaceful indeed these days.

This is the fruit of your labors.

Not that we've done anything.

Since the day you and I started
the Armed Detective Agency,

we've gradually increased our numbers
and grown to the size we are today.

Is this really how we should have ended it?

Why not?

We're stray dogs.

Wander with pride, young man.

You're just trying to end
it with a platitude.

Until we
meet again

Until we meet again.

I thought I was dead.