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01x05 - Episode 5

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Kholod". Aired: July 16, 2026.*
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Zhenya is wrongly jailed for a crash on Kutuzovsky Prospekt that k*lled her husband and daughter, 6.

01x05 - Episode 5

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"Cheetos", "Nachos", "Pringles",
cola, "Seven Up", different kinds of gum!

They brought me a whole box
from the States on Wednesday.

Everything I put out got sold completely.
There's a four-times markup.

You just put in a ten,
then take forty.

Kolyan, don't be so dumb!

There's a bunch of rich kids who buy these "Cheetos"
for 350 rubles from the States.

Because of the quality!

You're so freaking dumb!

What are you staring at?

We pay money so they clean up,
not stare at us. Get to work!

I'm not talking to you. That's it, I'm approaching the house.
Mom's already made dinner there.

You better think faster!

Or I'll ask Matikhin for the money.

There's a ton of people flying in from the States
ready to smuggle counterfeit in their suitcases.

That's it, see you.

Romanenko. Romanenko! Romanenko, come here!

-Maybe get out of your phone?

-Maybe.

-Bold. But okay, let him.

Better at home than on the street.

Well then, thank the Lord

for this wonderful dinner.

And thank you too, Marin.

And what's this chichi-gaga now?

-Okay, the candles were somewhere.

-No need, I've got hunting lanterns
on the balcony.

Oh how Moscow has improved under Semyonovich!

-And here he is himself.

-Marin, open up.
-Nikita, look for the candles.

-Nikit, did you take the lanterns?
-No, they're in the garage, probably.

-Who's there?

Your neighbor from downstairs,
they turned it off because of me.

Oh! Good evening.

-What's so good about it?

-I'm your neighbor from downstairs.
-Yeah, I already figured that out.

-Well, like, we're renovating,
we're changing the wiring there.

Connecting a smart home.
-So you broke everything for us, huh?

-No, they'll turn it back on soon.

Anyway, I'm here with apologies,
and to introduce myself at the same time.

I bought the apartment right under you,
now the renovation.

Maybe we can be neighborly?
Or will you kick me out?

-There are no lanterns there.

Hello.

-There's a neighbor here, come to introduce herself.

-Yes, to talk about the renovation,
and about compensation too.

-Wow! I haven't introduced myself
to neighbors since 1998.

Well, come on in to our place,
what are you standing there for.

-Thanks.
-Come in.

-And by the way, I heard
the neighbors downstairs sold their apartment.

So that means you?
-Yeah.

-Only we already had three of us.
-Well, I'm with mine.

-Hello.
-Hello.

Oh, how cozy you have it!

I probably should have bought
an apartment on the top floor too.

No neighbors, no outside noise.

-Well, as for neighbors —
sometimes stuff comes at you too.

You get ready to have dinner with the family, and — bam!

-Oh, sorry.

-Well, at least something not in the garage.

-So what's the renovation about?

-Major. But we'll do the work
strictly according to the regulations.

I just wanted to ask,
maybe you have some special hours?

-Honestly, all hours are special.

When I'm home, I don't want anything
except silence.

-I understand. And what do you do?

-Me? I work in the tourism department.
We're developing domestic tourism.

-Oh!

May I?

You know, I've traveled a lot around Russia.

Okay, let's have the wine, I'll open it.

Oh, France!

Yes, I like this kind.

-Why you yourself?
Let the kid do it, let him practice.

-Here.

Have you been to Kamchatka?
-No.

-Oh, there's nothing else
like what you see there.

Volcanoes, lakes. And the air!

-You know,

I don't like it when it's cold.

I lived in the Far North for several years.

That's how it is. And what do you do?

-I protect someone.
-Oh!

With neighbors like that you won't mess around.
You won't get away with violating the regulations.

-Please do be so kind.

-Sorry, sorry.

-Well, honestly, I'm already a civilian now.

I left the system a long time ago.

In the private sector now.

-Uh-huh, uh-huh.

-And what do you need from us?

If you came with a cake,
that means you need something from us.

-Yes.

-What is this?

-Put it on.

-What the hell is this?

-Put the mask on.

I want to see you in a mask, like back then.

-This is going to happen every time,
got it? I'm asking, is that clearer?

Lord, what is this?

-Turn it off. Turn it off, I said!

-Dad, is that you?
-Give it here.

And you'll do what you're told!

Who are you?

-Vova, what is this video?
-Marin, don't fall for any of this crap.

And you, get up.

Get up and get the hell out of here!

b*tch, where is that remote?

Let's sing a song! "Oh, frost, frost"!
-God!

-Come on, sing!

-That's a family viewing for you.

-f*ck you.

-Sit down.

Or the whole building will watch
these videos with your face.

Let's talk.

Do you recognize me?

-Volodya, who is this?
-Shut up.

-Put it on.

Or we'll show your adventures
on every TV in the whole building.

Well now, say: "Quiet, b*tch".

-Quiet, b*tch.
-No, say it properly, the way you said it to me.

-Quiet, b*tch!

-Remembered?

And now tell the family who I am
and why you called me so affectionately?

-Volodya, what does she want?
-Five years ago they k*lled my daughter and husband.

But they locked me up for it.
And Comrade Captain made me shut up.

Tell them how.

-I'm going to call the ones
who asked about you last time.

They'll come.

And then we'll talk together with them.
Okay?

-Nikita, go to your room.
Quick, quick, go.

-Nikit, just check
your VKontakte page.

There's another surprise from your dad.

-Mom has the phone.
-What kind of surprise?

-Unlock it.

-Give the phone here.

-Lord... Oh my God!
-Give it here.

Marina, the phone, I said, give it!

Delete it, fast. Run!

-Yes, right now.

It would be better for you, Marina, to stay with your son.

Sit down.

Comrade Captain broke the law
and must be punished.

After all the videos with his participation
are made public, your life will change.

He'll go to prison,

Marina will lose her cozy little place
in the tourism department.

Nikita won't have it easy either
when his classmates find out about his father.

-So, what do you want?
-Justice.

You have ten minutes

before all the videos go online

or we make a deal between ourselves.

So, Vladimir, we left off
at how we met.

Tell the family how it was.

-They told me to do it — I did it.

They told me you were guilty.
I didn't know anything at all.

-You're an efficient person.
You served the system that needed you.

So what exactly did you do?

-r*ped.

-And how hard he tried.

Tell me, Nikita, did your father do the right thing?

-b*stard!
-There.

And I think so too.

-Well...

Well let's we...

Talk somehow, huh?

We can talk, right?
We're all people after all.

The child — he's completely uninvolved here.

-And I was uninvolved too.

-Well... We'll give money, we'll give everything.

-Marina, you don't seem to realize
what will happen to your family.

-We'll give the house, take everything.

-I can stop everything. I can.

But I need justice.

-Okay, let's do this.

I'll tell everything as it was on record,
we'll go to the cops together, I'll confess to everything.

-Seven minutes left.

-What do you want? Tell me, I'll do it.

-You took part of my life from me,
now I want to take something of yours.

An eye for an eye.

-So what do you need then?

-There's a total of 17 hours

from the body camera
with your face.

The rightest thing would be to make the videos public.
People should know about his crimes.

But I'm giving you a choice
that I didn't have.

-Ah, so you're the judge now.

But where is your justice, judge,
if you're dragging my family into this?

I didn't touch yours.

And you had a choice, so don't bullshit.

If you had shut up back then,
none of this would be happening now.

You shut up yourself!

-Marin?
-What are you saying!

That's you on the video! You did all that!
You did all that to us!

-Marin, are you stupid or what?
-You're a monster, I hate you!

-Well you too — lived and thought
that all this was on my one salary.

And your job in the department —
you think that's for your merits?

And Nikita's exclusive school?

Do you really think
all of this is just like that?

-b*stard.
-Yes, a b*stard.

You think it's easy? Maybe I've spent
my whole life just giving!

-You'll have to give more.

-And you castrate him.

Cut it off, he deserves it.

-Mom!

-Marin, what are you saying?
-I like the idea,

but he'll die from blood loss, unfortunately.

We need to choose something else.

-Then take his hand.

You can't put something like that out there,
it would ruin our lives.

You're the one, the one, the one who's guilty! Yourself!

The child is completely uninvolved here.

-What are you all doing here?
Are you completely f*cking crazy?

-Marina, you decide, it's your decision.

-Come on, Nikita, you ask too.
He won't do it anymore, I swear.

-That's enough, the game's over.

-Stand up. I'm for releasing
the videos, that would be better.

-But then we will too. Please!

-Call your people, I'll sh**t your head off right now.

-A-a-a! A-a-a!

Help! Please, help!

-Marina, there's no one downstairs.

There's the entrance.

And above us is the Lord — watching you
and waiting for your family decision.

And time isn't stopping, you see?
-I'm begging you, don't take sin on your soul.

Don't, I'm begging you.

-Five minutes left for you.
Shall we vote?

Raise your hands while they're still
all in place on us.

Who's for making public
Comrade Captain's crimes?

Who's for cutting off the hand?

I understand, Marin,
he wasn't a model family man.

And it's just a hand.

Come on, Comrade Captain, decide your fate
by democratic vote.

Well?

-Put it down!
-That's right, Nikita, that's right.

-By majority vote they chose amputation.

-You're animals, not a family!

-You're the one to blame! Yourself to blame!

-I did all this only for you!

-For us? How could you do all that?

And then come home, raise your son.

Eat here.

You're to blame yourself.

-Don't you understand?
She's going to leak everything later anyway. You're a fool!

-And what does your intuition tell you?
Will I deceive you or will everything be honest?

Three minutes left.
-Marin! Marina!

-Who ordered you to do that to me?

-Who, what?
-Which of them specifically?

-That one, what's his name, Kaidov Umar.

-Why Umar?

-He was in pretrial detention,
there was a fight with a stabbing.

I looked after him while they were covering for him,
that's how we met.

-Tighten the hand with a clamp,
otherwise you'll die from blood loss.

-What are you, I won't be able to.
Be a human being.

-You'll manage.

Two minutes for you.

-Hey, what are you, not human or something?
Where are you going?

Help me!

Yes, hello?

-Hello. My name is Zhenya.
Did I wake you?

-What the hell Zhenya?
It's two in the morning. What are you doing?

-What's your name?

-Wait!

You dance great.

My name's Misha, and yours?

Can I treat you to something?

I just liked the way you look.

Sorry, you have such a look —
I can't help but ask.

Do you know me from somewhere? Because you're looking
as if you know everything about me.

-I know everything about you.

-Well okay. But what do you know?

-You're lonely.
-Yeah.

And you? Are you alone?

-I'm alone, but I'm not lonely.

-I understand.
-You're a doctor, you had a bad day.

-Wow!

But actually my day was good.

How did you know?

-Do you come to your senses
when your patients die?

-Listen, they die regularly.
-And today?

-Well okay, then I know
something about you too.

You have a secret.

-Everyone has a secret.
-Not like everyone else's.

Yours is somehow sad. Bitter.

You know, about ten years ago I was
with the Red Cross in Syria.

And one day on a bus I met a girl.

We chatted while waiting
for them to demine the road.

She knew English pretty well.

At that moment it seemed to me
she was about 30.

And then I found out
she had only just finished school.

She had a look
as if she had lived a couple of lives.

You have the same look.

-Well, you've figured me out.

-Listen, I don't like guessing.

Let me treat you after all,
you'll tell me about yourself.

-How about we go to yours?

I'll tell you there.

-Want some water?

-Stronger tea.

-"Stronger". So we're not planning to sleep?

Sorry, it's a bit of a mess.

Honestly, I wasn't planning
anything like this today.

So sorry.

Make yourself at home.

If you want, we can sit on the balcony.

You probably want something sweet?
I don't have anything except sugar.

How strong?

One or two?

What, we won't even have tea?

Where are we rushing off to?

I'm okay with anything, just don't bite.

Got it, no more jokes.

I just wanted to look at you.

Want to fight?

Listen, I actually have tiramisu.

I completely forgot. A patient made it for me.

I saved her life,
and she gave me tiramisu.

Very tasty.

Stay. We can just talk.

How do you drink such strong tea?

-Who died today?

Who of yours died?

-How to put it?

One guy died.

-Do you go to clubs often?
-Because of patients — no.

I just love to dance, love the crowd.

-And do they die often?

-I have the feeling
that I'm in some kind of interview.

Okay, let's put it this way.

The higher-level the surgeon,
the more complex operations he performs.

The more complex the operation,
the more often the unsuccessful result.

And me — they say about me
that I'm a first-class surgeon.

-Show your hands.

-Will I live long?

-I have no idea.

They look like a surgeon's hands,
a first-class one.

-So you're not sure?

And what do you do?

-I knew one surgeon.

She couldn't handle her work,
so she drank a lot.

One time she got so drunk
that during an operation she cut off the wrong thing.

They put her away for eight years.

And she was a good person otherwise.

-Surgeons drink often.

-And you?
-I used to drink.

Then I stopped.
-Why?

-I lost one very important
patient for me. Very.

I drank for two years,
then decided I needed to keep living.

-Who was that?

-Like I said.
One very important patient for me.

But that was a long time ago.

-Tell me about it.

-You're so curious.

Only I want to know about you too.
Where does such mystery come from?

-I have to go.
Thanks for the cake, it's very tasty,

but for me it's a bit too much
sweet for today.

-Again at the most interesting part.

Leave your number? We'll meet again.

-Thanks, but no.

-If you start putting your hands on me again,
I'll throw you into oncoming traffic.

-Okay, darling.
-And don't call me that.

-Until evening.
-We'll see.

-Don't rush, secure the position.

Develop the attack.

Pin him, only then attack.

Get higher.

Don't stretch.

-Not bad.

-Very slow, faster.

-Well, in a real fight there are no rules.

-Yes, he's wrong, you're right.
What are you going to do now?

Look for a way out.

Rage will destroy you.

Now your task is to survive, not to win.

Zhenya, look for a way out.

You know the way out, it exists.

That's all for today.

There's always a way out.

Accept your limitations, adapt.

-Yes, I understand.
-What do you understand?

-There was a way out.

-Show me.

Turn onto your side.

Control my arm.

Get higher.
-Myself!

-Often we avoid the way out
that we fear the most.

-You're early.

-I missed the south.

-That's why you're so pleased?

-And I've got everything ready.

Planning?

I've planned here.

Here, basically, I'm choosing a girl for myself.

Can't decide.

Help me out like a brother?

These are all the beauties who will be there.
The rest simply don't pass by age.

-This one.

-Yeah, there's something, yes.

-This is an inadequate plan.

So much preparation time
will be put at risk

because of your overconfidence.

Tell her.
-I one hundred percent agree, bro.

-The plan isn't to k*ll.

I want to see the fear in their eyes.

I want them to be afraid of me.

And not only of what will happen to them.

-You don't raise rabid dogs.

-We'll try.

-I'm not ready to participate
in discussions of this kind.

My business is small.

But I agree with Aladdin.

You're risking for nothing, Zhenka.

We've gathered so much material on them.

We'll pour it online now, and they'll already
tear each other apart like c*ck in a glass.

-That's not enough.

-Be careful.