02x01 - Episode 1

[bunniefuu]

Mom, look, the cactus is glowing!

So that leaves us with Friday.
Romeo, dinner is on you.

I can't make it on Friday.

I have a date with a girl.
A real one! For once.

Mmhmm.
You'll have it ready by then.

And who will prepare me?

On the first date, I should be dazzling,
not standing at the stove.

Yes, Kuromaku, let him shine!

He's better at that than at cooking.

Okay, then Dante.

No more instant noodles.
Gabriel will tidy up the kitchen.

In our kitchen.

The schedule is ready.
Please review it again to double-check.

Am I missing something?

You could say that.

WEDNESDAY

Um, well, Wednesday.

WEDNESDAY
APRIL 1

You assigned Waru's
duties for April Fool's Day.

♪ Magic stack of old cards
from a fortune teller ♪

♪ Eight clones summoned to this
world, and every one of them... ♪

♪ A different look, a different hook ♪

♪ A different outlook on what's good ♪

♪ And who's the king,
and who's the jack? ♪

♪ Wish you good luck
on keeping track! ♪

♪ What could possibly go wrong? ♪

♪ Everything went wrong! ♪



I see everything
has remained unchanged.

Everyone has the right to choose convenient
days to manage household affairs.

Your pedantry will be your undoing.

Believe me, if Waru
wants to play a trick on us,

he will do it without any schedule.

What if he adds a laxative to the soup?

He won't add any more.
The toilet is his base.

Uh huh, it's funny until it
hits you personally!

What if we...

Well, maybe not drastically, but
what if we changed since we first appeared?

I'm also trying to be more mature.

-Maybe Waru...

Oh, you're serious?

-That's unlikely.
-But not impossible.

What do you want?

Nothing.
Just taking care of my skin.

Well!

Waru, no...

Waru, yes!

Hey, hello!

Get out of the balcony so
I can hang up your panties.

But I don't wear panties.

So, they're Romeo's panties.

I'm not the only one who sees this!

He just did the laundry and left.

And?

HE LEFT!

He has us expecting a hit,
but he doesn't strike.

-Fear has big eyes.
-Guys...

It's time to eat!

Here you go!

Help yourself, but don't make a mess.

Where are you going?

I had a bite to eat while you all
were whispering over there.

What...

-Long pelmeni!
-Those are varenyky.

Oh, okay then.

Terrible!

Waru overcooked the varenyky!

It'll be fine!
Let's eat it!

Pepper.

Damn it!

Are you kidding me?
You don't know how to eat dumplings!?

Dante seems to be eating calmly.

Yeah, he'll eat anything!

Kuromaku, couldn't you have just taken him off the schedule!?

Or gave him some other task, except food?!

Do you want me to
re-examine your portion?

You should've done it earlier.

Wait a minute, I've got it!

The joke is that there is no joke.

We got ourselves all worked up
while he just stood there watching.

Right, Waru?

That's clever, but don't do that again.

That won't work with me anymore.

Keep an eye on Dante. He's clearly
taking advantage of the moment.

Are he and Waru working together?

Mine had gone cold whil
everyone was arguing.

-Need help?
-Okay, let's eat already!

The storm had passed,
and the air feels fresher.

The calm is the storm's
favourite disguise.

That's strange.
What is that?

All the saves... are identical!

No, no, no, no, no!

Kuromaku, I need the laptop urgently!

-Hang on, Romeo.
-It's urgent!

I can't log into my profile.

I might have been hacked, or banned,

or both hacked AND banned!

And I've got my date on there!

Romeo, she'll have to wait.
My code's all over the place here.

So... we can't go any further?

-You!
-Me?

You did this!

Me!?

Uhh, that's not my fart.

Honest.

That's off the table.

Do you even know how
long it took me to write that?

-That beat was custom-made!
-Ungrateful!

Actually, the song's gone up
in value now.

It's almost like jazz!

Big deal, the genre changed.

Tthink of it as an evolution.

Shut up!

How is this even possible?

Why do this?

Just to have a look at your red face.

What, you seriously don't get it?
Or are you...

-You...
-Am I what?

Well, go on then. Don't hold back.

Waru.

Waru, yeah.

Waru turned out to be a scumbag!

Just as everybody expected from him.

What a twist!

Who would have thought?

Oh, my girl!

Genius!

What was that, Dante?

No storm lasts forever.

Error resolved.

-What's that you got there?
-Freelance.

I’ve decided to earn some extra money,

as we’re really struggling
to make ends meet.

Freelance - what an elegant word!

It’s just like the name of a dance.

Of everything I said,
is that all you heard?

-Do the freelance dance?
-Certainly!

Would you like to start again,
or try a different game?

Oh, here we go again.

I'm home!

Hi, Fedya! Ha-how was your day?

Mmm, okay.
What’s for dinner tonight?

These days, it’s hard to find an
audience worthy of one’s talent.

And for a second, they'd almost have
forgotten who they were dealing with!

Yeah, laughing my head off.

Whoa! Why the long face?

The audience got what they paid for.

-What about you?
-Our duet...

We performed without masks
or fear, just pure intensity.

We nailed the performance.

You've got your show,

while the only prize
I won was laughter!

Go away!