08x09 - The Sixth Sense

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Chachi.

Will you stop, you're driving me crazy!?

How's it goin?

- Hey hi coach.
- Hi coach.

I thought you'd like to know.
They just posted your English mid-term scores

up on the bulletin board.

No kidding.

Ya, I didn't have to look too far up to find yours.

Really?

Well, ah, like how far down was I?

There were footprints all over it.

Chachi, now why didn't you study the night before?

You know why.

Oh, yes.

Coach.

The whole test was on poetry.

Now what's that got to do with life anyway, huh?

I wish you were in my English class.

When did ignorance become a virtue?

There's truth and beauty in this book.

You've got to listen to this OK?

- Really listen.
- Alright.

Ah yes, here it is.

And bring fresh showers for the thirsting
flowers, from the sea and from the stream.

Who wrote that?

Keats, Browning, Shelley.

Three guys write a poem?

No, Fonz, Percy Bysshe Shelley wrote it.

Percy?

Yeah.

He's so good with words, how'd he get a name Percy?

Fonz, don't knock it, he was one of the
great romantics of all time.

All right, let's see here.

And I bring the sun.

And I bring the sun to shine down on that
beautiful flower by the ocean.

Dim, dim.

That was beautiful, Fonz.

This guy is fast becoming my idol.

You want to look into this, you know that?

All right.

I'm going to go take care of my bike right now.

Can I be honest with you?

Honesty is your best policy.

Your bike has had it.

It's got one wheel in the grave, Fonz.

It's time to... You junk it.

You say junk my bike.

Yes.

You know what they do to a junk bike?

They drop this big ball on it,
you know, and split it up into pieces,

and they melt down those pieces,
and they use that melted metal.

You know what they do?

They make it into something else,
like a washing machine, or an iron,

or maybe even a filing cabinet in some insurance company.

Junk my bike?

You say junk my bike?

Whoa.

Well, what do you want to do?

Put it out to stud?

I have thought about it.

May I have your attention, all you hungry customers.

I'd like everybody to say hello to Frankie.

Hi, Frankie.

He's going to be doing the cooking chores
around here until Clarence gets back.

Yeah?

Yeah, where'd Clarence go?

Cooking school?

Yeah.

Hey, Fonz, I'd like you to meet Frankie.

Frankie, this is my partner, Fonzie.

Hi, how you doing?

Listen, I'm part owner here.

Do you mind if I ask you a couple questions?

Where are you from?

Here and there.

You ever work in a restaurant before?

Yeah, I'm in.

What's your favorite thing to make, like your specialty?

This and that.

That's all the information I need.

Mr. Becchio, do you want to get back to work?

Cook's place is in the kitchen.

He's a dynamo, huh?

It's great to have a cook who doesn't come
to work in his pajamas.

He seems like a nice guy to me.

Yeah, he seems likable.

Fonz is real cute.

I don't like him.

Why?

I'm telling you, that man is bad news.

Fonz, how can you say that?

You just met him.

I have a sixth sense, you know.

I can look in a guy's eye and I know
whether he's good news or bad news.

Fonz, could I be honest with you?

Hey, honesty is real rampant today, ain't it?

sh**t, how can you judge someone without
knowing more about them?

I mean, the entire American judicial system is based
on the principle that a man is innocent until proven guilty.

Is that so?

That's right.

Well, just something to think about, Fonz.

Yeah, right, I'm going to study your poetry.

Yeah.

Study your poetry.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, Fonz, that Frankie is a ball of fire.

You know what he's doing right now?

He's got ten hamburgers all working at the same time.

Well, isn't that great?

Who wanted them?

Right.

Ten hamburgers wasted.

That shoots a half a pound of meat.

Okay, Arthur just left, so this is a
perfect time for me to talk to you.

I want to use Arnold's and throw a big
surprise party for Arthur's birthday Saturday night.

It's Fonz's birthday Saturday night?

I didn't think he told anyone what his birthday was.

His grandma Nussbaum told me.

Cost me a case of gin, but I got it.

Yeah, we'll have a big party from right here.

And I'll bring out the old ukulele at the huffy place.

Everybody, Fonz just crashed on his motorcycle.

How was my fight?

Uh, well, Fonz, it's just this side of a washing machine.

If it had to be one of us, why couldn't it have been me?

All right, look, do me a favor, okay?

Go in the closet there, get that box with
the magazine on top.

I'll clean it up by myself, all right?

Oh, and the doctor said I had to soak my ankle.

Do you want Mom to make you some soup?

No, thanks, I'll soak it in Epsom salt.

That'll be all right.

All right.

All right, page 36.

Look at the ad, that's what I'm going to get.

Why would you want a toupee?

The other ad.

Oh, the bike, I was just kidding.

That's a nice looking bike, Fonz.

Isn't that beautiful?

Yeah.

Fonz, what's in the box?

Well, that's my bike money.

Fonz, don't you keep your money in a bank?

No, I do not.

Banks get robbed, I don't.

You know, and the fact is that I got
almost enough there for that bike.

I just got to wait a little while, I'll collect
some more money, and I'll get it, you know?

Fonz, maybe you'll get that bike sooner than you think.

You know, I think I'm going to count my money again.

Oh, you want some help?

Yeah, I'm going to the bathroom, and I'll... Oh, thanks.

It's all right.

All right, I've just got to look at my bruises, you know?

You know, maybe one of them is going to
turn out to be like a, uh, conversation piece.

Thanks a lot for being here, huh?

It's all right, Fonz.

All right.

Oh.

Fonz is going to get that bike.

Yeah, eventually.

No, for his birthday tomorrow.

None of us know what to get him, right?

Yeah.

Oh, we each chip in a few bucks to make up what he needs.

It's for the bike.

That's great.

Yeah.

That is a great idea.

Yeah.

Hey, Fonz, we're all going to eat the... What?

Nothing, Fonz.

Sorry.

It doesn't hurt.

Oh, well, I didn't want you to tell him.

It's supposed to be a surprise.

Oh.

Well, let me ask you this, slugger.

We need his money to buy the bike, right?

Yeah.

Now, how do you suppose we get his money
from him without spoiling the surprise?

Oh, that's simple.

You come in here tonight and steal the money.

Are you kidding me?

This is my life you're dealing with.

I can't believe this.

Look, even if I wanted to, I couldn't.

I mean, how would I get in here?

I don't have a key.

We'll pick the lock.

Oh, is that right?

Now, who do you know that can pick a lock, huh?

Child's play, kids.

What else can I do for you?

Oh, that'll be all.

You can go home now, thanks.

What, are you kidding?

Not me.

Boy, Jones, I finally made it to Fonzie's apartment.

This is the chance of a lifetime.

Hey, don't mind me, guys.

I'll go about my own business.

Okay, there's nothing to do.

You stand lookout by the window.

Right.

I'm going to get the money.

Okay.

Jenny, what are you doing, woman?

Putting out my picture for Fonz.

Oh.

Jenny, you put your picture up in the supermarket.

Isn't that enough?

Yeah, yeah.

I'll put the other picture back up in there.

All right.

Are you sure that Fonzie's out for the evening?

Oh, yeah.

He's out with good time, Tina.

Oh, good.

That means we've got plenty of time.

Uh-huh.

Good time, Tina?

Yeah.

Boy, what I wouldn't do for a reputation.

Like that.

Oh, don't worry, Jenny.

You're getting there.

Really?

Yeah.

All right.

Now, let's just get the money and get out of here, okay?

Yes.

Okay.

Oh, oh, no.

Chachi, leave the box here.

There'll be less chance of Fonzie finding out.

Oh, you got it, Scarface.

I love it when you do that.

Okay.

Freddie.

Oh, see, Chachi?

No big deal.

We got the money.

Fonzie doesn't know.

Let's go.

Who's Jenny?

Jenny.

Jenny!

Will you come on?

I just stood in the shower where Fonzie stayed.

Naked.

She's so embarrassing.

Can we go now, please?

It's so weird.

Let's watch.

Let's watch.

What?

What?

What?

Fonzie and Tina are coming.

Quick, hide in the closet.

Okay, I'm listening.

Wait, wait, wait.

Chachi!

Chachi!

I must have left the lights on.

Hey, Fonz, your place looks great.

Yeah, well, it looks a lot greater now that you're here.

Why?

Can I wash my hands?

Yeah, what beautiful hands you've got, huh?

Yeah, I got them all dirty when I picked you those flowers.

I got an idea.

Let my hands wash your hands.

You got it.

Whoa.

Oh, I forgot the flashlight.

You're going to tie it to the drawing board.

I got a great idea.

What's that?

How about if we listen to some music
before we take a stroll in the midnight air, huh?

Sounds yummy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Wow.

A little Elvis P, huh?

How did you know?

I got this six cents, you know?

Yeah?

Well, why don't we try out each other's pot?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

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Oh, morning.

What happened to you?

You know, we ran down the stairs and
looked behind us and you weren't there.

Where were you all night?

In Fonzie's closet, trapped like a rat.

Oh, was it bad?

No, it was just dark, hot, small,
and I was scared to death.

Yeah?

You know, I really wish you'd have been there with me.

Really?

Yeah, so I could have strangled you.

Oh.

This is all your fault, you know.

It's all your fault.

I know.

Come on, come on inside and sit down.

How did you get out?

Well, a few minutes ago I thought I heard a
door slam and I checked to see if I was alone.

And luckily I was.

Oh.

Oh, here's the money, Scarface.

Oh, I don't want my parents to know how we got it.

Well, Howard, now I'll just fix you
something that you can eat down at the store.

Hi, Daddy.

Oh.

Hi, Mr. C.

What are you doing here so early?

Uh, I came to walk Joanie to school.

On Saturday?

But I'm early.

Maybe I'm late.

It's Saturday?

Want to sh**t some baskets, Mr. C.?

I'd love to, Chachi, but I promised Mrs. C.

I'd play some dodgeball with her.

I gotta get to work.

Oh, no, wait.

I'm fixing you something.

Oh, don't bother, sweetheart.

I'll have a nice big lunch.

Howard, don't bother coming home tonight.

Marion.

We've been married for 26 years.

Can't we talk it out?

I mean, I want you to go straight.

To Arnold's after work, because tonight is
Arthur's surprise party.

Oh, boy.

For a minute, I thought that was it.

Cute little guy.

I guess it won't be worth it when we give
Fonzie his bike tonight.

Sure.

I just hope he doesn't discover that his money's gone.

Oh, relax.

You think he counts his money every day.

I'll never know what's missing.

Somebody took my money.

I'm sorry, Fonzie.

What?

I saw.

I'm sorry that someone stole your money.

Oh, that's terrible.

Who's going to do such a thing?

I got a good idea about who it is.

You do?

Yeah, my sixth sense is going to tell me.

I'm going to look the guy square in the eye.

What are we looking at?

Oh, nothing, Fonzie.

I'm just doing neck exercises.

Well, it's your life.

Whatever.

Tonight, I'm going to know who it is,
and I'm going to have a very good time.

Oh.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

See you, Fonzie.

Bye, Fonzie.

Oh.

Is your Fonzie going to show up?

Oh, yeah.

I called him up.

I told him we had an emergency.

I said there was a leak in the bathroom,
and his office was sinking.

sh**t, Al.

I'm a little worried, though.

You know, I'm going to have all these people
here tonight, and my cook, Frankie, hasn't shown up.

I thought he was a little more responsible than that.

You never know.

He's here.

He's here.

Hi.

Hi.

Come on.

Get the light.

Surprise!

Hi, Mom.

Where's Dad?

Oh, you know, your father, he's going to
probably wait until the last minute to close up.

He thinks he'll sell a hole to somebody.

Everybody, here he comes.

Hi.

Let's go out with the lights here.

Surprise!

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, dear Fonzie.

Happy birthday to you.

I wish my bike was alive to see this.

You know, who's pimply, you know?

Potsie wanted me to put Ralph's trick candles on
the cake, but I thought we were too mature for that.

Thank you, Lori.

Beth, make a wish.

Ah!

I told you, boy.

We're too mature for this.

Okay, Fon, close your eyes.

All right?

Now let me lead you, all right?

Here we go.

This way, this way.

Don't worry, we'll come and do everything.

Okay, here we go.

Open your eyes for a big surprise.

Happy birthday!

Speech, speech, speech!

Hey, Fon.

A lot of us pooled our money together and
we bought you the bike for your birthday.

I can't tell you.

I can't tell you that from the bottom of my
heart to my hair, I'm deeply touched, you know?

Kids, this is just too expensive.

We just added on to the money from your cigar box.

From my cigar box?

Yeah.

You see, we snuck into your apartment and
we took the money.

You took the money from my box.

Aren't you proud of us?

You took the money from my... From my box?

Yeah.

Huh?

It was wrong, Arthur, but it was done with love.

Yeah.

That's right.

That's not what I am worried about.

We're talking Frankie here.

Frankie isn't here.

Do I know that he ain't here?

I thought he took the money.

I got it in my head that he took the money.

Oh, Fonz.

Yeah, that's right.

I mean, it was my sixth sense, you know?

I thought he was the thief.

Oh, Fonz.

Yeah, I understand.

I understand that, you know?

I mean, I said, all right, look, you give me back my
money or I'm going to strangle you with your own tongue.

Oh, Fonz.

Will you stop it with your own tongue?

What happened?

Did you go beat him up?

I didn't have to.

I went for his throat.

He gave me, I don't know, it must have
been his whole life savings.

Fonz.

Fonz, that's not your money.

We had your money.

Thank you very much, Chachi.

I understand that.

My sixth sense, you know?

I mean, hey, look, Al.

Al, do me a favor.

Get him on the phone.

When you get him down here.

Yeah, right, Fonz.

I can't believe this.

All right, Roger, go ahead, say it.

Say what, Fonz?

You know.

Go ahead, you can say it.

I don't have to.

I can see you're feeling bad enough.

Yeah, you don't know how low I'm feeling.

Go ahead, say it.

Okay, you blew it.

Hey, who told you to talk to me like that?

Fonz, you told me to tell you.

I didn't twist your arm, did I?

My sixth sense, it never has failed me before.

Fonz, he's not home.

I talked to his landlord.

He said some guy in a leather jacket was
there and told him to get out of town.

That was me, Al.

Where did he go?

He's on a bus to Alaska.

All right, all right, all right.

Mrs. C, is Mrs. C still here?

Here.

Huh?

Huh?

Oh.

All right, I'll tell you what.

I'm just going to jump on my bike.

I'll be gone for three days.

I'm going to Alaska.



Just tell me which direction.

Hey, happy birthday, Fonz.

I'm sorry I'm late.

Some guy came in at the last minute to buy a hoe.

But now it's party time.

What's the matter?

Bad cake?

Oh, Howard, Howard, Fonzie's party is ruined.

Marion, I'm only five minutes late.

Am I that much wrong?

It wasn't your fault, Howard.

It was Fonzie's.

I'm sorry.

It seems that Chachi and Joanie took
Fonzie's money for a very good reason,

but he thought it was Frankie who thought
Fonzie was going to k*ll him.

So he gave Fonzie his life savings and went to Alaska.

You're swacked, aren't you?

Now, I'm going to say it all over again.

No, no, Marion, look, I've had a very hard day.

I'll tell you what.

I'm going in the men's room, and I'm going
to splash some cold water on my face,

and then I'll come out, and then you can
tell me the story again.

All right, Al.

Al, do me a favor, all right?

I want you to get a detective, send him up to
Alaska, find Frankie, get him back down here, all right?

Al, I said get a detective.

Don't study the numbers on the bills.

You know, Fonzie, when I go to the bank, I
always put my initial on all my deposit money.

I have ruined the man's life.

I'm not interested in hearing about banking procedure now.

Fonzie, we were robbed today.

What?

What are you talking about?

That's right, we were robbed today.

Why don't you tell me that?

Well, the deposit was missing from the kitchen.

I didn't want to upset you on your birthday, that's all.

I mean, this money that Frankie gave you
has got my Mark on it.

Wow.

He must have taken it.

So when you went there and
demanded your money, he thought he

got caught robbing Arnold's,
and he gave you back our money.

Let me get this straight.

That man is a real thief.

Yeah.

He's a real thief.

Instinct.

Hey.

Come on.

Let's cut up the cake and have a party.

Uh, Fonz, can I talk to you for a second privately?

Would you like to talk about Mr. Professor?

I'm sorry I doubted your sixth sense.

I won't butt into your affairs anymore.

Hey, you listen to me.

This is just between you and me, all right?

I was heading toward...

A very, very big mistake, you know.

We're talking a humongous faux pas.

That thing you said about innocent till proven guilty.

You're right.

Mom's the word.

Thank you.

Anytime.

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Don't want the piece with my name.

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Okay, sweetheart, now you can tell me why
everybody's so miserable.

Very good.

Everybody is not so miserable.

Oh, Howard, it is so simple.

Fonzie thought that Frankie stole the money from his
apartment, but he really stole the money from Arnold's.

So Fonzie was wrong, but he was right also.

He had the right criminal, but the wrong money.

Of course, it was good that he had it,
but he didn't know that until now.

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Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, dear Fonzie.

Happy birthday to you.

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