01x02 - Episode 2

[bunniefuu]

g*nsh*t

Breathe.

Three-man team armed with
pump-action shotguns.

They were wearing animal masks.

You know who this belongs to?

Guy in the fox mask shot Myles
in the chest with a beanbag round.

You should have told me
you were coming.

Someone steals �10 million
of my money

and you think I'm not coming over?

Jackpot.

BELL RINGS

Did someone ring the lunch bell?

Who did you get the
beanbag rounds from?

You don't know him.
Fat guy, glasses,

goes by the name of Hubble,
like the telescope?

He doesn't know I'm a cop.

He knows what you look like.

You're the investigating officer.

I guess we're not the
good guys any more.

Hubble has agreed to work
with a sketch artist.

We have to get Hubble
to change his mind.

Hey.

What do you want?

g*nsh*t

What happened?

He wouldn't take the money.

So you shot him?

Well, it got heated.

He went for the g*n.
I got there first.

So you shot him?

He charged at me.
What was I supposed to do?

sh**t him in the leg!

And then what?

Huh?

He was gonna give me up.
He could have put us all in prison!

We could have talked him round.

He didn't want to let Bella down.
He had a thing for her.

HE SIGHS

Why am I alive?

Glove up.

Try and find something
to wrap his body in.

And something heavy
to weigh him down.

Dylan, you bring the car round.

Dylan!

Bella's gonna come looking for him.

We need to make it look like
he did a runner.

I'll see if I can find some bleach.

MUSIC: Streets Is Calling
by Ezra Collective and M.anifest

He fixed g*ns.

Made b*ll*ts for criminals.

Those b*ll*ts k*lled people.

He wasn't no saint, not even close.

Come 'ed. Let's get him in the car.

HE STRAINS

Jesus f*cking Christ!

THEY STRAIN

One, two, three, go.

THEY STRAIN

Bend him. Bend him.

LOUD THUD

We should've weighed him down
AFTER we put him in the boot.

Wash out the bucket, clean the mop.

Make sure we haven't
missed anything.

Bella.

I'm at Michael's retirement party.

Where are you?

Yeah, I'm running late.
I'll be there as soon as I can.

SHE SIGHS

OK. Bye.

THEY STRAIN

LOUD THUD

Jesus.

TRAIN RUMBLES

OK. f*ck it. Come 'ed.

Let's put it in here now. Come on.

THEY STRAIN

WATER BUBBLING

THEY BREATHE HEAVILY

Why isn't it sinking?

I mean, we weighed it down.

Oh, sh*t.

Do fat people not sink?
Is, is that a thing?

sh*t. Someone's coming.

Carter, get up quick.

Sink, you fat prick!

Carter!

Go, go, go, go, go.

We need the Range Rover
out of the lock-up tonight.

We'll get it out even if
we have to push it.

When Hubble doesn't
show up tomorrow,

what's Bella gonna do?

Let me worry about Bella.

You know your problem?

You're still thinking like a cop.

Do you think Leo would say if
Bella had anything on us?

She could be a problem.

What, are you gonna
sh**t her as well?

Don't be a prick.

What the actual f*ck?

I'm sorry. I got caught up.

Doing what?

Were you getting lai...?

You were getting laid.
I wasn't getting laid.

Yeah, you sure about that?

I think I'd remember.

The question is, would she?

You are the funniest person I know.

SHE CHUCKLES I need a drink.

I was 19, just left police college.

They stuck me in the area car
with this sergeant.

He was a cynical old b*stard.
Bit of a r*cist, truth be told.

Taught me a lot.

Anyway, we'd plod up and down
the road from this kids' home.

Every night, one of the little shits
would sneak out and steal a car.

Game on.

If we caught them,
we'd drag them back to the home

and hand them over to
the social workers.

Next 30 years, I do stints
at CID, Vice, Trident.

I wash up in the Child Abuse Team.

One day, this guy comes in.

I recognise him.

He's one of the kids we used
to chase back in the day.

He tells me how some of the
social workers at the home

sexually abused him.

The same social workers
we used to hand him over to.

Last week, three of the
social workers got sentenced.

Felt like a nice full stop
on my career.

The circle of life.

Hakuna Matata.

What?

The Lion King.

The Circle Of Life. You...

Never seen it.

The bit where Scar grabs
onto Mufasa's paws

and then drops him into
the stampeding wildebeests

and Simba shouts "No!"

I mean, it gets me every time.

Toy Story. Also a good film.

Is it better than The Godfather?

It's very different.

There's some people
I should say hello to.

Not a Lion King fan.

Clearly.

Jesus!

Enjoy your retirement.

Is that gonna be us?

A pair of old pricks telling stories
about the good old days.

It's gonna be you.

It's definitely gonna be you.

Yeah. Sometimes I worry it might be.

God, I need to get married
or pregnant or something.

When you've got nothing but the job,
that's what happens to you.

Hakuna f*ck' Matata.

What are you two talking about?

Lion King.

Oh, do you remember when you used
to watch that with me?

Yes, I do. See, that's the
thing about my aunt.

She acts all tough,
but she's a big softie.

Shh! Don't tell anyone.

How many drinks have you had?

Not enough.

We doing shots or what?

Do we have to?

Yes!

You're on duty tomorrow.

Hi, sorry. Excuse me.

Anybody see it dumped?

Patrol spotted it.

Sure it's the Range Rover from
the container park?

They recovered one of the plates.

Oish.

PHONE PINGS

f*ck sake.

Hubble said he'd be in at 9:00
to talk to the sketch artist,

but he didn't show up,
and I can't reach him.

Criminal doesn't do what he says
he was gonna do.

What a totally shocking surprise.

Hmm.

HE SIGHS

Your niece is a liability.

Oh, God. Why did we let her bully us
into doing those shots?

Because we are weak.

Yep.

MESSAGE SENT TONE

Do you wanna get some breakfast?

Yeah, I'd love to.

They were using this to smuggle cash.

There must have been millions.

But whoever stole it, missed some.

Are you enjoying working at the gym?

Er, yeah.

The people are nice.

And I get to work out
when it's quiet, um...

Oh, hey. Hey.

Are you in for dinner?

Pascal's cooking.

SHE CHUCKLES

Bouillabaisse.

Seafood stew.

I said I'd meet Olivia.

All right.

Maybe you can save me some.

Mm-hm.

See you later.

I spoke to our guy at
the container park.

He's scared. Scared?

Scared because he told someone about
the money in the Range Rover?

I don't know.

I need to look a man in the eye
to know if he's lying.

You love this girl?

HE CHUCKLES

I've never felt this way before.

I can be myself around her.

The way you look at her, it reminds
me how I looked at my wife.

I'm happy for you.

LINE RINGS

Leave a message
and I'll shout you back.

Hubble, it's Bella.

If you're worried about something,
we can work it out, OK?

Call me.

Hey.

Lucas' uncle flew in from France.

Right. We always knew he'd come.

What if they realise it was me?

They don't have any reason
to suspect you.

Hey. You've got this.

Hmm.

All right? We just have to
stick to the plan.

SHE SIGHS

Hey, we did it.

In a few months, we're gonna be on
a beach, somewhere in Thailand.

I want to go to an
orangutan sanctuary.

HE LAUGHS

I think orangutans are in Indonesia,
but we can go there too.

We can go anywhere you want.

I love you.

What?

What is it?

Um...

The guy who made the beanbag rounds.

Mm.

I shot him.

Is he dead?

He came at me.

What, you k*lled him?
I didn't have a choice.

Oh, my God.

He was gonna give me up.

I did it for you.

For us.

Hubble?

Hubble?

Hubble?

SHE SNIFFS

PHONE VIBRATES

Bella.

I'm at Hubble's.
I've called in Forensics.

What's going on?

Still can't reach Hubble.

He agrees to cooperate,
then he goes missing.

This floor, it's been cleaned
with bleach.

Looks like he left in a hurry.

You find a passport or anything?

Mm-mm.

Nah. He was facing prison time.

He's done a runner, hasn't he?

Last night, he messaged me.

What did he say? He said he was
looking forward to seeing me.

Why would he say that
and then not show up?

Did you reply?

Yeah. I mean, I said I was looking
forward to seeing him too.

I sent him a winking emoji.

Why?

Because he sent me one too!
I mean, look,

I felt sorry for the guy, OK?

Jeez.

Anything?

There's gunpowder
residue everywhere,

but seeing as the guy makes b*ll*ts,
that's hardly surprising.

We lifted some prints.
We can run them.

What about the floor?

Negative for blood.
We did find this.

Smoke alarm?

It's a CCTV camera.

It's wireless, probably backs up to
the hard drive on his computer.

Was it recording?

We don't know. The hard
drive's password protected.

We'll have to take it back to
the office, see if we can hack it.

OK, great! Thanks.

URBAN BEATS

How long will it take?

It depends on the size of
the drive.

Shall I get some coffees?

Ooh, yeah.

Erin? What do you fancy?

Er, cappuccino. One sugar.

You and Leo, you ever dated?

No.

Is he seeing anyone?

I don't think so.

You wouldn't have a problem
with it if I ask him out?

Fill your boots.

You know, I might just do that.

Hmm.

FIRE ALARM BLARES

It's probably a drill.

Other people are heading out.

I guess we should too.

We'll leave it running.

DOOR CLOSES

FIRE ALARM CONTINUES

CHATTER

CLANG

SCREW DROPS

HE GASPS

Nearly done.

We're in.

Oh, brilliant.

Ugh...

For you. Thanks.

Cappuccino, one sugar.

Thanks. Are we in?

Yep.

Is the CCTV on there?

It's just porn.

All of it?

Men are gross.

The programme was interrupted.

What does that mean?

The system's rubbish.
It's always going down.

I'm sorry I can't be more help.

Oh, no, thanks for trying.
Enjoy your coffee.

Thanks.

♪ We can live in harmony

♪ We don't have to break, baby

♪ We can live in harmony... ♪

Marcus identified
the guy who dropped

the Range Rover off
at the container park.

Who is he? Lucas Dubois.

His uncle's a major distributor
of class A narcotics.

Oh.

Erin's gonna ask you out.

Yeah? Ah, she's only human.

I might have a lead on Hubble.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. I put word out we
were looking for him.

You know, my informant Jasper?
What, the yoga guy?

He sells weed to Hubble.
You wanna go see him?

Sure.

LOW CHATTER

Aren't there rules against
yoga teachers

sleeping with their students?

Yoga's more cut throat than
the drugs trade.

People will screw you anyway
they can.

Any news on Hubble?

I asked around. Rumour is,
he's in Portugal.

Rumour? Says who?

People.
Do these people have names?

Ah, come on. Give me a break.

I'm just telling you what
I've heard.

You two should come to class.
It's great for flexibility.

Help you chase down all those
bad guys.

Nah. We're good.

Come on.

You hear anything on Hubble,
you let me know, yeah?

I will.

FOOTBALL COMMENTARY

Oh, for f*ck's sake.
How do you miss from there?

Un-f*cking-believable.

I honestly reckon I could have
scored that.

Yeah, so, um...

Martin says you're behind on
the fees.

He says I could lose my room.

He said that? I'll have to come and
live with you, mate.

No offence, but I'm not too
comfortable with you wiping my arse.

What?

Nothing.

Oh, come on. Get up, he barely
touched you, you soft prick.

Look, I got you covered.
You don't need to worry.

Yeah, how's that?

Bitcoin.

A guy I worked with back in the day
told me to invest.

I put a few grand in.

Why am I just hearing about this?

I forgot about it.

Then I get an email from this
crypto-vault

where the coins are stored.
How much is it worth?

Mate, it's gone crazy.

It's more than enough
to cover your care.

You're good, mate.

Sweet.

Hey, do you know any sex workers?

No, not personally.

Why?

Do you want me to spell it out
for you?

They found the Range Rover
dumped in Kilburn.

Did they pull any prints or DNA?

It was burnt out.

They identified
the guy who supplied the robbers

with beanbag rounds.

Goes by the name of Hubble,

like the telescope.

He's missing.

You have heard nothing?

A score that big,
usually you hear whispers.

Criminals like to boast.

Can't help themselves.

No-one's talking.

Lucas says you are retiring?

Two weeks today.

Thought I wanted it.

Now I'm not sure how I'm going to
fill my time.

A man I know,

he worked for nearly 40 years
as a police officer.

Worked his fingers
until they are bone.

Two days after he retires,
he's buying some new pants.

He comes out of the shop
and is hit by a bus.

He dies... bleeding in the street.

I'll be careful crossing
the road.

If I hear anything,
I'll let you know.

It's in there.

I always had you down as
a straight cop.

You can go now.

Leo acts like he's in charge of me.

He thinks I'm still on probation,
and he's telling me what's what.

It's our plan. We call the shots.

Leo doesn't see it that way.

You said we could trust him.

It's Bella,
the other detective he works with.

He's weird about her.

Is he into her?

Maybe.

Do you think she suspects anything?

I don't know.

He doesn't even like me talking
about her.

OK, well, I'm not going to prison,

so if it comes down to it,
we don't owe Leo anything, yeah?

Do you know any sex workers? Wow.
You're really that desperate, huh?

It's not for me, it's for Alfie.

Oh. He asked me to find him one.

Does it...

You know, does it... does it
still work?

What, his d*ck? Yeah.

Dunno. He's paralysed from
the neck down.

I assume that includes his d*ck.

You never asked him if he could get
a hard-on?

We don't really talk about
each other's erections. Hmm.

Me and my sisters used to take
pictures of our boyfriends' dicks.

Some of them were hilarious.

This one guy,
we used to call him Mr Mushroom,

because his d*ck was shaped like
a mushroom.

Yeah, yeah, I got that, thank you.

Hmm. It must be tough for him.

What's the longest you've
gone without?

Sex. Dunno. Yes, you do.

A year. A year?

Just after I broke up with Rachel.

Jesus.

Head wasn't in the right place. Hmm.

What about you?

Hmm, six weeks?

Yeah.

First lockdown. Man, it was rough.

That's the real tragedy
of the pandemic.

So sex worker.
What are we looking for?

I dunno. Someone nice
who's gonna look after him.

Hmm. A hooker with a heart of gold.

You're not supposed
to call them hookers any more.

My bad.
A sex worker with a heart of gold.

There you go.

I'll talk to my friend in Vice,
see if she knows anyone.

Border Force say that he flew
in the day

the Range Rover was stolen.

I'm guessing he wants his
money back.

That's the guy from
the container park.

I remember when Lucas was that age.

I didn't have the patience
to push him on a swing.

It always struck me as
an utterly pointless activity.

I already told Lucas.

I don't know anything about who took
the Range Rover.

If it wasn't you...

then who?

I don't know.

Does your wife know what you
do for us?

No.

Oh, mon cher,

you are a terrible liar.

The truth, please.

She knows I do a little bit
on the side,

but she doesn't know the details.

I swear to God.

You believe in God?

No.

Then it is meaningless.

Swear on your son's life.

Swear.

Do it. I swear.

Good.

INAUDIBLE

This guy is creepy as f*ck.

We need to find the people that took
his money, before he does.