03x20 - Lame Sex or Psycho?

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Previously on Love After Lockup...

Oh, my gosh, that is gorgeous.

I've waited 11 years
to marry Jeff.

So glad I made
the right decision this time.

I was released
from prison two times before.

I told Anissa I would live with her,

but I never had no intention at all
of coming and living with her.

This the halfway house?
- Yeah.

I get to touch him,
I get to be with him,

and then poof, he's gone.

Ray!

What's up with this person
that they got to come to prison

to find a mate?

I was scared.

I haven't even told my family
that Ray is out.

He should have time
to get on his feet and adjust.

It works best for me.

Dad's coming home soon.

I'm gonna punch him and then
I'm gonna give him a hug.

I have spent more time
with Dougie

than Doug has ever
spent with his son.

What's up, son?

So I get a hug?
I don't get a punch?

I know about those little girls
you be talking to on TikTok.

I'm not like you.
I only have one girlfriend.

Doug told me
that he was dating women

previously to me for money.

You filthy womaniser.

I have not been touched
in four years.

By nobody?
By nobody.

How you feeling about Daonte?

I just can't help
but think about other people,

my exes.

- How long has it been
since you had sex?

About a week ago.
GASPS

In prison,
I started dating this girl Tia.

She was very special to me.

Daonte has no idea,
and I plan on keeping it that way.

My 22-year-old son

told me that he needed his mom
right now.

You got to break away
from all the problems.

I'm going.
- Go.

I can guarantee you you wouldn't act
like this if it was your child.

I raised my children right.
You didn't.

You're a BLEEP piece of BLEEP.

I swear, tomorrow,
he's going to be BLEEP sorry.

I'm over the BLEEP wig
and I'm over it all, really.

I'm BLEEP devastated.

Stan is...

I-I don't even have
a BLEEP word for any of it.

So I put eight months
into a relationship

that I have no idea what happened.

It went all the way left
as soon as my kid

called me with a problem,
and Stan just...

I don't even know.

I don't even have
the BLEEP words to describe...

I'm... I'm dumbfounded.

I have my kid on my mind.

My whole life has changed.

Stan wants me to act
like everything's OK.

Well, my world is not OK.
My son's hurting, and I'm hurting.

My heart's heavy.

And he just... He didn't get it.

VOICE BREAKING:
And, you know, Stan said

I was a BLEEP mom and I am,

but I'm trying to be
a better person,

step up to the plate
and figure it out.

But I don't need someone
to keep knocking me on my a*s

every time I'm trying to get up.

STAN: Hey.

I've been texting you and calling.

You haven't answered, and I
don't know what's going on.

I've been kind of busy lately,
you know.

Boom boom inside?
LAUGHS

I see you still got
your pyjamas on.

Yeah, I'm still recovering
from... from the events.

Is Lisa inside?

Uh, no, not right now.

Last night was one of the
worst nights of all time for me.

DASH: So what happened?

STAN: Well, her son was telling her

he had all these problems.

After she had talked to him,

I told her she was not
a very good mother.

And, you know, that was dumb.

- Hello.
- Yeah, duh.

Flip the situation.

That would probably be your primary
focus at that point in time,

so you got to
cut her a little bit of slack on
that.

She probably has some guilt

about not being with her children
for the last eight months

and probably not what
she really needed to hear

the first day out.

The best thing they both can do

is tear yesterday's page
off the calendar,

say, "Hey, let's start
from ground one."

I wish I could go back in time
and take it back.

HALEY: Lisa! Oh, my God!

Good to see you.
LISA: Yeah, you, too.

Not good to see that hair.
What happened to you?

Well, you know,
I kind of got in a fight,

had my hair pulled out,
and now I'm here to get it fixed.

We're going to fix that for you.

Yeah.

I need a friend to talk to.
At this point, I'm devastated.

And Haley is a girl that I was
in treatment with in prison.

HALEY: Tell me about this Stan dude.

How old is this dude?

Well, he's... he's 65.

When I went to prison,

I thought that he was a good guy
on the inside,

so I was looking to build something
that actually lasted with someone.

And I thought that maybe I could
have kind of built it with him,

but after yesterday, I...

It's all up in the wind
and I don't know.

So you home plan to his house?

Yeah. Yeah.

I have to deal with my
parole officer Monday morning,

and I am... I mean, I'm just going
to go in there and be real with her,

unload it all
and see where it takes me.

DASH: Have you called her,
tried to apologise?

STAN: I'd like to talk to her again,

but I'm wondering
if she wants to talk to me.

I mean, you're going to take
the last eight months

and piss it down the drain,

or you gonna try and salvage it?

HALEY: Looks good.

Wash it and everything
will be great.

Yeah.

MOBILE RINGS

Hello?

STAN: 'Lisa.'

What is it?

'I said some things
I shouldn't have said,

'and I want to apologise
for that.

'Let's do a date do-over,
talk this over.'

A do-over?

'Text me the details,
and, you know,

'I don't know.'
We'll see.

NICOLLE: Hey, baby,
what's up with you?

Oh, my God, I haven't heard
your voice in so long.

BELL JINGLES

I just got my hair done.
I'm looking all hot.

I'm trying to go out tonight.

Is this all for her?
Can I take it to her?

I'll send you the address.

All right, bye.
This is all from Daonte.

Babe!

LAUGHS
Hey.

DAONTE: Damn.

Do you like it?

Do you like my hair?

Yeah, I like your hair.

Do you like my hair?
My hair is right here.

LAUGHTER
Yeah, it's cute, baby.

All right, let's go.

Let's blow this popsicle joint.

I was 18 when I got locked up,

so I've never went to a bar before

and been able to sit there
and have a drink legally.

But I have not walked
in heels in ages.

Hold up, hold up,
hold up, hold up.

Yeah, you better get the door.

If Tia shows up...

I don't know
what's gonna happen.

All I know is I'm gonna be
looking like a million bucks.

GASPS
Oh, what up, homey?

Oh, my God.

Hi!

How are you?

Derrick. Nice to meet you.

Hi. I'm Audrey.

I invited my boy Derrick

because I think it's good
for him

to finally meet
the famous Nicolle,

but I'm a little bit nervous.

He's gonna ask them
a bunch of questions

like he always do.

You know, he's... he's...
He's just a hater.

He's just mad because
look what I got.

Like... who wouldn't hate on me?

That's my baby.

There's so many questions
for you.

I'm so ready
for all these questions.

DAONTE: Hey, be easy on my girl.

Am I ever easy on anybody?

Be easy on my girl.
- I don't give a damn.

So, Nicolle... let's get
to this third degree.

So, Derrick. OK.

What are your intentions
for my friend?

What are my intentions?
- Yes.

Let me tell you what.
- Yes.

I love your friend, and...

OK. Mm.

And I don't... I do not...

Listen, and I do not care what
nobody has to say about it.

I don't care about who doubts it

because at the end of the day,
I'm gonna be there.

Y'all don't have nothing
to be worried about.

This is my first time meeting you.

Y'all been together really
for three days.

There's a lot of BLEEP
I got to be worried about.

When we were in prison together,
she talked about him every day,

about how much she loved him.

I don't believe either one of you.

DAONTE: Who you looking for?

Nobody.

Who is nobody?

My friend might come tonight.

What friend?

Her name is Tia.

I don't know Tia. Who is Tia?

I mean, I talked about her
to you a few times.

Have you slept with her?

LAUGHING
Really?

NICOLLE: I have to go
to the bathroom.

I bet you do!

No, you need
to answer that BLEEP question.

Oh, my God.

Tia with a strap-on, OK.

Whoa, that b*tch ain't never
hit me with a strap, know that.

She BLEEP my BLEEP.

- What?
Are you serious right now?

What?!
I slept with her like one time.

I can't even touch the BLEEP.

LAUGHS

Oh, my God.
I was in prison with Tia.

Oh, so she did
do the nasty in prison.

NICOLLE: I was in prison.

She told me that
while in prison,

they weren't allowed to, uh,
touch other people.

She lied to me.

How many times did you
do the nasty in prison?

How much chicks did I BLEEP
in prison?

Yes.

You want to know the truth?

Yes, please.

All right. Hold on.

Wow, she got to multiply
times two, carry the four.

AUDREY: In her defense...
NICOLLE: Five.

Six. Six. And I was dating...

Wow, it keeps going up.

Six, and I was dating
four of them.

She was with them every day,
all day.

She knew them.
She wants you now.

She said she was dating
four of them.

The last time you been with a woman?

I'm not telling y'all

because y'all getting
too invasive in my privacy.

They've been together
a year-and-a-half.

He hasn't got a cookie yet.

Like, he could literally
just get played

and conned
out of all his BLEEP money,

and he's not smart enough
to sense it

or see it, or just feel it.

NICOLLE: You're not gonna
be able to make it?

I'm gonna call you back
in a little bit.

All right. Bye.

Who the BLEEP you talking to?

Why are you tripping right now,
Daonte?! BLEEP

Who you BLEEP talking to?

I'm talking to my friend.

BLEEP embarrass
me in front of my boy.

Embarrass you?

I'm asking my friend
if she's coming.

I'm not doing nothing wrong.

Quit trying to accuse me of BLEEP.
- Your friend that you been BLEEP.

BLEEP BLEEP
That's all I want to know.

Yes, I slept with her,
but it was before you.

I guess Nicolle thinks it's OK
because it's a woman

and not a man,
but it's still your ex.

Why is it so hard
for you to spend one night with me?

That BLEEP make me uncomfortable.

But you ain't uncomfortable with me
spending my BLEEP money on you.

What woman wouldn't enjoy their
man being on home confinement?

I mean, he can't even go out
the front door.

Daddy's coming home.

I think we're being risky.
- I don't care. We're going.

RACHEL: I'm super nervous.

Doug's not supposed to be out
on the weekends.

If anything happens,
he's going straight to prison.

If somebody pisses me off,
I might go back!

MOBILE RINGS

Hey, babe.
- 'Hey, what's going on, babe?'

What? Oh, my God.

'I already signed
all the paperwork.'

I got to get stuff ready.

So excited.

Ray's been in the halfway house
two months,

and I'm just so excited to see
my man and bring him home.

He's never seen his home.

I've missed him so much.

These last few weeks
have been hell.

'What's that over the door?'

Oh, I'm just putting our initials
on the wall in the living room.

B and...

And then I have this "R"
here I'm going put up.

'Go ahead and start making room.'

Daddy's coming home.

Yes. I definitely will be there.

Did they already put
the ankle monitor on you?

'Right before I leave,
they're gonna put that on.'

Where can you go?
Can you go outside?

'Yeah, I can go outside in the
backyard and stuff like that.

'I just can't go down the street,
around the corner BLEEP

'so for the next 2.5 months,
I'll be in the house.'

Ooh, in the house with me.

What woman wouldn't enjoy their
man being on home confinement?

I mean, he can't even
go out the front door.

'BLEEP I can't wait.

Get home and, you know,

'just spend a lot of time
together with nothing on.'

It's been about a
year-and-a-half since I've had sex.

When he was in jail, we would
have a lot of video-chat sex.

I bought, like, a ring light
for... so he could see better.

And, like, toys and, you know...
A lot happened with that.

I definitely look forward to
having sex with Ray every day.

'Tomorrow is gonna be a brand-new...
A brand-new day.'

Start of, like, our life together.

We have plans to get married
as soon as we can.

My dream wedding
would be a very big event.

I want a dress
to come down the aisle in,

and then in the reception,
I would change into maybe

something more form-fitting
and sexy for the party.

And it would be like
a dream come true.

Am I going to be the one
to pick you up

by myself this time, or what?

'You definitely gonna be the one,
you know, come pick me up.

'I need you to be up here
between 7:30 and 8:00.'

I'll be there at 7:00.

'Are your parents gonna
come over tomorrow?'

Um... yeah. You know,
they're really excited about you.

So far, my family is not
committed to being on board

with my relationship with Ray,

so I haven't told them
that he's moving in with me.

And I have not told Ray that
my mom is refusing to meet him.

I don't know.
I mean, this is last minute.

It's tomorrow, but, um, I'm
definitely gonna let them know.

I'm so happy you're getting out
and coming home.

'I'm gonna be home.'

All right. I love you.
'I love you, too.'

PHONE RINGS

DOUG: This is BLEEP.

Can't get no-one
to answer the phone.

RINGING CONTINUES

You think maybe
we should just stay here?

No, we're not gonna stay here.

When I spoke to your agent,
she said 8:00am to 5:00pm

With you! No driving,

not allowed to leave
the house on the weekend.

It's the second day out of prison,

and, uh, I haven't told
any of my immediate family

that I've been released.

I would like to surprise them
the day before Father's Day.

'You have reached Agent BLEEP.'

But no weekends without
my parole agent's permission,

and I can't get her
to answer the phone.

'I will call you back...'

I just don't want trouble.

WOMAN: 'At the tone,
please record your message.'

BEEP

Hi, this is parolee Doug BLEEP.

I'm going to be going
to visit my father.

You might want the address.

It is BLEEP Kalamazoo, Michigan.

Thank you. Bye.

I think we're being risky.

I don't care. We're going.

Are you coming cooperatively

or you going to have a b*tch fit the
whole way there? Or I guess...

Did you, like, not learn anything
in your 10, 11 years at all?

Yeah, that...
that I do what I want to do.

What should be important to you

is staying out of prison,

play by the easy-a*s rules
that you were given.

I'm not telling you,

"Let's go get drunk, high
and go to the bar."

You're playing with fire.
You're playing with fire.

DOUG: My dad's dealing with
a lot of health issues,

and, uh, he feels like
his days are limited.

I'm going to Kalamazoo.
All there is to it.

Come on, Douglas.

How do you normally do it?
- I don't do it.

All right, we're gonna see
what we can do with this BLEEP.

RACHEL: Doug's taking a huge risk,

Nothing's going to stop him.
And I'm seeing

a completely different side,

and I'm just not really
comfortable with it right now.

How long does it take to get there?

Two hours and...
Two hours and 11 minutes.

Do me a favour.
Set me a timer on here for 8:30.

When 8:30 goes off,
we better be on the road...

Or Rachel's going rogue
and sending me to jail.

I'm nervous.
I'm super nervous because

this is... this is his past.
This is Doug's history.

This is where he's been known
to get in trouble.

This is where the system really,
truly knows his thumbprint.

Blowing this BLEEP popsicle stand.

You ain't got a choice.
You want your glasses?

They're on my head.

All right.
Well, you got 30 BLEEP pair..

I mean, he's got people

he's not even supposed
to be around over there.

We don't know
where these people are.

How do we know we're not
violating that, as well?

SIGHS

I mean, who's gonna be there?
Who all is gonna be there?

Who could be there?

I don't know who's gonna be there.

Who could be there...
The potential is endless.

It could be three of the five Dougs.

Oh, my God. We're almost
in your old stomping grounds.

I dated a girl that her daddy
is the pastor of that church.

LAUGHS

DOUG: We have a big family
that lives in a small town.

Um, my sister lives next door
to my parents.

My other sister used to live
next door to my parents.

Some of them might live with
my parents. You never know.

Grandpa Derek lives up here
on left.

We grew up in
the lower-income neighbourhoods.

Try to hide a little bit.

If it wasn't for welfare,

I don't know if we would have
made it.

It is what it is, you know?

We don't come from the best life,

but we always had each other.

So at the end of day,
that's all that matters.

I'm assuming everybody's
gonna be out front.

I have a feeling none
of them are gonna be outside.

Me, too.

RACHEL: Over the past year,

I would bring little Dougie over
to visit with Doug's family.

Dougie, slide your seat up some,
man.

His... His family definitely
makes me feel welcome.

They let me hang out
with their kids,

and they've invited me
into their homes.

But I can tell you

that Doug and I come from
completely two different worlds.

Grandma, Grandpa,
everyone's on the...

Holy BLEEP.
- Let's go.

I told you everybody
was gonna be on the BLEEP.

No-one has really seen him
in like 4.5 years,

and I am nervous.

BEEPING

OK, anybody see me from
directly ahead?

No.

OK.

CRYSTAL: Dad, look.

What's up, you old son of a b*tch.

Oh, my God.

STAN: I wish she would get here.

I haven't heard from her.

Well...

I haven't had sex with a man
in four years...

but I'm attracted to Daonte.

I think he's a very,
very good-looking man.

I think you all need to go.
CHUCKLES

Wow.

I ain't been out here
in a long time.

A long, long time.

INDICATOR BEEPING

All right.

Jeff's been at the halfway house
for about a week,

and he called me last night
to tell me that he has a day pass.

You can only go
to this specific location

that you asked to go to,
and you have to be back

in exactly three hours
or you get written up.

We are supposed to go
to this men's store

and buy him some things he needs.

We could have sex
in the fitting room because,

I mean,
he can probably flip me around

like I don't weigh anything.

LAUGHS

MOBILE RINGS

Oh, hey, baby.

Why can't you see me today?

Are you serious?
JEFF: Yeah.

Yeah, I'm so frustrated.

But you don't understand
what this is like.

I mean, this is hard for me.

All this emotion is hard for me,

and then to keep it
all contained is... is...

You spent the hundred dollars
you had?

OK.

I bought Jeff some essentials,

and I'm not even allowed
to hand them to him.

I have to leave them
on a picnic table

like it's some weird drug deal.

So when do I get
to see you again?

Yeah, I'm coming right now.

All right. I love you, too.

MOBILE BEEPS

I'm heartbroken.

I thought we were gonna
get to be together

and be alone for the first time.

Hi. I'm just supposed to
put this on the picnic tables

for Jeff BLEEP.

I was all excited about that,

and now I don't even
get to hug him.

I'm heartbroken.

I've been trying to get this
to work out

where I can have time
to see him,

and this is how it all turned out.

I'm on my way home alone
and frustrated.

And I thought
I was gonna have sex today!

You know?

Geez.

I haven't had sex in six years.

I deserve to get laid.

Kyle told me that Jeff was a dog
that I was feeding

and that that was why
he was coming to the table.

It looks like he's right.

I need a Xanax.

Just getting close to that time.
- Yeah.

Ray's getting out
of the halfway house today,

and I am so excited.

I can't wait to hug and kiss him
and bring him home with me.

He gonna have an ankle monitor?

Yes, a big one.
- Oh.

No-one in my family
knows about Ray getting out

except my sister Natalie.

We spend a lot of time together,
and she tends to be kind of nosy.

I think it's kind of cool

to have a whole dude
on home confinement, though.

You know how many females
would love that?

You can't go nowhere.
CHUCKLES

You got a GPS tracker.

I'm not worried that my sister
will tell my parents anything.

She won't.

Where else would he go?

Why? He should come where I am.

I mean,
that is the make or break.

I think we'll be all right, though.

No looking back now.
He's coming here.

Yeah.
LAUGHS

Right now, I feel super anxious
just for him to get out.

It's just my anxiety is, like,
through the a roof right now,

and I just, like,
just want to be settled.

Me and him just be at home together.

I'm really excited
just to see him really grow up.

He should be any minute now.
Any minute.

I see him.

I can see him.
SQUEALS

Um... Raymond's grandmother.

I didn't know
that she was gonna come.

Ray never mentioned that his
grandmother was going to be there.

Why is she here

when I'm supposed to be
the one to pick you up?

I'm gonna go over there
and find out what's going on.

I have been talking to my exes.

Hey.
Something about it is thrilling.

I miss you a lot.

She's hard on him because she's
got high expectations for him!

CRYSTAL: But he feels hurt.
Shut the BLEEP up, b*tch!

BLEEP you, Douglas!

Look, there's a microwave
right there.

Should be in the back
of my truck right now.

So you've been
picking through garbage

since you were how old,
would you say?

Ever since I could remember.
CHUCKLES

DOUG: We weren't homeless.

We didn't have an abundance.

If it wasn't for free stuff,

I don't know how life would
have turned out.

One year, for Christmas,

I got a pool stick and a blanket

to make me feel
like I got something.

That's just how hard it was.

I want to go.

Get you a fanny pack.

Oh, I got a fanny pack.

You got to put your
little wire snippers in there

so you can cut the wire,
be a little magnet.

That's a good idea.

In prison, a lot of guys
get white or brown pride.

I decided I'd go on myself
and get "White Tr*sh."

It was funny, but, I mean,
it's a statement of my life.

We will legit
just be on our way back

from going somewhere...
- And see a pile and pull over.

That microwave we seen,

that BLEEP would've been
in the back of the truck.

Cash money.

Hoping to see Lisa tonight.

Trying to look good.

Thank you for listening.

I'm hoping we can get back
on the same page

and enjoy each other's company.

SAT NAV: You have arrived
at your destination.

I want to be with Lisa,

and I totally regret saying
what I said that night.

WOMAN: Hello.
- Hi.

Stan BLEEP reservation.

And I'm hoping
that she'll forgive me.

MOBILE RINGS

I haven't heard from her.

No texting, no calling.

I wish she would get here.

'Sorry, but the person
you called...'

MOBILE CLICKS

Waiting is the worst part
of anything.

Well...

Lisa.

You look fabulous.

Yeah, I know.

CHUCKLES

Wow.

Yeah.
- Super.

SIGHS

So no wine tonight?

No, I'm kind of
burned out on that.

If you don't mind, I'll skip it.

So did you have
any trouble finding it or...?

No.

Well, I'm glad you made it.

I'm very glad.
You've never looked better.

I know.
- Mm.

LISA: I agreed to meet Stan for
dinner because on the phone,

he told me,
"Sorry, genuinely sorry."

So I'll hear what he has to say,
but I'm still kind of pissed.

So... ready to talk... sober?

I'm ready to talk

and apologise,
for one thing, right off.

So when you heard that
phone call with my son,

and then you...

acted like it was nothing.

Well, I sure didn't mean
whatever I said.

I wish I could go back in time
and take it back.

I mean...
- Don't we all?

And then I wouldn't be
such a BLEEP parent.

You remember that?

You talked to me like a dog.

It's not OK.

No, it's not OK.

You shouldn't
deal with that ever again.

I mean, I made the mistake,
and I admit it.

What are you gonna do
to change it?

I'm not gonna get
two hours of sleep

and drive 500 miles
and drink wine afterwards.

That's why I said those things.
It wasn't normally me,

and I think you know me better.

I was exhausted
because I didn't sleep

because I was excited
about seeing you.

That was why I didn't sleep.

I kept having visions of you.

OK, well, then you're going to have
to show me and prove to me.

That's what I'm saying,

so I'm giving you
the benefit of the doubt

and not just closing the door

and saying, you know,
BLEEP right off.

As a person, he's got
a lot of good qualities.

I mean, I still love him,
so I'll move past it,

forgive him,
and give him another chance,

but on my terms this time.

So last time, it was on his terms,
and now it's on mine.

Any... Any other time, look,
I would've told you

to BLEEP right off
and been done with it

and hang a left
at Kiss My a*s Boulevard.

But, you know, I don't feel like

that you're a bad person,
for real, so...

You know I'm not.

I'm just a bad person that night,
that's for sure.

Well...
- Your hair is sensational.

Well, thanks.

I missed you a lot. Where were you?

Well, I get my happy a*s
in a motel,

and you're going to
reimburse me for it.

I feel like you should.

Sure. No problem.

Give me your hand.
I want to tell you something.

I love you,
and I want to be with you

and get to know you really good

and to be the one for me

and to let me love you.

You have to get used
to my world.

You can't just walk into it because
obviously, we see it doesn't work.

It doesn't work.

Yeah.
Um, you know, I understand.

And it's something we need
to talk more about it

in a more comfortable setting,
I think.

What comfortable setting?
I just want to...

I just want to take you
back to my place

and we can talk

and maybe just
hold each other a little bit.

Let's go right now.

Why is it so hard for you
to spend one night with me?

That BLEEP makes me uncomfortable.

But you ain't uncomfortable with me
spending my BLEEP money on you?

You did that because
you wanted to do it.

I did it cos I BLEEP love you.

Don't you say I did it
because I wanted to do it.

I did it because I love you.

And I didn't tell you you had to.
I still would've been with you,

even if you didn't spend all
that money on me. - Yeah, right.

I would still talk to you

if you don't give me money
because I love you.

What is it gonna take for you
to spend one night with me?

OK, I will stay with you,

but once we get there,

we'll see how I feel
and we will decide

if we will sleep in separate rooms
or the same rooms.

That's all I ask for.

Let's have a good rest of the night.

So you're just gonna
walk away from me.

You...
SCOFFS

Come on, baby.
Stop acting like that.

I don't want to fight
with you any more.

I don't want to fight no more,
neither.

I'm not cool with her
communicating with an ex,

but at the same time,
I love this woman.

And I want her to marry me.

Hey, b*tches, we back!

Right now ain't the time
to be fighting about this.

NICOLLE: All right.
Cheers to being out of prison.

Whoo!

DAONTE: No relationship is perfect.

I knew it would be
a roller coaster.

You know, I trust her,

so I ain't even gonna trip
right now.

All right, y'all, it's been real.
Nice meeting you, Derrick.

I hope next time,
it'll be on a more mature level.

You'll be gone in two months.
It's OK.

In three years,
I'll still be here.

DERRICK: My gut is telling me
she's playing an act for me.

LAUGHS

His heart is telling him,
"No, she loves you.

"Give her a chance."

No, dumbass. No, no.
IMITATES BUZZER

No.

Thank you.
I'm gonna give you five stars.

Come on in, queen. Come on in.

Thanks. Whoo!
- All right.

All right.

Come on, babe, put your feet up.

SIGHS
Get comfortable.

Yeah, buddy.
Oh, my gosh.

That was fun.

Pretty feet. Right?

Yeah. I love Audrey.

She's so BLEEP funny.

Your friend is a trip.
- Why don't you come over here?

Come over where?
Come over here?

Come over where?

Come over here to your man.

Oh.

Mm, yeah.

What?

You know what I'm talking about.

CHUCKLES

Come here.

What?! I have a dress on, Daonte!

That's good.

BLEEP.

What you trying to do?

Nothing I don't want...

I just...
I don't want it to go...

I don't want it to go that far.
I'm just not ready.

Most women I know, you've been
away from a man for four years,

you're gonna run to it
when you get out,

and she's just
a different type of person.

But she done woke up the monster.

Like, I'm ready to go,
so it's a little frustrating.

You can at least sit on my face.

Oh, my God.

Come on, man, I'm hungry.
BLEEP.

I bet you are hungry,
but I think we should wait.

All right, babe.

You know I respect it, yeah.

I will sleep in the guest room,

and you're gonna sleep
in your room.

I haven't had sex with a man
in four years,

and that was with my ex, Zakk,
right before I got locked up.

So I'm not just gonna jump into it,

but I'm attracted to Daonte.

I think he's a very,
very good-looking man.

He's a little scrawny,

but he's got his little muscles
and everything.

Um, he has really
pretty eyes and teeth.

Last chance, baby.
- I'm good.

I hope you sleep good.
I'll see you tomorrow.

All right. I love you.

Good night.
I love you.

I'm all fired up
and ready to go.

BLEEP.

GROANS

When all else fails,
you go to old reliable.

I ain't seen you in a minute.

I might need tonight, though.

MOBILE RINGS

Hello?

Hey. I'm good.

I've been drinking a little bit.

I'm out with a few friends.

I think y'all need to go.
CHUCKLES

NICOLLE: God, I want to see you.

I miss you a lot.
CHUCKLES

All right, have a good night.
I'll talk to you later.

Bye.

Part of me thinks that I could
get used to being with Daonte

for the rest of my life...

But I have been talking
to my exes, Zakk and Tia,

and something about it
is thrilling.

So I think I need
to figure those out

before I can fully give myself
to him.

CRYSTAL: She doesn't have to
disrespect him

in front of everybody!
- It's not disrespecting.

It's giving him a hard time.

Stop!

If anything happens,
he's going straight to prison,

and everything that we
have worked for could be gone.

Somebody pisses me off,
I might go back!

DOUG: I told you everybody was
gonna be in the BLEEP yard.

CRYSTAL: Dad, look.

What's up,
you old son of a b*tch?

Man.

Oh, my BLEEP God!

I love you, Dad.

Why didn't you tell us, man?

- Wanted to surprise you.
Could've told me.

- It's only been two days, man.
- You been out two days?

Two days.

Dad.

You could have told me.

BLEEP.

It's Uncle Junior.

What's up, buddy?
- Aww.

What's up, buddy?

What's up?

With my health the way it is,

I didn't think I'd be around...
to see him come home.

Bring your knife over here, punk.

RACHEL: That's love right there,
for real.

I've been stabbed
a couple times.

LAUGHS

Better keep his head
together and do what's right.

DOUG: Can I have a kiss?

And if he does right,
he can have it all.

You know, cos, I mean,
she seems to love him.

She's offering him the world,
you know what I mean?

DOUG: Mom ain't gonna come out?

I'm gonna go in to see her.

She said, no is no.
- All right.

My mom... she's hurt and holds
a little resentment for me

because of my choices
that led me back to prison.

Look what I got me on.

You tell them how you met me
on Write A Loser?

Yeah, and I took him home,
and I married him, too.

What's up, buddy?

What you got? Root beer?

Hey, what's up, man?

ASHLEY: You love Dad?

Oh, you don't love dad
now that Uncle Junior's home?

ENGINE REVS

RACHEL:
Junior, don't ride that bike!

LAUGHTER
DOUG: Come on, baby!

Nuh-unh!
You don't have a license
to drive a moped.

Baby, you gonna get on here?

Baby, come on!

Don't k*ll us, please.
- Ain't about to k*ll us.

If I k*ll... If I k*ll you...

It's coming out your allowance.

LAUGHS

HORN HONKS,
SCREAMS

He's not my baby brother
no more.

Bigger than me.

I couldn't imagine
him being out, though.

Or for how long.

That's all I can think about,
for how long.

That is quick. Oh, man.

Yeah, y'all need to get you one.

DOUG: Surprised to see me today?
DOUG SR: Hell, yeah, I was, son.

Yeah? Felt like I never left.

Glad you're home.
- I'm glad you're happy, man.

I love you, Dad.
I want to be around, you know?

I want you to be around, too,
you hear?

DOUG: Holding my dad,

it's not the dad I remember
growing up.

My dad
used to be a bigger guy.

My dad had hands
that you were terrified of.

BLEEP he looks sick.

I think he's got like
stage something liver failure.

Those are the last five years.

Five years ago,
he was a healthy dude.

Life's a b*tch.
- Without a doubt.

Thank you. I might need this.

I got to keep Uncle Junior
in check.

What you think about Rachel?
- I love her, man.

You do? I hope you do.

I hope you do.
- I do.

I'm serious.
- I do. I'm ain't going nowhere.

Get BLEEP together and do right.
- She helps me, man.

Yeah. That's what you need.

I think she's gonna be
the one to do it, son.

Well, I want to be around.

You know, I left twice.

I mean, that was on me, though.

I did that, you know?

I had ways out.
I didn't take them.

I didn't want to take them.
It is what it is now.

Go make it right with your mom.

I know. I know.

DOUG: I wouldn't say that I took
my freedom for granted.

I just didn't value my freedom.
My freedom had very low value on it.

I didn't have nothing.
I didn't come from nothing.

So missing... Not having it
didn't mean BLEEP.

The difference between last time
and this time,

I'm headstrong now.

I ain't getting in no trouble.

So, Ashley,
how things been without...?

Without Dougie?

DOUG: Tell us all about Dougie.

DOUGIE: Shut up!
Don't speak of those!

I want to read them.
- I'm being dead serious

when I say that, too.
Don't speak of those.

Grab them. Go get them.

I want to read them.

If you do, I'm never talking
to you again.

Oh, I'm sorry.
I take that seriously.

Talking about letters, about how
his life is so horrible.

Nuh-unh.
- He tells me that all the time.

Junior!

What, you change your clothes?
- Listen, Junior,

Ashley treated him like BLEEP
all the time.

Fine.
- Come on.

Ashley loves him.
Can't tell me otherwise.

Ashley's dog.

Ashley raised Dougie
for the most part,

but he was probably
running my sister crazy.

She really knew that Rachel
wanted to see him,

so she told them to come get them
and never asked for him back.

CRYSTAL:
If I wasn't married to a felon,

I would have got your son.

No, come on, Crystal.
We're not gonna do that.

We're not gonna do that.

I'm not mad at Ashley
for being hard.

Ashley stood up...
Stood up and took him

when nobody else did.
- I couldn't.

Could or not,
Ashley was the first one there.

RACHEL:
I'm super nervous right now.

Doug's not supposed to be
out on the weekends.

If anything happens,
he's going to prison,

and everything that we
have worked for could be gone.

Ashley loves Douglas.
She's hard on him

because she's got
high expectations for him!

But she doesn't have to disrespect
him in front of everybody!

It's not disrespecting him.
It's giving him a hard time!

Stop!

He feels...
- Shut the BLEEP up, b*tch!

Next on Love After Lockup...

I love you.
I went and got you something.

I want to feed him
and then BLEEP him.

I don't think that you have
a problem being intimate.

You have a problem
being intimate with him.

I know something ain't right.

What the BLEEP you doing,
Nicolle?

SIREN WAILS
Oh, it's a cop.

A BLEEP cop?!

I've never been pulled over with a
cop and not went to jail.

Son of a b*tch.