01x07 - The Unfriendly Giants

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hit it oh where's Wally

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where's Wireless Digicel where's the wallet

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where's the wallet did you say I'm home

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where where

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is Wale greetings Wally Watchers we have a

really big show today so be on the lookout for two broom trees and the human checkers game

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but wait a minute where's Wally he's not supposed to be missing so soon oh the

Portal's open and he's already gone I'm too late actually wolf and I are just running late from our last adventure

solving the crisis in the land of the porcupine people come on Wolf let's go eat

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people

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I always knew you were stuck to get it stuck up cause you're up there in the tattoo

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wizard Whitebeard yeah hey Wally welcome home Wally hey how was your trip huh well right after we arrived woof and I

found ourselves facing a dangerous great story I'll tell you I'm getting Goosebumps anyway oh there's some little

people with a big problem in the land of the unfriendly Giants did you hear that woof we're going on another adventure

and it's going to be a really big one

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what happened to those Clues oh yeah hey here it is hey thanks Wolf

let's see here um find three puzzling Clues well that's it have fun Wally see you later all

right hmm find three puzzling Clues well I don't know what they are but this sure

sounds like fun

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come on Wolf let's go

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it's a good thing we cartoon villains heel quickly

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foreign

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wow look at that woof they're playing checkers fascinating Game Checkers it dates back to ancient Egypt and is

probably the oldest game in the world

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oh that's a nice move I win hey what's the big idea of having husk win the game

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oh a hangnail not a hangnails

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good idea wolf let's have a look around the village foreign

let's see according to my schedule the guest villain should be dropping in any time now

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that must be him these must be the little people with the

big problem wolf get it woof big problems

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wow

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obviously some sort of crude medieval elevator welcome

we saw what you did to that giant over there yes proper cuticle maintenance is

so important but no one's ever stood up to them before except for our ex-leader flat Larry yeah

but remember what the Giants did right after that wiped their feet you slay me no but as the village

Minstrel I wrote a song about it and it goes something like this the Giants moved in

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thank you we heard they were a big problem right wolf they are just unfriendly Giants

before long will all be eating sugar like flat Larry they won't leave in fact I wrote a song about it it's called

Giants ain't leaving and it goes shoving like this they deliver

like you ah what talent maybe there's something wolf and I can do to help yeah

looking for some singing lessons you already met the unfriendly Giants

extra unfriendly leader Archie isn't his full name Jay Archibald Barrington III

why yes how did you know that his business card fell out of his pocket

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onward woof we have three puzzling Clues to find meanwhile at the Village Pond the

irritable ornery Archie is about to quench his GI thirst it's Jay Archibald Barrington

the third little man okay okay you got it

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pardon me lady how would you feel about working with the nastiest bloke to ever set foot in the village

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hey hey

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give me one good reason why I shouldn't smash you right now what would you do if I tell you there's a stranger in the

village fair enough what would you say if I told

you his name's Wally and he wears glasses and a stupid hat girl I know him

he wants to help the people chase you out of the village well when I get my hand on him

yes tell me tell me

I said tell me tell me don't show me show me earwhip flu and flan excuse me but I

think you're holding the script upside down let's see woof do you think you can sniff out a puzzling clue

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hey look at this woof it's a puzzle piece it must be the puzzling clue Whitebeard was talking about hmm I

wonder what it means

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look what it's a friendly Giants and I believe they're going out of their way just to try and stop us uh oh things

look bad Wally Watchers really bad we could be back with some Wally pancakes uh you bring the syrup

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get ready to use your spatula's body Watchers

all I need is a board

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you you know what astronomy has always fascinated me

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if we stand here woof we should get a good look at a descending meteorite

it comes now it's a meteor shower

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look wolf they're dancing

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all right everybody follow after me one two three two two three

foreign

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the most famous of strauss's work hey you know I wrote a song about it I call it the giant dance and it goes something

like this I want a two I want two three that crazy cha cha get down the Boogie giant kind of thing thank you

sheer brilliant well come on Wolf we've got a puzzle to solve

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getting away after them

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quick over here this way uh oh it looks like Adler put his foot

in his mouth and the Giants put theirs in two

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can't you find somebody else to bother for a while hmm let me think

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they still want to play woof but we don't have time we've really got to go huh

oh woof there's nothing like a lovely hop through the country leaping over rocks bouncing over bushes running into

windmills

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look whoop it's another piece to the puzzle hmm I wonder what it all means

oh no adla look out behind you you're in trouble it's I'm not falling for trick What could constantly be that I'd

love my boy there you are mommy what are you doing here how because you never right you'll never

call and you'll never visit mommy ER I can explain ha huh

in order to help the little people we need one more puzzle piece

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don't worry Wally Watchers will fall on the soft cartoon ground below I think the soft cartoon ground is a little to

the left thanks I'll remember that don't mention it

come on Wolf let's see what's going on what seems to be the trouble it's the

Giants they're on a rampage somebody's got to stop them oh now I'll never be able to sing my newest love

song run for your life before those giants smash you honey what are you going to do about it Molly

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where's Wally I'm writing a song about it

I call it where the hex that be spectacles described wandering while they're going a new word

well I write my next hit let's find our traveling trooper and his canine companion

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I'm going to two two do not nice things to you

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know Wolf the termite is an interesting creature who can consume many times his own weight in wood

oh yeah

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what's the big idea wow did you know that some of the biggest trees ever seen grow in this land

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this tree is green roughage is lovely and a toaster too look what it's the

other puzzle piece it must have fallen out of the tree hmm interesting very interesting

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come on Wolf we've got a puzzling clue to solve and so the wandering Wally

um don't mention it follow me Wally Watchers while you're all new narrator

finds out what's going on pardon me but this is top secret we're

planning to get the Giants to leave what you think I your faithful narrator would tell the Giants what you're doing no but

they might be watching the show good point

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she aren't you the guy who Wally never sees yes keep it down I know I even wrote a

little song about you I call it the stick song and I go something like this he wants that stick foreign

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stay tuned if you want to buy some cheap giant fresh real estate listen closely everyone find Wally now and do it

quickly before I Cry

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Archibald wolf and I will be happy to talk this over

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oh history little man this way wolf get my hands are you I'll

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see I'll I'll

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hey they tricked me with that pepper well are you all right Archibald

charge charge like you've never charged before

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now I can sing the new song I wrote It's called let the pie fly man and it goes

something like this fling them pastries boys

we ain't playing toys thank you

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men are taking a big weapon

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oh well excuse me missy

very much oh have a nice day

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oh wow

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I'm personally going to give each and every one of you

oh no the irritated Archibald is heading toward our hero why

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aren't you bald I believe you have company they are oh

I don't believe it I toss you and your friends out for being so grumpy and the first thing you do is find someone else to pick on

but but but sweetie I I can explain good now clean up this mess

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safe no you did it by working together and the pieces of the Wizard's puzzle told me to call Archibald's wife a

Hawaiian lay the letter d and a house lady of the house hey that's amazing

listen would you like to hear the song I wrote about you I call it Ode to Wally you wrote a song about me

crikey I'd love to hear it coming at you and I go shoving like this

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needs thank you so what do you think Wally Wally

where's Wally you asked do I look like his mother find him

yourself well he watches there he is um how would you like to hear a song I

wrote about myself no well in that case I'm out of here see

you later Wally Watchers

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hit it

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where is Wally where is Wally

oh where's Wale

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