01x09 - Everyday Life with Threatening Letters

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Species 9 "Everyday Life with Threatening Letters"

Welcome home, Master.

Darling-kun.

Smith-san, why are we meeting at a maid café?

Why not?

I've always wanted to visit one.

I see...

What, Darling-kun?

N-Nothing.

Let us know once you're ready to order.

Excuse me.

Two maid coffees, please.

Certainly.

Since I'm not on call today, I can—

Take it easy!

A date with Smith-san?
Is he cheating? Is he cheating on us?!

We don't know that for sure.

Either way, we won't be sure
until we find out for ourselves.

But we can't possibly hide inside
the café, given our appearances.

We could wear disguises.

We didn't bring anything like that.

Suu can sort of disguise
herself by transforming...

Gross.

It's cheap instant coffee.

Don't say that too loudly.

I'll bring you your drinks now.

Wait just a moment.

Does she work here?

No idea.

Mero?

Yes? Did you want to
request a particular maid?

No, sorry. I thought you were someone else.

What are you talking about, Darling-kun?

Mero can't stand up.

She's wearing frilly clothes, though...

So are all the other girls.

I did it.

They don't know it was me.

You idiot!

Quiet, Mero! They'll notice!

Well, it looks like that worked, at least.

Since only Suu can transform,
we should have sent her.

Standing Upright with
Three-Point Suspension

But Can't Walk

Now, Mero, find out if Darling
is actually on a date with her.

Understood.

Hey! What are you...

Oh, my. I'm so sorry, Master.

It's okay.

Mero, you can stop pretending to be a maid.

Well, actually...

I'm imagining myself as
a former noble torn away

from her lover, and
disguising herself as a maid.

No one cares! Go spy on
them, you tragedy addict!

Tragedy addict?

You don't need to be that harsh...

Keep a close eye on my
darling and report to us.

So where shall we go after this on our date?

What?! It's really a date?!

Any suggestions?

N-No, Smith-sama may just be coercing him.

I'd prefer somewhere private.

My master...

This is making me kind of nervous.

...doesn't seem opposed?!

I'll show you what to do.

What's wrong, Mero?

M-Miia-sama...

S-Suu-sama, what are you doing?

M-My sweat?

N-Now I rememeber... Suu-sama looks
for water when she's dehydrated.

Don't...

If I make noise, my master will notice...

Huh?

I'm not sweating anymore, but...

O-Oh, no...

Receipt

Interspecies Exchange Security Squad

Here's your receipt.

Thanks.

Let's go, Darling-kun.

Oh... Okay.

Come back soon, Master.

Puzzle & Moe

Please, take one!

We're working on a new game!

Is that a cosplay party?

Maybe it's an event for a new game.

Hey, Darling-kun, let's stop by.

I'm pretty good at crane games.

She's got hands and breasts...

Guess it's not her.

Darling-kun!

Oh, coming.

That was close.

Looks like they didn't notice.

Papi looks so strange with
breasts and arms, though.

Darling's gone!

You're good at this, Smith-san.

I told you so.

Let's go somewhere quieter.

The phone.

Suu, the phone.

The phone!

Suu, no. Spit it out.

Well, Suu?

Did you find it?

I need to call them...

Suu, down!

The phone dropped down there!

S-Suu, too far down!

Not towards my butt...

It's right below my bellybutton...

Higher...

I need to call them...

They're taking a while.

Should we call them?

That was a mistake.

I can't write off arcade games as expenses.

I played too much.

Uh-huh...

We can finally relax.

I'll go get us some ice cream.

I'll take coffee flavor.

You really do like coffee.

Uh... Excuse me. Could I get
one vanilla and one coffee...

Certainly!

It seems like everyone
I see today looks familiar...

Thank you very much!

Good! He didn't notice.

It's a good thing this unattended
food truck was here.

My stomach hurts!

I gotta go!

And we can hide our lower bodies in here.

These are a bit tight
around the chest, though.

It can't be helped.

We had Suu transform into both our uniforms.

And they're connected, so we're stuck together.

We're the only ones left.

Here you go.

We can't afford mistakes.

Thanks, Darling-kun.

But now I can check on Darling personally—

Not at all.

Is this the truck where the
chicks with the big t*ts are?!

Milk! Milk!

Guess we have no choice...

Let's go, Darling-kun.

Where are they going now?

Wait...

C-Could it be...

Centorea, handle things here.

Suu, come with me.

Hey, stop! Our uniforms are connected!

I-If you keep pulling...

Smiia here. I've arrived
at the infiltration point.

Just kidding.

Excellent.

Age hasn't slowed you down one bit.

How was that?

Rachnera? What are you doing here?

I've been following you.

Smith must have a lot of energy,
to visit a love hotel during the day.

Smith-san...

Darling-kun, it's okay.

Let me handle it.

Found them.

Wh-What are you going to do, Rachnera?

I'm going to grab some.

S-Some what?

Some dirt on him, of course.

Ignoring us to spend time with
his coordinator is a big problem.

Daily Life with Corrupt Agent S:
Sexual Harassment and Seductress of Virgins

Blackmail

This will make great blackmail material.

Now, then...

Wait!

Darling isn't cheating on me!

I'm sure he has some reason for doing this!

You're strangling me!

He's not cheating, so it's okay!

What kind of twisted logic is that?

In any case, I want to see him!

So just hurry up and climb!

Be quiet, or they'll hear us—

Miia? Rach-neesan?

Why are you here?

Huh?

Milk Flavor
Sold Out

Sorry for not telling you.

What's this all about?

Explain yourself!

Well, the truth is, this letter
arrived for Darling-kun.

I'll k*ll you if you
marry anyone. D

Ah, a threatening letter.

That's right.

So we tried to lure out the sender
by pretending to be on a date,

but it didn't work with me.

I see.

So, I need a favor from you all.

What is it?

Could you go on dates with Darling-kun
until we catch the culprit?

What?

We haven't been on a date in forever.

Today it's just the two of us...

Or so I thought, but why is Mero-san with us?

Well...

But it's a date!

We're supposed to be on a date!

Please don't worry.

My goal is to become my master's mistress.

I came along today to support you, Miia-sama.

R-Really?

Leave it to me!

I'll make sure you two end up together!

Well, I guess help is help...

Girls, we're doing this
to draw out the culprit.

Don't forget...

She's huge.

Wow.

Pretend you don't know them,
pretend you don't know them...

They said they'd give us a bodyguard,
but she's just attracting more attention.

Aquarium

Welcome, Meroune-sama.

We appreciate all you do.

Please enjoy yourself.

Do take good care of us.

Yes, ma'am.

Aquarium

Sh-She gets in on sight?

Do mermaids get VIP treatment here?

This attracts a lot of attention, too.

Please use this.

It will get you in everywhere free of charge.

Thanks.

I'll be heading to the freshwater fish corner.

You two can view the aquarium together.

Please excuse me.

Be careful.

Did Mero do that just for us?

Free Pass

Just how much power does she have here?

Darling, over here!

Look. These fish are kissing.

I wonder why.

Is it courtship behavior?

Maybe they're lovers or something...

They're both males, though!

Because the males look like they're kissing

when they're fighting over territory,

they're called kissing gouramis.

You ruined my chance!

Why did you get in the way?!

I'm sorry!

I blurted out fish trivia
before I could stop myself.

Here, enjoy yourselves with this sea snake.

I don't care about those!

By the way, there are both reptile
and fish species of sea snakes.

Nobody cares!

Dolphin Show in Progress

Information

Stupid Mero, ruining the mood
like that with her fish trivia...

Thank you for coming to the aquarium today.

Wait, where is Mero?

Today's show features a special guest.

It's starting, Miia.

Okay.

Come on out.

Hello, everyone.

That's where she is?!

Meroune-sama has kindly offered to make
today's show a mermaid and dolphin show.

Aquariums have mermaids?

I've never seen one before.

But the culprit could be watching.

We don't want to draw attention...

Miia-sama!

I'll liven up the show.

You create the right mood!

Hey!

Next, we'd like to give you a chance
to interact with our dolphins.

Huh? Miia?

I heard there's a mermaid in the show.

How could Darling get so captivated by Mero?

And she's to blame, too.

She said she'd "liven up the show,"
but she's just working her charms on him.

Oh, I'm sorry...

Huh? A tail?

No, I'm sorry.

Oh?

A non-human girl? How unusual.

I'm sorry.

I wasn't paying attention.

Another non-human.

Is he a lizardman?

The air conditioning here is a bit much for me.

My body temperature's so low,
I'm a bit out of it...

I know what you mean!

Reptile

Common Cold-Blooded Problems

When I stand right under the vents,
I feel like I might go into hibernation!

The refrigerated section in the
supermarket is dangerous, too.

Right?!

Oh, yeah... Here, hold this. It'll warm you up.

Th-Thank you.

By the way, you seemed rather angry.

W-Well, I...

It's a bit cold here.

Shall we go somewhere with more sunlight?

O-Okay.

Miia-chan's leaving with a handsome young man.

Ma'am, I know we said you can
interact with the dolphins,

Should I go after them?

but you can't take them with you!

But I can't leave Darling-kun.

Ma'am! Ma'am!

Maybe I can prioritize him.

The dolphin will dry out!

Besides, the dolphins are cute.

We can't be sure they're
only targeting Darling-kun.

What?

It's possible he threatened Darling-kun

because he's interested in the girls.

Which means...

The wind is a bit cold.

Use this.

Thank you.

What an awful man, though.

I can't believe he brought another
girl on his date with you.

Oh, it's not like that.

He just looks out for Mero too,
because he's so nice.

But if he cared about you,
he wouldn't ignore you.

It's Mero's fault!

She said she'd support me, but she was
only trying to make herself look good!

But my darling can't ignore
her because he's too nice.

That's what I love about him, though.

Enough about that man!

Huh?

What's so great about that human?

He's like the indecisive, slaphappy
protagonist of a light novel!

U-Um...

I want you all to myself.

We're both reptiles. It will work out.

If that man is in the way,

then I'll get rid of him.

I'm the only one who can understand you,
because we're alike.

Well, lamia and lizardmen are similar, but...

Lizardmen?

I am no lizardman!

The blood of the king of reptiles...

No, king of all animals,

the noble dragon, runs through my veins.

I am Draco the Dragonewt!

Dragonewt?

D? Is he the one who sent the letter?

You need only do as I say.

I've been watching you...

Now, you will finally be mine.

Help...

Help me, Darling!

Wh-What was that?

What are you doing to Miia?!

Darling!

It's that idiot!

Is he planning to charge straight into us?!

I need to get out of the way...

What?!

The oars are gone!

Are you okay, Miia?

Yeah.

Miia.

Thanks, Darling.

You!

Get away from my bride, human!

You lowly male human, I am the king of—

Who are you calling your bride?!

Sheesh.

You're so drenched, you'll do worse than
catch a cold. You'll go into hibernation.

Get out of those clothes and into the sun.

Wait just a minute!
Why are you touching me?

What are you doing?!

There.

A girl?!

What are you doing?!

I just wanted another reptilian... f-friend!

But you called me your bride...

Is that something you do to a friend?

This is why I hate violent men!

Hey...

But why did you send a threatening letter?

A threatening letter?

I don't know what you're talking about!

I'll never accept you, you idiot!

What is this?

Uh, it's...

Hang on.

Turn around, Miia.

Okay.

Darling, what is this?

Well, they were selling them at the store.

I thought it would look good on you,

but I couldn't find the right time to give—

Miia?

You're so nice, Darling.

Thank you, Darling.

I love you.

You went outside unaccompanied
by your host family.

If you do it again, you'll
be punished severely.

Keep that in mind.

I'll never give up!

She didn't send the threatening letter.

So who did?

Papi, why did you say
you wanted to come here?

What? I didn't say that.

Since I am accompanying you today,

Species 10
"Everyday Life with D"

no one will lay a finger upon
a single hair on your head!

Ogre Subspecies

Ogre
Known as oni in Japan. A non-human species possessing tough bodies and great strength. Ogres have brown skin, one or two horns on their forehead, and pointed ears. They stand over two meters tall, and many are close to three meters, making them far larger than humans. Despite their large bodies, many ogres are laid-back and carefree.