04x04 - Mysterions/The Crow Ate My Homework

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♪ It's been a while,
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♪ So get set to have some fun ♪

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♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

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[owl hoots]

[male voice] Join us next week
to find out if our Mysterions

are able to protect the Galaxy
from The Time Crystal Invaders!

That... that was
the best episode ever!

Mmm-hmm?

Well, you know, not bad.

Wait. You guys didn't like it?

-No, it was fine.
-Theodore, not that big a deal.

[gasps]
You know what we should do?

We should make
one of our secret clubs.

You know, like we usually do!

Simon, do you hear that?
Secret clubs?

Have you ever heard of us
doing a secret club?

-No.
-Wait.

Are you guys
hiding something from me?

Theodore, would you please
stop hounding us?

We're just gonna go upstairs now.

Yeah.
We've got things to do, OK?

You know, like...
well, like, like, homework.

Oh... OK.

[Simon] That was a close one.
You think he knows?

[Alvin] No, I don't.

He hardly hears anything unless
the word "candy" is in it.

Yeah, that's true.

-[Alvin] So, are you ready?
-h*, h*! Let's do this!

Now, you do remember
the entry code, right?

Simon, of course I remember!
Would you please just go ahead?

OK? I've totally got this!

All right, here we go.
Two left...

[Simon] Three left!

Oh, yes! You're right.
And one to the right...

[Simon] Two right!

And three to the left...

-[Simon] Four left!
-Yes! I know!

Bam! You see?

I told you I had it!

Wow!

This... this is exactly
like the Wormhole of Lost Time!

I knew it!
You... you do have a secret club!

Oh! Oh! Can... can I join?

Well, no, Theodore.

Because this isn't really
like our other clubs, OK?

It's a serious secret club!

And, well, it's the best
secret club we've ever had.

Oh! Please, please let me join!

We would, Theodore,
but the problem is,

you've ruined every secret club
we've ever had!

Nah-uh! Name one!

Well, there's
the Masked Marauders Club.

Then the League
of Superheroes Club.

Yeah, and what about
My Little Horsy Club?

Simon, I thought we'd decided
never to speak of that again.

They were way cooler
than they looked...

-Simon, stop!
-Please!

I... I promise I won't tell anyone!

Theodore, we can't risk
other people finding out.

Oh, but I won't!
I won't tell anyone! I promise!

Theodore, we'll do what we can,

but it's not really up to us.

Oh, Orb of Decision.

Should Theodore be allowed
to join our new, very secret,

Mysterion gathering?

Oh... Come on...

"Ask again later."

Oh, no.

OK, hold on.
Let me just try this again.

"Ask again later."

Oh, please.

Come on! "Ask again later."

Come on...

Oh! Wait, wait. Oh, finally!

OK. The orb has spoken.
It looks like you're in.

AAAH!

OK. I gotta stop you right there,
Theodore!

Mysterions do not squeal!

OK, now, if you're going to be
a Mysterion,

you must first learn
the secret handshake.

Come on. Let's show him.

OK, Theodore. Ready?

Uh, yeah... yeah,
I'm pretty sure I... I got it.

Um... OK. Um...

Well, you know,
we'll work on that later.

So, let me show you around.

Behold, the Caves of Relativity!

Wow!
It's... it's an exact replica!

[gasps] It's the Techlador Table of Time!

The Techlador Time Crystals!

This is the coolest club ever!

[chuckles] I have to agree with you.

-AAAH!
-Theodore! You're squealing!

Squealing! No squealing!

Oh. Sorry. Sorry, I forgot.
No squealing.

[both] And no telling anyone!

Never!

The entire to-do list
for tonight's meeting... completed.

Welcome, Theodore,
to the second Mysterion gather...

Wait. Wait a minute. What?

Ooh! Guys, I like what you did
with the place. Lookin' sweet.

Cheesy? What are you doing here?

Alvin, did you tell him?

Of course not!

All right.
Well, then that leaves...

But I didn't tell him! Honest!
He's... he's a mind reader!

Yep. It's true.
It's a gift and a curse.

OK, what is my secret?

OK. All right. Let's see.

It's coming...
You want an ice-cream sandwich.

Well, yes,

yes, but that's not my secret.

Come on, Cheesy.

If you wanna know this secret,
you have to really concentrate.

OK, here it comes. All right,
hold on, I'm seeing something.

I think I'm getting it. Um...

How about a clue
to get me started?

-Secret...
-Secret...

Secret?

-Meeting...
-Meeting...

Meeting. OK, secret meeting.

At...

-At.
-My.

-My house.
-My house.

-My house? Mom wouldn't let...
-Not your. Your.

OK, fine. Your house.
Your house.

At seven p...

-7:00pm.
-Yes!

Wow! That's amazing, Cheesy!

I know. That's why my friends
call me Cool Cheesy.

-Who else did you tell?
-No one! I... I promise!

Cheesy, what about you?
Did you tell anyone?

Oh... No. Nah-uh. No.
Definitely not. No. No.

Um, yeah. Well, I told those two guys.

Oh! Cool!

No, no, no!

Whoa! Great party, Simon!

It's... it's not a party!

Guys, please tell me
you didn't tell anyone else.

[Chipmunk song playing]

Hey, Simon! Great party!

It's not a party!

It's the Gathering of Mysterions
to keep the whole Galaxy

from collapsing
into a black hole of timelessness!

Cool.
Hey, you got any chips?

No, we don't have chips!

We only have the traditional
snacks of the Mysterions,

the parasitic insect
of Trachalador!

Oh. So, pretzels? Or...?

Grr!

Put your hood up!
Mysterions are supposed to be mysterious.

That's why
they're called Mysterions!

How did you find out?

Uh, are you kidding?

Our entire class is at this party.

Look what I brought...
pizza rolls!

Oh! I... I want one!

Pizza rolls? Come on!

Everyone knows Mysterions
can't digest tomato sauce!

Oh, yeah, yeah, I forgot.
No pizza rolls!

Wait a minute. What's that?

Oh, this is the Laser-Light Show
Karaoke Machine.

You know, to lighten the mood.

I've gotta say,
the whole hooded vibe here

is a little dark and dour.

It's supposed to be dark and dour.

It's creepy.

Oh, there! Now it's a party!

It's not a party!

Hoods up! Hoods up!

[singing off-key]

[chatting happily]

Hey, Simon.
I'm... I'm really sorry.

I feel like this
never would have happened

if Cheesy didn't read my mind.

I can't believe this.

This has become
a total Mysterion mockery!

OK, OK, that's it!

This is not how the order
of the Mysterions behave!

From now on, this will be
a true Mysterion gathering

and we're going to do it my way!

Oh, great Mysterion warriors,

we now pledge our allegiance
to the list of vows.

And, vow number 48,

never trust a Nafarian battlebot
who won't look you in the eye.

Um, um, please!

Permission to approach
the Techlador Table of Time?

Permission granted.

We might have a better time
if we lighten up a little.

What are you talking about?
Come on, this is fun. Right?

If by "fun" you mean, like,
shoving marbles up your nose,

then, yeah... this is fun.

So, you know,

maybe we should bend the rules a little.

-[cheering]
-Calm down, calm down!

OK. All right.

Hoods up! Hoods down!

Grab your Techladore date
and turn around.

[music pumps out]

Oh, I can't look!

No way! That's incredible!
Simon, Simon, did you see that?

Yes, I saw it. I'm right here.
Been here the whole time.

[male voice] Come visit the most amazing
water slide in the world...

The Dead Zone!
Opening this weekend!

How do they do that?
It's impossible.

No, it's not impossible at all.
It's very cutting edge.

You know, that water slide
is hydromagnetic.

It uses magnetic propulsion
and has three rocket incline zones.

I was taking a look
at the diagram on it and...

And you're ruining this for me.
OK?

This is how fun
the Dead Zone drop seems.

And this is the fun metre
after you get into the specifics.

You literally asked,
"How do they do that?"

Guys, shouldn't you all be studying?

Oh, Dave. We are studying.

We're studying
the Dead Zone drop.

Is that for your science test?

Yes! Yeah, you know, it's a...

It's a new slide
at Water Worlds.

The water park?

It's so cool, Dave!

Simon was just telling me
what an amazing

waterydynomismaticness it is!

That's not it at all.

Well, anyway,
we were thinking it would be better,

educationally speaking,

to go and study the water park for real.
Up close.

Right, Theodore?

Oh! Hi, Dave.

So, what do you say?
Will you take us this weekend?

[all] Please?

I'll make you a deal, Alvin.

You bring home a good grade
on that science test tomorrow

and we can go
to the water park on Saturday.

Yes!

But, Alvin,
I want nothing less than a B.

You know, Dave,
I think of myself more like a D guy.

You know, like, "Darn Good Try".

Or, or, you know, of course,
maybe a C guy, as in "Charming".

All right. OK. But, you know,
a B... it's like "Boring".

-Alvin!
-OK. I hear you.

If it's boring you want,
a B you shall have.

What? I can do it.

I know you can,
but you've got to put in the time.

Great. Just get out now, guys.
So long.

OK. So, start studying.

I know! I'll do it!

h*, h*! Yes!

[Chipmunk song playing]

[snoring]

Alvin! Wake up!

You're gonna be late
for the test!

Ugh!
Who cares about a silly test?

Then I guess you don't care
about going to Water Worlds?

[gasps] Let's go!

OK, time's up!

Alvin, give me your test.

But I'm not done.

Oh, yes, you are. Now let go!

No, no, I won't!

Miss Smith,
this test is really important!

My whole future depends on it!

Well, I'll take that into account
when I grade it. Now, let go!

I need a B! I can't get a C!

But I don't need an A.
I wouldn't even ask for that!

You don't get to ask
for anything!

No. No, no, of course not,
but, if I did, I'd ask for a B.

You know, even...
even a B minus.

[Miss Smith] Alvin! Let go!

[Alvin] Fine! Fine! Just take it!

[school bell rings]

While some of you
seem to understand

the basics of physics,

on average you all have
no idea how the world works.

Alvin, I want to talk to you
after class.

I studied, Miss Smith!
I studied!

I know you did.
You got an A minus,

which means if you put your mind to it,
you could...

Fantastic! Thank you, Miss Smith!
I gotta go now!

I gotta show this to Dave!

I want to see more A's from you,
Alvin!

h*, h*! A minus!

Aaah! Gimme that back!

No, no, no, no!

What is happening?

Stop! Stop!

[Alvin] So, I'm running after the crow
that snagged my A minus.

And then the eagle swoops in

and rips the test
out of the crow's beak,

and then a dump truck drives by...

Alvin, stop!

I've heard some pretty far-fetched stories
from you,

but this one
is probably the worst!

But I got an A minus!

Stop lying to me.

I'm sorry, but you're not coming
with us to the water park.

-A deal's a deal.
-Dave, Dave...

What if I get a copy of my grade
from Miss Smith?

-Will that convince you?
-Of course it would.

I'm just having a hard time
believing that you got an A

after studying roller coasters
all night.

-A minus!
-Then show me the test, Alvin.

Or is it still with the eagle?

[dialling]

-Hello?
-Oh! Miss Smith!

-Oh, I am so happy you're home!
-Where else would I be?

-Who is this?
-Very funny, Miss Smith.

It's me, Alvin! Mr A minus!

Alvin, why are you bothering me
on the weekend?

-I'll see you Monday.
-Please don't hang up!

A crow ate my test!
I need to show Dave my grade!

All the grades are at school.
I'll give it to you on Monday.

No, no! Miss Smith, please!

I need it now or I can't go
to the water park this weekend!

I've just spent five long days
in that classroom with you

and I want to spend my weekend
in peace! Now goodbye!

-[hangs up]
-No! No, please!

So, I'm guessing
that didn't go so well.

No.
You know, it went pretty well.

Um... we just have to do
one little thing.

Which is?

We just have to go to the school tonight
and get Miss Smith's grade book.

She said it was OK to get it?

Simon, why else would she tell me
where my grade was?

OK, we go and see if there's someone there
who can let us in.

Great! Perfect!
Come on, let's go.

[owl hoots]

Hello! Hello! Is anyone here?

Isn't there supposed to be a guard?

Hello!

[Alvin] Hello?

Alvin, we've checked the whole school,
OK?

There's nobody here. Let's go.

Oh, look!
This is Miss Smith's classroom!

-What are you doing?
-The book is right there!

-I can see it on her desk!
-Get down from there!

Simon, it's not like
I'm breaking into the place.

Her window's already open.

Theodore, quick like a bunny,
find me a twelve-foot branch.

What?

[police sirens]

That's perfect, Alvin.
The police are here.

You must have tripped
a silent alarm.

Alvin, get down!

Freeze! Freeze, buddyboy!
This is the police!

-Put your hands up! Don't move!
-Thank goodness you're here!

Can you just help me
move this up a little?

It's a little stuck.

I just need to get that grade book.

Hey! No! Stay where you are!
Don't do it!

OK. All right. Fine.
I'll stay here.

You get it.

What? No!

Why?

I don't have to explain myself to you,
OK?

Now, I'm not going to ask you again.
Get down!

Fine.

Here are your boys, Mr Seville.

They were just standing by,
but this one...

I was just trying to get my grade!

I don't want to hear about it.

-You'll take care of this?
-Thank you, Officer, I will.

I just want to say
you're lucky I'm in a good mood.

I got a hot date tomorrow.

OK. Good.
Um, well, thanks again, Officer.

Just saying.

There's a water park
we're going to, so... Whoowee!

-So, I'm pretty excited.
-[Alvin] What?

[both] Quiet, Alvin!

-Bye, Alvin.
-I wish you were coming.

Yeah, well,
I'll get to go in a year or so

when I'm not grounded any more.

Bye.

Miss Smith,
I just want you to know

that my entire family has gone
to Water World without me.

I hope you're happy,
'cause I'm not!

Miss Smith, I hope you have
the worst day ever!

No, no, no. That's too much.
Delete. Delete. Delete.

[knock on door]

What the...?

Stop harassing me, Alvin,
and put on your swim trunks.

-What?
-I'm taking you to Water World.

I called Dave
and told him about your grade

and he said it was OK.

Move it! We don't have all day.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes! Thank you!

Miss Smith, please take this leash off me!
It's embarrassing!

I can't, Alvin. You're a runner!

But I just want to find Dave!
I'd be running to Dave!

I told you,
we're meeting Dave in an hour.

He's in a line right now.

Oh, I see him! Dave!

But that was Dave!

I don't see him.

He just turned the corner.

Kevin! Cheesy! I'm just gonna hang
with Kevin and Cheesy!

Thanks, Miss Smith!

See?
This is why you have a leash, Alvin!

Please, Miss Smith.

No. No cutzies.

No one cares!

Everyone cares!

Now when you're with me,
we follow the rules!

But we'll be
in this line for an hour!

-You're right. Let's go.
-No! No, Miss Smith.

We'd lose our place in line!

We will find a ride
with a shorter line.

No. No, Miss Smith,

shorter lines
are for lame rides!

Be quiet.
You're giving me a headache.

Well,
you gave me a headache first!

You're such an ingrate!

I give up my Sunday
to take you to the water park,

and this is how you behave?

It took me 45 minutes
just to get into this bathing suit!

Not that you need to know that!

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪