01x28 - A Tail of Two Fathers/Welcome Wagon

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark ♪

♪ And this is my show, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my mom, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my dad, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's William! ♪ - Whoo-hoo!

- ♪ We live here ♪

♪ We do fun things ♪

♪ And through it all ♪ - ♪ Do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

- ♪ We dance and sing ♪

♪ This is Baby... ♪ - ♪ Baby... ♪

all: ♪ "Shark's Big Show" ♪

- ♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- [sniffs] Ahh.

I love the smell of the Kelp Woods in the morning.

- Ooh, camping is gonna be jaw-some.

We've never done a trip just the three of us before.

Boys' night. Am I right?

- Right. - Oh, my gills.

Glad you're a happy camper, baby.

This is something grandpa and I used to do

when I was just a pup.

- Oh, those were the days. Just you, me,

and the relentless forces of nature.

- It was definitely unforgettable.

Come on, let's go set-up camp.

- All right, squiddo. Let your dear ol' gramps

show you how to set up a proper tent.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Voila. - [gasps]

It's the most majestic, rugged,

majestic tent I've ever seen.

- A true camping trip is about roughing it outdoors.

You know, gazing up at the starfish

from your sleeping bag.

- [laughs] I can't wait for us

to cuddle up like cuddle fishies in here.

- Yeah, about that. I mean, nature's great and all,

Pops, but we don't need to camp like we used to anymore.

Now, we have the technology to...

glamp!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Ha ha! It's camping but glamorous.

- It's the most majestic,

high-tech, majestic tent I've ever seen.

- Hmm. That looks a little new-fangled if you ask me.

- Well, I think both camping and glamping

are chum-believable.

Let's just do a little bit of both.

[both laugh]

- Oh, okay.

- What a silly idea.

- Yeah, every fishy knows there's only one way to camp.

both: My way!

- Oh-oh, things are about to get fin-teresting.

- Your gramps has the perfect activity

to prove that camping is best.

[upbeat music]

It's time for some good, old fashioned sea whittling.

That's when we use our teeth to carve driftwood

into adorable knick-knacks.

Grandpa Shark is so talented.

- Using our teeth Adorable knick-knacks?

Jaw-some!

- Right.

- Chompers don't fail me now.

It's whittling time.

- Forgive me, teeth.

[wood scrapes]

Okay, that's gonna be a big N-O for this sharky dentist.

- Grandpa, look at my wittle whittled bunny slug.

It's so cute!

Must snuggle!

- Okay, that is abso-tooth-ly adorbs, Baby.

But why use your perfect, precious teeth to whittle

and knick-knack when you can just order one?

- Mail.

- Huh.

You're lucky there's shell reception out here.

[cheerful fanfare]

- h*, h*, h*. It a wittle Taj Mahalibut.

But I really loved whittling my bunny slug.

I named him Maurice.

"I'm Maurice."

- Hey, hey, Baby. I bet you and Maurice

are pretty hungry after all that sea-whittling.

- We sure are.

- Well, you're in luck.

Daddy has the perfect glamp-tastic feast for you.

[upbeat music]

Lunch is served.

- [scoffs] That's your feast?

How much food could that little thing possibly hold?

- Oh, good question. Better answer.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Kelp-o-roni pizzas, swirlberry smoothies,

moss-mallows for s'mores, the works.

- Whoa!

- What? How?

- [chuckles] Bon appetite, Sharks.

[munching]

- I feel like I'm at a four-starfish restaurant.

- [sighs] - Well, looks like my pup

is a glamper at heart and stomach.

- Eating fancy food ain't camping.

Finding your own food in the great outdoors,

that's camping.

- Ooh, does the great outdoors have braised reef ragu too?

- [chuckles] Its food is way better.

[cheerful music]

♪ ♪

Throw in some briny sea pickles and done.

- It's the sandwich of my little sharky dreams.

- Go on, Baby. Dig in.

- Mmm.

That's one tasty sandwich, Grandpa.

- Ha, face it son.

Camping is way better than glamping.

- [laughs] Oh, my dear, Pops.

Your shark sense is out-of-date.

Glamping is way better than camping!

- Camping! - No, glamping!

- Camping! - Glamping!

both: Tell him, Baby!

- Actually, I think they're both super jaw-some.

- You know, I'm thinking these woods aren't big enough

for camping and glamping.

- Couldn't agree more.

The way I see it, there's only one way to settle this.

- You read my mind.

- They're gonna sing, aren't they?

[intense rock music]

- ♪ My open fire is burning bright ♪

♪ Bubbling all through the night ♪

- ♪ Warm fin-mits are all I need ♪

♪ I've got nature on TV ♪

- ♪ Why look at sea deer cramped inside? ♪

♪ Let's swim to see them in the wild ♪

both: ♪ There's only one way to do it ♪

♪ You gotta ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Camp like me ♪

- ♪ Sit back, relax on my new sofa bed ♪

both: ♪ Camp like me ♪

- ♪ Lay in a hammock in the kelp instead ♪

both: ♪ There's only one way to do it ♪

♪ Camping my way will prove it ♪

♪ Camp like me ♪

♪ It's better to camp like me ♪

- ♪ Why swim? Why need to hike? ♪

♪ I've got an electric ride ♪

- ♪ You can't beat a starry sky ♪

♪ Sitting under the moonlight ♪

♪ I've got the skills to live off the land ♪

- ♪ I've got the high-tech party plan ♪

- ♪ Do it my way ♪ - ♪ My way ♪

both: ♪ My way ♪

♪ Camp like me ♪

- ♪ Come watch the game on Fish-Dish Finternet ♪

both: ♪ Camp like me ♪

- ♪ Come sit and starfish gaze with me instead ♪

both: ♪ There's only one way to do it ♪

♪ Camping my way will prove it ♪

♪ Camp like me ♪

♪ It's better to camp like me ♪

- So, Baby, which is better? Camping?

- Or glamping?

- Mm.

Neither!

- Neither? - What?

That's not even one of the choices.

- All I wanted was to have a fun camping trip

with my daddy and grandpa.

But all you wanna do is compete with each other.

This boys' trip is totally ruined.

[sniffles]

Looks like it's just you and me, Maurice.

- [sighs] He's right son.

If only you just agreed camping is better.

- What? No, Pops.

We should have found a way to do both camping

and glamping like Baby said.

- You're right. Right. Or that.

- My wittle heart hurts.

- [sighs] Okay.

We have to find a way to save this camping trip for Baby.

- But how?

both: Hmm.

[upbeat music]

- [snoring]

- Baby. Psst. Wake up.

- Hmm? What? What was that?

Daddy? Grandpa?

- Hey there, squiddo.

- We have a surprise for you.

- We? As in you two? Together?

Both of you? Together?

Him and you working together?

I don't know what's going on, but I do love surprises.

So I'm listening.

- Okay, close your eyes.

No peaking.

[suspenseful music]

- Almost there. And...

okay, squiddo, you can open your eyes now.

[Baby gasps]

- It's so rugged and hi-tech.

- Yep. Tonight we're going to enjoy

a good old-fashioned campfire...

- From the comfort of a fancy jacuzzi.

- You mean camping and glamping?

- Yup. - Yessiree.

- Grandpa and I are sorry.

We never should have argued

about whose way of camping is best.

- And whether camping or glamping,

we both agree there's nothing more magical

than a midnight camp fire.

- A midnight campfire?

- It's a tradition your daddy and I enjoyed

when he was just a pup.

- And now we wanna share with you.

- [gasps]

A boys' night. Am I right?

both: Boys' night. [all laugh]

- Pass me another one of those fancy moss-mallows,

would you son? - You got it, Pops.

- Ahh, this is the best camping slash glamping trip ever.

- Agreed. - I gotta ask, Pops.

How did you build a campfire underwater?

- [laughs] I'll tell you the next time we go glamping.

- Okay, this trip is a wittle heartwarming.

"And delicious."

[both laugh]

- Come here, you.

[all sigh]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Minnow, minnow, minnow, tuna!

[both laugh]

Whoo!

- Whew. Maybe you should pick somefishy else to be tuna.

You know, so they don't get jealous.

- Somehow, I don't think they mind.

[dolphin squeaks]

Ooh! New neighbors!

How did we get so lucky?

- Oh yeah.

My mom said a new family was moving in today.

- I wonder if they know where to leave the recycling.

- I wonder if they know there's a crab living in their mailbox.

- And they have a calf!

Did your mom tell you anything about him?

- My mom doesn't like to gossip.

But I do! His name is Wallace.

His hobbies include playing barnacle ball,

collecting teeny tiny things, and singing super catchy songs.

- [gasps] Those hobbies are my hobbies!

I bet we'll be great friends.

And I know just how we can welcome him

to the neighborhood.

both: Bring out the welcome wagon!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Wallace, prepare to be welcomed.

- Uh, hi?

- Hello! I'm Baby Shark.

- And I'm William!

- And we are here to welcome you and your family

to the neighborhood!

[upbeat dance music playing]

♪ It's your lucky day, my friend ♪

♪ You found the best place in the sea ♪

♪ Here every fishy swims in perfect harmony ♪

- ♪ Yeah, I really like it ♪

♪ We come in all shapes and sizes ♪

both: ♪ There's no place quite like this, no ♪

♪ Wave hello, welcome home ♪

♪ To Carnivore Cove ♪

♪ Indisputable, beautiful ♪

♪ Best place in the world ♪

♪ The water is clear ♪

♪ And we're so happy you're here ♪

♪ Oh, welcome home to Carnivore Cove ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ It's underwater paradise ♪

- ♪ You're gonna like it here ♪

- ♪ We've got treasure pits and bubbaloons ♪

both: ♪ And tons of fishy cheer ♪

- Oh! - Sea change!

both: ♪ Wave hello, welcome home ♪

♪ To Carnivore Cove ♪

♪ Indisputable, beautiful, best place in the world ♪

♪ Settle in, raise a fin ♪

♪ With your new best friends ♪ - That's us.

both: ♪ Oh, welcome home to Carnivore Cove ♪

♪ Indisputable, beautiful Carnivore Cove ♪

♪ The best place in the world ♪

♪ To Carnivore Cove ♪

♪ Welcome home to Carnivore Cove ♪

[both panting]

- Well, that's a strange way to say, "Nice to meet you."

- Maybe we should have sent a fruit basket instead?

[upbeat music]

- Okay, Ernie, pitch it to me.

- Yeah!

I did it! I pitched a strike!

- Oh, high-fin.

That was a sick curveball.

- I bet the big kids will play with me now.

Thanks for the pointers, Wallace.

- No problem, Ernie. Catch you later.

- Bye.

- Hey, look. There's Wallace.

Here's our chance to really welcome him

to the neighborhood.

- We'll welcome him so hard, it'll make his tail spin.

- Now who am I gonna play with?

- Oh, hey, Wallace. We can play with you.

- Uh, no, thanks.

- If you don't wanna play barnacle ball

we could do something else.

Oh, wanna watch William juggle?

- Not to brag, but I can juggle three ba*ls.

And someday I'll be able

to juggle them all at the same time.

- I'll pass.

- Okay, well, maybe we could play tomorrow?

- Ugh, don't you get it?

I don't wanna play with you. I don't like sharks.

- Really? Why not?

- Everyfishy knows they're dangerous.

- Baby's not dangerous. He's the nicest.

And you shouldn't treat anyfishy badly

just because they're different from you.

It doesn't matter if they're an urchin, a dolphin, or a shark.

- Yeah, well, I don't know about all that.

I gotta go.

- He doesn't like me because I'm a shark?

I don't get it.

- Me neither. It's cool you're a shark.

And if Wallace can't appreciate it,

then it's his loss.

- Hmm. I don't know.

- Well, it's not like you can stop being a shark.

- [gasps]

Or can I?

[quirky music]

♪ ♪

Phew, this dolphin costume is hot,

but it'll be worth it when Wallace sees

how much fun we can have together.

♪ ♪

[mysterious music]

♪ ♪

- Whew. For a minute there,

I thought you might be that shark again.

- Oh! [laughs]

No sharks here. Just me.

Baby Shar--

Dolphin. Baby Dolphin.

♪ Baby Dolphin, eee, eee, eee-eee-eee-eee ♪

Baby Dolphin, yeah!

- Well, I'm convinced.

Wanna play a game of bottlenose ball?

- Bottlenose ball? Oh, the dolphin game?

Uh, sure, I can't think of a reason why not

because I'm a dolphin.

- Great, let's flow.

Oh, coming your way.

[dramatic music]

[grunts]

- Shark strike!

Is what I would yell if I were a shark,

which of course I'm not.

- Way to go, Baby Dolphin.

Oh, you know, we have a lot in common.

I think we're gonna be great friends.

- [gasps] Really?

Whoa!

Oops.

- [gasps] Baby Shark?

I should have known when I saw that zipper on your dorsal fin.

I'm outta here!

- But we were having so much fun.

Hmm.

[upbeat music]

- Hmm.

- Hey, Baby,

what did the dancing bubbleberry say to the toast?

- Hmm, I don't know, Daddy.

What?

- This is my jam.

[laughs] Ba-dum-tss.

- [laughs weakly] Good one, Daddy.

Hmm.

- Is everything okay, Baby?

- Not really.

Wallace won't play with me because I'm a shark.

He says I'm dangerous, but I'm not.

[both sigh]

- I'm sorry, squiddo.

Sometimes fishies judge others

based on how they look instead of who they are.

- Wallace was probably taught that sharks aren't nice.

And that's unfair because

there are good and bad fishies in every species.

- Hmm.

- Here, these cup-kelps

have different colored frosting on the outside,

but on the inside,

- [gasps] They're the same.

- Exactly.

- But how do I get Wallace to like me?

I dressed like a dolphin,

but that only made things worse.

- [laughs]

You did what?

Oh, Baby, don't pretend to be somefishy you're not

just to get others to like you.

You're jaw-some just the way you are.

- You know, you can try to treat other fisheries fairly,

but you can't control how others react to you.

- Yeah, I am jaw-some just the way I am.

I am not going to let this fishy ruin my day.

Or worse, my dessert.

Mmm.

[all laugh]

[upbeat music]

- Uh-oh, there's Wallace.

Should we leave?

- Nah, if he doesn't have time for me

then I don't have time for him.

I'm jaw-some just the way I am.

- Atta shark.

- [whistles]

[laughter]

- But that's not fair.

- Hey, what's going on?

You okay, Ernie?

- They say I can't play with them.

- Yeah, why would we wanna play

with a spiky little urchin like you?

- Why?

Because he's cool, funny, and throws a k*ller curveball.

You're treating him differently

just because he looks different? [scoffs]

That's so lame.

It shouldn't matter if you're an urchin,

a dolphin, or even a...

[Baby Shark laughing]

Shark. [gasps]

Wait, that's what William was trying to tell me earlier.

- Pshh. Whatever.

- Thanks for sticking up for me, Wallace.

- You're welcome. Now, if you'll excuse me,

I need to go make something right.

- Oh, I know, let's play a game of Minnow Minnow Tuna.

- Oof! Sounds fun.

Oh, but we need two more fishies to play.

- I like Minnow Minnow Tuna.

Maybe I can play with you.

- Huh? - What?

- You wanna play with me even though I'm a shark?

- Yeah, I thought you said you didn't play with sharks?

- I know. I did say that and I'm sorry.

I've always been told that sharks are dangerous,

but it's not right to treat fishies differently

just because they're, well, different.

- Yeah, plus it's fun to swim with all sorts of fishies.

- Makes life way more fin-teresting.

[both laugh]

- Yeah, I'm starting to get that.

So, Baby, do you think you can forgive me?

- Hmm, I don't know, Wallace.

You really hurt my feelings.

But I appreciate you trying to make it right.

So I accept your apology.

- Really? Thank you.

- Now, how about we play Minnow Minnow Tuna?

- [laughs] But wait, we need one more player.

- I know just the fishy.

[cheerful music]

♪ ♪

- Minnow, minnow, tuna!

[all laugh]

- ♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end ♪

♪ Of our show ♪

♪ But don't go ♪

♪ Let's just flow ♪

♪ To the next episode of ♪

♪ "Baby Shark's Big Show" ♪

♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪