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03x03 & 03x04 - Goldie's Fintuition/Raising Remy

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Baby Shark's Big Show!". Aired: December 11, 2020 – present.*
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In the underwater town of Carnivore Cove, Baby Shark has different musical adventures with his best friend William, his other friends, and his family.

03x03 & 03x04 - Goldie's Fintuition/Raising Remy

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- ♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark ♪

♪ And this is my show, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my mom, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my dad, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's William! - Whoo-hoo!

- ♪ We live here ♪

♪ We do fun things ♪

♪ And through it all - ♪ Do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

- ♪ We dance and sing ♪

♪ This is Baby... - ♪ Baby... ♪

all: ♪ "Shark's Big Show" ♪

- ♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪

- I wonder why Goldie invited us to Fort Finship.

These invitations are so mysterious.

- Welcome...

to Miss Goldie's House of Fintuition.

- Ah! - Ooh!

- The sea stars have aligned

and now I'm bursting with psychic energy.

- Oh, no.

Are you all right, Goldie?

- Of course, darlings.

What I mean is I believe I can predict...

the future.

[both gasp]

both: The future.

- And you're just in time to see me test my psychic powers.

Hmm, I'm getting something.

I foresee that Vola will appear

when the clock strikes noon.

[clock ticking]

[clock chimes]

- Hey, I got your invitation that said to be here at noon.

- [gasps] My prediction came true.

Oh, I'm simply marveled by my own psychic ability.

- [laughs] Wow.

- What an amazing psychic prediction.

Psst, William.

Was that a psychic prediction?

- I'm not sure.

But this performance is so exciting.

And Goldie seems so happy.

- Yeah, good point.

[cheering]

- [clears throat]

I now foresee...

William will, uh,

get the hiccups right now.

Right now.

Right now?

Oh, it can't be.

Maybe I'm not psychic after all.

- There, there, Goldie.

- Oh, no, William.

She looks so sad.

- Poor Goldie.

I can't believe I didn't get the hiccups.

- Hey, what if you pretended to have the hiccups

so Goldie still thinks she's psychic?

- [sighs]

- Well, it doesn't feel good to lie.

But it can't be wrong if it makes Goldie happy.

- Exactly.

- [gasps]

Oh, my, what is this?

I have the hic--hic--

hiccups! - [gasps]

- Do my gills deceive me?

- Nope, your prediction came true.

- Yeah. [hiccups]

- I am psychic after all!

- See, she's not sad anymore.

- You're right. She thinks she's psychic.

She's happy. And that's the end of that.

- This is just the beginning.

Oh, I have to share my psychic abilities

with every fishy in Carnivore Cove.

We have to make a commercial.

both: Uh...

- ♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Miss Goldie's psychic office ♪

♪ Inside Fort Finship ♪

♪ Ooh, Miss Goldie ♪

♪ Don't even call, I know you're coming ♪

Do you have questions about your future?

♪ Goldie ♪

Want to know if it'll rain tomorrow?

♪ Goldie ♪

Would you like to know these answers

and where to find them? ♪ Miss Goldie ♪

There's a new psychic in town. Just visit...

♪ Ooh, Miss Goldie's psychic office ♪

♪ Inside Fort Finship ♪

♪ Ooh, Miss Goldie ♪

♪ Don't even call, I know you're coming ♪

A skilled psychic you can follow.

♪ Goldie I have the secrets of the sea.

♪ Goldie Visions of tomorrow.

♪ Miss Goldie ♪

Monday through Friday till :,

'cause then I have dance class.

♪ Ooh, Miss Goldie's psychic office ♪

♪ Inside Fort Finship ♪

♪ Ooh, will your dreams come true? ♪

♪ Ooh, Miss Goldie's psychic office ♪

♪ Inside Fort Finship ♪

♪ Ooh, Miss Goldie ♪

♪ don't even call, I know you're coming ♪

[humming]

- It's OK.

Maybe no fishy even saw the commercial.

- Miss Goldie, I saw your commercial.

I need your psychic powers at the Party Puddle right now.

- Then to the Party Puddle we shall flow.

Lead the way, Shadow.

- Oh, no.

What if Shadow realizes Goldie isn't really psychic?

- We have to make sure whatever she predicts comes true.

[chomp, chomp, chomp]

[upbeat game music]

- Oh, I'm down to my last sand dollar

because of that adorable--

I mean, super cool little squid.

Should I just give up?

- [gasps] I'm getting something.

A vision.

[gasps] Shadow, insert the sand dollar.

Now, close your eyes and place your fin on the joystick.

- But if my eyes are closed,

how am I-- - Shh, shh, shh!

If you trust the process and guide it with your fintuiton,

I predict you will get that toy.

- OK.

- [grunts]

[straining]

- Gotcha. Whoa!

- [gasps] Yeah!

I got the squid! You really are psychic.

- Nice job, William.

- Yeah, our plan worked.

Goldie still thinks she's psychic.

Though, I feel kind of bad tricking other fishes.

- Baby, William,

I didn't know you two fishies were here.

- Oh, hi.

- Uh, just here for some finnocent fun.

- Oh, really?

Because I have a sneaking suspicion that...

[both gulp]

Your combined presence makes my fintuition even stronger.

- Miss Goldie, I saw your very catchy commercial.

Do you think you can help me over at the putt-putt?

[both groan]

- My sources are telling me yes.

Let's flow.

[chomp, chomp, chomp]

- What did you see, Miss Goldie?

- I see... [gasps]

A hole in one.

Mr. Clownfish, swing with all your might.

[radio crackles]

- William, are you in position? Over.

[radio crackles]

- Ready and waiting. Over.

- [strains]

[tense music]

- [grunts]

- [panting]

♪ ♪

[big inhale]

[blows]

both: Phew.

- Great gills, a hole in one.

Miss Goldie, you were right.

- I knew you would say that.

[fancy music]

- Mayor Anchovy? What an honor.

How may my fintuition be of assistance?

- Splash, splash.

Thanks for coming at a moment's notice, Miss Goldie.

This is very important.

- Very important? Should we be worried?

- Nah, it's Mayor Anchovy.

He'll probably ask about something silly,

like a new hat.

- The fate of Carnivore Cove lies in your fins, Miss Goldie.

Every millennia, the lava fields

have a destructive eruption.

I fear Carnivore Cove is in grave danger.

both: That's not a hat!

- Miss Goldie, can you predict the next eruption?

- Hold on. Ah, I can see it.

Oh. Oh, no.

all: Yes?

- I'm afraid the lava field will erupt...

today!

- Splash, splash.

- A volcano?

This has gone too far.

Baby, I think it's time to tell Goldie

we've been making her predictions come true.

- But maybe we don't have to.

The volcano probably won't erupt

since she's not actually psychic.

I mean, what's the worst that could happen?

- This is Rayna Manta live at the lava fields

with local celebrity psychic, Miss Goldie.

Now, Miss Goldie, you've predicted

this volcano will erupt today?

- Findeed.

I foresee an eruption any second now.

- That's not good.

[all screaming]

- Well, this is as good a time as any to confess.

Miss Nicefins, I love you.

- And I love you, you fincredible clownfish.

- Ay!

- Oh, no. This is terrible.

William, I know what we have to do.

- Yep.

Make the volcano erupt

so Goldie still thinks she's psychic!

- What? No.

We have to tell Goldie the truth.

- Oh, yeah. [chuckles]

Right there with you.

[chomp, chomp, chomp]

- That's right, Rayna.

We're only moments away from swimtacular destruction.

- Wait! The volcano's not going to erupt.

- What?

- Species of Carnivore Cove,

William and I have a confession to make.

[inhales] We've been the ones

making all of Miss Goldie's predictions come true.

[both gasp] - Gasp!

- It's true.

We saw how happy being psychic made Goldie.

But we couldn't predict

how big the predictions were going to get.

- And we just want every fishy to know,

especially Goldie...

both: We're so sorry!

- Oh, my.

And there you have it, folks.

False predictions mean a false alarm.

No eruption today.

[all cheering]

- What a relief.

- So I'm not really psychic?

Well, I didn't see this one coming.

- We're really sorry, Goldie.

- Yeah, we understand if you're mad at us.

- Well, I'm upset that you lied to me.

But I can tell your hearts were in the right place.

I predict you shan't do it again.

Oh, here, here, fishies.

I accept your apology. both: Aw, Goldie.

- Huh? It really is erupting?

- Oh, no! - Brace yourselves!

[rumbling noises]

all: Huh.

- Ha! I knew it.

[upbeat music]

- OK. Ninth time's the charm.

I made all the changes you requested:

no crust, extra cheese for Baby and William,

and no cheese on gluten-free bread for Manny Tee.

both: Yes!

- And to drink, bubbleberry juice with extra ice

and curly straws, not regular straws.

- Thanks, Mommy. - Thanks, Mrs. Shark.

- What was that?

Oh, Mommy!

Manny Tee would like squid apple juice instead.

Oh, wait. Kelp juice.

Oh, actually, he's back to squid apple juice, please.

- [sighs]

Sorry, but Restaurant Mommy needs to close down for a bit.

both: Aw.

- Being a parent is harder than it looks.

And it's actually time for my lunch break.

[tummy rumbling]

- I don't get it.

What's so hard about being a parent?

- Yeah, I mean, hanging out with

the three coolest fishies in the ocean?

Seems pretty easy to me.

- Yeah! - Hey-ya!

[kelp rustling]

- [sniffing] Huh? Ooh.

- [gasps] Look, William!

A baby reef rabbit.

- [squeaks] - He's so cute!

And so tiny. - [whimpers]

- Aw, seems like he must be lost.

- Aw, maybe Big Fin will recognize him.

[chomp, chomp, chomp]

- Big Fin, animal expert, at your service.

- Hi, Big Fin.

We found a lost reef rabbit.

- Little hopper.

This Big Fin's pal, Remy.

Did you wander off again?

- Mm-hmm.

- Don't worry.

Big Fin find your family in Kelp Woods no problem.

Well, one problem.

Big Fin needs some fishy to look after Remy.

both: We'll do it! - You sure?

Taking care of baby reef rabbit big responsibility,

especially little Remy.

- We'll be the best reef rabbit parents ever.

- Totally. Activating Dad Mode!

- Okey-dokey.

This list of reef rabbits' favorite foods.

And this emergency pacifier.

Big Fin will return with Remy's parents.

Good luck, fishies.

- Bye, Big Fin.

OK, ready to have some fun?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Please keep your fins inside the vehicle at all times.

And off we flow!

[mimics engine rumbling] - [laughs]

[chomp, chomp, chomp]

[zany music]

- Uh, could you please come down from there?

- [cheering]

- Congratulations on becoming reef rabbit parents.

Need some help?

- No thanks.

This'll be easy-peasy.

- [sighs] Totally.

We've got this, Mrs. Shark.

We won't let him out of our sight.

Except this one time.

Remy!

♪ ♪

[bouncing noises]

- OK, so he's got a lot of energy.

Maybe he wants to play.

We just need to find the right game.

Would Sir Remy like to play tea party?

- Mm-mm.

- Want to do some flow-yo tricks?

I call this one the water warp cyclone.

Ah, oh, whoa!

- [yawns]

- Ooh, tough crowd.

Aw, it's no use.

We've got no idea what he wants to play.

- Ooh.

- Ooh, I think Remy wants to try karaoke.

Follow after me, Remy.

♪ Hop to the left, hop to the right ♪

♪ Hop with me 'cause hopping's all right ♪

- [singing]

- Yes! He's finally having fun.

We're the best parents ever.

[tummy rumbling]

- Num-num?

- Uh-oh. Sounds like he's hungry.

- So we'll feed him something tasty.

[tense music]

OK, ninth time's the charm.

A crustless sea carrot sandwich, extra sea carrots

with sea carrots on the side.

Not touching any of the other sea carrots.

And to drink, sea carrot juice.

- Hmm? [sniffing]

Mm, uh-uh.

- He doesn't like it?

Oh! We've tried everything.

- I can't go back in that kitchen, Baby.

I've got nothing left in the tank.

- Picky eater, huh?

Known a few of those in my day.

Curly straw. Works every time.

- [cheers]

- He likes it! He really likes it!

- Woohoo!

I can't believe that worked.

- The ways of squiddos are mysterious, yet consistent.

- [kisses] Mm-mm!

- Uh, William, are we the best parents ever?

- Uh, Baby, I think we might need a trophy

because it looks like we're the best parents ever!

- [cries]

- Wait, he's crying?

- Why is he crying? - I don't know!

What do we do? - I don't know!

- [crying]

- Sorry, but this old shark is all out of ideas.

- [crying]

- Uh, maybe he's cold?

- [crying]

- Maybe he's hot?

- [cries]

- There has to be something that can make him stop crying.

Ooh, the emergency pacifier!

Let's try that.

- Phoo! Yuck!

[cries]

[both gasp] - It made it worse?

- Remy loved singing karaoke.

Maybe the soothing power of music

will help him feel better. - Great idea.

Now let's take a deep breath...

Get into the zone and...

[soft lullaby music]

- ♪ See the coral clouds above you ♪

♪ A cuttlefish puddle to cuddle you ♪

♪ A pufferfish plushy to snuggle you ♪

♪ Sweet Remy - ♪ [yawns] ♪

- ♪ Sleep, Remy - ♪ [yawns] ♪

- ♪ Feel a sea of sponges to pillow you ♪

♪ The softest sand to sink into ♪

♪ And there is a star with a wish for you ♪

both: ♪ Sweet Remy ♪

- ♪ [yawns] ♪

both: ♪ Sleep, Remy ♪

- ♪ [yawns] ♪

both: ♪ 'Cause we've got you ♪

♪ We won't go anywhere ♪

♪ We're staying right here ♪

♪ We'll always be there for our sweet... ♪

♪ Sleepy Remy ♪

- See? A soft, soothing lullaby can always--

- [cries]

- Oh, he's crying. Again!

And now I feel like I want to cry.

- Me too.

Being a parent is so much harder

than I thought it would be.

We need backup.

Mommy! - Mrs. Shark!

- Need a little help? - Yes!

Oh, we've tried everything, but nothing makes Remy happy.

- [crying]

- Why don't you grab a bottle for him?

I left one in the kitchen, just in case.

- Bottle, check.

both: Huh?

- Buh-buh-buh.

[chuckles] There you go.

- [fussing softly]

- [gasps] It's so peaceful in here.

- How did she do that?

- [chuckles] I've had some practice.

Come on over.

- Ah, ah! - [giggles] Here, Remy.

- [gulping]

Ah, ah. Mm, mm.

[snoring]

- He really is so cute.

- Aw, the cutest.

[doorbell rings]

- I wonder who that could be.

- Big Fin!

- Mama, Dada!

[laughing]

[all chittering]

- You did it. You found Remy's parents.

- Mm-hmm.

[reef rabbits chirp]

- Parents thank you for looking after little Remy.

- Aw, of course.

- [happy noises] - Aww.

- Aww! - [giggles]

- We're gonna miss you, Remy.

- I'll miss you too.

- Bye-bye! - Bye.

- Bye, little buddy. - Come back any time.

Hmm. They grow up so fast.

- Mommy, thank you for always taking care of me.

I know it can't be easy,

so I wanted to give you this.

- A crustless sandwich with extra cheese just for me?

- I thought you might be hungry after a busy day like today.

- Oh, thanks, Baby. But, uh...

[whispers] I actually like the crust.

both: What?

- ♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end ♪

♪ Of our show ♪

♪ But don't go ♪

♪ Let's just flow ♪

♪ To the next episode of ♪

♪ "Baby Shark's Big Show" ♪

♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪

- Pinkfong.

[upbeat fanfare]