01x09 - Dr. Yosano's Whoopsies! Forgetfulness / Miscellany on Shrimp Tails / Me Drawing You Drawing Me

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"I'm sorry... I messed up..."

I'm sorry... I messed up...

Episode 22

Dr. Yosano's Whoopsies!
Forgetfulness

It's gone!

Where could it be?!

I'm missing one of the
scalpels I need for surgery.

Scalpel

It's not in my drawer.

It's not under the beds.

I even checked in my pen holder
and my chopstick case. I still can't find it.

No...

I haven't forgotten it inside one
of my recent patients, have I?

Famously attractive
Doctor Y

Medical
malpractice?!

Scalpel left
inside body
causes severe
injury!!

Management comes under scrutiny!!!

The last three people I operated on
were Atsushi, Tanizaki, and Kunikida.

If I've forgotten my scalpel
inside any of them...

This is bad.

I need to check on them, quickly!

Hey, Yosano-sensei.

Thank you for your help the other day.

I'm full of life now.

I know.

Let's play it cool and ask him casually.

"Atsushi, have you noticed
anything odd lately?"

Yeah, that's good.

Atsushi, have you tried
not being odd lately?

That was unexpectedly mean!

I'm sorry for the way I live my life.

No, that's not what I meant...

sh**t!

I got nervous and messed up.

Let's try again.

S-Say, the weather's nice today, huh?

It'd be a nice day to open
a window to your guts.

Do you have trouble speaking?

What exactly do you have in mind?

You aren't going to turn me
into a tiger rug, are you?

N-No, Atsushi!

My stomach hurts all of a sudden.

Ow, ow...

It's exactly as I feared!

Famously attractive
Doctor Y

Medical
malpractice?!

Scalpel left
inside body
causes severe
injury!!

Management comes under scrutiny!!

Milk

Moo~

The milk in our apartment
expired two weeks ago.

I didn't want it to go to waste.

Don't I always tell you
to mind the expiry date?

Sorry, Kyouka-chan, I can't
deal with this right now.

× Medical Malpractice

✓ Food Poisoning

Whew!

Let's ask Tanizaki next.

Yosano-sensei.

Can I help you?

Operating Room

Stay calm.

Just be up front.

"I may have forgotten a
scalpel inside your body."

Let's go with that.

Tanizaki, let me get straight to the point.

I can't forget about your body.

I got nervous again!

No, I meant to say...

I won't make another medical
error like this again.

It was a mistake I'll never make again!

I-It's not what you think, Naomi!

You need to show me your body.

It's for the best, for both of us.

Wait, Yosano-sensei!

Naomi!

This is a misunderstanding!

Now, come to the bed!

What have I done to deserve this?!

Surgery In Progress

Why?

Tanizaki's clear, too!

Now...

Kunikida!

How you feeling?

All better now, thanks to you.

A tired mind is a tired body.

You should be careful.

Thank you.

When you're tired, do you ever have the
sensation of a blade touching your organs,

or feel as though there's a
metal object still inside?

What kind of exhaustion could cause that?

Ideals

Scratch
scratch

What is the disease called?

I'd like to know for reference.

S...

S?

Stress!

Stress is horrible!

It is.

Stress can put a hole in your stomach.

It might even form a metal object
in the shape of a scalpel.

A metal object in the shape of a scalpel?!

It can be that specific?

It's fine as long as you're careful,

but let me know if you notice anything
and I'll open you right up.

I'll get it done in three minutes.

Like cup noodles?!

It's not in Kunikida, either.

Maybe I should check,
like I did with Tanizaki.

Oh, there she is.

Or maybe I should...

Yosano-sensei.

We found your scalpel.

Eh?

Where did you find it?

Remember when we had a grilled fish party
with Dazai-san's briquettes and coal stove?

My briquettes!

You were drunk, and you tried
to gut the fish with a scalpel.

We found it with the cooking utensils.

Thank goodness!

All she did was take my X-rays!

Episode 23

Miscellany on
Shrimp Tails

Lunch today is a bit of a splurge!

Shrimp bowl delivery!

Time to eat!

Lastly, the shrimp tail...

Atsushi-kun! Just a second!

You aren't going to eat the
shrimp handle, are you?

Dazai-san, what exactly do
you mean by shrimp "handle"?

Oh, you didn't know?

The shrimp handle is here.

The chicken's handle is here,

and the banana's handle is here.

It's not like food was made
that way for our convenience.

Well, you can call it whatever you like.

What are you going to do
with the shrimp handle?

You seem to care a lot about what it's called.

I'm going to eat the tail.

That's such a wasteful thing to do
that you're no longer a valid human!

No longer a
valid human

Your wasteful treatment of the shrimp tail
has awakened a new ability in me.

Wasteful?

I'm not wasting it!

I'm eating it!

What am I supposed to
do with the tail, then?

What you do, Atsushi-kun...

is you bury it in the dirt,

so you can harvest it again.

That's disgusting.

And ridiculous!

Pea sprouts grow back with some
water even if you cut them.

So do branches that you bury in the ground.

And so do shrimp.

I fear your concept of shrimp.

I'm going to eat it.

W-W-Wait, Atsushi-kun!

You know a watermelon is a vegetable
and not fruit, too, right?

Shrimp might be a kind of plant, as well!

You're pushing it now.

Aw...

Akutagawa-kun believed me.

Stare...

It's still not sprouting.

Poor Akutagawa!

Did you actually tell him that?

I didn't.

Which is it?!

Hey, whatcha doing?

I'm going to dob you guys in
if you aren't working.

No, you've got the wrong idea, Rampo-san.

We were talking about how you can bury
a shrimp tail in dirt to get it to sprout.

Ahaha!
That's hilarious!

Ahaha! That's hilarious!

Seriously?

That's obviously not true.

Yes, sir.

Of course.

Man, that kind of ruined my lunch.

Although, if there were such thing
as an infinitely regrowing shrimp...

Dazai-san seems especially persistent today.

It might be an instant
solution to world hunger.

Gurrrgle

It might solve my hunger, too.

Is he trying to say...

I guess there was no shrimp bowl for me.

Has he been bugging me this
whole time because...

I wish I could have had at
least the tail of the shrimp.

Moral of
the story:

Ask others
when
ordering
food

They still aren't growing.

Akutagawa-senpai...

I'll have some tempura batter ready for you.

This is hard.

Episode 24

Me Drawing You
Drawing Me

I-I'm done.

Dazai-san.

It sucks, though.

Wow, that looks just like me.

That's great.

Really?

How's yours coming, Dazai-san?

I'm having a hard time.

I think I might give up.

Oh, come on.

Let me see.

Aw, fine.

I wonder if there are things even
Dazai-san has trouble with.

Here, take a look.

I'm having a hard time drawing
the person behind you.

Behind me?!

I don't see anyone!

Dazai-san!

I-I'm done, too.

Cool.

Akutagawa!

Stop coming in through the window!

It's not a big problem.

It's a huge problem!

Dazai-san, please take a
look at my drawing, too.

Eh, no thanks.

So blunt.

My
master

Wow, he's really expressing himself.

Atsushi-kun, deal with it.

What?! Come on!

You know...

You could read the room a little.

You intend to lecture me, you animal?

Hear me out.

You could draw me, too, for example.

Oh, is that what you want?

I've already done that.

You were practice,
before I drew Dazai-san.

Yay. That doesn't make me happy at all.

Let's see.

The Weretiger
I Cut

I'm cut in half!

Why'd you have to choose this scene?!

What else would there be?

That wasn't even me!

It was an illusion Tanizaki-san made!

Why don't we make it real, then?

Ooh, a fight.

This is getting fun.

Oi, Senpai!

Quit enjoying this... Sir!

How dare you speak to Dazai-san
like that, weretiger?!

Now I'm pissed!

Stop barking! I'll split you in two!

I won't let you!

Yeah! Get each other!

Yes, you will!

I drew them, too, but I don't think
I'll be able to show them for a while.

Hey, yo!

All right, everyone!
Let's draw Dazai-san together!

A bento box with two pickled plums

Yes! I'm getting kamaboko today!

You take a bite, and it starts raining

But don't forget to smile!

Wrap him in bandages
and you get Dazai-san

Violence now would be senseless.

How about a different challenge?

Tell me what you want.

A kitty pet-off!

What?!

Meow

Very well.

Yes.

Really?